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by Matthew on Apr 29, 2009 1:26 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
This seems ominous.
Post-7th inning update: Yep.
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Rudy4three - April 29, 2009 reply
Malcontent1 - April 29, 2009 reply
Omerta - April 29, 2009 reply
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009 reply
chinn - April 29, 2009 reply
That was a pretty good play by Ramirez – Beltre had no way to even touch the base there.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009 reply
I know you can do it at home, but I’m pretty sure the other bases are not allowed to be blocked.
Matthew - April 29, 2009 reply
It’s been 2 years since I’ve read the rulebook all the way through – maybe I’ll go check now.
NEW YEAR, SAME OLD SUCK
cwel87 - April 29, 2009 reply
“Quentin would like nothing more than to untie this ballgame.”
Suck dick.
russak - April 29, 2009 reply
Can I blame you now?
yuniform - April 29, 2009 reply
gustafm - April 29, 2009 reply
Can we offer him that to take it back?
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009 reply
Diplomats don’t get paid as much. He’s probably happy with his career choice.
MFAN - April 29, 2009 reply
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 29, 2009 reply
Goose - April 29, 2009 reply
I’m out
Fett42 - April 29, 2009 reply
JI - April 29, 2009 reply
phil333 - April 29, 2009 reply
CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S - April 29, 2009 reply
FUCKING FANTASTICLY AWESOME
Wilder. - April 29, 2009 reply
BrianL - April 29, 2009 reply
gregrabble - April 29, 2009 reply
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009 reply
At least it wasn’t Lillibridge or Anderson orsomething.
PEOPLE LIKE HAWK HARRELLSON
Any newbies today will be putting the "delicate sensibilities’ waiver to use
Graham MacAree - April 29, 2009 reply
royalcurve - April 29, 2009 reply
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009 reply
Well that’s it for me.
edddgar - April 29, 2009 reply
Give me a second.
Fin - April 29, 2009 reply
God these announcers are fucking awful.
.Taylor - April 29, 2009 reply
His slider was death but he either didn’t throw it at all or didn’t throw any fastballs to keep hitters off balance
is just adding lemon juice to the wound.
mark sobba - April 29, 2009 reply
Who would be left to play baseball… The Canucks?
you’d be dead.
That’s a good UK-centric outbreak
And that we’ve been cursing since then
He should be in the bleachers.
Since our OF defense is so good we could just stick Endy in the stands when Washburn or Silva starts.
AND THUS YUNI CAN’T PLAY?
Jed MC - April 29, 2009 reply
There wasn’t a distinction, just ask David Allen Coe
I wish both painful deaths
My hatred of AJ Pierzynski? Ask me!
section331 - April 29, 2009 reply
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009 reply
Than earthquakes and ebola combined…
2005 ALCS….fucker.
And get away from this game before the TV wakes up and realizes I’m gone
… thy name is Mariner
urchman - April 29, 2009 reply
Fuck
kevin_ess - April 29, 2009 reply
JIM THOME
Sounds like a hip flexor
craig3410 - April 29, 2009 reply
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009 reply
Their CF
This is basic baseball.
CURRENTLY I READ IT AS “-2”
God I hope we rally
Probably a bit lower with Linebrink/Jenks/The Ministry in the equation.
Aardsma’s going to keep pumping the fastball.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 29, 2009 reply
That about covers it.
rickpo - April 29, 2009 reply
GRAHHHHHHHHH
HIT IT
HIT THE BALL
dfksjhsdjkhgjkdsflghsdfklj
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Fuck. Wow. FUCK
HIT A HOMERUN HIT ONE HIT ONE
hes fallen behind all day. fuck the rest of the m’s too. jesus christ on a stick.
pervert tom - April 29, 2009 reply
In turn my prof is giving me funny looks
I get back from a meeting to this shit?
seattlebruin - April 29, 2009 reply
What do you expect?
Less pop ups
From getting ear fucked by the White Sox
Must have struck a nerve
besides the felix game, the m’s have played like retards.
Tying run to the plate!
Deal?
I’m willing to sacrifice this AB if it gets him his rightful spot on the bench. He has no business still playing in this game.
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009 reply
he’ll swing like a little bitch and get himself out. aargh.
Yeah right.
but it really was too easy.
Of course, I’d love for two or three, but I’d settle for one to make the 9th potentially interesting.
And Yuni doesn’t swing? DOES NOT COMPUTE
We need to trade you to Cincinnati. Or better yet, Texas, so we can play against you 18 times(ish) a season.
Figured now would be a good time to bring that up.
That’s like rooting for a casino. Or death.
Especially if Yuni developed a gambling problem there and my goons got to break his fingers with a hammer.
Robert - April 29, 2009 reply
useless.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……HAHAHAA….haah…ha..hah……ha….
*sob
Heydude - April 29, 2009 reply
And to think, you could’ve picked the Yankees or the Red Sox.
lost two of three despite outscoring them
Similar idea worked in Major League 2. When Hays wouldn’t keep the ball on the ground. He wanted to “go deep”
THROW THEM
Just wanted to introduce myself should you need me at anytime.
Only four teams have winning records.
WE CAN BUILD ON THIS
joof - April 29, 2009 reply
Understatement.
waldo rojas - April 29, 2009 reply
and I am out.
GO AWAY
Johnson, you are a thorn in this team’s asshole.
Watching him last year and this year, I just have a horrible feeling he’ll never get it back.
Kermit. - April 29, 2009 reply
I was sure it was going to be gone, especially in that stadium.
Back-to-back-to-back home runs strikes. I’m calling it now. :o
How the hell are we in 1st place?
Rob’s wOBA >> Johjima’s 2008 (and 2009, of course). Some of that advantage may be offset defensively, but I don’t think we know that at this point.
marc w - April 29, 2009 reply
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Was Beltre not clearly safe on that steal attempt?
Rudy4three - April 29, 2009
Apparently the bag was blocked
Malcontent1 - April 29, 2009
I thought he was out.
Omerta - April 29, 2009
he was clearly illegally blocked.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
SIT DOWN
chinn - April 29, 2009
Beltre would've been safe if Ramirez hadn't been blocking the base.
That was a pretty good play by Ramirez – Beltre had no way to even touch the base there.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
Isn't that illegal?
I know you can do it at home, but I’m pretty sure the other bases are not allowed to be blocked.
Matthew - April 29, 2009
I'm not really sure about that.
It’s been 2 years since I’ve read the rulebook all the way through – maybe I’ll go check now.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU HICK.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
FUCKING SIT YOUR SHIT DOWN BITCH
NEW YEAR, SAME OLD SUCK
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
I can't believe the calls these announcers are making.
“Quentin would like nothing more than to untie this ballgame.”
Suck dick.
russak - April 29, 2009
FUCK
russak - April 29, 2009
Thanks for making note of this.
Can I blame you now?
yuniform - April 29, 2009
fuck
gustafm - April 29, 2009
I bet he'd rather have world peace
Can we offer him that to take it back?
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
I doubt it.
Diplomats don’t get paid as much. He’s probably happy with his career choice.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
shiiiiit
Omerta - April 29, 2009
fuck.
MFAN - April 29, 2009
AND FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 29, 2009
Yep. Boned.
Goose - April 29, 2009
Fuck you Quentin
I’m out
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
That's the game
Fett42 - April 29, 2009
well fucknuts
JI - April 29, 2009
SHIT BURGERS
chinn - April 29, 2009
Yep.
Matthew - April 29, 2009
FUCK
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
FUCK
phil333 - April 29, 2009
no fuck no fuck no fuck
CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S - April 29, 2009
AWESOME
FUCKING FANTASTICLY AWESOME
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
3-1 TO 3-4 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
That one was coming from a mile away.
BrianL - April 29, 2009
Well that's it
gregrabble - April 29, 2009
TRY PLAYING IN A REAL STADIUM WHITE SOX
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
NOT EVEN THAT BAD OF A PITCH
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Quentin's gonna get his.
At least it wasn’t Lillibridge or Anderson orsomething.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
WOW I NOW KNOW WHY PEOPLE COMMIT SUICIDE BOMBINGS
PEOPLE LIKE HAWK HARRELLSON
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
What a great way to start off the thread
Any newbies today will be putting the "delicate sensibilities’ waiver to use
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
HAWK YOU CAN DRINK MY DIARRHEA
chinn - April 29, 2009
Fucking christ
Graham MacAree - April 29, 2009
Oh my God.
BrianL - April 29, 2009
Moose muffins.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 29, 2009
FUCK MY LIFE
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
In the ear
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Without lube
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
russak - April 29, 2009
FUCKING BAND BOX
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
fuck me
CHEAP ROUNDS AT NORM'S - April 29, 2009
HORSE HOCKEY
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
JESUS
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
DIE DYE DIE
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 29, 2009
No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
Well that was fun
phil333 - April 29, 2009
Ohhhh God.
Well that’s it for me.
Omerta - April 29, 2009
HOOK
edddgar - April 29, 2009
ITS A DOUBLE TEABAG
JI - April 29, 2009
Fuck it... later
Fett42 - April 29, 2009
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Yep, fuck this game.
Goose - April 29, 2009
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
I'm going to kill myself
Give me a second.
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
1-2!!
Fin - April 29, 2009
5-6 in our last 11 games
Fett42 - April 29, 2009
This is an awful way to not be working.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
CHOO CHOOO!
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Wow okay I'm gonna get off the computer and go hang myself
gregrabble - April 29, 2009
1-2!!
Fin - April 29, 2009
Thanks for reminding me why I hate Chicago sports, WGN.
God these announcers are fucking awful.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
This stadium is such a joke.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
what
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Kelley's FB still looks like shit
His slider was death but he either didn’t throw it at all or didn’t throw any fastballs to keep hitters off balance
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
HEY COOL ... A TOTAL DISASTER
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Following up that inning with a Match 4's commercial
is just adding lemon juice to the wound.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Maybe they'll show a mini sirloin burger commercial next
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
I hate both those damn commericals!
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
seriously, what
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
THIS GAME IS WORSE THAN AVIAN FLU + SWINE FLU COMBINED.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Get rid of all the Asians and the Mexicans?
Who would be left to play baseball… The Canucks?
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Well, until all the pitchers get injured.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Or get converted to releivers
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
If you add a little human flu, and a Texas infant
you’d be dead.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Or Mad Cow Disease
That’s a good UK-centric outbreak
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
+SARS!
Fin - April 29, 2009
WE WERE CURSING UNTIL YUSELESS RUN US OUT OF THE INNING,
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
I trust you mean cruising
And that we’ve been cursing since then
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
I HAVE CURSING ON THE MIND.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
And knocking Yuni's fucking monkey head clean off?
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
I LIKE YOUR SIG
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
I like where it came from!
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
The heartfelt sentiment overwhelmed me
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
ITS ALL YUNI'S FAULT
JI - April 29, 2009
Clearly bad positioning.
He should be in the bleachers.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Maybe we should do that.
Since our OF defense is so good we could just stick Endy in the stands when Washburn or Silva starts.
MFAN - April 29, 2009
This is such fucking stupid shit
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
Yuniesky Betancourt is the Mariners' starting shortstop. FML.
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Throw more strikes you pig fuckers
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
SWINE FLUCKERS!
Fin - April 29, 2009
I'd say this team's start has been fairly flukey.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
M's are gonna brew a late inning rally.
russak - April 29, 2009
And stick our balls in the blender
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
STOP SHAKING THE BABY
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
DOES WEARING THE RETRO UNIFORMS MEAN THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO USE OUR BLACK PLAYERS?
AND THUS YUNI CAN’T PLAY?
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
He's Cuban
JI - April 29, 2009
You mean he's monkey.
Fin - April 29, 2009
Nope
JI - April 29, 2009
Isn't he a Cunab?
Jed MC - April 29, 2009
Back in the day you were white or you were black
There wasn’t a distinction, just ask David Allen Coe
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
He'd fail the paper bag test.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Pyerzinski reminds me of Lars Ulrich
JI - April 29, 2009
Ew.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
He's possibly my second least favorite player in the majors.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
Ditto
I wish both painful deaths
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
I wanna comeback to win this for no other reason to here these announcers cry.
russak - April 29, 2009
AJ, seriously. I sincerely hate you.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Have you heard about
My hatred of AJ Pierzynski? Ask me!
section331 - April 29, 2009
You hate AJ?
russak - April 29, 2009
AJ's mother hates AJ.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
I hate him more
Than earthquakes and ebola combined…
section331 - April 29, 2009
Oh yeah well I hate AJ more than all y'alls!
2005 ALCS….fucker.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
Yeah, but that was funny.
Goose - April 29, 2009
Good thing AJ is slower than dirt.
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
Don't bring dirt's good name into this...
section331 - April 29, 2009
Fucking christ get an out
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
This is retarded
gregrabble - April 29, 2009
That's an insult to retardation.
section331 - April 29, 2009
I kind of feel like I need to take a walk of shame
And get away from this game before the TV wakes up and realizes I’m gone
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Hmph.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Stop hitting the fucking ball.
russak - April 29, 2009
White Sox offense: Needs more Yuni
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
They seem to like their Cuban shortstop.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
This must be one of those regression to the mean games.
Jed MC - April 29, 2009
Regresssion...
… thy name is Mariner
urchman - April 29, 2009
How about our motherfucking home runs regress to the mean
Fuck
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
THE LAST HOUR HAS BEEN WORSE THAN THAT TIME I SNAPPED MY BANJO STRING.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
I wish we sucked less donkey penis
JI - April 29, 2009
Me too JI, me too.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
My lips are tired. Can I be shot now?
kevin_ess - April 29, 2009
You have other holes for the donkey penis to violate
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
All the world is a stage and I'm working a donkey show in tejana.
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
Charming in the face of this game? Impressive.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
I try. I try because I care.
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
ALL ABOARD THE UNWELCOME-FUCK WAGON
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
Anderson looks as po'dunk bland as JI
JIM THOME
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Injury delay?
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
Yep
Sounds like a hip flexor
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
For Anderson
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Yes
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
Anderson hip flexor, it would seem.
kevin_ess - April 29, 2009
All for offering a bounty for severing Hawk's vocal cords?
craig3410 - April 29, 2009
I have 17 cents.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
I can't stand to listen to this fucker anymore.
russak - April 29, 2009
who is injured?
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
One of the bad guys
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
Brian Anderson
Their CF
yuniform - April 29, 2009
LETS GET THOSE RUNS BACK
JI - April 29, 2009
JI, once a run is scored it cannot be unscored.
This is basic baseball.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
YOU READ THE SCORE DIFFERENTLY THAN I
CURRENTLY I READ IT AS “-2”
JI - April 29, 2009
Longest. Bullshit. Ever.
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
Thank god thats over
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
Well my laptops about to die - I'll be home in like an hour to check the results
God I hope we rally
gregrabble - April 29, 2009
WE ARE ONLY TWO RUNS BEHIND WE CAN STILL WIN WE HAVE A 2% SHOT
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
14%.
Probably a bit lower with Linebrink/Jenks/The Ministry in the equation.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Yeah I factored in the Mariner Equation.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
C'mon you real world grown up edition of the Bad News Bears score some fucking runs.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
This is a clever Bedard = girl joke.
JI - April 29, 2009
I just realized that if this were true Bedard would in fact be a girl.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
I am late.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
In that case
Aardsma’s going to keep pumping the fastball.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 29, 2009
This is what it feels like to not be on a boat.
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
Fucking mafia.
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
The splashing? The gurgling? The flailing?
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Having a mermaid punch you in the cock.
That about covers it.
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
That kid stole Sims' hat
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
Fuck Scott Linebrink
Jack Moore - April 29, 2009
Linebrink sounds like an ASCII control code
rickpo - April 29, 2009
Alright, rally time.
Fin - April 29, 2009
HIT THE DAMN BALL BALENTIEN
GRAHHHHHHHHH
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Come on Wlad.
russak - April 29, 2009
Straight fastballs.
HIT IT
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
Well, he swung at least.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
I like it that Gameday now refuses to tell me what the pitches are.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
Are they just not picking it up? Seemed dodgy yesterday too.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
And also that the strike zone is no longer displayed.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
I feel like that comes and goes.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
I was wondering if that was just me...
urchman - April 29, 2009
OH GREAT, ROB JOHNSON
Wilder. - April 29, 2009
Son of a BITCH
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
HIT THE BALL WLAD
HIT THE BALL
dfksjhsdjkhgjkdsflghsdfklj
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Going to vomit
Fuck. Wow. FUCK
cwel87 - April 29, 2009
HIT IT ROBBY
HIT A HOMERUN HIT ONE HIT ONE
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
I wanna molest the White Sox.
russak - April 29, 2009
I thought that was what most teenage boys did.
Jed MC - April 29, 2009
Most 13-year-old boys are probably in the same boat.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
god wlad pisses me off.
hes fallen behind all day. fuck the rest of the m’s too. jesus christ on a stick.
pervert tom - April 29, 2009
Let's see Rob Johnson hit a homer to start an improbable comeback :o
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
More likely he turns into a ball of yarn.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 29, 2009
At least he'd be useful in that case.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
And I would like to see a cat bat him around with its claws.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
Like maybe a mountain lion.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Triple?
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Or not.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
I keep making ugly faces while watching Gameday.
In turn my prof is giving me funny looks
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
Awwww
I get back from a meeting to this shit?
seattlebruin - April 29, 2009
Come on, it's the Mariners.
What do you expect?
Fin - April 29, 2009
Precisely this shit
seattlebruin - April 29, 2009
POP UP!
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
More pop rocks
Less pop ups
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Rob Johnson is both ugly and bad at his job.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
This game is a pimple.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
A pimple ... on your ass.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
A pimple ... on the inside of your ear/
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
That's actually herpes
From getting ear fucked by the White Sox
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Leave my ass out of it, Gareth.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
First name treatment
Must have struck a nerve
JI - April 29, 2009
Heh no, I just like his name.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Fun to pop?
JI - April 29, 2009
Cmon Gutz
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
fuck this i'm out
besides the felix game, the m’s have played like retards.
pervert tom - April 29, 2009
FREE JEFF CLEMENT
russak - April 29, 2009
on base!
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Hooray!
Tying run to the plate!
JI - April 29, 2009
If Yuni hits a home run, will you all be nice during the off day?
Deal?
yuniform - April 29, 2009
No
I’m willing to sacrifice this AB if it gets him his rightful spot on the bench. He has no business still playing in this game.
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
You know I can't answer without lying
JI - April 29, 2009
I think you're nice anyway.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Or no deal?
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009
Come onnnnnnn YUNIBOMBER
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
OK MONKEY DO SOMETHING YUSEFUL
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
too bad
he’ll swing like a little bitch and get himself out. aargh.
pervert tom - April 29, 2009
Yuni-BOMB.
Yeah right.
russak - April 29, 2009
Time for a popup!
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
I'd compliment your guess...
but it really was too easy.
urchman - April 29, 2009
I'd like to score one this inning.
Of course, I’d love for two or three, but I’d settle for one to make the 9th potentially interesting.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 29, 2009
If Yuni ties the game, I will refrain from booing him until the Texas series starts.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
DITTO
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Bargaining is one of the stages of grief
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
It's a deal. Now let's make it happen!
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
Pube-chin is warming up.
russak - April 29, 2009
pitch in the dirt
And Yuni doesn’t swing? DOES NOT COMPUTE
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Come on monkey, 2 run homer!
Fin - April 29, 2009
NOT FAR ENOUGH ASSBAG
JI - April 29, 2009
AAAARRGGGHH
russak - April 29, 2009
Dern
yuniform - April 29, 2009
If you can't hit it out here
We need to trade you to Cincinnati. Or better yet, Texas, so we can play against you 18 times(ish) a season.
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
adslkfjhasdjklfhaskldjfhakjsdlhflkajsdhfkjlsdf
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
FUCK YOU YUNI! GO DIE IN A FIRE
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
So the Angels won.
Figured now would be a good time to bring that up.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
You are trying to distract us from Yuni's failings.
Fin - April 29, 2009
Just trying to enhance the grief.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
So basing your username on Yuni ... I bet whilst it seemed a good idea at the time, you'd rather have chosen 'Pujolsform' instead huh?
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
But what's the fun in rooting for a player/team that always succeeds?
That’s like rooting for a casino. Or death.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
I'd love to root for a casino.
Especially if Yuni developed a gambling problem there and my goons got to break his fingers with a hammer.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Well this game eats butt
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
unless you like that type of thing or are a White Sox fan
JI - April 29, 2009
White Sox fans and sex perverts aren't real people.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
There's a difference?
Robert - April 29, 2009
wow
useless.
pervert tom - April 29, 2009
Eheh....eheh.....ehehEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA……HAHAHAA….haah…ha..hah……ha….
*sob
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
I dislike this game.
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Same here.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Ah ha a Mariners fan.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Ah ha a English Mariners fan.
And to think, you could’ve picked the Yankees or the Red Sox.
Fin - April 29, 2009
I know this feeling.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Mark Lowe needs to pretend he's not bad
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
The best thing about this game was the part where I convinced myself we would win, and then didn't.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Same here.
Fin - April 29, 2009
A walk? Really?
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Its ok. He's just setting up the DP....
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
or a 2R HR.
russak - April 29, 2009
Should be a pretty neat DP.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
WALKS
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
LEADOFF MOTHERFUCKING WALKS
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK LOWE.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Fuck well we screwed the pooch in Chicago
lost two of three despite outscoring them
seattlebruin - April 29, 2009
Evertime our pitcher walks somebody, I want to see 10 pushups.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Cause this walk crap drives me nuts.
Similar idea worked in Major League 2. When Hays wouldn’t keep the ball on the ground. He wanted to “go deep”
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Whyz
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
STRIKES
THROW THEM
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Hello Mark, I am the strike zone.
Just wanted to introduce myself should you need me at anytime.
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009
Gameday says that two of those could have been strikes.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
Gameday has no power here.
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009
I just realized how amazingly mediocre the American League is right now
Only four teams have winning records.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
And we are one of them!
WE CAN BUILD ON THIS
seattlebruin - April 29, 2009
Haha he's getting squeezed on the sides.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
MARK LOWE NEEDS TO GO TO AAA ASAP
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
After Lowe throws ball 3, Hawk: "Attaboy"
russak - April 29, 2009
Ugh.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Hawk pleading "drop, drop, drop" is more annoying.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
YUNI DO YOU KNOW WTF A TAG IS!?!?!?!?!?
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
STOLEN BASES ARE NOT FUCKING FORCE OUTS
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
Clutch Yuni right there.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
NICE TAG ASSHOLE
JI - April 29, 2009
I wish it wasn't finals week so I could just get wasted right now, because what the hell mariners?
joof - April 29, 2009
Get the fucking out, you AAAA bitch.
russak - April 29, 2009
BIAAAATCH
Fin - April 29, 2009
Niehaus "It's a little bit like agony watching him work."
Understatement.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Quote of the day, that's why I still love Dave.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Stop being so bad at pitching. It's Brent Lillibridge, asshole.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
No, no it's Lilliburg.
waldo rojas - April 29, 2009
98 MPH!
JI - April 29, 2009
fucking finally.
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
Can we send in Felix in?
russak - April 29, 2009
I can't stand this game
and I am out.
Fin - April 29, 2009
Good timing.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
Clement can do that.
MFAN - April 29, 2009
God is not a Mariners fan.
.Taylor - April 29, 2009
Rob Johnson you are so so so so so bad.
GO AWAY
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
I HAVE WASTED OVER THREE HOURS OF MY VERY LIMITED SPARE TIME ON THIS SHIT.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
FREE CLEMENT
Johnson, you are a thorn in this team’s asshole.
russak - April 29, 2009
Screw you guys, I'm going home
seattlecougar - April 29, 2009
This sucks so bad.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Why?
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
I wish this game were a little bit less like waking up with a pair of sweaty hairy testicles on our collective foreheads
JI - April 29, 2009
Yeah.....
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
Oh come on RC, don't be modest. I know we've all been there.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
Too many times, Eyebrows. Too many times.
royalcurve - April 29, 2009
It's rash and illogical, but I really am just done with Mark Lowe.
Watching him last year and this year, I just have a horrible feeling he’ll never get it back.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
His velocity is there, his control is just awful.
EnglishMariner - April 29, 2009
Why is that rash and illogical? The guy couldn't pick a corner if he was sitting in it.
Kermit. - April 29, 2009
Let's give this fat pig swine flu!
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Niehaus had the voice of dread on that pop up.
I was sure it was going to be gone, especially in that stadium.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
God, If we win I promise to start going back to church.
russak - April 29, 2009
Quick outs! Sweet!
Kermit. - April 29, 2009
Well this was a waste of a morning/early afternoon.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
First pitch Ichi? Really?
TRUguillotine - April 29, 2009
He wants Jenks' FIP to get below 4.60
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Looked like a good pitch to swing at to me.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
Back-to-back-to-back home runs. I'm calling it now. :o
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
I was close.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Well I hope you enjoyed that.
yuniform - April 29, 2009
good call!
urchman - April 29, 2009
Thanks!
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Close
Back-to-back-to-back
home runsstrikes. I’m calling it now. :oEyebrows - April 29, 2009
Well that was a pile of balls.
Aaron Campeau - April 29, 2009
Shvetty balls?
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009
Another painful loss.
How the hell are we in 1st place?
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Math
Sec 108 - April 29, 2009
AL West sux
urchman - April 29, 2009
We're so lucky that's true.
Heydude - April 29, 2009
Angels = AAA Salt Lake
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
So those 6 LOB in the first three innings really look a lot worse now.
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Alright folks, April is over. May could be a really sweet! 140 more games to go!
mark sobba - April 29, 2009
I never thouht I'd be happy about this, but sweet god Kenji is back on Friday. Couldn't come soon enough
BrettJMiller - April 29, 2009
Haha if only you could have seen this comment in 2008.
Eyebrows - April 29, 2009
I'm still not sure what to think about it.
Rob’s wOBA >> Johjima’s 2008 (and 2009, of course). Some of that advantage may be offset defensively, but I don’t think we know that at this point.
marc w - April 29, 2009
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