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... of players whom the Mariners would be better served to carry than Rob Johnson:

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Don't Forget Ham Porter.

Some know him as the Great Hambino
Clement's strength > Johnson's strength

evidently.

So what did Johnson do?

I didn’t see the game.

Gave the game away by muffing a throw to the plate from Ichiro which had the runner dead to rights in the top of the 9th
You know when Ichiro makes a throw to the plate to stop the go ahead run scoring in the top of the 9th, 2 outs

and it’s a great play and has the runner beaten by 15 feet?

Johnson forgot to catch it.

If he had just stuck out his arm six inches he would have come up with that throw.

It’s like he wasn’t even trying to glove the ball.

But it short hopped him!

Johnson was distracted by the runner bearing down from 3rd! The throw could have been better!




(just reciting the excuses from the radio post-game)

It pretty much hit him in the solar plexus
I question if Rob Johnson was even aware there was a runner coming from third.
I think he was far too aware of it

And that’s why he didn’t catch the ball

It bounced off of his glove.

He should have caught it. No excuse, really

Forgot one...

Even with his eyes closed he's better than Rob Johnson.
The lady in the lawn chair is better than Rob Johnson.
I was going to include that but had no idea where it was
I'd probably close my eyes if I wasn't catching with a catcher's mitt as well.
At least when he screws up it's cute.
Minor Upgrade

Catcher's mitt on a stick?
I might be taking it too far.

Yeah...he was so dreadful...
You forgot:

Oh man

just wait til Halos Heaven sees that last one.

I forgot about that swinging strike. Who was that again?
My memory may not be serving me correctly...

But I think it was Pudge.

Yeah, it was Pudge
Howard Johnson is right about Olsen Johnson being right.
...

Don't tease

It’s a hard time this evening.

ETA on when this devolves to some sort of sexual reference?
Adding to the list

Awwww.

Pat and Joe.

Also, Oakland has figured something out.

The A’s never run. Ever. Even if you allow for Davis doing his own thing, how do you explain Crosby and Jack Fucking Cust stealing a base. Davis actually made three steal attempts (one successful, one caught, and one that ended up being a hit and run, but he had the bag stolen).

If we see more people attempt to steal on Rob Johnson, we’ll know the league has figured something out as well.

Oh. So that's how it is done.

I hate Rob Johnson and think he sucks, but...

You can’t really blame this one on him, right? That ball bounced at the worst possible spot – right before it got to Johnson and on the dirt, not the grass. He had no time to react to the ball and basically had to put the glove down and hope the ball bounced right into it.

Yes you can

A real catcher makes that play because they watch the ball into the glove. He didn’t, and the only reason he gets playing time is that he’s supposedly a good defensive catcher.

I don't think people are accounting for how skewed those reputations are.

The term “good defensive catcher” translates directly to how much pitchers like throwing to him.

Adam Moore had 23 passed balls last season and 21 the year before in roughly 105 games. The only guy who would have rated worse on that front last season was Kevin Cash, who had fourteen in 57 games. In most other years, you see far far less, provided it’s not a Doug Mirabelli situation and you’re catching Wakefield much of the time.

Adam Moore is a “good defensive catcher”.

Yeah, I know about the fuzziness in the defensive rep

Why is the entire system full of catchers who can’t actually catch?

Some can probably catch.

They can’t hit though.

One of the things I’ll ding Fontaine on is that he probably undervalued defense a bit, drafting a lot of infielders that were only really able to handle a bat well and catchers who essentially operated in the same way, but had leadership skills and other similar bullroar.

I really doubt that a real catcher makes that play more than a few times out of 10

He has no idea how high that ball is going to bounce when it hits the grass/dirt (it landed right on the edge of the grass so I’m not sure what surface it really bounced on) so the period of time for him to watch the ball into the glove was from when it bounced 5 feet before him and when it got to him. That isn’t very long.

If I don't make that catch (although I wouldn't make the tag) I'd be beyond embarassed.
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http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=3483757
http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=2623837

Anyone notice what Kenji (or whoever) did there? Seemed to me like Johnson had more than enough time to go get that ball then making the tag as the runner was going by instead of waiting for it and letting it hit him in the chest. Yeah, its a tough play, but going and getting the ball and turning for the tag is a play that a major league quality catcher should be able to make. Heck, we’ve seen Johjima do it a couple times.

The hops in those plays were far easier than the Johnson play

Those balls bounced well out on the infield grass and took nice easy hops. And as for the statement that Johnson should have gone and got that ball, I think normally when a catcher goes and gets a ball it is when the throw is off line. Ichiro’s throw was right on the money and it probably looked like it was going to make it to Rob on the fly until it ended up bouncing just a few feet in front of him. He’s blocking the plate, sees the ball coming right on line and by the time he realizes its going to be just a few feet short he really doesn’t have time to do anything but try to short hop it.

That's just a long way of saying Johnson misplayed the ball.

He didn’t expect the hop that it took, which wasn’t the toughest short hop I’ve ever seen by a long shot, and missed it. People who play baseball for a living should make that play.

Catchers drop the ball on plays at the plate all the time.

It’s really freaking hard to short hop a ball like that with a catcher’s mitt when its a bullet thrown by Ichiro from right field and when the short hop occurs on the edge of the grass/dirt. I’m not sure how that short hop could be much tougher

I think it bounced on the grass.

And if we’re going to carry a catcher who can’t make that play anyway, why not Clement?

Rob Johnson is useless

and I’d be elated to see Clement replace him

It's not a play he should make every time but it's a play he should make a lot of the time

plus we’re angry

Yeah I didn't mean to challenge the spirit of this post

because Rob Johnson is everything I loathe in a baseball player – completely terrible yet beloved by media and the coaching staff because of intangibles and shit. I just can’t blame him on this particular play though

I don't want to place 100% of the blame on him but that was an awful way to lose and he was right in the middle
Ok now you guys are really going to get pissed off at me but

What made me more frustrated was Ichiro swinging at ball 4 in the dirt on a 3-1 count in the bottom of the 9th. I’m not really even pissed at him – thats just Ichiro and I love him – but couldn’t we just give him the take sign in that situation? Ichiro’s chance of getting a single can’t decrease that much depending on 3-1 vs 3-2. God dammit this game sucked

I'm not pissed off at all

Ichiro swung at a pitch a few inches under the zone but at that point there were two outs with none on and Endy Chavez on deck. It didn’t really make that much of a difference.

Ichiro needed to hit a home run to do anything useful there

He tried

That would be nice.

But after watching the replay, it just seems like Johnson screwed that up by spending too much time preparing for a collision at home plate than actually fielding the ball. This looked like the equivalent of muffing up a double-play at 2nd by trying to throw to first base while the ball bounces off the glove.

This wasn’t even an unusual hop. It hit the dirt and Johnson didn’t adjust.

This must have been what watching Jose Vidro score in the Cubs game felt like.

I've watched the play a few times and I'm trying to keep an open mind

because you guys all disagree with me, but for the life of me I can’t see how that was anything less than a really difficult play to make. The ball bounced so close to Johnson – he has to put his glove where he thinks the ball is going to go. There’s no way he has time to adjust to the hop. He hoped the ball would stay low and it ended up bouncing higher than he thought.

Ok I’m done now

OK, here's the problem with what Johnson did.

Here’ my two cents. Ichiro’s throw short-hopped at little bit, but the ball was perfectly true and was about two feet high when it passed directly over home plate. It passed straight through the strike zone. Johnson, though, had his glove-hand fingers pointed at the ground the whole time fielded Ichiro’s throw as though it were a breaking ball. In effect, Johnson gave up on catching the ball cleanly, and thus on tagging the runner out.

Had Johnson positioned his glove like this,

he would have had no problem catching the short hop. If the ball stayed low, he could’ve just backhanded the ball (easier with a catcher’s mitt than fielding it like a first baseman).

Instead, Rob Johnson, trying to block the plate, positioned himself as though he were blocking a breaking ball in the dirt, like so.

When he field sthis way, Johnson has little chance of catching the ball cleanly because, in this position, his glove has almost no scope for lateral or vertical movement. It’s just stuck between his crotch. Even if he does field Ichiro’s throw cleanly, he’s still starts in a tough position (longer distance to the runner, plus he must flip his hand over) to lay the tag down. Johnson, essentially, made it almost impossible for himself to catch the ball cleanly, which killed a golden, golden, golden chance to kill a guy at homeplate. To me, a mental mistake like this is inexcusable at the big league level. That’s what convinces me that Johnson is not a major league caliber player in any aspect of his game, except perhaps throwing out runners, but that’s hardly more than a fraction of a win impact in a full season. He just sucks.

Perfect explanation

Bad hop or not, it was like watching my 4-year-old try to catch a high ball using a basket catch – it’s just not going to work.

It wasn't a particularly easy play,

But it’s one that a major league catcher makes probably 8-9 times out of ten. If you look at the .gif below you can see on the side-angle replay, Johnson should have been able to get his glove in position to at least make a play on the ball rather than let it bounce harmlessly off his chest pad. Yeah, the ball was coming in hard, but not so hard that he couldn’t react to its path and get his glove close to the ball.

How about this guy?

Nah, I want this guy
I call bullshit on Gerber being better than Johnson
Elliott is though.

That seems like it will only drive up his demand throughout the league.
Have I mentioned lately how much I despise you and all that you stand for?
DUCKS OWN GOAL HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT
This isn't an off-topic post, sir.

Please keep the discussion relevant to Seattle Mariners baseball.

ANAHIEM OWN RUN HAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT

Although they’re winning now

Your baseball knowledge seems limited.

Perhaps you should lurk around this site more before taking part in the comments section.

That totally undoes 2007.
The Oakland broadcast has a perfect replay but my computer is being a faggot right now so no gif.
Oh whatever would we do without your quality gifs.
Kill yourselves probably.
I would have guessed not lived live any differently

We must have vastly opposing views regarding the quality of your work.

You told me you liked the Sens own goal gif
I'm about to start giffing on my own and I will use a better gifomatic than you.
You think this is a threat and that's cute.
I could be threaterning
Learn how to spell.
I had to invent a word to show just how fucked you are.
Polesmoker

This is huge
Mine was half as long
A certain dead meme comes to mind.
Don't bore us get to the chorus
I mean twice
On third thought just as long but only one angle
He didn't even try to catch it
No glove movement

I gonna bet he didn’t see it

Seriously why would set yourself up to recieve the ball like that

if you actually had half a mind to catch it and apply a tag? I get that the ball bounced in the dirt but that wasn’t even close. He was more worried about blocking the plate than making a play on the ball.

Also that is an awesome .gif and thank you Jeff.
The focus on Johnson

allows us to forget that Aardsma gave up the winning hit to a AAA infielder.

Pitchers give up hits.

It happens

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