STOP TELLING ME CHARLIE FRYE WILL IMPROVE WITH TIME!
STOP REMINDING ME THAT EVERYTEAM HAS IT STRUGGLES!
STOP TELLING ME HOW YOU BOUNCED BACK SO QUICKLY AND SO CAN WE!
EITHER DONT SAY ANYTHING OR START BEING OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SAY SHIT BACK AND NOT FEEL LIKE A ASSHOLE!
“On to Ichiro, his blood test results are back and the team says he’s improving. The plan is to use him as a DH in an extended spring game tomorrow. He could get as many as 10 ABs in that game, which is common in these things as a rehabbing player can often lead off every inning or be used more than once in a frame. After that, he’ll be re-evaluated.”
I’ll explain this whole crazy Lookout Landing thing in a way you might understand it.
What’s the first thing you do when you buy something new? You read the manual most of the time so you understand what’s going on and how the object functions. This site is no different. If you decide not to read the “manual” for this site, you WILL be chastised for it. I suggest you do your reading.
I think instructional manuals are for people who want to do things right, asking for directions is often helpful and capitalizing proper nouns is crucial for anyone over the age of 7 wishing to be taken seriously.
Maybe Z has a lego spaceship he is trying to build and his mom only gives him one lego after each reliever that he signs. We couldn't fault him for that.
Those people were so Minnesota
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Nice?
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Nice, white, virginy
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Actually, I remember reading something about how Minnesotians
have sex more often than most Americans. That, and they produce more art. Something about being stuck indoors for a good chunk of the year.
katal - April 8, 2009
Packer fans are infuriatingly nice.
Robert - April 8, 2009
You're welcome!
section331 - April 8, 2009
Yeah sure you betcha!
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
STOP IT
STOP TELLING ME CHARLIE FRYE WILL IMPROVE WITH TIME!
STOP REMINDING ME THAT EVERYTEAM HAS IT STRUGGLES!
STOP TELLING ME HOW YOU BOUNCED BACK SO QUICKLY AND SO CAN WE!
EITHER DONT SAY ANYTHING OR START BEING OBNOXIOUS ENOUGH FOR ME TO SAY SHIT BACK AND NOT FEEL LIKE A ASSHOLE!
Robert - April 8, 2009
I am dubious that you have actual proof that people in Minnesota have sex less often than elsewhere in the country.
In fact, given their relative climate limiting outdoor activity, I would suspect that in fact they have sex more often.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Those people were so my impression of Minnesota
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Gotta stay in shape somehow
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
.
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Better than looking California and feeling Minnesota, I guess.
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
AAARGH Silly STUPID SD:FLKSJDF
Silva Sucks. I want Jamie Moyer back.
Rachmaninoff - April 8, 2009
Moyer, Ryan Franklin and about 60 Million Dollars in the bank
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
Four Opening Days, four different positions for Mark Teahen
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
3rd,left,2nd,....DH?
Goose - April 8, 2009
We could not possibly be popping up more baseballs
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
We have had quite a few, n’est pas?
Rachmaninoff - April 8, 2009
Subject line.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
mmmmmmm....... popups
JonF - April 8, 2009
Silva + Joh = Bad
Heydude - April 8, 2009
Superfluous variable
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
yeah...
joh is pretty bad.
kenshin1 - April 8, 2009
I can hear the wave going on in the crowd.
Minnesota now sucks a little harder.
BrettJMiller - April 8, 2009
Supporting my above claim.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Didn't you see them doing it on opening day?
katal - April 8, 2009
I heard it, but didn't see it. I was pretty drunk.
BrettJMiller - April 8, 2009
Twins broadcasters about to throw down in-booth
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Blyleven vs. Blyleven?
JLC - April 8, 2009
I'm bored/sad and when I'm bored/sad I listen to power ballads anybody got any good ballads?
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Silva's done!
Heydude - April 8, 2009
Jakubauskas time!
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Here comes Jaksbdhdohoerbgttetert
Close enough?
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
I think you're missing a Z and a sjflkbfkhabfhawl
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
His name is not difficult to spell.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
jakobauskas?
forte40 - April 8, 2009
It is for us mentally challenged folks
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Perhaps you could try harder rather than relying on your ineptitude as a crutch.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
I fear success
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Time to get JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKED!
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Wak calls out Jak
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
NASTY CJ!!
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Put him in the rotation retroactively
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Sit down! Way to go Jak
Heydude - April 8, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOO BENDY STUFF!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Well, huh.
Jakubauskus doesn’t look terrible.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Works fast too
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Why should he be nervous? Not like the guy in front of him checked in a virtuoso perfomance
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
jakkkkkkkk
spikefriedman - April 8, 2009
Jaka!
katal - April 8, 2009
Brah!
royalcurve - April 8, 2009
Hmmm...
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
It is amazing what happens when you throw strikes.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Jak!
and he is the youngest looking 30 year old ive ever seen. he looks 12
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Like the reverse Andy Sonasstine?
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Yeah.
You know what I miss? A guy that sweats an uncomfortably high amount. We haven’t had one since Nageotte and that was always entertaining.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
One just got done pitching.
joof - April 8, 2009
Silva is about 4 orders of magnitude below Kaz and Nags on the sweat list.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Is Nags still alive?
He was my favorite player of 04.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I remember an ESPN article from the 2004 preseason
It highlighted Nageotte and Blackley, discussing how they’re the future of the Mariners’ rotation.
And in a way, that article was right.
katal - April 8, 2009
Except when he was sweating, he was also pitching
That wasn’t nearly as much fun to watch.
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Like it ever cost us anything.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
It felt like it did
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Well that was pretty decent
JLC - April 8, 2009
I'm excited to see this dude.
I missed every spring training game on purpose.
Teej - April 8, 2009
Ditto.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
We have another thing in common
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
This one is less surprising given that we spend two months bitching about Spring Training every year.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Do people actually watch ST on TV?
I haven’t watched a non Vegas game since Felix’s debut in 05.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Why is that, saving the moment?
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
I just don't care to watch spring training games.
I try every year, but I’m bored by the fourth inning of the first game.
Teej - April 8, 2009
IbaCedenoez
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Cedeno looked really smooth tracking that down
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Outfield defense.
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Decent.
Goose - April 8, 2009
Works for me.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
I think he's a flyball pitcher
JLC - April 8, 2009
That was quick
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Great job against the meat of the order
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Public school cafeteria-grade meat.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Mmmm, horse.
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Next innings comes the Malk
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Grade F meat doesn't buy it self.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Funny that you mention that...
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Uter was never properly utilized anyway.
Robert - April 8, 2009
The 2006 Eduardo Perez of the Simpsons.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Uter never made me threaten to my parents that I am going to step on the freeway.
Robert - April 8, 2009
How are my bones so brittle? I always drink plenty of... malk?
katal - April 8, 2009
Chief is gonna have to throw someone against the wall!
katal - April 8, 2009
Holy crap!
Flyball to left and I didn’t cringe!
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
I cringed then remembered that our backup shortstop is a better left fielder than last years starting left fielder.
Imagine that.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
And the Phillies are paying that left fielder $10M for 162 games of his defense!
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
I know.
I hope they suffer for their stupidity.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I don't think that should ever come as a surprise
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
3 up and 3 down
Nice job CJ!
Heydude - April 8, 2009
This has to be one of them rookie hazing pranks
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Chris "Ostrich" Jakubauskas
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Look at that smile!
katal - April 8, 2009
okdan - April 8, 2009
.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Looks like they got the photoshop guy from playboy to augment his cheeks.
SFMariner - April 8, 2009
Jakubauskus should steal Silva's rotation spot
ColeFitz88 - April 8, 2009
You can call him Chris
Tony S - April 8, 2009
I enjoy typing his name
ColeFitz88 - April 8, 2009
Whose?
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Jakubauskus
ColeFitz88 - April 8, 2009
Consistently 90-91, and his two curves broke a lot
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I like it
a whole hell of a lot more than I liked the first five innings
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
He doesn't look like suck
abender20 - April 8, 2009
AND HERE COME THE YANKEES!
Goose - April 8, 2009
I hate the yankees
But I also support anything that makes the Orioles sad. Hm.
katal - April 8, 2009
Adam Jones will stop them
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Jones' gonna shine
katal - April 8, 2009
There they go.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Yuni goes hunting for 'Sotans
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Yuni and Full Count together?
forte40 - April 8, 2009
And a hit from that full count.
Odd.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
He did that thing with his arms again when he was running
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Yayyyy Yuni
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
What got into Yuni today?
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Good found its way through the darkness
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Yuni taking pitches
This is hilarious
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
DOIN' THA LITTLE TINGS!
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
Yay for giving away free outs.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Bunting is occassionally acceptable
katal - April 8, 2009
Was that really a good time though?
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Against a lefty, yeah probably
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Well I guess the more you know
the better you are.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I love watching Yuni run. It's just not normal
abender20 - April 8, 2009
More sac bunting
Hooray
JLC - April 8, 2009
I'll actually take a sac bunt from Chavez
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
We see that Waka is a big fan of the bunt and hit-and-run.
Benne - April 8, 2009
As is Rick Rizz
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
...
after 2.5 games?
Matthew - April 8, 2009
What he does with Endy Chavez is hardly indicative of what he does with Major League hitters
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Touche.
Benne - April 8, 2009
"Crain warming up, but more important is who's warming him up."
Gross
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Gabe Gross?
msb - April 8, 2009
Rex Grossman?
Limerickx - April 8, 2009
Grosser Cleveland?
msb - April 8, 2009
Lefty on the mound, is Griffey being PH for?
Benne - April 8, 2009
Obv. no.
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Of course not
Don’t be silly
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
Nope
JLC - April 8, 2009
Guess not.
Benne - April 8, 2009
Crede can blow himself
forte40 - April 8, 2009
I'm not sure if he's that agile
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Very talented.
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Maybe thats why he has back problems
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Ok, enough with the Griffey homer.
Goose - April 8, 2009
No doubt about it
Big Jared - April 8, 2009
They'll talk about it until he hits another.
Unfortunately.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Robert needs to go on another caffeine strike.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
He's a little drunk I bet I can get him do one right now.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I'm pissed that I lost out on such a good story.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Always time to try again.
Who knows, maybe Jr only hits HRs when you abstain from caffeine.
Do you want to be responsible for him never hitting another one?
Matthew - April 8, 2009
I never liked Griffey and I still like Wlad!.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Which would you prefer?
Fellating him over the HR or fellating him over the ground ball to the right side of the infield?
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Can't wait for more of those!
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Nothing new there.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
How's Yuni playing so well?
…are other people gonna start to like him?
yuniform - April 8, 2009
That was nice and predictable
JLC - April 8, 2009
The sinking feeling
has already started about Griffey.
Zwakamatsu - April 8, 2009
No Grifferoics
Big Jared - April 8, 2009
How often will they replay that Griffey K?
Zero times?
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
It never existed
according to them
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
I'm surprised the feed didn't freeze so we didn't see it.
FSN really wants people to think that he’s still good.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Watching a pitcher run the bases with a coat on is always hilarious.
Goose - April 8, 2009
I hate Jose Lopez
Robert - April 8, 2009
Owned.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
K
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I like Chris Jakubauskas
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Jakk attack!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
There go the five guys who've never hit 10 home runs
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Just got here
How is Cedeno looking in the outfield?
Corco - April 8, 2009
Pretty good, actually.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
He caught a ball Ibanez wouldn't have.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
That's what I like to hear
Corco - April 8, 2009
Better than Raul
Big Jared - April 8, 2009
He's out standing in his field.
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
No complaints
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Ok, so Jak's human
Heydude - April 8, 2009
Beltre would've homered
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Beltre would have stayed on his knees and hit that same pitch out.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Maybe it's because he's praying.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Cuddle double
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
Are they going to the bullpen here? WTF I know it's Morneau but....
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
No Doubt About It
forte40 - April 8, 2009
As they would say in Minnesota, "Thyat wyas a gohhhpher ball"
abender20 - April 8, 2009
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What?
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
Kubel has a weird eye twitch.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
pickoff
w00t!
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Bam
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
WHAA!
okdan - April 8, 2009
Eat it!
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Well, um..
nice.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
DAYLIGHT PLAY MOTHERFUCKERS
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
WHO DOES THAT?!?
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
They does that!!!
msb - April 8, 2009
Yahooooo!
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
JAKA
okdan - April 8, 2009
The camera didn't even catch that.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Nose bend would be proud!
Goose - April 8, 2009
Holy shit!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Cuddyer is a moron
JLC - April 8, 2009
BAHAHAHAHA
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Wooooo
BQueezy - April 8, 2009
Jakamatsu'd
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
Rec'd for awesomeness
Malcontent1 - April 8, 2009
SLAM THE DOOR YOU SEXY LONG NAME
Robert - April 8, 2009
Is tomorrows game really at 9:30?
forte40 - April 8, 2009
9:30?!
That doesn’t sound too nice to me.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
10:10 am
drm1125 - April 8, 2009
10:10am I think.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
10:10
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
At 10:10 Raben spasm-ed
Robert - April 8, 2009
10:10
In the 8th.
joof - April 8, 2009
Betancourt put that play on?
You mean he knows what baseball is?
JLC - April 8, 2009
Any word on Ichiro's blood test?
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Drayer said the situation was improving.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
From Baker:
“On to Ichiro, his blood test results are back and the team says he’s improving. The plan is to use him as a DH in an extended spring game tomorrow. He could get as many as 10 ABs in that game, which is common in these things as a rehabbing player can often lead off every inning or be used more than once in a frame. After that, he’ll be re-evaluated.”
ewakio - April 8, 2009
This is encouraging.
Benne - April 8, 2009
Have Ichiro bat every out!
Ghost runners!
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Positive
news
TrashiDawa - April 8, 2009
Blood results were all clear.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Shit, he's filled with water
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Ice water
Decatur - April 8, 2009
dumbass
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
Smells like King Awesome.
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Not
Fuck
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Luck hates Beltre
Malcontent1 - April 8, 2009
Luck doesn't hate him.
Badluck just likes him more.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
He's going to sign with the Angels isn't he?
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
I'd kill him.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
go yard with your muscle, russel
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
muscle, ruscle.
msb - April 8, 2009
Kubel's face was priceless!
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
It looked like Beltre was going to start the year on a hot streak.
Robert - April 8, 2009
He just needs Red.
msb - April 8, 2009
Work that count!
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
2nd time this game he's gone from 0-2 to 3-2.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
I think I like this Branyon fellow.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
3-2 count!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
NICE WALK!
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Whoooooooo
Walk.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
Awesome
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Branyon is like Sexson with out the guilt
Robert - April 8, 2009
So far, yes.
royalcurve - April 8, 2009
I missed this.
Solid.
Teej - April 8, 2009
Great AB
Somebody who can work the count!
BQueezy - April 8, 2009
well worked walk, russ
come on loafie!
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Yay
walks!
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Well that was a fantastic AB by Branyan
JLC - April 8, 2009
A Walk!
Future HOF!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Why wait for the future?
Induct him now.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Wonderful at-bat
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
i hate you i hate you i hate you
Robert - April 8, 2009
Nice AB by Russ
ewakio - April 8, 2009
Swing at that pitch for fuck's sake.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
Somehow I don't think Lopez is going to turn this 0-2 count to a 3-2 count
JLC - April 8, 2009
Grrr.....
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
That was dildos.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
uhhhhhhhhh
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
That makes me a tad sad
Corco - April 8, 2009
Yep, nope, not a strike
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Well that was off the plate
JLC - April 8, 2009
Kenji for the win!
forte40 - April 8, 2009
dont get my hopes up
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
wtf
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
Oh good it's Popups McGee
JLC - April 8, 2009
Ken-Joh will save us
right?
“you want to bet me he pops it up?”
dick.
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
This would be a good time to start not sucking Kenji.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
It really would have been
seattlebruin - April 8, 2009
Kenji doesn't agree
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
Another solid 0-4 day for Kenji
Heydude - April 8, 2009
at least he's consistent
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Johjima...
So glad we locked him up.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Kenji with a clutch out!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Is he capable of doing anything but grounding out
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Popping up.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
popping up?
does that count?
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
piss
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
I'm thinking Nagasaki wasn't quite enough.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I read this comment
Tony S - April 8, 2009
We have a winner
Heydude - April 8, 2009
Yea, not looking good here.
ThundaPC - April 8, 2009
Booooo
ewakio - April 8, 2009
Groundout!
So how soon will these umps be replaced with computers again?
JLC - April 8, 2009
I hate Kenji Johjima
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
That is NOT how you regress to the mean Kenji
Benne - April 8, 2009
We are the worst team in professional sports.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Clippers
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Royals
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Raiders
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Nationals
abender20 - April 8, 2009
No they have Strasburg
katal - April 8, 2009
How long is it going to take for the Lions?
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
See below
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Atlanta Dream
Tony S - April 8, 2009
The Detroit Lions called...
forte40 - April 8, 2009
Seahawks
katal - April 8, 2009
I already made this baiting comment
JLC - April 8, 2009
The Seahawks won the Superbowl
…wait, shit.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Mike Dunleavy takes offense to this comment
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Taking offense would be a good change for him
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Canucks.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
wrong
forte40 - April 8, 2009
We stopped pissing!
Robert - April 8, 2009
No matza for you, Johjima
abender20 - April 8, 2009
clement where are you
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
Clement yet?
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Kenji=Replacement Level?
Or is he worse than that still? Oh well, we know it’s his fault that Silva had trouble tonight, regardless.
Rachmaninoff - April 8, 2009
Kind of hard to tell after 3 games.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
The reason the Twins had success against Carlos Silva is because he sucks
There's your expert analysisseattlebruin - April 8, 2009
Wooooooo Diabetic number 2 on the mound!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
That was a pretty perfect first pitch
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Mark Lowe
Please implode so as to make this loss less painful
JLC - April 8, 2009
Hey a Lowe sighting.
Benne - April 8, 2009
Boy Cedeno looks comfortable
abender20 - April 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA NO WAY ITS A FAT POLL
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Can someone text in "LATE"
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Or maybe a diabetic poll.
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
I think the easiest thing for Morrow to give up are saves.
kentroyals5 - April 8, 2009
Cedeno has a camelesqe mouth.
Robert - April 8, 2009
and a nose from one of my people
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Cedeno looks like a skinny Wlad.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I'm voting for Pizza
Heydude - April 8, 2009
According to the Twins broadcast we have Mark Lowe and not Derek Lowe
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
awww, shucks.
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Hope they used their fact checkers
Because I’m going to take their word for it
JLC - April 8, 2009
I would laugh pretty hard if they made some mention of Derek Lowe not actually signing with us.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
It's sad that the broadcasters have already ran out of things
for fans to vote on.
katal - April 8, 2009
Polls
A way for the broadcast to be annoying without rally fries
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
Lowe's slider is incredibly sexy
Benne - April 8, 2009
Pretty much.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
My vote is for Silva's fat after he dies
forte40 - April 8, 2009
Cedeno
Already better in LF than Ibanez.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
It would be cool to see Morrow again tonight
Tony S - April 8, 2009
diiiiirrrrtttyyy
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
MARK LOWE!
K!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
I'm beginning to think it was just the Arizona air
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
why isnt he closing???
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
Jack Zduriencik asks that question about every pitcher ever
JLC - April 8, 2009
Felix will be next.
Imagine his 100 mph fastball in the closer’s role.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I'm convinced on of us offended Tango years ago.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I'm convinced one of us offended Morrow in the last week.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I blame Graham.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I blame nobody but Morrow fragile pussy.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I wonder if he injects his insulin into it since its clearly the most direct path to his brain.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Diabetics don't inject insulin into their brains
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Maybe if he did we wouldn't be in this situation.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I bet you he does.
Its like a straight pipe shoot to the brain.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
You should teach little children about things for a living
JLC - April 8, 2009
A teacher told me this once.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Robert is welcome to speak at my school at any time of his choosing
katal - April 8, 2009
Deal, screenshotted.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Because he hasn't done a single thing to earn it
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Yeah, we needed Morrow to become a closer and Aumont to become a reliever
Because clearly Lowe can’t handle it
JLC - April 8, 2009
It's because Lowe is diabetic oh wait...
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
He couldn't prove himself during vital spring training
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Holy Fuck Lowe can you stop with the sexy pitches!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
It's the Mutton Chops
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Buhhhhhhhhhhhh he gave up a home run to DENARD FUCKING SPAN?
seattlebruin - April 8, 2009
Hey another closer we can trade
Corco - April 8, 2009
Freak mode
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Dear Carlos Gomez,
Kindly go back to your shanty.
abender20 - April 8, 2009
5 sliders, 5 swinging strikes
SEXY
Benne - April 8, 2009
I'll never forgive Hargrove for ruining Lowe.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Well now, Mark Lowe is amazing tonight.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
MARKK FUCKING LOWE!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Jesus Lowe looked really filthy.
Zwakamatsu - April 8, 2009
Mark Lowe just threw the best inning of his life
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
And just think, if it wasn't for Morrow, Lowe would've come in last night and shut the door.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Or blown it terribly
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
And that would have been a two-run homerun!
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Jesus Christ, Mark.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
SEX ME
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Welcome to Sexytropolis, population Mark Lowe
Nick S - April 8, 2009
Its the chops dammit!
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Morrow better start warming up, it's on
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Why isn't this guy closing!
MARKKY MARKK LOWE!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
What the hell was that
And why didn’t we see it last night when the bases were loaded
>:(
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
7 swinging strikes. Amazing.
Benne - April 8, 2009
More than Silva will have for the month of April
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
Hopefully because he's cut.
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
God he threw 10 pitches!
That’s a 70%SwiStrike rate!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
well we would have won yesterday if it weren't for Brandon
and his epipheny after JJ was traded. :((((
marinerdan - April 8, 2009
Clearly this is JJ's fault.
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Cialis ad after Mark Lowe's half inning.
Coincidence or foresight?
James F'n X - April 8, 2009
Very poor product placement.
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Gameday says Lowe's outpitch is his 4-seam fastball.
Gonna need to update that one folks.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
rally fries?
Mariners116 - April 8, 2009
you go to hell, you go to hell and you die!
forte40 - April 8, 2009
Lets go MARINERS!
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
So if Lowe blows up and locks down the closer role, does shitbird go back and try being a starter?
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
Morrow is not becoming a starter ever again ever
JLC - April 8, 2009
Three weeks ago we said
Morrow is not becoming a reliever again ever
Corco - April 8, 2009
This isn't a very good argument
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I know but I've been in class for 12 hours today and I'm tired
Corco - April 8, 2009
I know class always made me stupider too
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I was really pinning some hope on him nailing down his curveball. Switching to the bullpen didn't really cross my mind.
Fuck
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
blow it joe
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Come onnnnn M's
okdan - April 8, 2009
Your lose.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Cedeno-Yuni-Chavez
This has rally written all over it.
Goose - April 8, 2009
Buzz kill
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Oh I'm feeling it right now!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Nathan is pretty ok
abender20 - April 8, 2009
suck nathan suck.
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
If you work a count I will hump the object of your choosing.
Robert - April 8, 2009
What would he get out of that
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Yuni could choose himself
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Perhaps he has a enemy,
Robert - April 8, 2009
Object
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
People are not objects
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Except women
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
And diabetics.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Same thing.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Almost had him
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Losing by one run falls right next to genocide and the mall on my list of things I hate
katal - April 8, 2009
Two games in a row, too.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Perhaps if thing one happens you should combine things two and three.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Going to the mall on account of genocide is a great decision
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Less traffic.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Well the Serbians are dead and I could really go for an Orange Julius
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Orange Julius always tastes great for the first 33%, then okay for the next 33%, then terribly for the final 33%
Matthew - April 8, 2009
That corresponds neatly to various parts of your body shutting down
abender20 - April 8, 2009
Tons of free things if its a good genocide.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
I'm going to buy a shirt to show everyone that I don't like what's going on in Darfur
katal - April 8, 2009
Hopefully you can get it somewhere besides the mall because then you'd have to buy two shirts.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Damn...
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
Please pull a Morrow, Nathan.
Benne - April 8, 2009
Someone needs to tell Nathan that relievers are unpredictable and that lights out closers can turn to suck any time.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Is Morrow watching?
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Armchair Coaching
You should have pinch hit and put Balentien in!!
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Cede-noooo
Nick S - April 8, 2009
Cedeno overmatched against Joe Nathan?
JLC - April 8, 2009
Nathan is good
still…that trade was a freaking steal
marinerdan - April 8, 2009
What sucks is knowing that the Bedard trade was the modern version of the Nathan deal
katal - April 8, 2009
Everybody move in!
forte40 - April 8, 2009
Endy... Endy....
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
Endy FB
okdan - April 8, 2009
Time for Endy Magic. Feeling it?
Benne - April 8, 2009
Endy goes deep?
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Interesting swing
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
BUNT BUNT BUNT
JLC - April 8, 2009
Steal first!
okdan - April 8, 2009
Ahhh if this was Riggles Tuglet would be in right now.
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Span needs to rob Endy of a homer right here
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I'm increasingly convinced you don't like the Mariners anymore.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
I just want to be entertained and I know these fuckers won't do it on their own
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Torii Hunter wasn't entertaining.
>:(
Matthew - April 8, 2009
In hindsight it was
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
It would have meant one less save for Rodriguez.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
That would be hilarious if I wasn't a Mariner fan
JLC - April 8, 2009
WALK HIM PLEASE
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
Morrow warming up!?
okdan - April 8, 2009
Morrow wearing a twins uniform and a goatee?
Decatur - April 8, 2009
Morrow sighting!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
o dam
its the 9th with two outs and were losing
where have i been?
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
Not at typing school apparently.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
TAKE
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
TAKE
kentroyals5 - April 8, 2009
What is Morrow doing?
He can’t blow a game that we already lost.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
YAY.....
Walk right here.
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
NOT A FUCKING STRIKE!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Looked pretty good from here.
I’ll let Gameday change my mind, but it looked like a strike.
Teej - April 8, 2009
Strike?
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
It was real close on Gameday
mlbnotebook - April 8, 2009
Fuck balls
okdan - April 8, 2009
Borderline strike.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Endy did the Yuni thing with his arms too
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
walk?
Robert - April 8, 2009
This is an underrated comment
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I'm so overrated that I'm underrated.
Robert - April 8, 2009
thunderfucked :(
Robert - April 8, 2009
DAMN
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
At least we've kept it close
Corco - April 8, 2009
gg
Mariner Melee - April 8, 2009
Shit on my nuts
Zwakamatsu - April 8, 2009
Fuck Carlos Silva.
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
We'll never see .500 again.
Kirk - April 8, 2009
IT
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
Lame
Goose - April 8, 2009
DAMN IT THIS IS ICHIRO!'s FAULT!!!!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
thats it
im blame ichiro
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
Capitalize and use real words.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
and i get a warning
for not capitalizing
or using proper grammer?
whatever, i dont even care anymore
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
Check this out:
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/7/826101/a-new-season-the-same-old-rules
Teej - April 8, 2009
Those are the guidelines that everyone here adheres to.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
my bad
i didnt even know that existed
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
Second warning.
This is your last.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
I am terribly sorry
Kind Sir
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNNNN
Teej - April 8, 2009
I would post a frowny face
But i don’t think that’s allowed
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
I know, right? Nazis around here.
My suggestion is that you keep typing like an 8-year-old while openly mocking the guys who run the site. You are sure to eventually win this battle.
Teej - April 8, 2009
Let me help you a little bit
I’ll explain this whole crazy Lookout Landing thing in a way you might understand it.
What’s the first thing you do when you buy something new? You read the manual most of the time so you understand what’s going on and how the object functions. This site is no different. If you decide not to read the “manual” for this site, you WILL be chastised for it. I suggest you do your reading.
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
Instruction manuals are for pussies.
Just like asking for directions and capitalizing proper nouns.
Teej - April 8, 2009
I've personally never read one either
However funny it may be to watch this kid crash and burn, I’m only trying to put it in a way he MAY understand it. Bear with me here Teej
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
Ever since I went the wrong way on a one way street...
I will always fall under that category. Very unfair.
Slica - April 8, 2009
To be clear,
I think instructional manuals are for people who want to do things right, asking for directions is often helpful and capitalizing proper nouns is crucial for anyone over the age of 7 wishing to be taken seriously.
Teej - April 8, 2009
I didn't even know there was a manual
Could you change that so people later don’t make the same stupid mistake I just did
And I am sorry if it seemed like i was mocking him. I wasn’t meaning to.
And also, I’ve typed this same way on this site for the past year and I’ve never been called on it before.
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
Behold the long dick of the mods
Prepare to get fucked by it for violating rules
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
and try saying please
Fireball309 - April 8, 2009
JI - April 8, 2009
Subject line.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
I am terribly sorry
Kind Sir
JI - April 8, 2009
Fuck you my friend died because of the social elite.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Who are you kidding?
You never had any friends
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
I did!
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008582093_shooting02m0.html
Robert - April 8, 2009
How is the social elite part of this?
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
Fucking Silva
okdan - April 8, 2009
Great
Another one run loss. This is a fantastic start to the season
JLC - April 8, 2009
Shit
Big Jared - April 8, 2009
Boo
ewakio - April 8, 2009
I can't wait to see who we get for Beltre and Bedard
katal - April 8, 2009
This.
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
Barry Zito and Edgar Renteria.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Those aren't relievers
JLC - April 8, 2009
You posted this before I had the chance to
katal - April 8, 2009
Maybe Z has a lego spaceship he is trying to build and his mom only gives him one lego after each reliever that he signs. We couldn't fault him for that.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Not yet they aren't
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Finally, we can do what the Giants will not!
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Carlos Silva has a flabby buttocks
Good night
Tony S - April 8, 2009
Carlos Silva is secretly still a member of the Twins.
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
Punish Silva
Ban him from the buffet line for the next two hours, don’t let him eat his emotions.
forte40 - April 8, 2009
At least we got Washburn tomorrow!
Oh dammit
Gihyou - April 8, 2009
I love this team a lot already..but fuck I feel it'll just always be the same. False hope.
kentroyals5 - April 8, 2009
The team can't overcome the fact the other teams get batting practice for 5 innings
Rudy4three - April 8, 2009
Phooey
Benne - April 8, 2009
Some positives from this one. The two relievers looked really good. Team battled back a couple
I can live with this one. Just all about Silva being terrible yet again. Lots of promising stuff otherwise in my opinionRudy4three - April 8, 2009
washburninator tomorrow
that should be fun….
deacvision7 - April 8, 2009
Capitalize please.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
Golly, tuesday is going to be fun.
msb - April 8, 2009
I feel better about this one.
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
Fucking SilvaSHIT
MERDE.
Rachmaninoff - April 8, 2009
Already looking forward to RRS!
forte40 - April 8, 2009
Stupid .500 glass window
Robert - April 8, 2009
God I hope we're not starting Griffey in the OF while Washburn and RR-S is starting.
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
Griffey is supposed to get off tomorrow
Rudy4three - April 8, 2009
Gross
okdan - April 8, 2009
Take away the losses and we aren't terrible
Robert - April 8, 2009
So the MLB.tv DVR features work in IE but not in FF
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
They work for me.
Goose - April 8, 2009
Works fine for me.
Robert - April 8, 2009
I haven't played around with it too much, but it has worked fine in my Firefox today.
Teej - April 8, 2009
You guys are fags
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
I hope we can win tomorrow, i dont want this team to get mentally defeated so quickley into the new yr
Rudy4three - April 8, 2009
The word is spelled year.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
and quickly
katal - April 8, 2009
And Brandon Morrow
Wilder. - April 8, 2009
One game under .500 for the first time since 2008!
Matthew - April 8, 2009
The Mariners are 0-0 in games they haven't trailed by more then 10 in.
Robert - April 8, 2009
Honestly, I was impressed by how they kept coming back, even though SIlva kept giving it back.
okdan - April 8, 2009
For some reason I'm
quite confident of a win tomorrow. No idea why, just a feeling.
marinerdan - April 8, 2009
I'm not.
katal - April 8, 2009
Why not with our OF defense it'll make Washburn look like a Cy Young pitcher!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
I guess you haven't been introduced to Jarrod Washburn yet
seattlebruin - April 8, 2009
It's kinda fun seeing all the new guys around here
The optimism is refreshing!
seattlesundevil - April 8, 2009
Fuck it either way, I love morning games.
Steak, eggs, monster pot of fresh coffee.
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
Until the loss ruins your entire day instead of just your entire night..
For me anyways
seattlesundevil - April 8, 2009
Steak and eggs! Can't go wrong from there, unless I burn the steak I guess.
Kermit. - April 8, 2009
The rest of the team was pretty good.
Silva aside. Oh well. Perhaps he will have hungry enough to fill him self up with the zeal of a champion for his next game.
Really, though, the rest of the team looked good. Props to Yuni for taking some balls!
Rachmaninoff - April 8, 2009
I just hope we can lead by a good margin.
No more 1 run games.
C-Nage - April 8, 2009
With this offense?
Lucky we scored 5 the last two games
cwel87 - April 8, 2009
This one's new
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
It appears to be rainin' men.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Would so much better if it was Guttierez
JI - April 8, 2009
Since he appears to be awesome I've decided his rampant homosexuality is an enormous point in his favor.
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Agreed.
JI - April 8, 2009
The fact that he was a teammates with a Japanese gay porn star is also a point in his favor.
JI - April 8, 2009
They should have done a movie called Fusion Cuisine
Aaron Campeau - April 8, 2009
Absolutely.
Teej - April 8, 2009
Hahahahaha!
Slurvey - April 8, 2009
I need to find footage of his trex arms
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jeff Sullivan - April 8, 2009
Are the archives up?
JI - April 8, 2009
I have a kid that I coach who runs like that
We called him the raptor because of it
Fuzz - April 8, 2009
Following the Mets play by play..
- JJ Putz relieves Sean Green
-Willy Taveres triples to Jeremy Reed
Rudy4three - April 8, 2009
Rodriguez imitating Morrow.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
And Alex Gonzalez bails him out by being Alex Gonzalez.
Matthew - April 8, 2009
hey! that reminds me-- free Extra Innings ....
msb - April 8, 2009
Ahhhhhhh ..... Vin Scully.
msb - April 8, 2009
Something tells me we lost
JI - April 8, 2009
And the failure was much less spectacular.
Teej - April 8, 2009
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