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The World's Most Uncomfortable Hug

 

 

 

 

 

Johnson: I knew you could do it, man, I just knew you could do it. C'mere you!
Morrow: dude
Morow: dude what are you doing

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If I didn't know any better

I’d swear Johnson was a vampire moving in for the kill. Does artificial light count as daylight? Because that would rule out vampirism.

Remember when Blade fought Decon Frost in the temple?

That was lit by artificial light. As I understand it, it’s not the entire spectrum of light, but ultra-violet light that harms vampires.

Check out the vampire expert over here....
You know THAT dude owns a few silver bullets

and I’m not talkin about Coors amirite?

30 Days of Night confirms this.

The chick vampire got burned by the UV grow lamps.

Speaking of UV...

That’s the spectrum the Predator used to find and kill Gary Busey. It’s all connected.

Busey approves!

My God.
That's going to fucking haunt me for days.
This is a fucking abomination and I would like to see it burned.
Busey scares the crap out of me.
It's more the fact that Orson Welles has been replaced.
I honestly don't even know what that is from.
Citizen Kane
Crap, it is!

I thought it was just some random (real) image of Busey clapping, not something that wa shopped.

Busey's son

is pretty much next door neighbors to my parents in Lake Havasu, and I got to meet him a couple years ago. Talk about a nut job.

I was stunned when I happened upon it somewhere else,

given that the applauding man gif shows up here occasionally. That someone Buseyfied it is amazing.

This should not exist.
I don't know what your guys' problem is.

I think this is awesome!

Maybe I shouldn't, but I do too.
Dude you need to brush up your vampire mythology

here’s a book to help you out

Do your commision checks come weekly or monthly?
commission*
Daily, motherfucker
He gives the book out for free so I doubt he's making money.
It's only to start the obsession
Perhaps you make money on the films.
The film was the best thing ever

seriously. I watched it by myself. I did not stop laughing for four hours.

At Vampire baseball I nearly died from laughter.
Yes yes yessssss

though at that point I had already been laughing at Kristen Stewart’s “acting” for the whole movie and Rob Pattinson’s fake accent, so I was already in hysterics

The best thing about that whole movie

is that you can go through and explain line by line why it sucked (I’ve been to Port Angeles, it’s sunny! - So they glitter in the sunlight, so fucking what? - So she’s 17 and he’s 100? — He’s too good for the girls? that’s why he doesn’t date? suuuuuure — He’s not hot: he’s wearing lipstick and how long do you think it takes to do his hair?: he’s a gay. — If the vampires have super speed and can run faster than cars, why do they chase each other in cars? — Why are these two people in love? they have no common interests, they don’t make each other laugh, and they sure as hell don’t fuck — Stay with your boyfriend even though he breaks into your room to watch you sleep, and threatens to kill you, yeah that’s a good message to send. — Exactly why does she need to hurt her father again? — Oh they end up at prom? BARF — Why exactly do they need to attend high school? etc) to people who liked the movie and they will refuse to acknowledge they they liked it solely because “OMG they’re so hawt”

Someone needs to be like NOLA and finish all four books
they sure as hell don’t fuck
I only saw the movie

I cannot fairly rip on the books without having read them, although I am 99% sure they are of poor quality.

Poor amazing quality
If I were in Seattle we'd need to have LL: Bookclub
sb isn't.

We use facebook.

Not the same
It isn't because the author is...

…oh yeah, that one rule about no…right.

I have now finished all four books.
Thoughts?
I haven't seen any of the movies, but now I have to.

I hated almost every character in those books but couldn’t stop reading. Incredible. Next time I have a long plane ride I’m sure I’ll read at least one of them again.

I hated almost every character in those books but couldn’t stop reading. Incredible.

Heh

It's true
There are quite a few very good characters
By quite a few, I mean like four
Hi, Jacob!
Jacob alternated between awesome and creepier than Edward
I can think of two.

Alice and Jacob.
Although still creeped a bit by Jacob.

You people are all 12.
Ew. Boy germs.
Don't get that on your pink Keds!
Seth, dammit

and I don’t care what thewyrm says, I loved Esme

Oh yes, Seth.

I’ll give Seth.

But hearing Renemee or whatever it was spoken over and over in the 4th movie is going to be hysterical.

LIke I posted on your FB wall

the movies fill me with an excitement like no other because if the first one was that unintentionally hilarious, I cannot imagine what will happen in 2 and 3, and especially Breaking Dawn.

At least 50% of the scenes are not PG-13 at all, and yet they’re critical to the storyline. That is going to be one fucking amazing movie. I hope Kristen Stewart doesn’t learn to act between now and then though…

I don't know how I got past them describing Edward's skin for 300 pages per book.

I GET IT IT’S FUCKING COLD AND HARD AND SPARKLES IN THE LIGHT FUCK!

So I always wondered in Twilight if Vampire’s blood was like venom I tough all their bodily fluids would be as well if you catch my drift…

Absoutely agree about his goddamn skin.
And it's so fun to kiss someone made of stone
I read all 4 let's just say it was... interesting...
What I don't get is Stephenie Meyer's thing for having A LOT older guys hook up with A LOT younger girls...

Edawrd(100+ Years old) <→ Bella (18)
Jacob(17) <→ Esmerenee (FUCKING 4 MONTHS OLD)

Quil and Claire too
I read an article on slate about Twilight

that explained that the chick in the books is so boring and mundane because it makes it easier for female readers to replace her character with themselves.

I thought it was so that we could all fulfill our fantasies of feeling boring yet having multiple men obssessed with us
It's exhausting.
Hahahaha

You took the words right out of my mouth.

She was not horrible in Into the Wild
Holy crap, she was in that?

Loved that movie, but every time I’ve seen her doing press for Twilight she’s been odious.

The first hit is always free
I'm nothing short of brilliant
Everything I need to know about vampire mythology I learned from tthis young lady

Yes yes yes
To be fair she's not a girl

but she has been 12 for a long time.

Rec'd

just cause it was a pretty fucking good movie.

Pretty good is a dramatic understatement my friend.
Eh.
It was a genre redefining film.

The next generation of great horror auteurs will name check LTROI like crazy.

Not with the crappy english subtitle planned for the DVD release

I’ve heard they take the soul out of that movie and replace with something not at all threatening in anyway.

Vampire Rules seem to change

from mythos to mythos.

That seems odd, considering that Vampires are real and are rigorously studied by scientists
This subthread makes me think it's last June
Going seamlessly off topic is a talent
I suppose in your guys' defense there wasn't really a topic aside from awkward hugs
Yes, it's not like it's a real baseball thread, but point taken.
You should know better then to take a real thread offtopic

I am disappointed in you.

This off topic shit is becoming well... shit
I like how Johnson appears about to give Morrow a hickie
ManHug!

C’mon!!

It's amazing that this doesn't involve Guttierez
He's watching
*filming
He produces now too?

Man that guy is talented.

Johnson: Look I told you buddie it's only gay if the balls touch.

Morrow: Are you sure?
Guttierez:Yep.

Dude. Dude? Dude...

DUDE!!!!!!!!!

That hug would be infused with more manliness...

…if the Mariners had a British Racing Green alternate jersey. I’m just saying.

Umm... What?!?
Dude

Don’t tell me an away top in this colour wouldn’t scare opposing teams into submission while providing lucrative merchandising opportunities.

I love the color,

I just have no idea what it has to do with the M’s.

M's logo

The compass is colored in silver (representing technology) and forest green (representing the North West’s environment). Technically the A’s already employ forest green though, hence BRG.

I'm guessing you'd be a fan of neon green jerseys for the Seahawks as well then?
What kind of a monster would support that?
Myself and Robert for starters.
You take that back.
It's a very exciting color
It's an accent color, not a primary.
This Robert too
You take that back too.
Never

The Seahawks will now be able to permanently blind their opponents. “Not such hot shit now are you Big Ben? What’s that? Can’t see your receiver? WELL TOO FUCKING BAD!”

All that from a retina-searing uniform. You’re welcome

It's used more than the green is on the M's.

If you’re talking about making trim colors into alternate jerseys, that would be a logical progression (although I agree it would be hideous).

I still like Ricky's, though

Sorry, that was way too big.

[That’s what she said]…How do I make an image like that smaller?

Put the width you want where I put the italics in the picture HTML

<img src=“http://blahblah”width=x pixels/>

Got it.


Thanks.

Now it's tiny.
TWSS violation.
Got it.

Won’t happen again.

Come here, is baby Mac hunrgy?
Rickey says you need to put Rickey down right now.
Why the fuck hasn't JI giffed that play yet?
I just saw Gutierrez's catch.

WOW! That is some kind of awesome.

Where did you find it?
Saw it on SportsCenter.

The guy ran, what seemed like, 25 meters and then laid out to catch it inches from the turf.

I can't wait to get home and see a replay or highlights.
I missed this play.

http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290409109

That's the one. I'm still in awe.
Wow.

Just wow. To bad Lopez wasn’t anywhere near the bag on that double play though.

Washburn quote

“I gave him a big hug,” Washburn said. “I’ll probably give him another one.”

(referring to Gutierrez and his defense)

Lots of hugging in the M's clubhouse...hmmmm...
Hugging AND kissing.
:o
WHERE DO I BUY TICKETS TO THE MARINERS HUGGING AND KISSING SHOW, PLZ?
Holy monkey balls

That’s awesome

One of the best catches I've ever seen.

I’ve seen OFers dive and catch before, but this takes the cake because he had to run quite a ways to get to it.

That bastard better bring my cake back.
Good luck catching up with him

and by the time you do he will have eaten your delicious cake.

I'm just surprised Johnson isn't afraid of contracting diabetes.
Yea, too close for beta cells' comfort.
From the Yahoo! postgame write-up, the inevitable happened:
Sprinkling a brand new sinker in with his usual assortment of offspeed pitches, Washburn kept a Twins team that had six extra-base hits on Wednesday night completely off balance. Morneau nearly swung out of his shoes while ripping at a 65-mph slow slider for strike three to lead off the second inning.
I read that as "brand new stinker"
The Original "Death to Flying Things": Bob Ferguson

Interesting: Bob Ferguson, who played for the New York Mutuals, the Brooklyn Atlantics, the Hartford Dark Blues, and the Troy Trojans, among others, during his 1871-1884 career, is the original bearer of the name “Death to Flying Things.” I think it’s kind of cool they came up with this nickname almost thirty years before airplanes began flying. Wasn’t Dave Neihaus the first guy to call Gutierrez by that nickname? If so, insert old age joke here. But I think Gutierrez will do Bob Ferguson proud.

And if the name “Bob Ferguson” sounds familiar, that’s because one Bob Ferguson is a King County councilman today.

Death[s] to Flying Things:


h/t Deanna

The top picture is quite possibly the best thing to ever be on the internet.
It terrifies me.
Those sunken eyes... protruding cheekbones, who is that?

lurch adams Pictures, Images and Photos

Just me? No?

Elvis T. Frankenkirk agrees.

It makes me feel rapey!
And...life goal erased
As far as I'm concerned, Franklin Gutierrez is DFT from now on.
I like "El Muerta" as well...
Hell, maybe CF at Safeco can be "The Valley of Death"

Like RF is “Area 51.”

Most uncomfortable hug?

Hmmm.

Nah, it’s too soon…

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