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4/4: Open Game Thread

At last, our long Spring Training nightmare is over.

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"Mariners unable to locate lady luck in Las Vegas"

You Pravda guys are so clever.

They did manage to find an entirely different type of lady though

And the team has delayed their flight out to Minnesota to undergo treatment and vaccinations.

LOL I bet Silva would love to a go at that post game spread!
I'm the world's worst typer

I can’t believe I’m getting banned for a joke I screwed up.

I wonder if it is in Silva's contract under that whole suite clause.
That is a disgusting and hilarious typo
A female gone missing in these days, in Vegas of all places, is nothing to joke about Jeff.
I hear she lives in Anaheim.
You mean Los Angeles of Anaheim?
Luck, if you ever were a lady to begin with ....

Luck be a lady tonight.

Go fuck yourself, Spring Training
IS the nightmare over?

Is it really?

FSN feed on MLB.TV today.
Here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go, together we can wiiiiiiiiiiiin.

Here we go!

Please no more....

My heart can’t take it…

Okay, I'm ready.
I like that Branyan fellow. I plan on being a fan.
Huh, almost looks like a real lineup today
Heh...

I said the same thing to my husband when they announced it – “that looks more like the Mariners”….

Needs more Ichiro

And less pitchers in the lineup. Although RRS has been hitting quite well in his 5 or so PAs.

I like watching RRS at the plate.
Oh yeah

He has to bat today, doesn’t he? I forgot…

I'm ready for the season to start.

But April looks scary.

Yuni?

:)

Still sucks.
Right.
I hate Yuni.

There. I said it.

There is room on the bus. Hop on.
And I hate you
No you don't silly.
I do now.
I don't believe you.
Get on the midnight train to anywhere cause you better start believing
We've been through so much worse.

We can work through this.

Midnight train to Georgia

is the best midnight train to catch.

1st-to-3rd!

We’re coming for you, Scioscia!

Beltre being Beltre
He has to have the thickest bat in baseball.

It’s like he swinging a huge club.

Looked like it on that at bat
So I just got MLB.tv Premium

And I’ve got dual monitors set up so I can sit on my couch and watch the game on TV.

The problem is that fullscreen mode automatically closes when I do other work on my primary monitor.

Does anybody know a workaround/hack to prevent this?

I think it's a known issue.

Not sure if they’re addressing it, though.

I just spent $30 on cables to connect my computer to the TV so they better fix it
I'm fairly certain there isn't a way to get around that.
Virtual Desktop seems to be my only option
Man I hope the weather on Opening Day will be like today.
Since Minnesota is inside it shouldn't matter
I can't believe they're building an outdoor park.
Right?

Is that not the worst idea? :/

It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard, quite frankly
If they ever make the World Series it won't end until the following June.
It will be exceedingly hard to steal second in snowshoes
Opening Day: 2010

The pinnacle of the Hargrove era.
I think the pinnacle was how awesome the M's were doing the day before he quit.
Maybe they plan on adding a roof later on.

But seriously, it doesn’t seem to make much sense. I think the summers there are supposed to be nice though.

Gardenhire said

They didn’t have the extra 20 million dollars it would take to put a roof on.
I’m curious to know why the Metrodome is so terrible that it needs to be replaced…?

The Metrodome sucks but if they didn't have the extra $20 million they should have waited until they did.
Isn't their owner like a multi billionaire or something?

Why would $20 million be a problem?

Pohlad is a huge tightass
He's also dead.

Maybe his kid (or whoever) is less so.

Well that shows how much I care about the Twins
Somehow I totally missed that.
Agreed

Meanwhile, they should just paint the ceiling blue…

They're going to be playing a dozen makeup doubleheaders every season.
At least doubleheaders are awesome
And they will probably be in the summer when the weather is good there.
I mean our Opening Day.
Great. Batista.

Rub some salt in my paper cut, why don’t you?

JOEJESSICA!
That was a pretty bunt.
Nicole whateverhernameis

has been hired for her “credentials”

She's also hot
Woosh.
No I got it

But felt that that point needed driving home

That's what I want out of journalists alright.
I wouldn't call her a journalist.

Would you call her more of a personality, or something like that?

I wouldn't either and I guess that's the problem.
But then again

Is Angie Mentink a journalist? If not, what is her purpose? I am guessing she is the Ibanez of the FSN Northwest clubhouse.

I don't necessarily have a problem with talking heads in theory

but in practice they almost always suck. Mentink annoys me far less than Zaloumis because Zaloumis is so obviously there because she has a nice rack or whatever and those sorts of hiring decisions are making us all retarded.

Agreed- it's like Idiocracy is real
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that it is.

At some point people will look back and grunt in a manner that suggests “hey, Mike Judge nailed it.”

I mean, she is nice to look at.

If it were something like radio or writing for the Seattle Times with actual content, it would be a different story.

Right but most people get the vast majority of heir information from TV

and credentials are a secondary concern for TV jobs. That annoys me.

And also she's not my type so I can't look past it.
Is her content that bad though?
She's there to smile and be orange.

She never says anything of substance.

Don't know about the others

But Angie Mentink was a serious athlete. Like way more of an athlete than any of us. From her bio:

While at the UW from 1991 to 1995, Mentink is the first women’s softball player to be inducted into the Husky Hall of Fame. During her Husky career, she topped the Pac-10 conference in hits, runs and stolen bases. Mentink is a former three-time All-American softball player and was. She was also the first softball player to earn All-Pac-10 and All-American honors.

Following a successful collegiate career in softball, Mentink played professionally for the Colorado Silver Bullets baseball team where she made history collecting four hits in a single game.

One of her proudest moments from her young adult life was becoming the first female to play and letter in football at Taft High School in Woodland Hills, California.

Emmitt Smith was an athlete too.

Doesn’t make you qualified to be on TV.

I'm just saying she's there as a true sports fan

not because she’s a journalism major that needed a job and has a plastic rack.

Sure.

And like I said, Mentink doesn’t really bother me.

Her ovaries are certainly for real.
I could make a sex toy joke about the name of that baseball team

But I’m going to take the high road here

The Colorado Silver Bullets?

I’m totally missing the joke. Help a brother out!

There's a vibrator called the Silver Bullet.
I hear she still plays with the Silver Bullets HEYOO!!
Ugh
That was lamer than the waka towlie photoshop
So she's less of an athlete than Brayden
She's not more of an athlete than I am. That's not possible.

Anything she can do, i can do better. I can do anything better than her.

I thought she was hired for her Zaloumis
You guy's need to get out more
Right, get out of mom's basement and get a date.
May this be Miguel Batista's final appearance as a Mariner
I was just thinking the same thing.

We can only hope

Can I get an amen!?
You can get an

A-fucking-men.
I plan to run out and buy a bottle of champagne the minute it is determined that Batista is no longer serving whatever horrific purpose keeps him on this team.

He needs to suck more first.
UWyo reference woo
The M's should not be allowed to lose a game featuring both a Yuniblast and a Johjimer.
Those sound like

Pokemon.

Ok

That made pop shoot out my nose.

I know it's ST

but Joh is raking. I love it.

I am sure he will resume sucking on April 6th.
No, Blowers, I would not like to see a weekend of National League style baseball in Seattle.
I'll never understand why they use AL rules in AL parks and vice versa for interleague.
Because that's what the current rules of Major League Baseball dictate retard.
Well I guess that makes sense.
Didn't you know the home team makes the rules?

I just don’t understand why the NL doesn’t adopt the DH. The game is so far removed from pitchers being a part of the offense. Maybe I am biased toward the DH because I grew up in Seattle.

I used to feel the same way but I've been convinced that it's worth keeping the way it is.

I’m glad that my team is an AL team though.

But with that said if the point of interleague play is to expose fans to a different style of baseball

shouldn’t they play by the other league’s rules to actually do so?

I think so

otherwise it’s just seeing a new team that you don’t care about, and creating unfair unbalanced scheduling without any real benefit.

Which is an excellent point.

However, I think the main purpose is to sell more tickets. Interleague games always fill the stadiums because the teams don’t meet every year (with the exception of the rivals!)

I hope I never ever ever hear whoever the guy broadcasting along Niehaus right now again.

He annoys me. Horribly.

After Physioc and Hudler I don't even notice.
I get the Rockies broadcast living here in Utah.

I can confirm George Frazier is annoying.

He sounds

like a know it all. And his voice is a weird mix of Tim Kirkjian and some annoying asshole.

Like Jerry Remy of the Boston Red Sox and Michael Kay of the New York Yankees.
Yeah

I feel sorry for the Rockie fans that have to listen to this all year.

I'm definitely getting

all 5 of the bobbleheads this year. I’m upset there’s not a Beltre one though.

Maybe that is a sign that they are planning on trading him halfway through
Wilson seems like a guy who could go to Japan and hit 50 HR
I have not seen Mike Wilson yet

and holy shit he’s big. He looks like a football player. What’s the scoop on him? Looks like he is a definition of an undisciplined hitter, but he has a ton of HR’s this year. Can anyone comment on his defense? I see he’s 25…FG doesn’t have anything on him.

*had not seen

Interesting comment otherwise.

Why would Field Gulls have anything on Michael Wilson?
FanGraphs.
Yeah, I was just messing because he mentioned Wilson looks like a football player.
Oh yeah duh!

No wonder I can’t find any articles on any Mariners players on a Seahawks blog. I feel so stupid for even looking there!

He had a scholorship to play football at Oklahoma
Dexter Fowler

is my new favorite player. We share a surname, and Dexter is an awesome name for a black guy.

uh
Tell me what I said isn't true.
my stars
We did once have a thread about white players with ethnic names

Tell me Kahlil Greene looks like you imagined he would given the name.

Whohooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real baseball in ~52 hours!
They need to hurry up and announce who made the roster because I'm bored as hell.
In comes Tuiasosopo

Roster has been set.

Bitch Ballin

Tui!

He's going to get sent down on the 15th, you know.
Tui?

Who the fuck is playing in the outfield for the next eight games? Do we really need another infielder right now?

Wlad/Griffey are probably splitting time

I would’ve much rather seen Clement instead of Tui on the roster if we’re adding redundant people.

When is he even going to play?

This strikes me as retarded.

Doesn't Chris Burke make a lot more sense than Tui?
He would have had to be added to the 40-man

but yes, I would think so.

They could have added Burke to the 40 man instead of Kelley or Jakubauskas.

God I hate the 12 man pitching staff.

Morrow to Close.

Larry Stone has more. Plus, Ken Griffey in right, Endy Chavez in leadoff.

Starting Ken Griffey in right despite the astroturf in the Metrodome?

It’s going to be hilarious to see him wind up on the DL before the home opener.

How is the fieldturf on knees and joints?
They have field turf, not astro turf now?

There was some talk about it when they installed the new field at Pullman some years ago, if memory serves field turf >>grass>>>>astro turf. Lower incidences of just about every type of leg injury, I think even concussions (it was the football field so it was mentioned). Too bad Jr. and Buhner didn’t have it when they came up.

Wait, what the hell?

Ronny Cedeno can play the outfield if needed?

Tui on the roster as a reward, huh?

Eh, that’s different. And basically means he’s going back down when Ichiro comes back.

I'm still waiting for another roster move

I’m a tad uncomfortable going north with that team

What are the best blogs and websites to follow SSFC and MLS?

I’m completely in the dark. Any suggestions?

Nick S has a really good one

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