Geoff chides Ichiro for not diving for that Tori Hunter double
Washburn then walked Bobby Abreu to load the bases and Torii Hunter doubled past a lunging — but not diving — Ichiro in right center to bring three runs home and give the Angels a lead.
On that particular play, doesn’t it make more sense to run through it than dive for it? Unless Ichiro knows how to dive upwards.
Is there some sort of training camp I can go to where Russell Branyan slides into me repeatedly at third base? Because I will write a check right. Now.
And ended up with a picture of ugly old people doing it in a car in a Wal Mart parking lot. GIS Roulette is much more entertaining with Safe Search off
1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.
Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.
I completely failed in my reading comprehension there. At first, I thought he was imagining a stream of consciousness sequence running through Torii Hunter’s mind or something.
God. Damn. It.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
AH!
It’s like the Predator taking batting practice!
section331 - May 18, 2009
This has ceased being fun
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Have some appy juice
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Don't worry the Angel's will find a way
to error themselves into an L. Plus there’s always our bullpen of terrible.
teopeht - May 18, 2009
This sucks
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
I like bringing in Morrow now, he won't have a lead to blow.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I like the idea of bringing Morrow into something that kills his puppy
Robert - May 18, 2009
I see that our offense has entered hibernation
Robert - May 18, 2009
He WANTED to call Ichiro out.
Wilder. - May 18, 2009
Haha
Fuck off midget.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Ichiro is still amazing
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
LOAFIE TIME
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
LOAFIE TIME OVER
abender20 - May 18, 2009
GOD LOAFIE SUCKS
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
Admission is the first step in recovery
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I'm somewhat surprised he didn't call him out
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
The Angels had a hit like that, but it came with 2 outs and runners scoring.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I wonder how Aybar feels about that close call
JLC - May 18, 2009
God dammit Loafie.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Now there's a good AB
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Ugh Lopez
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Hey lets not swing at those
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
You can take the Beltre out of the lineup....
But we have never-ending supply of feeble copies.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Get a hit you old man.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Feel free to tie this game up, Griffey.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Or K. Whatever your comfortable with.
russak - May 18, 2009
Sims just mock-yawned when Lackey stepped off.
Badass.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Hey, you know what we haven't seen from Griffey in a while?
A homerun
JLC - May 18, 2009
Consider the shot called.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
You know what we haven't seen from 50 Cent in a while?
Good music.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
In a while?
JLC - May 18, 2009
His mixtapes from the early 2000's were pretty good.
Teej - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY BOMB
NOW
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY!!!
Robert - May 18, 2009
Suck a fat one.
russak - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY?
Robert - May 18, 2009
Griffey did not go.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
SPIN
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
BULLSHIT
Wilder. - May 18, 2009
BULLSHIT!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Oh fuck off ump.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
LAT'S BRACES
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Yeah I'm fucking sick of umpires
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Wow. I don't know about that.
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
Not sure what the fascination is with times Griffey has homered on this specific date.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
To remember how great he once was.
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
I would be surprised if there wasn't a day in the season he didn't have one, that would be mildly interesting
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
It IS pretty cool that you can do that with him on pretty much any day
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
It's a season long eulogy
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Mariner history.
Time filler.
msb - May 18, 2009
Many of the home runs did not come while wearing a Mariner uniform.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Griffey hit those home runs for other teams as a ex Mariner
AND NOW HE’S BACK
Robert - May 18, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK GO EAT YOUR OWN FACE YOU STUPID HACK
abender20 - May 18, 2009
MOTHER HUMPING UMPS
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Umpires hate us.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
And here come the umps.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
That was a quality call from an MLB umpire!
JLC - May 18, 2009
I still can't believe how many USSM commenters said that they'd throw a fit if pitch f/x called the strikes instead of the umps' eyes.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
As a general rule, commenters on USSM are older than at LL.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
*stupider?
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
This should be fun
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
DMZ was high when he wrote the Bugs Bunny article
JLC - May 18, 2009
He must've been in one of those Samuel Taylor Coleridge-type trips.
Because that was massive and brilliant.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
I was trying to be diplomatic this instant.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
As a new person, I am highly interested in the differences between the two sites.
This site seems MUCH better.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
This site's commenters are much younger and OT
if that’s what you’re looking for, than LL is the right place. USSM has analysts who are just as talented as the ones we have here
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
Dave is smarter than all of us
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Combined?
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
You'd have to ask Dave
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
...
Yeah, sub thread closed.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Our layout is far more conducive to readable comment threads
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Plus your content is more conducive to readable, funny threads. I do like it.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It's funny how different two websites can be when they're run in large part by people with identical brains
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Our site also has Corco while their's does not
Robert - May 18, 2009
Why doesn't he comment there?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Because he was banned a long, long time ago.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Besides, it's part of the progression.
USSM commenters often switch over to LL after awhile.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Many of the younger ones
I think we frighten the elderly.
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Only now and then.
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
Yeah, I did.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
You don't know?
Robert - May 18, 2009
I saw the"Why David J Corcoran destroys everything he touches" post
But I never happened across any confirmation that he was banned until today.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Dave wrote an entire post about that on USSM? That seems very unlike him.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Do you have a link handy?
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Derek
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Well gosh
http://ussmariner.com/2006/11/21/bonus-graph-for-tuesday/
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
This isn't bad at all
http://ussmariner.com/2006/07/29/why-david-corcoran-destroys-everything-he-touches/
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
One day, the above sentence will be false.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Yet we've all seen crappy umpiring all our lives, no matter our age.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
They are all imagining robots behind the plate rather than a simple headset on the umpire.
manyoso - May 18, 2009
I still don't understand how this wouldn't be really fucking cool
JLC - May 18, 2009
I'd pay big money to watch Lou Pinella curse at roboump
JLC - May 18, 2009
Ok, so this is getting ridiculous.
msb - May 18, 2009
Wait, since when was Glen Perkins pitching in 1999?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Perhaps he meant Dan Perkins!
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA199905180.shtml
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Must be.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
That makes much more sense.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I think Perkins was like 16 years old in 1999.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
These calls are drastically affecting the game.
What the crap.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
YEEEHAAAAAAA
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Red card
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Did you have that just waiting?
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I'm going to start requesting players for this
JLC - May 18, 2009
No you'll ruin it
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I wonder if he would do better if he rotated counter clockwise instead....
Almost like some sort of boost, like a power thing.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Stop trying to turn back the clock on Griffey.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
That works too.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
OLD MAN POWER
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Griffey RBI!
Heydude - May 18, 2009
SUCK IT UMP
BrianL - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
YEA
TAKE THAT!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Griffey!!
That makes me feel a little better.
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY RBI YEAH
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
MOTHERFUCKING JUNIOR
Wilder. - May 18, 2009
JUNIOR!!!!
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
Griffey... RBI. Neat!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
That was a pretty swing.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
There we go Griffey.
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
KEN DID SOMETHING GOOD
JLC - May 18, 2009
Well at least I don't feel like killing myself anymore.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
GRIFFEY!!
Robert - May 18, 2009
Yay!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
EXCELLENT
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Oskar Blues Mama's Little Yellow is really disappointing.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I am not surprised.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I am.
I’ve never not loved anything they make.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Just seems like a genre ripe for disappointment.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
It's disappointing for a pilsner.
It is Beer.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Pils should probably just be left to Central Europe.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
And Victory
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Is that a good Pils? I had the chance to try it the other night
But went with my first Dogfishhead instead
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Yes, it's fantastic.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
For an American Pils I don't think it can be topped
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Well, now I vaguely regret my choice.
I would have tried Dogfish eventually, but I rarely see Victory around here.
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Dogfish is one of my five favorite breweries so you did well
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I'm actually not that orgasmic over Prima.
But I need to taste it again. Chuckanut locally actually makes a decent pils
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I'm not orgasmic over Prima but I'm orgasmic over Prima when I want a pilsner
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Urquell. Czechvar.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Believe it or not Victory is far easier for me to find
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I believe you.
Not the case here though.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I prefer Prima to both.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Prima!
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Late!
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Balentein hits a HR I'll find a nacho hat and eat it.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Against Lackey I mean.
At this AB.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Time for Wlad to blast one
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
oops
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
fail
redwolf75 - May 18, 2009
D'oh.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Durr
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Holy shit this menopause Jack in the Box commercial is terrifying
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
And ... like the midget cowboys ... getting old.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Wrong. Midget cowboys is nowhere near old.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Agreed.
It may never get old.
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
Three weeks ago I was Midget cowboys' biggest supported. Hilarious, funny, who doesn't love a tiny little cow?!?!
But … it’s too much now! And it’s not even in HD. Cheap … and getting old.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
The song is the best part
Robert - May 18, 2009
Why do we get the same crop of 5 commericals every break?
Eff off FSN.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Same crap every day.
Jack in the Box
Burger King
Match 4
EQC
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Don't forget the little kid with the weird mom
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
And the breathy "SNOQUALLLMIEEEE" Casino with possibly the tackiest fucking music ever put on TV.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Oh yes, good call.
Qwest (SO BIG)
Aflac (IT’S SO NICE TO HAVE COMPANY AFTER THE ACCIDENT)
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Oh FUCK ... I am SOOOOO tired of that shit-eating "SOOOOOOO BIG" kid.
Plus … I don’t want to see an 11 year old in a bathtub every night. Seriously.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It was funny the first 2 times, not anymore.
Every M’s game, multiple times.
SO BIG!
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I think we have a new catchphrase for the long ball.
It’s hit to deep left field … that ball is … SOOOO BIGG!!!
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It's somewhere between creepy and stupid.
At least there are no sirloin burgers involved.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Or hot dogs.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
For some reason it reminds me of that shitty video for Black Hole Sun
BRKLN M'S - May 18, 2009
Tonight's Commercial Break question from Me:
Does anyone know if they sell those badass Yellow “S” hats still in any official capacity?
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Those hats were terrible
Robert - May 18, 2009
Morrow?!?
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Dear FSN, please don't show Lincecum commercials. It just hurts
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Or 4 little numbers
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
MORROWTIME
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
Morrow time!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I'm not sure why they skipped the Torii Hunter 3 run double in the game recap
That seems like a fairly important play
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Blocked it out our minds
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Morrow?
Uh oh.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Maybe he'll perform some long relief magic.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Or he will give up like 12 runs
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
HGH SIGHTING
seattlebruin - May 18, 2009
Yikes, Morrow in the 6th?
Heydude - May 18, 2009
HOLY FUCK THAT WAS A BENDY PITCH THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN A STRIKE!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
HOLY FUCK NO PRESCEDENT FOR THAT AT ALL!!!
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Two in a row!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
WAs that on TV back to back bendy stuff holy crap!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Yes, that was on TV
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
90% chance of fastball here.
russak - May 18, 2009
Well
If they want him to pitch at least two innings, I don’t think there’s any way we will see just fastballs. He has to throw something else.
Right?
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
K
Killah.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
BOOM
SIT DOWN
Wilder. - May 18, 2009
K!
AlexM - May 18, 2009
Brandon!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Sit the fuck down!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
I feel like if you're not a good fastball hitter you're either Brandon Fahey or not a Major Leaguer
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
They're going to fix Morrow by stretching him out over longer stints.
Might I suggest that by using him as the first pitcher of the game, you can better control how many innings he throws and under what circumstances?
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Earn your job back, and then break our hearts again.
russak - May 18, 2009
K! Morrow for closer!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Starter!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Sweet mother of Jesus he's throwing in the bendy stuff.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Fuck Juan Rivera
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
0-2 fastball
HAS NOT LEARNED
Wilder. - May 18, 2009
Well it *is* his best pitch
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Well fuck.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Fuck steaks
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Welcome Back Brandon Morrow.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Well that was fun.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Plot continuity!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Longer story arch than House!
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I hate my life
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Morrow is broken
edddgar - May 18, 2009
Has he even hit 20 innings pitched yet?
Including ST?
msb - May 18, 2009
MORROW'ND YOU ASSHAT
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
NO!
melenious - May 18, 2009
Deathspiral.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I hate Brandon Morrow.
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
Damn guts was close
abender20 - May 18, 2009
DFA!
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Bowden? Bavasi?
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Today, Brandon Morrow gave up runs.
My life is average.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Man, Gutierrez came somewhat close to catching that
JLC - May 18, 2009
Guti just missed that.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Wow, Gutz appeared to be really close to getting that
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Brandon Morrow is my least favorite Mariner.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Right handed Matt Thornton!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
It's official, Morrow is a bust.
russak - May 18, 2009
Well that's just silly.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Morrow needs to join the long list of people who belong in AAA.
Oh, and great try by Gutz.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I thought Gutz was gonna Endy that shit.
Damn.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
One of Bavasi's many parting gifts.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Yeah
Morrow should definitely be a starter; that way, we’ll know how badly things are going to go without watching 5 innings of a game…
section331 - May 18, 2009
Sniper Rodiner ready to execute "Operation Morrow" at your command.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I hope you're enjoying the bullpen you miserable piece of shit.
MFAN - May 18, 2009
If he catches that ball I need new pants.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
It's remarkable how much more fun this game was when we were winning
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
If it weren't for all the semen in his belly Gutierrez may have been able to jump higher
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Whoa.
esoteric - May 18, 2009
No muss no fuss!
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Good Lord!
Why am I laughing so hard?
section331 - May 18, 2009
Because that's a natural reaction to things that are hilarious
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Meme killed!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Not even close
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Blast
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
This has MONTHS to go.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
I didn't escalate far enough
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
If I have box immunity I could kill it in no time flat.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
You blew your chance on Sunday
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Is this cuzza the screaming in the face thing?
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Except of course that was Brett and not acblue.
Fuck my life I am a LL failure at least once a thread.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
They are basically the same person
Robert - May 18, 2009
I knew leaving the house was a mistake
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Gutierrez does a donkey show?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Two balls one mitt
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
I posted an LOL cat and didn't get boxed so I bet Aaron could go hog wild on at least one post.
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Try tying it in with the horce racing discussion from earlier?
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Horse semen?
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
That's gross
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
According to Aaron, we might get higher ratings!
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Dude Tubgirl has been seen by millions of people.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
We should pinch-run with Gutierrez when he's in heat?
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
That seems counter productive.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Wait we need it reversed
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
This is complicated
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Stop trying to turn back the clock on the menstrual cycle
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Hoarse from horse semen?
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I'll take Catch The Semen for 400
patsfan - May 18, 2009
Is that what the moustache is for, Trebek?
patsfan - May 18, 2009
Then that happened
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FASTBALL K KEEP THROWING IT NO MATTER WHAT
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Whaddya know ... an offensive game.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
These high fastballs are working really well for him
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I'm somehow not comfortable with interspersing strikeouts and homers.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Please for the love of God option Morrow to Tacoma.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
And make him start.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
I'd rec this a thousand times if it would let me
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
YOU ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE I WISH YOU HAD DIED OF A DRUG OVERDOSE WHILE YOU WERE AT BERKLEY
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
How the fuck does a relief pitcher have a 11.00 ERA?
russak - May 18, 2009
When he pitches for the Mariners?
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
You give up alot of runs
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Well in his last 3 appearances he's given up 7 ER in 1 1/3 IP
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
That makes me sad
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Safeco looks so weird with the roof closed.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Ewww, we've given up 8 runs to the Angels.
MFAN - May 18, 2009
Who would steal on a guy who throws nothing but 97 mph heat?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
I'm sorry Brandon, but you deserve this.
Brandon Morrow is throwing his fastball up in the zone and with poor command?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Closers don't pitch well in non-closing situations
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Or in closing situations
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Brandon Morrow is a closer?
(surprised man’s face)
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Aybar has first and third eyes.
He can stand on home, face second, and look at first and third.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I hate to ever paraphrase Bill Krueger,..but
“I don’t care if you throw 110, you have to mix your pitches, you can’t throw all fastballs.”
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Actually if you locate a 110 MPH FB you could use that all day I'm sure.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
I don't think you could even see 110 mph, but that would sound awesome
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
I agree, I think he meant to make a point.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I miss George. And JJ. And, oh, that one guy who pitches for Atlanta.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
EOF!!!
MFAN - May 18, 2009
I miss Shawn Kelley :(
Decatur - May 18, 2009
That was curious
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT HE DROPPED THE DAMN BALL GAHHHHHHH
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Wow things are going really well for us
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Oh fuck me
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Oh applesauce
abender20 - May 18, 2009
You...I...the...wjaHFKLB
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Branyan
You literally dropped the ball
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Wow, more epic fail.
Hope Wak has a good argument.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
We are a bunch of fucking retards
Robert - May 18, 2009
GET ANGRY WAK. LOSE YOUR COOL. DO SOMETING
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Seriously. Gut punch one of these fucking umps. Take the fine, you can afford it.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
WIN US BASEBALL GAMES BY LOSING YOUR SHIT
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
THROW A FUCKING CURVEBALL!!!
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Is this the most unlucky we have ever gotten in a game?
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Heavens no
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
What was?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Uh well I just know we have been more unlucky in the past
I’m not a friggin jukebox
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I'll say. >:(
When am I getting my $2.25 in quarters back?
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I will forgo all curiosity.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Damn straight
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Any 2007 game against the Angels.
MFAN - May 18, 2009
`
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Anything with Richie Sexson in the field
Or Carl Everett
Or Bobby Ayala
Or Jose Vidro
Or….
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
It's not bad luck when shitty players play shitty.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I was thinking: as fans, it was bad luck that we had to watch them
But yeah
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Mariner Baseball
1977-1994, 1996, 1998-99, 2002-Present Day.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
The saga of Bobby Madritsch.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Recently
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SEA/SEA200705150.shtml
The score might not show it but a hole bunch of pussy hits by the Angels for Felix’s first game back
Robert - May 18, 2009
The Mike Reilly game. Made an awesome recap though.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Wouldn't be surprised if that run scored somehow
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Good thing I have to restart MLB.TV.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I'm returning to that pleasant feeling where none of this surprises me
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Lube up my ear.
russak - May 18, 2009
I need a new sport.
esoteric - May 18, 2009
Seems to me that tagging the runner with the ball would be an out.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I would have thought the same thing
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Me too.
That leaves just one more ump to screw them over.
msb - May 18, 2009
And the second base umpire doesn't get a lot of action so even for us that's a stretch
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
We'll see though
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I am glad the umpires have informed us otherwise.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I'm also glad the infielders accepted his judgment with nary a complaint
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
It would have been embarrassing for them to raise a stink over it by shaking their arms all about.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
This is Aybar baiting
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Can't sneak anything by you!
Matthew - May 18, 2009
You know that's false
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
D/L = X!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Except a batted ball back to the mound.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Late
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
At least we didn't post the same one this time.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Can we pull him out now?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
melenious - May 18, 2009
That better be a sugar free cherry
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I want him to suffer.
esoteric - May 18, 2009
Oh dear.
He’s still in there?! WHY!
melenious - May 18, 2009
Morrow recorded three outs.
Improvement!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I'm watching Charm School
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
IT'S A LEFTY KILL IT
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Score runs
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Score at least four runs please.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I'd be happy with three for this inning
We seem to do well in close games at home
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Explain.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
GO GO GO
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
NO I AM THE ONE WHO IS IN HEAT
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Branyan's pretty good at this hitting the baseball thing.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Abreu 4 RF
BRANYAN TIME!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Time for the rally
manyoso - May 18, 2009
Russell!
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
God I love this guy. Russell something.
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
Simmons?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
HE'S A MANSICLE
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Our offense showed up
But not our pitching. Can we get both just once
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
April 28th vs. Chicago White Sox
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Seems wasteful
Robert - May 18, 2009
Abreau was pathetic on that play.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Continued muscle performance.
Alll natural muscle and muscley goodness.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
BRANYAN!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
He is now 12/40 against lefties this year with 8 extra-base hits
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
And 13 strikeouts to 1 walk!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I WAS EXCITED AFTER YOUR FIRST COMMENT
NOW I AM CONFLICTED!
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Branyan is the man, period.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Yuni should start leaving banana peels on the basepaths during the opposition's turn at bat.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
He WILL forget to pick them up ... bad idea.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Geoff chides Ichiro for not diving for that Tori Hunter double
On that particular play, doesn’t it make more sense to run through it than dive for it? Unless Ichiro knows how to dive upwards.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
I believe that's called jumping.
russak - May 18, 2009
We need to send Larry Stone to have a chat with Baker like Wak sent Cedeno to have a chat with Yuni is spring training.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Shut up, Geoff.
God. Why must you undo all the good that you do with utter trash like this?
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I like how it's passive-aggressive
He’s learning!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I often hate the people that inhabit this city.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I was expecting Geoff to bring up the whole "Ichiro's lost a step and is declining" schtick again
This is just sad.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
More homers than Griffey!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Jesus :(
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
4 MORE HOMERS THAN BOBBY ABREU!
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I can't wait for Griffey to announce his immediate retirement in mid-June.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Wouldn't it be cool if Beltre was hitting too?
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Gimme a K, E, N, J, I, B, L, A, S, and a T, and I'll be content.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
That was close.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
What the hell?
BrianL - May 18, 2009
I'm tripping balls
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Gonna go Green Man?
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
That was terrifying
A double play there would have been very demoralizing
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Way to be a thug, Russ
abender20 - May 18, 2009
What a sexy tackle
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Scioscia
Come out there and show the umps the expression you always have on your face
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Ok, so the umps owe us a few.
We’ll take it.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Makes up for the check swing.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
"call"
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
My beloved Mariner lost 14-1 today to the LAAOA in my pre-game matchup on MLB '09 The Show
Keep in mind I am fucking TERRIBLE at MLB ’09 The Show.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I care
abender20 - May 18, 2009
In my MLB '09 The Show Mariners Franchise Carlos Silva is 3-2 with an ERA under 3.50 and 3 complete games
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
No one cares
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Seattle Rodiners does I bet
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Irrelevant.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
How much do you bet I care?
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I would be willing to bet a large sum of money that you don't
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Perhaps you should go with that and never post on this matter ever again here.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Actually not as much as you think.
But … my pre-game matchups are eerily prescient.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It's almost like they didn't matter at all
Robert - May 18, 2009
Your e-mail is in your profile.
Go nuts Seattle Rodiners!
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
No one but abender20 cares.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I am caring as we speak
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Such deep caring, the likes of which you have never even cared to care about
abender20 - May 18, 2009
You should add a heart to your signature to emphasize this.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
It works now and then.
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
I knew he was the sensitive type
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
No doubt.
The proof is in the puddin’
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I know just what your saying, so please stop explaining
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
It took me a while, but I saw what you did there.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I know your good! Your real good!
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
You're. Feck.
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
FANFUCKINGFASCINATING
Robert - May 18, 2009
This is not appropriate for LL.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
I can't stop caring
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/4/8/827972/1-2-game-notes
Robert - May 18, 2009
What part of that is "and then some"?
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Other than what happened to my body when he hit that ball
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Russell the Hustle!
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Yay Guti.
Fuck you Juan Rivera for confusing me.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Bad outfield defense is very misleading
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
"That'll get the run and then some"
Not quite, Dave
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
That's why we all love Dave Sims.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
So that's why Branyan went for 3rd
He knew what he was doing!
ermac - May 18, 2009
Putting his good looks on the line for an extra base.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
So Russell Branyan has 4 more homers than Jack Cust.
redwolf75 - May 18, 2009
And as many as Mark Teixiera
edddgar - May 18, 2009
And seven more than Spinny McAss
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Franklin!
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Eat a dark chocolate banana, Yuni
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Fuck that sounds delicious
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Depends
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Betancourt should hit a home run here. Sooner or later, he'll listen to me.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Sweet. Yuni is up! This will calm me back down, sure.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Morrow has pitched a grand total of 15 innings this year, including Spring training.
Why isn’t he in Tacoma or West Tennessee or Peoria?
msb - May 18, 2009
Because we want to break him.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Everett!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I'd drive to Everett to watch Morrow.
It’s probably where he belongs right now. I think they start early next month.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Hey remember when the Giants threw Lincecum in the rotation and he just took over and dominated?
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Hey remember when the same thing happened with Morrow once
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
The one time, yeah.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
Then after it was successful, we said.
Ah screw it, never mind. He’ll make a great closer.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Our WE% didn't increase at all after that homerun.
I don’t get it, apparently, but I’ll still take it,
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
*Sac fly
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
Regardless of the results that was a phenomenal offensive inning
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
HAYGUYS WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
LET’S GO M’s!!! FUCK YEAH!!
IM PUUUMPPPED!!! YEAH FASTBALLS!!@!
BRB Gotta go feed this thing some balls..
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Well done.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Huh.
Is there some sort of training camp I can go to where Russell Branyan slides into me repeatedly at third base? Because I will write a check right. Now.
section331 - May 18, 2009
The line starts right over here.
msb - May 18, 2009
He has a facebook?
BRKLN M'S - May 18, 2009
What?
section331 - May 18, 2009
Fantasy camp?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
One person's training is another person's fantasy, I s'pose...
section331 - May 18, 2009
No scoreless innings
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Morrow Time (Part 2)
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Yay more Morrow
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Morrow's still in. My God.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
I just got the shivers.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
I would like for this game to die in a tragic house fire.
section331 - May 18, 2009
Wouldn't be tragic
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
No, no it wouldn't
But I would pretend to cry on TV…
section331 - May 18, 2009
Don't you ever fucking learn
Stop throwing fucking fastballs up in the zone over and over
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
The high fastball seems like it's working
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Feeling morrow-se
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
YAY THROW POORLY LOCATED FASTBALLS HOORAY BILL BAVASI IS AWESOME!!!!
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
I'm surprised no one saw this.
Faux - May 18, 2009
Subtle
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
I love this
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Only in my wildest wet dreams
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Oh great
Another fastball-only sonofabitch.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Ichiro! is a zen master in quantum physics
He will will strikes in.
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
I'm confused
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
To those that doubt,
when Ichiro was up in the 5th, this came up, and it flashed to Morrow in the BP. Look back if you have MLBTV.
Faux - May 18, 2009
And fuck flash, damn dvr controller disappears every once in a while while I'm trying to ge a screenshot.
Faux - May 18, 2009
Not a bad idea.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Odd that Ichiro is a Righty
But I’d believe it from him
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
He throws right handed.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Yeah, I posted that, and then my brain clicked
And I realized I’m a dumbshit
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Eric Chavez is a righty too.
Also, a shit ton of other major leaguers
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Does anyone in the majors throw left and bat right?
BrianL - May 18, 2009
I can't imagine why anyone would.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Rickey Henderson did
But he was always kind of a dumbass.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Huh. Didn't know hat.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Rickey Henderson was fucking amazing.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
/Amazingly good baseball player.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Rickey Henderson and Randy Johnson are the only ones that come to mind.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Randy Johnson!
Teej - May 18, 2009
There was just a long series on THT about this.
Part one.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Fascinating.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
27 such players this year.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
And those aren't switch hitters?
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Correct.
Logan,Boone
Perez,Juan
Gonzalez,Mike
Gunderson,Kevin
Hampton,Mike
Rodriguez,Wandy
Wright,Wesley
Guardado,Eddie
Davis,Doug
Robertson,Nate
Rapada,Clay
Romero,Ricky
Oliver,Darren
Gonzalez,Gio
Miller,Trever
Reyes,Dennys
Ludwick,Ryan
Dumatrait,Phil
Olson,Garrett
Ross,Cody
Meyer,Dan
Hinckley,Mike
Detwiler,Ross
Johnson,Randy
Lowry,Noah
Misch,Pat
Cecil,Brett
Matthew - May 18, 2009
So 2 non-pitchers.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Anecdotally, I have better natural power hitting righty. My bat control is just worse.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Given that I didn't read the article,
it appears a good number of these are pitchers, that would be taught to swing righty to protect their arms.
Close?
Faux - May 18, 2009
4 straight balls!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
His fastball is down to 94
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Why is there an ad for an exclusive mens day spa in Japanese behind the plate?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Because they want exclusive customers?
msb - May 18, 2009
Gutierrez?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
THIS IS GOING SO WELL
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
Couple more walks, and we'll let Denny Stark pitch.
Or as posted above, maybe Ichiro?
Heydude - May 18, 2009
THROW A CURVE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Or yourself off a bridge.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Curve first.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Fair enough. Off I go.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Not you
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Ha. Whoopsiedoodle.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
You have a plus curveball and a decent change up please use them, Brandon.
<3
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Their closer is left-handed
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Griffey should be up around then.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Not Sweeney!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
FUCK YOU OLD MAN
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Well, that fast ball was down.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
That was a magnificent effort all around
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Seems like he could have fielded that quite easily.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
He ran too far.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Loafie is awesome at missing on dives
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Might as well punt this game.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
GET MORROW THE FUCK OUT OF THERE
For once our offense is doing well and our pitchers aren’t fucking giving us a chance to win
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
That was a fairly weak groundball
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Weird, more pussy hits.
Teej - May 18, 2009
Morrow is broken.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Ironically, if Loafie had loafed just a smidge more, he would have stopped that.
Matthew - May 18, 2009
How do we show our gratitude to Bavasi for this gift of a pitcher?
russak - May 18, 2009
Kick in the balls
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
May I?
melenious - May 18, 2009
Too much range, Lopez!
Just as bad as not enough
Gihyou - May 18, 2009
What on earth is wrong with Morrow
He was neat before we broke him.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
...
Faux - May 18, 2009
Way to hold runners on Brandon.
Another feather in your cap!
Matthew - May 18, 2009
FUCK YOU BASERUNNERS
I’M BLOWIN THE BATSMEN AWAY WITH MY FAST BALL
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Weird. I'm starting to feel sorry for Morrow like I did for Jeff Weaver.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Not untill our season is in the gutter
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Such a dangerous batter.
That Mike dude.
melenious - May 18, 2009
MLB.com ----> dead. HAHAHA
abender20 - May 18, 2009
.tv, rather
abender20 - May 18, 2009
NexDef is working, slow
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I uninstalled that sucka
abender20 - May 18, 2009
He was in that The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, right?
msb - May 18, 2009
Did anyone else's mlb.tv just crash?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Yessirre bob
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Hmm, might get out of this
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
That was good.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
That was a strike regardless of the arc of the swing
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Whoa, way behind
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Curve sighting!
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
91?
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Somehow, we're still in this.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Despite Morrow's best attempts at fixing that.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Wow.
AtomicGarden - May 18, 2009
I still want Morrow in Tacoma.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
I want him in a box.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s Morrow in a box
msb - May 18, 2009
BUNT RETARDS BUNT
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
our team is slap happy with RISP
and we bunt when we’re down 8
teopeht - May 18, 2009
Morrow scoreless inning.
IMPROVEMENT!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
3 AB's to score two runs against the Angels bullpen
Not hating our chances
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Some of them are pretty good
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
And then some of them aren't
All in all they don’t have a very good bullpen
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Wait
We have the 7th AND 8th inning to score
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Pretty sure we'll get to hit in the 9th too.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Are you positive?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I guess an asteroid could hit the stadium.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Or an airplane
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Or the rapture
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Revelations already happened man
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Must've slept through the whore of Babylon
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
zomg no religion
Poochie - May 18, 2009
She gave birth to you
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I believe that would make acblue the Antichrist.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
duh
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
This was the 666th comment in this thread.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Unlikely
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Possible, actually
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I reloaded the front page right after I made it and it said 666 comments.
I choose to believe my version of history.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
holy fuck
Poochie - May 18, 2009
If I wasn't drunk I'd be freaked out.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Of couse, many now believe that 666 is the incorrect translation of the number ....
msb - May 18, 2009
It almost certainly is but it's still funny.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
If the sin of the world fits...
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Not if we score enough in the next two innings.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
bahahaha
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
One*
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I had not considered that
Poochie - May 18, 2009
OK. Morrow got through that.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Mat Gamel is a fag
Poochie - May 18, 2009
A fag that I wish was fagging for the Mariners
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Then he'd be a sex bot and not a fag
JLC - May 18, 2009
That was a fastball right down the heart of the plate.
Morrow is lucky. Lucky lucky lucky.
esoteric - May 18, 2009
No reason Rivera shouldn't have been sitting on that pitch
Weird swing.
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Seriously he went to Cal.
He’s supposed to be anti straight things.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
You mean anti-Gutierrez.
russak - May 18, 2009
anti-anti-Gutierrez
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
That's the one.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Damnit Kendrick. That's where you truck Toriiiiii
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Have Carlos Beltran and Mike Cameron taught you nothing!?
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
I wanted Stark to face Hunter but then again I want Betancourt put out to sea on a raft in the middle of the Atlantic
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I would be lying if I said I wasn't hoping for a Cameron/Beltran situation there.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Right there with you.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Wow that was a shitty inning
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Yeah. Worthless and quick.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Well that was a shit-tacular inning
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I hate you with every fiber of every molecule of every atom of my being, Lopez
JLC - May 18, 2009
And fuck that is backwards
JLC - May 18, 2009
That was quick
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Hey how about we just waste that inning.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Denny Stark time.
How bad is it that I like this over seeing Morrow another inning?
Heydude - May 18, 2009
First scoreless inning of the night.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Nice inning guys
Stay aggressive and keep the defense on their toes.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Jose Lopez is awful and I want a new middle infield.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Good pitch to hit though
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
We need a white middle infield.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
BRING BACK WILLIE!!!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
White. Not translucent.
TheBishop - May 18, 2009
Grant Green?
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Jack Wilson
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Jack Wilson please
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
I 2nd Jack Wilson.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
What happened to the bunts?
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Bunt-break. We'll get back into it in a month.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I really hope they take out Oliver
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I love that Ichiro!
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
This is a fucking depressing game
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
nutsack
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Hello there, Stark.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I half expected Ichiro to just climb into the stands and find the nearest exit
abender20 - May 18, 2009
That would have been amazing
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
wow
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Why didn't Ichiro dive for that?
Does he not want to win?
JLC - May 18, 2009
That sucks, but holy shit, Ichiro just climbed on the wall! Wow!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
God, if it only stayed up in the air for a really fucking long time
Best catch ever
JLC - May 18, 2009
You got to be kidding me
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
hey look, Ichiro climbed the wall.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Ichiro
Just fucking climb into the stands and go back into the crowd and snatch it. Why the fuck not.
Snowman1025 - May 18, 2009
Did you see the first foot print in the wall? It was about 5 ft up. Crazy!
If he had a few more seconds he might have done that.
That would be the best FUCK YOU JETER for ever time he dove into the crowd.
mark sobba - May 18, 2009
Ichiro is a goddamned spider...
section331 - May 18, 2009
Jesus fucking Christ.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Ichiro's got hops.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Shitfuck
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Your Seattle Mariners.
Curing all that ails your team.
msb - May 18, 2009
It's not helping my alcoholism
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Depends what you consider helping
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Do you have a drinking team?
Otherwise it doesn’t help.
oreotree - May 18, 2009
Dammit you're a doctor not a drunk!
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
If I don't knock back a big juicy bourbon by noon, watch out
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Whatever it takes to steady those hands
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Slumpbusters Inc. since 2008!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Is it still too late to post this?
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
If you are willing to explain how that is funny, than sure.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
then
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I thought he was IN the box.
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I thought diabetics couldn't get erections.
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
I love Johjima!
JLC - May 18, 2009
Finally
Faux - May 18, 2009
Oh come on.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Thank you.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
This team needs to do something about Ichiro.
He didn’t dive for that Tori Hunter double and he didn’t fully leap over the fence to bring that home run back.
If his heart isn’t in the game, bench his sorry ass.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
I thought he should have dived for the HR
ignacio - May 18, 2009
So in summary
We were supposed to win this game but we arn’t. And DFA Morrow and Stark
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Why would you DFA Morrow?
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
Cause i'm pissed right now
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
We'll sign him again in the morning
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Remember when we were at 80% to win this game?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Remember when we were 15-10?
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Good times, good times.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Remember 1995?
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I was 3, so not really, no.
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
No.
But Kenji — nice throw.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Brandon Morrow's head has exploded, Shawn Kelley hurt his oblique
and now we et to watch Denny Stark predictably give up HRs
ignacio - May 18, 2009
He was so safe.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
We have the worst bullpen in the history of ever
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
http://www.statcorner.com/team.php?team=SLN&year=2008&leag=N_L
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Fair enough.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
http://www.baseball-reference.com/teams/SEA/1997.shtml
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I shudder at the sight of Bobby Ayala's name popping up again.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Spoljaric... now there is a name I had forgotten
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
How could you?
Spoly is still pitching, now with the Barrie Baycats, an Intercounty League team
msb - May 18, 2009
And apparently quite old
As seen here.
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Veteran.
msb - May 18, 2009
Are you saying that I was perhaps using hyperbole in my statement?
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
No I'm saying you were 100% serious in your assertion and I was refuting it
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Or I was countering with more hyperbole
Poochie - May 18, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/17/878029/5-17-open-game-thread#15826193
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I love the new Fogel
He’s just an insufferable prick is all
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I need some place to let out all my teenage angst
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Roger that
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Whoops.
Gunned.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Good throw by Kenji
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Phantom tag.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Siddown Chone!
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
He was safe.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Shitty tag by Yuni.
Awesome throw by Kenji
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Yuni has absolutely killed sarcasm for me
JLC - May 18, 2009
I think Yuni has had three tags that went his way.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
He doing that stupid ass sweep tag bullshit?
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Yes sir he is. And he's dong it with some GUSTO
abender20 - May 18, 2009
If LFoJL hadn't been permabanned I bet he would make me a Gamel Camel
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Walking Abreu to get to Hunter worked well last time - why not try it again??
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Stark is wearing the Pseudoscience necklace.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Why did I capitalize pseudoscience.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Because it's Science!
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Sorta
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
You mean the necklace that didn't prevent Matt Hasselbeck's back from exploding?
BrianL - May 18, 2009
But the titanium helps your blood be better
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
It's like putting a magnet on your transmission pan.
Faux - May 18, 2009
zomg religion
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Those necklaces freak me out
Like some kind of scientology something or other.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Throw strikes
Jesus fucking Christ you could give Miguel Batista a run for his money in a taking too ass fucking long to throw a pitch contest, Stark
JLC - May 18, 2009
This is one boring inning.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I can't remember the last time a baseball game seemed so dull
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Especially such a high scoring game.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Why is Denny Stark on our team again?
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Everyone better is injured
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Corco, RR-S, Silva on the DL.
BrianL - May 18, 2009
And Shawn Kelley
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
When's RRS coming back, anyway?
I’m tiring of Jak.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Well, and of Olson.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Olson is pretty similar to RRS
Minus the whole Australian thing of course
JLC - May 18, 2009
Being less Australian is a positive thing
RRS is an exception
pakipaki - May 18, 2009
Who are you, Brett?
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
I am from New Zealand
We have a mutual dislike thing with Australians, much like many Americans and Canada or Mexico
pakipaki - May 18, 2009
Well, yeah.
I was making a Flight of the Conchords joke.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
You should have said "Brit".
msb - May 18, 2009
This would've helped
pakipaki - May 18, 2009
How on earth were you cursed enough to become a Mariners' fan?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
A friend of mine became a fan while living in Japan
He got me hooked and I am yet to forgive him for it
pakipaki - May 18, 2009
Get used to it it's AWESOME!
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Our pitchers keep breaking.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
But I like him throwing over to Branyan because then I remember Branyan
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Mariner games should be replaced with head shots of Russell Branyan
JLC - May 18, 2009
Would Josh Fields really be that terrible to call up?
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Good news!
He’s injured!
JLC - May 18, 2009
Well yeah since he's the White Sox thirdbaseman
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Are we winning?
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
We're up 11-0
JLC - May 18, 2009
Nope looks like Washburn gave up a bases loaded double after Yuni biffed on a slow roller and walked Bobby Abreu on four pitches
Poochie - May 18, 2009
So no we are indeed not winnning
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Thats my nightmare from last night
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Let me check
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I hope so
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
No we are losing 8-6
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
9-6 Fagel
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I'm an inning behind
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Have you tried turning off nexdef?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Oh no mlb.tv is on the right inning I just keep score an inning behind
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/17/878029/5-17-open-game-thread#15826193
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I wasn't really joking
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I have no idea how you'd keep score an inning behind but ok there little fella
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Wait, Dave just said 9-6 on the radio
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Fuck
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Sorry man it's actually 9 to 6
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Oh God it's even worse!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
It gets worse because apparently the Angels just scored a run
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Late
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I try to be helpful just once and this is how it turns out
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
This comment caused me to lose it
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Up until this point, I assumed there was some whooshing involved form his end
abender20 - May 18, 2009
If I had any idea what Wizzle Wozzle meant, I'd say it here
abender20 - May 18, 2009
You don't want to know.
Faux - May 18, 2009
I generally assume it pertains to Ms Jeff in some fashion
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
I think it's Matthew's thing
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
I don't know what to make of this
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Puppies
abender20 - May 18, 2009
You can't create matter
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
So cut up some other puppies and glue them together
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
You're full of excuses
abender20 - May 18, 2009
You can create anti-matter
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Taylor H believes that Wizzle Wozzle is your penis
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
The 12 characters refer to something else
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
No, I certainly do not, Fogel.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
I'm going to be very annoying if the bottom of the inning lasts less than 2 minutes.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
and Sean Green is gone
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Oops! Butterfingers!
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Beltre makes that
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Yes,
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Nevermind ha. It hit the bag
Wait no Beltre makes it still
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Great double steal wheeeeee
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Finally.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Griffeytime motherfuckers
Poochie - May 18, 2009
WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOO
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Warm up the sirens!
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Griffey is gonna hit twice this inning. No pinch runners.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Arredondo?
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Who is, the pitcher that gave up a leadoff HR to griffey except that I was late and i suck?
Correct for $1,000.
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Thank heavens it's only the 8th
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Hello my baby hello my dolly hello my ragtime galllllll
FUCK YOU GRIFFEY
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Sims points out Ms pitchers threw 119 pitches last 4 innings
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Jose Arredondo's ERA is high which of course means he's a bad pitcher
Guys, I think we’re gonna score here
JLC - May 18, 2009
Okay, I didn't account for Balentien being awesome
JLC - May 18, 2009
Cocaine?
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
YES NO NO NO YES YES YES
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Good goodness he's so much better than he used to be
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Wow sucks to be Endy Chavez
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Wlad
He’s doing alright!
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Wlad to save the day.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
I want to take Balentien out back and make him my midnight maiden
abender20 - May 18, 2009
It's gonna take a few more of those but that's helpful
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Thank you sir may I have another
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
So Wlad is fulfilling his Wily Mo promise
Poochie - May 18, 2009
WLADDY!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Is Wlad suddenly useful?
BrianL - May 18, 2009
He's like 1/2*(Adam Jones)
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Yes?
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Horray
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Even though we're probably going to lose we can take away from this game the fact that our offense did well
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
The silver lining to giving up 9 runs to the Angels.
I agree, good to see life in the bats.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Against a good RHP, no less
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
All right Balantien!!
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Must have Branyan provide a pleasant surprise.
Please make me smile, Muscle.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Let's hope we score for Felix
ignacio - May 18, 2009
WALK PLEASE
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
All we need is a 2 run homerun here
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
To be within one
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I thought we were only down by 2
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
You were mistaken my friend
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
You clearly did not
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I was just trying to make a joke
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I guarantee that Branyan hits a home run right here
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
You fucking prick you didn't give him a chance
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
wro9ing
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Did anyone here know that Josh Hamilton did cocaine?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I've heard that somewhere
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Get. Out. He looks like such a nice boy
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Silence
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
No!
ignacio - May 18, 2009
.
JLC - May 18, 2009
Hmmmm....
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Johjimer here ties it.
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Arredondo is choosing a good time to suck
JLC - May 18, 2009
Oh God it's possible that we might see Griffey square off against Fuentes, isn't it?
BrianL - May 18, 2009
He will spin in a way that is less entertaining than usual
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
LET'S GO M'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
I am satisfied with a walk ... but am now focusing all positive mental energy toward the good spirits of Kenji Johjima.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
FUCK YOU TORI
BrianL - May 18, 2009
Grrrr....
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Dave Sims has given up
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Never a good sign.
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Fuck Torii hunter and his smirk
abender20 - May 18, 2009
didnt need to fall over.
MFAN - May 18, 2009
WEll shit
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
FUCK TORII FUCKING HUNTER GOD DAMMNIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Torri Hunter is a credit to his race
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Shit
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Fucking suck my dick Hunter.
Your gold gloves don’t mean shit.
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
Why couldn't he have broken his wrist?
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Wow that's really racist man
Poochie - May 18, 2009
He's one of the bad ones.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Tori Hunter is so fucking awful.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Eat a dick Torri Hunter
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
WE NEED YOU GUTZ
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
No
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
I thought Hunter was suppose to be lossing his range?
mark sobba - May 18, 2009
BB
ignacio - May 18, 2009
We will give Gutz a beautiful male escort if he hits a home run.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
He can get all the ass he wants by himself
Poochie - May 18, 2009
It just doesn't get old
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
We will draw straws.
redwolf75 - May 18, 2009
A hat rack with two cucumbers and a mirror
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Yuni's up next!
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I do not like him now that he appears to be learning
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/group.php?gid=87190497657
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I think I mean
Poochie - May 18, 2009
wow just fuck SBN in the patoot
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Way to go numbnuts
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I will call you butter because you are on a roll.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Way to go numbnuts
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Yay!
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=87190497657
Poochie - May 18, 2009
The preview button is there for a reason numbnuts
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I can feel my nuts just fine thank you
Poochie - May 18, 2009
HAY THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE HOW DID YOU DO THAT
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Uh...
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Facebook.com. Goes to home
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Sarcasm, dude....check your email....
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Not a monkey, too hunky to be Fogel
Poochie - May 18, 2009
jk still luv ya
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I guarantee you Gutz walks
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Downer
ignacio - May 18, 2009
We will load the bases here and then not score
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Close
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
At least we brought the tying run to the plate
Poochie - May 18, 2009
DO NOT WALK; YUNI IS ON DECK
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Dammit Taylor.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Why did I say this
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Take better swings
JLC - May 18, 2009
Suck more Arredondo
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Well he hit the piss out of that one.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Where's the big RANDY DAY where fans get to cheer as he strikes out Cedeno?
Or boo the first player to hit off him?
Oh, wait.
Faux - May 18, 2009
All deals are off Randy will be going for win number 299 so there isn't conflict anymore.
mark sobba - May 18, 2009
Sims & Rizzs need to stop saying things like "a home run will tie it up".
msb - May 18, 2009
Pitches 3 and 5 were balls
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
That's why he hits ninth
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Well thats game.
Stupid fucking asshole infield popups dick asses.
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
That's an ideal time for a pop up
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Shitty.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Fuck this shit what a fucking waste of time this is
JLC - May 18, 2009
Neat.
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
FUCK THIS COMMERCIAL FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT
JLC - May 18, 2009
Chris Hansen is gonna bust in on everybody for watching that little boy in the bubble bath.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Fuck Chris Hansen too
JLC - May 18, 2009
Chris Hansen jokes were dead the minute they showed up in the worst sig in LL history
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Clearly I missed that signature.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It was a joke about how pleasurable sex with a girl was.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
The cleanest, best pleasure?
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I thought I was a joke about how pleasurable sex with a minor was
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Certain characteristics mimicked those of a minor.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Like her age?
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I'm trying to keep it clean
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Why? It's not like there are rules around this bitch
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I have a reputation to uphold.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Nobody reads gamethreads anymore I think you're safe
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Her vagina was tight
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Oh no Fogel was wrong I'm still reading
My sensibilities!
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
What if the child in question had an accident involving a pogo stick?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
It happens.
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
She would become an internet sensation.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Well that is unsavory
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Yeah probably
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
No I think he means like 8 in Stratego
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I forget the joke but eww there must have been a basis for comparison
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Didn't he have a kid?
Maybe the comparison was that only kids like him.
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I salute you for going in this direction.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I love that it takes a few months for the claws to come out each time a d-bag is banned
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I avoided his posts like meatspins so I wouldn't know
but you may be onto something
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Wouldn't know.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Yes
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Was that before or after the suck pitch diary?
Faux - May 18, 2009
Yeah I'll go out on giant limb here and say that's the ballgame
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
No one ever notes that the free online backup is 2 GB
Who has a media file that small any more?
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Sims didn't communicate enough belief
ignacio - May 18, 2009
That poor bear doesn't have genitalia.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
This comment is killing me with no context
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Lottery commercial
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Watching a baseball game with no commercials is a strange experience
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Just like the Mariners tonight.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I want that wristband watch like woah
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
Another Denny Stark inning?
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
What a fantastic idea
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
I'd rather burn up our relievers in a game we will almost surely lose
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Perhaps this will raise our spirits:
http://www.facebook.com/ext/share.php?sid=91138460975&h=VHp1C&u=DJNg-&ref=nf
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Button your shirt son
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Is there a rule governing how many buttons need to be done up?
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
I've seen players be told by umps to button up.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Neihaus sounds tired and kinda pissy tonight. Must be bad food in the booth tonight.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
This game has made me tired and kinda pissy.
msb - May 18, 2009
Is Denny Stark hairless
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I mean everywhere
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I'm sure a bigger deal would be made of it if he had alopesia
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
That's not something I want to contemplate.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
This must be your inside info coming into play again
Poochie - May 18, 2009
He and Charlie Villaneuva bump smooth uglies
abender20 - May 18, 2009
I highly doubt that both of them are homosexuals and have come into contact with each other
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Just not enough friction, I get it.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Man it sure would be great if all the Angels players just burned in hell right now
JLC - May 18, 2009
That seems unlikely
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Apparently I have that power.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
That was a really good play there
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
After those Rangers fans invaded our threads I thought Texas may have supplanted LAAA for most hated team.
Nope.
thewyrm - May 18, 2009
Always will be Oakland
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Not even close to Anaheim.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I've got nothing against Oakland
JLC - May 18, 2009
Oakland doesn't even matter enough for simple apathy.
thewyrm - May 18, 2009
I started reading Lookout Landing because a friend of mine who's an Athletics Nation guy told me LL was the best baseball blog alive.
Decatur - May 18, 2009
Who is that guy?
Robert - May 19, 2009
Jason Bartlett is hitting .384 with 16 extra-base hits
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Jason Bartlett would be the best hitter on our team
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
He must be facing 100% lefties
Poochie - May 18, 2009
OH FUCK YOU
Torrid - May 18, 2009
What the fuck Betancourt?
Seriously what the fuck was that?
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
Oh Yuni
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
That error raised Neihaus's pissed off meter pretty high.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Teehee
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Yuni time.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Skip Schumaker for SS
Poochie - May 18, 2009
This is the most depressing broadcast in ages
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Not even a heavy hearted Aredenhart reference
Poochie - May 18, 2009
He said depressing.
Faux - May 18, 2009
What's it going to take to get Wak to show the emotion of anger?
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I like the fact he keeps his shit relatively together
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
And not in a Bob Melvin way
Kermit. - May 18, 2009
Agreed. But that will make the inevitable blowup ... someday ... all the more glorious and incredible.
You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Just has this sense of "Why do we do this again?"
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
There've been worse. At least Branyan hit a HR
ignacio - May 18, 2009
I don't mean the game
I mean the broadcast. Sims sounds like he stopped caring hours ago.
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Should have brought in Stark
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Hey that was a bad play by Betancourt
swear words sarcasm anger death threats cuba
JLC - May 18, 2009
UZR going down.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Yup...
Jack Wilson please…
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
To the bench!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
To the moon!
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Apes in space?
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Mariners in space!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
Oh really? Fuck this shit...
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
God I wish I could kick Yuni in the balls.
thewyrm - May 18, 2009
Oh yeah I remember this.
Zwakamatsu - May 18, 2009
Disgusting.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
ACK.
melenious - May 18, 2009
Good thing Yuni will have his failure fresh in his mind as he goes up to bad here in a minute.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
First pitch swinging at a ball?
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Never
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Amirite?
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Bedtime on the east coast
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Blowers: "Mariners bullpen is usually pretty good"
Mariners bullpen usually doesn’t feature Morrow and Stark doing mopup work.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
I guarantee that we are winning this game right here
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
We better. I bet about $340,000 on it.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Right before our four game sweep.
Faux - May 18, 2009
That just doesn't make sense
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
that's the spirit
calim - May 18, 2009
We are losing though
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
That guarantee is wrong right off the bat
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Doesn't matter ... Mariner Power! Win on the way.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I feel strongly that if we score more runs than our opponent we will have a good chance of winning
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
What a terrible game
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Every time this BK minis commercial comes on, and I'm not looking
The first girls squeak scares the shit out of me
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
It's a toss up for worst commerical.
Between that and Match 4. As as we’ve said earlier tonight, plenty of competition of the stupid ads category.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
nono, SOOOOO BIIIIG definitely wins this battle.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Agreed. Sooooo big actually makes me mute the TV and that's a pretty rare thing.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
So big needs to go too, agreed.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Surely the Mariner is a big enough draw that FSN could find some different ads.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
You know I'm just gonna come out and say it.
I like the Match 4’s commercials.
thewyrm - May 18, 2009
Bold words, sir.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
That dancing bear does bring a grin to my face.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
This is so sad.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
why does Dave Sims enjoy pronouncing Gutierrez so much?
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Cause he likes being annoying?
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Well if Dave Sims weren't faucking amazing you might have a point.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
White liberal guilt
Poochie - May 18, 2009
he enjoys everything a little too much
calim - May 18, 2009
Dave Sims is a hedonist
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
He apologizes for nothing.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
It's the kind of thing he probably says while he's driving or in the shower.
Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez. Gutierrrrez.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
i LIKE HIS HAT
JLC - May 18, 2009
Back off buddy.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Only 4 runs! Let's do this! Go Mariners!
Poochie - May 18, 2009
HH told us this what going to happen.
I don’t know why we’re so surprised.
MFAN - May 18, 2009
Yuni will ironically reach on an error
beltre FB pinch-hitting for cedeno
calim - May 18, 2009
ichiro infield 1B
lopez, eh GIDP
sweeney PH and singles
balentein 2B
Russ FB
calim - May 18, 2009
Thanks! I guess I don't have to watch the game now!
.Taylor - May 18, 2009
it's better this way
trust me
calim - May 18, 2009
look i got one right
calim - May 18, 2009
That's a home run if the field were the size of the yard out my window
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
And if the foul lines were wider
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Should have thrown the bat at the catcher
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
He could have acted like he slipped
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
But what could he have slipped on that would be convenient for him?
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Silva's barf
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Because Silva's bulemic now
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
EAT A BURGER
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I WAS GOING FOR BANANA PEEL
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
THIS IS THE LAST TIME I MAKE A JOKE
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
This is a baseball site, not a joke site.
Faux - May 18, 2009
Alright, we get it, you like jokes
But this is a Mariners site and there are other places you can go to discuss jokes
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Ha. As if the Mariners weren't the biggest joke of all.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I wonder if our misery is funny to the rest of the world
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Cubs fans have nothing on us. Mariner fans know the true depths of despair.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Yes and we have/had the Sonics and Seahawks
Please nobody say the Storm and make me throw up in my mouth
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Yeah the only court bitches should be on is the food court making me a fuckin sandwich.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Yeah.
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
You guys just play right into my hands
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
You just stole that from the Simpsons
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Watch me get the rec credit
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I steal from the Simpsons and every post and I haven't seen one rec yet
Poochie - May 18, 2009
The gif above has one rec
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Guess who!
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Make it two!!
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
You already got you recs when you unveiled it months ago
Poochie - May 18, 2009
And yet unlike Griffey it keeps producing into its old age
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
He was pretty good at the age of 37
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Gifs age really fast
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Lawn Dart has been consistently popular since the dawn of giffingdom
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Lawn Dart is the Cloris Leachman of gifs
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Rec'd for acknowledgment of Cloris Leachman's genius.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Simpsons did it!
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
What season is that from?
I don’t recall the context
d0nkey - May 18, 2009
Season 6, Homie the Clown
Poochie - May 18, 2009
?
Faux - May 18, 2009
Homey don't play dat!
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Season 6, Episode 15 (118, 2F12) "Homie the Clown"
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I never would have known without the production number
Poochie - May 18, 2009
It's the wOBA of Simpsons
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
FOX production codes never make any sense
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Mythbusters said that they aren't very slippery though
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Oh Kari....
royalcurve - May 18, 2009
Oh great we dead-meme'd him into having problems with his appearance
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Overeating causes barf too
Poochie - May 18, 2009
"The Mariners have had several very quick innings, and this is one of them"
What the fuck are you even talking about right now Sims
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Sims has no idea.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Sims is completely fucking baked right now. Completely high.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
That would explain SO much.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
Someone hit the bar in the press box early tonight
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
So apparently Godmode Yuni has gone back into the canopy layer.
abender20 - May 18, 2009
JACK WILSON PLEASE
Mariners116 - May 18, 2009
Wait what did Yuni do
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Man, he was gone before Sims really even finished introducing him ...
msb - May 18, 2009
We are two outs away from our guaranteed win.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Did anyone get a screenshot of Sims' hat?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I missed this, what was the hat?
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Golly I wish
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Do you think the heated cheese hurts?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I know for a fact that it does.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
Oh?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I used to work in a movie theatre.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
I don't think the nacho hat is a real thing.
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Yes but heated cheese is.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
But there's a corn chip buffer of some sort
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Isn't that what they serve as a snack in the RealPlayer offices?
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
What about my hat?
It’s nacho hat.
JLC - May 18, 2009
Google images disagrees
The picture of the chick in a bikini is also oddly unrelated
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
GIS Roulette!
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
On further inspection its two well placed beer taps
And a beer belt bikini bottom. Im in love
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
I remember one time I did a GIS for spatula
And ended up with a picture of ugly old people doing it in a car in a Wal Mart parking lot. GIS Roulette is much more entertaining with Safe Search off
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
It only works with safe search off.
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
At its best, yes
You still get some bizarre non-sequiturs when doing searches anyway
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Also, from urban dictionary:
1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.
Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
wowza
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
So neither of these then
Poochie - May 18, 2009
The things you learn from urban dictionary
Man people are messed up
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
But without it I would have never learned of the screeching pelican.
Screeeeech!
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
If this is anyone but Steve Aleen you are stealing my bit
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Just go to the b's and read all the entries that start with bloody
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
And when it's comfortable it's all cold and nasty so the wearer never wins
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
It's a nacho hat, the discomfort is worth it
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
Maybe theres some sort of plastic buffer
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Not for a man with an extra thick skull
JLC - May 18, 2009
He has skin on top of the skull
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Too tan.
Faux - May 18, 2009
Ichislam, right here. Ghost runners for 3 runs
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
It's bingo time
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Sims does sound like he's got someplace else to go.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
Gutierrez.
HARRYP09 - May 18, 2009
Jesus.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I know what I'm fucking talking about
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Ichiro is going to catch his own homerun ball
Calling it
JLC - May 18, 2009
AWWWWWWWWW
FUCK
JLC - May 18, 2009
Aybar looks like he broke his wrist
abender20 - May 18, 2009
It bent pretty well there
abender20 - May 18, 2009
But alas, I have resorted to rooting for injury
abender20 - May 18, 2009
Lopez single, Griffey single, Wlad walk, Branyan walk off grandslam
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
I fucking bet you this won't happen
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
We'd only be tied...
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
Scratch that, im retarded
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
And its a moot point
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
Well NOW it is
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
It's the thought that counted
Good idea, poor execution
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
Think about it a little harder
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Aaaannnnd Go.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
JOSE LOPEZ YAY WE'RE STILL IN IT
JLC - May 18, 2009
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I hate Torii Hunter
abender20 - May 18, 2009
FUCK OFF TORRI
Robert Lintott - May 18, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOU TORII HUNTER
calim - May 18, 2009
The pain is finally over.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
That was unnecessary.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
TOrii Hunter everybody!
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
What? We lost?!?@?@?@!?!
Poochie - May 18, 2009
It's 9-6
abender20 - May 18, 2009
10-6
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
AW POOP
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
You're keeping score up to date
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Am I?
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Yeah it's 10-6 now
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Right the Angels just scored
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
I never thought it was possible to reach these levels of meta
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I've just been making jokes about this all night
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Time to fall asleep and dream of happier Mariner times.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
It pisses me off that the last out was made by Torii Hunter
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Yup...
Slurvey - May 18, 2009
ok, my name is Tori and it's always very alarming when I suddenly look at the thread and don't immediately register it's Torii Hunter
Torrid - May 18, 2009
What in God's name are you talking about?
Decatur - May 18, 2009
I think his name is Tori and he has a big ego and assumes we're all yelling at him
tootthekazoo - May 18, 2009
Ah, I see now.
I completely failed in my reading comprehension there. At first, I thought he was imagining a stream of consciousness sequence running through Torii Hunter’s mind or something.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Well just remember that we probably all hate you too so you don't need to be confused
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Is that a common misspelling?
Being a Tori must be hard.
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
Don't even get me started.
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Where the FUCK is my guaranteed win?
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Hold on something's wrong
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
I can not believe I just lost $340,000. I am so screwed.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
That inning with all the bunting sure was fun though.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Does it annoy anyone else when they show highlights of moments where it looked like we were going to win?
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Absolutely. It's like memories of your childhood you wish you could go back and do better.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
not unlike our favorite commercial...
Torrid - May 18, 2009
SOOOOOOOO BIGGGGG!
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
And if we re-enacted my baby pictures ... it would even be accurate down to the Mariner loss.
Whether it’s at the Kingdome or in Safeco. Fuck.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
Keir Dullea in a commercial from 2001.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
I think I changed the channel. Sorry.
I’m now watching American Psycho II. I’m thirsty. Later. God bless.
ignacio - May 18, 2009
I hate this team and everything associated with it
JLC - May 18, 2009
So if you take into consideration Napoli's two-run error we kind of got blown out
Jeff Sullivan - May 18, 2009
But what about Yuni's 1 run error
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
If you take into consideration Yuni's faux pas in the fifth we hung on to win a nailbiter
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Lets win tomorrow
gregrabble - May 18, 2009
Let's win SOOO BIGGG
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU CHILD IN BATHTUB
Torrid - May 18, 2009
Shouldn't HH be trolling by now?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
PANTHER
Aaron Campeau - May 18, 2009
HH has readers?
Faux - May 18, 2009
Pretty sure or else they probably wouldn't get so many comments
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I figured they were largely illiterate, with a few BrianL-quantity commenters that padded everyone else's stats.
Faux - May 18, 2009
That's LSB.
ThundaPC - May 18, 2009
Suck it, Mariners.
That work for you?
Eyebrows - May 18, 2009
Every poster at Lookout Landing is a fag.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Every
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Single
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
One
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
While that is undeniably true
I think you mean HH
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Well seeing as how Eyebrows has never posted at HH I don't know how that would make sense.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
So we lost for sure?
Poochie - May 18, 2009
Check with Fogel in like five minutes.
Faux - May 18, 2009
I think so
Dewey N - May 18, 2009
Shucks
Poochie - May 18, 2009
I don't even care if it makes the team worse I want Yuni gone and Morrow in Tacoma tomorrow.
thewyrm - May 18, 2009
Not seeing the downside to this
Brian Floyd - May 18, 2009
The downside is that the LL crowd will have less easy targets for bitching.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
I personally am willing to make that sacrifice
Torrid - May 18, 2009
I'd take one for the team as well.
We still have Silva.
Heydude - May 18, 2009
We will always have Silva.
Seattle Rodiners - May 18, 2009
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