The pitch previous, he stepped off and walked around, kinda stretching funny. The ump even stepped to the side. Then he toed back on, pitched and fell over. could be a hernia or something. He was limping as he walked off. Groin? Hip? who knows.
Bavasi left essentially zero lefty bats in this organization despite a ballpark that destroys righties… Today is the day the canary sang in the coalmine…
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WOULD NOT PISS ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE I WOULD NOT STOP FOR YOU IF YOU WALKED IN FRONT OF MY CAR I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD AND I JUST WANT YOU TO GO AWAY
This team is murder to my blood pressure.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Same here, and I'm not even 20.
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
I cannot imagine what September will be like if we stay in contention.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
You and me both brother
Kermit. - May 5, 2009
I'm beginning to realize there is no point in watching the first 8 innings of Mariner games
Corco - May 5, 2009
except then I can't see how we've possibly only allowed 1 run on 11 hits
Corco - May 5, 2009
At least it's an interesting season
Though I’d like some more blowout wins
phil333 - May 5, 2009
So does this mean you're expecting extra innings?
yuniform - May 5, 2009
So you are watching
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
Let's do this M's! Error + bunt + blooper = WIN! DO IT!!!!!
Zack - May 5, 2009
On the plus side
The Rangers just had an inning as frustrating as our last chance was yesterday. Rangers fans everywhere are cursing.
darrylzero - May 5, 2009
If Kelley was closing this game would be so boring.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Go puppy go!
Scruffy Lefty - May 5, 2009
RALLY PUPPY
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
WOOO RALLY PUPPY
Benne - May 5, 2009
So cute
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
Rally Puppy kills the page for me
so slow
phil333 - May 5, 2009
Really?
You should upgrade something.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Safari?
Scruffy Lefty - May 5, 2009
Collapse the comment.
Matthew - May 5, 2009
I don't think that does anything to loading
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
It makes threads run faster for me.
Matthew - May 5, 2009
Samesies.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
Use Chrome
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Deal with it in some manner
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
yeah
do stuff
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
Boy that was some witty comment I made just as the thread closed.
msb - May 5, 2009
I missed it. Do tell.
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Holy shit.
ewakio - May 5, 2009
This will be so retarded if we win
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Hits:
11 to 1 so far
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
Walks:
3 to 1, we’re ahead. Flabbergasting.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
O'Day!
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
I'd hate to be Kinsler if the Mariners win this one.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
I'd love to be Ian Kinsler.
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
I'd hate Kinsler is the Mariners win this one.
Or lose.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
I can't believe we're being outhit 11-1
phil333 - May 5, 2009
Really?
You can’t?
Devin - May 5, 2009
We were bound to get a hit eventually
Zack - May 5, 2009
We've already got one
so we’re fucked
phil333 - May 5, 2009
Wait
did he just bring in the guy that got cut by the Nationals?
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
I hate baseball so much
At least last year was relaxing
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
Last year was horrible. This is fun, stressful but fun.
mark sobba - May 5, 2009
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS FUN
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
GRIFFEY PH WALK-OFF
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
YES YES YES YES
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Except Wak doesn't do that whole pinch-hitting thing
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Well, it's not the best think in the AL.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
That was tons of luck
WIth anti-control like that I don’t blame the Umpires for giving him the suck-on-it of the doubt.
manyoso - May 5, 2009
Submariners frighten me
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
They shouldn't
The Mariners are much better
Corco - May 5, 2009
Darren O'Day?
It’s the bottom of the 9th and the Rangers turn to a guy who was DFA’d two weeks ago. By the Angels.
Matthew - May 5, 2009
Watch him shut us out.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
This is Mariner logic.
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
We're the home team, duh.
They have to use our logic.
marc w - May 5, 2009
And it's working!
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
As long as he's still right handed...
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
O'DAYYYYYY O'DAY O'DAY O'DAY
O’DAY O’DAYYYY
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
Nick Adenhart was DFA'd by the Angels a few weeks ago and he wasn't a terrible pitcher
Robert - May 5, 2009
Ha-HA
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Wasn't Gameday Premium supposed to come with MLB.tv Premium?
Corco - May 5, 2009
Pretty sure it does.
Just log in.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
I'm logged in and watching MLB.tv Premium right now
but no gameday
Corco - May 5, 2009
You have to log into MLB.com as well.
Click on one of the blue “Premium” words and it’ll give you a login prompt.
Teej - May 5, 2009
Does for me and I don't have MLB.tv Premium
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
God damn it Ichiro
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
One hit by Vincente fucking Padilla.
So, are Clement and Ronny Cedeno on fucking milk cartons yet?
GOD.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
And that was Loafietime
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
LOAFIEBOMB
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
It's Darren O'fucking Day. Come on guys.
Benne - May 5, 2009
what
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Nice AB Yuni, I mean Lopez
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Nice AB, Lopez.
Devin - May 5, 2009
No lucky pop fly for a hit for Meat Loaf today.
ImaginaryRomances - May 5, 2009
Again:
IT’S DARREN O’FUCKING DAY DO SOMETHING ASSHOLES
Benne - May 5, 2009
How many one run games in a row is this?
5?
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
This could easily not be a one run game.
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
We scored five runs last night
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
that's nice
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Oh wait I get it.
Whoops-a-doodle.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Too soon to say that.
Sec 108 - May 5, 2009
12/26 one run games, plus two 2 run games.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
So what happens if Sweeney hits a walkoff?
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
The internet will explode
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
We win.
Devin - May 5, 2009
I shit my pants.
Scruffy Lefty - May 5, 2009
A moral victory for veteran grit
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
If Sweeney can get on the Muscle will win this
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
It was always going to be a big if.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
I really doubt they let O'Day face him
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
There's Kelley!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
My new Broberto blingee probably won't help for a rally.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
I don't follow.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Post it anyway
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
Never know if you don't give a spin!
Kermit. - May 5, 2009
No way, man. I'll just look at it and cross my fingers.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
Share share share please please pleeeeeeeeeze!
Kermit. - May 5, 2009
Check your email.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
NOT AGAIN
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Well, I don't think this one is going 15.
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
Why not?
Corco - May 5, 2009
Texas can hit.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
So can we
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
WE CANT HIT SHITTY PITCHING
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
FUCK YOU
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Shawn Kelley yay!
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
ugh.
Scruffy Lefty - May 5, 2009
Curse you, Andrus.
Curse your excellent range and slick fielding.
Benne - May 5, 2009
And your youthful, innocent laughter.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Can we get Jon Daniels really smashed and convince him to trade us Andrus for Yuni?
Benne - May 5, 2009
Free baseball time.
Sec 108 - May 5, 2009
Maybe the M's can hit the free baseball better than the paid one?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
I've got to be at one of these games! I love extras in the stadium, better still a day game!
Kermit. - May 5, 2009
I'm pretty pissed I skipped on this one.
Sec 108 - May 5, 2009
Fuck you Sweeney.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
WE HAVE 1 FUCKING HIT.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
And I don't really think we've come particularly close to getting a second one
Zack - May 5, 2009
I want to kick our offense in the nuts.
russak - May 5, 2009
Extras!
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Well crap
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Wow, that's a shock, he got through the inning in 10 pitches.
GOD.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
OH GREAT NOW I REALLY NEED TO GO TO BED AND THIS HAPPENS
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
There had better be a fucking Shawn Kelley sighting here
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
Sounds graphic
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Hope they keep O'Day in for next inning
I have a feeling Beltre would do ok with him
manyoso - May 5, 2009
You know if our offence and run prevention didn't take alternate days being appalling maybe games would be less fucking stresstastic
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
I hate this new Rangers-play-defense thing.
msb - May 5, 2009
Where is Matt Kata?
Scruffy Lefty - May 5, 2009
You have to admit it's pretty easy playing defense against us.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Remember when we had guys who could hit?
Bone, Gar, A-Rod, Grif….wait…
SethGrandpa - May 5, 2009
Thisisnotaonehitterthisisnotaonehitterthisisnotaonehitter
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Im getting frightened thinking about the future of the Rangers.
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Can't wait for the epic Silva-Poson matchup. Wow.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
*Ponson
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Every single MLB game going on right now is tied.
Granted, all the others are in the first.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
Red Sox just scored
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
So did Pittsburgh...
Detroit, Cincinnati and
Texas.yuniform - May 5, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK NOW
Zack - May 5, 2009
Is Cordero ready yet?
yuniform - May 5, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Fantastic.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Oh no.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
thank god its not his arm
Robert - May 5, 2009
Oh shit.
Benne - May 5, 2009
FUCK.
Devin - May 5, 2009
Oh this is just lovely
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Balls
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
FFFFFUCKKKKK
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
Oh shit this is the good Shawn isn't it
Kermit. - May 5, 2009
God
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2009
Yes this just gets better and better!
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
WHY DO THE BASEBALL GODS HATE US SO MUCH!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
We are in first place....
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
You're in first place. Shut up.
They hate the Angels, clearly.
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
You have won a world championship, so at least they've liked you in the past.
But point taken for this year.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Get back to me when the Mariners (or for that matter, Seattle) actually win something
Zack - May 5, 2009
Just saying the Mariners can't even claim top bitching rights about injuries in their own division.
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
Fair enough.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
SEASON OV ER
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Oblique?
Please no
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Whappened?
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Can anybody watching on TV tell me what happened?
Benne - May 5, 2009
Torn oblique
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
How can you tell?
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
Watch where he grabs
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Yeah, that really looks like an oblique injury
Usually those take months. Fuck.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Hard to tell
phil333 - May 5, 2009
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Kelley is super hurt
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
NO NO NO NO NO
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
It looked like he was shot
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Was he hit by a liner?
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Bring in Batista.
russak - May 5, 2009
Is that Zdurenciek
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Let's get Starkers
marc w - May 5, 2009
Shawn Kelley is injured...
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Please explain.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Shawn Kelley's arm just came off
and he’s gushing blood out of the stump and it’s really making a mess for the groundskeepers. They have to reform the mound now.
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
You're a bad person
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Well, as long as they freeze it...
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
The Ministry of Silly Walks has walked into the Black Knight :(
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Jason Bay just humiliated Joba
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Doesn't Joba usually humiliate Joba?
yuniform - May 5, 2009
I think his mom usually humiliates him
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
FUCK
Corco - May 5, 2009
WTF happened
How and why and WTF OH DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
Yay! Now the failed prospect is gonna come in and lose the game!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Well, once again, God pees on us.
First Lowe, now Kelley. :(
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
I hate that fucking dog.
Benne - May 5, 2009
If it weren't for God we would have already lost.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
USE THE SUBJECT LINE!
AHHHHHHH!!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
I can imagine seeing you on a street corner on December 20th 2012
Robert - May 5, 2009
Where's Jamie Burke when you need him?
SethGrandpa - May 5, 2009
How badly is Kelley hurt...
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
Bad
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
OH GOOD, IT'S TIME FOR DENNY'S.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
We suck again!
SebastianPruiti - May 5, 2009
No TV Here.
What happened to Shawn? What’s hurt? How? Just pitching?
Diggidy - May 5, 2009
From what I heard on the radio feed
He collapsed after throwing a pitch, and was clutching his left side. Possibly an oblique injury.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Carted off or walked?
Diggidy - May 5, 2009
Walked off, but Niehaus made it clear he was in obvious pain.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Walked. But needed a few moments to sit and collect himself.
sammy - May 5, 2009
Yeah
The pitch previous, he stepped off and walked around, kinda stretching funny. The ump even stepped to the side. Then he toed back on, pitched and fell over. could be a hernia or something. He was limping as he walked off. Groin? Hip? who knows.
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
Thanks for the details Benne, sammy, and 88.
Diggidy - May 5, 2009
Glad he tried to pitch through it!
Matthew - May 5, 2009
Yes
Very gritty of him.
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
DENNY STARK????? YOU'RE JOKING ME
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Denny is STARK RAVING AVERAGE
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
Sports bar / no sound, what happened?
Mariner Optimist - May 5, 2009
Hooray it's Denny Stark
Corco - May 5, 2009
Methmouth!
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
Kelley was rubbing his hip after the second pitch.
On the third, he immediately collapsed in obvious pain, grabbing around his left hip area.
sammy - May 5, 2009
WHERE IS SCRAPPY???
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Looked like he knew he was hurt and kept going
Hope he didn’t hurt it worse than it would’ve been with that next pitch.
manyoso - May 5, 2009
What was hurting him?
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Im stuck listening to the Rangers broadcast.
They are very angered by the disparity in hits. Yet a 1-1 game
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
This makes me feel better
pakipaki - May 5, 2009
Well, Kelleys never gonna be the same after this,
russak - May 5, 2009
He'll be back in business in 2011
Corco - May 5, 2009
Not his arm
not his arm, not his arm, not his arm
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
AT LEAST JOBA IS GETTING BUTT FUCKED
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Shouldn't you say, Buggered?
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Kelly went down like this:
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/6494/1241326416475.gif
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
NOB
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Oh its painful to be an Englishman right now!
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Meh, I couldn't care less about Hatton.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
I should have just posted it directly
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
I enjoy watching this repeat
pakipaki - May 5, 2009
It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Like a Branyan funk blast, or an Ichiro single.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Rec'd for accuracy
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
Time for one of our patented 7-game losing streaks!
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Dude, we haven't even lost yet
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Why do you think this?
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
This image is cheering me up
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
Oh my girlfriend love pugs
I do not see the resemblance though.
Fin - May 5, 2009
PITCH THROUGH PAIN YOU GIRL
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
Does this mean Bedard has to give up the Girl Parts nickname?
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Sheesh.
Walk away and all hell breaks out.
Could the kids stop doing the wave?
msb - May 5, 2009
Oh yay, this game is still going.
An Kelley injured. Good grief.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
HEY PITCH DOWN IN THE ZONE PLEASE BEFORE YOU RUIN MY NIGHT
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Did Kelley hurt his arm? Or what happend there?
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Oblique
EnglishMariner - May 5, 2009
Christ. He was really establishing himself as the second best arm in the pen
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Looked like a side muscle, oblique
he tweaked it on the pitch before and looked really uncomfortable, then dropped like a sack of potatoes on the next one
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
I felt that it was more of a hip, groin thing
Do oblique injuries make you limp?
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
Yes
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Well
There you go then. Thanks, I’ve never had one of those before. The others – to which I can attest – also make you limp.
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
Balls I thought we had Jayson Stark.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
Young bomb.
russak - May 5, 2009
"You traded me for Cirillo. Sabotage time, assholes."
Devin - May 5, 2009
"I had to play in Coors Field 'cuz of you."
yuniform - May 5, 2009
Sweet.
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
Stark doesn't just pitch to contact
He pitches to Ichiro… Brilliant!
Mariner Optimist - May 5, 2009
Lets keep the ball in the park please.
forte40 - May 5, 2009
Denny Stark has the whole
hard line drive right at a fielder thing down. Seems sustainable.
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
These guys are getting good swings off this doofus
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Hopefully Kelley recovers since the last time our relief ace went down it was Mark Lowe.
But Lowe had surgery on his arm and Kelley has a problem with his Oblique/Back/Side so hopefully he isn’t out for long.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Back spasms?
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Colon Infection?
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Why the hell was that guy in the Rangers jersey standing and clapping after a flyout?
sammy - May 5, 2009
Denny Stark is pitching and he knows a win is inevitable?
Corco - May 5, 2009
This can't go well
Graham MacAree - May 5, 2009
Andruw Jones seems less fat
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
Every ball hit hard.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Why is Wlad playing on the warning track?
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Aaaaand our bullpen's 2-out dominance continues
gustafm - May 5, 2009
In fairness to Stark. Outs 1 and 2 were tatooed
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Balentien playing at the wall. Nice.
Devin - May 5, 2009
Assbuckets
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
HI I'M DENNY STARK AND I LOVE GIVING UP LINE DRIVES BECAUSE I'M AN ASSHOLE WHO SUCKS AT BASEBALL
Benne - May 5, 2009
13 hits
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
1 run
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
2 runs.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
We surrender.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
Take Morrow off th DL and throw him in.
russak - May 5, 2009
Ichiro
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Oh, this is going well.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Ballgame.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Game over
Brian Floyd - May 5, 2009
Fuck
Fuckmikereilly - May 5, 2009
Fuck me.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
I HATE BASEBALL
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Oh good.
Game is almost over.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
Game. Series.
Night.
Devin - May 5, 2009
FUCK YOU Stark.
forte40 - May 5, 2009
god dammit
Zack - May 5, 2009
Hooray!
We lose!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Yes, Denny Stark sucks.
Fin - May 5, 2009
Screw this.
SethGrandpa - May 5, 2009
It's like a recurring damn nightmare with this bullpen lately
Two outs and then a fucking disaster
gustafm - May 5, 2009
To be fair, it was pretty disastrous during the first two outs two
a long flyball and a warning track line drive.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
You can tell the Rangers haven't been in contention in years.
There play by play guy is going nuts
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Choke on a dick Denny.
On the other hand, Wlad has quite a gun.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
Seriously.
Fuck.
Mariner Optimist - May 5, 2009
Denny Stark is still not very good
Corco - May 5, 2009
Oh God so we have to choose between:
Kahn/Gaby Hernandez/Luis Pena/Vega/Thomas/Olsen to replace Kelley unless we call-up a position player if Kelley goes onto the DL.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
That second option sounds good
Corco - May 5, 2009
We should call up a position player
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
If only we had a LH bat in our minor league system who was at least a ~ MLB hitter.
Even if he sucked at a defensive position where we’re playing complete sacks of crap.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
I'd take Olsen.
Better than Stark.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Call up a position player and go with 11 pitchers? Yeah like that'll happen
Zack - May 5, 2009
Is anybody on the waiver wire right now?
Corco - May 5, 2009
5 line drives.
Crystal for DH - May 5, 2009
Not too bad a trow by Balentein
forte40 - May 5, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
I was really hoping Denny Stark could be a warm fuzzy smile story, but nope
Corco - May 5, 2009
DFA Stark. Everything is smashed off of him.
russak - May 5, 2009
I WOULD FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT THIS IF OUR OFFENSE DIDN'T HIT LIKE LITTLE, LITTLE GIRLS
Benne - May 5, 2009
This sucks.
Time for another comeback.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
5 straight line drives
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
So, where's that Josh Fields asshole?
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
Playing third base for the White Sox.
Fin - May 5, 2009
That one also probably pitches better than this cockknuckle.
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
Fuck this.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
Can someone remind me again why Denny Stark is on the major league team?
Benne - May 5, 2009
Remember Sunday!
Rangers == A’s
Mariner Optimist - May 5, 2009
Needs more rally rash
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
If there's one thing we don't lack for,
it’s bullpen-depth.
sammy - May 5, 2009
If you define depth as having
an unlimited supply of mediocre guys pulled off the scrap heap, then yeah
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
Fuck its Cruz.
russak - May 5, 2009
Hello
My name is Denny Stark and I’M A BUTTFUCKING BRADY BUNCH
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
He looks more like Eric Stoltz to me.
Fin - May 5, 2009
Fastballs right down the middle are not a good strategy against the Rangers, Denny
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
Ballgame
manyoso - May 5, 2009
It's torture watching this guy pitch.
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Weeeeeee....
Devin - May 5, 2009
Ugh.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
Yes yes yes!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Fuck you Yuni...
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Oh good.
We’re definitely not winning this game.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
On the plus side, I think Yuni has gotten himself cut.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Oh hey, another Yuni gaffe.
In other news, the sun rises in the east.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Holy shit we have 1 run on 1 hit. They have 3 runs on 15 hits.
I haven’t been watching, but this is DEFINITELY a game we deserve to lose. Texas must have like 30 LOB
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
Rangers announcers
“In Betancourt’s defense he has a library of spectacular plays”
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Maybe he could watch them and learn something.
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
Ha ha, they made a funny.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
All of them were made in 2005 though :(
Corco - May 5, 2009
And much like a library, most of those plays are very old.
James F'n X - May 5, 2009
Must be an awfully small library if he keeps it in his defense.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
They obviously haven't uptaded their library since 2005.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Ummm
I guess that’s true, considering it’s probably possible to download copies of all the ESPN web gems from somewhere
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
Even if that were true
it still wouldn’t make sense.
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
"Spectacular" doesn't necessarily mean "good"
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
They should realize that most of those came when he wasn't fat.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
He's not really fat he's just fucking lazy.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
His face is like a melon, okay
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
I believe I sawe that Yuni's favorite food was ice cream on a scoreboard, once.
I wasn’t surprised.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Sure, from 2005.
The last couple of years, not so much, unless you consider Derek Jeter-style waves at balls up the middle “spectacular”.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
russak - May 5, 2009
Did Yuni botch that? I missed it
Zack - May 5, 2009
No.
He couldn’t do much with it.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
He didn't have a play.
Devin - May 5, 2009
If he had made it it would have been a good play
But you probably couldn’t expect him to make that play.
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
No Andrus play for Yuni
laxtonto - May 5, 2009
Branyan/Beltre back to back HRs please...
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Didn't seem like a bad play by Yuni.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
15 hits to 1 hit
I’m not watching this fucking shit anymore
manyoso - May 5, 2009
FUCK THIS I QUIT YOU STUPID FUCKING MARINERS
seattlebruin - May 5, 2009
ME TOO
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 5, 2009
LET'S GET DRUNK AND SWEAR FO NO REASON INSTEAD
James F'n X - May 5, 2009
more Mariners for me
Corco - May 5, 2009
FOURS
Robert - May 5, 2009
Well shit.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
DFA THIS ASSHOLE
Benne - May 5, 2009
And sterilize him so he can't reproduce and produce future Mariners to get knocked around!
Wait, what?
Decatur - May 5, 2009
END! END!
Decatur - May 5, 2009
So if JArrod Saltnefefbehfb hits a GS I'm outta here.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Have a nice day, then.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
This game is a booger.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
The Denny Stark Experiment is over.
Back to Tacoma, sent Olson our way.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Stark has no business being up here
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
And it continues!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
This is a multi-year rebuild
Bavasi left essentially zero lefty bats in this organization despite a ballpark that destroys righties… Today is the day the canary sang in the coalmine…
gustafm - May 5, 2009
Clement?
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
YEAH SEASON OVER WE LOST A GAME FUCK IT EVEN IF WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE FUCK THIS I'M NEVER WATCHING ANOTHER MARINERS GAME AGAIN
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
JESUS CHRIST
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
dude calm down it's only one game
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
FIRE ZDURIENCIK BLOW IT UP THIS FRANCHISE IS HOPELESS.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Michael Saunders.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
I don't think your using that reference right.
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
If the canary is singing in the coal mine, that means that all is well and the air is reasonably safe.
If the canary dies, that’s when you start to worry.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
idk why wak brings in these guys with the game on the line.
like having batista in with the game on the line vs oak.
sunlightgraham - May 5, 2009
We needed somebody to eat innings and we were out of pitchers vs Oakland?
This time I have no idea
Corco - May 5, 2009
we had vargas. one would think batista would be the absolue last option.
sunlightgraham - May 5, 2009
Vargas hadn't pitched in the majors yet
Sort of an unknown commodity- I would have gone with Batista too
Corco - May 5, 2009
The ump wants to go home
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
No shit
Strike 2 was NOT a strike
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
And ball 2 was a strike
So I guess we’re even now.
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
I can't blame him. I want to go home and I'm at home already.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Im getting sick of this little fuck Josh Lewin (or whatever his name is)
That little bitch is getting cocky about his precious little Rangers finally being a remotely respectable team.
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
My first game ever at Safeco...
Wow look what Denny Stark did.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN DENNY STARK HOW HAVE YOU BEEN
Karma Police - May 5, 2009
Whoa.. Halama, Cloude, Stark, and Paniagua..
Memories
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Don't forget Joe Table!
Yayyyy I got to see him in person!
Karma Police - May 5, 2009
It would be fucking hilarious if the M's came back and won this
on a bunch of ‘Matt Kata’ plays. I miss Matt Kata
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
I do not look forward to playing our remaining games against the Texas Rangers
sammy - May 5, 2009
2R, seems a whole lot worse.
russak - May 5, 2009
It's going to be heart breaking when we fall out of first place again.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
GOD
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
DENNY STARK WAS CALLED UP WHEN MORROW WENT DOWN? WTF WTF WTF???!!!?!?!
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
Well then, time to turn this clusterfuck off
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
Nice call SB
Corco - May 5, 2009
Much better.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
Oh no!
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA!
Decatur - May 5, 2009
THERE WE GO!
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
YOU CAN PUT IT ON TE BOARD
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
Fucking Fuck it all to Fuck
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
Later, Slurvey.
Devin - May 5, 2009
hahahhaahha. Saltamachia? Please tell me Stark = DFA
gustafm - May 5, 2009
That's pretty funny.
sammy - May 5, 2009
Are you kidding me?
Heydude - May 5, 2009
:(
:(
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
Agreed
mark sobba - May 5, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Crystal for DH - May 5, 2009
Denny Stark, laides and gentlemen.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
So I'm thinking Stark sucks.
joof - May 5, 2009
Ron Washington. Sit down you clown.
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Fuck this game.
Denny Stark can go to hell. Im out.
Fin - May 5, 2009
I hope Stark needs more Tommy John surgery.
I mean come on…
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
He needs Tommy John surgery to detach his face from his nutsack
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
I feel much better now.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
Ok I just jinxed us so I'm gonna leave.
So if JArrod Saltnefefbehfb hits a GS I’m outta here.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
I love rooting for this team
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
ahahaha
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
FREE GARRETT OLSON
Benne - May 5, 2009
My balls. Oh shit my balls.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
I blame my blingee
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
fucking baby back bullshit
sunlightgraham - May 5, 2009
Fuck the Rangers and their powerful lineup.
russak - May 5, 2009
I really hope we somehow win this
Corco - May 5, 2009
Can we trade him for Cirillo again?
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
This hurts the ol' pythag
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
bahahahahaha
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
To top it off, I think Kelley is due for the loss
Fuck you Denny Stark
Zack - May 5, 2009
,
Robert - May 5, 2009
Maybe they should've changed pitchers? Nah, that's crazy
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Nope.
Denny Stark was clearly the right choice with a 1-1 tie in extras.
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Texas has a 100% WE
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Really not 99.9?
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Nope
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=290505112
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
They've had that since the minute Kelley went down
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
DENNY STARK IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
Might as well have him pitch his arm off
Before they DFA him
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
What a miserable effort
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
Time for a 1, 2, 3 inning so we can quickly go into mourning.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
i have a 100% fuck stark expectancy
sunlightgraham - May 5, 2009
It would suck to work your way back to the Majors after all that time only to realize you still don't belong there
Corco - May 5, 2009
We only need a grand slam and a two run homerun to tie this up!
joof - May 5, 2009
Well, Denny, if you're going to do that
You might as well let them bat around.
GOD.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
I leave for 10 minutes, and WHAT
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
So it's YOUR fault!
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
I'm never missing a game EVER
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
6 runs with 2 outs
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
So, will we still be above .500 by this time next week?
Rudy4three - May 5, 2009
What a crappy series
With Felix and Bedard going, there’s no reason we shoudn’t have swept the Rangers. Gah.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Welcome to "this really is a ~.500 team!"
Population: Seattle Mariners. Enjoy your stay!
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Time to do a big trade with Tacoma.
To Tacoma:
Denny Stark
Yuni
Batista
Silva
Rob Johnson
To Seattle:
Garrett Olson
Andy Baldwin
Jeff Clement
Chris Woodward
Eric Hull
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Tacoma would never take it
Even if we agreed to eat salary
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
Though I would love to see Phat Andy up in Seattle
seattlecougar - May 5, 2009
Z's going to have to work his magic.
I agree, tough sell.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Rosterbation.
That will never happen. That’s about as likely as one of AK1984’s Weaver, Sexson, Batista for A-ROD proposals.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
I know, it's just a dream.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Callbacks like this are best left to people who were around and posting at the time it occurred.
Otherwise you come off as a party-crasher.
Matthew - May 5, 2009
Sorry. I was just angry in general and I thought the trade explained itself. I'll keep that in mind.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT RUSS LEADS OFF.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
Not even Russ Branyan can save us now :(
Corco - May 5, 2009
OH YE OF LITTLE FAITH
Karma Police - May 5, 2009
Carlos Silva starts tomorrow.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
SHUT UP
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
MEAN
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
STOPPER!
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Branyan with a lead off 6 run funk blast!
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I have church giggles
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
The priest touched you there too?
Eyebrows - May 5, 2009
I laugh so I don't cry.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
Oficially an Oblique strain
He’s out for months.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Ugh.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
It's an Oblique strain.
Just confirmed.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
LATE HAHAHAHAHA YOU FAGGOT!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Huh?
.Taylor - May 5, 2009
So Stark has a -.497 WPA...
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
wow...I didn't know they went that high for pitchers
laxtonto - May 5, 2009
They go that low but I don't think they can go that high
Corco - May 5, 2009
And I figure 0% odds of being on the roster in about an hour.
Since the bullpen’s kinda shot right now, might as well DL Kelley and send Stark back to Tacoma.
eponymous_coward - May 5, 2009
Rizzs says Kelley has an oblique strain.
Benne - May 5, 2009
2 hits
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Dave Simms thinks Lats are Obliques
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
What's our win expectancy now?
Robert - May 5, 2009
Still 0%
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Check. Now at 1%
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
How bout now?
Robert - May 5, 2009
2%
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
How bout now?
Robert - May 5, 2009
OMG it just jumped to 300%
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
I call bullshit
Robert - May 5, 2009
What is it really at?
Robert - May 5, 2009
Pi
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Is it really 3.14 or are you just saying that?
Robert - May 5, 2009
How hard is it to get a straight answer around here?
Robert - May 5, 2009
It's about as hard as drawing a walk.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
The walk that Robert Johnson just drew seems to a lot easier than getting a answer out of you
Robert - May 5, 2009
Ok, it's harder than getting a consistent strike zone
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
What the fuck is the win expectancy you little bitch
Robert - May 5, 2009
I can't take another beating.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
It's 0% right now
Robert - May 5, 2009
It was 1%
Happy?
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
Why would I be happy after the Mariners lost?
Robert - May 5, 2009
Wonderful timing on that double
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
AHAHAHA DOUBLE!
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Where was this last inning?
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
Beltre still has no HRs.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Denny Stark - SO WHAT?
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Not like we needed this an inning ago.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
why couldn't we do this the last 9 innings
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
Here we come!!!!
Zack - May 5, 2009
WE GOT THIS
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
SEASON BEGINNING
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
KEEP GOING M's KEEP GOING.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
Thanks for getting hurt Kelley
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Seriously.
What a dick.
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Really?
edddgar - May 5, 2009
Yay we're at 1%WE!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
And Yuniesky is currently the tying run.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
That's impossible! It was 100% in the Rangers favor last half inning!
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Now we've got a 1% chance of winning!
yuniform - May 5, 2009
You nimrods better not make this a 1-run game.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
I would take 8-7
sammy - May 5, 2009
Do we send Stark back out for the 8th?
Robert - May 5, 2009
I mean 11th.
Robert - May 5, 2009
He'd give up the 8th run if we send him out.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
Come on guys! We can do this!
NEVER GIVE UP! NEVER SURRENDER!
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
That GS kinda hurts now.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
They usually do hurt
ermac - May 5, 2009
Francisco would have been then
Robert - May 5, 2009
"Rob Johnson's on deck"
My heart: “Oh fuck this”.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
Are we sure Rob Johnson isn't Scrappy?
88fingerslukee - May 5, 2009
TAKE TAKE TAKE
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
I just got home a short while ago
:|
section331 - May 5, 2009
Balantien's approach is once again excellent, despite the result.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
I don't like him swinging at that trash he swung at 2-0. That was ball 3 for sure.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
True. But he's still miles ahead of most of our hitters.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Yeah other than that it was a nice AB and I'm enjoying watching what is hopefully a real improvement.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
6 more doubles...
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
Yay Bob Johnson
Corco - May 5, 2009
Good thing Wlad swung 3-1 with a 5 run deficit
High IQ on these M’s…
gustafm - May 5, 2009
Do you think the asians or black ones have a higher one?
Robert - May 5, 2009
He swung at a belt high pitch in his wheelhouse.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
I woner if I have a wheelhouse.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
+d
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
<3s are in your wheelhouse.
<3
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Mariners' don't have wheelhouses
They have bonerzones
(not a good thing)
Jordan of Boise - May 5, 2009
We should probably consider calling up Steven Shell
Corco - May 5, 2009
Oh darn
they actually know how to change pitchers. We’re screwed.
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
Okay, this is highly unnecessary.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
Pitching change for Rob FUCKING Johnson?
I hate you Ron FUCKING Washington.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
They don't like the matchup
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Has he ever seen Rob Johnson before?
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Washington's just trying to piss off M's fans.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
It worked.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Why bring your closer in with a 5-run lead and the bottom of our lineup up?
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
So it's 7-2 and it doesn't really matter
but can we get Wak some healthy position players so I can go ape shit on him the next time he decides not to pinch hit for Rob Johnson?
Zack - May 5, 2009
Yes, this clearly calls for a pitching change.
IT’S ROB FUCKING JOHNSON.
MFAN - May 5, 2009
I like how the Schik Shadel guy sounds like he never actually quit drinking.
Benne - May 5, 2009
Hey!
Pat O’Day is awesome!
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Yes he is.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
If my eyes are to be believed he never did.
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Fucking serious?
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
COME ON ROB! MAKE 'EM SORRY
ermac - May 5, 2009
Maybe Francisco won't be available tomorrow and they'll lose. That'd be funny.
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
All we need is a Ichiro! GS to tie it!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
+ a Lopez solo FB!
sammy - May 5, 2009
Ichiro for the tie, Loafie for the win?
I’ve read this script.
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
5-run GS!
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Our catcher is a better bunter than your catcher
Zack - May 5, 2009
now since Laird to traded....
laxtonto - May 5, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS ROB TRYING TO BUNT
Benne - May 5, 2009
BECAUSE HE'S GOT WHEELS
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Maybe he didn't see that 6 RUNS SCORED!!!
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Rob Johnson calls a terrible game.
>: (
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
He was too busy checking his CERA
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
It's his way of brown-nosing the coaching staff for more playing time.
Damn it why can’t Clement kiss ass like this.
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
He kissed the asses of the entire coachings staff's wives.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Ding. Dong.
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
FUNK WALK!
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Just fucking lose dickheads
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2009
Hillarious outcome.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
okay what
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
Good so we're going to pull within 1 run and lose again
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
Not swinging is a good idea for Rob Johnson
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Agreed. Walking is fine by me.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Wheeeee!
royalcurve - May 5, 2009
2% WE!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
This inning seems like a good time for a Yuni-walk, too.
yuniform - May 5, 2009
I hope Rob Johnson gets picked off
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2009
WHY ARE WE BUNTING
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Showing bunt when you're taking is not the same as bunting.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
That's what I'm wondering, we're down by 5, not 1.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
John Lackey is pitching against Tacoma today.
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Can we get the guys down there to charge the mound?
marinerdan - May 5, 2009
God why are umps so fucking terrible
Zack - May 5, 2009
Well you deserved that one Gutz
have to factor in that the umpire is totally incompetent
Zack - May 5, 2009
Oh my god Lopez is going to win it again
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
Wow, now this ump is giving them all the calls.
That’s great.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Strike 3...
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
THOSE ARE STRIKES
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
Are those strikes? Really?
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
GOD DAMMIT GUTZ
Corco - May 5, 2009
That was a strike?
forte40 - May 5, 2009
Fucking Bullshit
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
Thanks, ump.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
If Yuni hits a home run I reserve the right to laugh
Corco - May 5, 2009
The ump wants to go home
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
Wow so not fucking strikes
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
WALK!!
forte40 - May 5, 2009
I hate umpires so much
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
UTTER horseshit.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
New game
Every pitch Yuni takes take a shot
Robert - May 5, 2009
It would take a decade for me to get drunk :(
Corco - May 5, 2009
Not a bad idea.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
But we want to drink
forte40 - May 5, 2009
But I want to get drunk. That's the worst drinking game ever!
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
You could be a DD and play this game!!
MFAN - May 5, 2009
Every strike he takes, you dirnk. Every ball he swings at you drink.
There you go. Shitfaced by the end of the game.
Smegmalicious - May 5, 2009
1% WE!
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
UMPIRES > DENNY STARK still
but baaaarely. Jesus Christ what is this
Karma Police - May 5, 2009
Hey Yuni that was a ball
Zack - May 5, 2009
So was that. Why are you swinging at balls!?!
Zack - May 5, 2009
Not that I trust the "tracer"
but none of those were strikes. What did gameday have to say?
SFMariner - May 5, 2009
Same thing
Kaorikaze - May 5, 2009
4 balls - 1 borderline, two just off borderline, one obviously outside.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Fucking stupid god damnit asses and butts.
Zwakamatsu - May 5, 2009
GAME OVER.
Good.
ThundaPC - May 5, 2009
We're still in first place I guess...
Slurvey - May 5, 2009
Until Silva day.
ralphie81 - May 5, 2009
NEAR THE FENCE!
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
Alright, so Denny Stark is going to released now, right?
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
Probably sent back down to Tacoma.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
That's just taking up space.
He’s basically Silva.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
He wasn't doing too bad in AAA, but as we saw today, he doesn't belong in the big leagues.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
But it's not as if he's going to get any better.
Just release him and sign some other free agent.
Coach Owens - May 5, 2009
If we can find somebody who's big league ready, I'm all for it.
Otherwise, I don’t mind seeing Stark in AAA.
Heydude - May 5, 2009
Just to tease us!
Goddamn it Yuni. God. Damn. It.
Karma Police - May 5, 2009
FUCK YOU YUNI
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I WOULD NOT PISS ON YOU IF YOU WERE ON FIRE I WOULD NOT STOP FOR YOU IF YOU WALKED IN FRONT OF MY CAR I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD AND I JUST WANT YOU TO GO AWAY
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Would you piss on him if he were not on fire?
Dewey N - May 5, 2009
You're going soft, ac.
Don’t let him off so easily.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
Do you think he would take pitches if you threatened his life? With a gun?
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
No. He chases when he's flustered. Counterproductive.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
But then you could justifiably shoot him
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
The one positive I've taken from these games is that Yuni continues to blatantly suck in every facet of the game
If the FO/coaching staff doesn’t realize that he’s freaking awful than they are idiots and we are boned anyways
Zack - May 5, 2009
I want Robot Umpires!
BRKLN M'S - May 5, 2009
On the plus side, EriKKKKKKK walked no one and gave up one run against a gunslinging lineup.
Decatur - May 5, 2009
THIS IS THE TURNING POINT
to 90 losses.
shinallsrevenge - May 5, 2009
GOD
Aaron Campeau - May 5, 2009
Alright.
Time to start checking on the minor leagues. Hopefully there’s some good news on that front tonight.
Kevman22 - May 5, 2009
I think I've found a new hobby:
Messing with the Twitter ads on the front page.
OlSalty - May 5, 2009
Thank goodness I'm home.
Let the drinking begin!
msb - May 5, 2009
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