He couldn’t tell if the ball was caught out in RF. He did something similar a couple innings earlier where he was unsure if the Twins 3B had caught or dropped the ball.
they ended by showing some of the clubhouse hoopla, with champagne showers and happy hinjinks — and there, stomping around in the background was old Bobby.
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
“After seeing’s Brandon implosion today I realized that we needed someone who is lights out and has control.” said Wakamastu on Morrow’s performance. “That’s why we decided to convert Felix into a closer, he has the stuff and has the bulldog attitude we like. Morrow will stay as a reliever until he can figure out his control problems”
It is quite clear that those responsible for the loss must have their nuts crushed by an elephant. It’s the only way. Set an example. Just like in the Bronze Age.
If you’re wondering why Chris Jakubauskas and Shawn Kelley made the roster, perhaps we need look no further than the walk rates for the rest of the relievers – Morrow, Aardsma, Batista, Lowe, and Corcoran all struggle to throw strikes consistently, and that’s essentially the high leverage portion of the bullpen. If a starter gets in trouble and needs to be bailed out of a bases loaded situation, Wakamatsu’s options for relief range from Guy With Bad Command to Guy With Horrible Command. You’re going to see several late inning bases loaded walks this year. Given this group of relievers, it’s inevitable.
Because Waka has no non-gas can options in the bullpen?
Basically, the M’s bullpen in composite = JJ circa 2004. OK, but there will be some days where they will make you take the gas pipe, because they won’t be able to throw strikes and they’ll lose games because of it.
You guys should settle down, we had a lousy bullpen last year too, but you have to shake those things off. We were picked to finish at the bottom of a bad division and we were competitive all year long!
M's pitchers have Kd 17 and walked 3 in 16 innings
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
I wonder if any team has kept that K/9 rate up all year
Decatur - April 7, 2009
That is god damn beautiful
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
I hope that trend continues tomorrow!
………
JLC - April 7, 2009
All Twins.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Twins were a pretty good offense last year.
hcoguy - April 7, 2009
Actually they were pretty lucky
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
BAHAHAHA THIS IS PRETTY FUNNY NOW >:(
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
Go M's
Tony S - April 7, 2009
Goddammit I was enjoying the bird discussion.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
I know you were.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Cold water is harsh on the skin.
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
Now I want a Reesy Cup milkshake.
Damn you, abender.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
GO GET ME ONE BITCH
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Aardsma it is.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Baseball people are the least creative nickname givers in the history of all nickname givers
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I like Pablo Sandoval as Fat Ichiro
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
What's that, A-bendy?
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Fuck - comments are too fast to respond to...
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Yes, but if his teammates nickname him or a commentator it will by Sandy
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Although Sandy would be a good nickname for Bedard
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Given his girlness
abender20 - April 7, 2009
And his sandy chacha
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Seriously!
Say what you want about his 8 k’s but only 6 innings? BAH!! Might as well pitch underhand
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
5 innings is even worse.
hcoguy - April 7, 2009
I call the lazy one fatty
Robert - April 7, 2009
Lies!!!
Did you never see the M’s commercial where they came up with the “y” nick names? That was tough work
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
In other news: Alfonso Soriano just hit the HOLY LIVING BEJEEZUS out of a baseball.
It came within 2 inches of flying out of Minute Maid Park altogether. Tied the game in the 8th inning.
That’ll teach you to rely on LaTroy Hawkins as your setup man.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
The Astros were winning a game?
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
That should be rare.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
pics or it didn't happen
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
I'm as surprised as anyone. But it was only 2-1, so it's not as if they were actually HITTING or anything.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Way-rod pitched well
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
He's quite the underrated pitcher.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
First!
Fuck.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Bah loafie.
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
Nice discipline Lopez
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Wow, that swing was ridiculous. Rough night for Jose
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Corcoran doesn't look like he feels good about himself
he looks like he’s kinda depressed
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Are these game threads
always like, 3/4 pages long?
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Typically three.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Huh.
This is much more fun than the USSM game threads.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Didn't used to be.
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
No
Interest wanes as we suck.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Just wait until the losing starts
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Sometimes longer if Felix twists his ankle covering home.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Oh, James :(
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Or twisting his ankle covering first, or twisting his ankle fielding a foul ball
Or twisting his ankle getting a beer from the fridge
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
It calms down as we get further from Opening Day
but don’t expect things to be easy to keep up with if the team contends.
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Or on Felix/Bedard days
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
For the start of the season yes
Since the upgrade to SBN 2.0 at least
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
I assume they're a lot smaller on Silva gamedays.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
We like to be mad
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
It's inversely proportionate
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
they won't be in august. for now the novelty is still here!
ermac - April 7, 2009
Wait for the losing to begin
JLC - April 7, 2009
So this is where it gets really scary.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I've been nervous since the 6th.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
s.c.a.r.y.
bamassippi - April 7, 2009
Faster, Richie!
Kill! KILL!
section331 - April 7, 2009
Richie's greatest achievement in 2009
and i witnessed it in person
jtopps - April 7, 2009
argh... 2008
but still better than anything this year for him
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Agreed.
I really really want Aardsma to make me fall in love with him right now.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
7 pitches in one inning!
There’s the M’s offense we know and love.
Benne - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOO PAT O'DAY HAS FOUND ME ON THE TV NOW
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Paddle Day
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
This is terrifying information
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I love Sims' funny stories
that end with the punchline of Silva sucking.
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Whom?
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Im scared to death right now about the next six outs.. blowing this game would send me back to a year
ago, and just demoralize me
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Mummy I am scared
Remember what happened game 2 last year Queens?
:(
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
When does Cocro not strike out when Twins are invovled?
Robert - April 7, 2009
It's a shame this will be hidden by the masses
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
He knew the risks
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Not if we make it green it wont
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
The only solution is to turn this fucker green
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Like I said.
They feed from my palm
Robert - April 7, 2009
Shut it.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I want all my posts to turn gold once I pass Jeff.
Robert - April 7, 2009
'
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Marvelous!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I once had your profile in a similar situation!
Robert - April 7, 2009
I don't care the way you do
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
I only care because if you delete mine
Whenever I sign up on a new blog they will only see several hundred bannings with no context
Robert - April 7, 2009
I'll give you all my star wars cards if you do it
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
You're inspecting his member?
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
Flawless
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
Shopped
JI - April 7, 2009
I would tell you to turn it green but like LL'ers need to be told that with me anymore.
Robert - April 7, 2009
David Aardsma is alphabetically the first player in major league baseball history, no?
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
And looks like a white Raul.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Raul looks like a white Raul.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Good point, but you're not emphasizing his name's latin-ness. Raooouuueell.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
As a person of latino descent
I take offense to this.
/pulls out switchblade
Let’s go!
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
That's not a switchblade, you just stole my bike.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
That's what happens when you come to the Sharks turf
/dances away with bike
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
He's better than Hank Aaron.
abender20 - April 7, 2009
It's a black thing.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Isn't it always?
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
It was my last doctor visit. It's better now.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
That's what she said
Now I only have 6 months to live :(
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
That's a good six month with a black thing.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Wow, Dave Sims is just scything.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Baseref!
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I'm excitedto see this
I am convinced he is our future closer
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
Now is the time Aardsma.. dont fuck up
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Ack!
Heart attack city already. I don’t want to see another ball hit that hard tonight.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
5 left...
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Clocked at 96?
Gameday says 92. Uh.
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Yeah, and located up and away in the zone
me no likey
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
GUTZ!
forte40 - April 7, 2009
Gimme a bucket o balls
cos we got a range mother fuckers
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
Twins are hitting in to some bad luck
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
NO MORE FLY BALLS AND LINE DRIVES PLEASE!
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Gutierrez has a sexy glove.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Unbelievably sexy. So happy to see him patrolling out there.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
F-Gut!!!
Such a nice change from the blackhole of suck out there named Raul.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Me likey power arm
abender20 - April 7, 2009
He only has to face Michael Cuddyer and Justin Morneau.
What could possibly go wrong?
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Keep runners off base please
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
92? 93?
uh
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
94!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
That's like 94 with his righty deception!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Don't you fucking walk him Aardsma
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
If only he had this advice earlier in life
JLC - April 7, 2009
HOLY SHIT
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
HAHA SUCKER
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
COOOOOOOP
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
Yea!!! Way to punch him out UMP!!
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
What the M's fans & the Twins fans have in common...
…when the game is over in our minds, the wave begins in our stands.
bamassippi - April 7, 2009
AHAHAHAHA!
Nice check swing!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Gone Bitch.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Whoa!
He definitely did not have the intent to swing on that. But FUCK YES!
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
AND HE GOES AROUND!
forte40 - April 7, 2009
HOLY CONTROVERSIAL CALL BAT MAN
JLC - April 7, 2009
FUCK BATMAN IS ONE WORD NOT TWO
JLC - April 7, 2009
OH MY!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Kaarma
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
Hillarious
Smegmalicious - April 7, 2009
Dude's gonna get fucked if he pitches up in the zone so much with 93mph heaters
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
He
got lucky this inning. Both those hit balls were hit really damn well.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Payback call! Fuck off Cuddyer
edddgar - April 7, 2009
Cuddyer pwned himself there.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
BABIP YEEEEAH
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
CLOSE!!!!
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Holy shit, Wlad u are an adventure
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
AHHHH
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
Aaaards!!! Regards!!
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
hahaha wlad... you are a scary motherfucker in the field.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Eric Cooper: M's Fan
Malcontent1 - April 7, 2009
the anti-Mike Reilly?
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Oh my God
STOP THAT SHIT BALENTIEN STOP
JLC - April 7, 2009
WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
WLAD MAN!
forte40 - April 7, 2009
FUNNIEST INNING ... OF THE ENTIRE SEASON ... SO FAR
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Just a tiny bit of luck there for the Aardsvark
Nick S - April 7, 2009
Twins are hitting the ball really hard. Thankfully to our players, though.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
That was quick.
Thanks for making things exciting, Wlad.
BrianL - April 7, 2009
How many line drive out have they hit in to off our relivers? 5?
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
A lot
It’s better to not think about it
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
AAAAAARRRRDDDDS
esoteric - April 7, 2009
It's sort of like "BRAAAAAIIIINNNSS." It could catch on, you know.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
That's a stretch.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
MA
Tony S - April 7, 2009
buying...
…the jersey tomorrow
bamassippi - April 7, 2009
WLAD looked like he was running on a treadmill the first four steps
Scared me to death.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
I've got an Aard-on
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
That works.
forte40 - April 7, 2009
Maybe that is GMZ's idea... Felix is starter and everyone is in the bullpen. 1-3 innings a piece!
Now that is thinking outside of the box!
mark sobba - April 7, 2009
We were so close to that being a meltdown
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Shhhhhhh
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Brandon Morrow next eh...
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Dave Niehaus is making me sad.
He couldn’t tell if the ball was caught out in RF. He did something similar a couple innings earlier where he was unsure if the Twins 3B had caught or dropped the ball.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Maybe he's losing them in the lights... somehow?
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
The Metrodome is notorious for being hard as hell to judge flyballs under.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Dave Simms doesn't have that problem.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Hush.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
As much as I would like to believe that
I think it’s more like he’s losing them in the senility
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Nothing a few cocktails won't make him unaware of
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Part of it is that he looks down at his notes & scorecard, and then looks up over the glasses and loses the ball.
damn bifocals.
msb - April 7, 2009
In case anyone is interested, Aaron Heilman is in for the 8th to preserve the tie for the Cubs....
….AAAAAAND he just walked the leadoff man.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
He's pissed
He wants to start!
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
start sucking
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Rick Sutcliffe JUST said that!
esoteric - April 7, 2009
I missed 2 game threads already?
and you are NOT the ‘new girl in town" Nicole. You’ve been here a year. It would be very sad if you are still ‘learning your way’.
msb - April 7, 2009
I know, right?
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I want defense to rub its dick on me.
Robert - April 7, 2009
Why is our game 3 starter warming up?
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Something about diabetes I think...
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Insurance runs.
Now.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Am I the only one who still trembles a little just by hearing the name 'Ayala'
Nick S - April 7, 2009
Trembles a -little- lot
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
when FSN re-played that clinching game last month
they ended by showing some of the clubhouse hoopla, with champagne showers and happy hinjinks — and there, stomping around in the background was old Bobby.
msb - April 7, 2009
Luis Ayala's name would make tremble enough all on its own if you had seen him relieving for the Nationals last year.
But still, he’s no Bobby.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Late
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
How much do your parents have to hate you to let you have a last name like Ayala
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Haha.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
So this has likely been covered extensively
but man this line up would look so much better with Clement’s bat in it. hurry up, Jeffie.
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
Wlad doesnt swing at as much garbage as he did last yr
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
SSS
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
YES WLAD
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
WLAAAAAAAAAAAAD!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Nice, Wlad.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Whooo....Wlad.
Okay, Yuni. Time to bunt.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Trade Wlad now!
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Wlad to the bone
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
Wl-wl-wl-wl-wl blhugh that's hard
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
All right Wlad!
bluemax - April 7, 2009
dont suck here Yuni
dont you dare fucking suck
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
WLAD touching bases?
New!
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Get some Yuni
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Wak doesnt like to bunt with Yuni in these spots.. back to back nights he hasnt done it
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Yuni can't really bunt either
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Hey, I just discovered MLB.tv can play multiple games at the same time
Angels have bases loaded
Tony S - April 7, 2009
Whatever, someone's gotta lose
Even though I’d like the A’s to try to beat them
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Yuni you boob
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK HACK...
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
This is a repeat of last night after the Joh single
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Don't get cheated Yuni
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Yuni determined to pop one up
jtopps - April 7, 2009
We need a Wak
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
I don't get it
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
It cooks Asian things. With an O.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
But I'm always hungry 30 minutes later
after eating Chinese.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Aaron, I'll let you handle this...
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
I want somebody to make a gif of Gutz's crotch that says "CAN YOU FUCKING FEEL IT?"
Robert - April 7, 2009
Swing swing
abender20 - April 7, 2009
NOT A K
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
That is ironic
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
He takes a fucking pitch
and it’s strike 3.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
That was a questionable strike
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
No fucking way
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
Bullshit
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Looking????
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
Yuni
Decatur - April 7, 2009
Ump punishing Yuni for not swinging.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
if he didn't hit it, it must be a strike right?
jtopps - April 7, 2009
YuNO.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
if thats a strike
where the FUCK was Bedard’s pitch in the 5th!??!?!
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
What?
That was actually a good take by Betancourt for once.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Yuni's new nickname: Beltran
Decatur - April 7, 2009
NOT A STRIKE
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I hate this ump.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Why bunt there?
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
As opposed to Yuni
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Doin' the little things.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
ENDY IS SELFLESS AND ICHIRO IS NOT
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
AGAIN NOT A STRIKE
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Bunting there? You're 3-4 today bro
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Suddenly the zone widens.
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
Can Yuni not bunt!?!?!?!
JonF - April 7, 2009
I dont get that strategy
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Huh?
Won’t bunt with Yuni and none out, but will with Chavez and 1 out?
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
I can't wait they start showing umps their pitch f/x results
They will make this umpire cry
Decatur - April 7, 2009
They already do
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Nothing says "Endy Chavez" quite like a perplexing sacrifice bunt.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
YES!!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Guti!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - April 7, 2009
MOTHER FUCKING GUTZ EN LA CASA
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
THAT'S WHY GARETH!!!!!
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
SEHR GUT!!!!
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
CHAVEZ!
Tony S - April 7, 2009
Gutz is a fuckn monster
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
!!!! FUCK YES GUT
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
YEAHHHHH GUTI!!!!!!
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
WOOO INSURANCE RUN
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
YES!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
WE NEVER GET INSURANCE"""
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
GUTI!
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Guiterrez is quickly becoming my favorite Mariner.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
IEREZ
Nick S - April 7, 2009
FRANKLIN!
i want to love your man parts
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
GUTZ!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Gutz is making me all hot and bothered
abender20 - April 7, 2009
GUTZ IS MY BFF
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
YES!!!!
This F-Gut fellow is quite good so far
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
I love the Putz trade
LOVE IT
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
I AM BUYING HIS JERSEY
Decatur - April 7, 2009
i am buying his first born
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
That doesn't sound very legal
JLC - April 7, 2009
That was a stupid pitch to throw
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
WOOOOOOOO! GOOTZ!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Das ist Gut!
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Very very Gutz.
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
I think I'm really going to love this new team.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Thats why you bunt.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
That's how you get lucky when you bunt
Still shouldn’t
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Results based analysis...
tsk tsk
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
WOW GUT
YOU ARE LOVED BY MANY
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
IF ALL GAY PRON STARTS ARE AS SEXY AS YOU JUST CALL ME KING OF THE BOTTOMS
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Holy...
…what?
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
Comply.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
This GTE was unexpected.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
This will make the Morrow meltdown even more painful
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
SEE IT WORKED
SIGN GUTIERREZ TO AN EXTENSION ALREADY
JLC - April 7, 2009
Yeah, Sweeney just loves high fives.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Veteran leadership.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
He's one Highfivin' motherfucker
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
High Fivin' White Guys?
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 7, 2009
High Fivin' Jesus.
kevin_ess - April 7, 2009
Oh, could we bring them back? To Safeco?
I’d like to see that.
msb - April 7, 2009
and kissing his bros, apparently.
msb - April 7, 2009
Oh yes oh yes oh yes!
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
Off we go!
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
oh god sadness
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
You stole this idea from me.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
painful but rec'd
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
This is fantastic but makes me very, very sad inside
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
I'll take it.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
*sobs*
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Cockpunch required.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
Morrow Time!
?
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Such a gut boy.
so, when do we get out those old “2 out, so what” placards?
msb - April 7, 2009
Here comes the control wizard.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Please please please don't suck
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
FLASHBACK TO GAME 2 2008
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
MORROW DO NOT SUCK REPEAT DO NOT SUCK
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
TWINS MUST SURRENDER MEEKLY
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Morrow in
Game over but yet still somewhat sad
Nick S - April 7, 2009
MORROW MORROW MORROW
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Can't wait to play the LAAs and out-small-ball them.
hcoguy - April 7, 2009
We have Endy
They do not!
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Hudler's head will explode.
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
Holy shit the picture in picture game thing with the ability to instaswap is amazing
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I don't think Trevor Cahill should be in the bigs
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Brett Michaels is coming to EQC and I'm stuck on the wrong side of the mountains
WHY???
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
If Morrow was Erik Bedard's son his name would be Morreau
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
His name would be Bedard
abender20 - April 7, 2009
that would explain him
being such a fucking pussy
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
Why would he take the maiden name?
JLC - April 7, 2009
Well I'm stupid
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
Please don't trade for Josh Hamilton in the next five minutes
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Fuck I had erased that memory
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
DON'T CRUSH MY SOUL MORROW
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Okay dammit, slam the door Morrow.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I WANT TO SEE 100 MPH HEATERS
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
Eh, 97 MPH.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
HE'S FAST
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Morrow dominating for one inning at a time is not the worst thing ever, but still.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
Oh boy oh boy oh boy
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
96!
Benne - April 7, 2009
You have been warned, folks....
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Boy, must suck being psychic.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
>:( >:( >:(
…
>:(
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
You bastard
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
...
…
JMKaustin - April 7, 2009
This could have been Tim Lincecum closing this game....
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
shut up shut up
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Or sulking it away
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
I laffed.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
98 mph
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
by the broadcast anyway
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
99
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
I wonder how many quitting opportunities the quitter will have before he decides to quit before the quitting rush starts
Robert - April 7, 2009
At least it's because he's a pussy and not because he's an idiot.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Pussies are idiots
Have you ever talked to a girl?
Robert - April 7, 2009
What do I look like, you?
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Robert, I swear.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
12
JonF - April 7, 2009
I hope his Pancreas quits
Oh wait too late
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Blyleven the geography professor
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Curse your intestines PITCHf/x
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
HIS ACHILLES HEEL
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Mean
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Copper bowls??
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
You have no idea how dangerous hammered bowls can be.
msb - April 7, 2009
I know how dangerous bowls can be when hammered.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Drive hammered get nailed?
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
Please don't!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
I am confident. I think.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I will utter this phrase after out 3
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Well that's just being a revisionist.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Why does Gameday seem to be missing so many pitches?
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Meaning the pitch f/x data
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
bahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
YES YES YES
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Nasty fucking pitch.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Will Morrow supplant Wilford Brimley
as the Diabetes spokesman?
jtopps - April 7, 2009
K!!!!!
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Pfx only works every so often.
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
K
Two more outs.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
BEAUTIFUL.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
GOODNIGHT MOON
abender20 - April 7, 2009
IT BENDED
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
DOWN GOES CREDE
JLC - April 7, 2009
Good night, sir.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Morrow's pretty filthy eh?
Dewey N - April 7, 2009
K!
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
K!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
NEXXXXXXXXXXXXXT.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
Blyleven just yawned
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
THEY ARE ALL SWINGING LATE
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
because they aren't fast tracked
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
Can o' corn!
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Wow, perfectly positioned
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Gut
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
THERE
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
IS
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
NO
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
GAP
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHA
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Can't wait for Ichiro to get back
forte40 - April 7, 2009
PFX is crapping out
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
Morrow's breaking it with his awesomeness
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
WE OWN YOUR [FLY]BALLS
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
That wasn't a K :(
JLC - April 7, 2009
No balls, Brandon.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
STOP MISSING
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
No walks god damnit no walks
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
What the fuck Brandon, stop with the bullshit
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Contrary to Sims' warning, he WANTS to face Kubel.
He’s just that much of a man.
msb - April 7, 2009
Z IS A FUCKING GENIUS
Robert - April 7, 2009
No no no no no no. I don't want this.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Whooooo Smokey!!!
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
STRIKE 3 PLZ
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Wow he got owned on that second strike
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Here comes Mr. Slidey
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Finish this guy..
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Only 93? :(
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
COME ON MORROW
DO IT! DO IT!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
STFU Blowers.
JonF - April 7, 2009
He needs to STFU so bad.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Someone has to be the hero
forte40 - April 7, 2009
GIVE ME ONE MORE OUT AND I WILL FUCKING SNORT YOU LIKE THE SEXOCAINE THAT YOU ARE
Robert - April 7, 2009
YES YES
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
there it is
forte40 - April 7, 2009
I think you missed something
abender20 - April 7, 2009
If you mean "funny", then yep! There it is.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
very funny
forte40 - April 7, 2009
Fast ball is getting slower
Susheel Ramasahayam - April 7, 2009
Someone get him some sugar.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
WHY THE FUCK
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Jesus
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
WHY
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Motherfucker fucking ass
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Ass balls shit butt
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU MORROW
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
nonononononono
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOO(O(OO
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Ew.
JLC - April 7, 2009
:(
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
ugh what a coward
JI - April 7, 2009
Intentionally walk him
marinerdan - April 7, 2009
So it begins
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Wiiiiiiiiild Thing!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Kubel vs. Morrow
FIGHT!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Oh dear.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
No no no no
Can we not do this please
Nick S - April 7, 2009
Walk the world!
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
No No No
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
Shit Brandon, shit
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
WELL HELLO THERE how was the meeting sucker
abender20 - April 7, 2009
LLLJ
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
DID ANY OF YOUR OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE A MEETING DURING THE MARINERS GAME
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I think that fixed it
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Fucking hell
This feels stomach-churningly familiar
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Dude throw a fucking strike.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Walk this way!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
I hate the 9th inning stomach ache.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
But it means we're winning
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Oh yeah.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
But it means we may not be soon
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Yeah, that's the problem.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Carlos Gomez is worth pitching around
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
It's almost like you mean the opposite of what you say
JI - April 7, 2009
I am scared
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
1 MOre Morrow. 1 More!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
IF YOU'RE SACRIFICING BEING VALUABLE YOU HAVE TO NOT FUCKING SUCK
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Thank god Kenji's out to settle him down
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
haha
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Way to quite on that at bat Quitter
Robert - April 7, 2009
YOU WANTED IT THIS WAY BITCH
FINISH IT
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Gameday is broken...wtf is happening??
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Balls
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
That's both an exclamation and an explanation
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS GAMEDAY CRAPPING OUT?
Benne - April 7, 2009
ok, time for the Putz treatment,
msb - April 7, 2009
Who's on deck?
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
A walk here is not the end of the world
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
But holy shit he's nowhere close.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Uh oh
ignacio - April 7, 2009
Jeebus fuckstick throw strikes Morrow
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
BRANDON ELIZABETH MORROW MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
Kubel's winking at us
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Cocky motherfucker.
JonF - April 7, 2009
I hate you .I hate you. ahhhhhhhh.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Why?
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
TOO MUCH FUCKING ADRENALINE YOU PIECE OF COCK
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
god fucking damn it
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
WALKING THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
What the shit is that shit Morrow?
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Morrow doesnt have the balls to close ballgames
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Ball eight!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT IS HAPPENING?
GAMEDAY IS BUSTED AND I HAVE NO FEED RIGHT NOW.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
You're lucky
Tony S - April 7, 2009
I second that
Decatur - April 7, 2009
HR
Griffey grand slam
bamassippi - April 7, 2009
World, Walking the
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
I NEVER SHOULD'VE POSTED THAT PIC
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Damnation Morrow
This isn’t cute!
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Warm up Tits
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
There ya go.
krb - April 7, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK NEW CLOSER PLEASE
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
WHAT THE FRACKIN' A
ADAIR YOU FUCKER WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM
JLC - April 7, 2009
Jesus tits
armedpp - April 7, 2009
Morrow will always be like this.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
No clue how to throw strikes to a lefty
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
I hate you Insulin!
jtopps - April 7, 2009
ugh I don't think this guy is ever going to make it as a closer
JI - April 7, 2009
NO NOT TITS TIME EVER
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
STOP SUCKING, BRANDON
STOP SUCKING
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Seeing Batista warming up
makes me want to puke.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Well
ignacio - April 7, 2009
GET OUT OF THIS BATISTA IS WARMING UP
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Beluga Tits sighting!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
That insurance looks a whole lot better now.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
run*
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
Christ Mcbuttballs this is not good
Nick S - April 7, 2009
Batista's warming up
themoose - April 7, 2009
Make me happy Morrow.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Splendid Splenda is fucking it all up
abender20 - April 7, 2009
That's it! Take away his insulin pump!
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
So he could walk off here.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
That's not nice
abender20 - April 7, 2009
BATISTA WARMING UP awesome
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Batista warming up, we're saved!
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
More like doucher... am I right?
JonF - April 7, 2009
Beluga Tits poetry reading time.
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi
armedpp - April 7, 2009
I don't think Morrow is 100% yet
forte40 - April 7, 2009
This is somehow predictable.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
You can see the quit in the whites of his eyes
Robert - April 7, 2009
SOMEBODY FORCE FEED HIM SOME CAKE SO WE CAN GET A NEW PITCHER
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Ahhhhh no not Batista
JLC - April 7, 2009
Ruh-roh
Beluga Tits up and throwing in bullpen. No good
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Morrow needs to suck much less RIGHT NOW FUCKER
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
End
ColeFitz88 - April 7, 2009
Hey it's the Safeco opener all over again
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Oh Jesus fucking Mesa don't say that
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
He is nowhere near the fucking zone
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
6 outside pitches in a fucking row
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Terrified.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MORROW.
Bring in diabetic number 2!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
MANAGE YOUR INSULIN BETTER
JLC - April 7, 2009
Hmmmmm.....
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
Benne - April 7, 2009
?
would you Facebook your mom with that caps lock?
bamassippi - April 7, 2009
GTE MOTHERFUCKER
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
probably not but who gives a fuck
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
You are harshing my mellow, Morrow
abender20 - April 7, 2009
oh god not batista
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
I think Sims
just said this was a nut twisting inning. And he’s damn right.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
HE DID IT
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
STRIKE ONE MOTHERFUCKERS YEAH
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Beep beep!
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
uh ohs
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
EXHALE
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Strike! Howaboutthat
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
See, the solution is to THROW THE FUCKING BALL FASTER, BRANDON
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Oh man. TY
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
YES THAT IS MORE LIKE IT
FAST THINGS
JLC - April 7, 2009
Finally remembered where the plate was located.
krb - April 7, 2009
AAAAAND its gone
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Somehow I doubt that he actually forgot where the plate is located
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Gameday is unbroken
But it should have just stayed that way so I didn’t have to see.
SkipT - April 7, 2009
Wow this is so 2007
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
Oh well that fake pickoff changed everything
ignacio - April 7, 2009
Insulin STAT
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Batista is ready to go
bluemax - April 7, 2009
How can it possibly be that we are actually calling for Batista to enter the game?
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Three words
Brink of defeat.
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
22 pitches?
Sweet goggly moogly!
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
STRIKE TWO!!!!!!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
One more strike pleeeeeeease
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
One more of those
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
2-2!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Thank you thank you thank you please one more please fucking one more strike please
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Strikeout ... plese
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Oooooooh yesssssss.
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Fuckityfuckityfuckity
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
AWFUL AWFUL
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I am bleeding out of my soul
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Oh my God.
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Ass
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
FUCK ME
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
GODDAMIT MORROW!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
This is dumb
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE YOU BRANDON MORROW
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Oh fuck fuck fuck shitballs assrackets
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
HARD AS YOU CAN UNTIL YOU HEAR SOMETHING SNAP
JLC - April 7, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
I JUST STEPPED ON YOUR BOTTOM OF INSULIN YOU GOD DAMN QUITTER
Robert - April 7, 2009
TRADE HIS ASS!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Has the bat even left his shoulder?
krb - April 7, 2009
please???
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Another fuckn lefty..just great
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
He can't locate anything vs lefties
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Ah, nice pitch...
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
(I have missed Dave so much.)
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Just throw one over the plate
who the fuck is Buscher anyways?
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Gameday died again, can somebody PLEASE actually mention what is happening instead of just cursing?
esoteric - April 7, 2009
FUCK!
forte40 - April 7, 2009
count full to Busher. Two out two on.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 7, 2009
Although I too am in the dark, I think its better this way
SkipT - April 7, 2009
This is retarded
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Gameday is being dumb
Update please?
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
Morrow gone back to his old self
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
3-2 count
Morrow just bluffed Gomez back to the bag.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
Morrow is stretching himself out
for his new role as a long reliever.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
Is closing so cool now you dirty sonofabitch???
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
Good thing I got a new pacemaker recently
Otherwise this game might end with me in the hospital
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
C'mon MOrrow you're more than halfway there!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
WE ARE LIVING ON A PRAYER
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Why does Gameday keep breaking?!?!?!??
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
The one dude who is entering balls and strikes went for a pee-break.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
This is torture
ignacio - April 7, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
abender20 - April 7, 2009
i wish you would quit this game
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Brandon Morrow is a bigger quitter than his pancreas
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOU GAMEDAY WHY ARE YOU BROKEN AGAIN
Benne - April 7, 2009
STOP STALLING YOU FUCKING YEAST INFECTION
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
WE CLEARLY NEED MORE CLOSERS CUZ MORROW AIN'T CUTTING IT
JLC - April 7, 2009
dont do this morrow
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
ZOMG
just end it already!
fuck! its God damn april and im already too worked up
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
Ball twelve!
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Bases loaded.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
Walked the fucking bases loaded
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
I feel like crying
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Me too :(
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
IT'S BACK!
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
THESE ARE THE MARINERS WE KNOW AND LOVE
Dewey N - April 7, 2009
What happened?
Did he walk Buscher?
ewakio - April 7, 2009
Yes.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
FUUUCK
krb - April 7, 2009
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Walk. FUCK
ColeFitz88 - April 7, 2009
fuck me in the brain
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
Damn it all.
SethGrandpa - April 7, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
GODDAMIT SEND HIS ASS TO AAA!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
:LK^JSDF:LJKJSTWOEITJ:LKNSM<>XVNOIJWE
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
SOB
GET HIM THE FUCK OUT
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
FUCK A DUNK WITH A BIG BLUE TRUCK
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
We're boned, aren't we?
JI - April 7, 2009
I believe so.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU MORROW
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
END END END!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Amazing.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
Hahahahaha
Batista in, game over.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU BRANDON MORROW AND YOUR COMPLETE AND TOTAL LACK OF CONTROL
I HOPE YOU GO HOME AND GET HIT BUY A TRUCK FULL OF BREAD
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Sugar
It’s more ironic
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Oh Lord.
SethGrandpa - April 7, 2009
Fuck it.
Go Beluga Tits
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
Here come the teary eyes.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Miguel Batista.
Jesus Christ we’re fucked.
BrianL - April 7, 2009
FUCK ME SOFTLY
OH GOOD MIGUEL BATISTA THIS IS GOING TO END WELL
JLC - April 7, 2009
batista??????
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Damn it!
Beluga Tits?!
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
I'm dissapointed in you, Brandon.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Beluga Tits!
forte40 - April 7, 2009
Brandon Morrow has control problems?
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
OH GOD NOT BASTISTA
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Well I might as well turn it off now
Batista is in. Fuck you Mariners. Fuck you to hell.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
FJADSLFK
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
I like Denard Span
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Who doesn't?
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
THISHISFHASDHFIADSHIFHSIADHFIADSFHIASHF
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
HEY EVERYBODY LETS SOLVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM BY POURING FUCKING HORRIBLE ALL OVER IT
abender20 - April 7, 2009
See that little step? We're so fucked
ColeFitz88 - April 7, 2009
TITS TO SAVE THE DAY
“We are so fucked”
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Beluga!
ignacio - April 7, 2009
Should've left Bedard in to pitch a complete game
JLC - April 7, 2009
Belgua tits!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
UGHHHH
phil333 - April 7, 2009
I WILL INCREASE MY PANCREATIC FUNCTIONS JUST TO SPITE YOUR QUITTER ASS
Robert - April 7, 2009
I'm rec'ing this
for the biological smack.
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR FORSAKING STARTING, BRANDON.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
DIABETES CAUSED THIS
DIABETES CAUSED THIS
Tony S - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU BRANDON
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
Sad, that I support this move
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
what the fuck was that little dance step?
armedpp - April 7, 2009
A terrible Snoopy Dance.
Which is a move the team should utilize after victories all year.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Terrible. It was terrible.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THAT MORROW WOULD STRUGGLE WITH CONTROL ITS NOT LIKE HE'S DONE THAT HIS WHOLE FUCKING CAREER
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Tits in
Game over.
CKel - April 7, 2009
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
FUCK
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
Oh blumpkins!
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
No blumpkin for Brandon tonight.
JonF - April 7, 2009
I can't believe they yanked him
JI - April 7, 2009
WAIT BATISTA
JI - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOO
JI - April 7, 2009
I NO LONGER REGRET MY REC
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
MY BETA CELLS ARE FUNCTIONAL YOU QUEER
abender20 - April 7, 2009
COME GET A TASTE OF THIS SWEET SWEET INSULIN
abender20 - April 7, 2009
THIS WILL NOT BE LIKE 2008 NO FUCKING WAY
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
TITS TITS TITS TITS
Brandon Morrow you cocksucker….
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
Morrow as the closer was a brilliant idea.
krb - April 7, 2009
I liked Morrow more as a starter.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
Yanked for Batista.
Amazing.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
Actually, I'm pretty sure Batista will come in and get the out.
Then he’ll take over the closer position and wait until a later day to break our hearts into little pieces.
It just makes sense.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
You poor, poor soul. Is this what being a Nats fan will do to a man?
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
TITS will gets the job done. Just watch
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Or he'll walk in 3 runs
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
HEY REMEMBER WHEN WE DONT AHVE A LEFTY IN THE FUCKING PEN RIGHT NOW THATS NOT SO GOOD
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Morrow's BB/9 must be like 20 or something.
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
40.5
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
So, the "turn off the tv during the 9th" technique that worked with Putz does nothing for Morrow.
msb - April 7, 2009
Don't worry. Miguel has this shit!
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
Believe. We must Believe!!!!!!!!
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
The gods have forsaken us!
We have turned our backs on their mercy offering of Cordero! Repent! Repent!
Frosty Raptor - April 7, 2009
Tits, just get a popup
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
uckfay emay
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Tits has ice in the veins.. he's gonna get it done
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Robert - April 7, 2009
rec'd
JI - April 7, 2009
Pleasure doing business with you!
Robert - April 7, 2009
I BELIEVE IN YOU BELUGA TITS
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
WALK THE FUCKING WORLD
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
The kid sharing some wisdom with morrow.
forte40 - April 7, 2009
Aww Griffey consoling Brandon.
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
A STRIKE!
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
I feel ill
bluemax - April 7, 2009
My gut was right.
bluemax - April 7, 2009
DON'T SUCK DAMN IT PLEASE
JLC - April 7, 2009
Fine. Go Batista.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Good Role Model...
Decatur - April 7, 2009
This is why you can never have to many closers
Robert - April 7, 2009
Our hopes and dreams rest in the god damned avenger of blood
Nick S - April 7, 2009
OH MY GOD IM GOING TO EAT MY OWN FACE
abender20 - April 7, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
FUCK!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
FUCK
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
SPAN YOU LUCKY FUCK
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Oh my god.
Fucking someone seriously kill me.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Blaaarcchchchc
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU FIELD TURF
BrianL - April 7, 2009
The fuck?
krb - April 7, 2009
zdkVGASKDGHFKLVJSDFLZHVGU;HALCGVIDL
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU FUCKING ASTROTURF JESUS CHRIST
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
LOL!
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Life is lame.
SethGrandpa - April 7, 2009
HORRIBLE CUNTS
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
what the fuck that carpet is so fucking stupid
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Sigh
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
GOOD GOD WHAT THE FUCKFUCKFUCKINGFUCK
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Fucking articfical turf
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
That hit dirt not turf first
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
NO FUCK BALLS SHAFT COCK
JI - April 7, 2009
Fuck the Metrodome
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
FUVKING BLIND SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JonF - April 7, 2009
BELTRE ISN'T 10 FEET TALL, BITCH
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
YOU THROW THE BALL YOU DUMBASS DOMINICAN
Robert - April 7, 2009
REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID TO GET YOUR RAFT IN THE OCEAN???
THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING DO
Robert - April 7, 2009
welcome 2008
I missed you
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
Jesus Mary Mother of FUCK.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
FUCK THIS GOD DAMN BAD LUCK SHISTHHDIDFUCJKJSDFSASLUT
JLC - April 7, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Yay high LI innings for Batista
Mariner John - April 7, 2009
THERE IS NO FLOOR!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
What the fug?
Ugh! Kick my balls in
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
I root for the Mariners
FML
phil333 - April 7, 2009
Fuck this shitty fucking turf
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Griffey to Morrow
‘if we lose this I’ll shoce sand up your ass and fuck you"
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
I think that would be more unpleasant for Griffey than Morrow
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
time for a beer run
fuck baseball. fuck it in the ass
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
NO IM GOING TO HANG MYSELF WITH MY OWN NOOKSACK
abender20 - April 7, 2009
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Ugh
What a horrible game
Mariner John - April 7, 2009
Unbelievable.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
ARRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BrianL - April 7, 2009
Kill me
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
FUCK THIS SEASON
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
god fucking damnit
season over
AtomicGarden - April 7, 2009
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
MOTHERUFCKERSONOFALESBIANNEGROASS
abender20 - April 7, 2009
.
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
HE GOT A FUCKING GROUNDER IF MORROW WASN'T A WASTE OF SPERM AND EGGS WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
DJFI EJFI JOIF UCKFHEHATEE EI HATE EVERYTHING
Benne - April 7, 2009
Wow!
andrewgolfsalot - April 7, 2009
Fuck
andrewgolfsalot - April 7, 2009
THERE IS NO FLOOR
SethGrandpa - April 7, 2009
YES YES YES
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
I CANT TAKE THIS
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
Well, fuck me
That was no fun.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
fuck my dick
JonF - April 7, 2009
M'S LOSE
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Oh cockshaft
Dewey N - April 7, 2009
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Fuck You Tits
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
FUCK BASEBALL
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
JLC - April 7, 2009
Wheeeeee
Nick S - April 7, 2009
no one will speak
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU SCRAPPY
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
RIP A HOLE IN MY BRAINS
Robert - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU BRANDON FUCKING MORROW I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU HAVE PISSED IN MY MOTHERFUCKING CORNFLAKES
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
THANKS A LOT
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Awesome.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
thanks Morrow
now go quit closing
jtopps - April 7, 2009
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU SCRAPPY
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
NOT AGAIN SHIT
JLC - April 7, 2009
UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE.
Bedard should beat Morrow with a sock full of bolts.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
IF HE DOESNT ILL DO IT
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Get in line.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Morrow you piece of SHIT
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
well, that was horrible
spikefriedman - April 7, 2009
TWO FUCKING YEARS INA ROW
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
ITS THE FIRST EVER WAK OFF
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Oh
my fucking jesus fucking ass christ. I feel like the season is over. Is that rational? Or not?
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
All things considered 2008 actually treated me quite well.
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
THIS IS YOUR FAULT WAKAMATSU
JI - April 7, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
ERIKKKKKKKK IS A BIGGER MAN THAN MORROW!
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
MARINERS~!~!~!~!~!
Jesus H’
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Ouch.
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
I am so depressed. I hate you, baseball.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
Fuck Josh Hamilton.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
BRANDON MORROW SHOULD BE KILLED
JI - April 7, 2009
His body is currently trying
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
FASTER
JI - April 7, 2009
THIS IS NOT FUCKING HAPPENING
Benne - April 7, 2009
Clearly we do not have enough closers
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Josh Fields Will save the day
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
...
Slurvey - April 7, 2009
Tell me we didn't just lose.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
WE just lost
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
We just lost. With the bases empty and two outs in the ninth
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
FML.
Son of a bitch.
JBell523 - April 7, 2009
You know, someone needs to post this little episode on that site. This is pretty awful.
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
What happened?
Gameday is sucking as I’m sure the M’s are too.
ewakio - April 7, 2009
GREAT ITS 4AM AND I NOW HAVE TO TRY AND SLEEP THINKING ABOUT THAT
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
DRINK HTE HEMLOCK
abender20 - April 7, 2009
i want to kill children
and baby animals
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
MORROW IS MY NEW FAVOURITE TERRORIST
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT BATISTA AND BRANDON MORROW
JLC - April 7, 2009
You'll get them next time
Orlando Rays - April 7, 2009
I HOPE QUITTER'S MOM LIKES THE HPV VIRUS CAUSE SOMEBODY IS GETTING A YEASTER SUNDAY SURPRISE
Robert - April 7, 2009
Bless you.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
This almost makes it ok.
SkipT - April 7, 2009
I WANT TO FUCKING KILL TITS SO HE CAN'T WRITE ANY MORE SHITTY CRIME NOVELS AND RUIN OUR SEASON
Benne - April 7, 2009
He was hardly the problem in that inning
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
fucking cock
spikefriedman - April 7, 2009
Cool.
.Taylor - April 7, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS MORROW NOT CRYING?
HE SHOULD BE BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE CRYING.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Brandon Morrow understands his body, and apparently it is not suited for baseball
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Miguel Batista
-.821 WPA
bluemax - April 7, 2009
Eloi, Eloi, Lama Sabacthani?
In this thrilling debut, Miguel Batista will have readers questioning their faith in divine justice.
Decatur - April 7, 2009
WHY IS THIS MAN SMILING?
esoteric - April 7, 2009
HE WON'T BE FUCKING SMILING ONCE I'M THROUGH WITH HIM
Benne - April 7, 2009
We need to hang Morrow's jersey in the dugout tomorrow.
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
Tough loss
ignacio - April 7, 2009
Dammit!Dammit!Dammit!Dammit!Dammit!Dammit!
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
Maybe this is why Aumont is being converted
The Z is an oracle.
Frosty Raptor - April 7, 2009
He's on a 'fast track' too
ignacio - April 7, 2009
ALSO, FUCK YOU SPAHN YOU PRICK
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Well I'll see you guys tomarrow night i guess
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
This would have been funny last year.
krb - April 7, 2009
IT IS NO LONGER LAST YEAR
JI - April 7, 2009
WHY ME???????
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Because Scrappy hates Brits.
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
BURN DOWN SAFECO ARSON ARSON ARSON
JI - April 7, 2009
Looting!
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
FUCK YOU MARINERS.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Can i take a time machine plzzzzzz???
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
All the good vibes... right down the drain.. and now Silva tomorrow.. FUCK
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
The Mariners have a problem with control in their bullpen?
Can’t wait until Strasburg’s our closer by August.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
The mariners have a problem with a batista in their bullpen
Bearskin Rugburn - April 7, 2009
Batista didn't walk the the world in that inning.
That, and “RHP with decent fastball but bad control” describes a good chunk of the bullpen.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
Quitters never win
jtopps - April 7, 2009
But not quitting doesn't guarantee winning
Orlando Rays - April 7, 2009
Two games has to be a record for shortest amount of time in which to rip out my soul
Nick S - April 7, 2009
Did we really not have anyone better than ol Beluga Tits
in the pen? Fer fucks sakes
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
So Erik, what did you think the ninth tonight?
Bad.
Decatur - April 7, 2009
ok NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
Hah.
Wow, I totally saw that coming. Welcome to 2008 redux.
ewakio - April 7, 2009
FUCK IS NOT A STRONG ENOUGH WORD
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
Wow....uh...ouch.
TheOptimist - April 7, 2009
This is Ichiro's fault!
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
Yes, Angie. Thank you for the recap.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
TURN THAT SHIT OFF BEFORE YOUR BRIAN MELTS
abender20 - April 7, 2009
HEY BRIAN WATCH OUT
abender20 - April 7, 2009
YOU MAY MELT
abender20 - April 7, 2009
Done. thank you. My reflexes are dulled by the depression, familiar ache and 1000 yard stare.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
STRASBURG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Oh wait… that was last year…. fuck.
IceStormV1 - April 7, 2009
I forgot what this feels like
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
seriously i just lost my enthusiasm for the season
it couldn’t be any more like last year
Fett42 - April 7, 2009
Yea, it's silly to say it, but that makes me just not want to tune in tomorrow, especially given who is starting
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
Morrow has to have hurt his ribs
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
He had to give one up to make Bedard.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
In the horror this excellent comment is going unnoticed
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
Welcome to my life
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
It really is sublime.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I feel like my fucking life just got ended.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
If you feel feelings then no you don't
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
MORROW SAID HE LIKED THE PRESSURE OF THE NINTH BUT IT SEEMS MUCK THE OPPOSITE
WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK
JI - April 7, 2009
I want to rip open the space time continuem, Anybody want to help?????
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
On the bright side, this'll make a win probability graph that will look like Mount Rushmore.
khmer luge - April 7, 2009
The bullpen:
11 Straight outs. 3 Straight Walks. 2 Straight Hits.
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
Tomorrow Brandon Morrow recieves 100 cases of Pixy Stix
Nick S - April 7, 2009
'
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
I DON'T GET IT
JI - April 7, 2009
Is he holding a lock of hair with a hole in it?
or a kazoo?
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
It's a board with a nail in it
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Ah...
…still don’t get it.
88fingerslukee - April 7, 2009
At least I had a feeling this would happen
ThundaPC - April 7, 2009
I'm sure glad we have Carlos Silva going tomorrow
Gives us a good chance to rebound from this painful loss!
JLC - April 7, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
your kidding right?
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
I don't think he is
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
you're
JLC - April 7, 2009
And yes
JLC - April 7, 2009
Holy Jesus
Is that the floor or the ceiling I’m staring at?…
TroutMask - April 7, 2009
HAS TO BE THE CEILING
THERE IS NO FLOOR
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
I WANT YOUR MOTHER TO CONTACT JOHN CONNOR SO SHE CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND QUIT YOUR GESTATION IN THE FIFTH TRIMESTER
Robert - April 7, 2009
I can't wait to see the chart today
Fucking hell.
cwel87 - April 7, 2009
So did Morrow even get two outs?
msb - April 7, 2009
Yes, Yes he did.....
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
2 outs and the L
ignacio - April 7, 2009
We still have the Sounders!
kentroyals5 - April 7, 2009
The Mariners are .500. That's great!
ignacio - April 7, 2009
There is only one way to settle this
It is quite clear that those responsible for the loss must have their nuts crushed by an elephant. It’s the only way. Set an example. Just like in the Bronze Age.
Frosty Raptor - April 7, 2009
So, Brandon, about that closing thing?
I think we need an updated cockpunch picture here.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
I FUCKING TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THE ASS CUNT
Robert - April 7, 2009
I think this is what a mild seizure feels like
lemonverbena - April 7, 2009
I'm sorry to say it's not....
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
i need more beer
and a hobo to kill
deacvision7 - April 7, 2009
AT LEAST MAKE BRANDON GO THROUGH THE FIRE
WHY BRING IN TITS?
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
I really hate hating Morrow.....
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
YOU CANT SPELL QUIT WITHOUT QUITTER
Robert - April 7, 2009
Three fucking walks.. i can live with hits... but this fuck walks the bases loaded with two outs
Rudy4three - April 7, 2009
The nerve of this fucking fuck... is un-fucking-believable.
JonF - April 7, 2009
shouldn't make fun of people with diabeteth i'm brandon morrow
Simon Phoenix - April 7, 2009
Brandon Morrow Sucks Forum
Brandon Morrow Sucks Forum
Tony S - April 7, 2009
oops
www.talk-sports.net/mlb/sucks.aspx/Brandon_Morrow
Tony S - April 7, 2009
I NEED MORE FUCKING BEER TO DULL THE PAIN
Benne - April 7, 2009
BRB
gotta go walk the world
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
Who slipped him a Twinkie in the 8th?
ignacio - April 7, 2009
Hey everybody, we signed Zimmerman....
C-Nage - April 7, 2009
THAT WAS THE ONLY INNING I SAW ALL NIGHT
JI - April 7, 2009
IT'S YOUR FAULT
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Yeah, thanks alot.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
I AGREE LETS GET HIM
JLC - April 7, 2009
I MADE THE TOWEL DAMMIT
JI - April 7, 2009
Aw JI.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK
JI - April 7, 2009
Check your blood sugar and check it often.
Big Jared - April 7, 2009
Scruffy Lefty - April 7, 2009
Great Caesar's ghost.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
*barf*
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
Honestly, it doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would.
I think I’m growing cynical. Sad.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
It hurts because it's Morrow.
I expect this sort of thing from any of our other relievers.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
The anteater above made things better for me.
Two Rs and Two Ls - April 7, 2009
Ari Gold rapes ant eaters for breakfast
Trenchtown - April 7, 2009
I wish I was souless like you.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
The trick is to become a lawyer.
esoteric - April 7, 2009
I feel fine!
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
I also don't agree
that hurt very very badly
Trenchtown - April 7, 2009
So, is this Morrow guy supposed to be bad?
robrun2 - April 7, 2009
ugh
Trenchtown - April 7, 2009
Nice rug.
msb - April 7, 2009
Aquaman sucked.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
Queen's Boulevard was solid
Trenchtown - April 7, 2009
Ok I can think rationally now.
THANKS FOR RUINING MY DAY AND MY NEXT DAY YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. I’M GONNA WAKE UP FEELING LIKE SHIT IN THE MORNING ALL FOR NOTHING.
I WANT TO BECOME RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A MEMORY WIPE FOR MYSELF AND RESURRECT AS A RED SOX FAN.
SERIOUSLY I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY DID THIS TO US – AGAIN – AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR IN GAME 2.
I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING TO DO TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OTHER THAN CUTTING MY FUCKING WRISTS.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Sleep, Gareth. And dream of large women.
royalcurve - April 7, 2009
I can't sleep now wayyyyyy too angry and aggitated and restless.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I guess the only reason this sucks so bad is
I forgot the Mariners were the Mariners for a while. that’s a shitty reason.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
fuck I agree
coolconman - April 7, 2009
That is going to be one steep downward line on the win expectancy chart.
Godammit Morrow.
SFMariner - April 7, 2009
the question is
will it be worse than lowe’s -89.7 last year?
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
Fangraphs says no
bluemax - April 7, 2009
I wonder which one of us is incredibly attractive because god always seems to want to rail us.
Robert - April 7, 2009
It's gotta be you.
It sure as hell ain’t me.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
God is Ms. Jeff?
SkipT - April 7, 2009
CANNOT
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
COOL
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
DOWN
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
FUCK
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
YOU
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
BRANDON
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
MORROW
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
Just for the record, guys, I was busy doing stuff and only able to watch two innings of the game
the bottom of the fifth and the ninth.
You’re welcome!
seattlebruin - April 7, 2009
Chad Cordero
is smiling somewhere. What a sadistic bastard.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Chad Codero sucks
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Remember that Aumont is now on the fast track.
That means he’ll be here next month, apparently. So, Chad’s screwed either way.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
Maybe Cordero can start.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
Twinkie Town's Game Thread had 89 comments
The our pain to their pleasure ratio must be about 35 to one.
Decatur - April 7, 2009
so... what now?
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
Beer.
And lots of it.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
I almost bought Budweiser American Ale!
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
we try not to kill ourselves until tomorrows game
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
Season over buddy. Go find something else to jack off to for 6 months.
Go get a Red Sox cap or something.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
There is no toMORROW.
Woodinville_12thMan - April 7, 2009
Heh. Indeed.
Strengths and Weaknesses
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
Fuck.
Why didn’t you send Waka that before he opened the gas can?
JLProck - April 7, 2009
Because Waka has no non-gas can options in the bullpen?
Basically, the M’s bullpen in composite = JJ circa 2004. OK, but there will be some days where they will make you take the gas pipe, because they won’t be able to throw strikes and they’ll lose games because of it.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
If the A's beat the Angels
we’re still in first place! At least!
…right?
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
The rest of the division still sucks, at least.
eponymous_coward - April 7, 2009
You know what's hilarious...
Beluga Tits will get the blown save.
PLU Tim - April 7, 2009
I think Morrow does.
JonF - April 7, 2009
Nah...
It’s one of those quirky stats that goes to the guy who is in the game. Even if the runs aren’t his.
PLU Tim - April 7, 2009
That's fucked.
I’m sending a letter to the commish.
JonF - April 7, 2009
it says morrow got the loss
and tits goy the blown save
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
Morrow gets the Loss though
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Our entire bullpen sucked tonight.
Realistically there is no way there should have been no baserunners innings 6-8.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Ah, well ...
we have Silva and Washburn to look forward to.
msb - April 7, 2009
I want Brandon Morrow to choke on my honey-dipped dick
I look forward to seeing some great .gifs tomorrow
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
why cant felix just pitch everyday
then we would be set
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
The starter wasn't the problem.
Bedard did pretty well. Nonetheless, I agree.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
Cards Fan Here
Just wanted to let you Mariner fan’s know it is a lot better the next day. I feel your pain
FlimtotheFlam - April 7, 2009
You have won championships
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
and u have moderatly ok players
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
You get a freebie.
Your team won it all recently.
JLProck - April 7, 2009
When your team has won 9 Rings and has the best hitter since Bonds those things have more meaning.
We have 8 closers and the possibility of more closers.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
None of which can close.
James F'n X - April 7, 2009
But cheers anyway.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I will take all the sympathy I can get
It looks like we’re going to need it.
Decatur - April 7, 2009
Best of both worlds!
JI - April 7, 2009
Yes because we're not used to this at all.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Both teams blew 31 saves last year!
JI - April 7, 2009
Damn, I wasn't expecting someone else to have the same avatar as me on here...
Also: Fuck Brandon Morrow, he’s done nothing but anger me lately.
Eyeball Kid - April 7, 2009
This is an excellent SN, by the way
.Taylor - April 8, 2009
The unnecessary comma screams COACH!!!
JI - April 8, 2009
There are nothing wrong with commas
.Taylor - April 8, 2009
There IS something wrong with using them incorrectly.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Good lord.. I don't think you can ever say that to a Seattle sports fan
d0nkey - April 7, 2009
I think if we win tomorrow behind Silva
all will be forgiven in my mind.
Zwakamatsu - April 7, 2009
BULLSHIT
Wilder. - April 7, 2009
I really did forget what this felt like
And after last year, I didn’t think it could feel like this again. I hate baseball so damn much, and I always come back. Fuck…
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
I love baseball but hate the team that I support.
Which absolutely sucks dome.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
Well yes
I too love baseball, but it always seems to kick me in the nuts.
Robert Lintott - April 7, 2009
I AM GLAD YOU HAVE DIABETES AND I HOPE IT GETS WORSE, BRANDON.
BrettJMiller - April 7, 2009
Fuck this I;m gonna try and sleep for a bit.
Hopefully the murderous rage subsides when I wake up.
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
i hear the word fuck more every night in these threads
more than i hear it in everything else combined ever
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
It's almost like you're on a Mariners blog
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
Cards fan here
You guys should settle down, we had a lousy bullpen last year too, but you have to shake those things off. We were picked to finish at the bottom of a bad division and we were competitive all year long!
JI - April 7, 2009
almost
Fireball309 - April 7, 2009
pfft Like Mariner fans no anything about fucking
Robert - April 7, 2009
What the fuck is your fucking problem your fucking puritanical fuck
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Ow my freakin ears!
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
I would expect that type of language at Denny's, but not here
JI - April 7, 2009
Listening to the post-game show
Some genius called in saying Bedard is not suited no be a SP and he should move to relief.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
This is why I don't listen to sports radio.
Fin - April 7, 2009
Yeah I don't either typically
But it’s on in the background and man, there is a reason I stay away from it.
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Although...
Shannon Drayer is a nice change from FSN’s attempts at analysis. Normally I just turn it on mute and stare at Nicole’s Zaloumises
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Willie you motorboatin' sonuvabitch!
Kermit. - April 7, 2009
I hope acblue doesn't read that.
Fin - April 7, 2009
Way to make me sound like a Goddamned killjoy.
Aaron Campeau - April 7, 2009
Are you sayin yer not?
I keed, I keed. Qaulity movie though. On that note, top 5 clown movies
5. Killjoy
4. IT
3.Shakes the Clown
2. Raze (Tommy the Clown is the man!)
1. Killer Clowns from Outerspace
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
Was it a LL reader in jest?
EnglishMariner - April 7, 2009
I sadly doubt it
The knowledge level of casual fans is rather scary
Willie Mays Haze - April 7, 2009
And just when I thought the Mariners were going to actually be good this year
Fuck it up.
Fin - April 7, 2009
I wasn't expecting this team to be any good.
So .500 is OK with me. And better they find out right away if Morrow is a bust. Gutierrez looks good meanwhile, Endy Chavez, Griffey, Beltre…
ignacio - April 7, 2009
and now Silva and Washburn with greatly improved OF defense!
Fuck.
ignacio - April 7, 2009
How many more years is Gutierrez under club control?
PattyB - April 7, 2009
4
Jeff Sullivan - April 7, 2009
So it sounds like the mariners acted like
the mariners?
d rod - April 7, 2009
Blowing games after 8 2/3 innings of being pretty much perfect is not usually our modus operandi
Most of the time we just suck the whole way through.
OlSalty - April 7, 2009
Seeing as Putz was our closer the last 3 years...not really.
.Taylor - April 8, 2009
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