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Hypotheticals

2011:

SP #4 - Ryan Feierabend
SP #5 - Chris Jakubauskas

Bullpen - Brandon Morrow
Bullpen - Phillippe Aumont.

DOES SOMETHING SEEM AMISS HERE?

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Jakubauskas is a reliever?
No he's just a shitty shitty starter
Yeah but he's in the bullpen right now

Why ever would we move him out?

Because fuck you that's why

Also he’s long relief

Nope

…Its all part of the plan.

What's amiss is the numbering

SP #3 – Ryan Feierbend
SP #4 – Chris Jakubauskas

That Baek trade last year is looking pretty foolish right now.

Thought Aumont

was supposed to be a starter

Scroll down a few posts.

And hide all sharp devices before doing so.

We could always buy another starter!
Yes, because our track record with that has been so great.
I hear Jason Schmidt will return to the open market.

Sometimes I think Bavasi’s “negoeting” skills saved the Mariners from a lot of trouble. But then again, if the Mariners got Kuroda, they would’ve had a upper/middle rotation starter rather than a $48 million dollar piece of shit

negotiating*

I don’t know how I flubbed that.

My question for Zduriencik

Are you SURE that Felix wouldn’t be better served in a setup role? Think it through, big Z, before you waste the rest of his service time in the roto.

Does it even matter, Felix will be gone in a couple years as this organization somehow

allowed him to get this far into his service time without extending him with a nice long term and affordable deal.

You can't force someone to take an extension.
2010's rotation will be pleasant as well
Yes, "Tim Lincecum" is misspelled as "Brandon Morrow"
In bizarro universe.

Tim Lincecum would be our closer and Morrow would be a home town hero down in the Bay Area and on the cover of MLB 2k9 and have limitless endorsement deals with Nike, Gatorade, etc.

I feel crushed right now

It seems like it’ll be a long time before we reach the post season again. With the Angels being an attractive place for FA’s, A’s ability to contend with so little resources, and the Rangers army of top prospects…It just seems like we’re fighting an uphill battle to not finish last the next 5 years. Ichiro will soon be leaving, Felix too, Bedard and Beltre already have one foot out the door and our better young players are being mismanaged in a way that they don’t make the impact we had hoped they would. Please someone throw me a line, I’m drowning.

One of the headlines on the Seattle Times webpage is "Five children slain in Graham-area home"

Somebody took the Aumont news hard

I wish there were children around to snap into little pieces
Maybe you can rain hell in the Lusty Lady.
I have this nightmare that Jack is going to tear off his shirt revealing an A's Jersey underneath.

And then Billy Bean and David Forst come out and they all hi five and Bean announces a new stadium deal worth billions and they all cackle.

Billy Beane*

Unless you are talking about the former gay baseball player.

Him too.
I fail at reply.

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