Yes, I got the warning box once ... it was disturbing.
I think it was for being a LL poser and not actually knowing wtf i’m talking about … but at least I have a lot of fun here. And most of you make me laugh.
But I know what you mean. My girlfriend listens to Taylor Swift Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley and all that other country shit. It’s basically like pop music but with a few twangs here and there.
This is the part where LSBers come over to see what we think about that play so I'll go on record as saying that Elvis Andrus eats pillows for breakfast lunch and dinner
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YES, K!
Okay now just get Blalock and Byrd please
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
We need a DP right now.
Get out of the inning.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Aardvark is clutch
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Something other than a fastball please.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
But... but, if it's working, why do anything different?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I have bad news
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Your good news is usually bad, so I don't want your bad news.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
So much for slow threads, huh?
section331 - May 13, 2009
I'm here now!
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I'm still new but am I correct in guessing that your return signals bad news for the Mariner?
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
I would argue that Graham's thesis 15-10 recap was worse
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Indeed, that pretty much doomed us.
I have various theories regarding the method and location of where I listen/watch games. It’s complicated … but I’m sure I could find a pattern.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
I find that when I watch a game sitting directly between the mound and home plate Branyan tends to strike out less often and I get bruises on my back
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
We won a bunch of the games that time you missed to go watch the Stanley Cup finals.
Robert - May 13, 2009
You're the idiots stuck watching my team
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I need something to keep me occupied till training camp.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Aardsma was advertised to me as throwing harder
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
The faces of pedophilia: Wisconsin
abender20 - May 13, 2009
It puts the lotion in the basket!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I would totally let that guy watch my kids
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
He'd let them watch, too.
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I just learned an important lesson: never get involved if you're not prepared to go all the way with it.
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
This is why you don't take the candy in the first place.
abender20 - May 13, 2009
His hat is little
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Perhaps it is a child's hat
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Perhaps its my child's hat.
That’s why he was crying…
Kirk - May 13, 2009
His head is just enormous
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Is that Bruce Bochy?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
MAN!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC.
Have a seat right there.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Sorry, wrong reply button, this should be above.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
What do you have to say for yourself?
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
I meant to put this above.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Scared the fuck out of me
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Gutierrez sure does get a good read on balls.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Too easy.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
That's the joke!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Oh, I get it.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I guess those weren't WMDs after all
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Huh
When’s Kelley coming back?
Omerta - May 13, 2009
If only Chad Cordero was here
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
I love my fastballs at 87
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
So does the Texas lineup.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Good job Gutzie.
Man he is probably my favorite defensive player on the team.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
Which is handy since he's the best defensive player on the team.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I prefer Johnson.
His defensive prowess is amazing.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Second that.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Fuck when he does throw offspeed they're terrible
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
That pitch should've been belted
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
3-1 fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
ESCAPED!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Right on, he got out of it.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
THANK GOD
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Sigh of relief
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
That was a frightening half inning.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
HA
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
The Rangers should be ashamed of themselves
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
HEART ATTACK SANDWICH AARDSMA
Omerta - May 13, 2009
I keep waiting for Jose to get distracted by a butterfly while he's waiting for a popup.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
He's not Yuni.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Prove it.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
They were on the same field at the same time yesterday.
Unless they’re clones…
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Perhaps Jose is a photocopy and the toner was low.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Rack it up
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Perhaps.
Can you photocopy human beings though? If so I want one of Branyan.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
I would photocopy Felix and have him go to cheaper bars and be more approachable
Robert - May 13, 2009
Then he would be Freddie Garcia, not so hot now huh?
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
You asked
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I was looking for that...
…I remember it being…faster, though.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
That was JI's
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Everything with those two is slower now.
CapSea - May 13, 2009
Annnnd thanks Aardsma and goodnight.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
We have less hits
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
What else is new?
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Another heroic effort from Cariac Aardsma.
Benne - May 13, 2009
^Cardiac
Benne - May 13, 2009
Score runs please
Can’t take much more of this
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Since when does this site have popup adds?
InSpokane - May 13, 2009
I have never seen one
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
I'm guessing it's not this site.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Pop up ads only for people who live/have lived in Spokane.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
It doesn't
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
The only pop-ups ads we have to my knowledge are the kind that ban you
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Warnings.
I get them all the time for living my life.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Yes, I got the warning box once ... it was disturbing.
I think it was for being a LL poser and not actually knowing wtf i’m talking about … but at least I have a lot of fun here. And most of you make me laugh.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
Matthew can be fun too.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Matthew hates new people.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
There's one two many word.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Four. There are four words
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
No I'm the one that hates change.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Jesus Jones I am bad at everything tonight.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Just ignoramuses
abender20 - May 13, 2009
So pretty much me on all counts. OK enough of this ... back to the game.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
I get them for things that have nothing to do with this website.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
He's my modding training wheels.
Robert - May 13, 2009
It must've come over from another site.
To my knowledge I have never done anything ban worthy.
InSpokane - May 13, 2009
You'd know if it were one of those
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Is there someone warming up in the pen right now?
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
Wait we're still tied?
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
GUARDADO TIME!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Time for some small ball please.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
I'd prefer home runs.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
For whatever reason my brain thinks of Aardsma as invincible.
Robert - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY!!!
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Ichiro!!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Ichiro!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
ICHIRO
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
False hope!
Benne - May 13, 2009
I'm setting the over/under on amount of hits for Ichiro! at 197.5
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I love half hits.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Loafie bunt nooooooooo
BrianL - May 13, 2009
This is just stupid.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
I'd like to see Gutz here.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
I just tuned into the game
How has our plate dicipline been tonight?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
We saw 24 pitches in the second inning.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Guardado this is exactly the kind of situation I always wanted to see you in.
Facing the Mariners.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Belt one you Mexican.
russak - May 13, 2009
Wrong country.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Mexico is a continent silly
Bearskin Rugburn - May 13, 2009
Buh?
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Yeah.
Buh?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Mexico is a temp agency.
CapSea - May 13, 2009
Sweet bunt in front of a lefty
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Holy shit Lopez didn't even pretend to run.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I did in fact have that ready to go to.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Are you there Wak? It's me Yuni
abender20 - May 13, 2009
What the fuck? Why did he bunt that then just stand there?
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Holy shit Lopez didn't even pretend to run.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Wak Ball!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Loafie was so surprised he got the bunt down he forgot to run.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
His nickname has never been more accurate.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Well, that was a bunch of what....
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
That it was.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
What would davidcameron say of that bunt?
Besides the fact that Lopez is a fucking idiot and just stood there.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
The WE decreased .22%.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I'm guessing... 3-2 count, then weak grounder to first base.
CapSea - May 13, 2009
You were close, he struck out on a pitch right down the middle on a 2-2 count in an important situation
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
ARGH THAT WAS THE PITCH GRIF
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
God damn it
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Worst Griffey ever
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
WHY ARE YOU SO BAD?
Robert - May 13, 2009
IT WASNT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS :(
Robert - May 13, 2009
But he's ending it like this as a MARINER!!!!!!@
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Who wants to contact the FBI with death threats on him?
Robert - May 13, 2009
Two Ks and two weak grounders to first.
GRIFFEY!
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Beltre is due.
russak - May 13, 2009
No he's not
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Seriously, he hasn't hit a homerun in FOREVER!!!
CapSea - May 13, 2009
SO LONG.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
What the fuck is up with the no PH policy?
I’m not just talking about this, either. But WTF?
Bearskin Rugburn - May 13, 2009
Who do you bring in? And for who?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Sweeney
Bearskin Rugburn - May 13, 2009
The faces of pedophilia: Gettin' hyphy
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Hey good looking.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
I do believe I saw that face underneath the I-5 bridge on Ravenna Bvld this morning
I was purchasing some crack for Josh Hamilton.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
I wonder how long Griffey actually gave a shit about Plane Stewart
Robert - May 13, 2009
I made a accidental clever!
Robert - May 13, 2009
Swung at a pitch out?
CapSea - May 13, 2009
Seems like something Beltre would do.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Good golly Miss Molly we're in trouble
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Fuck submarine pitchers
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Yep we're losing this game
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
NO! Do not give up. It's an exciting game! Come on now!
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
That was great
I hate our fucking team
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Beltre, don't be our stupidest out tonight.
too late.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
That was not predictable at all.
Crystal for DH - May 13, 2009
Hackfest
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Still fucking pressing. Goddammit Beltre
Benne - May 13, 2009
Even good Beltre is probably fucked in that situation
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Nice job Beltre.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
I will say that Aardsma throws more strikes than balls this inning
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Why stop there?
Robert - May 13, 2009
Please, show me what you mean
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
I'm curious as well.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
I'm just saying that their are more exciting things you could be betting on.
Robert - May 13, 2009
I bet you that Aardsma is not in fact invincible.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Get facefucked Beltre.
russak - May 13, 2009
I'm turning on the iPhone Gameday Audio and going to the gym to prevent a heart attack.
Not an attack from being unhealthy … but from watching this game on the television. So long, farewell, goodbye LL. Until tomorrow.
Seattle Rodiners - May 13, 2009
6H 3HR 1BB 9K
Why is Greg Halman hitting for everyone?
Crystal for DH - May 13, 2009
K
Bang.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
3 more swinging strikes for Davis
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Sims: "Lester vs. Jakubauskas...good pitching matchup"
Wha…..?
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
If you like offense
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Relative to the world's population he's not that far off
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I'm quite positive that's not what he meant
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
The faces of pedophilia: grounding out to short
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Children, the other white meat!
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Boston is up on the Angels
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
As they should be.
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Actually, their lineup is much less daunting without Pedroia and Youkilis
abender20 - May 13, 2009
But they scored 12 runs in one inning without them!
That has to happen so fast, like flopping a royal flush you know?
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Bet the farm
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Jason Bay is a monster
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Seriously though I think Chris Davis may be in trouble
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
In trouble of getting hit with a hard pulled shot?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
I love walks
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
I wish we didn't walk their least dangerous hitters
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Walks are bad.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Salty walk.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Gameday says that 4th ball was bullshit.
Benne - May 13, 2009
It was clearly low
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Bullshit may be too strong of a term
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
I hope the first robots grow up to become umpires
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Gameday says that last ball was boarderline
forte40 - May 13, 2009
LATE
Benne - May 13, 2009
Ok, since we have this pedophilia meme going,
Fin - May 13, 2009
Ten year olds can't be pedophiles
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Girls are rarely, if ever, pedophiles.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Laterno
abender20 - May 13, 2009
He's more of a pederast
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Isn't "pederast" russian word for faggot.
russak - May 13, 2009
In Communist Russia, boys touch you!
abender20 - May 13, 2009
It's not really a meme if it's just my boredom
abender20 - May 13, 2009
That doesn't look anything like Adam Jones
Robert - May 13, 2009
Uh oh
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Thanks for the subject line
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Because I really want to hide this picture.
I still wonder how that picture of Carl Everett was taken.
Fin - May 13, 2009
That's Hootie from the Blowfish
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
You mean rising country star Darius Rucker?
Fin - May 13, 2009
Uh holy crap I hate new country and please say you made that up?
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Fact. Darius Rucker is a country sensation.
Fact. No one gives a shit.
abender20 - May 13, 2009
It's like the mid to late '70's all over again.
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Wait, Hootie wasn't around back then?
Fin - May 13, 2009
No, just the pop sound completely polluting the airwaves
I’m getting curmudgeonly about it when fucking Hootie and Jessica Simpson are recording country music. I should listen to Hootie first before judging
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Ehh, it's alright, it's pretty generic.
But I know what you mean. My girlfriend listens to Taylor Swift Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley and all that other country shit. It’s basically like pop music but with a few twangs here and there.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Brad Paisley gets some props now and then, I should check him out also
That Zune deal in the OT sounded awesome AND HOLY SHIT JOH JUST DREW A WALK
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
I wish I was
Fin - May 13, 2009
Two different eras.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Right Here
http://www.seattlepi.com/baseball/264621_mtab-newcomers29.html
Tony2000 - May 13, 2009
I can't believe we have the source
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Bonus!
http://www.doityourself.com/invt/1015864060
Tony2000 - May 13, 2009
Ah shit, first time I did that and I apologize.
Sincerely.
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Come on Sean or Shawn White or Green or ... I give up.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
obviously we want the white one
forte40 - May 13, 2009
FUCK WE NEEDED THAT DOUBLE PLAY FUCK FUCK FUCK
Please get Kinsler….. please
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
GOD DAMN YOU FUCKING SUGAR CANE PICKERS THROW FUCKING FASTER
Robert - May 13, 2009
Sims may have seen this movie before but I bet he talked all the way through it
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Because he's black
That’s what you implied
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I bet you dollars to donuts he hates doing it and checks the audience for other black people first to see if he has to force it
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
A donut sounds good about now.
mark sobba - May 13, 2009
Dave seems a bit excited on the radio as well, kind of strange
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
This is a racist comment which I find offensive
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Seems like a racist accusation to make.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Or perhaps I just find Sims to be a chatty cathy
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Sexist now too?
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Girls aren't the only ones that can talk.
Robert - May 13, 2009
In reference to him saying chatty Cathy.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
I don't get it
abender20 - May 13, 2009
LATS BRACES
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Almost nifty.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
I want Andrus on our team
Benne - May 13, 2009
Where the fuck did that pitch miss?
BrianL - May 13, 2009
By not hitting the ump in the temple is how it missed.
russak - May 13, 2009
Looked out
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
That was quite close.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
um...
strike?
forte40 - May 13, 2009
NO GOD NO DON'T WALK HIM TO GET TO YOUNG
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
shit shit shit shit shit shit shti shit shti shti shti shit
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Fucking hell
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Weeeeeee.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Sweet lets just give them free bases too
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Well this should be a 1-3 count
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Easy dig?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Nice pick Man With Giant Penis
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I think I figured out what was wrong with his back!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I would kill to watch him jog
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
From the front
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I bet he can't wear shorts for fear of having to register as a sex offender.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
When it's sunny out children sit both behind and next to Branyan for shade
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Everyone knows what time it in during pregame warmups because he's facing east and reading Playboy.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I assume he's more of the meaty type and so Playboy would accomplish little
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Perfect 10?
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
At this point I wish I had a screen shot of Gigantic Asses
JI - May 13, 2009
Nice pickoff throw.
Crap.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
You got to be fucking kidding me
Benne - May 13, 2009
We're gonna lose aren't we?
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
More walks.
Kill me now.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Oy
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Umpires hate us 2 of those balls weren't balls
I hate Michael Young
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Micheal Young is the most overrated player in the AL West
Robert - May 13, 2009
We are in the AL west and Adrian Beltre is on our team so I fail to see how that is true
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Walked 7 batters.
While we drew 1.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Well, it could be more...
BrettJMiller - May 13, 2009
Micheal Young is the most overrated player in the AL West
Robert - May 13, 2009
Damnit it didn't work
Robert - May 13, 2009
You fucker.
russak - May 13, 2009
Wish our pitchers didn't walk so many fucking hitters
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Dave actually barked at the batter, he's pissed
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Pitcher/joh I mean
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Get throatfucked, Young.
russak - May 13, 2009
ELEPHANT FUCK
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Oh yay.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
GODAMMIT!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Good God
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
WHERE IS JEFF CLEMENT!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
What is going on?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Benne - May 13, 2009
DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR JOB TO ROB FUCKING JOHNSON?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
And that's why we get to watch a year of Rob Johnson
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I'd rather eat a bucket of angry bees
abender20 - May 13, 2009
If you were really lucky their stingers would all be oriented such that they pass through your system without complications
Except then you still have to taste bees
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
If I were really lucky I'd have a bee allergy and wouldn't have to see an inning of RJ
abender20 - May 13, 2009
They probably taste like honey so that might be okay.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
That's like saying bark tastes like apples
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Have you ever eaten bark?
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I've fallen into trees
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Yuni?
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Must be the damaged motor skills
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Or the inability to stop on skis or rollerblades
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Must be the lack of brain stem
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Nice catch Kenji.
Do we want to lose or what?
Heydude - May 13, 2009
RJ Woulda had it
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
I doubt that for some reason.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Have morrow come in for the 4 out save
forte40 - May 13, 2009
We don't have a lead
HOLY FUCK WE GOT OUT OF IT
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I am assuming we score, how is that for optimism!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
That would be a win. Not a save.
Vatinius - May 13, 2009
Than it would be a 4 out win
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Cause we need more walks
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
He hasn't taken his insulin yet.
Fin - May 13, 2009
I don't have video right now. Should I be angry?
BrettJMiller - May 13, 2009
Very.
section331 - May 13, 2009
No, the dust has settled
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Nah we got out of it
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
I still think you should be angry.
section331 - May 13, 2009
Thank goodness.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
ahhhhhhhhhh
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Holy crap, he got out of it...again.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
How the fuck is this game still tied
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
What the FUCK, ladies?
These guys are going to ass up Washburn’s possible win?!
Thank fucking GOD for Ichiro….
section331 - May 13, 2009
Washburn isn't in line for a win.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Did I miss something?
section331 - May 13, 2009
The fact that we're tied apparently
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
No, that much I got....
section331 - May 13, 2009
He's a hard luck pitcher and just has one more reason to pout and cry if/when he falls apart?
Not everybody gets to be Abbott.
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
I haven't heard any complaining out of him so far...
Well, not this year, anyway…
section331 - May 13, 2009
I'm really liking that part about this year, but. BUT there's always a but, it's early and we've been winning.
I think Abbot averaged ~7 runs an inning in ’01. He sucked.
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Phew
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
How are we not losing?
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Well that was nice, not pretty, but nice.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
JESUS CHRIST MY HANDS ARE SHAKING AND DAVE DIDN'T EVEN DO THE HOME RUN CALL
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
I HATE YOU GUYS FOR KILLING MY BLOOD PRESSURE
Benne - May 13, 2009
Well, we made it to the 9th.
So no more meltdown big innings.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Runs, we need them, now.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
I love it when the camera guy picks out a hot chick in the stands somewhere.
Simply because they are hot. They typically aren’t cheering or anything
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Yeah it's rare that you can see hot women on a screen these days.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Used to see them all the time watching WGN.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
It's damn near impossible I tells ya
JI - May 13, 2009
Alls I know is these fuckin cows need to shape up or ship out amirite
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
THEY WERE PUT HERE TO BE HOT FOR ME
JI - May 13, 2009
And also intelligent, subservient and funny.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
But not funnier than us
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
And also they should be able to cook but if they fucking touch my barbecue
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Intelligent?
WTF
JI - May 13, 2009
Well not retarded is the implication since we're talking about women, duh
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Yeah society frowns upon smacking around retards
JI - May 13, 2009
The Nazis didn't
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Someone just fucking maul one of these meatballs.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
I didn't expect to see this at bat happen
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
O'Day is due for regression
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Can't wait for that slider to come running into Branyan's wheelhouse.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Well so much for that
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
There it was, and there it went
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Well that was a bullshit strike zone
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
BE A HERO NEWLY ANNOINTED STARTING LEFT FIELDER
Omerta - May 13, 2009
That ball went like 360 feet
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Interesting simile.
rickpo - May 13, 2009
BALLSACK
Omerta - May 13, 2009
OK Joh, hust pull one out of here
forte40 - May 13, 2009
He hit that pretty well considering how bad of a pitch it was
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Swing*
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I have an idea:
Don’t fucking swing he will walk you
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Do Asians have telepathy?
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
You are pretty wise Sir Graham.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Kenji listened
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
See?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
well shit
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
If we don't score here we are totally boned
JI - May 13, 2009
You're on the Mariners?
Fin - May 13, 2009
Well this is a stupid question
JI - May 13, 2009
Well, you are referring to the Mariners collectively as if you are a part of the team.
I am sorry, I know it’s not just you, it happens all the time, it’s just a pet peeve of mine.
Fin - May 13, 2009
I'm not going to be a pretentious fuddy dutty about avoiding saying "we"
JI - May 13, 2009
That is literally the gayest/dumbest/lamest pet peeve of all time
Robert - May 13, 2009
Gay and dumb are the same thing
JI - May 13, 2009
Homophobe.
Fin - May 13, 2009
You've got me pegged down alright
JI - May 13, 2009
Because I am not being sarcastic at all.
Fin - May 13, 2009
I totally wasn't
JI - May 13, 2009
Come on guys, we need hits.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
*baserunners
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
So right. Any way we can get on works.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Get a hit you Jap.
russak - May 13, 2009
Joh took.
Well now.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
COME ON GUTZ DON'T BREAK MY HEART
Benne - May 13, 2009
Wow he walked
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Gutz can be heo here
forte40 - May 13, 2009
OH BS UMP!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Those both looked like strikes to me
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Gameday agrees
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Stop your logic is destroying my rage.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
I think the ump is a homophobe
pakipaki - May 13, 2009
why?
forte40 - May 13, 2009
We call Gutierrez a homo around here.
russak - May 13, 2009
Just a hunch
pakipaki - May 13, 2009
Aloooooooo
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I am so easily impressed
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Technically we should be about to lose this game 4-2
Robert - May 13, 2009
Gutz's at-bats sure are long and hard.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Rec'd for penis joke.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Please hit a gapper
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
This could be amazing?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Well I was right
Unfortunately
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
That was as close as your manly manly stubble Frank
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Oh my God.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Elvis Andrus is a man.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
He is twice the man Yuni is
Fin - May 13, 2009
Only twice?
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
That's just not fair.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU ANDRUS
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Andrus is really fucking good.
Zwakamatsu - May 13, 2009
7$@#($7239472
PLU Tim - May 13, 2009
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
I strongly dislike Elvis Andrus
abender20 - May 13, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE ELVIS ANDRUS SO GOD DAMMNED MUCH
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Bah
Fin - May 13, 2009
FUCK ELVIS
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
I hate Andrus so much
Why couldn’t they have kept Young there?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Godammit I wish I could have seen that Dave just went apeshit
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
You don't. You really don't.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
I hate the Texas Rangers.
Balls.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Oh my.
Andrus is quite good.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Fuck you Ranger guy!!!!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
BUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sims: That is why they put Young at 3rd!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
gay
JI - May 13, 2009
Yuni makes that play.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I love that Mike Young was angry about having to make room for that little dude
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Mike Young likes it up the butt
JI - May 13, 2009
No kidding.
Wonder how many beers he’s bought for him?
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Andrus is 20
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Which means he needs someone to buy him beer
JI - May 13, 2009
Right, oops
abender20 - May 13, 2009
All the more reason, as he can't buy his own.
Vatinius - May 13, 2009
Remember when Yuni could do that?
mark sobba - May 13, 2009
No...
But I’ve had a lot to drink since a time when I could imagine that happening
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
TRADE YUNI FOR ANDRUS NOW
Benne - May 13, 2009
I think I'm going to go down to the Audi dealership and trade them my Dodge
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
So do we bring Morrow in?
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Apparently we keep White in
Gulp.
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
That must have been my fault somehow.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Sob.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
This is the part where LSBers come over to see what we think about that play so I'll go on record as saying that Elvis Andrus eats pillows for breakfast lunch and dinner
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
YOU NAILED IT!
cmkelly29 - May 13, 2009
I nailed you.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Oh my!
cmkelly29 - May 13, 2009
Of his own volition or would you say it is forced upon him?
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Depends how well he does on the pool
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I always thought he stabbed Mike Young's poo
JI - May 13, 2009
Cocaine?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
No Graham you are mistaken.
That would be Josh Hamilton. Please try to keep your Rangers sorted out.
Love,
Eyebrows
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
...
JLProck - May 13, 2009
!!!!
Tony S - May 13, 2009
Padilla's girlfriend?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
The name of the new album
Elvis lives
Tony S - May 13, 2009
Gootch didn't seem to be running too hard on that one
I think he assumed that he had the base and was trotting a bit
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
I thought the same thing.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Well that was nice...
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
K!
Love the sequence too.
Zwakamatsu - May 13, 2009
That was sick
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
That's not quite the result I was expecting from that AB.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
SIT. THE. FUCK. DOWN!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
YES FUCK YOU HAMILTON
Benne - May 13, 2009
Where did those come from?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Stop snorting the cracKK!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
ha ha ha
FAG
JI - May 13, 2009
Sean White is neat but he looks like Aaron Sele.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Hmm
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
This was the easiest inning ever
Robert - May 13, 2009
You were saying?
forte40 - May 13, 2009
You spoke way too early.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
How do you always screw things up?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
He does this shit on purpose to jinx us, you bitch.
russak - May 13, 2009
Maybe I am from the future and I am trying to help scrappy a game that we needed to lose at the end of the year
Robert - May 13, 2009
Except that why would you tank for Matt Harvey
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Stupid
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Maybe someone started juicing in their Sophomore year.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Go big or go home.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Hey look! It's Yuni
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Just cut them both.
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Dammit Loafie.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCK
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JI - May 13, 2009
Good glove Lopez, holy crap.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Well that should end it
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU LOPEZ
That better not fucking cost us the game
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Way to fuck it up, you fucking slug!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Oh Jesus Tapdancing Christ they share a brain and it's the brain of a catfish.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
SPLENDID!
LOAFERS YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
At least the game was close.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU LOAFIE
Benne - May 13, 2009
I WANT TO MURDER HIM WITH MY BARE HANDS
JI - May 13, 2009
Andrus makes an wonderful play.
Lopez does that…
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Wak wants to murder Yuni and Loafie
forte40 - May 13, 2009
He's in the majority
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I remember thinking that anyone that got called up at 19 was destined for greatness.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Aumont?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Lopez
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Really
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
The question mark threw me.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Also I just drank a Ten Fidy and I haven't eaten since 9:00 AM so everything is moving slowly.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Wak is going to be quite annoyed if we lose in this inning.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Extras!
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
SEAN FUCKING WHITE BITCHES
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Um, What the hell pitch was that?
forte40 - May 13, 2009
White!?!?!?!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
So, White is pretty cool.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Nice
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
WOOOOOO FREE BASEBALL
Benne - May 13, 2009
Gosh darn it looks like I jinxed us again
Robert - May 13, 2009
CJ WILSON COMING IN CJ WILSON COMING IN
YES!!!
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
YOU'RE LUCKY LOPEZ DAMN LUCKY
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Wheeeee
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Sean White isn't throwing 94 anymore
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Man, these commercials are horrible.
Fin - May 13, 2009
They suck on so many different levels.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Wrap this up I got a book report to do.
russak - May 13, 2009
HAHAHAHHA RONNY
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Woo-hoo!
JI - May 13, 2009
CEDENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
HELLS YEAH
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
CJ, you're so crazy
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
RONNY CEDENO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beautiful.
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Ronny!
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
RONNY YOU ARE A BADASS
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Push bunting is the pinnacle of badassery
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Fuck yes it is
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Now THAT was a well-timed bunt.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Holy shiiiiiit!
Zwakamatsu - May 13, 2009
Cedeno!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
That was rather epic.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
NEVER DIVE FOR FIRST YOU DUMBASS
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Goddammit this needs to be over before ANTM is on I made a promise.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
No one keeps promises these days.
You’re just fitting in.
TheBishop - May 13, 2009
Back to back bunts?!?!?!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Woo, the return of Wak Ball!
Fin - May 13, 2009
Apply when one run is needed
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Please stop bunting
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
HELLS YEAH
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Huh.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
YESYESYESYESYES
BrianL - May 13, 2009
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
HOLY SHIT HE COULD HAVE HAD THIRD
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
DIdn't see the throw miss.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
SPARK PLUG
abender20 - May 13, 2009
ahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhaaa
JI - May 13, 2009
LUCK LUCK!
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
HOLY SHIT WE'RE FUCKING LUCKY
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Great play
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
WAK BALL!
Fin - May 13, 2009
BUHAHAHAHAAHAHA!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Texas is sympathetic to the PETRC
abender20 - May 13, 2009
CEDENO AT 2ND!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Holy crap, where was that going?
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
bahahahaha not even close
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Yeah overthrowing the first baseman!!!
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Wow Wilson you suck.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
That was one of the worst pickoff throws I've ever seen
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Pitchers love giving us the victories via shitty throws to 1st.
That’s the third time that has happened in extras right?
Zwakamatsu - May 13, 2009
Yep
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Although we haven't gotten a victory yet so hold off on that
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
I haven't seen a lefthander throw that wildly since Rick Ankiel!
JI - May 13, 2009
When did Ichiro! get so bad at bunting?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Ichiro should not bunt
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Wow fuck Mike Napoli
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
This is a bit of deja vu no?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT YOU LAME ASS PUSSIES
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
So what gets Wak's attention
Cedeno’s good push bunt, or his poor baserunning awareness?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Lets pray it's the bunt
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Or the positive results of both
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Or maybe he'll go out and say Yuni would've fucked up both.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Move him over you Jap cunt.
russak - May 13, 2009
What the fuck
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Agreed
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Twat is a much better word. Maybe the combo, twunt. I don't know but cunt sure is unpopular
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
We should ass rape him in the gas shower
Robert - May 13, 2009
Really?
msb - May 13, 2009
I would like to look all badass by expressing my outrage
JI - May 13, 2009
Is C.J's facial hair legal?
Dewey N - May 13, 2009
Come to think of it I'm surprised he is not in jail
JI - May 13, 2009
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
WE.BETTER.FUCKING.SCORE
Don’t fuck us over Lopez you son of a bitch
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Now Lopez can pop out weakly
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Productive outs yeaaaaaaahooooooooo
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
I have every confidence that we will score this run
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Don't fuck this up Loafie
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Okay, Lopez.
NOW is the time for you to flyout. Let’s get a sacrifice fly.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
SQUEEZE
JI - May 13, 2009
Great move.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Why is nobody upset that we might possibly win this game because of a blown call in our favor.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Opening day act 2.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Because: Fuck Texas
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I think LSB would be upset.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
I feel guilty
Robert - May 13, 2009
Why would we be?
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
CJ Wilson is one crazy motherfucker
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
HAve you seen that gameday stache?
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Looks like WIlson is gonna give it to us!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
CJ Wilson, you are my hero!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
TAKE
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Dear CJ Wilson,
Please continue sucking.
Sincerely,
M’s fans worldwide
JLProck - May 13, 2009
3-0!
Draw the walk, C’mon.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
PH for Griffey if Lopez walks?
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Sweeney!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
?!
Nope…
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
With who? Sweeney? Yuni?
Benne - May 13, 2009
This inning will not result in runs.
Robert - May 13, 2009
Atta boy.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY!
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY!
Robert - May 13, 2009
SQUEEZE
JI - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY!
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY!
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Uh-oh
Double-Play setup.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
BUNT BUNT BUNT
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
A 450 foot bunt is called for in this situation.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
No a normal bunt would've been nice
So what just happened wouldn’t happen
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Please Griffey
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
When I left Sean White trying to walk the world, I didn;t expect the game to be still tied in the 10th ....
msb - May 13, 2009
Or for it to be tied still in the 10th.
Crap.
msb - May 13, 2009
SQUUEZE!!!
CapSea - May 13, 2009
That would be epic
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Griffey Blast FTW
Please?
Rachmaninoff - May 13, 2009
Warning, Jizz in your pants is a possibility in these next few pitches, get some kleenex
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Griffey is SO due.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Salty is saving CJ Wilson's ass right now
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY
JI - May 13, 2009
Why?
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Yeah that was great
phil333 - May 13, 2009
I fucking hate the Mariners
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
I still hate griffey
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Ahahahahahahaha
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Double Play.
WTF
Heydude - May 13, 2009
aw man
tootthekazoo - May 13, 2009
why does God hate me!!!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
I guess I shouldn't have expected anything less.
Zwakamatsu - May 13, 2009
Fucking pathetic.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Our DH sucks.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Griffey is so clutch!
manifestus - May 13, 2009
LIVING LEGEND MY FUCKING ASS!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
WHY EVEN COME BACK IF YOU'RE GOING TO SUCK, YOU PRICK?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I HATE YOU! YOU'RE A FUCKING JOKE!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK BUNT YOU FUCKERS NOBODY HITS XBH BUT BRANYAN FUCKING HACKERS
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
And yet we won't bench Griffey because the media would be all over Wak's ass.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING
Benne - May 13, 2009
I'M SO GLAD WE CAN'T PINCH HIT FOR HIM
JI - May 13, 2009
THE ONE TIME WE DON'T BUNT
JI - May 13, 2009
Remember that one time we let Ibanez go against Fuentes when we had Eduardo Perez on the bench?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Asdrubal?
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I think Perez would have been more useful at that point because Drubes was a mediocre AAA hitter
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
We were never going to get Oliver Perez in exchange for Cabrera
JI - May 13, 2009
Come to th ink of it yes
JI - May 13, 2009
Sims after that DP:
“heh heh heh. Good call.”
I’m guessing Blowers predicted the obvious double play then?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
haha yeah heard that too
phil333 - May 13, 2009
Yeah. I love when the mics stay on
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I didn't hear that.
Fin - May 13, 2009
MLB.tv users
What was Dave laughing about going to commercial and saying "good call – You think someone in the booth was like I guarantee a DP? Too funny
phil333 - May 13, 2009
DFA Griffey
We can blame it on a chronic injury. Seriously…
Rachmaninoff - May 13, 2009
WAK HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE PROPER TIMES FOR SMALL BALL ARE
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Do you really want Loafie and Griffey attempting the suicide squeeze?
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Yes
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
I am terrified of this game now
section331 - May 13, 2009
Hey, maybe check your facebook
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
I want Griffey dead
Robert - May 13, 2009
GRIFFEY
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
I want him to be shot in his ape head
Robert - May 13, 2009
I want him to be shot in his ape head
Robert - May 13, 2009
I want to be the person that goes up to trey and tell him to sit down we need to talk
Robert - May 13, 2009
i hate griffey more than anybody else on this team
Robert - May 13, 2009
Now we walk in the winning run
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
JI - May 13, 2009
penis septum is a more valuable player than griffey
Robert - May 13, 2009
Garret Olson in
Game Surrendered.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Throw strikes you cunt
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I don't think Morrow was even warming up.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
I HOPE GRIFFEY DIES IN A SEATTLE MARINERS UNIFORM
Robert - May 13, 2009
soon
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I know it's live journaly, but...
When Griffey GIDP, there was a temper tantrum that looked something like this
Fuzz - May 13, 2009
You know what helps guys
Being drunk
phil333 - May 13, 2009
Neat!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
RONNY CEDENO
abender20 - May 13, 2009
YAAAAAA
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Cedeno!!!!!!!!!!!!!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Ronny!
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
CEDENO!!!!!!
Man!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
RONNY CEDENO FOR STARTING SHORTSTOP FOREVER
BrianL - May 13, 2009
From your keyboard to Wak's lineup card
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
The longer we play the better he looks
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Extras!
JI - May 13, 2009
Funny how that works.
Give someone a shot and they might just prove to be better than the incumbent.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
There's absolutely no chance Yuni would have made that play
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
cue close up on yuni
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Sobbing with his head in his hands.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Then cue Mike Sweeney coming over to console him.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
HOLF FUCK!
INFIELD DEFENSE WHAT!?!?!?!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
I would like to see Yuni try to do that.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Cedeno > Yuni
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Now it's only a solo blast instead of a 2-run bomb.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Olson couldn't make Davis miss one pitch
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Salty is willing to help
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Cedeno is the MAN!
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Griffey! doesnt get that ball because he is a fucking ass taunt
Robert - May 13, 2009
I love the camera focusing on Yuni after that play
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Holy goddamn fuck that was an amazing play by Cedeno
JLC - May 13, 2009
Yuni's expression = Priceless.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Sad Yuni :( )
Robert - May 13, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA
abender20 - May 13, 2009
If you meant that to look like a cartoon monkey
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Man vs Monkey
Man every time.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Sad Yuni
<(0..0)>
( , )
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
( . )( . )
JI - May 13, 2009
(__)__)||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||D
Branyan nursins a semi
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Hahahaha the look on Yuni's face.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Swinging strike!?!?!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
So the Rangers miss changeups a lot
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Shit
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Here we go.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Oh goody
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Winning run aboard..
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Boy oh Boy Griffey sure hasn't been shot lately
Robert - May 13, 2009
boned
JI - May 13, 2009
Oh fuck it's Cruz
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Fucktime
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Cruz has scary eyebrows
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
and... strike 3
forte40 - May 13, 2009
C'mon, Popeye! Fuck'm up!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Wowowowowow
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Nice!
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Wooooooooooo!
BrianL - May 13, 2009
K
Sweet!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
K
Kinsler’s up now :)
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Turn that smile upside down
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Sit down Cruz!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
That was fortuitous
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
ooh la la
JI - May 13, 2009
Umps been consistent on that inside ball
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Even if we get out of this inning, next inning won't be fun
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Hey, we're currently not losing!
Goose - May 13, 2009
I want to like Garret Olson, but he's making it hard by not having cool pitches
JLC - May 13, 2009
Has Griffey homered today?
JI - May 13, 2009
I wish Andrus hadn't hit that RBI triple
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Whew
LETS SCORE SOME RUNS!
phil333 - May 13, 2009
Loverly.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Thank you Mr. Olson.
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Nice.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Woooooo we didn't give up any runs!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Ahahahaha and we still haven't lost
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Don't even touch that fucking ball, Lopez.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Olson! I want to have your children!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Why its to better fuck you with says little red griffey wolf
Robert - May 13, 2009
Kinsler has a touch of Yuniitus.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Stop hacking Beltre is CJ fucking Wilson
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Michael Young!
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Beltre speed!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
HAHA MICHAEL YOUNG YOU STUPID BITCH
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
THAT'S why they moved Michael Young to third.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
HAHAHAHAAHAHA@!#@!#!6r
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Wow, had plenty of time to throw that
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Neat
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
YES YES HAHAHAHA
MICHAEL YOUNG YOU ARE A GIFT
JLC - May 13, 2009
HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING SUCK YOUNG
Benne - May 13, 2009
So the Rangers are trying to give us this game.
Goose - May 13, 2009
We'll take it.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
And Griffey is trying to give it back.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
BELTRE!
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK NO
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
We just bunted the runner over with Russell Branyan.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Why the fuck is our only good hitter bunting?
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Why? Who are they setting up?
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Bunt?
Meh… Too much wak ball.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
look at the muscley bunt
forte40 - May 13, 2009
If only he'd hit that a little harder
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
More Wak Ball.
NOW SCORE A FREAKING RUN!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Aw.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
I won't say I've seen everything because that would be spurious but I did not think I would ever see that and now I have
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I didn't!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Missed it, looking at bouncy tits above
JI - May 13, 2009
So instead our best hitter bunts
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
What the fuck
JI - May 13, 2009
I can only post the towel so many times
JI - May 13, 2009
I'm so high right now
abender20 - May 13, 2009
That was odd
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
CONGRATULATIONS WAK YOU JUST PISSED AWAY AN OUT WITH OUR BEST HITTER
Benne - May 13, 2009
Bunting with a guy who hit a homer earlier?
And who has been our best hitter?
Goose - May 13, 2009
I'm just surprised he got the bunt down
JLC - May 13, 2009
This team is crazy sauce
phil333 - May 13, 2009
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - May 13, 2009
WLADDDY!!!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
WLAD!
Goose - May 13, 2009
WLADDDDDDDD
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
BALENTEIN!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WLADDY!!!!
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
RESULTS BASED ANALYSIS BUNT BUNT BUNT BUNT
abender20 - May 13, 2009
YIPPIE
JI - May 13, 2009
WLAD!!!!!!!!!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
WLADENTIEN
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Omerta - May 13, 2009
WAK IS A GENIUS!
Goose - May 13, 2009
BALENTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
JLC - May 13, 2009
WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD
WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLADWLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD WLAD
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Wak is so lucky that paid off
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phil333 - May 13, 2009
WLAAAAAAAAAAAD!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
WLADDYYYY
kentroyals5 - May 13, 2009
WLAD!
5-4 MARINERS!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
WLADWLADWLADWLADWOOO
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
HE WENT THE OTHER WAY
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Progress!!
Fuzz - May 13, 2009
GUTIERREZ WILL BE PLEASED
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Every time I see that gif I imagine that the wheels are balls of dung.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
That would be appropriate
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
I was thinking malt balls.
No longer, however…
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Looking at this thing is uncomfortable
JI - May 13, 2009
WLAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Fin - May 13, 2009
WLADTASTIC!!!!!
Benne - May 13, 2009
BALENTEIN IS SO AWESOME*
*May be result based!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Lets get some insurance
PLEASE
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Off with the crack of the bat
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Did you say crack?!?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Awesome!
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU CRACK HEAD
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Wak ball bitches!
Goose - May 13, 2009
GODDAMN CRACK SMOKER!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Oh fuck you Hamilton.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU YOU COCAINE BITCH!!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
He must have thought the ball was made of cocaine!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Because it is white!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
Hamilton had his crack today
If you know what I mean
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Do you mean cocaine in rock form that is smokable?
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
I hope Hamiltion ODs and dies
JI - May 13, 2009
FUCKING JOHJIMA I'M SURE GLAD ROB JOHNSON IS GOING TO BE GETTING MORE PLAYING TIME
JLC - May 13, 2009
Because he hit the shit out of a ball?
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Poor sarcasm on my part
JLC - May 13, 2009
Wow those Rangers fans are doing a lot of cheering for a play that won't matter.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Keep saying that after Morrow walks in a run.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
If Morrow lets me down again I'll die.
He’s my favorite Mariner.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
DUDE DONT FUCKING JINX US
Robert - May 13, 2009
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr
Robert - May 13, 2009
Yeah you were right about that one.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
Oh great.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Morrow up!
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
For the Win!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
This no longer comforts me.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Yay!
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
That ball was smoked.
Much like the weed Hamilton used on his way to discovering cocaine.
Goose - May 13, 2009
Morrow time!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Adventure time.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Soooo... Morrow has to face Young, Hamilton, and Jones
Gulp
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Fuck that!
Morrow’s gonna smoke those fools! That’s just how he rolls!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Well, someones got to face them.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
MORROW UP=NEED MORE BEER
Benne - May 13, 2009
I have a GIANT man-crush on Balentien lately
And if that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right….
But this inning is going to kill my heart….
section331 - May 13, 2009
Man crush?
But you are a woman right? Wouldn’t it just be a crush?
Fin - May 13, 2009
It's platonic
And therefore = man-crush.
section331 - May 13, 2009
not all man-crushs are platonic
forte40 - May 13, 2009
It's not Gutierrez....
section331 - May 13, 2009
A platonic crush?
I don’t follow
JI - May 13, 2009
Morrow heart attack fun time express time
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
So how're we going to blow this game?
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Cedeno error.
Goose - May 13, 2009
I'm uncomfortable!
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGETIC
abender20 - May 13, 2009
He passed out after this picture right?
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Wait, why was Ronny Cedeno given a stolen base by the scorer?
BrianL - May 13, 2009
I think because he went at the first movement.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
I YEARN FOR SWEET VICTORY
DO NOT FAIL SWEET PRINCE
Omerta - May 13, 2009
That wasn't a ball.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Fantastic
OlSalty - May 13, 2009
Uh-oh.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Fuck.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Weeee!
Goose - May 13, 2009
THROW A SLIDER YOU JACKASS
abender20 - May 13, 2009
I remember Ramon Vazquez!
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
At least he's not on their team anymore
JLC - May 13, 2009
GOD
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Walk off blast by Hamilton coming up...
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
NO NO NO
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Urrgghh
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Brandon's tRA: 4.83
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
And growing!
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Yippie for leadoff people reaching base.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
So it begins....
Benne - May 13, 2009
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
HE DOESNT HAVE TO THROW HIS FASTBALL EVERY PITCH BLOWERS
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Its okay everyone.
Kirk - May 13, 2009
Maybe you should throw something that is not a fastball.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Morrow, distract him with some sugar, he will think it is cocaine!
forte40 - May 13, 2009
A diving Ichiro! gets that ball no?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
Maybe.
He may also miss and and the runner may end up on third.
Goose - May 13, 2009
Check out Angie Mentick's blog. Diving often doesn't make sense.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
BOOM GOES THE MOON SHOT
Robert - May 13, 2009
Fuck fuck fuck.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Kenji with the bendy stuff
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Fantastic, tying run at 2nd with nobody out
Good throw might have had him
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Paging RoJo to the red courtesy phone.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Holy crap the WPA of that steal was huge
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Usually only Yuni can steal something that valuable
abender20 - May 13, 2009
This game isn't going to be won by us
Robert - May 13, 2009
ZEBRA CUM
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Even worse then regular cum
JI - May 13, 2009
Because it has some black in it? Racist.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
I don't think zebra semen is striped
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
But hey who knows
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Looks like we need to find a dude who will jerk off a zebra
JI - May 13, 2009
It's like Aquafresh
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Yeah, but you don't really know, do you?
JLProck - May 13, 2009
I will admit that my interest is peaked
Robert - May 13, 2009
Word to the wise
GISing this is a poor idea
JI - May 13, 2009
Well that throw sucked.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
what a swing
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Well that was a shitty throw
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Well that throw was less thn adequate
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Does he have an offspeed pitch?
Fin - May 13, 2009
Oh come on.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Well poop
JI - May 13, 2009
I.AM.GOING.TO.HAVE.A.HEART.ATTACK.
section331 - May 13, 2009
Well fuck this umpire
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Got hosed on that one.
Finally threw some bendy stuff too.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
That looked like a strike.
Goose - May 13, 2009
That was a beautiful bendy thing
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
THAT WAS A STRIKE YOU SMELLY LOBSTER
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU UP
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Beg pardon
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Hey..a strikeout not called
kentroyals5 - May 13, 2009
Great, now he will never throw another offspeed pitch again
forte40 - May 13, 2009
Or he'll throw one on the next pitch
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Way to not pay attention to the game, ump
JLC - May 13, 2009
MY GOD WHY IS EVERY INNING A GOD DAMNED SAFARI
abender20 - May 13, 2009
This is going to end in tears for us.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Yep.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Setting up the double play!
Goose - May 13, 2009
I'm with you. That was the plan all along.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Jesus christ get this out
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
3-2.....come on Brandon....
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
fuck
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
Well, it could be worse.
Fin - May 13, 2009
I've seen worse walks
JI - May 13, 2009
Boned.
Goose - May 13, 2009
Hey look a walk.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
I don't know whether to be happy about that or not
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Oh brother.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
WTF, a walk, not what we're looking for.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Andruw Jones is chunky.
JLProck - May 13, 2009
Shawn Kelley needs his oblique to heal the fuck up
JLC - May 13, 2009
So not cool.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
I can't watch this
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
For some reason that walked pushed their win expectancy up over 50%
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
walk*
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Chance for double play?
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
I hate Hamilton.
That was a great AB.
sammy - May 13, 2009
Except the part where he took an obvious strike 3.
TheBishop - May 13, 2009
STRAS......... oh wait.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
2 more outs!
Heydude - May 13, 2009
1
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Just kidding!
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
2
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
AN OUT
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
1 out
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Well that was inches from being bad.
Goose - May 13, 2009
Blalock and Byrd
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
The killer B's
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HIT INTO A DOUBLE PLAY
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Turn 2 turn 2 turn 2 turn 2 turn 2 turn 2 jesus
abender20 - May 13, 2009
WHY?
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
0-5?
Well he’s not due…
Omerta - May 13, 2009
AHAHAHAHA
SHOOT ME
Omerta - May 13, 2009
GAME OVER
abender20 - May 13, 2009
shit
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
FUCK THE WORLD
abender20 - May 13, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
fuck
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
I'm going to be so glad to get the fuck out of Texas
But that’s pretty much what I think every time I’m there, so this is no exception…
section331 - May 13, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
fml
forte40 - May 13, 2009
FUCK YOU MORROW YOU ARE A PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT
abender20 - May 13, 2009
Fun.
Goose - May 13, 2009
fuck
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
FUUUUUUUUCK!
section331 - May 13, 2009
Wasn't expecting that
JI - May 13, 2009
why?
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
oh fuck you brandon morrow.
sammy - May 13, 2009
You have seriously got to be FUCKING KIDDING
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JLC - May 13, 2009
BAHAH.
kentroyals5 - May 13, 2009
I HATE THIS TEAM!!!
WTF TIMES A MILLION
Heydude - May 13, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
FUCK!
JLProck - May 13, 2009
MORROW BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
Gonna go commit suicide
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
brb?
Robert - May 13, 2009
Not if he does it right!
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
What
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Does Strasburg have any brothers aged 17-22?
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Walkoff?
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Is this what happened?
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Well at least I know we lost somehow
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
There are times I really hate this team.
BrianL - May 13, 2009
Screw you Morrow.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
This has become hilarious again
I missed being bad so much
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
It will be fun for a month
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
We don't even have the Strasburg race to look forward to
JLC - May 13, 2009
But it's fun without un-fun
Unlike watching a competitive team
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
I'm not in the least mad..just amused. I can deal with this.
kentroyals5 - May 13, 2009
We're not going to the playoffs, are we?
Goose - May 13, 2009
No and that makes life relaxing again
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Good to get that out of the way early.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Thank god.
The stress of a playoff race probably isn’t healthy.
Goose - May 13, 2009
I really really doubt it.
It’s possible, just barely.
Heydude - May 13, 2009
Nope.
Season is over.
Fin - May 13, 2009
fucking wheelhouse
spikefriedman - May 13, 2009
That's almost in the same location where Vazquez went yard, right?
JLC - May 13, 2009
Start trading people please!
kentroyals5 - May 13, 2009
Sometimes I really question my sanity in being a Mariners fan
phil333 - May 13, 2009
Still wanna be in the closer role? Go start you fucking pansy you can't handle the heat.
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
I need some coke
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
*a-cola
d0nkey - May 13, 2009
God really hates Mariners fans
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
I'm a little disappointed that didn't leave the yard.
Goose - May 13, 2009
Ramon Vazquez did it better
Jeff Sullivan - May 13, 2009
Instarec to whoever posts the Seattle gif.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
Pleasure doing business
Robert - May 13, 2009
Oakland and the Angels are both ahead!
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
I don't even care anymore I'm about ready to give up any expectations for this season
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
If I felt we had this won, this would've been heart-breaking.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Fuck you Morrow.
Go back to starting you selfish asshole.
Fin - May 13, 2009
This. Seriously. I hope he starts to hate closing so he goes back to starting.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
That seems likely at this rate
Considering he’s doing a terrible job
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Speaking of mulligans
How about one for that whole fucking draft.
Omerta - May 13, 2009
Fuck Morrow I hope he feels Shields breathing down his neck
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
His starts would be short and miserable.
He’s only good for closing, if that, as evidenced tonight.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
yankee game...
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
.
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Oh so that's what happened to him
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
This is such a gorgeous, touching picture.
I love it so much.
esoteric - May 13, 2009
Wow Brandon Morrow is a worthless human being
JI - May 13, 2009
All the diabetics on our team suck...
Slurvey - May 13, 2009
True, but they aren't the only ones.
Yuni and Loafie also suck, as does Rob Johnson. And Beltre, if it weren’t for his defense.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
Shakespeare would be a shitty playwright if it weren't for his ability to write plays.
Aaron Campeau - May 13, 2009
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
cmkelly29 - May 13, 2009
Yes, this is Lookout Landing.
Eyebrows - May 13, 2009
Go back to whence you came.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Breaking a rule and trolling.
Nice.
ThundaPC - May 13, 2009
Cool guy
gregrabble - May 13, 2009
Oh man, I'm so angry at you!
Trolling complete. Now go try to eat a moving train.
Teej - May 13, 2009
That seems like it would be quite the herculean task
Robert - May 13, 2009
Texas guys are pretty tough.
Teej - May 13, 2009
And have much in common with the Augean stables
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
How did this guy last the whole game?
Omerta - May 13, 2009
So we're 16-18. Not bad. Not....bad.....right......
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Feels like the whole season is coming down to this series
And easy brother, everybody gets off to a rough start yeah?
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
We've gone 1-8 since last Sunday.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
Yup, the guys we've got fix it or we're fucked.
I meant the other thing, no sense standing in line to piss on a guys head.
Kermit. - May 13, 2009
Would this be a good time for a LSB invasion?
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
If you want to be banned from both LL and LSB, certainly
Graham MacAree - May 13, 2009
Point taken.
.Taylor - May 13, 2009
I'm thinking you should go for it. You only live once.
Sinking Away - May 13, 2009
I told you this was the perfect music for Morrow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iol0B-clFFM&feature=related
Robert - May 13, 2009
LOL
:(
metalseed - May 13, 2009
No chatspeak.
Matthew - May 13, 2009
I wonder if Morrow will take his anger out on us again.
Fin - May 13, 2009
I rather he take it out on Griffey's family
Robert - May 13, 2009
Trade every single person on this team
Mariners116 - May 13, 2009
Time to reload.
Trade Beltre, Bedard, Washburn, Ichiro, and hey, why not Clement while you are at it.
Fin - May 13, 2009
Can we just bulldoze Rangers Stadium?
Anyone?
section331 - May 13, 2009
Its not the stadium...
Hint: look in our bullpen
Brian Floyd - May 13, 2009
I know
But it’s the thought that counts.
Also, I just really want to drive a bulldozer.
section331 - May 14, 2009
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