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by Jeff Sullivan on May 2, 2009 7:58 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
So Trevor Cahill sucks.
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and if not for some stupid baserunning plays we’d probably be up 3-1
gregrabble - May 2, 2009 reply
after leading 2-0.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009 reply
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009 reply
Wilder. - May 2, 2009 reply
abender20 - May 2, 2009 reply
appleshampoo - May 2, 2009 reply
I think if Clement is not called up in the next two weeks I am going to have a psychotic break.
OlSalty - May 3, 2009 reply
Wha?
Faux - May 2, 2009 reply
Who the fuck buys an authentic jersey of Lou?
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009 reply
JLC - May 2, 2009 reply
That’s why he lasted six innings against the Mariners while allowing 10 baserunners.
It seemed like he was pitching up in the zone a lot for a extreme groundball pitcher tonight.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009 reply
Matthew - May 2, 2009 reply
Fett42 - May 2, 2009 reply
Decatur - May 2, 2009 reply
I wonder if we can trade Silva for him.
Some day Beane’s bad trade virginity will be broken and the sabremetric god will fall.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1947892
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009 reply
I think I’ve discovered what a dirty Gutierrez is.
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009 reply
of Dirty Sanchez.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009 reply
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009 reply
You’d think MLBAM would work out all the bugs in something before releasing it.
ewakio - May 2, 2009 reply
cwel87 - May 2, 2009 reply
BrianL - May 2, 2009 reply
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009 reply
Omerta - May 2, 2009 reply
COME ON ENDY!!
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009 reply
I don’t know how much of that kind of clutch hitting I would buy.
Gihyou - May 2, 2009 reply
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009 reply
tendervittles - May 2, 2009 reply
superJAYdude - May 2, 2009 reply
Showed a 4-1 lead after the hit, and changed it back quickly.
homerun.
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009 reply
Tony S - May 2, 2009 reply
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
He ought to be swinging at that.
We should make a stat for 7th inning relievers next.
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2009 reply
Fine time for something like that to happen
How wonderful!
Stats.
ARGH
0-2.
I just am sad.
context: http://www.paper-dragon.com/1939/slang.html
Anyone….
And Giambi and Holliday hit really good pitches.
I want him to strike him out very badly though
3 in the zone in a row and still no out, poor Lowe
This is getting old.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009 reply
Or did he catch a couple tough breaks?
Slurvey - May 2, 2009 reply
Although he got hurt by groundballs, he gave up a couple line shots too.
But Holliday is a great hitter and Lowe forgets his control at home somedays. His Slider is devestating if he can locate it.
Phew.
FUCK YES
I know of only one Junior.
LETS GO BELTRE
DOOOO IT
Who was the Time Magazine “Man of the Year” published in 1939?
For invading Poland and starting a war.
37: Chiang Kai- Shek / Soong May-Ling 38: Hitler 39: Stalin 40: Churchill 41: FDR 42: Stalin
Then Marshall, Ike, Truman, Byrnes, Marshall, Truman, Churchill
Churchill 1940, shakes head.
… has a full head of hair that resembles a sasquatch or a wookie. Gross.
hope your mouth was closed.
BUT HE CALL GOOD GAME, YA!?
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009 reply
I’ve just been muting them recently.
phil333 - May 2, 2009 reply
Secret messages perhaps?
JY - May 2, 2009 reply
ZOOM’d
Almost Live.
Jeez
With how hard Aardsma threw the ball and how fast Rob got rid of it.
You ruin Ichiros PERFECT THROW!
…
WHY IS JEFF CLEMENT IN TACOMA
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
GIVE ME JEFF CLEMENT!
Heydude - May 2, 2009 reply
GO TO HELL JOHNSON
Jesus Chris his defense must’ve cost us like 8 runs by now
Simon Phoenix - May 2, 2009 reply
CATCH THE FUCKIDG BLLAL UYOU GOD DMAN HORSEFUCKINGGNSDNPOSDJFPOSH!!XCDVFZS
Jeff Clement and his slow brain makes that fucking play.
But you know what? Jeff Clement also could have driven in any of the runs fucking Johnson has left on base tonight!
Fuck you Rob!
You couldn’t have possibly asked for a better throw.
The irony is if Kenji pinch-hit for him last inning, Kenji would be in. And Kenji makes that play.
Fucking perfect throw.
short hopping the catcher is always a bad idea
It just wasn’t perfect
I don’t know what else you could possibly want.
Gives is a true hop and slows it down a bit.
Well, probably second to our introduction to the Ministry of Silly Walks in Minnesota, but still.
The Oaks are among history’s all time stupid mascots. Right up there with Montgomery Biscuits.
and the dancing tree?
Nothing funny about an Oak tree.
We’re fucked
GUTIERREZ DIDN’T HIT THAT BALL OUT BECAUSE ROB JOHNSON IS A FAG
Just like he molested all of us.
Corco - May 2, 2009 reply
You’re such an asset
This would be an excellent time to hit a homer.
Fuck
Blowers: “A good aggressive swing by Ichiro (on a 3-1 pitch in the dirt). Now he just has to find a way to get on base…”
when they cannot find the strike zone, heresey!!!!
Thanks a lot Johnson.
I’d say it felt like we (Mariner fans) deserved a win, at least.
Just…spray him across the face with a stream of urine?
OK I don’t really know but my stream-of-consciousness anger/cursing is off scale right now.
Rob Johnson is a particularly useless fuck. In addition to Yuniesky Betancourt.
I am drinking 100 beers, and toasting each one to the Deadly Johnson Assassination Team.
so naturally we managed to lose somehow.
Also, Rob Johnson for the bullpen. His innacurate arm would fit in there perfectly
Let’s get the series tomorrow.
Silva pitches like crap and we find a way to win. Washburn tosses a quality start and we do everything we can to lose.
but last night we won a game we probably shouldn’t have won
Scrupio - May 2, 2009 reply
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Yes he does
and if not for some stupid baserunning plays we’d probably be up 3-1
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Canucks are 4-2 down
after leading 2-0.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
Picked an annoying day for aggressive baserunning
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Wow stop fucking swinging at the first pitch
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
How about you try running, Rob.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Rob Johnson is a hero
abender20 - May 2, 2009
An hero?
appleshampoo - May 2, 2009
A hero to people who wish to be greatly overcompensated for mediocre performance everywhere
I think if Clement is not called up in the next two weeks I am going to have a psychotic break.
OlSalty - May 3, 2009
Pinella 14?
Wha?
Faux - May 2, 2009
Replaying, it looks authentic.
Who the fuck buys an authentic jersey of Lou?
Faux - May 2, 2009
We've got to fix this guy's ERA
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
Man, I can't wait to hear about the great start turned in by Trevor Cahill
JLC - May 2, 2009
Indeed Cahill sucks
That’s why he lasted six innings against the Mariners while allowing 10 baserunners.
It seemed like he was pitching up in the zone a lot for a extreme groundball pitcher tonight.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Good game from Frankie.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
F-GUT
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
PORNSTAR
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Gone Mainstream!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
GUTZ!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Guuuutzzz!!!!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Nice hit.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Andrew Bailey is Oakland's Shawn Kelly
I wonder if we can trade Silva for him.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Have we ever made a trade with the A's since Billy Beane became GM?
Decatur - May 2, 2009
One can dream
Some day Beane’s bad trade virginity will be broken and the sabremetric god will fall.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=1947892
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
Ah shit, GDIP
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
hmmmm
I think I’ve discovered what a dirty Gutierrez is.
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
Go on....
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Second Cousin...
of Dirty Sanchez.
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
Hit??
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
YUNI!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Yuni-splitter.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Yeah, okay.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Is anyone else's MLB.tv refusing to play in HD?
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
I uninstalled nexdef, so I wouldn't no
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Watching MLBN tonight.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
I've all but given up trying.
You’d think MLBAM would work out all the bugs in something before releasing it.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
:O
ewakio - May 2, 2009
Ichiro, good time to slap the ball in play
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
I sure wish 9 hits would equal more than 1 motherfucking run
JLC - May 2, 2009
10 hits!
JLC - May 2, 2009
YES!
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
ICHIRO!
BrianL - May 2, 2009
I thought that was going to be an out.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
SWEET CHEEKS!
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
JUICED
Omerta - May 2, 2009
GOGO ENDER
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
LOADED!
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
I-CHI-RO
COME ON ENDY!!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
GOOD GRAVY THE SACKS ARE JUICED WITH RAINIERS
abender20 - May 2, 2009
WHERE IS JEFF CLEMENT?!
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
In Tacoma with the Cheney Studs.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
I love bases loaded.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
You must not be a Mariner fan
JLC - May 2, 2009
Maybe he was referring to the video game series?
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
She
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
Why do you say that?
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
We're not exactly known for capitalizing on bases loaded situations
JLC - May 2, 2009
No team is known for that.
I don’t know how much of that kind of clutch hitting I would buy.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
When the bases are loaded, walks can also score runs
JLC - May 2, 2009
BUNT TIME
Gihyou - May 2, 2009
Endy granny would be ohhh so sweet.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZE
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Fuck, should have capitalised on that... GIDP just to fucking spite us
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
DO NOT DP
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Come on squeeze...
tendervittles - May 2, 2009
I ant a grand slam instead
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Now you're on the trolley!
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
Woo Leverage Index
abender20 - May 2, 2009
TAKE TAKE TAKE
BrianL - May 2, 2009
YES YES YES
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Squeeeze!
ewakio - May 2, 2009
YES TRY TAKING PITCHES
JLC - May 2, 2009
2-0!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
2-0...
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
KEEP TAKING
BrianL - May 2, 2009
2-0, You beautiful man Endy.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
jeepers creepers!
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
YES!
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Well that will do.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
DEEP ENOUGH!
BrianL - May 2, 2009
2-1 MARINERS!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
YES! WAY TO BE ENDY!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
SAC FLY!
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
LEAD LEAD LEAD LEAD
abender20 - May 2, 2009
PB PB PB PB
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
That's cool.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
And he didn't even have to bunt!
superJAYdude - May 2, 2009
Now would be a good time to get a hit or a walk Griffey.
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Wow thanks for fucking ignoring me
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Nothing like asking for greatness and receiving a one-pitch grounder.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
The FSN guys were expecting more...
Showed a 4-1 lead after the hit, and changed it back quickly.
Faux - May 2, 2009
Must've been the ghost of the Lopez
homerun.ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
Beltre is very Vlad Guerreroish circa 2009
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Oh well, right idea Jr.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
damnit jr...
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Yikes Griffey WTF
Gihyou - May 2, 2009
SOMEONE POST THE RALLY PUPPY
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
.
Tony S - May 2, 2009
I love Rally Puppy.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Getting pretty close to the Aardsma Adventure.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Oh boy.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
FIRST PITCH SWINGING YEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
JLC - May 2, 2009
Centered fastball, elevated in the zone.
He ought to be swinging at that.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
ENDY HAS EARNED HIS WAY ONTO MY FANTASY TEAM
abender20 - May 2, 2009
AND THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ONLINE SPORTS
abender20 - May 2, 2009
No.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
YOU DIDNT WAIT LONG ENOUGH
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Come on 2006 Lowe, no later incarnations
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
!!!
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
We're not rallying...
Matthew - May 2, 2009
I wanted to post this when Ichiro was up
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
Clearly, I am late a bit
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
This is still absurdly creepy
abender20 - May 2, 2009
I really want to know what's behind Silva.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Behind every good woman...
Tony S - May 2, 2009
It's a Pepsi can.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Omerta - May 2, 2009
That was marvelous framing there by Rob Johnson.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Lowe has a hold.
We should make a stat for 7th inning relievers next.
Faux - May 2, 2009
Pre-Holds?
superJAYdude - May 2, 2009
Do not walk the 9 hitter you fool
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Ichiro defense
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
That was close.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
I love Ichiro but he exaggerates. Why not? He gets bored.
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Poop Endy
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
FUCK ENDY
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
That was shitty.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Buh?
BrianL - May 2, 2009
FUCK
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
WTF RAUL
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2009
Fuck
Fine time for something like that to happen
JLC - May 2, 2009
Damn you Ibanez no possessions during the game.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Well crap.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
SOMEBODY GIF THAT
JLC - May 2, 2009
Rats
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Wow strike one was nowhere near the zone.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Consistent call today
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Neither was strike two
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Now would be a good time for a K
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Oh God, please get Giambi out
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Giambi should probably suck here.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
That's some pretty hefty booing
abender20 - May 2, 2009
The Official Website For People Who Dream Of Doing Naughty Naughty Things To Russell Branyan
How wonderful!
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
This should lead to some interesting google search results.
Faux - May 2, 2009
Why not Vargas?
Decatur - May 2, 2009
He feels right in a Rainiers uniform, why not is right
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Why Vargas?
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
He's murder on Lefties.
Stats.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Good thing he's not Ellsbury.
Faux - May 2, 2009
Giambi is days away from a Just For Men commercial
abender20 - May 2, 2009
His beard is weird.
Faux - May 2, 2009
Wow, that was queer.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Fuck fuck fuck >:(
BrianL - May 2, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK YUNI POSITIONING
ARGH
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
I fucking hate you Yuniesky Betancourt, I fucking hate you
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
That's not Yuni's fault.
abender20 - May 2, 2009
That changes nothing
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Aaaaaaaaand shift.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
F'n shifts.
0-2.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Well, fuck.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Cock.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
WHERE IS THE SHORTSTOP??!?!?!??!
Gihyou - May 2, 2009
Playing on the other side of second because Wak called for the lefty shift.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
I'm not blaming Yuni
I just am sad.
Gihyou - May 2, 2009
Great
JLC - May 2, 2009
Hey look! Leaving 25 yards up the middle isn't smart
abender20 - May 2, 2009
FUCK 30s phrasess just FUCK
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
Mark Lowe is quite the "gunsel"
context: http://www.paper-dragon.com/1939/slang.html
Tony S - May 2, 2009
God people.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Oh he really wasn't all that good Dave, it's the Oakleaves.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
god dammit
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Fucking shitfuck
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
You can change the pitcher now
JLC - May 2, 2009
Someone needs to put a hit out on Yuniesky
Anyone….
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Really, Anyone, please.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
SHIFT
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Take Lowe out before he fucking loses us the game
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Not Lowe's fault Endy missed keeping the ball in front of him.
And Giambi and Holliday hit really good pitches.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
That changes nothing
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Other than the fact Lowe has pitched well?
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
And the fact that Giambi grounded out,
abender20 - May 2, 2009
I didn't say he hadn't I just don't think they should keep him in to face Cust
I want him to strike him out very badly though
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
BOOM!
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Holliday making contact on the slider is impressive
3 in the zone in a row and still no out, poor Lowe
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
No likey dead-even fan graph
This is getting old.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Or, y'know, have a guy with poor control pitch to a lefty who draws a ton of walks and hits for power
JLC - May 2, 2009
This is rather stupid.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
There finally is a lefty in the bullpen, too
abender20 - May 2, 2009
All of his strikes have been right down the middle, too.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Like we have anyone in the pen that doesn't come with poor control.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Please strike him out
JLC - May 2, 2009
I don't have TV is Mark Lowe really sucking that bad?
Or did he catch a couple tough breaks?
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
He's pitched pretty poorly.
Although he got hurt by groundballs, he gave up a couple line shots too.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
I like how the linedrives were caught but the groundballs are the ones that hurt him.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Stuff is great
But Holliday is a great hitter and Lowe forgets his control at home somedays. His Slider is devestating if he can locate it.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Remember when Lowe had a death changeup last year
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Did it die?
Decatur - May 2, 2009
YEAH
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
K!!!!!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
BWAHAHAHAHA BITCH
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Woooooooooooo K!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
K
Phew.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Lowe my man.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
LOPEZ SWINGS AT THAT PITCH TO PROTECT THE STRIKE ZONE
FUCK YES
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Thank Jesus
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
WOOO MARK LOWE
abender20 - May 2, 2009
YES GOD THAT WAS STRESSFUL
JLC - May 2, 2009
Thank the good lord.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
phew.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Who's Cal Ripken Junior?
I know of only one Junior.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
?
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
How'd you know?!
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
don't swing.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Gracias.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
3-1
LETS GO BELTRE
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
The Blowers / Sims Beltre Homer Auction is strange.
abender20 - May 2, 2009
BB...?!....!
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
FUNK WALK
DOOOO IT
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
FUNK WALK!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
YAY FOR PATIENCE
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Nice Dance Beltre
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
Such lovely happy feet!
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
WALK IT UP!
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
A dance AND a walk. Nice.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Surprised to see Davis shading Beltre to right field.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Beltrexcellent.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Awright les go now Russ
ewakio - May 2, 2009
UNLEASH THE FURY
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
THE SEXUAL HEALING SHALL NOW BEGIN
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
I'VE GOT THAT FEELING
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Poopshit.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
A 1939 TRIVIA QUESTION
Who was the Time Magazine “Man of the Year” published in 1939?
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Don't answer this.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I'm going to guess Hitler
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
I was going to guess that ironically, and it turns out to be correct
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Hitler
Omerta - May 2, 2009
I believe that would be Hitler.
For invading Poland and starting a war.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
I guessed correctly
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Hitler
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Stalin
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
You're right.... haha this run is awesome
37: Chiang Kai- Shek / Soong May-Ling
38: Hitler
39: Stalin
40: Churchill
41: FDR
42: Stalin
Then Marshall, Ike, Truman, Byrnes, Marshall, Truman, Churchill
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Jimmy Byrnes was an odd choice.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Did not know you could win it twice
Churchill 1940, shakes head.
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
You all answered!!
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I don't know who it is, but I know it's not Hitler
JLC - May 2, 2009
Buzzer sound
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Dammit :(
JLC - May 2, 2009
Wrong
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Jarrod Washburn
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Greg Oden!
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
He wasn't born then
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
Please...
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
NOOOO
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
AWWWWWWWWW
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
That Diamond Club woman ...
… has a full head of hair that resembles a sasquatch or a wookie. Gross.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
SBN has crapped out on me.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
ugh...
hope your mouth was closed.
PLU Tim - May 2, 2009
That was not an inspirational at bat.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
x2
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Wak, why the hell wouldn't you pinch hit Rob Johnson. This is frustrating
abender20 - May 2, 2009
If he lets Rob Johnson hit I will
Decatur - May 2, 2009
off yourself? Burn a widow?
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Eat an entire shoe?
abender20 - May 2, 2009
I was going to say make hell reign on Earth, but Rob Johnson just made that with 3 swinging strikes.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Dammit threat's not gonna work anyway.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
make some cookies?
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Wish they could make contact
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Fuck
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
That was just a fantastic AB for Rob Johnson.
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Go away, Rob Johnson.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
SWING AND A MISS
BUT HE CALL GOOD GAME, YA!?
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Rob Johnson you are my main man. Thanks buddy. Thanks.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Aardsma time anyone?
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
8:36
Matthew - May 2, 2009
Touche
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
It is definitely Aadrsma time.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I prefer shaving cream
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Sterling Savings Bank commercials are just plain retarded
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
I think they are making fun of WaMu
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
Even if they are they're still horrible, horrible commercials
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Agreed.
I’ve just been muting them recently.
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
FUN TIME!
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
So how many people will Aardsma walk before he gets an out?
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
0
phil333 - May 2, 2009
Zero.
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
Hitler
JLC - May 2, 2009
Correct!
Tony S - May 2, 2009
There's one.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Awesome everybody, we got Steven Shell!
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Has anyone yet deciphered the Japanese code words on the backstop ads?
Secret messages perhaps?
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
"If you can read this, you're playing right field"
abender20 - May 2, 2009
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
I have no TV but I'm gonna guess it's an Nintendo ad for a DSi.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
"Nintendo FTW"
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
"Let's extend Johjima's contract"
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Not unless 'Nintendo' written twice counts as a secret message.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
But it is! Code words to instruct Japanese viewers on secret plans.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
FUCK THIS UMPIRE THAT WAS A FUCKING STRIKE
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
That was Bobby Crosby you fucking moron
JLC - May 2, 2009
I'd like to see more of his fastball
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
But using what viewing medium?
JLC - May 2, 2009
Like I'm falling for that one
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
8-9-1 starting off the ninth, not our best shot.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
Ichi Blast
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
I want to see how Ichiro would react to the mob greeting him at home plate if he hit a walk-off bomb.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
Who are collectively 5-for-9 tonight.
JY - May 2, 2009
Aardsma!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Yes, terrifying.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
infield set for 2
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
If Cedeno goesn't get off the bech at some point soon, I'll be disappointed but in no way surprised
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Nick Swisher donated his hair to Travis Buck
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
I thought he just went to clown school instead of batting practise
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
Blackhawks win 6-3
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
K! SIT DOWN BITCH!
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
K
ZOOM’d
ThundaPC - May 2, 2009
HARD THROWING WHITE GUYS!
BrianL - May 2, 2009
A stories Seattle tradition.
Almost Live.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
That's what you get for having long ugly hair, jackass.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
*majestic
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
My bad.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Aardsma is quite fortunate that he has to face the bottom part of the order.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
I wonder if Johnson is surprised by Aardsma breaking balls, even after calling them
abender20 - May 2, 2009
They're called spinny fastballs
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
Can't throw him out with a breaking ball.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
argh
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Hahahaha Rob Johnson.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Sigh
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
He was out
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Just kidding
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Except not.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
You're Wrong.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
I said just kidding
Jeez
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
What a cannon
JLC - May 2, 2009
Close.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
Somebody almost lost his glove on that steal.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Next time they should do a throwback to 1943 and make Wak stay in a cage in the clubhouse.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
Jesus Christ recced
abender20 - May 2, 2009
But then Ichiro and Joh wouldn't get to play either...
Omerta - May 2, 2009
The US army forced Japanese Americans with useful skills into service.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
Excellent.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
You deserve an atomic drop for that comment
Tony S - May 2, 2009
That's why they call spring training "camp."
Decatur - May 2, 2009
You only show up to distribute gems
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
I was cooking.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
I wish you could share
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
Madison Market needs to start carrying chicken that costs less than $10.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
Woooooooooooooo for walks!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Great jump there.
With how hard Aardsma threw the ball and how fast Rob got rid of it.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH
Omerta - May 2, 2009
GODDAMMIT ROB JOHNSON!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
ROB FUCKING JOHNSON DIE IN A FIRE.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU JOHNSON
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON
BrianL - May 2, 2009
FUCK ROB JOHNSON
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Decatur - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKIHNG FIRE
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
FUCCCCK
You ruin Ichiros PERFECT THROW!
phil333 - May 2, 2009
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON FOR BEING HTE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER
abender20 - May 2, 2009
OH MY GOD FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON FOR BEING HTE WORST HUMAN BEING EVER
abender20 - May 2, 2009
FUCK ME.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Rob you so suck
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
Now do we all agree?!1?
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 2, 2009
FCUK YOU ROB
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
You dumb shit
Faux - May 2, 2009
...
…
…
…
WHY IS JEFF CLEMENT IN TACOMA
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2009
JESUS FUCKING ROB JOHNSON.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
ROB JOHNSON IS A GOOD DEFENSIVE CATCHER!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU!
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOUR ASS WITH CARLOS SILVA'S PENIS
Jeff Sullivan - May 2, 2009
I feel sick...
Decatur - May 2, 2009
The defensive specialist strikes
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
FUCK YOU ROB JOHNSON I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
JLC - May 2, 2009
ALL THE FUCKING TIME IN THE WORLD!
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Way to screw that one up Johnson.
GIVE ME JEFF CLEMENT!
Heydude - May 2, 2009
Thank you Bobby Corsby for doing what I want to do
abender20 - May 2, 2009
ARSE
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
Does that charge Ichiro's UZR?
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
HE WAS OUT BY A MOTHER FUCKING MILE
GO TO HELL JOHNSON
BrianL - May 2, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
CLEMENT UP JOHNSON DOWN
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Rob Johnson is a good defensive catcher.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
I think Johnson himself started that rumor.
Heydude - May 2, 2009
Or he put his dick in Neihaus' mouth and took a picture.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
So hot
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
.
Tony S - May 2, 2009
I fucking hate Rob fucking Johnson
Jesus Chris his defense must’ve cost us like 8 runs by now
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Christ*
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Fucking hell I'm pissed
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
ROB JOHNSON SUCKS AT EVERYTHING
Simon Phoenix - May 2, 2009
Please quit trying to roll the double R in Guiterrez if you can't do it.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
THE BALL WAS THERE HOW DO YOU NOT SEE THE BALL AND CATCH THE BAL
CATCH THE FUCKIDG BLLAL UYOU GOD DMAN HORSEFUCKINGGNSDNPOSDJFPOSH!!XCDVFZS
JLC - May 2, 2009
That goddamn throw was placed perfectly.
Jeff Clement and his slow brain makes that fucking play.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
If Wak had pinch hit for Johnson like he should have, Joh would have made that play
abender20 - May 2, 2009
You know Jeff Clement probably does the same thing
But you know what? Jeff Clement also could have driven in any of the runs fucking Johnson has left on base tonight!
Fuck you Rob!
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
No, he probably doesn't
You couldn’t have possibly asked for a better throw.
The irony is if Kenji pinch-hit for him last inning, Kenji would be in. And Kenji makes that play.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Or maybe we think Clement is a lot worse than he actually is.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Would have been nice if Crosby had not run through that stop sign.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
He wasn't even close to catching it
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
He's got to be mildly retarded at minimum
Fucking perfect throw.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
It was not a good throw
short hopping the catcher is always a bad idea
seattlebruin - May 2, 2009
Especially when the catcher is a useless fuckhead
abender20 - May 2, 2009
But the throw still beat him Rob Johnson had time to get the runner out he just fucked up.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
There is no way that isn't a good throw
It just wasn’t perfect
Graham MacAree - May 2, 2009
It hit him in the chest
I don’t know what else you could possibly want.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Short-hopping the throw is an excellent idea.
Gives is a true hop and slows it down a bit.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
The replay made it look like the ball hit Johnson square on the chest protector.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
Ichiro is going to exact revenge with a funk blast.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
yup
abender20 - May 2, 2009
TO ROB JOHNSON'S HEAD?!?!?!?
JLC - May 2, 2009
If it is a walk-of, Ichiro is going to deck Rob upon meeting at the plate.
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Perfect time for an Ichiro spite homer
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Fuck it's even worse on replay!
Mariner Melee - May 2, 2009
Wuertz? I thought Ziegler was the closer
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
That was the most demoralizing thing to happen this year.
Well, probably second to our introduction to the Ministry of Silly Walks in Minnesota, but still.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
How are we fucking losing to TREE LEAFS?!
The Oaks are among history’s all time stupid mascots. Right up there with Montgomery Biscuits.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
What about the Stanford Cardinal
and the dancing tree?
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
At least those are humorous. Oak Leaf? Just fucking sad.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I think I'd rather lose to the Biscuits.
Nothing funny about an Oak tree.
Heydude - May 2, 2009
Fuck Montana
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Whoa whoa whoa let's not go nuts.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
Yeah, please don't sen us an more "ML" (Sic) players.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
This catching situation should become a bigger issue, I know it's mentioned here a lot, but still
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
NEEDS MORE POWER OR CLOSER FENCE
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
God dammnit
We’re fucked
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
HMMM...
Omerta - May 2, 2009
...THIS FUCKING BLOWS.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Great, here comes Yuni.
BrianL - May 2, 2009
We're doomed aren't we.
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Yunierrorski. My fav!
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
FUCK
GUTIERREZ DIDN’T HIT THAT BALL OUT BECAUSE ROB JOHNSON IS A FAG
JLC - May 2, 2009
Rob Johnson molested him and has caused him great mental anguish.
Just like he molested all of us.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
I feel violated.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Now might be a good time to bring out a PH
Corco - May 2, 2009
Wak doesn't pinch hit
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Which is ridiculous
abender20 - May 2, 2009
I know :(
Corco - May 2, 2009
die yuni die
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
BUT OF COURSE
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Yuni does what Yuni does best.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
GREAT SWING YUNI WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JLC - May 2, 2009
Great fucking job Yuni
You’re such an asset
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
GOD DAMMIT
Corco - May 2, 2009
YUNI YOU ARE A WASTE OF ATOMIC MATTER
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
I hope he doesn't procreate
abender20 - May 2, 2009
I hope he just goes away.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
All up to Ichiro.
This would be an excellent time to hit a homer.
Heydude - May 2, 2009
I am so glad to have Yuni-talent on our team.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I-CHI-RO!!
Decatur - May 2, 2009
This has been a miserable sporting day, thank fuck it's (almost) over
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
Feh.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
They want to pitch to Endy.
Fuck
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 1939
Tony S - May 2, 2009
Poland style.
Matthew - May 2, 2009
I sense a huge Ichi-blast. Or a walk. One or the other.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Oy vey
abender20 - May 2, 2009
fuck
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
WHY THE FUCK DID HE SWING AT THAT
gregrabble - May 2, 2009
Hilarious
Blowers: “A good aggressive swing by Ichiro (on a 3-1 pitch in the dirt). Now he just has to find a way to get on base…”
JLC - May 2, 2009
Nice. Got the ump in the ballsack.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
What's this taking pitches
when they cannot find the strike zone, heresey!!!!
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
Game over.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
Thats the game fuck rob johnson fuck him fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fett42 - May 2, 2009
WORST GAME OF THE CENTURY
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Fuck fuck fuck, I am fucking pissed off all down to Rob cunting Johnson
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE THIS GAME?
Wilder. - May 2, 2009
That was painful.
Heydude - May 2, 2009
God damnit this has been a complete and total shitfest
abender20 - May 2, 2009
Well, there you go.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
I hate Rob Johnson.
Heydude - May 2, 2009
Well that is some bullshit.
Thanks a lot Johnson.
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Well, at least it didn't feel like we deserved to win
JLC - May 2, 2009
We played far better than Oakland in every aspect except catcher defense and managerial prowess.
I’d say it felt like we (Mariner fans) deserved a win, at least.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
WAK ought to be fined a month's salary for that.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Rob Johnson is my favorite person who I want to pee-slap.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
How do you do that exactly?
Just…spray him across the face with a stream of urine?
Omerta - May 2, 2009
Piss all over my hand and then slap him with it.
OK I don’t really know but my stream-of-consciousness anger/cursing is off scale right now.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
I will fellate the first man who walks tomorrow
Gihyou - May 2, 2009
You're in luck because Porn Superstar Gutierrez has been working the count well lately.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
Alright, well
Rob Johnson is a particularly useless fuck. In addition to Yuniesky Betancourt.
cwel87 - May 2, 2009
Had I known this would be the outcome I would have volunteered and fed the homeless instead
Tony S - May 2, 2009
It's now hooch o'clock.
royalcurve - May 2, 2009
Well, that was worth staying up for.
Eyeball Kid - May 2, 2009
FUCK THIS I'M NEVER WATCHING A SEATTLE RAINIERS GAME AGAIN
Simon Phoenix - May 2, 2009
Free Jeff Clement!
Slurvey - May 2, 2009
Time to get completely blitzed.
I am drinking 100 beers, and toasting each one to the Deadly Johnson Assassination Team.
Seattle Rodiners - May 2, 2009
None of Oakland's pitchers could fine the zone
so naturally we managed to lose somehow.
Also, Rob Johnson for the bullpen. His innacurate arm would fit in there perfectly
tdot mariner fan - May 2, 2009
At least Washburn pitched like a solid #3 starter. That's something to feel good about.
Decatur - May 2, 2009
I feel good about that.
Let’s get the series tomorrow.
Sinking Away - May 2, 2009
Karma's a bitch.
Silva pitches like crap and we find a way to win. Washburn tosses a quality start and we do everything we can to lose.
ralphie81 - May 2, 2009
Ok so we lost a game today that we probably shouldn't have lost
but last night we won a game we probably shouldn’t have won
Scrupio - May 2, 2009
Winning games you shouldn't win is awesome and losing games you should win blows.
Aaron Campeau - May 2, 2009
These combinations do not result in us being a playoff team
Indigo_Satellite - May 2, 2009
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