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9-6, Chart

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Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +4.9%
Biggest Suckfest: Chris Jakubauskas, -32.8%
Most Important AB: Lopez homer, +6.2%
Most Important Pitch: Pena double, -16.8%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -33.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -19.6%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +3.4%
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I really wish Beltre would start hitting

And I guess my crush on the strike-o-matic ostrich is over. :(

It's like the RSS crush, though.

We really don’t expect him to be much more than a No. 5. Every game he keeps us in contention, he gets a high five from me.

Today was not one of those days, of course, but still . . . that curve is so pretty.

I know having updates from all your favorite websites is nice, but I doubt that many of us have crushes on that ability.
Son of a bitch!

I always laugh at people who make that mistake.

Shame.

Sad Jakubaustrich is awesome.
I mean, the term in general, not sucky Jakubauskas
It would be nice if we actually took advantage of the rest of the division.
On the plus side,

The rest of the division is also failing to take advantage of the rest of the division.

I still heart you, Chris Jakubauskas.

I guess I’m glad I missed this game.

I would very much enjoy if Yuniesky Betancourt woke up dead tomorrow.
Seems reasonable
If there's anything I'm known for, it is my rational, logical mind.
The Cuban Mafia?

For not only defecting but giving Cuban players a bad rap as well.

And for screwing over the smugglers that got him out
By dead he meant "In an Angels uniform."
By dead he meant "Dateline: Mariners shortstop found floating in Green River"
Best part of the game

Jay Buhner on the radio as the Rays pitching coach goes out to the mound: “What are you going to say to him, he’s pitching a no hitter, sure he just walked a guy blah blah blah”

Jose Lopez then hits a home run.

A question for anyone watching on TV:

Has Rob Johnson looked as god awful behind the plate on TV as he has from the stands? He seems to drop pitches, have trouble blocking pitches, have a weak and inaccurate arm, and on the off chance the ball doesn’t get by him, it ricochets away instead of staying in front of him. From what I’ve seen, it seems like he got his defensive reputation based on the fact that he is a catcher, and he can’t hit, so he must be good at defense. Seems like a lot of catchers gain their defensive reputation that way…

We've talked about this a lot, but his reputation was never based on 'defense' at least as that's traditionally defined

(although his arm is not weak and inaccurate, at least not all the time). The org loves him because they think he handles pitchers well, and lots of pitchers love throwing to him.

Last year in Tacoma, he was catching Roy Corcoran. After a walk, he had a passed ball to let the runner go to second, a passed ball to let the guy go to third, and then didn’t block a pitch (which I think went as a WP) to score the runner. So yeah, I know he’s limited as a purely defensive catcher, but I still think people are confusing WHY the team loves him so much.

Sounds like yesterday
It sounds like the negatives outweigh the positives here.
Will Mike Sweeney be ok?
Post game radio interview, he said it was a back spasm and he would probably need a couple days.

He said its something he’s dealt with before, and not that big of a deal. I’m bummed, looked like his bat was maybe heating up.

Mike Sweeney's wife and children still love and support him.

As does his wonderful savior, Jesus Christ. He has many wonderful friends who routinely call him to tell him what a great job he is doing and how they think he is awesome. His dog knows many tricks. Mike Sweeney will be fine.

I would bitch about this breaking the no religion rule but I'm not gonna.
I would like to add:

Mr. Sweeney is a super nice guy. If Mr. Sweeney ever opens a baseball camp for kids, I will be sure to send my as of yet unborn child to that camp.

However, if he never makes another PA for the M’s I would be fine with that as well.

Plus he finds inspiration in Creed lyrics
Well that's just retarded.
They take him Higher
I still can't believe they went Multi Plat

The band broke up in 2004 after three multi-platinum albums, selling 26 million records in the United States1. In late 2008, rumors began circulating that Creed was planning a 2009 reunion.

I think I heard once they sold more records than any other rock band this decade.

Well then, this decade sucks.
Ripping off Pearl Jam is a guaranteed recipe for success
You can't, really?

I mean, 75% of all music that goes Platinum is just really, really awful.

This is undeniable, but

what’s weird is the utterly random way that one out of the nation’s 30,000 bar-rock/frat-rock bands shoots to superstardom, while the other 29,999 struggle to get people to shows if there’s not also drink specials and contemplate giving up original songs and just play the hits, because then you could at least make a living.
It’s basically a lottery.

Considering that they all sound exactly the same, it's not really all that surprising I suppose.

I liked it better when frat-rock was good. Even if it was 20 years before I was born.

Well, that's what makes it odd.

We’ll take it as given that they weren’t picked based on songwriting, a unique sound, talent, etc. So what was it? Marketable faces (uh, no)? Legendary hand-jobs to studio execs? A willingness to sign near-exploitative contracts (I think plenty of people would sign these, so I doubt it)?

In the interest of playing devil's advocate:

Crossover appeal, Mark Tremonti is a technically impressive guitar player.

Scott Stapp is dreamy

(I’m only saying this because I get comparisons to him when I have long hair)

Making a living from playing music usually means you are a studio musician.
Hit Explosion fed their respective families.
The one girl I knew from them smoked her profits.

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