This is the biggest fucking excuse for a POS team I have ever seen we cannot do one fucking thing right we UP BY 7 FUCKING RUNS i can’t put myself through the misery all summer, its ruining my life. fuck every single person on this team, the Raiders were more fun to watch then these assholes
Ditto I haven't melted down since Ryan Franklin gave up three save blowing homers in a week at the end of July, and I was fairly indifferent towards today's results.
Except that the Angels have scored a run.
Thus, I’m not entirely satisfied.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
What are the chances we option Morrow when RRS comes back?
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
I'm guessing we'll send down Stark instead.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
I did not have sex with Megan Fox today.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I did.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
"That was NOT an Act of Love."
(some old movie sample on the first My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult album I See Good Spirits and I See Bad Spirits)
ignacio - May 31, 2009
You and every single male on this planet.
russak - May 31, 2009
Uh Oh.
ignacio - May 31, 2009
No! Comeback!!!
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Noooooo Garrett Olson.
You were making me feel more and more awesome about the Putz trade. Don’t fuck it up!
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
And heeeeeere come the Angels!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
So how are we gonna blow this one?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Like this probably
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Agreed
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Well that sucks
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Fuck, nobody out and this shit starts up
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
Shit.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Yeah weakly hit groundballs are the worst of all indicators
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Batista in the pen?
Really? I know it’s a 6 run lead, but still.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
SWING!
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
Vlad is perfectly capable of making a weak out here.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
(Can you tell how reluctant I am to make a confident prediction here? Is it that obvious?)
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Reality check
Yuni still sucks at defense
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
That was a hell of a throw.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
I'm fine with that
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
We are remarkably insecure fans with a six run lead.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
Thats why.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
With good reason.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Nobody who's seen this team play should have trouble understanding that.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
AND THERE YOU ARE
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Wow Olsen is a fag
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Oh dear.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
CRAP
Heydude - May 31, 2009
.
msb - May 31, 2009
bahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
This isn't very comfortable anymore.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Oi
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
OH FOR GODS SAKJE
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Oh joy.
russak - May 31, 2009
So Olson's completely lost it now.
ignacio - May 31, 2009
Of course, couldn't be easy could it?
MFAN - May 31, 2009
JEFF YOUR HUBRIS HAS DOOMED US ALL.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Rec'd for "hubris"
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
We still have a 6 in 7 chance of winning this game
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Jeff jinxed us.
themoose - May 31, 2009
This is still enjoyable
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
My thread isn't auto updating and thus I cannot give you a real time update of my most uninteresting thoughts
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Don't worry I've got it covered.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Just link us to your Twitter and it's all good. What did you eat for breakfast this morning?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
What is the deal with Grape Nuts, huh? Have you ever noticed that it's neither a grape, nor a nut?
Who are these people?
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Rec
For observational humor.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
Cookies
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Fuck I'd be more comfortable if it weren't only the 6th
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Are we happy to see Miguel Batista?
Do we trust him in a non-vulture role?
ignacio - May 31, 2009
Negative, on both fronts.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
I never trust him.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Miguel Batista ≠ happy
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
This is most unbueno.
Two Rs and Two Ls - May 31, 2009
This team can't just take a big lead and ride through the game with it without some drama.
russak - May 31, 2009
What the fuck is happening
tootthekazoo - May 31, 2009
Hey, everyone!
I think I just sobered up!
section331 - May 31, 2009
YOU CAN HEAR THE RETARDED RAT FACED ANGEL FANS ENJOYING THEMSELVES AND THIS UPSETS ME
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Showing the rally monkey when you've already put up a 4-spot seems like a douchey move
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
If you cheer, he will come
abender20 - May 31, 2009
STOP THE BLEEDING, MASTER-POET.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Kill it!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Rally Yuni!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Aw jeez
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Batista in,
Rally over! Hmm or not.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Oh dear...
Omerta - May 31, 2009
God dammit
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!??!?!?!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Hilarious
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
God
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF YESTERDAY
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Only not keeping me up til 6am, so not too bad.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
WE WERE WINNING 8-1
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Our WE% is 82%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
The Mariners don't believe in WE!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
This is just like when the Rays lost the ALCS to the Red Sox
Poochie - May 31, 2009
WE doesn't know that Batista is pitching
abender20 - May 31, 2009
THIS IS NOT HELPING WHEN I SEE BATISTA THROW THREE STRAIGHT BALLS
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Now our WE% is 86%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
At least we're setting up Aardsma for a save.
If he sustains this unsustainable success for just another month or so, he’ll be a great trading piece.
Miguel Batista, on the other hand, still sucks.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
The two b's in Robb Quinlan's name annoy me.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Start warming up Felix in the pen.
russak - May 31, 2009
Batista will slow the game down now
‘cause he’ll get all thoughtful and shit.
ignacio - May 31, 2009
It doesn't affect me. I'm not feeling any pain, or any panic, or anything.
I think it’s because I missed the last few games. I’m just totally resigned.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Throw fucking strikes
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Losing this would be a statement game
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Jeff was right
Watching the team on Gameday only with no audio or video is terrible
tootthekazoo - May 31, 2009
what the shit are you doing?
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
I'm in Oregon with no cable TV
tootthekazoo - May 31, 2009
"Batista doesn't look like he has his good fastball"
does he ever?
msb - May 31, 2009
Occasionally
Poochie - May 31, 2009
He looked OK the first game of the year.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Batista has good stuff but awful control.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Whew.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Crap, It's Napoli.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Lowe in the 7th?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Mike Napoli seems like a good home run candidate
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Wow he did it.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Has Batista's 4-seamer always been 88?
Seems like either a slow gun or he just sucks.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
It was at 95 a couple of seasons ago.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
He just sucks.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Pretty sure he sucks.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Speed isn't Batista's problem
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
That is a gigantic relief
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
That was a horrible inning
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Our WE is 89.3%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Those four runs only cost us about 9%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
We didn't want that 9% anyway.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
can't we ever just win easy?
without losing the nine percent?
calim - May 31, 2009
Glad you asked!
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AgwLZJTnI6PiBeEn8EHKApC4u7YF?gid=290428304
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
oh yeah
that one time. that was a good night.
calim - May 31, 2009
I predict that the next four runs will cost us more.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
This makes me think WE is complete bullshit
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Emotions tend to overreact to positive and negative stimuli
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Lies, damn lies and statistics
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
How do you calculate it on the fly?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
FG
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Fangraphs.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Excel spreadsheet because fuck Fangraphs
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Show off.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
You should just claim to be a mathematical savant.
Idiot-savant, of course.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Do you account for momentum swings?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Only in statement games.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Our WE+ is 28%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Oh my
Poochie - May 31, 2009
He's just good with numbers.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
That was dissapointing
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Pop-ups are cool
ignacio - May 31, 2009
I like perfect tits
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
So we haven't seen Denny Stark in a while.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
SHIT
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Our draft pick.
Mr Ackley has been doing very nicely and I am now quite excited.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Chase Utley westcoast!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
What was Yuni's double like? Gap, or something cheap?
There was an emergency broadcast test right when he hit it.
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Well hit to the wall, to the foul line side of the left fielder.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
I believe it was a low line drive down the LF line
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Lopez loves him some Angels pitching.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
I LOVE LOPIE
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Alright if we're able to continue hitting I'll feel much better
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Um how did that drop in?>?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
What the hell has gotten into Lopez?
BrianL - May 31, 2009
WE'RE NEVER GOING TO WIN THIS GAME
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
SSS
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Ichiro and Griffey are tied in home runs
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I can't believe he waited until age 36 to decide to hit homers
Poochie - May 31, 2009
The homers choose him
イチロー!
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Ichiro's May OPS: .917
Griffey: .667
esoteric - May 31, 2009
I see Ervin Santana is broken.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Lopez is up to .231!
ignacio - May 31, 2009
Didn't we completely destroy Bulger the last time we saw him?
section331 - May 31, 2009
We saw him on Friday and no we did not
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ok.
Thanks – my memory is not doing so well today. :/
section331 - May 31, 2009
No worries, you're still drunk
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
No no!
I sobered up! Right around the 6th inning!
section331 - May 31, 2009
JASON BULGER I LOVE YOU!
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
At any given moment somebody in Anaheim is holding up and shaking a plush rally monkey
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
WAK BALL!
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
Quiroz does a Beltre move!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Intentionally walk Endy
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
CMON ENDY
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Squeeze please
Poochie - May 31, 2009
One of Endy's typical rollers to second would work here.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
What are you talking about?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
This is like when the Red Sox brought in Pedro to pitch in relief in game 7
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That made a world of sense
Poochie - May 31, 2009
MLB.tv highlights just came up with
“Atkins scores on a muff”
This means something different in England.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
It means the same thing here.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Ok, I wasn't sure if it was like "shagging balls"
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
It's the same in the US
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
as in "muff-diver"?
That’s universal.
ignacio - May 31, 2009
Hit a bird
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Ahem.
msb - May 31, 2009
Jason Bulger has comically large ears and a funny mouth.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
It looks like he says Aw Geez a lot
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
His name is the shape a penis makes in pants
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
More like nutsuck but ok
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Implied
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Oh my bad
Poochie - May 31, 2009
By no authority whatsoever, I declare this subthread closed
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Who would like to talk about their majestic penis?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
So, it says Endy hit a home run to deep right center
This can’t be right
Also, the E & Y in his name seem superfluous
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
Dammit Endy
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Well fuck.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Chavez, that at-bat gave me an anti-boner.
russak - May 31, 2009
The king of boners is at the plate.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Hmm, maybe "baron of boners"
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
or the boner baron!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
That sounds like the villain
in a children’s pornographic storybook.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
I think Gutz would play the role really well.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Walking him would be fine with me.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Fuck Figgins
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Well that was an obnoxious play
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That was a momentum killer
Poochie - May 31, 2009
REFUSE TO MAKE THINGS EASY
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Fuckers.
Figgins must not be killed.EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Allowing two basserunners an inning was going to screw Johnathan Sanchez eventually
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I liked this game better when it was more boring
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
More Batista?
Hmm.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
8 outs.
MFAN - May 31, 2009
I don't think it's fair to say that Aybar got the 6th inning started
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
The catalyst just kind of happened to him
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Batista has five pitches apparently.
They all look the same.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Miguel Batista breaks PITCHf/x
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
His sideburns break my eyes
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
Sit down bitch
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
TIts to the starting rotation.
russak - May 31, 2009
That was a strike
if Quiroz caught it
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Reply fail sorry
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
In Gameday it is right in the middle of the strike zone.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
If we don't draft Ackley I will never forgive the FO.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
We should draft Pujols
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Tim L-*is shot*
Crystal for DH - May 31, 2009
We had our change and blew the pick on Leone
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Leone could not be a bigger queer
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Less of a queer than Cirillo who was a blimp sized homo
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I still haven't forgiven them for hiring Bavasi.
russak - May 31, 2009
We will, my sources tell me it is certain.
My sources are my own dreams, for what that is worth.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Better than PI
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Zing!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
There's got to be a diabetic starter we can convert to closer out there
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Ugh
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Figgins reaching base should speed this inning right along
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
GOD
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
GOD DAMMIT
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Well that should actually help us
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Batista + Figgins on base = another hour until the 8th inning.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
2 throws over, 1 pitch
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Could be worse, could be Kenny Rogers
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
Retired?
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
He finally retired? No kidding! Hated watching him pitch, he must have held a record for throws to first base.
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
Know when to fole 'em, know when to hold 'em.
russak - May 31, 2009
Oh joy.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
That wasn't much of a throw but it didn't matter
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
WE NEED JOHNSON CATCHING
He would have thrown Figgins out!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Quiroz throws like a bitch.
But he still makes Rob Johnson look like Randy Winn.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
THIS GAME IS REALLY SUCKING
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Ahahahahahaha
BrianL - May 31, 2009
God fucking dammit
I hate everyone
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Fuck fuckity fuck
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
More Batista suck.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Tying run in Vlad Guerrero!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Thanks Miguel!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
8-1. WE WERE WINNING 8 FUCKING 1.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
But hey, WE has only gone down like 15%
All is well!
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
TITS, GET THE LAST OUT ALREADY.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Bring in Shawn Kelley's hobbled ass.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Wonderful.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
this is fun.
MFAN - May 31, 2009
Oh thank God it's Sean White
I actually have confidence in him sorta
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
This team contributes to domestic violence
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
This team doesn't hit well enough to contribute to domestic violence
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Quiroz looked pissed at Batista
Also, I miss Kelley.
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
I'm just looking forward to an Aardsma outing!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Has Sean White been good?
He’s so bland I’ve stopped paying attention.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
He is better than in 2006
Has a more velocity and some groundballs.
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
Not by tRA he hasn't!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Vlad needs to become a hitting coach so bad
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
God dammit
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
That fastball hit in front of the plate
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Too bad it didn't hit Rob Johnson in the face
It could have gone into the dugout
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Ah.
According to Gameday it was one of those mysterious underground pitches.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
I'm scared!
Omerta - May 31, 2009
I'm relieved!
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Texas is going to win in case anyone is wondering.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Lame
They can come the fuck back down to Earth any time now.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
That's getting annoying
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
I had a dream where I told someone how bad Matt Harrison sucks
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Phys sounds amazed that Vlad didn't swing at that.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
BRING IN DARREN GOUGH!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Now Jeff knows 3 cricketers!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Fucking retard!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Unbelievable!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
WEEEEEE!
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Thank God for Vlad being a retard
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Baaaah hahahah.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
Nice, no strikes for Vlad
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
That was one of the worst at bats I've ever seen in my life!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
YES YES YES!!!!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Although in defence of Vlad, you have never watched me play baseball.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
They play baseball in England?
russak - May 31, 2009
Yep.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Thought it was strictly cricket.
russak - May 31, 2009
You sure you're not talking about cricket?
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Fair play to White that was smart pitching.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
The location of that pitch on Gameday is hilarious.
Pitches 2 and 3 actually. Pitch 2 is about the lowest I’ve ever seen a pitch, and Vlad swung. And I can’t see pitch 3.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
My God
Is Vlad swinging at pitches in front of the plate a new thing?
ewakio - May 31, 2009
Also Vlad needs to take up cricket ASAP.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
The end of Vlad's career will not be pretty.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
"will be"?
More like “isn’t”
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Vlad just made Yuniesky look disciplined
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
Okay bring in Lowe and Aardsma and pray that they don't blow it
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Three pitches went through the floor plane.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Only Ichiro can hit pitches like that.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Yogi Berra used to hit stuff like that, from all reports.
He’d golf swing at some stuff.
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
That was hilarious.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Imagine being a Halos fan and watching that destroy your rally?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Remember Miguel Olivo?
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Thankfully not.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
ALMOST!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Ichiro is a pussy for not trying for three
esoteric - May 31, 2009
ICHIRO IS LOOKING CUMTASTIC.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Uh.
Wow.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
I don't know if Ichiro has ever looked better at the plate than he does right now
EVERYTHING is getting killed.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Decline pahase! Must trade immediately!
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
er, phase
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
I hopes he's on steroids
Poochie - May 31, 2009
DAMNIT
Thought that was the trip.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
"He shoulda gone for it, and gotten thrown out at 3rd!"
Says one of the Angels announcers, and amazingly Rex Hudler defended him as not being a selfish lpayer
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Player*
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Ichiro's OPS is up to .871
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
If they both caught that would it have been two outs
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
The only time in history two guys caught something at the same time was
in a threesome with Freddy Mercury.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
I am skeptical
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I imagine the game would've been halted due to the groundbreaking science of it all
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ichiro needs to steal home.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
FOR FUCKS SAKE
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Fuck.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
b'oh
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Vlad's AB on Gameday
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
ahahahahahaha
Poochie - May 31, 2009
God fucking dammnit I hate my life
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Anus.
marc w - May 31, 2009
THIS GAME IS GONNA END IN UTTER DISASTER
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Well SHIT
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Griffey FB time
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
WE ALWAYS SEEM TO FUCK THINGS UP WHEN THE OPPOSITION BRINGS THE INFIELD IN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Wow, his pickoff move is terrible
It’s like the Thriller dance
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Omerta - May 31, 2009
wait what
marc w - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Titcock!
Ichiro shouldn’t have tried to go home!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Designed play to go on contact.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Ahahahahahahaha
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Damnit the A's fucked it up.
And we may be on our way.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
Bad baserunning image please
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
SERIOUSLY IJNWEFNHFENEFNEFNENJ
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Yeah I fucking hate our team that was the fucking stupidest fucking inning I've ever fucking seen
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Griffey XBH
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
There it is!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Well we looked fantastic there.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
YOU FUCKING BELL CHEESE SNIFFING RETARDS
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
That's graphic
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
WTF
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
YOU JUST KILLED MY GRIFFEY BONER YOU BRAIN DEAD HACKING FUCK
Poochie - May 31, 2009
YOU'RE FIRED
Omerta - May 31, 2009
2 straight runners thrown out at home.
Awesome.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Someone check on Hines - is he OK over there?
marc w - May 31, 2009
NOT EVEN FUCKING USAIN BOLT WOULD HAVE SCORED FROM FIRST THERE YOU DUMB FUCKING FAT FUCK
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
If we blow this game I blame Bruce Hines
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
WAY TO RUN YOURSELVES OUT OF THE INNING YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER MONGS
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
I like how Beltre hadn't rounded third yet by the time the infielder had the ball
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Yes
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Are you fucking serious?
That’s horrible. Why would they have sent him home
tootthekazoo - May 31, 2009
THIS TOTALLY WONT COME BACK TO HAUNT US!
MFAN - May 31, 2009
Right, we didn't need that little would be rally to get through the next 2 innings.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Remember how Matthews got caught napping off first after his single yesterday?
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
What's our WE now?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Hopeful yet anxious, with fingernail shards
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
FUCK WE IT'S A LOAD OF HORSESHIT. DOES IT FACTOR IN "THE MARINER FACTOR"? NO. ITS FUCKING SHIT. FUCK YOU BELTRE.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
82.4%!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Adam Kennedy just gave the A's a one run lead.
russak - May 31, 2009
Yay, that scrappy little shit!
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
AND FRANSISCO FINALLY GAVE UP AN ER
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Oakland just took a 5-4 lead
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
This is a most important inning
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
I bet next inning will be important as well
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Adam Kennedy has two homers today.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
SHOOT ALL OF THEM FUCKING KIDS
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Only the Mariners...
Could have 2 doubles in an inning, one of them leadoff…and still not score a run.
Rachmaninoff - May 31, 2009
I blame the 3rd base coach for that.
Fin - May 31, 2009
How do we still have a lead?
Beamonk - May 31, 2009
Patience, my friend...
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Ok cmon 5 more outs that's all we need!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Hunter backed off that brushback like 25 dramatic feet
That’s how Manu Ginobili takes pitches
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Well, good defense, Beltre.
Wheee!
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
No 3B in the league gets a glove on that
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Goddamn pussy hits.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Typical fucking pussy Angel hit there.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Angels in the Outfield.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Well that's shitty luck
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Morales scares me.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Lowe in the pen?
No Aardsma?
Heydude - May 31, 2009
9th?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Maybe he'll get up in the top of the 9th.
Good point, forgot Aarsdma’s pitched a lot lately.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Aardsma has worked 3 of the last 4 days
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Yeah but fuck him he should pitch if the bell rings
Poochie - May 31, 2009
If we lose this game with 8 runs on 14 hits
I will unleash holy hell onto my living room.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Watch out throw pillows! You might live up to your name sake!
mark sobba - May 31, 2009
I'm feeling stabby...and there's a pair of sewing scissors within reach.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Please, put the cat outside first.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
So is this where they tie it?
MFAN - May 31, 2009
No, next is where they take the lead
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Scoff
Napoli bomb to take the lead
BHP - May 31, 2009
Come on White....
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Racist.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Is there an echo in here?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Quit padding your comment count.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Quit padding your comment count.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Quit padding your comment count.
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Is there an echo in here?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
GOD
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Racist.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Is there an echo in here?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Racist.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Is there an echo in here?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Gutierrez's ears perk up
Due to lack of comma
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Racist.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Is there an echo in here?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Damn you guys got me
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
I find this remark to be unremarkable
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Racist
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That scared me
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Four more outs that's all we need don't fuck this up!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
I feel like every fly ball White allows is danger to the max
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
White's hair makes his hat look too small for his head
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Texas loses.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Hoorah!
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Excellent.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
A's beat the Rangers.
russak - May 31, 2009
I'm in Texas and my housemate just audibly slammed the remote onto the floor in the other room
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Haha.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
What does ge mean our bullpen is second to the Mets?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
The Nationals are 13 and 36
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Yes, they're quite pitiful
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
I hope Strasburg suffers a career-ending injury on Opening Day.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
That's nice.
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
May you be crushed under the wheels of a bus.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
I don't
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Why?
I hope he is worth ever bit of the hype, and is traded to the M’s in a year by a stupid Nationals GM.
mark sobba - May 31, 2009
And yet, but for three wins at the end of the season, WE could be drafting Strasburg.
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
They're in line to get the best player in next years draft.
russak - May 31, 2009
I wonder how much Adam Dunn likes playing baseball NOW
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
So Strasburg will be in the rotation in July?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
They won't sign him and then when he goes back into the draft next year he'll be drafted by the Nationals
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That's a loophole that needs closing I reckon
Poochie - May 31, 2009
SOMEBODY CALL IT DAMMIT
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Are you fucking kidding me
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
That was a new one
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
BRANYAN I WANT YOU TO STEP ON LOPEZ'S NECK
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
STEP ON HIS FUCKING NECK
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Sounds like a clusterfuck
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
HOW MANY TIMES???
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Way to call for the ball guys.
Welcome back to little league.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Loafie did that on purpose.
He wants to be a hero again.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
I wonder if he'll homer now
BHP - May 31, 2009
Nope.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
White is superior!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Thank you Sean White.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Yes.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
THANK YOU
BrianL - May 31, 2009
THREE MORE MOFO'S AND WE'RE THERE!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
SEAN WHITE I WANT YOU TO GIVE LOPEZ A PURPLE NURPLE
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
BRANYAN AND SEAN WHITE I WANT YOU TO GIVE LOPEZ A SWIRLY AND SMEAR ICY HOT ON HIS NUTSACK
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Im ready to ship our entire middle infield off
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
HAVE A SEAT!
GO SEAN WHITE!
Heydude - May 31, 2009
WHITE FUCKING SUPREMACY!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
So we have to wait until next inning to cough up the lead?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Insurance please
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
FYI Texas Lost
Whee
Rachmaninoff - May 31, 2009
Stupid fucking Angels announcer
Just said the M’s aren’t a good defensive team. His rationale being fielding percentage.
speedomike - May 31, 2009
Rex Hudler can think what he thinks, if you call it that
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
If his rationale was middle infield,
would you be okay with that?
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Apparently they have never seen our outfield before.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Sean White has one fewer strikeout than he has walks!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Racist.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
There's still an echo in here.
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
How is this even a meme?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Didn't say it was a good meme.
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
Rally for another Ichiro atbat!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
If we blow the lead, this might happen!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
On our way!
Thanks Russel!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
So Ty Johnson is going to return any day now, correct?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
He's throwing 84-86 and the team is thinking about shutting him down again
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
So that's a yes?
eponymous_coward - May 31, 2009
They're terrified of our only true power hitter. Damn it feels good to have a guy that opposing pitchers fear.
russak - May 31, 2009
Is anyone else's mlb.tv taking a dump?
pakipaki - May 31, 2009
Russell Branyan has the sexiest walks.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
Loafie I still count that as a GIDP because of how SHITTY that PITCH WAS and how BADLY you SUCK
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
FUCK YES
GUT TAKE A WALK OR SOMETHING
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
Please try a pickoff attempt to second
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Gutz, show us your patience.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
So the Justin Speier contract is working out as well as predicted
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Here we go...
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Three more left ... go DA!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Aardsma Time!
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Fourth appearance in four games...
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Color me mildly surprised
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Racist.
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
In what manner
Poochie - May 31, 2009
This is suggestive
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
My oh my
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Made Ichiro uncomfortable
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Is that RoJo riding an unseen person?
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Glad to see the dugout sybian is getting some use
Poochie - May 31, 2009
bahahahahahahahaha
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I predict this will be an important innnig
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Has this been used since I was lasdt here
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
This game has become terrifying.
Fin - May 31, 2009
I will think only good, positive thoughts.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Best M fan on the road
Ever.
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
One of us?
marc w - May 31, 2009
He was eating a rally monkey...
So possibly.
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
God I hate Rich Aurilia
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Come on, give me four four four...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
92mph...
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
93mph
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
94
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Whoa. Some game.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
OAK 5-TEX 4 finall...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Wow I wish someone would have told us earlier
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Didn't see it upthread...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
That's big news!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Aaron Rowand wears his hat too high
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
He's no McGriff.
marc w - May 31, 2009
.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
And he's black too....
stunned, just stunned
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Jeff, did you pledge to eat a nacho hat if we lose or if we win?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I only pledged to eat a nacho hat if Santana came out throwing 94
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Is it a Homer-style nacho hat or an urban dictionary style nacho hat?
Decatur - May 31, 2009
There's a gross kind of nacho hat?
This greatly offends my delicate sensibilities.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Terms of Service, dude.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
"Nacho Hat" is an inverted Dirty Sanchez
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
WHY
Poochie - May 31, 2009
NO NO NO
Poochie - May 31, 2009
That is disgusting....
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Aardsma used his splitter? I call bullshit.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
Uh oh.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Damn.
marc w - May 31, 2009
I am still thinking only happy thoughts. Double Play time!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Here we go again...
Beamonk - May 31, 2009
Here we go.
MFAN - May 31, 2009
You just walked Izturis you dumb fuck.
russak - May 31, 2009
AARGHdsma...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Hopefully this is just Aardsma carefully getting Angel fans' hopes up so that when we win, we get more delicious Schadenfreude
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
NOW IS NOT THE TIME AARDSMA
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Who's the professional here? They're professional entertainers.
You’re like someone talking in a movie theater.
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
A DP ENDS IT RIGHT HERE!!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Yay
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Double play, RIGHT NOW.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Aardsma has a miniscule GB-FB ratio, correct?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Laughably low
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ah Chone
You have become one of my least favorite this weekend…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Are we still winning
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Still up 2...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Hey David please ruin him now please.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
OH FUCK PANIC PANIC PANIC
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Oh boy, this is not going well.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
DANGER DANGER
BrianL - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ARRGHHHHHHH
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Good thing the potential winning run is either a lefty or Vladimir Guerrero
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
We should bring in Olson to pitch to Abreu
Poochie - May 31, 2009
oof
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
Well, we're boned
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Do you really wanna face Abreu, Aardsma?
russak - May 31, 2009
He wants Hunter
d rod - May 31, 2009
Good thing Abreu has no power.
MFAN - May 31, 2009
He just doubled off the wall
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
SHUT UP!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
"He's been really consistent throwing strikes all year long"
Oh, Blowers, you slay me.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
A double here ties it.
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Please no
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Guaranteed walk-off loss coming up
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Sure smells like it
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
A walk-off 3-run homer would sure be deflating, eh gang?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Not really
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Fuck it let's bring in Vargas.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
He needs to channel 2007 JJ Putz
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Just look at that ERA!
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Now we know how the Angels felt yesterday.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
I SURE FEEL BAD FOR THEM NOW
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
END
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Y!
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Oh my
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
THIS IS GOING VERY VERY BADLY
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
STOP THAT
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
C'Mon Aardsma, throw strikes.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Well this is going well.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
Away, away away Aardsma...
Get it a little inside…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
I for one would have used Stark
Poochie - May 31, 2009
WERE GONNA LOSE
FUCK THIS TEAM
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
THAT'S TWO!
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
ONE MORE ONE MORE THATS IT
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Thank you Abreu!
marc w - May 31, 2009
Whew
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
This is the most exciting ride in baseball.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
huge
Combs - May 31, 2009
More strikes. Only the M's would have a washed-up guy like Aardsma closing for them.
russak - May 31, 2009
Ok. Fastballs in the dirt. We can do this.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
OH GOD - "IT" IS COMING TO THE PLATE
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Well that pretty much warrants Abreu being dragged behind a truck for a few miles
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Are you trying to revive the failed "Abreu is gay meme" ?
Poochie - May 31, 2009
What's that, an out?
Decatur - May 31, 2009
If Aardsma throws a strike he should be killed
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Pitching around Abreu to get to Vlad? Ugh.
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Predictable homer incoming
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
An out! Yes! An out!
Decatur - May 31, 2009
This will be a comical end.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
I'm mortified
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
ahahahahahahahahahaha
Poochie - May 31, 2009
LUCKY FUCKER
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
NO NO NO NO NO
This isn’t funny anymore.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
O..K
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
what?
marc w - May 31, 2009
BLOOPER....
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
oh fuck
Combs - May 31, 2009
Oh dear
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
OH FUCK ITS HUNTER!!!!!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Oh jeez...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
WTF
Rachmaninoff - May 31, 2009
HUNTER!!!!!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
TORI!!!!
MFAN - May 31, 2009
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
tootthekazoo - May 31, 2009
WHY WOULD YOU LOAD THE BASES WITH AARDSMA PITCHING
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
TO TAKE AWAY THE SQUEEZE
Poochie - May 31, 2009
HOLY LIVING FUCK
Decatur - May 31, 2009
RIVERA?!?!?!? HE KILLS US!!!
OH MY GOD
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
I can't...I'm pulling my hair out.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Jesus christ this sucks.
At least it’s Rivera and not fucking Hunter that will have to break out hearts.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
Gary Matthews Jr. that is.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
Nobody knows what's going on apparently.
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
Gary is on second.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Only to the Mariners.
russak - May 31, 2009
IT BETTER NOT BE ANY OF YOU FUCKERS'S BIRTHDAYS TODAY
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Well fuck.
We all know how much Hunter hates those high heaters.
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
So I'm thinking he might be gassed and a different pitcher should be used
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Good call, I want nothing to do with Hunter.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
THIS IS COMPLETELY RETARDED
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
We're loading the bases?
We’re pitching to Juan Rivera with the bases loaded?
BrianL - May 31, 2009
We deserve to lose this game.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
A WALK HERE IS THE TYING RUN!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
WHAT IN THE DIDDLY FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WAK
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Good basic strategy actually
Although I agree the way AARGHDSMA is pitching today…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
THIS IS A TERRIBLE STRATEGY
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Walk in the tying and winning run
Yes please
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
OH GOD.....
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
YES LETS INTENTIONALLY WALK THE BASES LOADED
GREAT IDEA
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
HOW MANY TIMES HAS THIS HAPPENED NOW THIS YEAR??!?!
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK??? LET'S LOAD THE BASES FOR A PITCHER WITH NO CONTROL!!
MFAN - May 31, 2009
Come the fuck on Aardsma.
Zwakamatsu - May 31, 2009
Seriously.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I would but I blew my load already.
russak - May 31, 2009
Strike this guy OUT!
Heydude - May 31, 2009
It's over folks.
esoteric - May 31, 2009
I'm so glad I don't care.
Poochie - May 31, 2009
SERIOUSLY WHAT IN THE BLUE BALLS IS THE THOUGHT PROCESS BEHIND THIS ONE
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I could wet myself in sheer terror.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Well at least Juan Rivera hits poorly against us...
nickmo - May 31, 2009
Don's going to have a lot of fun explaining this one.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Don Wagawhatthe f-k?
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Why must you regress now Aardsma?
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
I wish you look like you cared more, David Aardsma
khmer luge - May 31, 2009
I love baseball.
Seriously. I don’t think any other sport can come close to the level of rediculousness possible in baseball.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
THAT WAS A STRIKE
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ball 1!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
OH A BALL WHAT A SURPRISE
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
WTF UMP
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Ball 1.
Shit.
Beamonk - May 31, 2009
THAT WAS A STRIKE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PLATE
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
THAT IS A STRIKE
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
That was not a ball
esoteric - May 31, 2009
WHERE IS THE STRIKE ZONE
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCWJNVSDK.DKDSK
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Wak has given up on the season, and want Z to trade them all.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
Ball 2!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Haha a ball right down the middle.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Let's go aardsma.
marc w - May 31, 2009
OH MY GOD
BrianL - May 31, 2009
And we go to 3-0...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Huh?
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Where the fuck was that pitch?
Zwakamatsu - May 31, 2009
What was wrong with that one.
Of all the people to squeeze.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Christ.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
PITCH 3 WAS ALSO A BORDERLINE STRIKE
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
OK FANTASTIC
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
I CANNDJOWDJKOWQJQDJDJN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Ball 3!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
THAT WAS NOT A BALL EITHER
esoteric - May 31, 2009
KJSNDNKQDKNDKNKNKNSDKNDSNDCNASDLKMNASMKL
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
I believe in you, Aaaaaardsma
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Ok, that was a ball.
marc w - May 31, 2009
THIS IS THE WORST INNING EVER WATCHED BY ANYONE EVER
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ohhhhhh boy
Big Jared - May 31, 2009
This is not going to end well.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
TAKETAKETAKETAKETAKE
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Aardsma is becoming Brandon Morrow.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Here comes the tie.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
OKAY SO THAT WAS A BALL
esoteric - May 31, 2009
Awesome.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
WOW...
Fuck this noise.
marc w - May 31, 2009
WE BLEW A FUCKING 7 RUN LEAD
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Game over.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
And now here comes the loss.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Tie game.
Fuck this shit.
Beamonk - May 31, 2009
WAKA YOU STUPID FUCKING HUBWEHUEWFIHJEN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
WTF happened to the strike zone?
Heydude - May 31, 2009
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY WALKING HUNTER ON PURPOSE WAS A DAFFY ASS DECISION
GO BUILD ME A RAILROAD
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Poochie - May 31, 2009
You're kiding me.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
JEDJFJUFE
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
AtomicGarden - May 31, 2009
,svgunaDSG;LNHEWLGNndg;laNFDJEAT'JHNRF;LKMDS
russak - May 31, 2009
I AM SO FUCKING UPSET
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
HOW ARE NONE OF THOSE STRIKES
DKCecil - May 31, 2009
That was a good thing you walked Torii.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Death on a stick
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
Well I guess everyone saw that coming. The only thing left is the walkoff walk that is coming.
Zwakamatsu - May 31, 2009
JEFF YOU HUBRISTIC FAGGOT
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Yeah god jinxes sure are embarrassing
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
FUCK YOU WAK
MFAN - May 31, 2009
Neither here nor there but at least two of those were strikes
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Fucking umps
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
JUST FUCKING END THIS I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANY MORE
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
THIS IS KARMA I BLAME LOPEZ
Fuckmikereilly - May 31, 2009
Don't worry Morales is 0-3 against Aadsma.
Cake.
Zwakamatsu - May 31, 2009
Aren't you an Angels fan?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Never mind.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
ITS OK HE'S JUST SENDING IT TO EXTRAS TO SET UP ICHIRO FOR THE CYCLE
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
Oh f-k me...
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
Is that Shea stadium?
Fin - May 31, 2009
Yup...
Old crappy Shea…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
It's ok to say the f-word
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Holy fuck that's random.
That’s my ex.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Nice pix, very much my thoughts on this game.
mark sobba - May 31, 2009
HEY WAK: FUCK YOU
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Swinging is a stupid idea
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Oh great, and now Jak's warming up.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
For what?
Fin - May 31, 2009
CHRIS JAKUBAUSKAS.
Unreal…
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Wakball!
Catch the fever
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
11 STRIKES TO 20 BALLS
russak - May 31, 2009
THIS UM[ IS A JAJAJN
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
UNBELIEVEAB
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
FUCK.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
Drat!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Game Over.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
GAME OVER
I HATE THIS TEAM
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Oh my God.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
marc w - May 31, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
slkadjfds;lkfjlasdk;jflk;adsjf;lksadjfklsadjflkasdjfas
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Time to sell!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
...was yesterday!
marc w - May 31, 2009
I love how we intentionally walked a guy, then walked in the tying run
Incredible “just get it into overtime” strategy.
Fuck these guys.
lemonverbena - May 31, 2009
The one god damn time we need a fucking win and Wak fucks it up.
GOD FUCKING ASDFIJAIFJDIOSDJFOISDJFOISJGFIOJSEOIFJSDIOHFIOSDJF
Zwakamatsu - May 31, 2009
FUCK FYCK FUCK FUCK
Fin - May 31, 2009
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
OK TRADE FUCKING ICHIRO, FELIX, SELL SAFECO FIELD FYUCK YOU ALKL
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK ASS SHIT POO DUNG
chinn - May 31, 2009
The 2009 Mariners
Finding a way to lose…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
New day, same old way.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT
FUCKING REBUILD THIS SHIT.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Too many Aardsmas suck...... its official
tdot mariner fan - May 31, 2009
Fuck this piece of shit team!
Fin - May 31, 2009
Fail!
Big Jared - May 31, 2009
BURN IT DOWN
Simon Phoenix - May 31, 2009
what
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I'm gonna go kill myself
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
Nice prediction.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
You say this every time we lose
Eventually there’s going to be a wolf and no one’s going to believe you.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
This time I almost mean it
By far the worst loss of the year. Yes, worse than any of the Morrow meltdowns.
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
I'll be sure to alert your therapist.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Dude it's just baseball.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
How on earth did you make it through 2006-2008?
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Who cares? Any realistic shot at the post season died in Texas weeks ago.
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Oh man don't do it.
Teej - May 31, 2009
Fuck this I'm finding a new hobby
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Soccer? I heard that's big in England.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Join a soccer hooligan gang.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
You can start up a web site or something.
mark sobba - May 31, 2009
We just got Aardsma'd!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
And by Aardsma'd I mean we had our collective ball sacks dry shaved
Poochie - May 31, 2009
We gave that win back in a hurry.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Anyone got any ideas for fun new hobbies?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Water Polo.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
EATING DOG SHIT WOULD BE MORE FUN AT THIS POINT
chinn - May 31, 2009
Jai-lai?
Fin - May 31, 2009
You can learn how to cook really fancy ass meals.
mark sobba - May 31, 2009
Martial Arts?
You seem to need an outlet.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Statement loss!
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
All my internal organs are simultaneously failing.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
This is what we get for winning yesterday.
Scruffy Lefty - May 31, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE THIS GAME???????
SERIOUSLY, HOW THE MOTHER FUCK DID WE LOSE?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
I hope Ichiro unleashes
Some nice Japanese profanities on the team after today…
skywaker9 - May 31, 2009
KELLEY IS OUR NEW CLOSER WHEN HE RETURNS AND FUCK YOU AARDSMA.
russak - May 31, 2009
That was awful.
I’m going to go wash the taste of that game out of my mouth with my dog’s feces.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
This is so Seattle
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
I don't want my family to see me like this but now I'm gonna have to walk down strairs and take this out on them and it's not fair...
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Genius managing Wak.
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
I ever meet an Angel player in public I'm taking them out.
I’ll spend some time in prison for it, I don’t give a fuck.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
I think someone already did that
back in April
Fin - May 31, 2009
But I would do it on purpose.
And I wouldn’t kill the dude, just shatter a kneecap or something.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
You are
so low
vlad IS my man - May 31, 2009
It's a shame Chone Figgins wasn't in the car with him.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Sorry that was a low blow.
But today’s game was a low blow to us.
Fin - May 31, 2009
By reading a game thread of your own volition
you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.
Fuck the Angels.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
This is the part where you stop posting here and go back to HH complaining about how we're all bad people
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
no
I’m not a gay fag. I don’t report everything you say
vlad IS my man - May 31, 2009
Oh, ZING.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Yeah those gays sure are notorious tattle tales
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That hurts my feelings.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
You act like that joke doesn't get made 10 times a day here
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I am not trolling
I’m just saying that was a wrong thing to say..
vlad IS my man - May 31, 2009
It's par for the course around here and I'm 100% certain you know that
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
sorry
but I rarely check this site
vlad IS my man - May 31, 2009
Do you think we'll be at our best after losing a 7 run lead in this fashion?
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Go back to your strip malls and bleached blonde surgery skanks and leave us alone.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
The Angels don't play in Phoenix
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Fair enough.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
You ever watch the Hills?
Fin - May 31, 2009
The Hills doesn't take place in Anaheim
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Seriously you people need to get straight your notions of southern California
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Anaheim is a pretty shitty town though.
We can all agree on that right?
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
Absolutely.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Yes.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Anaheim isn't my favorite city in the world but it has an In n' Out in it
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Sounds gay!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I've never been there but it is worse then Poland 1942
Poochie - May 31, 2009
DEFINITELY FUCK THAT TOWN.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
It's the happiest place on earth.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
I think Orlando has taken that title now.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Compared to Orlando, Anaheim is far better.
Sinking Away - May 31, 2009
I always like the part where we resort to insulting entire cities after we lose to their baseball teams
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
We should go back to drinking lattes and blowing our heads off in an homage to our favorite rock band Nirvana
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
You forgot to work in rain and being tree huggers.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
But California people are tree huggers too, so that's moot.
Fin - May 31, 2009
While sitting in the endless rain.
Fin - May 31, 2009
I'm more of a Soundgarden guy so I think that means 1/4 of me should celebrate by joining Pearl Jam!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
ESPECIALLY when we take a series 2-1.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Even if you swept the Angels
you’d still be making fun of Anaheim.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Making fun of Anaheim is old hat
It is what it is and it’s no different than a few dozen other cities in the area.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Yeah I know that.
I don’t care. I’m no fan of the area.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Also it sucks and I hate going there
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Probably not to this extent.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Yep.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
We're division rivals. Get used to it.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
death is something you don't make fun of
WE certainly won’t make jokes if Ichiro died….
vlad IS my man - May 31, 2009
It's okay. I'll make them for you.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Yes you would.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Liar
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I make jokes about dead people all the time
Somehow I am able to both joke about dead family members and wish they weren’t dead.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Depends on how he dies, there's some pretty funny ways to go out
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
Probably would happen in Cleveland.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Commits Seppuku upon learning he was traded to Cleveland for Choo, Cabrera, and Valbeuna.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Saving a cat stuck in a tree?
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
OH! Morrow leaves a syringe out, Ichiro sits on it and suffers an insulin coma
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
And Ichiro gets Morrow's AIDS.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
I heard you get that from catching one of the HR's he gives up
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
Genius.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
How dare you insinuate that Morrow has AIDS.
I’m leaving this blog and NEVER EVER COMING BACK
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Hey guys what's up?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Go get AIDS.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Even if I wanted to do just that I wouldn't know where to begin
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Maybe Aurora Ave?
O yea…you are in San Diego. Nevermind.
Fin - May 31, 2009
San Fran
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Let's say I go to San Francisco
then what?
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Do I just start sticking myself with every needle I find in the park?
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Seems like a good start.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
I think I would probably have an allergic reaction to the wrong blood type long before I found AIDS
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Good point
I’d assume a needle in the park would do the trick.
Or find a nice gay man?
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
It's not like I could just walk up to any random homo and then immediately partake in unprotected sexual intercourse
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
What if it were Franklin Gutierrez.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
He looks kind of AID'sy with that chin stripe
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
I imagine even the gayest of gays have some standards
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
You go to the AIDS Store on Geary and say
“Yes I would like to purchase a big box of AIDS.”
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
And they'd be all
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Drama queen
Just busting your balls
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
It's nice to know that people care about me.
Thanks, guys! :)
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Don't start getting all mushy on me man, I'm just one guy
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
I'M GOING TO DO IT
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
STEP AWAY FROM THE LEDGE
IT’S NOT WORTH IT MAN
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
I Wish you step back from that ledge my friend.
You could cut ties from all the lies that you’ve been living in. If you do not want to see me again…I would understand.
Fin - May 31, 2009
I think we'd get over it after a couple of months.
At least you guys aren’t as sensitive as the LSB crowd.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Bitchiro, Ichifag, etc. are used multiple times each game thread at HH
And I don’t mind – it’s a game thread. You would be saying far worse things if he died.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Yeah, you would.
I’m getting awfully tired of other fan bases coming on here and telling us how much better people they are than us.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
No kidding.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Hahahahahaha!!!
Oh wait, you think you are being serious?
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
We would
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ichiro hurts this team by being a selfish corpse.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
I would still root for zombie Ichiro.
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Zombie Ichiro still hits .320.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
I am 99% sure that the first joke made would be "Ichiro hurts this team by dying"
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I would be disgusted by that joke because it's so predictable
JLC - May 31, 2009
But it takes the meme to a new level and kills it with brilliance
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Wow, that's actually a good one.
Maybe Silva chokes the corpse afterwards.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Silva eats dead people?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
He eats anything
/end Silva fatjoke.
Fin - May 31, 2009
In fact Jeff, I insist that be the headline of your eventual write-up if Ichiro passes away.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
Yes.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I wish Rob Johnson was riding shotgun with Ardenhart
and Torri Hunter and David Aardama were in the back seat
Poochie - May 31, 2009
That would be quite a sitcom cast.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Thank you.
Finally someone comes around with the courage to dislike death.
Teej - May 31, 2009
It's about time someone stood up to that jerk
OlSalty - May 31, 2009
Generally, if you have to qualify a statement by saying you are not trolling. . .
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
How low
can you go?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Go look for sympathy someplace else.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
Watch what you say. Remember the Ovechkin thing?
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
I don't care how fucking close Cleveland was to a title
they don’t have shit on us.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Never has a series win against the angels pissed me off so fucking much
gregrabble - May 31, 2009
How? How can things like this even happen?
EnglishMariner - May 31, 2009
Wow, fourth game in a row for Aardsma?
No wonder.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
Don Wakamatsu has no idea what the fuck is going on.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Fuck baseball
Stop fucking over the Mariners every fucking time it’s possible.
Snowman1025 - May 31, 2009
I like how the umpires, Don Wakamatsu and whatever deity controls bloop hits to fall in conspired to give the M's a loss
JLC - May 31, 2009
I'm over it already.
Time for tomorrow.
ThundaPC - May 31, 2009
I imagine that even if the ump called those two strikes to Rivera Aardsma still would've walked him
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Were they strikes?
chinn - May 31, 2009
Yes
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
2-3 them
Poochie - May 31, 2009
The first one was a definite strike
the second was borderline, and the fourth was a maybe.
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I've never seen Wak blow it so bad
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Of course, the loss is going to be blamed on the two runners on third we didn't score
and not on Aardsma for going all Morrow on us.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
No I'm pretty sure it will be blamed on the pitchers
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Obligatory
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Im officially done with this team this year
This is the biggest fucking excuse for a POS team I have ever seen we cannot do one fucking thing right we UP BY 7 FUCKING RUNS i can’t put myself through the misery all summer, its ruining my life. fuck every single person on this team, the Raiders were more fun to watch then these assholes
Mariners116 - May 31, 2009
Goodbye.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Even worse than last year?
Seems doubtful
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Later dude
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Peace out
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Way to stick to your team.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Dude thats what i keep telling myself
I’ll probably end up sticking around all year, i’m just extremely frustrated
Mariners116 - May 31, 2009
See you next year, then.
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Too late, no takebacks. Bye!
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
Questionable usage of Aardsma for the fourth straight game. Bad decision to load them up.
And man Aardsma, we know you would eventually have a terrible outing, but this was not the game to do it.
And for the record Im still blaming this on Yuni and his horrible range that allowed the 6th inning to develop the way it did
Rudy4three - May 31, 2009
I NOW HAVE A NEW LIVING ROOM ARRANGEMENT
THANKS A FUCKING LOT MARINERS.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Maybe it needed to be rearranged
You know, fix the feng chui
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Soooo, Wak....
1. Bunting in the first inning with a runner on second
2. Bullpen usage
3. Loading the bases with Aardsma pitching
FUCK YOU
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
And Fuck you Bruce Hines for one of the most ridiculous "Bad baserunning" moments of the year
Rudy4three - May 31, 2009
That was laughable how bad it was
Not even a close play at the plate
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Can we please have a manager that doesn't follow the 1950's edition of "How to Manage a Ballclub the Traditional Way"?
JLC - May 31, 2009
It's not baseball, it's Wakkyuu
Decatur - May 31, 2009
Oh go fuck yourself Krueger.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
What did Krueger say this time?
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Asked us to be happy with the series win.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
Well we did take two of three from a division rival, so...
BrianL - May 31, 2009
Now don't you start too.
Agreeing with Krueger causes your testicles to fall off. That’s just science.
thewyrm - May 31, 2009
FIRESALE: EVERYTHING MUST GO.
russak - May 31, 2009
I have to say...
That was some kind of screwjob the umpire put on Aardsma during the Rivera AB.
Zu Long - May 31, 2009
The strike zone shrunk at the wrong time.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
Like he would've thrown any more strikes anyway
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Your right, but it still sucked watching the postage stamp strike zone.
Heydude - May 31, 2009
It could've at least, hypothetically, changed the hitter's approach.
JLC - May 31, 2009
Four walks in the 9th inning, walks aren't so silly anymore. That freaking bites so hard
Kermit. - May 31, 2009
And the intentional one was the worst!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Can't wait for the chart on this one
Mariners116 - May 31, 2009
I thought you left.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE. BYE.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Wow everyone hates me
?
Mariners116 - May 31, 2009
BYE.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Don't be mean unless you're Graham.
Eyebrows - May 31, 2009
No, everyone was just well aware you weren't actually going to leave
And therefore your previous comment was just unnecessarily dramatic
JLC - May 31, 2009
WHY THE FUCK DID WE INTENTIONALLY WALK THE BASES LOADED WHAT THE BLUE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY MARINER.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
I COME INSIDE FROM A PLEASANT SUNDAY AND FIND THE TEAM HAS GIVEN UP A 7 RUN LEAD. SOMEBODY MUST FUCKING DIE FOR THIS OUTRAGE.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Crystal for DH - May 31, 2009
Subject line, damnit
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Sorry, subject line.
Crystal for DH - May 31, 2009
We once blew a lead almost twice as big!
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I once witnessed the Mariners blow something like a 12 run lead against Cleveland.
nickmo - May 31, 2009
And that was in 2001, no less!
Fin - May 31, 2009
First game I ever watched!
And I became an M’s fan, god, I’m fucking stupid.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
BURN THE TREE
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
THIS TEAM HAS BROUGHT MARINER MADNESS TO AN ALL NEW LEVEL OF MEANING.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Let the record show that Sims gave up after the game-tying walk
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Niehaus was happy and jolly when I tuned in at the top of the 8th. MY HOW THAT MOOD CHANGED.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
That'll learn the old fucker
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I gave up at the IBB
Poochie - May 31, 2009
Our WE% is 0%
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
;(
I haven’t wept this much since the Brits played our national anthem on 9/11.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Let's hear it for Vlad's majestic double
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Crushed it
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
THOSE LUCKY MOTHER FUCKING DINKY HIT HAVING TWATS! FUCK THEM SO HARD THAT IT BLEEDS
FOREVER IN A HAEMOPHELIA TYPE WAY, WANKERS.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
Thank goodness the draft is coming up.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Be prepared for a different kind of disappointed
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
I'm way over not getting Strasburg.
And confidant enough in Zduriencik to make our later picks count.
Plus, Ackley is awesome.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Its like breaking up with a girlfriend.
Initially it really hurts, but then you start looking at the positives.
Fin - May 31, 2009
Too bad none of us are able to go non contact
JLC - May 31, 2009
And then you go to bed alone and cry for three weeks?
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Then sit outside his window at night, breathing heavily while making hangup phone calls?
abender20 - May 31, 2009
I prefer holding up a boombox blasting my favorite love song outside of the window
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
That part hurts the most.
But yes.
Fin - May 31, 2009
If this were still the previous regime I would say
YES SO WE CAN DRAFT ANOTHER FUCKING RELIEVER
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
WHY DIDN'T THE TERRORISTS HIJACK A PLANE CARRYING THE ANGELS.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
AND CRASH IT INTO YANKEE STADIUM DURING A GAME.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Because those are charter jets and they probably wouldn't have let a terrorist board the plane
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Because they wanted to garner outrage
Not sympathy
Edanger6 - May 31, 2009
TORI HUNTER IS A BASEBALL TERRORIST.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
Based on his popularity Torii Hunter is more of a gift to baseball and Alex Rodriguez is a baseball terrorist
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Fuck it KILL THEM ALL.
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
They could have exploited Mickey Hatcher's widely known
proclivities for male strippers.
Omerta - May 31, 2009
Jeff, what are the secrets to you keeping your cool amidst all this?
Seattle Rodiners - May 31, 2009
I'm guessing apathy.
marinerdan - May 31, 2009
I have seen this happen enough times that my unstable and angry response time is fleeting
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Let we forget the chair-pool incident
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
That was Old Jeff
Jeff v2.0 is cool and collected
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
I like old Jeff
You know, the Jeff that threw chairs and used knife picture montages
Brian Floyd - May 31, 2009
Old Jeff died when he got a real job and found out he needed to sleep sometimes
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
You're New Jeff now.
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Decaf Jeff
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
Jeff Lite
Zygomorphic - May 31, 2009
New Jeff is as rad as New Fogel
Poochie - May 31, 2009
New Fogel kicks my ass
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
That was when the games mattered!
Poochie - May 31, 2009
If there's any crazy left in these old bones of mine then the Mariners need to start mattering again so I can find out
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
Ditto I haven't melted down since Ryan Franklin gave up three save blowing homers in a week at the end of July, and I was fairly indifferent towards today's results.
Poochie - May 31, 2009
I was somewhat ok with the result. I want the future to be as bright as possible.
abender20 - May 31, 2009
We could all see it coming.
Zygomorphic - June 2, 2009
A mile away.
Zygomorphic - June 2, 2009
Triumphant Disdain
Edanger6 - May 31, 2009
Hilariously the 2-2 pitch that Morales hit for a single was pretty much perfectly located
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
As were the the strikes called balls earlier
Edanger6 - May 31, 2009
By the way the pitch that Figgins walked on was a strike
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
No way
Poochie - May 31, 2009
So it turns out this was the day of the USSM North Carolina get-together
Jeff Sullivan - May 31, 2009
FUCK EVERY LIVING THING IN THE EAR
Aaron Campeau - May 31, 2009
I don't think it was my fault.
Although I did have to leave around the 7th.
msb - May 31, 2009
You must Login with your SB Nation account and be a member of Lookout Landing to post a comment.