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4/6: Open Game Thread, Part 4

Bottom of the ninth edition.

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Morrow might get to get a save after all
THE SPLENDID SPLENDA WILL RIDE AGAIN
We need more handy GIFs of despair
Let's hope this is a short thread.
Batista noooooooooo
Let's hope this is a short thread.
Oh jesus, not again.
How do you DO that?
It's all in the wrists, son.
I had that ready to go
Are you saying we are going 12 innings?
Batista ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I see Batista and Felix's hair are going in opposite directions
As is my love dagger when they are in the game
As are their careers
And herrrre we go... BRB gotta walk the world
Please don't blow it Batista,

You’ve got a freaking 5 run lead!

will titties write a poem about his opening day relief effort?
What is wrong with Batista?

Does he have an ugly wife or something?

Maybe

Just to be safe, let’s sign Kris Benson

Gotta assume so..
He's a terrible author
I WANT TO JOIN ENGLISH MARINER AND CHINN AND MAKE A KARMA SULTRA OF FELIX SEX

AND I WANT MY PARENTS TO FIND IT AND ASK AWKWARD QUESTIONS ABOUT THE POSITIONS THAT I FAVOR

You're turning me on.
As you wish. Click your heels together, princess.
US THREE AND ONE FELIX = LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NIGHT FOR FELIX.
Best 75 seconds of his life!
NEW POSITION: THE CARTELUA CUDDLE
Someone needs to get Eiffel Tower'd
Silva lost 35 pounds and still looks pregnant

Awesome.

8 innings of Felix = 3 game threads

1 inning of Batista = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Carlos Silva is sitting in the dugout next to the half of Carlos Silva that Carlos Silva burned off
Pepe?
Pepe Silvia, obviously
We found Pepe!

Someone tell Charlie

We really lost our opening pace here
I LOVE BEER

what are you drinking?

Miss more bats, please
ZOMG OPENING DAY
I HOPE THE MARINERS WIN
HOLY GROUND BALL
OMG HE GOT AN OUT
WOOOOOO two left..
2 more outs!
Jesus I'm yawning again
Brilliant strategy, Twins announcers
Care to share with the class?
Don't start Felix for the rest of the year
Because he has a 0.82 ERA in his first starts
Opposite of this.
felix very good at beginning of year

so don’t start him again

no fucking chance silva lost any weight

that is one fat fucking piece of dog shit

i hope he dies tomorrow

Angels winning 3-0
Christ... Batista is so miserable to watch

This game barely took 2 hours to cover 8 and a half, and now we have another 45 minutes until the game will end. FUCK YOU, TITS!

Nobody make the easy joke
Chili dog?
If the Mariners hold on

they will be on pace to be the first team to ever win all 162 games in a season

It's ok Beltre

it’s not your fault.

You fucking maroon you better get traded tomorrow
GADZOOKS BATMAN

AKLFJ;EIAHGPOIAEU IO;AEU ;LKAJ; LFA :(

BELTRE SUCKS AT DEFENSE

TRADE HIM NOWWWWWWW

WHILE THE OTHER TEAMS STILL THINK HE IS GUD
TUI IS TEH SHIT AT DEFENSE !!1
FFS WHY THE FUCK DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN
Because it's Batista
I'm blameing Batista on that bad hop
Beltre even falling asleep
Batista is so bad he makes Beltre fuck up

so fuck you tits

NOT AWESOME

Don’t make Beluga Tits have to get extra outs.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STAND THERE AND STARE AT HIM FOR 30 SECONDS
ONLY TO THROW A SHITTY PITCH
EAT A BAG FULL OF SYPHILLIS YOU FAT FUCK
In what world is Wlad considered a DEFENSIVE replacement for Junior?
Little League?
Huh?!
That's going to make him testy.
That really took a bad hop
Ok that was a terrible hop
Well, now we know why Beltre put Minnesota on his no-trade list

My goal is for Beluga-boy to give up just enough runs so that Felix still gets the W, but Wak is scared out of ever thinking about using Beluga again.

WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR DEFENSE DOING
GSAHHHHAHDEIO!!
YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG
FUCK YOU LOAFIE
ZOMG

I WANT TO CROSS A LINE I SWORE I’D NEVER CROSS AGAIN

INSTEAD I JUST WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A BARREL
AND VIOLATE YOU WITH THE BROKEN HALF OF BRANYAN'S BAT
Dammit Loafie.
annnnd fuck you lopez
DAMMIT LOPIE!
WAKE UP COCKSUCKERS
Just putting him in the game makes everyone else worse.
AH JESUS NO NOT THIS I CAN'T TAKE THIS
Shittiness is contagious.. fuck you Batista
Now Lopez drops one?

Batista’s fault again, dang it. Where is Brandon Morrow when you need him

I WANT TO E-RAPE YOUR GREEN CARD
This is not good
Well that was loltastic
Welcome back Loafie!

I still love you.

WHAT THE FUCK
What the fuck is Lopez doing?
showing some range
THIS IS BACKWARDS WORLD
YAHTZEE COUNT THOSE DICKS UP
I want to love you so much, lopez. Fuck.
IT BEGINS....
That......was good?
IM GETTING TIRED END THE FUCKING GAME.
lol Batista with a K
GO RIDE THE PINE SHITSTAIN!
Batista wields wombats
I have a shallow grave in my back yard for Miguel.
Batista K????
HEY MAYBE BATISTA IS OK?

ERM NO GARETH YOU FUCKING RETARD

MIGUEL BATISTA "WIELDING A MAJOR LEAGUE FASTBALL TONIGHT"

It really is a new way.

Didn't Putz say it was unhittable?
1 more out

Let’s finish this before I pass out

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!
96 mph? that cant be right
Might be a touch high, but velocity was never Batista's problem.
YES

WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

YES YES YES THANK YOU GOD
WOOHOO BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SOLID!!!

OUR PYTHAG IS 162-0 NOW RIGHT?

CLAP CLAP CLAP
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MARINERSMARINERSMARINERS

FUCK EVERYONE ELSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gentlemen, enjoy the division lead. We shan't be giving it up.

GAME OVER MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN HOLY FUCK BALLS
Current Season Pace

162-0

José Morales fail.
HAHAHAHA

Batista in… Game over????

WIN

PERFECTION

M's Win, M's Win, M's Win
M'S WIN M'S WIN M'S WIN!!!!!!!!!!
M'S WIN! WE'RE UNDEFEATED~!!!!

Fiddlecat is so last year.
Don't care

It makes me happy

*it makes me happy THIS YEAR
A new day a new way?
Don't let RJ hear you say that
Batista trade value +++++++++++
He woulda had the save if the score was closer!
AL WEST VICTORY HERE WE COME MOTHERFUCKERA
Wohoooo

Congrats to Don for being 1-0 as a ML manager!

WHEEEEEEEEEEE
Tied for 1st!!!!

GO M’S!!!!

All seattle professional sports teams have yet to lose this season!
And none have any goals scored on them!
I bet the Mariners allow a goal first
YOUR '09 MARINERS:

EVERYBODY GETS TO CLOSE!

THAT WASN'T AS EMBARRASSING AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WOOOOOOOO
Well, time to see what the KIRO post-game show is like

If Salk is in by himself, and if they let Drayer say anything.

GRIFFEY WON THIS GAME SINGLEHANDEDLY

ZOMG THE MARINERS ARE GOING 162-0!!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
FUCK
3rd try

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw

Honestly, that video sucks.

The song is great though!

Well, watching it further, maybe it doesn't suck so much
It's nice to see Felix actually get some run support for once
What a cool win. What a cool day!

So happy! BRING ON TOMORROW.

1/2, JI.

Not bad.

But damn, Motte's going to be good.
Woooooo!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_XgErhmvM

If this is RickRoll, I will rec this post
That was the first thing I was gonna do but no...
Great minds think alike
deedledeedle doo doo doo...

deedledeedle doot doot doot …

All right, off to L.A. ENJOY YOUR NIGHT, EVERYONE! M'S WIN! M'S WIN!
FUCK LA GET HERE LETS GET HAMMERED
2:21 game time awesome!
VICTORY!!!!

VICTORY!!!!!

Again, for the record

not me.

This is the G.O.A.T.
Hahaha

Good cross-product promotion

Not the user I expected
.

Total failure
Hotlink fail.
Your failure amuses me
What's funny is I see it just fine.
This is normal

it’s cached on your machine, but not ours. And the site you stole it from doesn’t like hotlinkers.

.


Creepygif.com is awesome and sucks.

Did that work?
I just watched this on loop for about 5 minutes and it still hasn't gotten unfunny
So this is how it feels to be in 1st place
Heh.

Blowers & Dave mocking Rizzs for not getting to pick Willie B for the Player of the Game.

so, KIRO picked up Matt Pittman to keep doing postgame duties— apparently they haven’t figured out what they are doing for an analyst, however. Drayer from the clubhouse, as usual.

So as it stands, I've seen that they only have Huard and Collabro. Is that it? Is fucking NY Vinnie there too?

Did anyone listen today? I don’t need two or three locals and fucking ESPN. I have a TV for that. Next they’ll tell me fucking Fain has a show.

They've also got Mike Salk

who, based on a sample size of one segment, appears to be a good personality.

Mike Salk occasionally filled in on national ESPN radio in the past.

He was better than the average idiot.

Today he bitched at callers who were whining about Erik Bedard.
I gather mostly because he thought that was all he was hearing from Mariner fans, that they hated bedard...
What really impressed me was that he was willing to criticize the FO over demoting Jeff Clement.
He used to cover the Sawks

Isn’t that part of the job there? Criticizing the FO?

Kevin's getting stroppy.

I was pleasantly surprised.
ESPN feed in the mornings, with Mike & Mike & the useless Cowherd, which I ignored.

Huard & Salk had a pretty good rapport today, and pulled in some entertaining first day guests, including Hasselback. Hueard has a nice dry sense of humor that bodes well.

Calabro followed, and did just fine filing time, plus had Clayton, Drayer, Niehaus, Marques Johnson, Buhner … he is planning on having guys like Thiel & Farnsworth in regularly.

Apparently, Clayton will be now ing his saturday show there, keeping his ESPN ties intact.

ahem.

*Huard.

My, but there are some fine typos in that post.
Still informative. Thanks.
Hahaha

That’s awesome

post of the game

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