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by Jeff Sullivan on May 29, 2009 9:04 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
So Juan Rivera can go play in traffic.
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Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009 reply
gregrabble - May 29, 2009 reply
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009 reply
F-k it..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009 reply
Matthew - May 29, 2009 reply
MOTHER FUCKER
Teej - May 29, 2009 reply
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009 reply
Eyeball Kid - May 29, 2009 reply
Decatur - May 29, 2009 reply
Scruffy Lefty - May 29, 2009 reply
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009 reply
royalcurve - May 29, 2009 reply
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009 reply
IceStormV1 - May 29, 2009 reply
It’s for doing that to Juan Rivera
JLC - May 29, 2009 reply
Others make me want to go to sleep and never wake up.
BrianL - May 29, 2009 reply
OlSalty - May 29, 2009 reply
FLY AWAY!
mark sobba - May 29, 2009 reply
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009 reply
I want to punch them. ALL OF THEM.
*except possibly for little league sundays.
actually, come to think of it, I’ve been to more games at Angel Stadium than I have been to at Safeco (what…?)
my girlfriend is relatively quiet.
bluemax - May 29, 2009 reply
they also boo people who pop beach balls.
are not very good.
Though I’m sure bruin sent a great text.
JLProck - May 29, 2009 reply
…
Go Lopez!
Heydude - May 29, 2009 reply
Slurvey - May 29, 2009 reply
What did Rivera do?
coolconman - May 29, 2009 reply
Then almsot brought the second one back..
It hit his glove.
rickpo - May 29, 2009 reply
Come to get us a 1-2-3 inning…
Put that on possible dog name list
msb - May 29, 2009 reply
They have to make two, dont’ mind though..
Even if he did give up 2 line drives
How about that.
Lowe is so more enjoyable when he doesn’t suck.
But I’ve learned not to expect them.
Really is a start of a New Day, a new way for the Ms…
Don’t trade bedard yet.
d rod - May 29, 2009 reply
MMMMMMMArdsma!
section331 - May 29, 2009 reply
He gave up five runs in five innings.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 29, 2009 reply
russak - May 29, 2009 reply
into the all star game.
Jack Moore - May 29, 2009 reply
I voted for Manny!
Joe Saunders – dead classmates, shot by bullets Nick Adenhart – dead, hit by drunk driver
Paytheline - May 29, 2009 reply
/Rex Hudler
WHen DAve says the bottom of the 9th is “Hang on time” when you’re up 3…
And it’s been true for year.s…
Yipes.
eh….
But you get the idea.
Stupid radio ads…
Why did we move him out of RF again?
But dude is made for right…
I mean that..
But he’s just better playing RF for some reason…
I like that one…
AGAIN!
Two quick outs, awesome!
He didnt’ think it was caught, ha…
Ichiro is too cool.
He said it was foul and then he was like “Wait, Beltre caught it?”
DKCecil - May 29, 2009 reply
Well that’s a relief
Or at least that time.
pmc47 - May 29, 2009 reply
Two in a row…
it’s only 33 pixels too tall and the thread is over
For the next win…tomorrow….
HOLY FUCK BACK TO BACK WINS!
Since againt the Angels, a month ago…
2
Nice one Dave…
Seriously. He fucking rocks.
But I maintain my position here… Which is upright and Puritan, of course.
Lackey drops to 1-1 and Aardsma with save #7…
WOOOOOO
To misjudge Talent…
BigWood! - May 29, 2009 reply
No real point in having Yuseless batting 2nd.
When you get drug addict recovery ads during Ms games…
And not nonprofit either ,some Seattle Hospital..
Makes sense
d0nkey - May 29, 2009 reply
They’ve been advertising during M’s games for at least five years.
So I get the local Portland ads but I’m down in Bend this weekend…
It’s been on for years.
To anyone else maybe…
It’s a Firday night, I’m tired, kind of drunk, just thinking via the blog…
Nah just two Red Hooks after work, nothing serious…
There was the shot first, and I’m just kind of buzzed, I’ll stop now…
Those have been around for years
it’s starting to depress me
Gave up 2 runs today.
oops
Mark my words.
“are the Mariners buyers or sellers?”
And we’re waiting for the phone to ring in the FO.
“I think they should trade some bats to fill the holes in the bullpen”—Caller.
It’s only like 1 bat anyway, I don’t know what that guy was talking about
Kermit. - May 29, 2009 reply
Vargas – 31% Bedard – 30% Washburn – 26% RRS – 10% Olson – 3%
People are stupid
Mariner John - May 29, 2009 reply
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Well now Branyan will have to hit his homers extra far
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
So Rivera is having a nice game.
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
FUCK THAT BOLOGNE AND CHEESE
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
That'll make web gems
F-k it..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
bahahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
THAT SEQUENCE WAS BACKWARDS
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
FUCK YEAH..THAT IS AWESOME
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
Ha!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
HAHAHA CAN'T FUCKING BRING THAT ONE BACK CAN YOU BITCH
MOTHER FUCKER
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
BAHAHAH SUCK IT FUCKER!
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
I hear there's a lot of traffic in Southern California.
Teej - May 29, 2009
Mini-redemption.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
FUCK YOU RIVERA
Eyeball Kid - May 29, 2009
Fucking amazing!
Teej - May 29, 2009
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WTF IS GOING ON??????
Decatur - May 29, 2009
Jeez almost twice.
Scruffy Lefty - May 29, 2009
If he had caught that I would have slit his nutsack open.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
I would have used an immersion blender on it.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Loafie!!!
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
AINT CATCHEN THAT ONE BITCH
IceStormV1 - May 29, 2009
GAH! GAH! GAH! JOSE FUCKING LOPEZ!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF RIVERA!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I would have shit my pants if he had caught that one too
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
SI SE PUEDE JOSE!
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
I would have liked to see Branyan get an oppo HR
Matthew - May 29, 2009
If I ever love Lopez for doing anything for this team
It’s for doing that to Juan Rivera
JLC - May 29, 2009
Only if Rivera had torn his achilles on that jump attempt.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
What a pretty thought.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I am not a nice person.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Nor am I.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
It is important for people to be open to the possibiltiy that they are not nice.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I am nice to some people.
Others make me want to go to sleep and never wake up.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
You should put them in a deep enough sleep to never wake up.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Well said. That's exactly the play we needed there.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
Yikes.
BrianL - May 29, 2009
FUCKING SHIT
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
And that one will
FLY AWAY!
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Him catching that would have been among the most improbable achievements in baseball history
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
It would be on every highlight reel for the next 20 years and we would see it at every day forever.
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
And as long as we win this game, that would be fine with me
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Agreed.
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
I actually kind of wish he had caught that.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
FUCK YOU
IceStormV1 - May 29, 2009
Pardon me?
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
You're lovely.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Me too..especially that one..even more amazing of a catch.
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
That would seriously be one of the most amazing things I've ever seen
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
He was so close!
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
The best part is Angel fans didn't even get a chance to feel happy about the first one because the second one just made them mad
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Angels fans were too busy doing the wave to notice that Rivera even caught the first one
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Seriously, that's all Angels fans do is try to start the wave.
I want to punch them. ALL OF THEM.
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Have you been to Safeco?
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Safeco likes the wave, but it is nowhere near that bad*
*except possibly for little league sundays.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Not recently
actually, come to think of it, I’ve been to more games at Angel Stadium than I have been to at Safeco (what…?)
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Some of them squeal
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
LLLJ
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
You can hear them on the damn television
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I doubt some people will get this joke and that's unfortunate
JLC - May 29, 2009
I just got it now. ugh
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Ahahaha
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
I thought you only punched mascots
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
A donkey punch is a punch
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
I dunno
my girlfriend is relatively quiet.
bluemax - May 29, 2009
This is not true
they also boo people who pop beach balls.
bluemax - May 29, 2009
And start "here we go Angels" chants when the Angels are in the field
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
In general the timing of all chants at Angels stadium
are not very good.
bluemax - May 29, 2009
For about 30 seconds I felt love for Jose Lopez
JLC - May 29, 2009
JOSE LOPEZ IS AWESOME
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
I hope abender isn't here to post the text I sent him an hour an a half ago
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
I hate that I'm left out of the sb text circle
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Being in circles isn't always what it's cracked up to be.
Though I’m sure bruin sent a great text.
JLProck - May 29, 2009
We can fix this!
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
...
…
Decatur - May 29, 2009
Lopez should give half of his home run to Russ.
Teej - May 29, 2009
Couldn't catch that, fuckface.
JLProck - May 29, 2009
Screw you Rivera.
Go Lopez!
Heydude - May 29, 2009
I love the guy in the bullpen at the table after he missed the 2nd one..put his head in his hands. HAHA
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
Hahahahha Fuck you Juan Rivera!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Take a shower you LACKEY!
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
You sure told him.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Perhaps you should take a less Lackeydaisical approach to punning
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
Welcome to the big leagues, son.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Inner circle for you!
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Of all the ways that cliques could be formed, good puns around athlete names would have been low on my list of guesses.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
And yet...
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Jose Lopez hit a home run tonight.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I missed it
What did Rivera do?
coolconman - May 29, 2009
Brought a HR back
Then almsot brought the second one back..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Robbed Branyan, then came within inches of robbing Loafie on the next play
Decatur - May 29, 2009
Not just inches
It hit his glove.
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
nevermind
coolconman - May 29, 2009
Juan Rivera robbed the wrong homerun.
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
He did this.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
That was one of the worst at-bats of all time
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Haha agree
coolconman - May 29, 2009
I will also not nuke that guy.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
What a triumphant beard.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Nice 'stache.
rickpo - May 29, 2009
Swing Lowe sweet Chariot
Come to get us a 1-2-3 inning…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
This one was slightly better but not great
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
I really wish Branyan had red hair so we could call him rusty.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Awwww can we anyway?
Put that on possible dog name list
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
We call him Rusty "ironically"
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Do I do anything any other way?
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
You have sex with Gutierrez non-ironically.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I'm into his beard ironically.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
So many levels.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Now he just needs to do that three more times and everything's even
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
BAHAH
kentroyals5 - May 29, 2009
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I like when you jump, Russell.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Surprising high.
msb - May 29, 2009
Sexy Russ with the defence.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
Hehehe
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
What, now one play in a row isn't good enough
They have to make two, dont’ mind though..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Mark Lowe'd bitches!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Now that's the Lowe I enjoy
Even if he did give up 2 line drives
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
PUNCH OUT!
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
1-2-3 inning.
How about that.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
I know right?
Lowe is so more enjoyable when he doesn’t suck.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Well he can suck a different way and still be enjoyable.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Hmm
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
I think Mark Lowe is straight
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
As a slider.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
So true, I want innings like this out of him.
But I’ve learned not to expect them.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
He did just give up two line drives
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
His line drive rate is pretty high actually.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
I would have prefered strike outs, but with this team, I've got low standards sometimes.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
A line drive is just about the worst possible result for a pitcher.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Like I said, low standards.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
When your standards cannot get any lower, you don't have "low standards" you have "no standards"
Matthew - May 29, 2009
The floor!
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Impossible
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
I'm just happy he went 1-2-3.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
Isn't it like -.134 or something.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Sounds about right.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
Hopefully tonight
Really is a start of a New Day, a new way for the Ms…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Yes
Don’t trade bedard yet.
coolconman - May 29, 2009
the vargas way?
d rod - May 29, 2009
You know, I just don't miss Brandon Morrow like I thought I might.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Me neither
MMMMMMMArdsma!
section331 - May 29, 2009
Shawn Kelley needs to get out of my dreams and in front of my eyes
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
And also into your car...
section331 - May 29, 2009
Damn you for beating me to it
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
I'm a helper!
section331 - May 29, 2009
Now that's a spicy meatball.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I miss his starts.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Well yes.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I miss his curveball.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Palmer was "very, very impressive"?
He gave up five runs in five innings.
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
He won! So he must've pitched well.
Susheel Ramasahayam - May 29, 2009
Gave Palmer his first loss of the season.
russak - May 29, 2009
Physioc just asked fans to vote Joe Saunders
into the all star game.
bluemax - May 29, 2009
I hate that ding dong.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
That's so dumb, he's not even good.
Jack Moore - May 29, 2009
Angels fans think he is great
bluemax - May 29, 2009
Those retards will do it, too
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
How do you vote for a pitcher?
Matthew - May 29, 2009
That's what I was thinking, but based on the responses I decided to hold my tongue in case I was wrong somehow
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
You and your facts.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
It makes it all the more hilarious!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
LookoutLanding urges all Mariner fans to vote Lee Tinsley in as the AL first base coach.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Hee hee.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
That's what makes them retards
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
I just want everyone to know
I voted for Manny!
d rod - May 29, 2009
You can't vote for a dead person!
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Well I guess you can but he's unlikely to play
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
You're getting Saunders and Adenhart confused
Joe Saunders – dead classmates, shot by bullets
Nick Adenhart – dead, hit by drunk driver
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
He makes you stupid
Paytheline - May 29, 2009
HIT A HOMER DINGLEBERRY
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
SUCK TAINT SMEAR
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
YES
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Bullpen has not been a problem for Wakamatsu
/Rex Hudler
bluemax - May 29, 2009
Beltre got Beltre'd
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
Dang it FIggins...
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
HEREWEGO
coolconman - May 29, 2009
You know how your season is going
WHen DAve says the bottom of the 9th is “Hang on time” when you’re up 3…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
He's said that for years
bluemax - May 29, 2009
I know
And it’s been true for year.s…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Guerrero, Hunter and Rivera?
Yipes.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
The DA!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Yes!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
He's going to hand down some judgment!*
Matthew - May 29, 2009
He's gonna prosecute these pitchers!
eh….
Jack Moore - May 29, 2009
Right, and it's a pitcher named it.
But you get the idea.
Jack Moore - May 29, 2009
Way to cover your ass
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I am learning not to trust other people in the slightest.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
It cripples your jokes
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I'm more of a set up guy than a closer anyways.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I'm going to call you Reitsma
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Ow! My elbow.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Cute.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I don't want a Mariners backpack....
Stupid radio ads…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
There it is!
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Aaaaaaaaaand we're even
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
ICHIRO!
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
MICHAEL JORDAN IS OUR RIGHT FIELDER
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
ICHI - FUCKIN - RO
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
God I love that guy...
Why did we move him out of RF again?
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Because he's good enough to play center and we needed a center fielder.
Teej - May 29, 2009
He is
But dude is made for right…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Huh?
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
What?
Matthew - May 29, 2009
He's nautrally a great RFer
I mean that..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
And those skills are non-transferable to CF?
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Of course they are
But he’s just better playing RF for some reason…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
RF is a whole hell of a lot easier to play?
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
How are you measuring him being better in RF?
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I think he's made for outfield, but it doesn't matter anymore now that we have Gutz.
Teej - May 29, 2009
Because CF is more valuable.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Because it looked better on MLB.tv
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Ha
I like that one…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Ichiro!
BrianL - May 29, 2009
Ichiro!
Heydude - May 29, 2009
TAKE THAT, JUAN!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
ICHIRO
AGAIN!
Eyeball Kid - May 29, 2009
AARDSMA EXPRESS!!
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Hah.
msb - May 29, 2009
ICHIRO
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
Wow Aardsma's flyballs are more terrifying than Lowe's line drives.
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Beltre!
Two quick outs, awesome!
Heydude - May 29, 2009
Sims did not sound sure about the possibility of Ichiro catching that.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I can't believe no one else is as impressed by that catch as I was.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
I am. I'm just playing it close to the chest.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
ICHIRO DIDN'T NEED A FOOTSTOOL FOR THAT ONE, RIVERA
JLC - May 29, 2009
Good grief, Aardsma!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Dave got the call wrong
He didnt’ think it was caught, ha…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
I wasn;t sure either.
Ichiro is too cool.
msb - May 29, 2009
I meant the second out
He said it was foul and then he was like “Wait, Beltre caught it?”
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Whoopsies.
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Hunter's bunt attempt was also stupid
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I hate that butthole.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
I could see a Kendrick walk-off here
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Getting there!
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Aw, zip it.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Please throw strikes, lets not make this a nailbiter
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
WOHOOOOOOOO KEEP IT SCARY AARDSMA!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
Aardsma's trying to pull a Morrow.
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Silly.
Teej - May 29, 2009
UH OH
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
This is getting scary.
Heydude - May 29, 2009
WOHOOOO GAME IS NOW VERY SCARY!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
I'm reading this like a cartoon ghost and finding it quite amusing.
Eyeball Kid - May 29, 2009
God dammit
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
Ugh. Napoli now? NOOOOOOOOO
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Aardsma woah indeed
DKCecil - May 29, 2009
Welcome to the ministry of silly walks!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
It's funny how this nickname mostly went away when we started losing.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
It started to hurt.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
It's better shorted to The Ministry.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Hoodoo on Napoli! Hoodoo on Napoli!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Napoli always strikes out in these situations, so thats whats gonna happen,
russak - May 29, 2009
Oh shit he does?
Well that’s a relief
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
Apparently.
Or at least that time.
pmc47 - May 29, 2009
Looks like we had nothing to worry about!
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
I like this exchange
JLC - May 29, 2009
Aardsma is the Mariner's very own Crypt Keeper
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
The DA is calling for the death penalty right here!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Well done.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
MARINERS WIN!
Two in a row…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
SMALLER
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Whatever
it’s only 33 pixels too tall and the thread is over
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I'll remember that
For the next win…tomorrow….
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Nap, SIT THE %%^*&*( DOWN.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
Hot lunch!
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
STRIKE 3, GAME OVER!
Heydude - May 29, 2009
MARINERS WIN!
HOLY FUCK BACK TO BACK WINS!
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
THE DA!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
WHEEEEEEEE!
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Siddown you fucking twats!
Teej - May 29, 2009
BOOYAH!!
Eyeball Kid - May 29, 2009
Yep, that pitch was perfect
Jeff Sullivan - May 29, 2009
I am going to draw a picture of it and put it on my pillow tonight.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
WOO AARDSMA
pmc47 - May 29, 2009
TAKE A SHIT SHOWER, NAPOLI!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
HAHAHAHAH YOU DUMBFUCK WHY'D YOU CHASE THAT!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
DONGLE!
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
First back to back wins..
Since againt the Angels, a month ago…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
We've got a freaking winning streak going!
2
Heydude - May 29, 2009
Is Ichiro's hitting streak still going?
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
He is at 22 games
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
Yes, he was 2 for 5....
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Lackey is like death against the Ms?
Nice one Dave…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Aardsma gives me a lady boner
Seriously. He fucking rocks.
section331 - May 29, 2009
I think there are porns about that.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I know for a fact that there are.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
There may be
But I maintain my position here…
Which is upright and Puritan, of course.
section331 - May 29, 2009
Crypt Keeper comes through!
mark sobba - May 29, 2009
Vargas to 2-0
Lackey drops to 1-1 and Aardsma with save #7…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Beltre with RBI #20!!
WOOOOOO
Matthew - May 29, 2009
I'm really liking Vargas.
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
If Vargas is better than Putz then oh my fuck.
Teej - May 29, 2009
It would be like the Mets
To misjudge Talent…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
He's been more valuable this year!
Matthew - May 29, 2009
Charming, Endy. Charming.
royalcurve - May 29, 2009
Endy Chavez post-game interviews are excellent
JLC - May 29, 2009
beisbol has been belly belly guud to endy
BigWood! - May 29, 2009
Did Angie just propose batting Endy Chavez at leadoff and putting Ichiro in the three hole?
BrianL - May 29, 2009
Well, the bottom of the line-up did very well tonight.
No real point in having Yuseless batting 2nd.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
You know the economy is bad
When you get drug addict recovery ads during Ms games…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
On the radio
And not nonprofit either ,some Seattle Hospital..
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Mariners fans are their target audience?
Makes sense
d0nkey - May 29, 2009
Uh, Shick Schadel?
They’ve been advertising during M’s games for at least five years.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
I guess I usually dont' listen online
So I get the local Portland ads but I’m down in Bend this weekend…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Schick Shadel.
It’s been on for years.
Matthew - May 29, 2009
And what does drug rehab have to do with a poor economy?
Matthew - May 29, 2009
That they can't sell the ads
To anyone else maybe…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
I...
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
My thoughts exactly
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
I don't know
It’s a Firday night, I’m tired, kind of drunk, just thinking via the blog…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
Maybe you should call Shick Schadel
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Cocaine?
d0nkey - May 29, 2009
They are good for all.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
I don't care if you don't like me, you're my hero
gregrabble - May 29, 2009
Nice..
Nah just two Red Hooks after work, nothing serious…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
If you got drunk off of two beers that's a different kind of problem.
Aaron Campeau - May 29, 2009
Oh yeah
There was the shot first, and I’m just kind of buzzed, I’ll stop now…
skywaker9 - May 29, 2009
You could just check out their ad On Demand.
msb - May 29, 2009
That's just Schick Shadel
Those have been around for years
OlSalty - May 29, 2009
I forgot Vlad was in the lineup.
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Probably won't be the last time given the way his career is headed
JLC - May 29, 2009
I wish ESPN would stop talking about Strasburg
it’s starting to depress me
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
It's ok. He's no good anymore.
Gave up 2 runs today.
msb - May 29, 2009
Wait Strasburg was pitching in Irvine on my day off and I didn't go?
oops
seattlebruin - May 29, 2009
Fail.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
Biggest flop ever.
Mark my words.
JLProck - May 29, 2009
Pitman's reaction to the game ...
“are the Mariners buyers or sellers?”
msb - May 29, 2009
Hopefully, we are waiting until after this series.
And we’re waiting for the phone to ring in the FO.
Sinking Away - May 29, 2009
I think he may overvalue our trade chips.
msb - May 29, 2009
Heh.
“I think they should trade some bats to fill the holes in the bullpen”—Caller.
msb - May 29, 2009
I loved that one! We gotta protect those runs! That our bats make! But where did the bats go!
It’s only like 1 bat anyway, I don’t know what that guy was talking about
Kermit. - May 29, 2009
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannd, Shannon brings a refreshing dose of reality to the conversation.
msb - May 29, 2009
Fan Pulse Question: Who is your Favorite Lefty?
ThundaPC - May 29, 2009
Branyan!
Teej - May 29, 2009
:(
People are stupid
Mariner John - May 29, 2009
Result based!
Slurvey - May 29, 2009
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