so, KIRO picked up Matt Pittman to keep doing postgame duties— apparently they haven’t figured out what they are doing for an analyst, however. Drayer from the clubhouse, as usual.
I was pleasantly surprised.
ESPN feed in the mornings, with Mike & Mike & the useless Cowherd, which I ignored.
Huard & Salk had a pretty good rapport today, and pulled in some entertaining first day guests, including Hasselback. Hueard has a nice dry sense of humor that bodes well.
Calabro followed, and did just fine filing time, plus had Clayton, Drayer, Niehaus, Marques Johnson, Buhner … he is planning on having guys like Thiel & Farnsworth in regularly.
Apparently, Clayton will be now ing his saturday show there, keeping his ESPN ties intact.
Morrow might get to get a save after all
Corco - April 6, 2009
THE SPLENDID SPLENDA WILL RIDE AGAIN
abender20 - April 6, 2009
We need more handy GIFs of despair
Decatur - April 6, 2009
Let's hope this is a short thread.
esoteric - April 6, 2009
Batista noooooooooo
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
Let's hope this is a short thread.
esoteric - April 6, 2009
Oh jesus, not again.
esoteric - April 6, 2009
How do you DO that?
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
It's all in the wrists, son.
esoteric - April 6, 2009
I had that ready to go
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Oh shit
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Are you saying we are going 12 innings?
Wilder. - April 6, 2009
Batista ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
chinn - April 6, 2009
I see Batista and Felix's hair are going in opposite directions
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
As is my love dagger when they are in the game
abender20 - April 6, 2009
As are their careers
Nick S - April 6, 2009
And herrrre we go... BRB gotta walk the world
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
Please don't blow it Batista,
You’ve got a freaking 5 run lead!
Heydude - April 6, 2009
will titties write a poem about his opening day relief effort?
bon_ton - April 6, 2009
What is wrong with Batista?
Does he have an ugly wife or something?
Hit4TheCycle - April 6, 2009
Maybe
Just to be safe, let’s sign Kris Benson
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
Gotta assume so..
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
He sucks?
Corco - April 6, 2009
He's a terrible author
Corco - April 6, 2009
/
JLC - April 6, 2009
YES
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
I WANT TO JOIN ENGLISH MARINER AND CHINN AND MAKE A KARMA SULTRA OF FELIX SEX
AND I WANT MY PARENTS TO FIND IT AND ASK AWKWARD QUESTIONS ABOUT THE POSITIONS THAT I FAVOR
Robert - April 6, 2009
FUCK YEAH
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
Ow. My eyes.
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
You're turning me on.
chinn - April 6, 2009
As you wish. Click your heels together, princess.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
US THREE AND ONE FELIX = LOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG NIGHT FOR FELIX.
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
Best 75 seconds of his life!
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
NEW POSITION: THE CARTELUA CUDDLE
abender20 - April 6, 2009
Someone needs to get Eiffel Tower'd
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
Silva lost 35 pounds and still looks pregnant
Awesome.
cwel87 - April 6, 2009
8 innings of Felix = 3 game threads
1 inning of Batista = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
deacvision7 - April 6, 2009
Carlos Silva is sitting in the dugout next to the half of Carlos Silva that Carlos Silva burned off
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
Pepe?
abender20 - April 6, 2009
Pepe Silvia, obviously
abender20 - April 6, 2009
We found Pepe!
Someone tell Charlie
Scruffy Lefty - April 6, 2009
We really lost our opening pace here
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
Cmon tits..
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
Graphic.
Teej - April 6, 2009
I LOVE BEER
what are you drinking?
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
Miss more bats, please
Wilder. - April 6, 2009
ZOMG OPENING DAY
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
I HOPE THE MARINERS WIN
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
HOLY GROUND BALL
Corco - April 6, 2009
OMG HE GOT AN OUT
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
WOOOOOO two left..
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
Bout time.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2009
2 more outs!
Heydude - April 6, 2009
Jesus I'm yawning again
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
Brilliant strategy, Twins announcers
Fett42 - April 6, 2009
Care to share with the class?
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
Don't start Felix for the rest of the year
Fett42 - April 6, 2009
Because he has a 0.82 ERA in his first starts
Fett42 - April 6, 2009
Opposite of this.
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
felix very good at beginning of year
so don’t start him again
mfanmn - April 6, 2009
Mabye....
Decatur - April 6, 2009
no fucking chance silva lost any weight
that is one fat fucking piece of dog shit
i hope he dies tomorrow
deacvision7 - April 6, 2009
Angels winning 3-0
redwolf75 - April 6, 2009
Christ... Batista is so miserable to watch
This game barely took 2 hours to cover 8 and a half, and now we have another 45 minutes until the game will end. FUCK YOU, TITS!
tootthekazoo - April 6, 2009
Nobody make the easy joke
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
Chili dog?
JI - April 6, 2009
If the Mariners hold on
they will be on pace to be the first team to ever win all 162 games in a season
mariners124m - April 6, 2009
Fucking turf.
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
It's ok Beltre
it’s not your fault.
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2009
GAHH!
chinn - April 6, 2009
You fucking maroon you better get traded tomorrow
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
NO BELTRE
abender20 - April 6, 2009
NOOOOOOO
abender20 - April 6, 2009
GADZOOKS BATMAN
AKLFJ;EIAHGPOIAEU IO;AEU ;LKAJ; LFA :(
Corco - April 6, 2009
BELTRE SUCKS AT DEFENSE
TRADE HIM NOWWWWWWW
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
WHILE THE OTHER TEAMS STILL THINK HE IS GUD
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
TUI IS TEH SHIT AT DEFENSE !!1
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
FFS WHY THE FUCK DID THAT HAVE TO HAPPEN
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
Because it's Batista
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
I'm blameing Batista on that bad hop
Heydude - April 6, 2009
Damn turf.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
Bad Adrian
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Beltre even falling asleep
Wilder. - April 6, 2009
Batista is so bad he makes Beltre fuck up
so fuck you tits
deacvision7 - April 6, 2009
NOT AWESOME
Don’t make Beluga Tits have to get extra outs.
pmc47 - April 6, 2009
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO STAND THERE AND STARE AT HIM FOR 30 SECONDS
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
ONLY TO THROW A SHITTY PITCH
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
EAT A BAG FULL OF SYPHILLIS YOU FAT FUCK
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
In what world is Wlad considered a DEFENSIVE replacement for Junior?
esoteric - April 6, 2009
Little League?
craig3410 - April 6, 2009
This one
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
Lame.
ThundaPC - April 6, 2009
Huh?!
msb - April 6, 2009
That's going to make him testy.
msb - April 6, 2009
That really took a bad hop
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
Aw Dammit
tootthekazoo - April 6, 2009
Ok that was a terrible hop
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Well, now we know why Beltre put Minnesota on his no-trade list
JLC - April 6, 2009
My goal is for Beluga-boy to give up just enough runs so that Felix still gets the W, but Wak is scared out of ever thinking about using Beluga again.
silly_sysiphus - April 6, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR DEFENSE DOING
Corco - April 6, 2009
GSAHHHHAHDEIO!!
chinn - April 6, 2009
YOU FUCKING DOUCHE BAG
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
FUCK YOU LOAFIE
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
ZOMG
I WANT TO CROSS A LINE I SWORE I’D NEVER CROSS AGAIN
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
INSTEAD I JUST WANT TO BEND YOU OVER A BARREL
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
AND VIOLATE YOU WITH THE BROKEN HALF OF BRANYAN'S BAT
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
Dammit Loafie.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
annnnd fuck you lopez
abender20 - April 6, 2009
DAMMIT LOPIE!
Slurvey - April 6, 2009
WAKE UP COCKSUCKERS
Corco - April 6, 2009
Erm
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Just putting him in the game makes everyone else worse.
Teej - April 6, 2009
AH JESUS NO NOT THIS I CAN'T TAKE THIS
pmc47 - April 6, 2009
Shittiness is contagious.. fuck you Batista
seattlesundevil - April 6, 2009
Now Lopez drops one?
Batista’s fault again, dang it. Where is Brandon Morrow when you need him
Heydude - April 6, 2009
I WANT TO E-RAPE YOUR GREEN CARD
Robert - April 6, 2009
This is not good
JLC - April 6, 2009
Well that was loltastic
Nick S - April 6, 2009
Welcome back Loafie!
I still love you.
cwel87 - April 6, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
Corco - April 6, 2009
K
WTF!?
ThundaPC - April 6, 2009
BAM
K
mlbnotebook - April 6, 2009
What the fuck is Lopez doing?
Benne - April 6, 2009
showing some range
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
THIS IS BACKWARDS WORLD
Corco - April 6, 2009
YAHTZEE COUNT THOSE DICKS UP
abender20 - April 6, 2009
I want to love you so much, lopez. Fuck.
AtomicGarden - April 6, 2009
IT BEGINS....
esoteric - April 6, 2009
That......was good?
JLC - April 6, 2009
IM GETTING TIRED END THE FUCKING GAME.
redwolf75 - April 6, 2009
lol Batista with a K
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
GO RIDE THE PINE SHITSTAIN!
chinn - April 6, 2009
Batista wields wombats
Tony S - April 6, 2009
I have a shallow grave in my back yard for Miguel.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
Batista K????
Mbad - April 6, 2009
HEY MAYBE BATISTA IS OK?
ERM NO GARETH YOU FUCKING RETARD
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
MIGUEL BATISTA "WIELDING A MAJOR LEAGUE FASTBALL TONIGHT"
It really is a new way.
pmc47 - April 6, 2009
Didn't Putz say it was unhittable?
cwel87 - April 6, 2009
1 more out
Let’s finish this before I pass out
Heydude - April 6, 2009
BALLGAME!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 6, 2009
WIN!!!
Robert Lintott - April 6, 2009
96 mph? that cant be right
bon_ton - April 6, 2009
Might be a touch high, but velocity was never Batista's problem.
Teej - April 6, 2009
YES
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
Zwakamatsu - April 6, 2009
YES YES YES THANK YOU GOD
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
WOOHOO BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
pmc47 - April 6, 2009
SOLID!!!
OUR PYTHAG IS 162-0 NOW RIGHT?
Corco - April 6, 2009
GAME
Wilder. - April 6, 2009
CLAP CLAP CLAP
chinn - April 6, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - April 6, 2009
WEEEEEEE!
BrianL - April 6, 2009
MARINERSMARINERSMARINERS
FUCK EVERYONE ELSE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teej - April 6, 2009
Gentlemen, enjoy the division lead. We shan't be giving it up.
Fett42 - April 6, 2009
GAME OVER MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN HOLY FUCK BALLS
abender20 - April 6, 2009
Current Season Pace
162-0
mlbnotebook - April 6, 2009
José Morales fail.
redwolf75 - April 6, 2009
HAHAHAHA
Batista in… Game over????
Mbad - April 6, 2009
WIN
PERFECTION
Nick S - April 6, 2009
M's Win, M's Win, M's Win
Heydude - April 6, 2009
Yay!
AtomicGarden - April 6, 2009
WIN!
Benne - April 6, 2009
We did it!
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
M'S WIN M'S WIN M'S WIN!!!!!!!!!!
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
M'S WIN! WE'RE UNDEFEATED~!!!!
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
Fiddlecat is so last year.
esoteric - April 6, 2009
Don't care
It makes me happy
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
*it makes me happy THIS YEAR
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
A new day a new way?
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
Don't let RJ hear you say that
.Taylor - April 6, 2009
Van Berkled
Graham MacAree - April 6, 2009
Batista trade value +++++++++++
ThundaPC - April 6, 2009
He woulda had the save if the score was closer!
JLC - April 6, 2009
One win won!
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
AL WEST VICTORY HERE WE COME MOTHERFUCKERA
redwolf75 - April 6, 2009
Wohoooo
Congrats to Don for being 1-0 as a ML manager!
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEE
cwel87 - April 6, 2009
Tied for 1st!!!!
GO M’S!!!!
Kevman22 - April 6, 2009
All seattle professional sports teams have yet to lose this season!
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 6, 2009
And none have any goals scored on them!
Nick S - April 6, 2009
I bet the Mariners allow a goal first
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 6, 2009
YOUR '09 MARINERS:
EVERYBODY GETS TO CLOSE!
craig3410 - April 6, 2009
1-0
MFAN - April 6, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGzwNdTVHJo&feature=related
Robert - April 6, 2009
THAT WASN'T AS EMBARRASSING AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE WOOOOOOOO
JLC - April 6, 2009
FELIX WINS
chinn - April 6, 2009
DESTROY
Robert - April 6, 2009
Well, time to see what the KIRO post-game show is like
If Salk is in by himself, and if they let Drayer say anything.
msb - April 6, 2009
GRIFFEY WON THIS GAME SINGLEHANDEDLY
ZOMG THE MARINERS ARE GOING 162-0!!!1
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
FUCK
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
3rd try
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_v468ptuXw
seattlecougar - April 6, 2009
Honestly, that video sucks.
The song is great though!
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
Well, watching it further, maybe it doesn't suck so much
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
It's nice to see Felix actually get some run support for once
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 6, 2009
What a cool win. What a cool day!
So happy! BRING ON TOMORROW.
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
1/2, JI.
Not bad.
.Taylor - April 6, 2009
But damn, Motte's going to be good.
.Taylor - April 6, 2009
Woooooo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C_XgErhmvM
Slurvey - April 6, 2009
If this is RickRoll, I will rec this post
.Taylor - April 6, 2009
That was the first thing I was gonna do but no...
Slurvey - April 6, 2009
Great minds think alike
.Taylor - April 6, 2009
deedledeedle doo doo doo...
deedledeedle doot doot doot …
msb - April 6, 2009
All right, off to L.A. ENJOY YOUR NIGHT, EVERYONE! M'S WIN! M'S WIN!
Teej - April 6, 2009
FUCK LA GET HERE LETS GET HAMMERED
abender20 - April 6, 2009
2:21 game time awesome!
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
VICTORY!!!!
Matthew - April 6, 2009
VICTORY!!!!!
Tony S - April 6, 2009
YES
EnglishMariner - April 6, 2009
Again, for the record
not me.
ningwers - April 6, 2009
This is the G.O.A.T.
Teej - April 6, 2009
Hahaha
Good cross-product promotion
ningwers - April 6, 2009
Not the user I expected
Kirsten Schlewitz - April 6, 2009
.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
Total failure
Tony S - April 6, 2009
Hotlink fail.
bluemax - April 6, 2009
Your failure amuses me
OlSalty - April 6, 2009
What's funny is I see it just fine.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
This is normal
it’s cached on your machine, but not ours. And the site you stole it from doesn’t like hotlinkers.
bluemax - April 6, 2009
.
Creepygif.com is awesome and sucks.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
Did that work?
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
I just watched this on loop for about 5 minutes and it still hasn't gotten unfunny
abender20 - April 6, 2009
So this is how it feels to be in 1st place
wadswerth - April 6, 2009
Heh.
Blowers & Dave mocking Rizzs for not getting to pick Willie B for the Player of the Game.
msb - April 6, 2009
so, KIRO picked up Matt Pittman to keep doing postgame duties— apparently they haven’t figured out what they are doing for an analyst, however. Drayer from the clubhouse, as usual.
msb - April 6, 2009
So as it stands, I've seen that they only have Huard and Collabro. Is that it? Is fucking NY Vinnie there too?
Did anyone listen today? I don’t need two or three locals and fucking ESPN. I have a TV for that. Next they’ll tell me fucking Fain has a show.
kevin_ess - April 6, 2009
They've also got Mike Salk
who, based on a sample size of one segment, appears to be a good personality.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
Mike Salk occasionally filled in on national ESPN radio in the past.
He was better than the average idiot.
abender20 - April 6, 2009
Today he bitched at callers who were whining about Erik Bedard.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
I gather mostly because he thought that was all he was hearing from Mariner fans, that they hated bedard...
msb - April 6, 2009
What really impressed me was that he was willing to criticize the FO over demoting Jeff Clement.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
He used to cover the Sawks
Isn’t that part of the job there? Criticizing the FO?
msb - April 6, 2009
Kevin's getting stroppy.
I was pleasantly surprised.
ESPN feed in the mornings, with Mike & Mike & the useless Cowherd, which I ignored.
Huard & Salk had a pretty good rapport today, and pulled in some entertaining first day guests, including Hasselback. Hueard has a nice dry sense of humor that bodes well.
Calabro followed, and did just fine filing time, plus had Clayton, Drayer, Niehaus, Marques Johnson, Buhner … he is planning on having guys like Thiel & Farnsworth in regularly.
Apparently, Clayton will be now ing his saturday show there, keeping his ESPN ties intact.
msb - April 6, 2009
ahem.
*Huard.
msb - April 6, 2009
My, but there are some fine typos in that post.
msb - April 6, 2009
Still informative. Thanks.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Hahaha
That’s awesome
tootthekazoo - April 6, 2009
post of the game
Schuxu - April 6, 2009
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