"A couple years ago I was a thrower, not a pitcher. Now I am a pitcher. I located all of my pitches today. I don’t want to throw 97 in the middle. I just want to go at the corners and throw my two seamers. They have a pretty good line up and you have to locate your pitches. Michael Young is a great hitter, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys out it will be fine."
"A couple days ago I was a pitcher, not a thrower. Now I am a thrower. I located few of my pitches today. I wanted to throw 97 in the middle. I didn’t want to go at the corners and throw my bendy things. They have a pretty mediocre line up and you have to locate your pitches. Chone Figgins is an annoying little ass twat, you see that, two hits against me but if you get the other guys on it will suck donkey balls."
You don’t act like a crazy or anything, so you’re doing ok around here. Just one of LL’s little quirks is an effort to make comments contain proper capitalization and grammar.
I'm taking my Lopez poster down
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
You own a Lopez poster?
Devin - May 19, 2009
Its really an oversized picture
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Jose Lopez reminds me of the kid I went to elementary school with who also wore a helmet outdoors at all times.
abender20 - May 19, 2009
John Olerud?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
I think his name was Donny
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Which, as long as we're on it...
…what really was Olerud’s deal with wearing the helmet at first?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Had a seizure
and wore it as a precaution
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Wrong
abender20 - May 19, 2009
He had a brain aneurysm in college and was advised by his neurologist to protect his skull.
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I thought it had something to do with brain protection.
Thanks.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Yep.
Lucky to have been alive.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Eh, he was in good hands medically
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Brain aneurysms can cause sudden death.
And do quite frequently.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
I know his neurologist
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Seriously, you hate the Nuggets more than the Lakers?
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Well this is a strange reply fail
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Nope.
I was meaning to get to it after the other thread was closed. I won’t debate about Olerud’s condition considering you have inside info on the matter.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Billups is wonderful. The rest of those jackers can go get fucked.
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Yeah, but Kobe.
KOBE!
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
I don't give a shit about basketball and I hate Kobe.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
I don't want to get this conversation going, it won't lead anywhere productive
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Meh, it's cool.
Just don’t find many people who hate the Nuggets more than the Lakers.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
I find them to be a team full of unconscionable jackers
abender20 - May 19, 2009
One game closer to a Stanley Cup rematch!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Sports!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
What is Loaf's win expectancy contribution thusfar tonight?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
-48.9%
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Sigh
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
A loss is -50.0%!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
And he still has 4 more innings!
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
This game is fucking stupid
I would prefer we use a dead guy at 2nd base, at least he can’t hit into DPs
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
I can't believe we're only down by one run.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Thank God for Cedeno and Ichiro
And Griffey, I guess
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
But we are down so much more
in terms of hope
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
This team is giving me an ulcer
Scrupio - May 19, 2009
Stop. Pumping. Fastballs. To. Lefties.
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
That also was bad
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
And hanging curveballs junk-high while you're at it
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
I can't believe we're losing
Poochie - May 19, 2009
I can't believe we're losing
Poochie - May 19, 2009
I can't believe we're losing
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
We sincerely need to practice the pickle drill.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Wow
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
WTF
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Wakball!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
We messed that up somehow.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Uh, I think he was out
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Smug little shit.
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
Remember when we thought we had a stellar defensive ballclub?
msb - May 19, 2009
At least the outfield is still good.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
Give them time.
msb - May 19, 2009
Heresy.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Shit
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Of course
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Game Over.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Felix's night isn't done yet...?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Nevermind.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
STUPID BRAINDEAD LATIN PLAYERS
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Branyan's latin?
Cool.
msb - May 19, 2009
I honestly feel like vomiting
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
So, uhhhh, about Felix turning the corner...
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
He is taking a roundabout
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
His 3rd 6-run outing of his last four.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Several of those runs are directly Loafie's fault
abender20 - May 19, 2009
And for that reason Felix day is a little less bright than it used to be
Scrupio - May 19, 2009
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE LESS OF A FLAMING FUCKTARD
I AM GOING TO FIND YOUR VENEZUELAN LITTLE LEAGUE COACH AND CRUCIFY HIM
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Happy, Poochie?
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
Not really
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Not even McCready can cheer you up. Yipes.
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
What a cock tease
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
In his defense, fuck us
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Now fucking win the game you asswagons
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Can we blame this on Johjima?
Scrupio - May 19, 2009
Wash does
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
That's how you do it Felix
pitch to contact… Asshole.
johnbai - May 19, 2009
Oh man
I just realized that everyone is probably so pissed at Felix right now that that isn’t even good bait. :(
johnbai - May 19, 2009
Moreso Lopez
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Pissed? Nah.
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
It'd be like being mad at a kid with down syndrome for having trouble with math homework.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Except that I fucking hate Felix
and I kind of like the downs syndrome kid
johnbai - May 19, 2009
Your hatred of Felix puzzles me
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
I hate him too right now
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Yeah but John always hates him
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
It's not John's fault he's dumb
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
I'm a contrarian
It just so happens that you guys are often right around here… which means that I have to be wrong just to satisfy my contrarian nature.
johnbai - May 19, 2009
Have you and marc w ever had beers together?
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
No... I have no idea who marc w is
johnbai - May 19, 2009
You'll note that I gave you the opportunity to assume I was referring to Felix with 'he'
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Ooh... clever... missed that. >:(
johnbai - May 19, 2009
But does he write strange, unprompted, short posts about his awfulness?
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Honestly, he pitched better than his line by getting a ton of groundballs (9GB outs, 3 FB outs, 5 or 6 hits were ground balls), many swinging strikes.
But this just makes his astonishing thick-headedness even more painful.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
So Kenji.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Joh!
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
I love Johjima
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Weak.
Scruffy Lefty - May 19, 2009
LET'S GO M'S!!!!
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
STOMP STOMP CLAP CLAP
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
What why
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Fuck
abender20 - May 19, 2009
WHY ARE YOU BUNTING DOWN BY 2 RUNS???!?!!!!
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
YOU DON'T FUCKING SACRIFICE ON A 2-0 COUNT DOWN BY 2 IN THE SIXTH INNING
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
I would say "you don't bunt for a hit on a 2-0 count" but yeah
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
I agree.
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Oh but they did
What’s the run expectancy difference between runner on 2nd no outs to runner on 3rd one out?
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
That was stupid.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
ENDY'S GOIN DEEP 2NITE
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Depends how drunk your mom is
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Mine worked because I didn't use chatspeak
Poochie - May 19, 2009
What is the point of Tom Tango if Wakamatsu still does stuff like that
abender20 - May 19, 2009
For the sake of this argument, I wish we knew whether or not the players do things on their own
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
This much bunting has to be ordered
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Please don't blow this Endy
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Cause we are playing for that ONE RUN!!!
We need to pad our “Losses by 1 run” stat
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
This makes less than no sense
Scrupio - May 19, 2009
God dammit Ronny.
If you had let that pitch go by, you would’ve been one strike away from earning our everlasting love.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
You're going to get heartbroken a lot
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Ah, nevermind.
I should pull mlb.tv back up.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
What was the point of that?
Does anybody on our team know how baseball works? We need base runners, dude who’s already homered tonight has a 2-0 count, what’s he do? Perfect.
DAMellen - May 19, 2009
BCB warned us about this
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
What's BCB?
DAMellen - May 19, 2009
An annoying blog
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Sounds like a good read.
What’s the address?
DAMellen - May 19, 2009
http://www.goatriders.org/
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Well this looks like porn
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
That's not BCB
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Hey did you hear the Cubs were buttrammed by Joel Pineiro?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
So why is poop worse than crap?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
The word poop is more jarring
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
No poop is a funny word crap is a swear
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Poop is always funny
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Nice sac
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Please tell me you're being sarcastic.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
/Gutierrez
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
At least he got the run in, didn't pull a Lopez
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
We are now closer to Felix losing to Matt Palmer by one run
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
The first step towards failure is trying
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Lopez is a winner
abender20 - May 19, 2009
If you never try to do anything failure seems like a safe bet.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Yeah but it's more general
Poochie - May 19, 2009
I guess if you are going to let Endy hit and the obvious outcome is a ground ball, bunting isn't quite as horrific
abender20 - May 19, 2009
We're down by two
Poochie - May 19, 2009
1!
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Oops.
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Wait a second, it is 6-5. Fucking beer
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Exactly
Poochie - May 19, 2009
In a way, yes, but a Cedeno ground ball to the right side accomplishes the same thing, though.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Palmer throws 95?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Palmer isn't pitching
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
I had to go pee and I missed something
Poochie - May 19, 2009
brb dessert
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
Hearing I had to pee made you crave dessert?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
No I believe he was referring to my behavior circa last season.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
He was throwing 88 in the first inning...
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
My MLB-tv just took a crap.
Paytheline - May 19, 2009
You mean it just took a poop
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
It's feeling better now
But for all the great improvements, it still breaks up too much at the the MLB server end.
Paytheline - May 19, 2009
Just setting up the walk-off Ichiro blast.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Jason Bulger looks like he's near someone that smells
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
He has huge ears
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Kendry Morales?
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Too bad his first name isn't Turd
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Funny name
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
I'm glad they brought that back this weekend
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I would have watched had I known Will Ferrel was hosting
Poochie - May 19, 2009
I usually just Hulu the shit out of it the next day. You can usually smell the stinkers without having to commit a bunch of time to the whole show
abender20 - May 19, 2009
And the reprisal of Harry Caray was lovely
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Thanks for the tip
Poochie - May 19, 2009
They put the whole thing on one page in order, so it's pretty convenient
abender20 - May 19, 2009
So, you see what, one sketch?
Devin - May 19, 2009
Sometimes two
abender20 - May 19, 2009
HAHAH RANDY JOHNSON IS BIG UNIT!
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Sex
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Nice play
Wish he could hit though
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Hot Damn Beltre.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
Sick throw by Beltre.
Yea, I said it.
melenious - May 19, 2009
That would be so much more enjoyable if he were hitting.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Safe
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
<3
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I rate that commercial +9 for gayness
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
We're boned aren't we?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Griffey is due.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
That would be a no then?
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
I did notice that he hasn't struck out yet.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
For a 2 homerun game.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
If Griffey's ever gonna hit a homer it has to be now
Poochie - May 19, 2009
He used up his homerun quota for the month.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Turns out this is not a skill
Poochie - May 19, 2009
INSIDE THE PARK
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Well that could have been it if it wasn't so suck.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Access-denied.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Boy I bet we have a good chance to win that game
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Gotta hit it a liiiiiiiittle bit deeper for a home run
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
what the ass was that
CapSea - May 19, 2009
What the fuck is wrong with him
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SWINGING AT?
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Another great AB by AB.
Heydude - May 19, 2009
Against my better judgment I can't help but feel like something is seriously wrong with that guy
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
He must be not injured.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
I fuckin hate when he's healthy
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Someone needs to hit him in the ankle
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Sigh
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Is this why the site motto was changed?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
No I just decided I wouldn't mind Branyan's wiener in my mouth
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Screen-shotted.
Wow.
Devin - May 19, 2009
I can and will do worse
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Midnight maiden?
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
My thought's exactly
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Sexson's is easier on the gums
Paytheline - May 19, 2009
Branyan's sexiness
is what dictated the change
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
The old one was gay
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Beltre needs another day off.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
Adrian. Seriously. Knock it the fuck off
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
if beltre hasn't had a hit since thursday, why the fuck is he batting cleanup?
Torrid - May 19, 2009
The same reason we capitalize words in the English language.
Steroids and Cocaine.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
What the hell, man? This doesn't make any sense, idiot.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
alright, now I'm perplexed.
Torrid - May 19, 2009
I'm a member of the Royal Society of Preventing Capital Letter Neglect
Please don’t send more capital letters out into the cold rainy night.
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
I think that one was directed at himself
But we do try and make a point around here to use proper capitalization. Helps increase readability of comments
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
Apologies, gentlemen.
Torrid - May 19, 2009
Thank you
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
No problem
You don’t act like a crazy or anything, so you’re doing ok around here. Just one of LL’s little quirks is an effort to make comments contain proper capitalization and grammar.
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
Yes because none of us act like a crazy
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Yeah I started to question my use of that word as soon as I hit enter
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
Amazing how much crazy you can get away with if you use proper grammar and punctuation.
Kermit. - May 19, 2009
Yeah.
See? Totally ineffective.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Which is something I'm not entirely used to on the internet (attention to grammar) but I'm willing to adapt.
Now back to heartache and pain.
Torrid - May 19, 2009
They still think he's the hitter he's been the for past four years.
And hot and cold streaks have no predictive value.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
The most we are going to get for Beltre is a case of bats.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Like this?
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Making a fantastic case for himself in his walk year.
Devin - May 19, 2009
I guess it was steroids.
sammy - May 19, 2009
Remember he only hits in his contract year
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Adrian Beltre is a selfish player who only plays well in his walk year
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Red is a moron
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
If he keeps this up, all we'll be able to get for him at the deadline is..
A bag of balls and some left over pink bats.
Heydude - May 19, 2009
Imagine if this wasn't a contract year and he wasn't trying
He’d be about 0-120 with 87 Ks
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
It'd stop being depressing and start being extremely funny at around 0-50
At that point I’d probably be rooting for more outs
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
That was pretty cool.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Yeah, buddy.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
HAHAHA
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Ronny
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
!
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
He should play both second and short at the same time
Poochie - May 19, 2009
CLONE RONNY
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Kendrick you retard
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Ronny
Looks like some sort of bird..GIF time anyone?
melenious - May 19, 2009
A sexy bird with a phenomenal ass
Or so I hear
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Phenomenal ass?
I concur.
melenious - May 19, 2009
You're just saying that because he's your husband.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Wait a second
Kermit. - May 19, 2009
Earlier on the game thread.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/19/880587/5-19-open-game-thread#15923776
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Ah, yes. An hour has passed.
So yes, Decatur.
melenious - May 19, 2009
No, but I have a great .png of Lopez
Devin - May 19, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Wait what?
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
YES YES YES
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Huh?
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
That's fucking sick
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Fahey in the hand is worth two in the bush?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
UM
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
Um
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
Huh.
royalcurve - May 19, 2009
I'm not entirely sure who or what this is exactly.
But, it made me smile. Thank you.
melenious - May 19, 2009
We need a new pitching coach
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
I'd like our chances of scoring more next inning if it weren't for Lopez, smack dab in the middle
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Yay false hope
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Nice throw Kenji!
Heydude - May 19, 2009
Those retards are running way too much
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
But we're out bunting them!
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Cedeño even tags better than Yuni.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Hahaha. Kenji says no.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
I bet Yuni pinch hits for Lopez.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Russell Branyan has hit our 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th longest home runs this year
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Also like 6 more of them than anyone else on the team
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Hasn't he basically hit all of the home runs that haven't just barely cleared the fence by five feet or less?
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Griffey has a couple
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Hey Scot Shields
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
What?
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Jesus Lopez how can you be so awful
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
God. Dammit.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Useless piece of poo.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
Yay Batista!
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Dammit
This game needs to end already.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
I am now thinking of you as a fucking retarded brother, Loafie
God, this is the worst game I’ve ever seen one player not named Brad Lidge play
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
I kind of hope you are not Lopez's brother because they seem to be a bit unlucky
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
SSS
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
THE AVENGER OF BLOOD
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
I AM CURRENTLY RECONCILING JUSTICE WITH FAITH
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
AND POSSIBLY WRITING SPANISH POETRY
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
Careful Abender and I are gonna get sued for that shit!
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Yes!!
melenious - May 19, 2009
This is going to be our next book club book after Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, please?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
I'm like 90% sure that it will in fact be next
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
We're gonna quadruple his book sales
Kermit. - May 19, 2009
So we're bringing in Batista eh?
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Baby Beluga in the deep blue sea
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Oh yeah.
I’m ready.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
This is awesome.
melenious - May 19, 2009
,
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Yes
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Aw yeah
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
It almost feels unsporting to make fun of him, he makes it so easy.
He’s like that poor, chained bear that Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Note that this does not make me stop mocking him.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Where's Eileen and Estefania
Our new best f@#@$$ friends forever.
melenious - May 19, 2009
I'm going to buy her/them some BFF necklaces so the world can know
abender20 - May 19, 2009
To show that you and I are BFF with Eileen and Stephy or to show that Eileen and Stephy are BFF with Miguel Batista?
Either way, awesome!
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Well dammit I should read better.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
By the way
Is there any way you could stick in some bunnies or something? That’d be perfecto!
Now you see it, now you don’t.
melenious - May 19, 2009
I'm not clever enough to make the original picture.
You can find it on www.miguelbatista.net. It’s real, and it’s spectacular.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Oh yes.
I was introduced to it not too long ago. I was once lost, but now am found.
melenious - May 19, 2009
When did Batista decide he would grow some puny ass sideburns?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
I hate his haircut so hard
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
If Balentien doesn't pinch hit for Endy Chavez against Fuentes it'll be Mr. Angry time
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Yeah that would be ridiculous
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Are you even allowed to pinch hit?
Wak and I thought they changed the rules to stop that bullshit.
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Yeah, they're trying to shorten game times.
nickmo - May 19, 2009
Then why did they bring in Batista?
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
One run ballgame and it's Batista.
Oh boy.
Heydude - May 19, 2009
Oh good I love when he puts a man on base and uses his fun tempo
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Well that 3-2 pitch was pretty close
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Yeah, lets walk the leadoff man in a one run game
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Got to love Batista.
Heydude - May 19, 2009
...Abreu?
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Not going be be 1-run for long.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
This is pretty much a shitty game in every way
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Guessing we'll be down by three after this inning.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Yeah, it's good to be conservative with your guesses
Torrid - May 19, 2009
WTF Abreu has 15 steals
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
The Angels run like crazy people
Nick S - May 19, 2009
So does anyone on the Angels have a normal first name?
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Mike
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Bobby?
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Brian
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Ni-
oh.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
TOO LATE I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
Bobby?
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
We have a player named Yuniesky and a player named Wladimir
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Don't forget Endy
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Robert Abreu
John Lackey. Jeff Mathis. Mike Napoli. Chone Figgins. Brandon Wood. Nick Adenhart. Joe Saunders. Brian Fuentes.
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
Yeah, Chone is normal
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Even though it's pronounce "Sean", Chone is still not a normal name.
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Chone is probably the most unusual name on that team.
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
Chone seems normal now because it is a projection system.
I expect Marcel, Zips, Oliver to become popular as well.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Juan?
Nick S - May 19, 2009
Shawn
Don275 - May 19, 2009
I love Johjima!
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Torii
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Yeah, Torii is normal
for a chick, maybe
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
Howard
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Shane
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Matt
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Anthony
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Or did he get sent down
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
With one i maybe.
qrsouther - May 19, 2009
Not when you add superfluous letters
Torrid - May 19, 2009
Don't you have an extra 'r' and 'd' for "Tori?"
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
Well, Torrid is an actual English word...
Torrid - May 19, 2009
So is Pneumococcal
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Yeah but the F is silent
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Nick....
Oops.
nickmo - May 19, 2009
Tardiness Fail.
nickmo - May 19, 2009
So why did we pull Lowe in favor of Batista?
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Maybe Wak is worried that 9th inning suckage is contagious between people with diabetes.
nickmo - May 19, 2009
This, in no way,
feels like a close game
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Fortunately it's not
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Sims: "Good pitch."
No it wasn’t.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
It got results! So it's a good picth dammit!
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
Dave that was not a good pitch, Morales is an idiot.
AlexM - May 19, 2009
HAHAHA you got K'd by Batista!!!!
Feel your shame
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
I wonder how special this team thinks it is now?
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
1995!
Minnesota
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Nice Miguel
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Oh.
Torrid - May 19, 2009
I actually trust Batista
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Since when?
AlexM - May 19, 2009
He's been our best reliever this season
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
I should go buy a 6er of San Miguel
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Batista shut them down.
Time for the Mariners to open it up!!!!!!!!!
CapSea - May 19, 2009
CAN OF WHOOPASS TIME!!!
CapSea - May 19, 2009
YESSSSSSSSS.
A shame the original thread of this imagine (with the LSB troll) got deleted. Such is the price of eternal vigilance.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Losing a one-run game that feels like a blowout is new
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
We can have Morrow fix that.
PDXTai - May 19, 2009
If we win this game it will definitely be a statement win
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
The statement: We can win even when our second baseman tries friendly fire
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I blame Yuni
seattlebruin - May 19, 2009
That was a surprisingly competant performance
Nick S - May 19, 2009
Not especially considering that he's been good all year.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
It'll take until about mid-June for NonSuck Batista to seem normal to me
Nick S - May 19, 2009
That guy is positively catatonic. Someone call a doctor
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Well whatever
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
If the Mariners really are inspired to win by the Moose then I'd rather lose
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Good Lord I think those kinds of backpacks are stupid
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Who else is looking forward to getting the order back up to Griffey?
Poochie - May 19, 2009
9 for a 11 in save opportunities.
Fucking insensitive terrorist bastard.
CapSea - May 19, 2009
Fuentes look like
he eats nothing but refried beans
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
If Ronny Cedeno homers again I will have 5 children and name them all Ronny
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Within the next hour
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Moot point, asshole
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Males cannot bear childlren
Poochie - May 19, 2009
TIME TO BE FUCKING OWNED BY RONNY
CapSea - May 19, 2009
TIME TO FUCKING OWN RONNY
CapSea - May 19, 2009
We don't sell children anymore
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
And here comes Wlad.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Oh thank God they're actually pinch hitting
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
I was kind of hoping for angry Graham
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
What is this late game change of players at the hitting spot?
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I am unfamilliar with this
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Looks like somebody forgot to check the lineup card
Wlad’s a loose cannon
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
WILDCARD BITCHES
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I think some hooligans are calling it "pinch hitting"
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
It's a new rule the home team can choose to use.
As long as they have DH pitch.
PDXTai - May 19, 2009
It'd be a blow to the defense but it'd be worth it.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
great
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
GRAHAND SLAM TIME!!!
CapSea - May 19, 2009
I have a feeling we won't be going to the playoffs
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Silence
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Oh
abender20 - May 19, 2009
That's a k
abender20 - May 19, 2009
BALL FOUR
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
STRIKE THREE
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
EAT MY ASS UMP
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Wow
Fan-fucking-tastic
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Barely.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Good god that pitch was perfect
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Perfect pitches always invoke the sorts of reactions that took place above.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
But perfect pitches are never called correctly by the umps
Like Gihyou said below that was a lousy time for the ump to correctly call a strike
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
Swing!
!
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
So unless Ichiro homers we lose
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
That is my prediction
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
I'll top that with "unless we score more than the Angels, we lose".
Just going out on a limb here.
PDXTai - May 19, 2009
Fucking great time for the ump to actually get one right
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Why the fuck would they pinch hit Sweeney for Gutierrez
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Does it feel to anyone else that Ichiro has ended several games lately?
CapSea - May 19, 2009
I was just thinking the same
tootthekazoo - May 19, 2009
Merced is a shithole
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Not if you're Hmong! Or Ray Allen
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Brian Fuentes should go back to Africa
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Rev's prediction of a 4 game sweep comes closer and closer to fruition.
redwolf75 - May 19, 2009
He must be a baseball guru!
/resultsbasedanalysis
PDXTai - May 19, 2009
If we lose, does HH take over LL?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Yes.
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Felix lost to Matt Palmer!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Jose Lopez
abender20 - May 19, 2009
It was Yuni last night
Poochie - May 19, 2009
FREE CHRIS BURKE
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Felix lost to being a human ballsack.
Aaron Campeau - May 19, 2009
Quick, Nibbles!
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Darn.
Torrid - May 19, 2009
Yup...
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
I hate this team with a passion
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
AWESOME
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
Well that's a swift kick in the unmentionables with a frozen shoe
abender20 - May 19, 2009
A swift kick in the zombies?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wilder. - May 19, 2009
It's almost like we should have one both of those except for the faggot twins
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Golly gee that was fun
Nick S - May 19, 2009
Hahahahaha
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Next year's Steven Strasburg here we come WOOOO
redwolf75 - May 19, 2009
Harvey is totally not worth it at all
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Who's Harvey?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Can't wait for that statement loss that causes us to start trading.
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
Bedard's next good start may be his last!
Poochie - May 19, 2009
Hopefully soon
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
What a consolation prize! We get to watch the guitarist of Pearl Jam take batting practice!
gregrabble - May 19, 2009
Can he play infield
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Not only do I have to see them lose, but the very next thing my eyes are assulted with is that cockgobbler Krueger
Gihyou - May 19, 2009
So Joel Pineiro pitched a complete game shutout
against the Cubs, of all teams. Ok.
redwolf75 - May 19, 2009
Piling on
Paytheline - May 19, 2009
Late
Poochie - May 19, 2009
That was painful, just painful.
Heydude - May 19, 2009
I feel magnificent
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Our middle infield has 100% justified my racism
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Those are my favorite kinds of losses.
Poochie - May 19, 2009
We need a white infield!
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Or an asian middle infield.
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Jack Wilson! Kelly Johnson! Blake DeWitt!
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Jack Wilson! JJ Hardy! Chris Coghlan!
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Is he descendent of Father Coghlin?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Firesale!!!
Kermit. - May 19, 2009
This game really puts a damper on the Silva news
jimmylauderdale - May 19, 2009
Haha
nickmo - May 19, 2009
MAPLE BATS WILL KILL US ALL
Poochie - May 19, 2009
I'm surprised
Players are still allowed to use them.
Just some stuff I found here and here
melenious - May 19, 2009
That second one made me queezy
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
We just lost sooooo biiiiig
Torrid - May 19, 2009
Mwahahahaha.
I am enjoying this series.
Eyebrows - May 19, 2009
Where do you go to revel in the win? You're clearly not on HH.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
I spend my time here, for better or for worse.
Eyebrows - May 19, 2009
Your self-restraint is admirable.
It’s like your GTE vanished with a snap of the fingers.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
I know where the line is.
I can poke fun, but trolling will not end well.
Eyebrows - May 19, 2009
From Halo Heaven
Mariners116 - May 19, 2009
Once again, this expert analysis brought to you by: Halos Heaven
Feel the panther inside you!
Eyebrows - May 19, 2009
I'd rather feel Gutz inside me.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Muscial Lineups
abender20 - May 19, 2009
Steal some outs
abender20 - May 19, 2009
I stole an out once...
I was immediately ejected from the stadium
JamMasterJesus - May 19, 2009
If Felix had gotten any of the Angels' LH 1-2-3 hitters using 15 fucking fastalls in a row, those outs would've been stolen.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Sex panther?
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
You can only say fuck once a month there.
Decatur - May 19, 2009
I might average more than once an hour
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
824 fucks by Graham in LL history
You’ve been here longer than a month. Nice math fagface.
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
Fuck you you fucking fuck
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
I was just trying to boost my numbers fuckhead
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Now that that's solved, it's time to figure out the world.
krb - May 19, 2009
Is that a Hendu-ism?
ThundaPC - May 19, 2009
AAAAHHHRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to kick a puppy
d0nkey - May 19, 2009
72% fastballs from Felix today
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
When you have no fastball command, you obviously have to throw more fastballs to feel it out
Graham MacAree - May 19, 2009
Obviously.
Slurvey - May 19, 2009
Your count rather than Gameday's, right?
Decatur - May 19, 2009
Correct
Jeff Sullivan - May 19, 2009
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