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By The Way

Reegie Corona's gone.

3 recs  |  16 comments

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I really hope you guys are writing the captions.
after probably the only home run he’ll ever hit in a Major League uniform ever.

Because that’s just low.

We get to customize!
Fuck MS Paint.
Let's not get crazy here.
That explains it. I would've fallen out of my chair laughing if the AP had.

Although it was still really funny either way.

The truth hurts.

I’m giving this post a rec based on the caption.

Corco is sad :-(
Shouldn't this be a fan shot?
A picture is worth a thousand words?
How many words is a photoshopped picture worth?

And what if the words are carefully chosen… like a haiku?

Quit trying to compare these things in a vacuum! Neither words, nor pictures, can exist in a vacuum. Trying to talk about them in that way is impossible, since they can NEVER physically come into existence in this vacuum of yours!

Maybe my head is a vacuum and your attempts to disturb its pristine emptiness with your thoughts and existential paradigms aren't appreciated!

Besides it’s a vacuum! I can’t hear you!

Clearly we're both coming at this from opposite ends of the same continuum

to reach each other we have to agree on a sensible middle ground between a vacuum and something with the molecular density of the heart of a collapsed star. I’m thinking the middle ground might be a nice English pub.

I like where your heads at on this issue
I just wanted to use vacuum and continuum in the same post
Well

considering that the Yankee’s backup IF role have frequently employed the likes of Miguel Cairo, Nick Green and the epic Enrique Wilson, I somehow feel Reegie’s chances are better than that… the major league part anyway, not the HR part.

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