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Biggest Contribution: Jason Vargas, +21.8%
Biggest Suckfest: Rob Johnson, -22.0%
Most Important AB: Ichiro single, +14.4%
Most Important Pitch: Upton homer, -19.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +32.8%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +10.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +6.7%
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PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKERS
We need to throw some motherfuckers off the boat first!
I'll alert Captain Bananas
I thought Captain Bananas was one of the people we were throwing off
He isn't expendable until he's finished disposing of the sundry other undesirables
It's now far enough in the season to use baseballrace.com again

When you watch the standings like this it doesn’t seem so bad.

This is only fun for 2001.
Holy crap I had no idea we were only 3.5 games back.
This division is SO BAD.
It really can't be overstated enough.
Soooooo baaaaaaaad.
Texas' lead is, in fact, not SO BIG
True, but not an isolated phenomenon

If the M’s were in another division, they would be out of first by (division leader):

AL Central – 3.0 (Detroit)
NL East – 3.0 (Philadelphia)
NL Central – 3.5 (St. Louis)

The only divisions the M’s would be far behind in are the NL West – 10.5 (Dodgers) and AL East – 7.0 (Boston).

I would even argue that the AL West is not so much awful as just lacking a good team. But maybe that's what people mean when they say the division is bad.

Taken as a group, the AL West is six games over .500 this year. Then again, the division has also been outscored by 25 runs.

Parsing, but a fair point

The division is still bad regardless of comparison. But this could be an argument to continue being Buyers. And, the M’s are in the only 4-team division in baseball. Buy!

I was thinking the same exact thing. And we're about to play the Padres again.

We better close the gap a little more before we go to hell for 9 days.

I still don't understand why Sweeney started.
I'd be more pissed off about it, but the guy actually squared up alot of balls yesterday
Griffey wasn't available
And yes I know how to hit reply

I tried and for some reason it didn’t work. My computer doesn’t always cooperate

Does your computer have a 5 1/4" internal floppy drive?
He runs his programs from a cassette tape.
I love it when all the lights flash as the tape runs.
I meant over Carp.

Especially against a righty.

He also had 60 cc's of blood drained from his knee

That’ll teach Wak to let him play the field

"fluids"

usually water with traces of blood.

just to be pedantic.

WHO CALLED THIS SHIT?!

That’s right bitches. .500!!!! We’re adequate now, son!

I called us sweeping the last series of the year to lose the #1 pick last in May '08.

No one will ever touch that prediction.

I called Griffey singlehandedly curing cancer in January, 1993.

Once that happens, your prediction will be put to shame.

Is that running Mariner in the background waving a gun above his head at the fleeing Ranger?
I certainly hope so
Closer analysis reveals:


- The “Ranger”, in street clothes, has just stolen the portfolio of the “Mariner” in business attire.
- The businessman is giving chase, but his prospects for recovering the stolen item do not look good. He is raising his arm in protest while the criminal accelerates and looks back mockingly. The author’s allegory is bordering on sedition.
- The Mariner-man is wearing the team logo over/from his groinal area, while the Ranger-thief’s logo is firmly on his stomach. The symbolism is disturbing.
- Jeff’s choice of cheap stock photography of EU origin, possibly one of the Benelux countries, ultimately hurts America.

You've uncovered Jeff's secret identity as an ecoterrorist.
I'm unsure of who the Mariner is, but the Ranger is Josh Hamilton.

He’s making his break with the crack.

w00t!

I’m calling the broom!

Gotta like going like a hot knife through butter through the weak part of the schedule.

I don’t know how the rest of this turns out once we’re not playing weak NL sisters, but I’ll take what I can get after last year. A division with nobody winning 90 and our shot at the lead looks very much within reach. I like this.

You have it backwards

The Cards bats have awaken after facing AAAA (read AL) pitching the last week.

Nice to see Wlad's bat speed turning into solid power, he turned nicely on that pitch for the HR.

Now we need to see that more consistently.

WE CAN DO THIS
Kiss of death.

“Steve Kelley | Mariners closer David Aardsma has come to own the ninth inning”

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