First game of the Metrodome's final season vs. Felix Hernandez, Ruiner Of Ceremonies. Like we couldn't see this outcome from a mile away.
- Tonight we got to watch an unusually efficient King Felix, as he only needed 97 pitches to work through eight innings and 31 batters. 67 of those pitches were strikes (69%), 25 of them being of the first-pitch variety. While his start to the game was a little bit rough - he walked Denard Span to lead off and didn't quite have his fastball - he was pretty quickly able to settle into a groove in which he stayed in and around the zone and didn't allow the Twins to make much solid contact. All in all, though he didn't generate a whole lot of groundballs or swinging strikes, this was a welcome performance from a guy we're badly going to need to take off.
Of course, the Twins don't have the most awe-inspiring lineup in the universe, particularly without Joe Mauer in the middle. So there's that to keep in mind. And Felix still had the same kind of pitch distribution as he did a year ago, including fastballs on ten of his first eleven. But this was his first start of the year, and the bulk of it came after he tweaked his ankle fielding a grounder in the first, so I'm not about to complain. You have to be reasonable. If you always hold him to the standard of Opening Day 2007, you're going to hate living life.
- I was ready for that tweaked ankle to cause everything to come crashing down. I think we all were. As soon as I saw Felix grimace and limp I figured that the best-case scenario was having him get pulled from the game, the average-case scenario was having him go on the 15-day DL, and the worst-case scenario was having him get sidelined indefinitely. And then when he approached his target return date the team would decide to try and build up his arm strength by moving him to the bullpen. So I was beyond relieved when I saw him throw his warm-up pitches without incident (as opposed to last year's single warm-up pitch and subsequent scream of agony). I don't know who to thank for our good fortune so I figure I'll just keep thanking people at random until someone steps up and takes credit.
Felix was still favoring his leg later in the game. On a few occasions you could see him landing lightly or limping a little bit when charging off the mound. But the fact that he was able to stay in for eight innings and throw so many strikes suggests that this isn't anything to worry about. Just a minor stumbling block. He was able to make a good play on a grounder in the eighth with ease.
- The first pitch Felix threw to Michael Cuddyer in the first inning was something else. A two-seam fastball at 94.2mph looked like it was headed middle-in when it started to break further in towards the knee. It wound up inside off the plate, but Cuddyer swung right through it anyway, because it spent so much of its flight time in the strike zone. I don't know if you guys ever played with Marbleworks growing up but the pitch looked like it was rolling along one of them bendy yellow tracks on the way to Johjima's glove. I'm making special note of this particular fastball because it was exceptional. I'm beginning to think that Felix thinks this is the only kind of fastball he ever throws.
- The first inning saw Endy Chavez and Franklin Gutierrez go a combined 0-2 with zero putouts, but I still came away somewhat impressed by each of them. Gutierrez was able to take a few close fastballs and worked himself into a 3-1 count before grounding out. Chavez, meanwhile, also got ahead before grounding out and later made an absolutely spectactacular effort on a foul fly ball in the left field corner. He came up short of making the play, but it's a miracle he wound up coming as close as he did. Or it would be a miracle, were he not one of the finest defensive outfielders in the world. Range is really obvious when someone has a lot of it, and Chavez has a lot of it, and I defy you to watch a replay of that foul ball and not come to the same conclusion. He damn near killed himself flying into that wall.
- Also on the defensive side of things, Adrian Beltre turned in another impressive performance, backhanding a sharp grounder in the third and, one inning later, fielding a high chopper without even looking at the ball because he'd been blinded by the lights. I wonder if one of the reasons defense has been overlooked for so long is because, when a guy makes a great play, observers just assume that any pro should be able to make it. The truth is that Beltre makes a lot of plays most pros don't make, and just because he makes them look like second nature doesn't make them any less of a big deal. If anything, it should do the opposite.
- Chavez and Gutierrez combined to see 20 pitches out of the strike zone tonight, and they only swung at three of them (one in an 0-2 count). Say what you will about their respective bats, but one thing they're not going to do as often as certain other troublemakers is get themselves out on bad pitches. They'll be happy to get themselves out on good pitches. Although drawing a walk, hitting a homer, and getting to two other three-ball counts isn't going to do anything to diminish my belief that Gutierrez is about to become at least a league-average hitter. It's been one game and I already love him. The new Mike Cameron, indeed.
- Two really encouraging Griffey-related items:
(1) Home run! Off a lefty! Liriano made the awful mistake of leaving an elevated slider over the middle of the plate, but I don't care how bad a pitch it was; it was thrown by a lefty, and Griffey hit it really hard. How nice must that have felt, to get it off his back so fast? So much for having to endure any kind of awkward waiting period. Although I guess he still has to hit one at home.
(2) Baserunning/defensive replacement in the ninth! Wakamatsu used Wlad Balentien to run for Griffey after he drew a walk, and while a lot of that was probably because of the turf, it still sets a good precedent. Everybody saw the route Griffey took on Punto's flyball in the fifth. Everybody knows he's fragile, and that he's not a good defender. If the team is willing to pull him from whatever games he plays in the outfield in higher-leverage late innings, then that'll serve to reduce his negative impact.
- Beltre's left hand is still wrapped. I don't know if this is news.
- Bert Blyleven on Mike Redmond in the fifth:
Always happens, doesn't it - guy gets clubbed in the back of the head with a bat, then he leads off the next inning with a double.
- Based on a sample size of one game, Russ Branyan is never going to hit a lefty again for the rest of his life. His second inning AB against Liriano was as predictable as the infamous Ibanez/Fuentes showdown in 2006, or the countless Griffey/Fuentes showdowns in 2009.
- Yuniesky Betancourt saw four pitches out of the zone, and he chased them all, leading to a foul, a swinging strike, a groundout, and a double play. Of all the players who sat on the sidelines tonight, I imagine Ronny Cedeno enjoyed this game the most.
- In the bottom of the third, the Twins' broadcast welcomed Carl Pohlad's son Jim to the booth, and Blyleven and the other guy proceeded to talk rather cordially with him about the promise of the team and the excitement surrounding the new ballpark. Which is kind of like Simon Wiesenthal talking to Alexander Adolf Hitler about how Bavaria is pleasant during the spring but too dry in the lowlands.
- I've no idea how this happened.
1-0, with ace #2 taking the hill tomorrow. Here's to pattern recognition, and wishing I didn't possess it.
Was Batista working significantly faster than usual?
BrianL - April 6, 2009
You'll have to ask someone who was paying attention to him
I forgot to conduct my experiment because oh god batista
He touched 93 a few times though, which is neat.
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
He was working much faster than usual and was surprisingly effecient.
Good things from our 9 million dollar mop up guy.
thewyrm - April 6, 2009
I'm going to laugh hysterically if we manage to flip him at the deadline for something marginally useful.
BrianL - April 6, 2009
Heynowwww
That’s part of the pleasure in having a good defense – when your pitchers pitch well, they pitch well. But when they don’t, sometimes, the defense bails them out .
I wouldn’t be surprised if we traded at least one of Wash-out or Tits at the deadline, but I do agree with the laughing hysterically sentiment.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
He used to regularly hit 95
no?
Bearskin Rugburn - April 6, 2009
Yeah, but he spent a lot of last year around 87-91
It was good to see him get the bullpen boost.
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
Just checked out FG and WTF
He’s never averaged over 93, but I distinctly remember him sitting at 94-95 as a starter in 07. Must have been a)fast gun b)lots of rest and a good meal c)someone else pitching.
But no, it was him, because I also distinctly remember thinking ‘Huh, look at this guy – throwing 95 and getting slapped around like a foster child I guess velocity’s not everything.’ Anyway, yes, it’s nice he’s up at 93, although how many StrSw did he get on tha FB? I don’t remember any.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 6, 2009
Exactly zero!
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
We should move him to the bullpen so he can develop arm strength and so he can throw harder.
mark sobba - April 7, 2009
He was I might fall asleep Batista instead of I'm asleep now.
Maybe it was after seeing Felix/Liriano work pretty quickly then switching to Batista made it seem slow but he wasn’t taking 20 seconds between each pitch.
Slurvey - April 6, 2009
Umm he was still slower than I would of liked but for Batista I guess it was a little faster
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
I didn't notice any difference his approach
speed-wise, but he seems to have dropped his arm slot to me. Maybe I wasn’t paying attention before or is this new?
edddgar - April 7, 2009
He got bitched out in spring training for being slow as balls
I wouldn’t be surprised if he were, since it’s the first game of the season and all.
Not something I would expect on a regular basis, though.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Please, someone explain "Beluga Tits"
Why do we call Batista “Beluga Tits”? Do we know who invented the phrase (like we do for, say, “King Felix”)? What’s the story behind that?
Decatur - April 7, 2009
It's an anagram of Miguel Batista
I am Beluga Tits.
Llewdor - April 7, 2009
Bless your heart.
That was driving me crazy.
Decatur - April 7, 2009
"Batitsta" was a typo on the M's official site awhile ago.
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
I'll take credit for felix's recovery
you’re welcome
calim - April 6, 2009
I like how Gameday says "collapse" next to the picture of Batista
That will be a helpful summary of how he’s pitching about 75% of the time.
Decatur - April 6, 2009
Why were you watching the Twins broadcast?
JI - April 6, 2009
Mariners broadcast sucked on MLB.tv.
At least that’s why I was.
Mariner John - April 6, 2009
I like variety
Jeff Sullivan - April 6, 2009
You and I are different.
JI - April 7, 2009
With Jeff Sullivan...
… the glass is not half empty nor half full.**
Welcome back, regular season.
**there’s nothing in the glass
Tony S - April 6, 2009
The glass has already been drank
Jack Moore - April 6, 2009
The glass might be half full, but there's a crack in it.
Kermit. - April 7, 2009
Crack is for smoking not drinking
pdb - April 7, 2009
I'm sure a whisky sour on some rocks would give you a nice buzz though
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
You've never heard of Red Balls?
JI - April 7, 2009
Goooo on....
Robert - April 7, 2009
Nothing like starting off the season with a Another Classic Typo! Or is that Another Typo Classic?
It is a typo. Right?
Kermit. - April 7, 2009
I'm interested in this so called crack drink in order to catch up on my caffeine intake.
Robert - April 7, 2009
I'm unsure if other people didn't get this or are just messing around.
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
Apparently no one has heard of Dave Chapelle either
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
I appreciate DW's commitment to playing the top of the depth chart on opening day
but I have to think Branyan will be spared the embarrassment of flaling hopelessly at every breaking ball from a lefty. Also, this is the last game of this series that Griffey will play the field. Whoo hoo! I think I can live with him in the outfield 30 times this year, not much more.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 6, 2009
I'm sorry
But how exactly can you say Felix didn’t get a ton of groundballs or swinging strikes? He allowed 5 fly balls all night, (13 GB, 6 K’s, 5 FB). Obviously not an absolutley dominating performance but for a guy with a tweaked ankle I would say he did well. It just seems like your looking for anything to nitpick with him. After all the bullpen drama lately I’m very excited to have a performance like this.
Paseman - April 7, 2009
Of 22 batted balls, only 11 were on the ground.
And 8 swinging strikes on 97 pitches is hardly a great figure for Felix.
Matthew - April 7, 2009
They obviously don't count unless they're outs
Duh
Graham MacAree - April 7, 2009
Precisely!
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
FYI everyone, StatCorner is updating for 2009.
Matthew - April 7, 2009
Wait, I'm confused, since they said Felix got 13 GB outs last night
and now you’re saying only 11/22 batted balls were on the ground… which one is it?
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
1 DP + 1 Bunt out. = 13 outs
Also, every single ball hit on the ground by the Twins was turned into an out last night by the Mariners.
Matthew - April 7, 2009
Gotcha
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Until the ninth and that superball bounce that screwed Beltre up.
Graham MacAree - April 7, 2009
Yeah, I meant while Felix was pitching.
Matthew - April 7, 2009
Based on the total of 24, you're only counting the outs
seattlecougar - April 7, 2009
There was something very fluid, very smooth about the way Felix worked tonight.
Maybe he’s finally not trying for the strikeout as much. Maybe he’s matured. Everything was down. Excellent job.
ignacio - April 7, 2009
So, this game was fucking awesome.
Griff homered, Felix dominated, Gut homered, Beltre doubled and made two good plays…my four favorite M’s just fucking showed off today. Too good.
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
I wish I had thought of this right after Felix hit his Grand Salami
But, I am starting to see a resemblance.


Fin - April 7, 2009
Felix really is a lot skinnier, though
I wish I could compare Opening Day this year to ‘07, weight-wise. Last night, I distinctly recall spacing out while watching the MLB.tv Premium bull, and coming back to Earth thinking, "Where’s Felix? I don’t see Felix!"
And then I realized he was actually that dude on the mound.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
"Felix really is a lot skinnier, though."
Hot dogs.
msb - April 7, 2009
So you think if we have Felix play LF on his off days he could hit 50 HRs?
mark sobba - April 7, 2009
Even though I was pleased that Arizona won it's game, albeit in weird fashion,
(I mean seriously? Lopez and Clark have two homers? Webb gets shelled? WTF?) I was still watching the M’s game with a resounding meh. And then Griffey homered and my mode completely changed. Seriously., that looked damn good(1 more for 500 as a Mariner!). Then Guts homered and I was happy. Then Felix dominated and I was estatic.
Thank You Felix, Junior, and Gutz for making this an all around awesome day.
BASEBALL IS BACK!
Goose - April 7, 2009
400 as a Mariner
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
400?.....why the hell did I think it was 500?
Goose - April 7, 2009
You were thinking of the end of this year.
CapSea - April 7, 2009
Haha, love the optimism Libro.
Sec 108 - April 7, 2009
That might cause a rift between him and Sweeney
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
A riff of good clubhouse chemistry!
Matthew - April 7, 2009
(Just don't read my Tweet from shortly thereafter)
PositivePaul - April 7, 2009
Surprised face.
Matthew - April 7, 2009
So it's lame as fuck, but I can't help but get choked up watching Junior's homer on replay.
I screamed like a maniac and high-fived everyone when he hit it.
But my Junior jersey arrived at the team store today, and I just belted out “He’s fucking back!” when I saw the replay, and I realized, once again, Junior is the reason I’m a baseball fan. He may be a shell of himself but…seeing my hero go deep for my team once again…fuck. It’s just beyond words man.
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
My bias is well known.
But I agree completely. His home run made my day, and watching him flail around like an idiot in right field was more endearing than it was pathetic. It’s going to take a level of suck that I don’t think even his fat self can match for me to not be extremely pleased to watch him play.
CapSea - April 7, 2009
I can't wait until he's our DH
Because Ichiro! will be back, and because then poor Griff won’t be a beached whale in left field.
The irony is, I think it might hurt the Griffey diehards more than the Griffey supporters to see him in the field. He doesn’t have a terrible bat, but my God are his legs shot to hell.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
He's just playing coy
He will get robot legs during the all-star game and when hitters see him out there, and try to get one by him, robot legs will make the catch
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
My neighbors must think I'm psycho.
I effing lost it, too. The windows were open and our huge house was shaking. And I was downstairs watching the game on my HDTV…
PositivePaul - April 7, 2009
It was very surreal
seeing Griffey belt one as a M, trotting around in the outfield on shitty turf again. Unfortunately I wasn’t drunk enough to believe we had magically transported back to ’95, but I will content myself with the knowledge that baseball is back and this team is suddenly fun to watch again.
Omerta - April 7, 2009
Plus, Junior is tubbo now.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 7, 2009
3216 comments.
Last year had 3032.
Goose - April 7, 2009
I think this moment helped us beat last year:
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Haha!
…Vista…
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
I like the sidebar with the 30 new posts per second
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
I like how the Batista image has a convenient "Collapse" link for later in the season.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
I can thank Griff for getting me to enjoy baseball.
Saw this at a Blockbuster, rented it, rest is history.
craig3410 - April 7, 2009
Watching Endy almost get to the foul ball was spectacular, the complete opposite of Griffey's play on Punto.
Am I wrong in thinking Raul may have gotten to that ball*? I know he would have taken a dive for it, missed, and Punto would have ended up on third, but Griffey hardly moved in the time after that ball left the bat.
*That’s not wistful longing for a return of Raul.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I doubt Raul would have caught it.
Like you said, He probably would have dived, missed, and Punto would have had extra bases.
Atleast Jr seems to know that he’s slow as all hell now and just played it on a hop. Still, the sooner Jr is DHing and Ichi comes back to make our outfield defense of hitter death complete, the better.
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
Through April 6, the MLB leader in VORP is:
Adam Jones
*small sample size and VORP disclaimers apply
Llewdor - April 7, 2009
He's also the leader in SMHATITB*
*Stealing my Heart and Taking it to Baltimore.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I don't think anything could take my heart to Baltimore.
Charm City my ass.
Llewdor - April 7, 2009
Very angry drugdealers, maybe.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I hear there's good money in hearts.
ningwers - April 7, 2009
?
Matthew - April 7, 2009
That's kidneys
johnbai - April 7, 2009
In China there is
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Hmmm...
Everyone except Expletive Dave Sims!
PositivePaul - April 7, 2009
Yeah, I thought that was hilarious.
“Junior still has good range out there…”
Umm….
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 7, 2009
The only time Junior should be associated with the term "good range" is if he remodels his kitchen
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Or if he introdues a patented range of Junior anchors.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Junior's on The Price is Right?
Llewdor - April 7, 2009
He would be 45823x better than Drew Carey
well.. maybe not.
well.. maybe not.That show should’ve died with Bob Barker
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
Bob Barker isn't dead?
appleshampoo - April 7, 2009
I will sponsor a Bender-Fogel pun-off
I really, really will
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
I fear the buildup would far outweigh the payoff.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Also, I'd probably be permaboxed.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
He is paid to pimp the team without telling hard truths for common fans to hear.
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
Don't we have Rizzs employed for that?
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Rizzs just pimps everyone.
Thingray - April 7, 2009
My big toe still has a stiffie from this game.
Robert - April 7, 2009
Think about baseball.
waldo rojas - April 7, 2009
Tonight's lineup ht Baker
Endy Chavez LF
Frabklin Gutierrez CF
Ken Griffey Jr. DH
Adrian Beltre 3B
Russell Branyan 1B
Jose Lopez 2B
Kenji Johjima C
Wladimir Balentien RF
Yuniesky Betancourt SS
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Maybe WLAD won't be totally atrocious against breaking pitches this year
And in general.
Also, I really want to see some Cedeno out there before the end of this series. Hopefully, Wakamatsu agrees.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
More nights like Monday from Yuseless and your wish will be granted.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
How are you still alive after your all night rum and junk food binge?
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Because there is an other game on!
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
your liver will hate you with a passion come September if you keep this up
pdb - April 7, 2009
I start a new job next week so I won't be able to watch night games after that, apart from during my holidays.
So that’s why I am enjoying this whilst it lasts.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Frabklin. I think we have a new nickname.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 7, 2009
This lineup needs a Wprf
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
?
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 7, 2009
It doesn't just roll off the tongue
abender20 - April 7, 2009
How about Frab?
pdb - April 7, 2009
Now I'm on board
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Too Jabberwocky-y.
waldo rojas - April 7, 2009
but then if he has a good game it lends itself to being a frabjous day!
pdb - April 7, 2009
I fucking hate that poem.
Phil Hatzenbuehler - April 7, 2009
'Twas brillig and the JR Towles
Did Eyre and gimble in the Wang
All Milledge were the Bonifacio
And all the Mora raths Paredes
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Saltalamacchia's gotta be in there somewhere.
waldo rojas - April 7, 2009
I prefer Long Dong Silver
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Do you know something we don't know?
abender20 - April 7, 2009
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