I need to burn through the awful beer in my fridge so I can justify a BevMo run.
Next time I have a barbecue, I need to remind people to not bring Bud Light and Amstel Light. The Amstel I can tolerate, the Bud will be thrown at cars.
Took called strike one, laid off a ball, called strike two, ball two, fouled off two pitches in the strike zone, then lined out. He didn’t swing at one ball.
I chose to root for Seattle because I lived in Washington DC, didn't have a local team at the time, and thought it would be cute to root for "the other Washington"
There have been stupider criteria upon which to make such decisions, I’m sure, but not many.
Then when the Nats started exchanging players with the M’s I really got heavily back into following them once again.
The guy who thinks Wakamatsu missed an opportunity today with Beltre struggling— on the bench was a man who starred at third base for the Kansas City Royals … why not put Mike Sweeney at third and give Beltre a break??
Fucking hell.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
And he only threw six innings
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Yay, a hit.
russak - May 7, 2009
This is one of those days where I should be happy to be at work and not watch this abomination of a team, eh?
James F'n X - May 7, 2009
Another pitcher to add to the list.
The list of crappy pitchers who have owned us.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Just got here.
What the hell is going on? Why are the Mariners losing, again?
Fin - May 7, 2009
Brian Bannister mental whammy.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Can't score runs, again.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
No offense
Seriously, Wash has given up 1 ER and he’s likely to take a loss….
Rachmaninoff - May 7, 2009
Mariners forgot to take their sexual enhancers and have substandard wood.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
...
Faux - May 7, 2009
Photoshop Wak's face on there and we're in business
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Not Wak, but ?
Faux - May 7, 2009
Remember when we reamed Jon Danks anally?
JI - May 7, 2009
Jon Danks was left-handed
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I don't remember anything that vivid
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I never actually saw the game
JI - May 7, 2009
Good times, good times.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Meanwhile
I think Ichiro got the memo about people wanting him to to better at the plate today ;)
Rachmaninoff - May 7, 2009
Has Frabklin just decided he's not going to swing this at-bat?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Juan Cruz' picture makes him look like he weighs 90 pounds
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
He's a gaunt Jamie Foxx
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Ryan Franklin is good again?
JI - May 7, 2009
Not a good sign when you tune in and Dave & Rick are reading Kauffman Field highlights from the media guide.
msb - May 7, 2009
Most likely more interesting than the game.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Dan Haren has more RBI in 3 innings today
than our entire lineup has in 7.1.
Fuckmikereilly - May 7, 2009
That dust out in center field is sure annoying.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
Holy cow, our offence is embarrassing.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Jarrod Washburn ought to be tossing a lot of people underneath the bus today.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
He did that enough last year.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
It's going to be fun hearing his thoughts on the game.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Seriously though, after sucking so much last year, he's pitching fantastically and he's going to take a loss today that was beyond his control.
I suppose it’s karmic revenge in a way, but still it’s got to rankle.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
If he weren't a selfish prick, he wouldn't worry about the decision - he should be happy he pitched well and sad that his team didn't win.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Now would be a good time for a motherfucking home run, Loafie
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Lopey bomb
russak - May 7, 2009
UHHHHHH
russak - May 7, 2009
Neihaus is talking about the Invasion of Normandy.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
He wanted to focus on something that was less of a bloodbath.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Better answer.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
I'll take "Things that are more interesting than watching the Mariners offense for 600"
abender20 - May 7, 2009
He's just trying to remember the last time the Mariners scored a run.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
There's a "Mariners/invasion from sea" joke in here for the historically-minded wag who's clever enough.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Inults about the M's should hurt more from you, but they don't.
Faux - May 7, 2009
I think it's clear at this point which team his heart really lies with.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
I do find it amusing that Eyebrows comments far more here than at Halos Heaven, though.
I suppose the caliber of the conversation has something to do with that.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
More?
I’ve never commented at HH. Or even registered.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
Telling!
esoteric - May 7, 2009
sb, it's time to give up your love of Loafie
That son of a bitch isn’t worth your affection.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Loafie is a hero
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
If Fogel's still kicking...
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
You should unban poor LFoJL
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Ever since his "bone her?" remark I've been disgusted with him
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I hate you guys
JI - May 7, 2009
Wait, you do realize that Fogel = LFOJL, right?
Or is there some further in-joke/recent development that I have (characteristically) missed out on?
esoteric - May 7, 2009
You're mistaken
LFOJL was butthol
Faux - May 7, 2009
This can't be true.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
I shouldn't have enabled this
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I'm now thoroughly confused.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
I'm pretty sure this is just typical LL misinformation
Like the time the rumor got passed around that Jeff Sullivan was really Christina Kahrl’s post-op sex-change name.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Because she went from female to male back again to female.
Dammit, I need to get my scurrilous rumors right.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Except that one is true.
Faux - May 7, 2009
The uncertainty is part of the mystique.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
(yes)
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I thoght LFoJL was Kinght of King K
JI - May 7, 2009
No, that's Matthew
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I'll never forget my days as rljaws
Robert - May 7, 2009
The originator of the drunkpost!
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
And the ruiner!
Faux - May 7, 2009
Fuck you very much :)
Robert - May 7, 2009
No RLJaws is Robert
JI - May 7, 2009
CONFIRMED!
Faux - May 7, 2009
Might as well come out and admit it now: I used to post under the name ASUBoyd
esoteric - May 7, 2009
I thought you weren't allowed to make a new username after you got banned
BAN THIS FUCKER
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Who was the guy whose avatar was a photo of himself in a douchey brown & yellow cap?
I always confuse ASUBoyd with that guy. They were equally irritating.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
That was me
abender20 - May 7, 2009
SRSLY, somebody's got to remember his username.
He was banned.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Manzell
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
Bingo.
I love the fact that you, the Angels fan, know this.
Never leave, never change, Eyebrows. You’re a highly valued member here.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Eyebrows is a hero
we established this a while ago
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Also, I was responsible for that whole "Burn The Tree" schtick.
My finest moment.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Well that was only 4 feet too high.
Heydude - May 7, 2009
Ha
What a fucking poof
BHP - May 7, 2009
abandon ship
JI - May 7, 2009
OTF:
Any ideas for a beer (not an IPA) to try tonight when I get back from my exam?
Has to be available at QFC.
On topics: stupid Lopey
Rachmaninoff - May 7, 2009
After today's game, I recommend 12 ozs of grain alcohol
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Speedway Stout!
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I am considering going to BevMo! Escondido tonight and buying out their supply while I still can
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I need to burn through the awful beer in my fridge so I can justify a BevMo run.
Next time I have a barbecue, I need to remind people to not bring Bud Light and Amstel Light. The Amstel I can tolerate, the Bud will be thrown at cars.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Use the Bud light for cooking.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
Meth?
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Beer cheese soup. Precook ribs. Precook sausages.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
Good meat deserves good beer. I won't marinate nice meat in urine
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Bad beer is actually okay for cooking, but your choice.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
My favorite is throwing a little pan on the back of the BBQ with some Bud or whatever in it.
Simmer some polish sausages in there while everything else is going on, covers all the people that show up late.
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
I made beer cheese soup
with some decent ale.
It was one of the most awful things I’ve ever cooked.
bluemax - May 7, 2009
Beer cheese soup works best with a crappy American Lager.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
I have two cases of Coors and Miller in my house and I have no idea what to do with it
my roommates don’t/can’t drink and I’m sure as fuck not drinking that stuff
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Water your plants
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I live in Temecula
what plants?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Water your immigrants
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
That'll work
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Use the Bud Light to teach immigrants how to speak English
so that they can engage in hilarious hijinks in attempting to pick up women.
/Cut to Cambodian man saying “Bood light”
abender20 - May 7, 2009
I have Coors and Miller only, unfortunately
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
That'll do
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Maybe he has a friend that needs to fake a piss test
JI - May 7, 2009
Any opinions on Chimay?
Rachmaninoff - May 7, 2009
Get the blue
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Let's meet in Anaheim and sell them to Angel fans
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Yes!
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Amstel Light?
Does Amstel Light actually exist? Never heard of it.
langer11 - May 7, 2009
...
abender20 - May 7, 2009
It will probably taste like rainwater.
I’ve tasted Bud Light once, it was disgusting.
You can’t buy Amstel Light here in Holland, kind of weird since it’s a Dutch beer.
langer11 - May 7, 2009
The Dutch are morbidly obese and don't require light versions.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
At least Cruz isn't Bannister
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Yeah I wanted to be frustrated in a different manner.
JI - May 7, 2009
At least the humiliation isn't as staggering
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Cruz's Gameday photo suggests that he descended from the heavens to strike out Mariners.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Balls.
royalcurve - May 7, 2009
FIRESALE!!!
russak - May 7, 2009
No one will buy. Just burn it!
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
On the plus side, Gutz had a terrific at bat:
Took called strike one, laid off a ball, called strike two, ball two, fouled off two pitches in the strike zone, then lined out. He didn’t swing at one ball.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Gutierrez has been one of the bright spots this year
if people valued defense correctly, he’s a borderline All-Star
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I was thinking Ichiro might not be the automatic Mariners All-Star this year.
Just for a couple days, now I have my doubts.
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
Felix much?
Limerickx - May 7, 2009
Oooph and Bedard! I never think about the pitchers until I pull out the ballot.
Sort of weird.
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
For a guy who hasn't hit for shit over the last few games, his at-bats have been marvelous.
Which is more than enough to get him off the hook relative to the rest of these assholes.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
This is pretty much the opposite of Sunday
JI - May 7, 2009
So, how long did Cedeno sit before getting into this game?
msb - May 7, 2009
He started.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
No, before starting ..
msb - May 7, 2009
Two weeks ago against Tampa.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
I had to go look it up.
April 22nd ..
msb - May 7, 2009
Neihaus just called Guillen "a very dangerous hombre"
Decatur - May 7, 2009
[thatsracist.gif]
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Here you are.
http://www.floridafreeways.org/thatsracist.gif
Decatur - May 7, 2009
The point was made well enough already.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
The Oblique Gods struck the wrong Sean.
msb - May 7, 2009
Are there any black pitchers named Black?
JI - May 7, 2009
Funny
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Yay lets hit everyone
gregrabble - May 7, 2009
in the head
mark sobba - May 7, 2009
We shit hit our own players first
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Huh
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
what
gregrabble - May 7, 2009
Maybe you curse too much?
mark sobba - May 7, 2009
Yes.
royalcurve - May 7, 2009
Apparently I am contagious
Robert - May 7, 2009
I didn't forget a word, I used the wrong one
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Or in your language
I didn’t a word, I used one
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I that on circumstances
Robert - May 7, 2009
Speaking of which, let's hit this potatoheaded motherfucker
Your fat drunken white-trash stand-up comedian sister was more talented, Billy Butler.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Why are the bases loaded now?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Hiting people.
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
THROW A STRIKE WHITEY
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Thanks
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
He's going to walk in a run huh
gregrabble - May 7, 2009
Something
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Yay, Wlad
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!
Decatur - May 7, 2009
GOD, why did you stick me in Seattle where i have to be a fan of these teams that will never win a championship?
russak - May 7, 2009
I've never lived in Seattle and I'm still stuck
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
And to think, you could've chosen the Red Sox or the Yankees.
Fin - May 7, 2009
What made you choose to be an M's fan, Jeff?
I’ve never seen the story.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
His parents made him stop cutting as a kid, so he took this up instead
abender20 - May 7, 2009
I have an uncle in Seattle and I find rooting for the home team to be gay
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
He grew up as a child in Boston and wanted to desperately to stand out in a crowd
JI - May 7, 2009
I hate to take for Jeff but I guess he's busy at work
Long story short he got a attachement to John Olerud while listening to the M’s on Armed Forces Radio while serving in the national guard
Robert - May 7, 2009
I chose to root for Seattle because I lived in Washington DC, didn't have a local team at the time, and thought it would be cute to root for "the other Washington"
There have been stupider criteria upon which to make such decisions, I’m sure, but not many.
Then when the Nats started exchanging players with the M’s I really got heavily back into following them once again.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Oh wait you were asking the other Jeff
esoteric - May 7, 2009
That's funny I didn't realize this was about you
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
It's not my fault that we have the same name, asshole.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Let's be clear: I'm the only really important Jeff in this room.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
N.B. I'm alone in my office, so technically this is true.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Yes we got that.
Thanks for explaining the joke.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
It's not a joke
God I’m so alone. Help me.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
He was responding to me and my username is Jeff
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
But what is your REAL name?
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
Jefferson?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Aflred
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
My real name is Jim
JI - May 7, 2009
lol i guess we should have seen the typos from the start
Robert - May 7, 2009
YEs
JI - May 7, 2009
That's an odd spelling.
Your parents must hate you.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
He's part of the birth-certificate bloopers club with Dwyane Wade and Jhonny Peralta
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
God?
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Just accept that you lost out on the head banana and move on
JI - May 7, 2009
Once we launch the coup I'll be taking over your username.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
You're in Chicago right now, right?
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Indeed
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Same here.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
It's August 2007
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
or May 2008
Fin - May 7, 2009
The team was successful prelolablueza dumbfuck
Robert - May 7, 2009
It's late August 2007
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I was there for game 1 of Lolla!
JI - May 7, 2009
Game 3 representing!
Robert - May 7, 2009
Game 2 was really the donkey punch
JI - May 7, 2009
It's rare that you get to watch the rape of the virgin mary in your own backyard
Robert - May 7, 2009
That was a fun series.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
You're a faggot who does faggoty things
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Well I am an Angels fan...
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
I never thought we'd be waving the white flag this early
JI - May 7, 2009
FIRESALE!
Fin - May 7, 2009
Sell the boat!
mark sobba - May 7, 2009
That has the potential to be a nickname
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
For Rob Johnson
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Or y'know Sean White
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Shut it
abender20 - May 7, 2009
I just pulled a Jefferson
JI - May 7, 2009
Lord fauntleroy, how many damn runs have we scored in the last 4 games?
blackvanilla - May 7, 2009
-3.
Crystal for DH - May 7, 2009
thank you and f@$# me
blackvanilla - May 7, 2009
Why do the Mariners suck so fucking bad in May every year
gregrabble - May 7, 2009
Only three more runs. You can do it guys!
JI - May 7, 2009
Never seen that play successful before this year.
Now we’ve seen it twice.
edddgar - May 7, 2009
TWO SOMETHINGS
This team can’t do anything normal
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Did Sims just say "mexacutioner"
JI - May 7, 2009
Greatest nickname of the last few years
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Mostly because of the pun
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
The only good part of The Ox Bow Incident
was “The Mex”
JI - May 7, 2009
Oh fuck Soria is good
JI - May 7, 2009
Maybe we will hit him then!
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Maybe not.
russak - May 7, 2009
Or maybe we'll hit him worse than the shitty pitchers
JI - May 7, 2009
Come on guys, its the fucking Royals.
Fin - May 7, 2009
wozzle wizzle
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Now it's fresh and exciting!
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
This would be a good time for you to hit a 3-run home run, Beltre.
Ah shit.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
Jesus Mary and Joseph look at that curveball.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Beltre, the worst clean-up hitter in baseball!
blackvanilla - May 7, 2009
When is the 5th spot the clean-up hitter?
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
When your team scores 1 run in two games against the Royals.
Fin - May 7, 2009
Can't argue with results!
Robert - May 7, 2009
I'd like you to meet...
Decatur - May 7, 2009
I don't think there is going to be a miracle comeback.
msb - May 7, 2009
We're going to get shutout and swept by the Kansas City Royals
right after we got swept by the Texas Rangers.
BrianL - May 7, 2009
The two division leaders?
msb - May 7, 2009
Salivate my sack, Beltre.
russak - May 7, 2009
I was late to work to watch this game
Robert - May 7, 2009
sorry, swore I just read a article stating he had the worst OBP for a clean up hitter
blackvanilla - May 7, 2009
Because we're freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
abender20 - May 7, 2009
What the hell kind of background is that
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
I couldn't decide if he was on Mars or is diving into a pile of shit.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
That would have to be some mighty homogeneous shit
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Which perfectly describes the Mariners lineup!
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
I'm uncertain, but I think that's a lake full of shit.
Which makes sense.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
YES YES YES
JI - May 7, 2009
GRIFFEY
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Fuck All.
InSpokane - May 7, 2009
So, the left-handed hitters have been the ones getting hits the last two days?
huh.
msb - May 7, 2009
freeballin
blackvanilla - May 7, 2009
Where was that in the 7th?!
Crystal for DH - May 7, 2009
If Wlad homers I'm going to kill Sean White
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Or Ronny, for that error
SFMariner - May 7, 2009
Sweeeeeeeeeneeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyy
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
That doesn't work as well as Rauuuuuul
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
I like our odds here
JI - May 7, 2009
Odd mix of booing the pitcher and cheering for Sweeney
msb - May 7, 2009
Good heavens
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
They're booing Mike Sweeney
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
THAT'S HOW YOU FUCKING TREAT THEM ASSHOLES
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
wrong
JI - May 7, 2009
Many of them are
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Why is our sacrifical clubhouse guy getting booed by the only other team he ever played for
Robert - May 7, 2009
Oakland?
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
piss off
Robert - May 7, 2009
He played for Oakland
JI - May 7, 2009
piss off
Robert - May 7, 2009
I thought they were booing the walk ...
msb - May 7, 2009
I think they were booing the walk
SFMariner - May 7, 2009
What about the A's?
JI - May 7, 2009
Oh I guess your right
Robert - May 7, 2009
It's upto.... Johnson!! Gameover.
russak - May 7, 2009
Well that's odd.
royalcurve - May 7, 2009
Woo
I mean, the man hit 83 homers in a season. Let’s go.
Fin - May 7, 2009
82 homers.
Jesus, get your fucking stats right.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
83
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/sweeney/3.htm
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Whatever, one of them shouldn't have counted.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
C'mon token, hit the ball
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
YEEEEEHAAAAAAAA
Dave “Ringing single by Mike Sweeney!” I love that guy
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
So does the crowd root for Sweeney or not?
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
TAKE TAKE TAKE
esoteric - May 7, 2009
OH WAIT RONNY'S UP NEXT
SWING SWING SWING
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Ronny's on deck!
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Well how bout that.
BrianL - May 7, 2009
Yay!
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
ASWEEENY!!!!
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
So why the boos for Sweeney?
Goose - May 7, 2009
Because he only hit well when it didn't matter for the Royals while he was there.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Does that mean we get ARod back?
Faux - May 7, 2009
WOO! A RUN!
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Pinch hit ?
msb - May 7, 2009
...and it's all up to Yuni.
BrianL - May 7, 2009
Yuni PH for Ronny!
HOORAY
JI - May 7, 2009
SORIA IS THROWING LOTS OF STRIKES TOO
JI - May 7, 2009
Yuni? Baaah
BHP - May 7, 2009
PETR PETR PETR PETR
abender20 - May 7, 2009
AHAHAHAHA Yuni is pinch hitting!
Decatur - May 7, 2009
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME WAK
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Man I hate the assians
JI - May 7, 2009
Ahahaha Yuni
the best ending to this game.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
Huh, didn't see that coming
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
What the hell?
InSpokane - May 7, 2009
Betancourt pinch hitting for Cedeno.
Well this is all kinds of McClarenish.
Goose - May 7, 2009
False HOPE!
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2009
PETR PETR PETR PETR PETR PETR PETR
abender20 - May 7, 2009
You can't make this up.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
WE HAVE POINTS
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Point. Singular.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
Is this some kind of LL torture?!?!
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
NO NO NO SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Uh oh someone is biting your routine.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Seriously
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
HE'S NOT SWINGING
WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK WALK
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I'M MAGIC
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
MY SWEET DICK ITS A MIRACLE
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Holy crap
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Two pitches, two swings.
BrianL - May 7, 2009
SWING SWING SWING SWING
OlSalty - May 7, 2009
people i'd rather see hit: shelton carp clement saunders
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Cedeno
edddgar - May 7, 2009
[Shift jpg]
Decatur - May 7, 2009
Felix
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Johjima
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Jakubauskas
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Moyer
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Wilson
Faux - May 7, 2009
Helio Castroneves
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Perfect
royalcurve - May 7, 2009
Not on the Mariners
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Anyone!
InSpokane - May 7, 2009
Cedeno
Fuckmikereilly - May 7, 2009
SWING SWING SWING SWING
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
Fuckmikereilly - May 7, 2009
biter
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
If the winning run gets thrown out at the plate wak deserves to be fired
Robert - May 7, 2009
That would require a hit.
Crystal for DH - May 7, 2009
What happened to the outfield camera? Somebody spill a beer on it?
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
SWING!
Decatur - May 7, 2009
YUNI IF YOU DO SOMETHING AWESOME I WILL NEVER LOVE RONNY AGAIN
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
IT WAS NOT AWESOME ENOUGH HA
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
Bullshit.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
What?
BrianL - May 7, 2009
Chocolate Rain
abender20 - May 7, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Decatur - May 7, 2009
HES TAKING PITCHES WTF?
Goose - May 7, 2009
He's actually taking balls!!
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
Gay
Faux - May 7, 2009
3 balls taken!?
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
This is why i love baseball!
Decatur - May 7, 2009
HOLY SHIT
Robert - May 7, 2009
Whaaaa????
edddgar - May 7, 2009
............what?
BrianL - May 7, 2009
Holy crap.
darmok - May 7, 2009
HOLY SHIT
Kermit. - May 7, 2009
ANOTHER MIRACLE
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
Look 7 comments up ... we see eye to eye.
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
Look 7 comments up?
Yeah, wrong. Hit refresh, bitch.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
And I mean that in a funny manner, not rude.
Wilder. - May 7, 2009
WALK WALK WALKS!
Goose - May 7, 2009
ANOTHER FUCKING MIRACLE!
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
GOD HAS HIS EYE ON THE MARINERS TODAY!!
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
HOLY FUCK A YUNIWALK
OlSalty - May 7, 2009
HAHAHAHA
Suck it Moyer.
Fuckmikereilly - May 7, 2009
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JI - May 7, 2009
Your typos are getting worse
Robert - May 7, 2009
HOLY FUCK WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Limerickx - May 7, 2009
I CANNOT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED AGAIN
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Does not compute
BHP - May 7, 2009
OH FUCK! A Yuni WALK!
mark sobba - May 7, 2009
FUNK WALK!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal for DH - May 7, 2009
Who is this guy and what has he done with Yuni?
SethGrandpa - May 7, 2009
OMGWTFBBQ!
Rachmaninoff - May 7, 2009
but
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Confused ?????
InSpokane - May 7, 2009
Wat.
Eyebrows - May 7, 2009
ICHIRO!!!!
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
I question this decision by Wak.
yuniform - May 7, 2009
???????????
What?
yuniform - May 7, 2009
TIME TO UPDATE THE MOTHERFUCKING SIDEBAR
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
BOW CHICKA WOWOWOWO
abender20 - May 7, 2009
WTF, YUNI WALK??
Fin - May 7, 2009
Ichiblast
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
And now Ichiro will ground out on the first pitch.
esoteric - May 7, 2009
To restore order to the universe
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Okay, second pitch
esoteric - May 7, 2009
Third pitch, maybe?
esoteric - May 7, 2009
There ya go
esoteric - May 7, 2009
STOP STOP STOP
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Fuck
Tony S - May 7, 2009
Wow we got a call there
dbroncos31 - May 7, 2009
DAMN IT
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
LAME
JI - May 7, 2009
So Ichiro hasn't been very good in these situations.
Goose - May 7, 2009
Fucking Ichiro.
Fuckmikereilly - May 7, 2009
Ahh this feeling is familiar
OlSalty - May 7, 2009
I don't care if we lost - that was awesome.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
There ya go M's.
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
We just got swept twice.
:(
darmok - May 7, 2009
FUCK THE MARINERS FOR LIFE.
russak - May 7, 2009
Willie just tapped the ump on the butt
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
"See you tonight. Room 731."
esoteric - May 7, 2009
I hate you Mariners. You hurt my feelings
InSpokane - May 7, 2009
Finding a new way to lose each game! Yay!
msb - May 7, 2009
So I totally thought Ichiro was going to get a hit there.
BrettJMiller - May 7, 2009
Not clutch unless it's for Japan.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2009
Sunday and 2007 disagree
BrettJMiller - May 7, 2009
Monday and today agree.
Sec 108 - May 7, 2009
I need a new team..I don't like this one.
kentroyals5 - May 7, 2009
Late arrival, early departure for this LL commenter. Time to get the fuck out of here and resume my mourning.
Seattle Rodiners - May 7, 2009
Apparently Ichiro can only hit when there is NO one in scoring position now.
coolconman - May 7, 2009
Ichiro's needed a hit 2 of the past 4 games to tie it up on the last out and failed.
LAME.
SethGrandpa - May 7, 2009
Line drive one-hopper to shortstop?
That’s how Niehaus called it. I don’t get it.
yuniform - May 7, 2009
I love how Ichiro reached four times of five PAs and the one time we actually needed it =(
seattlebruin - May 7, 2009
Not clutch
coolconman - May 7, 2009
I'm expecting the "it's all Ichiro's fault" calls to be back on the post-game.
msb - May 7, 2009
We're shitty again
JI - May 7, 2009
I miss April
Kirsten Schlewitz - May 7, 2009
I for one miss last weekend
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
Wasn't that April?
JI - May 7, 2009
Barely no
Jeff Sullivan - May 7, 2009
My mistake.
JI - May 7, 2009
So after last season the mariners had a team meeting and decided that
the only way they could hurt us more would be to start the season well and get our hopes up, then crash and burn
darmok - May 7, 2009
Depression
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Mariners!
EnglishMariner - May 7, 2009
WE SCORED A RUN!
EnglishMariner - May 7, 2009
Hooray, bright side!
darmok - May 7, 2009
I'm so glad this is still LL's home image.
Decatur - May 7, 2009
BUT WE ARE GOOD NOW!!!
Robert - May 7, 2009
WE'RE ON A BOAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!
d0nkey - May 7, 2009
I really thought Ichiro! was going to tie this one up..
d0nkey - May 7, 2009
It's all HowChuck's fault becuase they decided not to spend the money on Abreu.
so sayeth the caller.
msb - May 7, 2009
As long as they are taking flak for something, I'm ok with it.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
Abreu would have been perfect for this team
34 hits, 29 of which have been singles, and zero home runs.
But then again he does draw a few walks.
OlSalty - May 7, 2009
And he had so much interest in coming here.
Oh, wait.
msb - May 7, 2009
I love Johjima!
gregrabble - May 7, 2009
OOh, even better.
The guy who thinks Wakamatsu missed an opportunity today with Beltre struggling— on the bench was a man who starred at third base for the Kansas City Royals … why not put Mike Sweeney at third and give Beltre a break??
msb - May 7, 2009
That is a wonderful suggestion! Sweeney has never committed an error in his 0 career innings at 3b.
abender20 - May 7, 2009
We could see Branyan at third to give him a day off
JI - May 7, 2009
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