Lookout Landing

HA!

Oh…..wow…..OK….haha!

Well fuck thats confusing I am going to write to Science

waldo rojas - June 1, 2009 reply

I did not, in fact, ever see that movie....

I don’t know what that says about my character.

Well now I don't have to see it

C Thomas Howell could use the residuals...

waldo rojas - June 1, 2009 reply

Why does Mora always look so unpleasant?

He wishes he could be a big person

Don't we all?

I think he has triplets.

He has quints.

perpetualstudent - June 1, 2009 reply

OUCH!

It must have hurt so much when he gave birth to them

Through his penis amirite

Naw man his butthol

.

Stopped watching by the time this happened

If you went home to quints, wouldn't you be a little peevish?

Ichiro shows off the gun, hmm?

If you are talking about his penis then you have my undivided attention.

;)

IT IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE'S PENIS WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THESE DAYS WHY CAN WE NEVER TALK ABOUT JEFF'S?

MORROW IS A WHITE GANGSTER

Brandon Morrow just gave us the seldom seen dismissive double wank

I thought that was gang signs

I could've gotten to Morrow on Sunday

he was standing up all alone for half the game in the bull pen. Such an easy target!

bluemax - June 1, 2009 reply

Is this an obscure reference to the dugout sybian because I'd prefer to keep it on the D/L

.

So yes then

This is goddamn perfect

I feel threatened and confused.

Branyan is bigger than I imagined

So I assume your DVR functionality works?

I can’t stop watching

When I see something giffable I switch to NexDef so that I am not taken by surprise

I think the cop is supposed to do the M

pakipaki - June 1, 2009 reply

If so, that is one war crime of a Y.

That cop has a bitchin' cop 'stache

Is that Stacy Keach?

I think Morrow's trying to fly the fuck out of there.

Wonderful

The way Ichiro goes after fly balls so easily

you can never tell if it’s trouble or not.

I was thinking the same thing

It's really just Ichiro being selfish though

Adam Jones has scored the Orioles only run toay

boy that was a dumb trade

An excellent Mariner motto

“boy that was a dumb trade”

Beltre Bomb please.

Beltre Funk Blast coming up. I feel it

Hill hung a 2-0 curveball

and Beltre looked at it like he’d never seen one.

I've always wondered.

What exactly defines whether a breaking ball is “hanging”? Can you pinpoint it with pitch f/x data? Is it a loss of break, or bad location, or both?

Bad location

I guess I've always thought

that if the break still leaves it in the middle of the strike zone, you hung it.

High breaking ball with little break

Funk K.

Maybe you have gas.

You feel WRONG.

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

Thunderstorm is interfering with my seance with t he future.

SWING AT EVERY PITCH!

Except for the one down the middle

except when there's two strikes and the ball is in the strike zone

horsefuck

This is hideous

I find it very telling

that Yuni popped out on a 3-1 pitch and no one even felt the need to comment on it.

Dead meme

And another K for Adrian

Play him out, keyboard cat!

He always makes me smile

Right when he leans his head back

Probably wondering how he wound up where he is today.

As are we all

Keyboard cat is much more appropriate for this team than Fiddle Cat ever was

Too true!

Me too.

He can feel the music pulsing through his veins.

Zwakamatsu - June 1, 2009 reply

GET THAT ASS!

Mike Sweeney will hit a funk blast.

Funk popup.

You are also WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

What kind of pendent do you think is on the end of Sweeney's chain?

I'm guessing pentagram

Shitty player serum

Its a little thing filled with the purest Columbian cocaine

Pfft. St Christopher.

Sweeney doesn;t care the guy got demoted.

WHY IS MIKE SWEENEY STILL IN BASEBALL

He's a good babysitter?

then why isn't washburn all over his junk lol

See, ironically bringing up the dead meme is funny.

Because the Mariners are still in baseball

Conan is on

No spoilers!

He's hosting the Tonight Show

His comedy is not as populist and one-size-fits-all as Leno's.

He's also not a hack

Neither is Leno. His writing was just made for average joe

The Simpsons convinced me Leno was a hack

Conan also can not go one interview without talking about himself. Listen sometime. He simply can and will not do it.

He is entertaining so I don't give a fuck

That's because much of his act is self-deprecating

This move is predicated on Conan fans now being old and getting older in the future and Letterman retiring at some point in the next few years

And NBC losing GM as a sponsor and now having less money for prime-time shows

That was more of a happy accident since they set it in motion years ago

Carson was supposed to get his own non-tonight show too, but he decided to stay retired after he took some time off.

I don't think I'd say "Rich Hill is really dealing tonight"

It would not be okay to say that about Adam Jones because that would be defined as snitching where he is from

Rich Hill is a stud. I say we trade Michael Saunders and Aumont. That'll be a fair trade.

What the hell, throw in Felix

We won’t be needing him if we have Hill

Ervin Santana should volunteer to go on the DL if he hasn't already.

Jakubauskas warming up!

Would it be in bad taste

if I said the Mariners offense makes me feel like this?

Is this really the kind of setting where people will call you out for poor taste?

Torrid - June 1, 2009 reply

I think I was really just trying to make myself feel better for thinking of it.

She wasn't even injured

It's true

She had a thigh bruise. Tonya Harding gives thigh bruises just by staring.

If you think about it that was one shitty hit they put on her

A gun would have been more effective

It was very stealthy

According to Teej Wieters will never amount to anything

DTFT

Weiters sounds like another word

GUTI!

OOOOOOOHHHHH FUCK ME PLEASE!

Gutzy.

Saw him teach the public how to do exactly what he just didon FSN Mariners Insider last night!

DTFT

Franklin Gutierrez, ladies and gents.

Wieters is wiener

It froze up again

Anyone but Fogel could you lease tell me the score?

OH MY GOD SWEENEY HIT A FUCKING GRAND SLAM!

FAJHLAFLNJFANLFNLFSBANLFA!!!!!!!

What would involve both Yuni and Beltre getting on base. No one believes that

Really?

No, it was Felix hitting the grand slam.

Last year.

You would have thought there would be more comments

Like any of us are watching the game

I wasn't

Because FSN froze up again

Gosh you think they'd have the bugs worked out two months into the season

SUCK ON MY WIETERS!

FRUTIERREZ PLAYED CENTER FIELD. THERE WERE NO FLYING THING SURVIVORS.

Thanks, ump.

Dave Sims is talking about the Hardball Times

Their annual was written by a bunch of hacks

UZR has officially hit the mainstream!

Hardball Times uses RZR.

BrianL - June 1, 2009 reply

That too

Except they use OOZ

Sims deserves whatever makes him happy.

And UZR!

Ugh I so hate this team

Oh cmon now

I think that it's fair for him to mention how he doesn't like this team

For someone who wants me to stop saying it you sure are bringing it up a lot

Oh so when you say it it's okay but when i say it it's not

Somebody’s a little bit racist

Get up you crazy black man, I'm gonna make you drink my piss

Will Ferrell dude, SNL

Look up Mr. Tarkanian. It’s a classic.

I've never seen the skit, but I somehow gather that Will Ferrell said that.

Ok

It would seem a lot harsher if you put a period at the end

Or an exclamation point

Get up you crazy black man, I'm going to make you drink my urine.

Tell me about it

I think he hates this team.

Me too.

After yesterday I decided to boycott them until they reach first place again

How would you know?

I get the internet and tv and know of people who follow based ball

That seems like a half-assed boycott

I won't be spending a cent on this team.

I concur

Sims just said that Gutierrez is getting to all outfielders.

Bow-chicka-BOW!

That ball up the middle would've been fielded cleanly by an average - Yuni didn't even try.

Can we please fucking score some fucking runs?

Zwakamatsu - June 1, 2009 reply

That's so yesterday.

Runs are a scarce commodity when you are facing Rich Hill.

STOP THAT

DON'T BUNT

Bunting with Branyan huh

I'm sure this is a high-percentage move that is completely defensible.

Forcing them to abandon the shift because of bunt base hits would be cool

By taking grandpappy's garlic fries grandson has pretty much written himself right out of that will

You assume he has time to get to his estate lawyer

I think he fell asleep

Do 95 yr olds even own anything?

Baseball teams

Carl Pohlad?

I wonder how LL would have reacted when Poholand died if he had owned the Mariners instead

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/617/Leslie_Gore_-_Sunshine__Lollipops___Rainbows__1960_s_.mp3

So I see in this hypothetical universe you aren't as sharp as you used to be either.

I don't get it

I just thought that you think of something more clever

Not on the spot I wouldn't

You're missing words still

I think that I will just try and ride this out.

You are after all the man that thought up Tuesdays with Sean Green

Tuesdays with Sean Green was mediocre at best

I am thrilled he got traded when he did because I was out of ideas

15 pictures of Sean spread downward over a page with a title at the top

Maybe he could be talking with Bedard

They could tell stories to a classroom full of children

That sounds pretty fagalicious

I hope the writers get fired.

Perhaps they already have!

It's tough keeping work with the economy the way it is these days.

Especially when you're Mexican

You could have a lot to gain by threatening you former employers over the internet

Look how passive aggressive I am!

I thought subversion was my mission.

I don't have any idea how they can even afford a monitor

wait when's the next one coming?

Make me a flow chart of how you get your ideas

I am late

95% of Tuesdays with Sean Green was terrible

I thought it was brilliant

I miss flow charts

Depends

dignity

Black people

I love grandfather clauses

Do not did

I hope I can get that old so I can get rally fries too.

Russell Branyan has three bunt hits in his career

See? Completely defensible!

KKKKKK

Does throwing slow?

Give pitchers more stamina than pitchers that throw fast?

I don't think there's any correlation.

Since they’re usually throwing at 100% no matter what.

Thanks

MR.CLUTCH!!!!!

Cluch foul pop, there, Yuni.

Er, Loafie.

THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME

This is why it's hard to keep them straight.

THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT THOUGH!

Rich Hill has retired 13 Mariners in a row

How does it feel to have called this in advance?

Predicting a shutout of the M's by a mediocre P?

That doesn’t even deserve a surprised face.

He's a lefty

Our lineup hasn't been hitting that well against LHP either.

CY YOUNG FOR RICH HILL.

Next time hill probably throw a perfect game

Any major leage pitcher with significant experience we can compare Rich Hill too?

Anybody have a running list of crappy pitchers who have shut us down this season?

We can add Rich Hill.

We've got to get this Hill kid on our team. No matter what the asking price the Orioles ask.

Matt Wieters made that look routine.

KKKKKKK

14 in a row.

That seems like an odd pitch to not swing at

Thats what Yuni said

Nate Dogg - June 1, 2009 reply

If this is the real Nate Dogg then I apologize for all of my black jokes

If this was the real Nate Dogg then LL would be winning Grammies

Like I'd share a grammy if I ever won one

Nate Dogg - June 1, 2009 reply

All Nate Dogg does is collaborate on songs

You just mad cause yo ass is old.

Yo.

In more interesting news, the guy in that AT&T commercial is hottttttt

Jakubostrich in

TRADE

TRADE

TRADE

TRADE

Why would anyone want to acquire someone who never gets run support?

Steve Phillips thinks he's flawed.

As a human being?

Is there an echo in here?

Quit stealing my material. >:(

TRADE

Adam Jones doubled today

I thought he was a football player with issues

That was actually a fairly impressive play

Nick Markakis appears to be the greasy kind of Greek

I don't follow

His Gameday picture is revolting

Actually it's chiseled and stereotypical

I was slyly making the jokes that the rest of the blunt idiots ganged up on

As opposed to...?

The kind that isn't greasy

Those are Macedonians

Like Kevin Kouzmanoff?

jimmylauderdale - June 1, 2009 reply

There was a comedian known as Parkyakarkas.

His real name was Harry Einstein.

His eldest son Bob Einstein became Super Dave Osborne, and his youngest Albert changed his last name to Brooks.

Bob Einstein is a fucking hero

His AD and Curb roles ...

Don't forget his hilarious turn in Ocean's 13!

I just like to imagine Bob & Albert at family holidays.

Is there another kind?

Smelly player?

Or am I racial profiling?!?

pakipaki - June 1, 2009 reply

He sure does not look like one of the ones that isn't greasy

Bet they wish they had won that game yesterday.

Apparently those are all the runs we get for the next few days.

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

That was a statement double play

The statement being "Richie Sexson does not make that play".

THAT WAS AWESOME

BRANYAN WOOOOOW WOW WOW

Yep, Branyan is perfect.

I don't believe

what I just saw

That DP was hilarious.

How pissed off should Aubrey Huff be right now?

Love the 3-6-3

Goodness!

Nice DP, Russ.

THAT WAS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS YOU ANIMAL

And he makes the pick!

Beautiful.

Teej - June 1, 2009 reply

Tumescence = Tumescence + 1

Fucking Cairo-esque

Teej - June 1, 2009 reply

I hate Sex Cannon so hard.

Wait we aren't batting?

Oh, and that was a terrible pitch!

kentroyals5 - June 1, 2009 reply

Ryan Howard knows the meaning of strength...you can see it in his eyes.

I hate that commercial

jimmylauderdale - June 1, 2009 reply

Instead of the groundkeepers Safeco should bring in the I Didn't Do It Dancers

RUNS, PLEASE, YOU DAMN KIDS!!!

Hill out.

False hope time!

Rob Johnson is up

seattlebruin - June 1, 2009 reply

Thus the false hope.

Not false hope - no hope.

Keep doing that Johnson.

Leave the game you big puss

Oh he's hurt - pull him.

PLEASE BE HURT

Clement!

Johnson has a foot injury?

Awwwwwww

ROB JOHNSON IS HURT

ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT ROB JOHNSON IS HURT

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seattlebruin - June 1, 2009 reply

WE ARE MIND MELDING

You're gonna jinx it

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD WHICH OLD WITCH THE WICKED WITCH DING DONG THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD

Anyone remember Johnson's last hit. I'm drawing a blank.

Much like Johnson at the plate.

Rob Johnson hurt?

Maybe we’ll call up our single A catcher to replace him?

WEEEEEEEEEEE

I AM ON THIS TROLLEY

Oh gosh I hope he's okay

He seems to be back to normal.

Be less of a trooper, Johnson.

Don't gut it out.

Be careful.

Extra extra careful.

Kenji is so happy inside.

Well gee thanks for staying in the game Robby

Another 3 pitch K

That makes it at least 4. with two today. Johnson is an extra special player that one should build around.

Sit the fuck down!

Go fellate a bus

Whoa

What kind of game IS this?

A SEXY SEXY TYPE OF GAME

It just got sexier

But at the same time, not so much.

Rob has got to be approaching the average NL pitcher's slash line.

Surely the wave shall rally the troops

Flags wave

I am Spartacus.

It's a key moment in the game

and the fans are doing the goddam wave.

— favorite quote from my dad of all time

Why

69 hits!

Have we won yet?

Almost there!

17

We have two hits!

We have twice as many as one hit!

It's all Jackabowskiss needed to lose!

We haven't had a baserunner in nearly 6 innings

I hadn't moticed

That's weird Dave Sims basically just said it

I don't pay attention because I hate this team.

Understandable

Your hostility towards me is escalating and I feel that you’re going out of your way to do it

Just be glad you created a new meme

I hate this meme

It works because it rhymes!

It isn't worth it

My comments are pretty effortless come to think of it

I mean it isn't worth it for me

I’d rather that the meme wasn’t around and you and I could co exist peacefully

This is where I write a long post about how it's time to sell and then Yuni goes 4-5 tomorrow with two dingers

Way to copy my ideas

Write it yesterday.

If you want my opinion you should stop writing completely

Give New Fogel the keys to Lookout Landing

Dumb

I told all my friends in 2007 that someone smarter than me said that Raul was finished

He was at the time

They never gave me a second chance

You found better friends

You should never try to analyze things ever again

So, how long do they have to suck to draft Bryce Harper?

Through 2010.

It's doable.

GMZ's greatest masterpiece: operation suck.

Now he just needs to get us to forfeit the last 3 games of 2008...

Time-Turner + Hippogriff.

The Yuni-Beltre-Sweeney 9th inning has me all excited

Then theres Branyan to hit the walk-off if anyone gets on. Oh who am I kidding no ones getting on base.

If we don't see a pinch hitter in the 9th, I will be convinced that Wakamatsu was dropped on his head as a child

Then again, Sherrill is a lefty, and all we have on the bench is Griffey

Cedeno doesn't play for the Mariners

And Endy is both a lefty and not a good hitter

I thought an A-bomb was dropped on his head

Can throw Ackley in as the LF. He can't possibly fair any worse.

^we

He's plays at the collegiate level

Why would we want to honor the people who gave us the shitty parts of our infield

We like to laugh?

Tchaw.

Guti!

THE BEDARD TRADE HAS COST US THIS GAME

Wrong.

Sweeney will hit a dinger off Sherrill.

Wait, we're losing?

JaKu!

I love Wieters trying to help Jonson get the ball into his glove.

Works on so many levels.

So Jakubauskas seems okay as a reliever

OK, let's win this for the Giant Ostrich!!!!

I don't know if you know but I saw on ESPN that Adam Jones is single handedly beating the Mariners

LET'S SEE IT MOFOS

Yuni smokes mad blunts yo

Rally Yuni!

Fun lot of good you did

Matt Wieters is on his way to being the next Jeff Clement.

Yeah, he's a real fucking scrub.

Nice clean game by the pitchers.

I consider that a win.

Ours I mean.

Jak, you've bold gone where

*boldy

Baldly

Kinda like George.

I cannot type

Ok, that Pemco ad is too accurate.

SUCK IT SHERRILL

So I hear George Sherrill used to be a Mariner.

If the Dutch can beat the Dominicans twice then we can beat the Orioles

we just need them to commit several errors.

Yes, but the Dutch had Greg Halman. We can't just find that kind of talent laying around in our Double AA team.

I love putting in Sherrill to face our 2-3-4 righties

because, hey, fuck you M’s.

*As Sherrill is a lefty.

THAT PITCH SUCKED

Sherrill is a fag

take him back please

PhilR8 - June 1, 2009 reply

THESE PITCHES HAVE REALLY SUCKED

Walk Yuni Walk

RATCHET UP THE WALK COUNT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Hold the phone

So much for that

Can he popout still?

Yes

That was more of a flyout

Still got that famous silhouette.

Loafie up fifth this inning

seattlebruin - June 1, 2009 reply

Fifth implies fourth

Fuck

KICK HIS ASS YUNI

Not so much.

Sherrill came so close to walking him

THREE OF HIS PITCHES SUCKED

But, it is Yuni we're talking about, so ....

God dammit that fourth pitch could have gone either way

I certainly wish it had been called a ball

I like how Adam Jones has caught both of these

STOP RUBBING IT IN YOU ASSHOLE

I hope this is a typo

He wants ESPN to be accurate.

Adam Jones is getting his dong moist at the expense of our team

I assume you are referring to the shower nit he visiting locker room.

I was just looking for an excuse to say "dong moist"

SCORE

I chose dong moist over dick wet because I feel that dong moist sounds just that much more disgusting

Well that should be just about it

19

BHAHA, this is funny

kentroyals5 - June 1, 2009 reply

This is just stupid.

Definitely a statement flyout there.

Oh, man. I loved you, George.

So taking everything into consideration I feel like this is the most embarrassing offensive performance of the year

Agreed

Look at the lineup card though

And there are SO many to choose from.

15 games scoring 1 or 0 runs.

Oh dear we lost.

SWING AT EVERY PITCH!

Baltimore sure has some great pitchers...can we get some of that?

Only a veteran calls that timeout

If we didn't trade Jones, those would of been hits.

What a crappy game.

Shutout!

It's nice to make 20 consecutive outs to end a game

2 freaking hits, all we got was 2 freaking hits.

Keep the hope alive!

I'm so proud of us

I FUCKING HATE YOU MARINER

This game is so appropriate.

Two straight losses.

8 total runs scored!

Sweeeney thought he hit that one out

of an elevator shaft, maybe

I'm starting to wonder if our offense isn't all that it's cracked up to be

Nate Dogg - June 1, 2009 reply

I feel like the real Nate Dogg has bigger things to care about

Making rent?

Take that

See you in October.

I AM SHAKING MY FIST AT YOU IN A MOST ANGRY WAY

On the annual M's O's fishing trip?

More like I'll see anyother team from the AL East in october.

Your envy is understandable

But Baltimore’s dominance over their division, and more generally their league, is simply unmatched.

You guys are last in the bottom of the AL East for what its worth.

Which is why we will be seeing each other in October.

And you think that's unintentional?

As an intenional as Hil's 1:1 ball to strike ratio.

Shit I'm pissed now

I’ll send you a tweet during the series celebration in Baltimore.

Go away.

GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD.

Relax

And this isn't a message board

Sorry, our LANDING.

P.S. .... how did we get the name Lookout Landing?

Through a long and annoying negotiation with the people in charge

They suggested a bunch of retarded names and this one was a compromise.

Someday when I write "Lookout Landing: My mistakes, my triumphs" I will research this in more depth.

http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2008/1/11/05751/2227#3629757

They didn't like Leone for Third?

We weren't supposed to have player names in the title

Calling Leone a player is a bit generous

I still remember one of them.

Where can I see the discussion on this topic?

Mariner Misanthrope!

I have never heard this story and would like for you to elaborate

Forum then?

Be polite to our guests

Our?

Dear Lord

I realize that tense matchups between heavyweights like Baltimore and Seattle can evoke passionate emotions, but I didn’t mean to boil anyone’s blood.

You're doing fine. I found it charming, at least.

I do it for the fans mostly

Your face is last in the bottom of the AL East

That kind of shit doesn't hold up here.

LEAVE.

Wieters has everything mapped out

He sure is taking a shitty route.

We can watch the World Series together!

Let's meet halfway in Kansas City

The Royals don't like us very much

What are they going to do?

We’ll just confront Greinke in a social situation.

Oh, you dick. :P

He’s all good in that regard now.

NHZ - June 1, 2009 reply

We hate you

NHZ - June 1, 2009 reply

I'd rather we meet in Atlantic City

Maybe everything that dies one day comes back to the World Series

PhilR8 - June 1, 2009 reply

We play Texas and Oakland in October

AND THE FUCKIN RED SOX

YEAH!

Huh.

Holy wow do we suck.

thewyrm - June 1, 2009 reply

Yup.

To add insult to injury, my Foxfire browser window has somehow made my comment about Sims' high voice reaction to broken bats - "It sounded like his testicles were in trouble when he said that" - the footer on my browser window.

That was one of your best comments tonight!

Thanks (?)

I wish the announcing staff wouldn't try to make the offense look better by claiming that Rich Hill pitched an outstanding game.

I thought they were saying that Washburn has no run-support.

Magically, it isn't because the Ms hit badly, but that Washburn keeps pitching against aces like Rich Hill.

Ahh.

Dave just pointed out that Hill kept throwing slop up there, and the hitters could do nothing with it.

I feel as if the best thing to happen this season was the Angie Mentink won big on What Not To Wear

Pshaw. I can answer that.

Lose the boxy jackets.

Lose 30-40

HAHAHAHAHAH ON MY GOD THAT IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT IS TRUE

Only sexy people should be on the TV

I find it interesting that no one says these things about men.

The stupidest thing any woman can do is to turn 40.

Totally.

I can't believe this comment didn't turn into a Cuddy-bait

thank heavens

Totally, not.

What kind of shit is this?

Sarcasm?

What is this about?

Why does everyone keep writing

That Z is waiting for the M’s to fall out “for sure” so that he can start the firesale? Is there any true Mariners fan that would be mad at him for trading Bedard, Wash and AB right now? Where are all these “people” that need for us to be “out of race” before they would be ok with trading?

Paseman - June 1, 2009 reply

Stupid people

I was on the fence until tonight!

Welcome to the clan!

abender20 - June 2, 2009 reply

Sitting in the big offices upstairs?

He makes the trade when he finds the right deal.

On the Times forum

I like that "people" is in quotes

If the were good trades then I would welcome them

Except for Yuni. I dont care if we trade him for Tony Pena Jr.

At least we'd finally have some steady relief

His curveball makes my eyes water

there aren't enough closer/defensive replacements in baseball

Well thats a given

But I’m just tired of people (or Geoff Baker) acting like it wouldnt be ok to make trades right now because the M’s are still somehow mathamatically in it. We are not in it, and I would be embarressed (sp?) if we made the playoffs as the team is right now.

Paseman - June 1, 2009 reply

I would be thrilled if the team won made the playoffs the way it is right now.

The SAINT LOUIS CARDINALS made the playoffs with a much worse team

Betancourt for Rasmus!

joof - June 1, 2009 reply

Albert Pujols alone

is better then our entire offense, I would not want to see Rob Johnson or Yuni in a critical situation on national television

Paseman - June 1, 2009 reply

We would get something like $20 million in extra revenue if we make the playoffs.

No matter the suck.

Pujols is DONE

Sure, okay.

Ichiro really should have tried to steal home.

thewyrm - June 1, 2009 reply

Selfish.

.

Can't wait for July 9th

whats July 9th

coolconman - June 1, 2009 reply

LOLCAT NIGHT?!?!?!?!?

Cat Orgy

coolconman - June 1, 2009 reply

Cheeseburger fueled cat orgy

Do not lump keybaord cat in with LOLcats.

They are totally different.

Yesyesyesyesyes

Teej - June 1, 2009 reply

Yes, LOLcats are not even in the same hemisphere as keyboard cat

And I like LOLcats!

But keyboard cat comes from a totally different place.

How did I mss Piano Cat before?

You probably fled before the sight of R.J Anderson before he had the chance to attack you with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k

Dunno, but it's gold