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And now we find out if this team is actually good.

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Biggest Contribution: Mark Lowe, +20.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Chris Jakubauskas, -11.6%
Most Important AB: Johnson double, +19.6%
Most Important Pitch: Kouzmanoff fly out, +8.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +20.4%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +28.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +1.1%
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That's very ominous, Jeff.
Just preparing us for the inevitable.

Of course, I could totally see us blowing through these teams like chaff in the wind and THEN getting our hopes squashed by the dregs to follow.

"M's swept by Royals, losing their playoff spot on the season's last day"
We play the Rangers on the last day of the season
You forgot that when I say the Royals...

I really mean the Rangers.

PLAYOFFS!!!

We’re going 9-0 on the road trip. You heard it here first.

I'm nervous.
You're a Dodgers/Yankees/Red Sox fan?
You forgot that when I say nervous...

I really mean I’m confidant of a 9 game winning streak.

That was supposed to be a reply...
I think you mean 11 game winning streak

Or do the Padres not count?

You forgot that when I say 9 game winning streak...

I really mean 11 game winning streak.

Or he means we'll lose the second game to the Red Sox
Here comes the most overhyped stretch of games in ages.

What are we going to do? Lose them all?

Well, if they do, somehow it'll all be Joh's fault.
Hassleman had an interesting comment in the postgame

according to him, a good pitcher needs a catcher 10 games out of 35. Most games he could throw to a backstop, but for 10 or so games, they need a catcher to get them through a game…

Um, that makes sense I guess...
Now the question is

Which 10?

The ones where Haselman was scheduled to start

That. Selfish. Bastard.

Butch RearGarden
So Felix or Bedard in Game one?
Depends on how many games we had to play and our rotation.

You are talking about the World Series right?

Heading to extra innings in Arizona. DBacks and Rangers tied at 6.

And Eric Byrnes broke his hand. HAHAHAHAHAHA Suck it Douchebag!

Blown pickoff call by first base ump

looking pretty significant right now with runners at first and second.

Thank goodness for always terrible David Murphy.
I think Reynolds needs to hit homer #3 on the night.
Oh, damn near did it right there.
Jon Rauch. Fantastic.
Hurray always dependable Arizona bullpen!

We’re boned.

Justin Upton is fun.
Chris Davis is a fag.
Well that was only a matter of time.
Haha fuck this game.
Let's go Dbacks!

If they win, Angels would be in first!

For a day or two.
Everday Eddie failed to give the game away, I'm disappointed in him.
I suppose there's still time.
Yes!

hahahahahahaha

I went to this game with my org from work.

I was sitting between my manager who is from Japan (and didn’t watch baseball at all over there) and a guy from Russia, explaining the basic rules of baseball. It was actually kind of fun.

Did he have a thick Russian accent?

And reek of vodka?

"Maybe the Chief has to grab somebody's...."

"I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart."
"Get your got-damn grease-stained mitts off my person"
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"
"I wish I knew how to quit you."
It's different without the boxing gloves on...

…but this is the move Tyson made on Holyfield.

"I said two ice creams, not thirty-one."
He looks like he is checking him for earwigs
Or literally trying to see how Ichiro's brain works
That seems more likely.

Bafflement at how the gears go round.

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING
Ichiro would never be foolish enough to keep his brains in his head

That’s just where his enemies would expect them to be.

"It looks big enough, and it's still considered abstinence!"

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