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Yuniesky Betancourt Scouting Report Using Only Sentences From Dictionary.com

The player stationed in the field between the second and third bases. He is young for his age. A lackadaisical fellow. Indifferent to the sufferings of others. He's flat on his back after a long succession of failures. A rose in full bloom? A player of great promise? This story is the work of an active imagination. They gradually began to back away from their earlier opinion. Let's not talk of bygones. From a practical view, the situation presents several problems. A waste of talent. It is useless to reason with him. Can't hit a slider. A bad spark plug. He is the limit of irresponsibility. He is inept at mechanical tasks. What do you make of it? In this business you either have it or you don't. The truth is out at last. He's the kind of person you pity but want to keep at arm's length. Away with him! It can be done with ease.

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Where did "can't hit a slider" come from?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hit
Perhaps someone should teach you to learn how to use the link button
What would you do if you didn't have this website?

The amount of time on your hands would be overwhelming.

Drugs
Yeah good thing you dodged that bullet....
"He's young for his age"?

Probably "immature"
I suppose that works.

Without the context, it just sounds idiotically redundant.

This was the intended meaning
I wanted to go through this and figure out the original words you searched for.

But then I didn’t.

You can just type the phrases into Google
Let it be known that I probably went through about 300 words
You are dedicated to your craft sir
How many of them were monkey?
Either 0 or 1.
Try to find the example sentence in here that I spent ten minutes thinking about

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/being

Either
The human being is a primate.

or

He is all bluff and no bite.

I suppose either qualifies but the correct answer is #1
He catches for the Yankees.
This is the most fucking amazing thing you've ever written.

You need to do these for the entire team.

Oh God I would kill myself
Technically I didn't even write this!
Depends on your definition of "written."

You took prefabricated segments of the English language and strung them together into a paragraph with the intent of carrying a specific meaning to an audience of readers.

When you “write” something you don’t usually invent all the words as you go along, so just because these prefabricated segments were sentences instead of individual words shouldn’t really matter.

Does it count as plagiarism

If it all comes from the dictionary?

He cited his source
I'm sure it would still bef fresh 25 players in.
This is beautiful and I would like to congratulate you on reaching new depths of boredom-induced wizardry.
Wasn't boredom!
Go on
I looked something up on Dictionary.com last night and the idea just came to me out of nowhere
Must have been all the LSD
I love off days
Yuniesky Betancourt Scouting Report Using Only Sentences From Urbandictionary.com

A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person. A person who has un-planned sexual encounters with numerous people who they are not dating and do not intend to date. A range you would likely see used in a rent house or apartment owned by a cheap-ass landlord. A person playing a role of a clown but surprising everybody with smart and thoughtful comments and analyzes in different situations where the person finds it suitable. Staying with a hot chick even though you know you want to break up with her soon, just to showcase her to another hot chick you plan on replacing the old one with.

The last sentence saved this.
Shouldn't nacho hat be in there somewhere?
Only if you are referring to definition number 3.
I think I'd prefer this sentence, in reference to Yuni:

“Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life. "

I was just amused that when I searched for "no range," I ended up on "ghetto range,"

which I think is appropriate.

Oh my god, my team's shortstop has ghetto range. This is such a proud moment for me as a fan
This is featured on Rob Neyer's blog as the funniest thing of 2009.
I disagree with his assessment but appreciate the traffic

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