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Series Preview: Seattle Mariners @ Anaheim Angels

Seattle: 22-26
Anaheim: 24-22

SUMMARY

MARINERS ANGELS EDGE
HITTING (wOBA)
-48.9 (30th)
-15.6 (22nd)
ANA
FIELDING (UZR)
10.4 (7th) 5.1 (9th)
SEA
ROTATION (pRAA)
11.0 (13th)
15.7 (6th)
ANA
BULLPEN (pRAA)
-13.8 (28th)
-0.8 (18th)
ANA
OVERALL(RAA)
-41.3
4.4
Anaheim







This is not a must win series per se, but it is a pretty important one. Get swept and Zduriencik should start making trades for 2010. Sweep and we even up records with the Angels and probably gain a game on Texas leaving us still long shots but long shots with a soft June schedule.

Of course we are far more likely to neither sweep or be swept which would not change much at all, though a 2-1 series loss still knocks at least one foot over the edge. We are pretty big underdogs in this series and research has shown that for underdogs to win, they need to play their own game and take more high variance risks so I think we should go for it on every 4th down of this series and pull the goalie. Rob Johnson sucks anyways.

Remember last series when I remarked how we played the Giants at home and managed to still perform at a below average level? Well, we just played the Athletics and managed to still perform at a below average level. We faced the Athletics offense and our pitchers got worse.

GAMES

Game 1: Jason Vargas* vs. John Lackey
Game 2: Felix Hernandez vs. Matt Palmer
Game 3: Chris Jakubauskas vs. Ervin Santana

It's too early in their seasons to talk much about either John Lackey or Ervin Santana, though Jeff did point out something worth paying attention to on Sunday afternoon.

With the end of the month approaching and an installment of the report cards looming, I'm going to pass on looking into the Mariner starters this series as well.

That leaves Matt Palmer. Matt Palmer isn't very interesting. Sorry.

Star-divide

THIS SERIES BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Undercover Investigation Shut-Down Ale
Lagunitas Brewing Company. Petaluma, CA

Lagunitas' 12th anniversary brew. Has a clear auburn body with a nice thick slightly off white head with great lacing. Aroma is clear and unambiguous hops paired with an expectantly bitter taste, well balanced with malts to give a creamy palate.

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Comments

Matt Palmer is so damn generic.

Also, I feel like Lagunitas should get more love than it does.

Their IPA is my staple.
I honestly think it's because their beer is so cheap.

Which is retarded, but there you go.

I had this same thought when buying beer last week.
My friend sings Lagunitas' praises, but I don't think I've ever had anything from there.

I shall change that.

The red's pretty good as is the pale ale
Also Cappucino Stout when it's that time of year.
if I didn't detest the taste of coffee I might agree with you

but I’d have to defer this one to my wife who is the coffee and stout drinker in our house.

You'd probably like their Gnarly Wine
Not a big barley wine fan in my limited experience, but I'll check it out.
I got posters confused

Yeah, go for the cappuccino stout instead.

Hop Stoopid might be one of the most bitter things alive.
It's not good which I think was kind of the point.
That definitely sounds more enticing.
Should be available at (m)any of the locations I've told you about
Who were you directing this toward?
Matt Palmer not interesting!?

I see how it is. You’re terrified. You know what’s coming. You know what a badass Matt Palmer is. He’s going to shut you down. Since you love those stats, let’s take a look at the most important one, shall we? He’s 5 and 0. No losses. This motherfucker is invincible. Look at him. Look at this man:

That is the face of a panther. He is hardcore. You’re real scared now, I bet. Just you watch. And maybe, by the end of the game tomorrow, Felix might actually learn something about pitching from the MASTER.

Matt Palmer is the latest in a long line of nobody pitchers who look like my barber
That smells.
I haven't decided if he smells yet
that seems to be a decision that wouldn't take much contemplation
oh and you use a barber?
Seems all he would need would be a razor at the lowest setting.
What's wrong with using a barber?
Nothing if you have hair

but Jeff appears to be a number-1 buzz kind of guy, from the pictures I’ve seen.

True.

I like Reggie Willits now

I’d rather complete what the Koreans couldn’t and kill Joe Saunders.

Can you imagine how that corpse would smell?
Like John Lackey
Or Mike Napoli
Or Nick Adenhart
Oh, pdb. :(

JUST KIDDING YAHTZEE

I'm just amazed nobody had done it yet
Korean. Not plural
You're being naive
people rec the oddest things
Never trust a barber that always wears a hat
Beat me to it.
He's the master of inverted W's and his arm will most likely explode to a couple of u's.
It worked; I'm intimidated now.
Felix v. Palmer rematch!

This should be good.

As long as it isn't Felix's favorite holiday

Dia de la Fastball

So anyone going to any of the games?

Depending upon the weather I might try to make it Saturday or Sunday.

sb and I are going to Saturday's game
Not this time.
Felix day!
Felix day is tempting

I have to head sort of East on Sunday to pick something up so it makes sense to just go from their to the game.

What time is Saturday’s game, 6:05?

Thinking about it but skeptical
Felix day!
I hate driving home from Anaheim after night games
Take the train?
I hate being controlled by their schedule and sometimes the games run later than the trains do
Catch a ride home with Nick Adenhart.
How do you feel about driving home from Anaheim after a night game in which the Mariner offense is shut down by Matt Palmer and Felix pitches stupidly?
Or even better, after a game where Felix gets hurt by Torri Hunter and you have to drive home not knowing the extent of the injury? Oh and Morrow blows the save.
On a Torii Hunter walk off grand slam.
Now we're talking
I guess it wouldn't be worse than driving home from Anaheim after watching Ottawa lose in the Stanley Cup
I hate that you made this comment before I could.
Oh and by the way Matthew

your strategy obviously sucks. You only pull the goalie with two strikes, or if there’s at least one player on the team carrying a yellow card.

And you call yourself an analyst.

We should start calling Rob Johnson Jon Ryan

I mean, we’re punting whenever Johnson comes in…

I can't stand people calling him Jon Ryan

It makes me think of another Seattle player named Ryan, and I hate the comparison.

R. Johnson is a terrible player. Jon Ryan is a ginger punter, who may or may not be a terrible player.

Call him Johnson, please. For my brain’s sake.

Could you quit with the Seahawks crap?

We get it – you like the way their team is put together, and they have some great young talent.

This is a Mariners blog though and I don’t see many other SBN editors posting praise for other clubs. It’s not funny or anything either.

I'm watching the Orioles game. Wieters is gonna hit pretty soon.

Flew out into double play his first AB.

Also, the Tigers' announcer and color commentator Rod Allen seem pretty solid - that is, unobjectionable, which is pretty awesome as far as announcers go (Sims + Neihaus = awesome of course)
Per Baker Olson will be starting Sunday instead of Jakubauskas

That’s a strange move

I heard Jak was just flipped to the White Sox.
For a little bridge?
Like an errant Yuni throw
Sooooo...One righty and four lefties?

Awesome.

Setting up the rotation to bring RRS back

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