Seattle: 16-19
Boston: 21-14
| MARINERS | RED SOX |
EDGE | |
| HITTING (wOBA) |
-37.5 (30th) | 18.3 (7th) | BOS |
| FIELDING (UZR) |
8.8 (6th) | -12.2 (26th) | SEA |
| ROTATION (pRAA) |
11.7 (6th) | -9.2 (22nd) | SEA |
| BULLPEN (pRAA) |
-9.1 (25th) | 11.5 (4th) | BOS |
| OVERALL(RAA) |
-26.1 | 8.4 | Boston |
Top of the morning to y'all, it looks like we have a doozy of a mis-match awaiting us this weekend. After peaking with the dramatic multi comeback win over Oakland on May 3rd, the Mariners have won just once in ten attempts, including five losses to divisional leader Texas.
Suffice to say the Ms are reeling at the moment and they come back to Seattle to face the Red Sox for three, the Angels for four and the Giants for three before heading off to Oakland for three and Anaheim for three to close out the month of May. That is a sixteen game stretch (10% of the season) that involves ten games against AL West opponents and the conclusion of which will have seen the Mariners play just over a quarter of their games for 2009. We'll have a much clearer picture of the road ahead on June 1st.
This is an interesting match up between wildly different unit strengths. The Mariners strength so far has been in the defense and in the rotation, the two biggest weaknesses for the Red Sox. And vice versa with Boston's strengths in offense and the bullpen. Unfortunately for us as you will see below, the rotational alignment is unlikely to highlight our to-date strength in that department, further worsening our odds. The Mariners are throwing three guys who have made a combined six starts for us this season and the Red Sox counter with the three starters they have who have posted above average tRAs this year.
Game 1: Chris Jakubauskas vs. Jon Lester*
Game 2: Garrett Olson* vs. Josh Beckett
Game 3: Jason Vargas* vs. Justin Masterson
Jakubauskas's batted ball profile is still quite good, posting well below average line drive and well above average ground ball rates. The problem is that with the three walk-zero strikeout performance in his last outing, Jakubauskas has just nine strikeouts to seven walks over 21 innings. Still, if he maintained everything that he's done to date and just watched his HR/FB rate regress to normal his tRA would be about 5.35 against a so far league average of 5.16. For a guy who is not designed to be anything more than your 6th or 7th starter, that's pretty good.
Jon Lester has seen his ratio of missed bats shoot skyward from 7.7% last year to 11.6% so far in 2009. His batted ball profile is roughly the same, a little worse on the whole, but nothing too major. He's been looking terrible for two main reasons: a .393 BABIP and a whopping 12.1% of balls in the air going over the fence. Those are likely to come back down to Earth as the season progresses. The missed bats though, and the corresponding rise in strikeout rate (it has jumped nine points) may be for real. In which case, watch out.
Josh Beckett's walk rate has exploded this year going from a mid 4% in 2007 and 2008 to over 10% this season, the highest rate of his career. A five point increase in his line drive rate also is not looking pretty though his ERA is still artificially inflated by his BABIP at .381. Beckett's swinging strike ratio is at the lowest point of his career as well. It's a mix of legitimately terrifying signs and bad luck that a start against the Mariners offense should do much to salve.
Justin Masterson misses an average number of bats and generates an average number of strikeouts, but he has control problems leading to mediocre walk rate. He does however do a great job of keeping the ball on the ground and oh shit not this again. Boned.

Matt Commemorative Ale
Hair of the Dog Brewing Company. Portland, OR
Holy crap was this amazing. I am pleased to have some bottles squirreled away for aging, but if you missed out, do not despair just yet! Bottleworks, celebrating the re-opening of their tap lines at the bottle shop plans to have HotD Matt on tap today starting at 11am along with New Belgium Bottleworks 10 (a sour), Russian River Pliny the Younger (an IPA), Russian River Consecration (a sour) and Elysian Bitch from a Barrel with Brett (a sour).
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Any one going this weekend to Safeco?
How about a list of questions one should ask the “Sawx Fan” seated next to you, to discover just how true a fan they really are?
Aside from the classics: “Who is the GM?” and “Who is the field manager?”
msb - May 15, 2009
My favorite is to start with Yaz, (which a non-bandwagoner should be able to tell you about)
then ask who played played RF most of those games in 1967. (Conigliaro)
If they didn’t know he played LF, then they aren’t even close.
Alternatively, ask who Theo took over for. (Mike Port, although Dan Duquette isn’t that bad of an answer)
Faux - May 15, 2009
What if they are younger than 50?
Poochie - May 15, 2009
I know who Argyros is (was).
I had relatives growing up that talked about him.
Same thing with Trailblazers and Petrie/Wicks, although those players didn’t play while I was alive.
Faux - May 15, 2009
The point is your question doesn't separate real fans from bandwagoners
More than anything else it will just tell you who’s old and who’s young, and most of the time you don’t need to talk to someone to figure that out.
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I bet you could find "true" Mariner fans that couldn't name the starting lineup for the 1995 team.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Doug Strange and a buncha other jerks.
waldo rojas - May 15, 2009
I know very little about this team's history pre-World Series Baseball '94 for SEGA
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Pre-1991 for me.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Hi!
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
I could in 1995, but not now.
I’m not much of a historian. I just don’t care enough to remember things like that. I’ll remember plays and my favorite players, but lineups and numbers just don’t remain in my head past a year. I could probably do the 2001 team just because people around here and USSM talk about it all the time so it’s sunk in.
Teej - May 15, 2009
To be honest I can't
I didn’t start being a fan until 2005.
Fin - May 15, 2009
If you grow up in a household with fans of a team, you hear about the teams that existed before you.
Especially that year’s team when it comes to the RS.
So I guess it tells you who comes from fan families more than the fans, but that should be a pretty good indicator.
Faux - May 15, 2009
I couldn't even name all 11 positions on the football field but I've sat through some pretty shitty Seahawks seasons.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
There's a lot more players on a football team,
and you probably can name off more than the top player from a given “era”, right?
And growing up as a Cards fan (I think), I’m sure you heard about more than Bob Gibson or Lou Brock from the era before?
Faux - May 15, 2009
The point is that fandom comes in a near infinite amount of diversity
and I don’t take the opinions of people who try to judge who is/is not a fan seriously.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
My Dad couldn't care less about the Mariners or baseball at all, really.
That doesn’t make me any less of a fan.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Who's to say that there's a line that seperates fandom from bandwagon, then?
Faux - May 15, 2009
To elaborate, I've been to less than a handful of M's games at Safeco.
I had a few more at the Kingdome, and another decent handful on the road wherever I was living at the time.
I couldn’t tell you anything about the beer garden, or falling roof tiles (too young).
But yet I go to games when I can get to them, and root for the M’s. Am I a bandwagoner? What level of knowledge does that line sit at?
Faux - May 15, 2009
I don't think the difference between a real fan and a bandwagoner can be found in the realm of knowledge
It comes down to loyalty and attention paid when times are tough.
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Brevity begets firstity.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
I have paid less attention this year when we have done oll right than I did last year when we were god awful so I guess that makes me the ultimate fan
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
Or retarded
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
Or both!
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
You know who the manager is, right?
msb - May 15, 2009
We still have Lou around, right?
He’d never leave us.
Faux - May 15, 2009
I'm a bandwagon fan becauase my parents grew up in Chicago but I grew up in Spokane?
They don’t care about baseball much, so I naturally took to the Mariners as soon as I was old enough to make those kind of depressing life decisions.
Bandwagon fans are the fans that only jump aboard during winning seasons. Knowledge of a team is not the only criteria with respect to fandom. If you show up during the playoffs in a new M’s hat and start cheering for Eye-Cheer-Oh, yeah you’re probably a bandwagon fan. If you have cared and rooted for and followed the M’s through all the bad times, probably not.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
If you are a fan of the team, shouldn't you have accumulated some sembelance of knowledge?
At least through osmosis?
Faux - May 15, 2009
I don't know anything about the team's history pre-2001
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
Alex Rodriguez was the starting shortstop here from 1996-2000
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Whoa
That’s why people hate him so much? I thought he came up with the Rangers
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
Yeah! We used to have Griffey too!
nickmo - May 15, 2009
And that really tall, ugly pitcher.
msb - May 15, 2009
It was nice having a Johnson on the team that was actually a good baseball player.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
An R Johnson, even
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
We should trade for R Johnson
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Doesn't matter which
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Russ Johnson has some interesting versatility.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
I used to want him here so bad when I believed his good seasons were for real
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Same with Reed
Poochie - May 15, 2009
I also seem to recall wanting Mike DiFelice, Jared Sandberg, and Pete LaForest
I never could figure out why the Devil Rays sucked so bad.
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I wanted Geoff Blum circa 2001
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Idiot
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
This is hypocritical
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
You just said you wanted a lot of bad players and now you criticize him for one
Perhaps you should read the style guide and then comment further
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
OK stupid, I could have told you that Mike DiFilice was a total butt-pirate back then
Poochie - May 15, 2009
The Rays were loaded with A-level talent
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
DiFilece got cut from an extremely poor hitting Cardinals team for hitting poorly.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
I'm 2000 I was the most retarded baseball fan in existence
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I'm 1992 I was an ill informed baseball fan.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
I thought I was smart, but turns out I was one of those people who thought they were the pinicale of knowledge because they knew wlks were good and ERA was misleading
Poochie - May 15, 2009
You had me beat then.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
I followed the gospel of BP like an idiot
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
BP used to be decent
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Only when there weren't any alternatives
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I didn't even get the internet fulltime until 2002
Poochie - May 15, 2009
and Mark Loretta circa 2002
one of those wasn’t retarded
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Mark Loretta circa 2002 was dreaaaamy
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Wasn't even starting!
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Who needs to start when you're a rock star?
abender20 - May 15, 2009
I think he has been out of baseball for a few years.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Hit and pitched in Triple-A in 2007
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Plus trading R Johnson for himself would give the announcers something to talk about while he are having our junk punched in
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Unless we are playing in Chicago
Where Rick Rizzs will inevitably talk about his childhood.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
You think they would appreciate the time he was here, but no.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
I appreciate how good he was as a Mariner,
but I still don’t like him.
Jed MC - May 15, 2009
So you started off as a bandwagoner?
Faux - May 15, 2009
Note: I missed 94-95 and the whole 2001 season.
This makes me more of a fan than anyone here, because it was all bad times for me.
Faux - May 15, 2009
At the risk of Corcoing,
Under NOLA’s rules, I should stop paying attention.
Faux - May 15, 2009
Damn skippy
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 15, 2009
You're too hung up on semantics in this case.
Everyone starts somewhere. It’s about how you approach it, not how encyclopedic you are in your knowledge of the times before you knew who they were.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
I was being facetious in the last two,
but I regard having picked up some of the facts of seasons past as a proxy for knowing that someone was there, or at least cared enough to pick up something.
Even someone that isn’t a diehard knows that Blowers played for the M’s (and probably knows he played third in that case), even just from listening to a sampling to games. Most likely, there’ll be a spark there when you talk about it that you can tell.
Faux - May 15, 2009
I started off as someone who listened to Mariner games on the radio in 2001
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
Did you ever play any baseball, or was the 2001 season the thing that got you hooked?
Decatur - May 15, 2009
I played cricket when I was young but have 0 experience playing organised baseball
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
When I was in England I watched some cricket when I was in a pub
I had a hard time understanding it, but it seemed interesting.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
I don't find it interesting at all anymore
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
Viva Sachin
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Hear hear.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
Although to be fair, he's entering Griffey territory.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
He's still good, by all accounts.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
Not as prolific a scorer he once was, but is still one of the top 3 hitters on the Indian national team, which has a damn good batting line up.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
Eh, I have an unhealthy love for the Bihari Bitch, Yuvraj, and Sehwag.
Also, Pathan always manages to be in top form when I get a chance to watch. Sachin is still good, he’s just showing his age quite a bit.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
I'm not quite sure who the Bihari Bitch is, but the other two are streaky hitters.
But when they’re on, game over.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
The one and only MD Dhoni
abender20 - May 15, 2009
MS*
abender20 - May 15, 2009
I didn't know that.
Thank you.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
I'm not certain that this is a widely held nickname for him.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Probably not. I follow the Indian team and I've never heard anyone mention it.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 15, 2009
Your sig is awesome. I love that show.
.Taylor - May 15, 2009
Recap in pictures:
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Dammit, I wish I could see more than three of these pictures.
Faux - May 15, 2009
No Mike Moore? Poser!
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Ah Luis
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 15, 2009
He said pre-2001
not pre-1996. You’ve got 5 more years to cover. Here, I’ll start you out:
ralphie81 - May 15, 2009
Maybe I was only going with meaningful things instead of pushing the concept into the ground.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
?
Vatinius - May 15, 2009
.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
or
msb - May 15, 2009
Or
FOR
nickmo - May 15, 2009
Pre-2001 god dammit
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Absolutely incredible.
It would make a hell of a tattoo.
royalcurve - May 15, 2009
Haha
Just start at the hip and don’t stop ’til you reach the feet
tootthekazoo - May 15, 2009
Would that put Alvin Davis on your balls?
Or are we just talking the outside of the leg?
Faux - May 15, 2009
I don't think I'm too worried about Alvin ending up on my balls.
royalcurve - May 15, 2009
You find a tattoo artist who can making a spinning Griffey
head and I will have it done.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Screw that, I'm gettin me some rims
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Chicks dig a spinning Griffey head.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Everybody digs a spinning Griffey head
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Especially if it's spinning down the side of a hill after being removed from his neck
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
That's just Robert or racist
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Just because I hate him and he's black doesn't mean I hate him because he's black
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Hating Griffey is a dead meme
but liking him ironically isn’t!
Poochie - May 15, 2009
What about genuinely liking him?
Jed MC - May 15, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/9/19/617960/9-19-open-game-thread#8859567
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
How is that not rec'd
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
That's when recs were worth more
All the recs before July should be worth at least 3x
Poochie - May 15, 2009
We don't tolerate racism here
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
There's nothing racist about pointing out that a nigga stole my bike
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Same day different shit, ain't nothin good in the hood.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
It's not racist. It's just LLLJ
.Taylor - May 15, 2009
Got me there
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Oh I thought you meant nigger
my bad
Poochie - May 15, 2009
It is implied that you want him lynched for his actions
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
I've always wanted a racist friend
it makes me seem interesting
Poochie - May 15, 2009
As long as you balance that with one black guy that you sort of know but can tell people you hang out with all the time
abender20 - May 15, 2009
What happened to Corcotopia?
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Are you trying to summon him?
Poochie - May 15, 2009
I forgot about the shoplifting inside joke!
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Please explain it to me so I can reference it in further conversation in manner that implies I was there even though I actually wasn't.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
There's nothing racist about wanting a ritualistic beheading of an old man
abender20 - May 15, 2009
It wouldn't have to be ritualistic
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Jeff doesn't care about black people.
.Taylor - May 15, 2009
Smaller
Dewey N - May 15, 2009
Some
but it’s possible to care very deeply about a team without caring about their stats or transactions very much.
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Just to get back to the original question then
If you sit next to someone in Safeco who offers up that they have no idea who played on the team before 2004, who doesn’t know why the name ‘Aaron Boone’ means anything (let alone Mo Vaughn or, going back a bit, Bill Buckner), and who doesn’t know what stadium the Sox play in, etc. etc., they may simply be a passionate fan who approaches the game/fandom differently?
By the discussion here, no youngish person in a Boston hat could qualify as a bandwagon fan; they haven’t been tested yet. Can this result really be true?
marc w - May 15, 2009
I'm not going to engage a fan in Red Sox garb in discussion, but you want one question to ask them?
Here you go.
Why do you root for Boston?
His or her answer to that question is all you should ever need to know.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
The pink hats!
abender20 - May 15, 2009
The GREEN hats!
msb - May 15, 2009
The ASS hats!
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Asshat.
msb - May 15, 2009
I don't want to ask them questions either.
But by this discussion, we couldn’t actually tell no matter what answer they gave to your question. Who knows, maybe they WILL stick with them when times get tough.
I’m going to stick with making ruthless, often unsubstantiated judgments silently.
marc w - May 15, 2009
No one said you should making ruthless and unsubstantiated judgments.
That’s important.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Seems to me that the terms "real fan" and "bandwagoner" and such
are really just terms applied to the how and why somebody became a fan of a team. That’s the real question and everything has been built on top of that premise and now boiled down to labels.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
You could always ask how they spent the summer of 2006
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I didn't want them to win the WS in 2004
because I knew the evil it would spawn.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
There isn't any pre-1995 Mariners knowledge in the Los Angeles water supply, so no.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
People my age can be fans too
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Yes, this is a realistic question to ask someone who wasn't alive during the Great Depression
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Son of a bitch
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Age remark
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
When I was your age young man, we used to walk the 6 miles up to the other person and say "LATE".
You goddamn kids these days got no work ethic.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
And it was hard, walking uphill through that driving snow storm.
msb - May 15, 2009
I would be surprised to see how many could name the right field fair pole.
Just come up with random historical facts that any real Red Sox fan would know. Phrase them like you’re asking them because you can’t remember. Should be fun.
JLProck - May 15, 2009
Pesky's pole is a constant Joe Morgan talking point.
Most bandwagoners probably know that by now.
Faux - May 15, 2009
There isn't anything Joe Morgan hasn't fucked up, is there?
JLProck - May 15, 2009
Which T stop is the shortest walk to Fenway?
Hint – the answer isn’t Fenway.
Jed MC - May 15, 2009
Simply ask them any question at all about the Red Sox in 2003.
Inkara1 - May 15, 2009
Do you like or dislike Aaron Boone?
Jed MC - May 15, 2009
We're boned, aren't we?
Poochie - May 15, 2009
Why do you even ask?
InSpokane - May 15, 2009
For the answers
Poochie - May 15, 2009
You should know that answer.
InSpokane - May 15, 2009
A little early, but
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/19/845150/8-5-chart#14447994
OlSalty - May 15, 2009
At least there wasn't misplaced optimism in our pitchers.
Who knew this offense would suck?!?[/sarcasm]
JLProck - May 15, 2009
I take that back.
*misplaced optimism in our starters.
Fix’d.
JLProck - May 15, 2009
FUCK.
HOTD Matt is on tap at Bottleworks today? Wheeeeeee! I’m still pretty sure I’ll never actually get to taste this. Glad to know it’s ‘amazing.’
Lester’s season is fascinating. I’m a bit surprised his tRA is as high as it is, but I guess the GB% drop would do that.
I really expected to see a big drop in Beckett’s FB velocity, but no such luck. Any change in movement?
marc w - May 15, 2009
I don't see anything substantial
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
Hmph.
Tim Kurkjian has an entire column on third basemen and doesn’t mention Beltre. Apparently the important thing about playing third is hitting.
msb - May 15, 2009
Playing third base east of the Missouri River helps a lot.
Kermit. - May 15, 2009
How you can be celebrating sours after SBW's Sour Night is beyond me.
But sours fit well with RSN
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 15, 2009
We WILL sweep the Red Sox
Robert - May 15, 2009
Ahahahaha!
royalcurve - May 15, 2009
Robert will be the one laughing in 3 days
gregrabble - May 15, 2009
I have one
Me: You know, Varitek came up with the Ms.
‘Fan’: WHAT! NO WAY!!
melenious - May 15, 2009
'Fan': You see, this is why I could never be an M's fan
Your front office makes all sorts of ridiculous moves that cripple the franchise!
Me: Well, yes, there does seem to be a pattern here, though the new GM has done a lot to correct this.
‘Fan’: Hahaha! You talk like a fag, and we’re world champions! Fag!
(Just don’t talk to Sox fans)
marc w - May 15, 2009
Shoot first
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
Things like this happened at every game last year, so instead of egging them on, don't respond to their insults.
If you keep giving them crap, and they don’t see you getting distressed over how they act to you, they get much more upset, and it’s much more fun that way.
Honestly, I’m just as mad at Seattle fans for not trying to boo the “Let’s Go Red Sox” chants. Half the time I find myself wanting to yell at our fans for allowing the fans of the opposing team to out-cheer us in our own house. It’s really annoying.
The Yankees coming to town is much more fun, Yankees fans are far more respectful and you can actually engage in fun trash talk and banter with them.
BrettJMiller - May 15, 2009
I though garlic fries and tell them to shut the hell up.
InSpokane - May 15, 2009
I just loved being at Safeco the day we swept them in 2007.
That was a lot of fun.
marc w - May 15, 2009
Yes it was. Sadly the glow faded fast.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
I just picked up the earphones again...
in time to hear Ian Furness lauding Steve Kelley’s column on Morrow.
msb - May 15, 2009
Gosh dangit, you guys!
I was supposed to run errands all day but this site is making it effing impossible!
All in moderation, yes? Mm, minus when it comes to baseball. :)
Go Ms!
melenious - May 15, 2009
You want to be productive?
Then for the love of God don’t click this.
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Bottleworks remodel is great
After lurking for a few years, I finally registered because I just walked home from the grand re-opening. If you’re both a beer and bourbon fan, Hair of the Dog Matt is sublime… and I’m not saying that because I drank the snifter on an empty stomach.
If they ever add an outdoor drinking area, I’ll accept the full-blown alcoholism as inevitable.
serotonein - May 15, 2009
GOD DAMN IT.
marc w - May 15, 2009
I'm really intrigued by the new Bottleworks layout.
I hope it’s still cavernesque.
Aaron Campeau - May 15, 2009
The lighting is the same
so no worries there. It does feel roomier when you get past the register, though, since they took out the middle display section.
serotonein - May 15, 2009
Today's lineup
Ichiro RF
Jose Lopez 2B
Mike Sweeney DH
Adrian Beltre 3B
Wladimir Balentien LF
Russell Branyan 1B
Kenji Johjima C
Yuni Betancourt SS
Frankline Gutierrez CF
ThundaPC - May 15, 2009
!!!
Tony S - May 15, 2009
Eff.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
Why the fuck is Gutierrez batting 9th
BrettJMiller - May 15, 2009
There are so many directions this answer could go in.
I’m gonna say Wak has an irrational hatred of beautiful men.
Decatur - May 15, 2009
That's why Clement isn't here!
Slurvey - May 15, 2009
When you've got a guy that's only slugging .520 off lefties, you don't want him hitting too high in the lineup.
Teej - May 15, 2009
I wasn't going to drink today
but, it looks like I’m going to have to.
melenious - May 15, 2009
Everything about this gif is perfect, right down to Felix's expression and the hands that in my head are clapping cymbals
Jeff Sullivan - May 15, 2009
I'm reading Yuni's lips trying to figure out what he is saying.
So far I am at, “They won’t go home alive.”
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Mistake one: assuming Yuni is speaking in English.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Noting that he is mingling amongst his fellow Latinos.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
That wasn't a cultural observation so much as a statement of fact.
Yuni speaks pretty lousy English, so if he’s getting excited and babbling to Felix, it’s Spanish.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Sure, makes sense.
I was just arriving at the same conclusion a different way I suppose.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
Good point.
I think he is actually saying, "Parezco tener fisuras anales. "
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
I figured he was just grunting
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Something about anal fissures?
Fuzz - May 15, 2009
I was unaware that human beings move like while not having tonic/clonic seizures.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
Feel free to rec the original maker!
And the guy who provided a measurable amount of help to the original maker!
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Would that be you?
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
Yes
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/13/874821/well-gosh#15697677
with a tip o’ my non existent cap to Jeff for the GIFing tutorial.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Rec begging successful then.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
I'm still miffed after my ice flow jpeg got all its recs given to other people.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
The genesis of great thought is rarely rewarded.
Sec 108 - May 15, 2009
I tutored Jeff so really I deserve a percentage of both your recs.
Poochie - May 15, 2009
It deserves an encore.
ThundaPC - May 15, 2009
There is another quality Yuni gif from that at bat
Robert - May 15, 2009
I'm going to BevMo after work. This is getting ridiculous.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
BevMo?
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Wonderful liquor store with a fine array of craft beers. It's a Southwestern US thing.
abender20 - May 15, 2009
BevMo!
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 15, 2009
Question for all: what is your opinion of Jon Lester?
I’ve never seen him pitch, and I know almost nothing about him except that he grew up in Tacoma, got busted for stealing laptops or something stupid like that, got cancer, and is becoming a pretty sick pitcher (look at that K/9 rate!). Any thoughts?
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Yes! I do have thoughts.
Jon Lester has seen his ratio of missed bats shoot skyward from 7.7% last year to 11.6% so far in 2009. His batted ball profile is roughly the same, a little worse on the whole, but nothing too major. He’s been looking terrible for two main reasons: a .393 BABIP and a whopping 12.1% of balls in the air going over the fence. Those are likely to come back down to Earth as the season progresses. The missed bats though, and the corresponding rise in strikeout rate (it has jumped nine points) may be for real. In which case, watch out.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Thank you, Matthew! I will now succumb to your rec-begging charm!
I was thinking more along the lines of “should I hate him as much as ”http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/3/23/808090/open-wbc-korea-vs-japan-fi#13340180" target="new">I hate Dustin Pedroia?" But this works too.
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Link fail. Meant to say: "should I hate Lester as much as I hate Dustin Pedroia?"
Whom I hate for his MLB 2K9 or whatever commercial.
Decatur - May 15, 2009
That commercial is fantastic.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
We shall agree to disagree.
Although my beef is more with seeing it 20 times per game during the World Baseball Classic than with the commercial itself.
Decatur - May 15, 2009
Your fault for watching exhibition baseball.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
He threw a no-hitter one time, according to my annoying-ass video game that plays the call once an hour.
Teej - May 15, 2009
He had cancer.
Robert - May 15, 2009
The M's head groundskeeper used to be his coach?
I hate Jon Lester less than all other Red Sox, though that’s just T-town pride (though technically Lester’s from Puyallup).
marc w - May 15, 2009
I hate him
and hope he dies a thousand painful deaths.
bluemax - May 15, 2009
I believe it was Clay Buchholz with the laptops
msb - May 15, 2009
I hope the cancer comes back
Graham MacAree - May 15, 2009
...and I was worried we would become bored without being able to make the Josh Hamilton cocaine-addiction jokes.
But I think cancer recurrence is a worthy replacement.
nickmo - May 15, 2009
I'm off to the game!
If anyone wants to find me I’ll be wearing my
Brandon MorrowTacoma Rainiers hat, and will be sitting in RF with a big “Red Sox ‘Nation’ is a Bandwagon” sign.Do something unexpected and win, M’s!
BrettJMiller - May 15, 2009
So, to sum up...
… I should spend as much of this weekend obliterating as much of my brain as possible, because of the horror of seeing a bunch of obnoxious bandwagoners cheer as we get killed?
eponymous_coward - May 15, 2009
Or you could go do something else. The weather's predicted to be fantastic.
Matthew - May 15, 2009
Has David Ortiz hit a homerun yet?
If not, time to put down some money on it happening at the weekend!
marinerdan - May 15, 2009
Nothing like a trip to Marinerland!
msb - May 15, 2009
Bring it on down to Marinerville!
Slurvey - May 15, 2009
"Ortiz and Beltre need to get back on the juice"
- overheard in Revere, MA on a Friday night in May 2009
Tony S - May 15, 2009
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