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Can We Get a Mulligan On This Week?

Jesus this team cannot hit righties at all. Yay we won somehow.

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I trust that Jack Z and Co are all too aware of this teams deficiencies, being that, are they just looking for the right players to try to deal for? They have to know who needs to be expunged from this roster. How long must the fans suffer through this abortion of a middle infield?

Maybe we shoud call up some LHB from AAA? Say, one with power potential? Who could maybe play instead of a big black hole in our lineup?
Black holes everywhere

will not take kindly to being compared to Rob Johnson.

Denny! Denny!
Although he's in AA
Que?

Denny Almonte is in intermediate-A. He also struck out in more than half of his at-bats this past week.

Pick Carp, or Saunders, hell, pick LaHair. It’s a shame we just have few places to play any of them. We need a LH or SH middle infielder, badly

Hey... that's uncalled for!

You should never out someone that’s in AA. That’s their business and theirs alone.

I'm Greg Halman, and I'm a Hackaholic.

“HI GREG HALMAN!”

Brilliant, oh that's a pretty good one
Bravo.
So, you're saying the Mariners should take up golfing?

I imagine that’s pretty likely to happen in October, at this rate.

APART FROM JUNIOR
Although that was a lefty which seriously wtf
Good time for a dead thread
Unless of course this was not a game thread

in which case I retract my statement.

I retract my statement.
On the plus side, Batista is in line for his 2nd win of the year.
Yuni's BABIP is extremely predictive.

Yuni’s BABIP = Yuni’s OBP.

Carlos Gomez...
GRIFFEY GRIFFEY GRIFFEY
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS MAKE ANOTHER FRONT PAGE POST
How come Bedard was pulled so early?

He isn’t hurt is he?

110 pitches through 4.7
EVERYBODY BACK ON THE BOAT AHAHHHAHAHAHA
SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIF THAT QUICK.
I'M HERE DON'T WORRY

Usually I expect better from this site

a rare miss

Griffey's now OPSing .729.

Good to see he’s decided to stop being a black hole.

Bill Krueger: "That tape needs to be sent to the head of umpiring, that was terrible umpiring."

At least someone has the balls to call out a shitty ump.

THAT MORON DOES SOMETHING USEFUL??!
I like Bill Kreuger kind of
Yeah, his analysis is pretty sucky but he's not afraid to call people out.
While I was listening to the game on the radio on my way to work, Dave came across with this call

“And that’s at the knees for strike….pardon me that’s ball. Yeah know…I use alot of pardon me’s with this man behind the dish.”

Is he talking about the ninth?
But I thought our season was over?
It is, this was just a fun way to go out.
Well that was fun.
Fun Mariners Fact:

Yuniesky Betancourt has hit an absurd 37.2% infield flies, second worst in the majors. Despite these 37.2% automatic outs, his BABIP is .296. His .286 OBP is actually better than he deserves.

ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

How is Rob Johnson still on this team? Come. On.

Like Kevin Garnett
Who is joining the rotation in place of Silva?
Vargas
What are the chances

that the M’s run out a rotation of 4 lefties when RR-S returns?

Higher than JR Rider
Seems likely actually
RR-S is about 3 weeks away from returning.

It seems rather unlikely to still have Vargas in the rotation at that point and have RR-S take a spot from a righty.

Or RRS could just go to the bullpen
If we could just get rid of that ass clown Felix

we could have an all lefty lineup.
Bedard
Washburn
Hyphen
Vargas
Olson
That would be so fricken sexomatic.

That's generally what's called a rotation
It would also be the opposite of sexomatic.
Left handedness always equals sexomatic.
5 lefties seems like it would be easy to combat

in playoff. And what about Felix? He is always sexomatic.

This man does speak an unlimited a unlimited amount of truth here
I didn't say Felix wasn't sexomatic.

Just that left handedness is grounds enough for being sexomatic.

So would you say Jarrod Washburn is sexomatic?
Sure. I'm sure that one underage girl would back me up.
It'll be so nice if Jason Vargas does well.

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