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6/3: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I'm not entirely sure where this came from, but through five innings of work, Jason Vargas has kept 15 of 18 balls in play on the ground.

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They finally gave out the rally fries while we're hitting
However you are ahead so they still fucked it up.
And while we're ahead.

Worst promotion ever.

I thought it wasn't so much a promotion as just something Blowers did.
I'm not a fan of the best hitter on your team sacrificing himself.
Branyan didn't bunt.
Perhaps he was bunting for a hit?
Was he? It didn't look like it to me but I'm definitely not an expert on the subject.
I missed it
Looked like a straight sac
Hitting streaks are fun.

That’s my opinion!

Shit I had a snappy retort concerning Spokane's darling princesses: The Gonzaga Zags
RE: Adam Morrison's flopping around at center court bawling like a child who got a toy taken away from them.

He’s a diabetic too.

ZAGS
If you wanna call them the Gonzaga Zags can I call us the Seattle Attle's? Cuz it makes just as much sense.
You called them that you moron
I did it sarcastically. Poochie is right, they are the Bulldogs. There is no such thing as a "Zag" or whatever the hell they think they are.
I was unaware of this fact. Thank you.
Although Akron are the Zips, and I'm pretty sure that's nothing but a racist term for North Koreans
There's a bigger zipper factory in Akron actually.
I just figured St. Aloysius Akron killed a bunch of gooks in the early 70's
This is a bad place for not-nice people.
Indeed it has at least some relevance:
The University of Akron’s athletic teams are known as the “Zips,” originally short for “Zippers,” rubber overshoes made by the BF Goodrich Company that were nationally popular in the 1920s and 1930s. The university’s mascot is “Zippy”, a kangaroo.
It's short for St. Aloysius Gonzaga
And "Anta" is short for Atlanta.

And “Ingto” is short for Washington. And “Stan” is short for Standford. It’s a stupid way to come up with a nickname.

It's actually more defining than "dogs" so I think it's stupid to have a problem with it
A "zag" is half of a zig-zag.

It describes the way the Gonzaga basketball team moves about the court.

Or it refers to rolling papers.
Perhaps relevant since one starter was found with several pounds of mushrooms by police and magically he suffered 0 consequences from it.
Other than suspension and public humiliation?

You’re right

If you or me or any other member of the public was found with that much mushrooms no matter how clean our criminal history we would have gone to jail for it period.

But I guess that’s what happens when your prosecuting attorney went to … GONZAGA LAW SCHOOL! Good ole boys at work.

You complain about a lot of ridiculous things don't you?
Now you're just coming off as ignorant.
I refuse to continue this any further
It's important to network. Establishing positive relationships with pay dividends.
You're being dumb
I'm curious why a Montana fan has so much disdain for Gonzaga.

It’s not like they’re Montana State.

Long time Spokane resident who has witnessed the most ridiculous over-rated bandwagon in college sports come to town and never leave.
Like there's anything else to do in Spokane.
Go Chiefs!
I stand by my original statement.
I miss the world class mountain biking and great rock climbing with in 10 mins. of downtown.
If only everyone tried climbing the rocks instead of smoking them
Yeah it's a fucking tragedy that the basketball team is worth watching.
usc says hi
By the way, sb. I have divined that UCLA jazz is actually just as awesome as USC jazz.
It's almost as if every good sports team ever has been bandwagoned upon.
Except my local team! Nobody cheering for my team is a bandwagon fan.
Ugh. True. But it's particularly intolerable in Spokane where Gonzaga "fans" can't name more than two starters and brag about their season tickets more than their team's achievements.
You're referring to the elderly
I watch every game and I couldn't tell you who would be the projected starters next year

It’s almost as if fandom isn’t predicated upon having an encyclopedic knowledge of the team in question

Oh you could easily project the starters.

Goodson, Bouldin, Someone, Daye?!?, Poling

Never head of Someone or Poling
Andy Poling?
Doesn't ring a bell
Gonzaga type center, redshirted last year.

Gangly, white, should be pretty reasonable. From somewhere in the PNW.

Also they have a sick frosh coming SF coming in named Mangisto Arop

Goodson, Bouldin, Sacre, Daye, Gray
I strongly dislike Sacre.

I guess they can play Bouldin and Gray, but thats a small lineup with the midgy Goodson

Fuck the Gamecocks.
This is not unique to Gonzaga athletes.
Their name is the Bulldogs
Well that looked gone off the bat.
Fuck Rally Fries

I would like to kick the guy in the balls that came up with it.

Have you met Mr. Blowers?
He didn't come up with it.
Wikipedia gives him the credit.
That most certainly does not mean anything.
Although in this case it is correct
And they reference this site:

Mike Blowers Rally Fries Fansite

I guess they got bored with it.

What the fuck
A basketball bracket?
I thought he came up with during that KC game?
He did. There was a whole story about a guy dropping his fries, and Blowers buying him more.
Yeah but I thought someone else made the first sign that said "rally fries"
It has become its own thing, like spoons, JFK conspiracies or baconnaise. It really isn't part of anything anymore.

No one knows were it came from or why it is here. It just is and we have to accept it as part of life.

The dude went for a foul ball and spilled his fries on the field.

Blowers liked that he leaned over and picked his fries up off the field and bought him some more fries. Shortly thereafter the M’s rallied.

I seem to recall he did.
Magic pixies make Vargas pitch better
Pixy stix make Morrow pitch worse.
Maybe he's a reverse diabetic?

And they actually help?

Home runs like Beltre's convince me that nothing is physically wrong with him
He's just retarded.
That homer was bad positive reinforcement for Beltre's retardation
Another awesome offensive effort tonight. Two whole points.
We still have 0 points.
Maybe we can get a hat trick!
In baseball, they are called runs.
Oh yeah, they why do they call it homepoint when a guy hits it out of the pitch?
What the hell?

The EQC tracer is actually using PitchF/X?

Did someone for EQC just take credit for PITCHf/x?
That was my interpretation, yes.
FSN tracer I reckon
They did indeed.
Planes? Conversions?

STFU, Adams! Friggin’ nerd!

PIck him off!
Vargas owns Markakis
RRS is burly and conspicuous
Oh crap.

Vargas injured?

Two on, one out, Jak coming in to pitch.

Weeeeeee.

What, why Jak?
DOH!

Fantastic…. I hope Vargas isnt hurt

That happened quickly
This Oriole crew of Gary Thorne and Buck Martinez

are incorrigible.

Maybe he's been traded
Seems likely
Only plausible answer.
I wish the manager had to announce to the crowd why a pitcher was being pulled. Only 82 pitches?
Why is this happening?
3-0 Costa Rica

Awesome…

I'm sorry sir, but you must be mistaken.

The score of this game is actually 2-1 Mariners.

Fuck me sideways, wrong blog...
Beltre is Dominican, and Luke Scott is really white.

If you have to keep score along racial lines, at least do it properly.

For a control pitcher he has a shitty K:BB ratio
Although control pitcher is usually just a nice way of saying soft throwing pussy who can't strike people out
Greg Maddux was pretty sexy
Greg Maddux struck out a lot of people.
No way
Clearly this is a Jeff bait re: Late Career Maddux
Vargas looks fine.

Huh.

Maybe he's been traded
Would be really odd if Vargas is the first pitcher to go....
Wouldn't he leave the dugout though?
I'm not serious, there wouldn't be a point
What if they lose?
Maybe he was thirsty

He is drinking water and seems ok…

RJ will start tomorrow weather permitting so says Rotoworld
Wednesday’s Giants-Nationals game has been postponed due to rain.
Respecting the fans’ hopes of seeing history with Randy Johnson’s 300 win, the Nationals held off on the decision for four hours. The teams tried to squeeze the game in late, but the field was unplayable by the time the rain stopped at 10:45. The game will be made up as part of a doubleheader Thursday, with Johnson scheduled to pitch the first game at 4:35.
3-0, good start
Setting up the 1-2-3 DP.
Who exactly are the Mariner bullpen fighting off in a mountain pass?
Those fucking Turks again.
I feel like I should see this movie.
You really don't
I would love to see RRS take on a Turk.
Okey doke.
I thought it was ok
It's pretty good actually.
Their king was a queen
If Jak blows this

Wak’s gonna have some tough questions after the game.

I bet they will like "Why was Vargas pulled in the 6th?"

Actually, that seems pretty straight forward and not tough at all.

Seriously Jak?
Okay, belt highfastballs are not okay.
That works.
That was close.
Ok not that close.
Melvin Mora has Beltre Disease
Oh God not Luke Scott
Stop complaining and be a man
I was obviously right to be worried
You are quite prophetic tonight.
Bring in Jak, good call.

I hate Luke Scott.

Jakubauskas' curveball sucks
Remember when you loved it?
I am or was being ironic
I think in July we should just constantly post things we don't believe.
The Pirates are screwed for the forseeable future.
We really ought to resign Bedard and Beltre.
I thought it was awesome and you were smart before Dave gave you the verbal beatdown of your life
To be fair, it is his best pitch according to fangraphs.

That said, it’s not a GREAT pitch.

SWEET

I am so glad that Jak is in now. wooooooooo!

WOW
If that were anyone but Ichiro they would have run them through.
Vargas is contemplating the was he can eviscerate Jak
I'm sure glad Vargas wasn't in to face the lefty.
wow....that worked.
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Rob Johnson????

Well that was bad ass.
Oh hell yes.
BAD BASEUNNING
Oooookay
Rob Johnson loves throwing to third. Hey everyone has their thing
Time for some Brad Bergesen Beatdown
I love the 'oh shit' face there running back to 3rd.
Goats!
Is it weird that I was turned on by that commercial?
I actually grew up with the original goat renter guy in Eastern Washington.
I love when we benefit from other players' incompetence!
It's all we have.
Their weaknesses are our strengths!
Baltimore has 9 F'ing hits!?
We're losing this game, aren't we?
We're one day closer to the firesale, aren't we?*
MASS SUICIDE!
It's cool, though

I read about this 16 year old, today. Apparently he isn’t terrible.

Jose Lopez walking out to Coolio makes me want to cry in the shower.
It must be hard to use your computer in the shower
I have a "Toughbook"
What is it with us and new pitchers?
We haven't figured out a sufficient cheat code yet.
We use new pitchers

Because they are better than our old ones

That wasn't what I meant, Sparky.
Sometimes it feels like the M's get owned by noobs on the mound don't it?
The Ms do not discriminate as to who they get owned by.
No, they do not

I’m just saying…BALTIMORE?!???

SOMEtimes?

Damn near every team is using rookies, it seems, and we get our asses handed to us every time. What the hell? And against Baltimore?!?

Our offense is bad.
Whenever they announce a rookie starter against the M's I cringe.

Pretty much a superstition type reaction for me, but there you go

I'd start thinking it was less superstition

And more that you can see into the future.

Someone needs to get ON that shit then.
Andy Sonnanstine won the Cy Young in last year's LL BMO simulation
Nobody cares about your fantasy league
BMO league=fantasy team
Huh, I didn't think about that. My bad.
A new day, a new way...to get totally humiliated by mediocre starters.
It is deliciously embarrassing.
Yuni and Loafie back to back is painful.
Yup

It’s like a punt in football

Automatic 6 pitch inning
I enjoyed that moment of Seattle silence there as we returned from commercial.
And that cameraman was waving when the shot was on Felix.
WIENERS IS A BUST
Beluga Tits, warming up?

Scoff

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please Wak.. no Batista. We have a tie game. We still have a chance.

Yeah, we should use Denny Stark!
Or Brandon Morrow!
Or David Aardsma!
Or Mark Lowe!
Or Sean White!
Wait a minute,

each of those pitchers have a worse tRA than Batista!!

Boy, what was I thinking?!

I wish someone with knowledge had come by to correct me from my ignorance!
Wak was going to comment, but he's got something to do right now.
Most shameless promotion ever
What was Burkey's tRA from his one inning of work?
Or Jamie Burke!
No

We only use Brandon when we are ahead and want to lose

Aardsma too i guess

Fuck… do we have anybody?

Where is Tyler Johnson?
Injured still?
I thought he was better
Rehabbing poorly
Whew
Batista = White Flag
Jakubauskas needs to shave his under lip pubes
Put your damn arms down

T. Rex ran like that, its super cute
People sure like throwing at Rob Johnson a lot
How bad does Rob Johnson need to be to lose his job?
KNOW THE FUCKING COUNT JOHNSON
Wait, so Brian Burres and Brad Bergesen are different people?
Rob was soooo ready to strike out looking there!
I Wish I Didn't Have A Fear Of Pooping In Public Places
Just go for it, its strangely satisfying.
Tony Roma's Anaheim CA 2007 That Was It
Who's stopping you?
How did Bergesen beat Tillman for the Jim Palmer Award?
Useless useless useless useless useless
Statement GB single. Is this a dead joke?
He was heading into the dugout after pitch #5.
Buh
JOHNSON!!
I would buy you a moderately priced dinner, Rob!
Spaghetti Factory!
Whoa lets not go nuts here
Mini sirloin burgers..
Big Daddy C with the bunt!
I always believed in you Rob
Gutierrez hasn't homered for a month
I would like it if he befriended a moth.

And then hit a homerun for said moth.

Pipe, bong, or vap?
Yoga flame!
Are you talking about Lowe again?
God dammit that's not what I wanted
Have anything to say about Branyan?
No point since it's retarded if they don't walk him
....Baltimore!
Dumbass
Half.
Pitched around him
Possibly shitty control.
Mauer.

I’d still rather have drafted Prior.

Even though Mauer is destroying the league and Prior is all but out of baseball?
I also would have never hired Dusty Baker.
Prior was a can't miss, like Strasburg.

You just don’t pass those guys up. Catchers are hard to read.

I have a buddy who's a catcher, tearing up KingCo 4A pitching. Has a good shot at getting drafted in the mid-20-30 rounds.

But he says he’ll probably end up being switched to first in the minors. Any inherant reason for that? Is good catcher defense something you know immediately when you see it?

Dunno

Could be his build or a deficiency in his movement/arm. There are a number of reasons why clubs switch guys from catcher to position player (and vice versa). Sometimes, it’s strictly because of need.

Fuzz has a buddy that was a first round catcher for the Orioles a year or two before Wieters was drafted

Oops!

Brandon Snyder wasn't nothing
That sucks
It looked like he had plenty of time to throw out Johnson on that play.
Johnson runs well
No reasonable person would expect to have such a chance
Considering that Minnesota's offense is all Morneau and Mauer,

mayhaps we should have saved the all-lefty rotation for them.

Kubel!
I bet Minnesotians call him the "Cyclelops"
Alrighty-then.
Walks are confusing when you stop paying attention to the at bat.
I wonder if that's what Reggie Willits does
Well that didn't take long, Ichiro
They should probably walk Branyan here
They're too worried about walking him in front of Beltre
It'll probably work better than that one time we walked them to load the bases.
Beltre homered earlier
Beltre-Slam coming up
C'Mon Beltre, make them pay.
Swing anyway, Russ.

Make Bergesen throw a couple more pitches.

I sense a bases loaded walk
Wow, there's 2, I was guessing 1 pitch line drive out
If the Orioles still had Chad Bradford this at bat would have no doubt to its outcome.
Who's ready to become mad at Adrian again?
Ding ding ding
Branyon is less likely to swing at a pitchout than Adrain.
Which is why drains don't play baseball.
This gives me an idea.
Less likely than a drain? Well I dunno
Most drains that have broken into the big leagues have just been hackers, so he's probably right
^Adrian. Hey, the heat affects my spelling.
Remember in 2007, when opposing teams would consistently IW Raul

to get to Richie, who would immediately hit a slam?
Until late August, that was a fun season.

Richie was awesome in 06.
Not the first half.
But he was great once the team had no chance to make the postseason!
RETARDS SHOULD BURN
Hitler believed this too! And he was famous!
Damn it don't swing at that
Don't swing at that one either
We're talking about Beltre, right?

I’m surprised he doesn’t swing when pitchers are warming up in the bullpen.

Beltre is a second half hitter!

Something I heard on the radio, just about broke the off button

How unfortunate that would have been for you.
I sense a Beltre CHECK SWING OUT.
I would have expected us to score more runs than this
The future is flashing before my eyes
Funk groundout to the pitcher.
Well that wasn't as bloody as I expected
That was extremely unexpected
WOOOO
I don't think we'll get much in a Beltre trade.
We'll get not Beltre.

That’s nice at least.

We can get that in about 5 months without doing anything!
You could get Big Papi's contract.
How many balls out of the zone did he swing at there, Gameday people?
2
Extras?
Now that we suck it may be fun again
That's what happens when you swing at fucking junk you assbeast
That was considerably worse than our National team's effort tonight
It sounds like Sims is used to opportunities like these being wasted.
He's a Mariners announcer
It doesn't matter to someone who finds themselves soooo funny
When you're hilarious, it's OK to think you're hilarious.
I'm not saying he's not hilarious, I'm just saying he has high self esteem, which is great
I wish I had the confidence to rock the dumbest hat I could find on live television.
I want to see him wearing a nacho hat one of these days
I hate Jeremy Hotz
91 mph fastball down the middle.

Groundout to pitcher. Yay for our cleanup hitter.

Wrong sir!

Beltre is batting third.

Well if the pitcher wasn't stading right in the fucking middle of the field ...
Seems unfair doesn't it
We're the homefield. Should have had the pitcher pitch from behind third.
But only for the Orioles, since we can change that rule.
the EQC tracer people look something someone here would draw in MS paint
what
There was a strange graphic on MLB.tv
I see we're finally exacting our revenge on Brian Roberts
The All Star Game doesn't even count
And JJ is gone, worthless
If only Mark Lowe was good when it was expedient to be so.
I still don't understand why he isn't good.
He is. Just sometimes.
Not enough Ks, too many BBs
Yes, but why not enough Ks?

Seems like he can get a breaking ball over.

Too busy walking people.
His swinging strike rate has plumetted
YOU SUCK MARKAKIS
You tell 'em
Another clean inning for the Mariner bullpen!

Yeah!

No Dave, that doesn't sound like some runs.
Lowe is ok sometimes

Just not his facial hair…

NO IT DOES NOT SOUND LIKE SOME RUNS
To answer Sims' question, it does not sound like runs.
"Does this sound like some runs?" Griffey. Betancourt. Lopez. FUCK YOU YOU SARCASTIC MAN
"Does this sound like runs? Griffey, Lopez, Betancourt. We'll find out"

Sounds like a running penis.

Sounds like we need some Pena-cillin
LAWLS

8=====>

YES IT DOES SOUND LIKE SOME RUNS
I DONT HEAR ANY RUNS
It sounds like it will give one the runs...

I’m sure that’s what he meant.

Does this sound like runs?

Someone please answer this question for me

Runs in my underpants maybe
Seriously, though

Bottom of the 8th in 2.2hrs?

Dammit FSN, stop showing the Ichiro grand slam.

I was so happy back then.

That's why they keep showing it.
So who's going to be starting on Saturday?
M's website says Olson.
This is where Griffey wins the game with a homer
Can he do that as a baserunner on 1B after a single?
Why are we replacing our DH for defense?
Griffey has negative UZR as a DH, apparently.
Junior is still so done.
runs, diarrhea, penis, runs, runs
Opposite field popup drops for a base hit!
Griffey's SLG% is back over .400!
STILL DONE AS A PLAYER
SWING AT EVERY PITCH
And now reach the black hole that is our 5-8 hitters.

Pure right-handed suck.

This might sound like runs
Let's not get ahead of ourselves
Sounds like cowbell to me
You cannot spell runs with "Griffey, Lopez, Betancourt"
Stupid n getting in the way.
Even I know that, and I can't spell for shut.
Just missing that s.
You also cannot spell "the M's aren't going to score any runs" with "Griffey, Lopez, Betancourt"
Which means that they are going to score some runs if my calculations are correct.
I have consulted my other senses and this definitely doesn't smell like runs
Correct!
Now it smells like the runs :(
Yuni's OPS is under .600
That is poor
Oh good, the meat of the order
Did we just lose the DH?
By pinch-running for him?
We lost the DH we started with...
Only if Chavez takes the field.
In the 8th?
Oh right I'm retarded
The margarita I just made was the best idea ever.

So cool and refreshing.

Yet another double play for Lopez
Good thing we pulled Griffey there for a PR.

GOD

Jose Lopez sucks ass.
I thought you were part of the Jose Lopez fan club?
I am. =(
He's terrible this year though.

I wonder if he has lost another brother.

I heard if he doesn't shape up, he's going to lose his whole family in a brutally murdered accident.
Maybe the joy of having a baby brother born has the opposite effect.

Somebody needs to have sex with Jose Lopez’s mom, ASAP.

Nope, no runs there. Thanks Dave
I hate Lopez
Cold beer just doesn't touch this heat
The gator-armed gorilla
I will be devastated if we do not score here
Yuni's OPS is over .600
But not Rob Johnson's!
Does Rob Johnson sound like runs?
Rob Johnson will save us!
If only we had a left-handed catcher
Like Russell Branyan?
We do, he just has slow batspeed.
If only we had a catcher who wasn't a complete failure at the plate
He is seriously the most inept hitter I have ever witnessed
Johnson is a waste of matter.
I'm flashing on Charles Gipson, but I'm not going to disagree with you
Now we're just splitting LaHairs
Rec'd for LaHair pun.
Those died in a fiery crash
You could at least make it funny
Rec'd for balls
You could have restrained yourself
When I was thinking of awful hitters, his name came to mind as well.

Then it was just a date with the devil.

Well at least he gave it a good try
This is bullcrap!
Somewhere Jeff Clement just kicked a puppy
WOW

That was a terrible swing… I shouldn’t be surprised but somehow that doesn’t make it any easier.

I could've sworn I heard some runs for a minute there, but alas no
Jose Lopez is now tied for the Major League lead in double plays
This from a team that doesn't hit well
He'd have 39 over a full season at this pace.

That’s pretty mind-boggling.

That would require us to get 39 baserunners over the season.
I think we're up to the challenge, so Loafie will have to step up.
Another 3 pitch strikeout. He's got to be due.
So to answer Sims' question, no
Well, that didn't sound like runs.

More like a completely inept offense.

Does Sims Have An Alien Popping Out His Forehead?
Hey, you're back!

I’d respond, but the site owners has told me I can’t use your shtick.

This game would be more interesting if he did, I'll admit that
Who'd When In A White-Off Sims Or Tony Gwynn?
When you're in a white-off, it's important to be white.
Sims is the whitest guy in the world.
They Both Seem Like The Kind Of Black Guys Who Yell Gosh Golly Jeez A Lot
Are you saying you don't have cred as an African-American unless you have a potty-mouth?

I believe Dr. William H. Cosby would like to have a word with you.

Filth, flarn, flarn, filth
Alfonso Ribiero
Please let that be accompanied by a Carlton dance gif
You think at some point, Z is going to flip out on this crappy offense?

You know, maybe take away their towels? Make a statement?

Kock over their post-game spread.

I hear that’s a great motivational technique.

I'm gonna sidestep the obvious dick joke here
This sounds like runs
How has smell and runs not been turned into a poop joke yet?
It stopped being funny as soon as I hit return
Whoops
How was it?
I was so alone
I couldn't do the time, man
I had my belt tied firmly around the water line when Jeff cut me down
There's been different versions, most involved stinky
Aardsma thinks the strike zone is located in the batter's ear apparently.
This is uncomfortable
The mariner's offense is giving me a rash...
For those in Seattle, that was a nice sunset.
It was loverly
Still Going In Bellingham
"Aardsma would love to serve up a dp rite here"
If this goes to extra innings and Ichiro gets a hit, does his hitting streak extend to 28 games?
No
But it's like a whole 'nother game, isn't it?

It should count if he gets a hit!

For someone who is a self proclaimed baseball expert

you know very little

Baseball games are nine innings long.

If they go longer, they be counted as extra games.

No I don't think that is how it works.
Well, what if tomorrow Ichiro only plays the first inning and gets a hit.

Does that extend his streak to 28 games?

Maybe you should use this as a topic for an article on Fangraphs
And then we all go back to the ship fer some grog
Would the ship be swaying in the waves?
I'm going to say yes because I want to know where you're going with this
Ships aren't the only thing that sway

Be still my heart
Wasn't there one where he's blinking like crazy? Or am I thinking of the announcers
Obvious punchline day.
I forgot how much I missed this
"I'm poopy"
Excuse me

that’s “I’m pooping on TV”

How could I have forgotten

It’s been a while since we had that discussion

That's why we should call it extra games instead of extra innings.
If Ichiro goes to 57

He does it against the Orioles.

FUCK YES THAT WAS FANTASTIC
Rob Johnson is such a phenomenal defensive catcher!
It's almost like we don't need Stephen Baron!
If they draft me, I promise to sign for 1000 dollars
Well that was unexpected
That sounds like losing some runs.
=O

Not failure!

So Rob has been having a good night
When doesn't he?
I'm thinking this might be a unique experience so far
I hope he's enjoying it, because it does not happen often.
Would you say that your opinion of Johnson has been swayed?
Nope
You woudn't say that it has been swayed?
Not even bowed
He is still a waste of space.
You now owe Coach royalties
As well as John Cleese.
Oh wow then that happened
O's baserunners have been thrown out at three of the four bases.
Well, that couldn't of gone much better
Rob Johnson scoffs at Bryce Harper
Buck Martinez just said Johnson has a terrific throwing arm.
Maybe I love Rob Johnson now

Did I just say that out loud?

It'll wear off as soon as he hits again
Haha! Ain't that the truth?
OFFSPEED PITCH!
STRIKE EM OUT

Throw ’em out…

And that's why hit and runs are retarded
Hit and runs with the pitcher are pretty rad
Huff should not try to run

He’s now 0-5 this year….

He'll never get that elusive SB if he doesn't try.
Luke Scott's baseball cleats look like they were made by Puma.
Huff sucks as a runner

Also picked off today (I can’t believe we picked off 2 gusy today)…

It's because he's made of cheese and butter.
Ohhhh! BBQ Chicken Quesdillas?!!! Thank You Live In Girlfriend I Choose To Live In Sin WIth.
Sorry ladies, he's unavailable
....the Hell?!??
We've only just begun to live...
I love how this was a reply to a post about Aubrey Huff's baserunning.
This guy is ROY material.
Are you sure that's not your Mum?
Ichiro plates Gutz with a triple

Calling it now

Johnson is now 7-17 in catching runners

SWEET!

Rob Johnson is good at all kinds of catching.
Giggity giggity
He was only 2-10 last year

He’s really gotten better at that throw…

Let's go Gutzie!
Cedeno in no way lives up to my preconceived notions of little hitters
And that right there

Is why Cedeno sucks as a hitter…

Gutierrez!!!!!!
SUCK IT JONES!
GUTZ TRIPLE!
Adam Jones did not in fact catch that.
Which is exciting for us.
GUTI GUTI GUTI

ADAM JONES DOES NOT CATCH THAT BALL

Adam Jones misplayed a triple today
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUTZ MOTHER FUCKER
I thought Franklin was up. But there he was with a hit.
Wooo Franklin!

That sounded like some runs!

Adam Jones runs hillariously into the wall on that.
I want to touch his goatee!!!!!
Guti guts out a triple...
IF YOU DO NOT SCORE I WILL BE EXTREMELY DISPLEASED
Lets go Big Sexy Muscle.
Or do they walk him too?
HERE COMES TWO IBBS
Wow, it's if they think Adrian Beltre would swing at a crappy pitch.
He remembers Safeco being impossibly large
Are they going to walk Ichiro AND Branyan?
Gutz!

Walk Ichiro to get to Branyan, nice.

Ow ow ow

I hope Jones is alive

Guttierez's 5th career three bagger...
Ichiro swing at the intentional
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Walking Ichiro for Branyan? Hmmm
That intentional walk slightly reduced our WE%
As would this one
There's so much that just happened there. Many talking points
Double-Intent Walk
Well this is an odd strategy.
Not really.
Its not, sets up the DP

Runners are meaningless..

Jones just earned himself

A place on ESPN’s “Not Top 10”…

Triple: still the most exciting play in baseball.

Outside the inside-the-park HR, I guess.

And the triple play.

And the steal of home.
And pinch hit grand slams.

So it is just me or does Jones look confused out there?
His routes are very very odd.
He did just jump full speed into a wall.
Line drives directly over your head are the most difficult fly ball to judge
All up to Beltre.
SO a Griffey walk off grand slam then?
Endy took his place.
Beltre triple play
Four outs!
It needs to happen soon
No wonder he's going to end the season with 19 RBI
Interesting strategy
Whaaaat?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen this move before…

I've seen it a few times

Sets up the DP, 1 run is all the Ms need so the trail runners are basically junk..

Weird

I’ve just never seen two consecutive walks, that I can remember…

Something out of video games.
You see it a few times a year.

They really didn’t have a ton to lose. A base hit was going to win the game anyway, so they might as well try for the double play.

An alien probably took over Jones body. That's why he missed it.
We need better hitters.
That walk slightly raised our WE%
What are we at now?
83.3%
No, I mean after you input the fact that we're the Mariners
83.3%
Obvious punchline day!
Not if you take into account who the hitters are.
They just took away our best hitters
Uh...please don't hit into a dp
Walk off Grand Slam. Walk off grand slammmmmmm DO IT FUCKING DO IT.
So it's all on Beltre
Jesus Beltre

Talk about your make or break situation

Intentional walk Beltre please.
Be King Awesome for me!
Please be selective Adrian
The contempt expressed for Beltre here is awesome.
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE
So if the 2 hole is the butt what is the 3 hole?
Left ear
What is the 1 hole?
The vagina
Wait so 3 should be mouth
That's what I thought
How bout on dudes?
The vagina tard.
TAKE TAKE TAKE
2-0, let's go AB!
Beltre needs to have all our RBI tonight

All 6 of them

A walk here would be hilarious
Just get it in the air you nutbag.
It would be funny if the Orioles forgot the situation and intentionally walkd Adrian to get to Endy.
No, he doesn't have to throw a strike, Dave.

You’re forgetting who’s at the plate.

Good take there
Beltre, bunt it about 430 feet.
Didn't need pitch tracker to know that was a ball

bad call

DON'T YOU FUCKIN DARE
TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE TAKE!
TAKE YOU MAGNIFICENT RETARD
SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING
TAKE AGAIN
Should be ball 4
That was a strike
But the first strike wasn't
The first strike was inside
TAKE TAKE TAKE!
Oh dear God

That was close

That is NOT a ball you take.
Was the 3-1 pitch a ball?
He's been calling that pitch a strike all night...

Its a bit out of the zone though..

I think Beltre was afraid of swinging if he didn't have to
There are little tiny poo pellets in my pants
Whoa calm down there buddy
Beltre

With his Bo Jackson impression

IT SMELLS LIKE RUNS
YEEEHAAAAAAA
BELTRE! YES YES YES YES!
BELTRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALL GAME!

M’S WIN!

FUCK YEAH BELTRE!!!!
KING MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME
A walk-off walk would be lame
ADRIAN!!!!!!!111

FUCK EVERYONE ELSE!!!!!

GAME!

yessss

BETANCOURT JUST COCKPUNCHED BELTRE
IF YOU WATCH A REPLAY HE UPPERCUTTED THE JUNK
HAHA HE DID! And he kicked too!
WOOOOOOO BELTRE
CLUTCHTRE!
Beltre ends the game with the diarrhea!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KING AWESI
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would of been hilarious if he kept on running.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MEET AND BEAT!!!!!

Mike Sweeney seems afraid of properly celebrating with latin people.
THEY COCKPUNCH
BELTRE IS CLUTCH LET US TRADE HIM NOW
Felix was kicking him!! Kick his ass Felix!!!
Lopez was throwing punches.
SUCK IT BALTIMORE!!! SEE YOU IN OCTOBER!!!!!
THAT WAS AN OUT IF THEY HADN'T PULLED IN THE INFIELD!
Would've been a DP
Guti is fast

They’d have to get the DP to prevent the run.

So this game was all Beltre.

The HR, the walkoff, and the dropped double play ball that could have turned very bad.

Don't hurt him, he's finally starting to hit!!!
RUN BELTRE RUN!
We've got a winning streak.

2

Lopez was punching like the sissiest little baby
WIN STREAK. Mariners going to the playoffs 98% chance now.
HAHAHAHAHA IT'S 5:54 AM
I can't wait until one of our guys gets a walkoff hit

and just rounds first and keeps going until he gets to the bullpen to avoid the celebratory beatdown

Beltre tried right there.
Beltre was a triple away from the cycle.
Fastest Yuni has run in years.
He had his arms down
Mike Sweeney is an awkward old man.
Of course it was awesome Angie, he's KING AWESOME
Wow I sure didn't see a W coming.

I had already forgiven Aardsma, then shrugged off the bases-loaded DP…. and all these reflexes were totally wrong.

Gotta love Felix kicking Beltre in the ass repeatedly.

Congratulations! Prepare your ass for assault.

Are you sure it wasn't Gutierrez who said that
Play it off, keyboard cat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UElbT9iy6Rg

But we won

Keyboard cat is for embarrassing events that lead to a loss

I missed the last few games

I will keep that in mind for the losses

By the way, I haven’t seen Yuni run as fast as he did chasing Beltre all year

No expectations!
Ichiro! Ichiro!
Putting Brayan in the two hole looked super smart tonight.
I love Johjima!
And The Fucking Cats In The Cradle And The Silver Spoon M's Win Pour Another Blue Moon
Speaking of cats..

I had a weird thought last night.. Could you imagine a cat saving a human who was stuck in a tree?

Well if that wouldn't just be the darnedest thing
How tall is Mr. Wak?
6'2" sez his baseball height.
Does not he seem smaller. Or is it just me?
Must be you

I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers Get The Papers I'll Check In Tomorrow
i'll use lowercase so you don't run out of capital letters.

hope this helps.

He should be more conservative with his capitals considering the current economic downturn
Remember at the beginning of this game when Jeff said that Beltre wasn't hitting for power, and then proceded to hit a double, a homerun, and got a walkoff hit?
And I said Gutierrez hadn't homered in a month and then he hit a triple off the top of the wall
And that one time where Griffey was done and then hit 2 double and a home run.
Griffey is still done, though.
He still hasn't homered in a month
So everything was backwards and anti-rational
6 hits in 2 nights?
Let's not forget: Vargas rules
It's good to take a must-win game like this
That was a statement walk-off single
ZOMG BELTRE!!!

THAT’S A DP IF THE INFIELD’S PLAYING NORMAL YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Are you OK?
BETTER THAN OK!
Sorry to say this, but are you ever going to change the display picture on this site ?
What would you suggest?
I'm not sure at this moment.
Not unless something better comes along
How about the Cendeno picture we got from the Cubs. That totally makes sense.
Ichiro would have shanked the shortstop to stop the double play.
You late, dawg
My favorite part of this game was when Adam Jones jumped full speed face first into a wall.
That looked like it hurt, a lot.
That would probably explain why it was his favorite part
KEY WORD IF!!
That was a whole bunch of fun.
More fun than a bag of dicks!!
Well, I'm not leaning that way.

How may dicks do you really need? A whole bag seems excessive.

Don't be selfish
I learned it from Ichiro.
I heard that motherfucker had like... 30 god damn dicks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

I would say that this game was equally as fun as a bag of dicks, as that's exactly what the game thread was.
It was certainly interesting, doing a quick scan through the remainder of GT, pt. 1.
Could you give me a brief 2 sentence summary?
Okay, I'll bite

The meaning of life is everything revolves around death. Beltre hit a HR and a game winning single in the bottom of the 9th.

8===========>
Beltre's, of course
Rob Johnson's interview make me want to not hate him
Why were they interviewing Rob Johnson of all people?
Why is it that you jump in to reply so late after the fact?
Why did you reply 2 minutes after I commented?
Because Jeff reads all the comments on this site
Yes he does
It seems like more normal behavior than yours
You're probably right

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