I think we should put Branyan and cleanup and have Cedeno hit third.
Pitchers will realize that they can’t pitch around Cedeno, and he’ll immediately start hitting like Teixeira, according to a fan I spoke to. I can’t believe our stupid retard manager doesn’t know this.
They said it wasn't just Bedard, but that it was the "pitching staff" which seems to me to include a larger part of the rotation and maybe even the bullpen.
but that it was the “pitching staff” which seems to me to include a larger part of the rotation and maybe even the bullpen.
They also said that the Mariners were making up injuries to keep him off the lineup early on.
Yankees fan, remember; I would have gloated to see the Mariners struglling like this if I didn’t used to like them (though not as much as the Yankees) after living in Everett.
1995 was a tough year for us, seeing Donny Baseball go into the twilight.
You’re obviously completely unwilling to entertain the possibility that things could possibly different than the media and old school thinks it is, so why the fuck should we bother taking you even a little bit seriously?
He’s worked with other catchers too, though, it had to be more than that. And besides, I’m going on my friends’ intuitions and they’re avid mariners fans.
They were livid for God know what about Johjima.
There’s gotta be something to it?
I don’t know; you’re the Mariners fans.
Explain it to me. What was so bad about Johjima? Couldn’t speak the language? Different culture, didn’t like it why? Bedard pissed in his Green Tea?
but I garnerred an appreciation for the M’s in my time at Everett… besides my friends were Mariners fans and learning about the weknesses of the M’s gave me opportunities to egg them on.
Bedard's wasn't the most social guy last year, I'm really not sure what was up. Like several people have said, probably wasn't anything.
What’s so bad about Joh? His first 2 years here were good, last 2, not so much. We’ve got a million catchers, each of them with their own problems. Adam Moore in AAA is our best hope.
I have 23870 comments and last night I slept on a very hard and scratchy floor and on a very comfortable coach but I had a wee wee and my mom says that it doesnt count when i have a accident so i guess you can say that I didnt sleep at all last night
It seems like pitchers get squeezed with Griffey more than any other batter I've seen.
Sort of like how umps would “expand” the zone when Tom Glavine was pitching out of respect for his veteranness or whatever. Unfortunately, Brooks Baseball only sorts by pitchers and not batters, but looking through Gameday it seems like he gets one that’s clearly a strike called a ball about once a game, maybe more.
That’s a cool way to go out? Attempting to pass out do to lack of oxygen in the brain in order to intensify your orgasm? While wacking off? I’m sorry, that doesn’t seem very cool to me.
I have a fucking genius twist to this meme and if its killed before I get to use it I rip the fingers off that person and use them to play dr proctologist goes to the state fair
LOAFIE!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
LOAFIE LOAFIE LOAFIE
BrianL - June 7, 2009
JOSE WOW
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAFIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Lopez hits homerun upon arrival of new thread.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
...LOAF?!
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Gone.
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
RONNY CEDENO IS THE BEST LINEUP PROTECTOR EVER
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Obviously since you apparently can't throw him strikes because he will bunt them all for base hits
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Thank the good lord
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
What a terrible time to make a new thread
That ball was in the air when the comment hit
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
It is too late now, Jose.
You can never win me back.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Samesies
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Me too but I'll take it
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Much like his brother, Loafie is dead forever to me
Robert - June 7, 2009
CEDENO!
Heydude - June 7, 2009
GODDAMMIT RONNY STOP DIVING INTO FIRST
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
LEAVE H(IM ALONE IT WAS GORGEOUS
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
DO YOU WANT HIM TO JAM HIS WRIST?
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
whimper
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
Beautiful!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
OPEN A NEW THREAD SO IT HAPPENS AGAIN
GO GO GO
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Nice bunt
I wish he would stop diving into first base though
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Better comments, any suggestions?
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
CEDENO HUSTLE!
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
THAT WAS SO FUCKIHNG SEXY!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
GRIFFEY?
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2009
Jeff Sullivan - June 7, 2009
There should be a facepalm randomly inserted in there somewhere
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Heh.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Why is his head being squeezed?
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
GRIFFEY! Reverse protected Loafie!
Matthew - June 7, 2009
This new thread is very good luck indeed.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
.156 BA!!!!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
SWEET RELEASE!
for 30 seconds.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Does Cedeno remember how to run the bases?
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
Guess not...
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
Ding dang do
Kermit. - June 7, 2009
Ugh
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
What's up with our commentators calling Catchers 'good athletes'?
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
It's the nicest thing they can come up with?
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Oh, Endy.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Damn you Jamie Burke for not protecting Endy Chavez
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Hahahaha
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I'm beginning to think we need a new LF
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Michael Sanders
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
DICKEY SIGHTING
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
It's that fag, Gutz, isn't it?
russak - June 7, 2009
Booo.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Joe Mauer is good
Kermit. - June 7, 2009
Fuck
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Too predictable.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Why ?
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
Uhh eww
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Ronny.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
Shit fuck
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
I think we should put Branyan and cleanup and have Cedeno hit third.
Pitchers will realize that they can’t pitch around Cedeno, and he’ll immediately start hitting like Teixeira, according to a fan I spoke to. I can’t believe our stupid retard manager doesn’t know this.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Such a shame see an asset like Cedeno go to waste.
Decatur - June 7, 2009
As a Yankee fan, I have a particular disgust for wasted assets.
Teej - June 7, 2009
That's mean.
russak - June 7, 2009
Burke should have lunged to bunt that ball
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Finaly gets on base and poof...
Gone.
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
WOW
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
TIME FOR A BONG
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I mean bomb!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Can't it be both?
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
CALLED IT
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
No you didn't.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Look up four comments
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
That was posted after the HR was hit.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Busted!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
THAT GONE
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
BURKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - June 7, 2009
OH MY GOD
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Nice
Kermit. - June 7, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!
Teej - June 7, 2009
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
Burke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Number 3 Dave
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
BURKE!
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
F'N BURKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
JAMIE FUCKING BURKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK JAMIE BURKE JUST HOMERED
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
BURKE HOMER!
SCREW YOU ROB JOHNSON, WE HAVE JAMIE BURKE NOW!
Heydude - June 7, 2009
BURKE AHAHHAHAAHHHHHAAA
Nick S - June 7, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
BURKE?!
Willie Mays Haze - June 7, 2009
HELLO YOU STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES
BrianL - June 7, 2009
WHAT THE....!?
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
GUTIERREZ PROTECTION MACHINE
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
YES YES YES YES YES JAMIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
JAMIE BURKE IS FINISHED AS A HITTER AND HAS NO VALUE TO THE BIG LEAGUE CLUB
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
But he's so fucking lovable!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I was mad he didn't make the team out of Spring Training
I just like the guy
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Burkie I love you
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
JAMIE BURKE JAMIE BURKE JAMIB BURKE
Nick S - June 7, 2009
Power surge!
The M’s Big Bats are coming alive.
Big Jared - June 7, 2009
GLORIOUS!
Decatur - June 7, 2009
WAY TO GO SEX WAGON
Robert - June 7, 2009
Jamie Burke has more homeruns than Rob Johnson
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
CLEANUP HITTER
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Burke > Johnson
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
A paraplegic mongoose is better than Rob Johnson so that's not saying much
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Dude, my family was killed by one of those, what the hell?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
By the look on his face he couldnt believe how well he hit that ball
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
It's funny how Burke might still get sent down in a few days
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
What? MLB.tv freezes and Burk goes yard, lame.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
I saw that too.
BTW, what happened to Johjima?
I heard there was a problem with him and the pitching staff last year and this year.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
They killed him
It was a sad, violent act of racism. The fact that you didn’t notice marks you as an insensitive clod
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
He broke his toe.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
I'm sorry I asked.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Oh, ok these guys weren't kidding about the broken toe.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
You believed that? Wow.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Graham's comment was the actual reason.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
If only his second little piggy had protected it better
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Burke!!!
MFAN - June 7, 2009
I love that guy.... I am so happy!!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Second that.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
And Burke is protecting us all from having to see Rob Johnson
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Something we are all very thankful for.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
If I'm the Twins I'm pissed
Gihyou - June 7, 2009
Dickey!!!
MFAN - June 7, 2009
Interesting
So you guys close the threads and move one to new ones mid-game?
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
It's hard to load them when there's over 800 comments
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Doesn't everyone?
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
It's a real waste of internet pixels.
We just blow away asset resources like this.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
If only you guys would protect your gamethreads with some flowcharts
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I see that I am late to this joke and am shamed by my lateness
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Better late than early though
otherwise your comments would be wasted in less leveraged situations.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Boy am I glad we have OlSalty for protection
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Hooray I'm useful
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
We have so many comments that they start to lag very badly when the threads get too big
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
It's protection for the first thread.
Teej - June 7, 2009
You're priceless, Teej.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
All very cool reasons.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
The only reason we stop in the middle is just to make it look like we have more stamina
We stop, take a quick breather, and then get right back to it
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
That's what I do.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
That's pretty good advice, I might try that
Kermit. - June 7, 2009
Just be careful. That could lead to other problems.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
Just keep kissing during the break and there should be no issues
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Yowza
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
BHAHAHAHAH
BURKE!
Wilder. - June 7, 2009
BURKE!!!!
EnglishMariner - June 7, 2009
The best part of that is the fact that Clement becomes even more irrelevant
Robert - June 7, 2009
Ahahahaha that just cleared the fence.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
A BURKE BOMB!!!!!!!!
YYYYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
EnglishMariner - June 7, 2009
It must suck to be the Twins
they finally got rid of Carlos Silva, now they have Kevin Slowey.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Not equal.
Paytheline - June 7, 2009
Give it a couple years.
Slowey right now is exactly like Silva when he was good.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Except that he strikes a lot of guys out.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Slowey is good.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Slowey has been terrific this year.
http://www.statcorner.com/pitcherSP.php?id=458713&team=MIN&year=2009&leag=A_L
Decatur - June 7, 2009
I suppose I've been proven wrong
I should really look these things up. I’ve watched him a couple times this year and didn’t realize he actually got so many swinging strikes.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
StatCorner is a handy resource
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Slowey is an excellent pitcher
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
And comes at a cheap price.
Wilder. - June 7, 2009
Less than 12Mil!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I'm still a flutter from that.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Burkie and Lopez-ie say...
Screw you, haters!
jameslcrockett - June 7, 2009
Yeah, Burke has so many haters.
Wilder. - June 7, 2009
well...
less than ol’ Robby-boy… but he’s not Clement, right? Not a big deal to me either way since he’s just a backup catcher to me.
jameslcrockett - June 7, 2009
It's Dickey Time!
Rachmaninoff - June 7, 2009
I wish you were still ours, RA.
I still love you.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
I love his face while throwing 65 MPH
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
While we're on the subject of Burke, what happened with Johjima and the pitching staff?
I heard something from my friends in WA but what’s your story?
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
I've heard some pitchers don't like working with him, communication issues maybe?
That’s why Bedard used Burke as his personal catcher last year.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Don't encourage it
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
How well does Johjima speak English?
He’s not like Kaz, who’s raised as an American with the fluency of our native tongue?
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Probably good enough to get by.
And his english is better than my Japanese.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Kaz also had the aid of have a massive awesome dong to help wow the female reporters
Robert - June 7, 2009
And Kanaka Enomoto.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Foul
And as if you didn’t have a career in gay porn.
Paytheline - June 7, 2009
A little tiny thing was blown way the fuck out of proportion by the media.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
They said it wasn't just Bedard, but that it was the "pitching staff" which seems to me to include a larger part of the rotation and maybe even the bullpen.
but that it was the “pitching staff” which seems to me to include a larger part of the rotation and maybe even the bullpen.
They also said that the Mariners were making up injuries to keep him off the lineup early on.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
They were wrong.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Why don't you ask them, then?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
I didn't pry because I didn't care at the time;
Yankees fan, remember; I would have gloated to see the Mariners struglling like this if I didn’t used to like them (though not as much as the Yankees) after living in Everett.
1995 was a tough year for us, seeing Donny Baseball go into the twilight.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Say, I think I recognize you.
Did you use to live in Everett, by chance?
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Yes, used to work at the naval base.
Was a technician and ate at the mess hall every morning, loved the deserts in that glass rotating cupboard.
Delish!
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
So when you say you're an engineer you're lying?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
I know. Haven't Yankees fans suffered enough?
Decatur - June 7, 2009
Then why do you care now?
You’re obviously completely unwilling to entertain the possibility that things could possibly different than the media and old school thinks it is, so why the fuck should we bother taking you even a little bit seriously?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
You poor, pool soul
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I think Bedard just liked working with Burke better.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Been looking at the Gamelogs
He’s worked with other catchers too, though, it had to be more than that. And besides, I’m going on my friends’ intuitions and they’re avid mariners fans.
They were livid for God know what about Johjima.
There’s gotta be something to it?
I don’t know; you’re the Mariners fans.
Explain it to me. What was so bad about Johjima? Couldn’t speak the language? Different culture, didn’t like it why? Bedard pissed in his Green Tea?
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
There wasn't shit to it.
Stop asking questions that have been answered.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
You baffle me.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
You're making too much of this.
The team was losing last year. Tons of finger pointing. This garbage is non-existent now.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
ASK YOUR FRIENDS
Teej - June 7, 2009
He could not hit the ball.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
He hits fine
He’s not exactly Mauer or Posada, but Johnson and Burke can’t hit worth a lick either.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
This is putting to rest my thought that Yankees fans understand baseball better than Red Sox fans
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
I'm saying that Johjima's hitting can't be the primary reason the pitching staff or the Mariners would be upset with him.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Or maybe the media made too much out of a simple disagreement
JLC - June 7, 2009
So what was the disagreement!
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Kenji was tired of getting bottomed all the time.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
But his job is "catcher," right?
Didn’t he know what he was getting into?
Decatur - June 7, 2009
It got lost in translation from Japanese to English
Because of the economy
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
That's probably why he insisted that the M's pay for his own personal translator in his contract extension.
To prevent unfortunate miscommunications like that.
Decatur - June 7, 2009
Just like they make too much of the Yanks/Sox rivalry
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
And don't bring in the Red Sox.
We Yankee fans turn into rabid animals if you try to compare us to them.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
I compare the two fan groups all the time
You’re both annoying platoons of massive cunts
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Graham is my subconscious
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Listen to this man, for he is wise.
Fin - June 7, 2009
So you're a yankee fan too?
You don’t say.
katal - June 7, 2009
lol
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
No chatspeak
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Well this may be your last comment
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
Of all the things you've said today,
You had to go and break a cardinal rule
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Whoops a doodle!!
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Your failure is complete.
MFAN - June 7, 2009
I brought this on!
katal - June 7, 2009
*high five
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
You've developed quite a rivalry with the Red Sox since you stopped following the Ms in the early 2000s have you?
Matthew - June 7, 2009
I guess after you stop doing crystal meth in Everett you need to find something else to do
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Oh did I say crystal meth? I meant engineering.
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I've always been a Yankee fan,
but I garnerred an appreciation for the M’s in my time at Everett… besides my friends were Mariners fans and learning about the weknesses of the M’s gave me opportunities to egg them on.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Everett?
Everett, Washington?
I didn’t know you lived there!
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Hey isn't there a naval base up there?
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Does said base employ engineers?
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
That is actually pretty racially insensitive.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
WTF?
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
Take your pick
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
?
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Late
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
What the hell?
Please stop with the inference to the cultural/American-ness.
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
lol asians love tea
Teej - June 7, 2009
Why?
It’s tough adjusting to a different culture.
I had an ok time in Yokusuke, but I wouldn’t want to live there for extended periods.
It’s a fact of the world economy.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Japanese people liking green tea is a fact of the world economy everyone
That’s it. End of story
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
The economy...
the economy…
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Does this mean they can only drink red tea now
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Yeah it is tough adjusting to a new culture
I mean you can’t even drink your green tea and eat dogs in peace here.
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Um......what?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Oh don't start that shit with me
That’s not a reason to keep going back to Kenji’s Japanese-ness as a reason his teammates don’t like him
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
The world economy
What in God’s shithole are you babbling about
JLC - June 7, 2009
Yeah when I was up in Zero-G at the international space station I had trouble doing my sudoku while writing my sanskrit limericks.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
This is the best comment you have ever made
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
This is fantastic
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Definitely got a luagh out of me.
Terrekain - June 7, 2009
WHAT?
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Where did you find these drugs?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Oops, meant to reply to the original comment
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I was wondering how you got a peek in my medicine cabinet.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
It's Yokosuka, not "Yokusuke".
Sure didn’t get off base much, did you. And the local bar down the street doesn’t count.
Wilder. - June 7, 2009
It's a non-story that the media thought was interesting for a little while but ultimately meant nothing.
That’s really all there is to it.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Bedard's wasn't the most social guy last year, I'm really not sure what was up. Like several people have said, probably wasn't anything.
What’s so bad about Joh? His first 2 years here were good, last 2, not so much. We’ve got a million catchers, each of them with their own problems. Adam Moore in AAA is our best hope.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Dickey should add an eephus.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
What happened to Orlando Hernandez anyway?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
What a shitty job of protection by Ichiro
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
HAA
Brandon Morrow Bobblehead
yessirrr - June 7, 2009
That bobblehead commercial is just terrible.
Fin - June 7, 2009
I love it
Robert - June 7, 2009
Me too
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Love it for its irony?
Fin - June 7, 2009
I think it's hilarious.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
"You're not afraid of anything"
hahaha. Nothing is more ironic.
katal - June 7, 2009
Listen to this man, for he is wise.
Fin - June 7, 2009
Haha, excellent!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Samesies!
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Nothing is as bad as real-life Ervin Santana
smiling creepily and bobbling his head along to his bobblehead on the Angels TV broadcast.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
That ballon animal probably does a better job at producing insulin than morrow
Robert - June 7, 2009
It's good because I don't think insulin injections would work on it
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Say that as if the insulin injections work for Morrow.
Robert - June 7, 2009
Josh Hamilton steals his insulin
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
I knew he was cheating.
Fin - June 7, 2009
In that scenario both a drug addict and a fucking handifuck die
Robert - June 7, 2009
Morrow might have skipped a day or two.
Fin - June 7, 2009
I hate solo homers so much, but its better than hitting a double and not being driven in I guess.
russak - June 7, 2009
This comment confuses me.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Slightly better.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Is gameday wrong or did I miss something
It says Gutierrez was the 3rd out….
Lopez – Homerun
Cedeno – Single
Chavez – Out (1)
Burke – Homerun
Gutierrez – Out (3?)
Malcontent1 - June 7, 2009
Cedeno
caught stealing
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
Racial profiling.
Fin - June 7, 2009
Well played.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
Awesome.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Cedeno was caught stealing
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Oh
I missed Ronnie getting caught stealing
Malcontent1 - June 7, 2009
Yeah I was confused as well, but Cedeno was picked off.
russak - June 7, 2009
Unexpectedly finding himself on base
Cedeno volunteered to be thrown out. That the universal balance be righted again.
Paytheline - June 7, 2009
I suddenly feel like buying a hundred balloons and stomping on them all
Nick S - June 7, 2009
Or 99.
qrsouther - June 7, 2009
and red.
Fin - June 7, 2009
Who's this Mazzaro guy for Oakland? He's looking good.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Aaaaaand time to slow down the game.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Son of a whore. I hate you tits.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
Who is going to start in RRS spot anyway?
Would Jak be available by then?
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Jak or Olson would be my guess.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
They haven't decided yet.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Hopefully Olson
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Olson is warming up right now
If he pitches, wouldn’t that give him only three days rest before starting?
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Wait what's going on? I thought RRS was coming back in like 3 days or something?
D
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Not sure where that D came from
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
He was until he bombed his rehab start.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
That's disappointing
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
He got destroyed in Tacoma the other night.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Not after he gave up 12 runs to AAAers
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
If the Reno Aces can light you up, 1-2 more starts can't hurt.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Come on Batista, just one more out.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
When was the last time Batista allowed a HR? I think he's due.
russak - June 7, 2009
Crap
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Endy!
BrianL - June 7, 2009
ENDY :)
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
ND ND ND
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
6000+ comments
And Endy!!!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
God.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
There should be a better stat for counting comments.
Fin - June 7, 2009
I've been since April 2006 and I'm around half that.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
Lets talk about our comment numbers and sleep patterns!
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Sorry, should have known better
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I have 23870 comments and last night I slept on a very hard and scratchy floor and on a very comfortable coach but I had a wee wee and my mom says that it doesnt count when i have a accident so i guess you can say that I didnt sleep at all last night
Robert - June 7, 2009
Which uncomfortable coach did you sleep on?
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Poor Coach. =(
joof - June 7, 2009
Defense matters!
Fin - June 7, 2009
Aahahahahahahahaha
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Branyan
You fail at protecting ichiro
d rod - June 7, 2009
Mariners fans annoy me to no end.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Muscle Bomb coming up
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I meant Beltre the Muscle
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Uhhhhh...... Griffey the Muscle?
russak - June 7, 2009
Naw
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Adrian vs. Dickey.
This should be fun.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
The A's are starting to bother me
6 wins in a row now
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Yeah and the Rangers haven't started to suck either...
SELL SELL SELL!
EnglishMariner - June 7, 2009
HIDE THE KIDS
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
Is Mark Lowe still 'the future'?
Fin - June 7, 2009
Future Carlos Silva with all these line drives he's allowing.
russak - June 7, 2009
Mark Lowe? Really?
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Happy Birthday Mark!
I hope someone got him command for his birthday!
Gihyou - June 7, 2009
Or a fastball that isn't as straight as Charlie Sheen.
russak - June 7, 2009
These helmets are sort of funny, sort of cool, and sort of embarassing.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
The fact that Aardsma actually mail-ordered one
is a little embarassing.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Some times
I really dislike kids. Stop showing them during my baseball game.
katal - June 7, 2009
I want to beat children
Robert - June 7, 2009
in a footrace perhps?
Matthew - June 7, 2009
I hope this isn't one of those times where you left out a word.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
AHAHA.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
funny story!
Robert - June 7, 2009
What's so bad about "I want to beat eggs, children"?
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I read that as *eat.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
That at-bat was fascinating.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Whoa
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Garret Olson is so dreamy
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
He's no Clement.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Or Brad Adam.
Fin - June 7, 2009
I dunno
No offense to Graham, but I just don’t get the Clement dreaminess.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
I'm as straight as they come and I want to cuddle with that dreamy bastard.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
So Dreamy...
Fin - June 7, 2009
He's like a goddamn movie star.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Or Chris Isaac...
section331 - June 7, 2009
Huh
That’s a nice picture, but when I went down to Tacoma he just looked kind of goofy in person.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
You mean more like this?
Fin - June 7, 2009
Exactly!
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
He only looks goofy when he tries to smile
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I'm convinced the first picture is not him
But just some stock photo that was in a frame his mom bought when he was in high school.
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
This is the one I always see.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
I don't understand why Graham is attracted to failure
Robert - June 7, 2009
lol the seahawks are terrible i know
Robert - June 7, 2009
Good thing you followed that up Broberto
Kirsten Schlewitz - June 7, 2009
Aaron Curry threw out the first pitch and I missed it :(
Robert - June 7, 2009
He was wearing a teal brimmed hat!
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
How'd he end up with one of those?
I had one years back and the wind blew it off my head on a rollercoaster and the chain ripped it to shreds
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Lam
He plays Madden using the neon green alts though.
Robert - June 7, 2009
Leave some space for Branyan.
russak - June 7, 2009
Not at the bottom of the league in fielding grrrrr
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Ah! He found the hole!
Fin - June 7, 2009
Much like Gutz in the dark.
russak - June 7, 2009
I wish announcers would stop saying we're at the bottom of the league in fielding
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
YES
Let’s show a slew of kids in Angels hats, FSN. That is a fine idea.
katal - June 7, 2009
It's little league weekend you stupid jackass
Robert - June 7, 2009
Fuck em.
katal - June 7, 2009
They are just little Angels.
Fin - June 7, 2009
If my kid came home from little league in an Angels jersey . . .
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
I'm with you.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
You don't know what he's going to do.
Decatur - June 7, 2009
I have a pretty good idea.
InSpokane - June 7, 2009
This game will never end.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Selfish Ichiro.
Doesn’t let his teammates catch fly balls.
Fin - June 7, 2009
Oh hey it's still the 7th inning
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Fairly impressive inning
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I'm beginning to hate the Rangers more than the Angels.
russak - June 7, 2009
They need to start regressing yesterday!
Fin - June 7, 2009
I'm beginning to hate Rangers fans more than Angels fans.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Except Eyebrows.
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Eyebrows rocks
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Never!
Rangers fans are much more annoying though.
Fuckmikereilly - June 7, 2009
Anyone but the Angels is cool with me.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Looks like Vargas draws Tuesday.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Which is a pointless comment.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
I hate when I get that card in Pictionary.
How am I supposed to draw Tuesday?
Matthew - June 7, 2009
I draw a picture of Sean Green.
Teej - June 7, 2009
I was trolling for is exact response.
Kudos.
Jeers to the rest of y’all.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
No trolling asshole
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Can I see it?
Robert - June 7, 2009
Draw a calender and circle it dumbass.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Make a seven box grid and circle the second one.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Draw Monday and Wednesday and circle the space in between
JLC - June 7, 2009
You could draw a bunch of 2's in the sky next to the sun
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Nope. You cant use numbers in Pictionary.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Really?
Well it’s a fucking stupid game anyway
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Not nearly as hard as trying to draw dignity
Robert - June 7, 2009
This was the second response I was hoping to see.
Kudos as well to you!
Matthew - June 7, 2009
You draw someone waving goodbye, and a ruby.
katal - June 7, 2009
How would you distinguish that it is a ruby with nothing but a black pencil?
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Stab yourself with the pencil and use the mess to make a ruby
Anything to win, man!
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Very cleverly done shading?
That’s the best I got.
katal - June 7, 2009
Gesundheit, sneezing dude!
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Lopez says "Wow"
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Lopez!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Hey so Lopez is having an ok day today
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Look at those rhymes!
katal - June 7, 2009
Toot bustin out the mad rhymes
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Rhyming "day" with "today" was a pretty big copout though.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
OK and today was the rhyme.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Not to mention "Hey"
katal - June 7, 2009
And hey and day
I’m too lazy to use iambic pentameter correctly, so I just lump it all into one sentence
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
Yeah, like rhyming tired with retired.
russak - June 7, 2009
I knew packing a beat box around with me would help me flow
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
It seems like pitchers get squeezed with Griffey more than any other batter I've seen.
Sort of like how umps would “expand” the zone when Tom Glavine was pitching out of respect for his veteranness or whatever. Unfortunately, Brooks Baseball only sorts by pitchers and not batters, but looking through Gameday it seems like he gets one that’s clearly a strike called a ball about once a game, maybe more.
Decatur - June 7, 2009
GOOD
katal - June 7, 2009
This ump is consistently horrible.
russak - June 7, 2009
It's curious how the Mariners simultaneously try to make fans smarter
while also going on about how awful errors are, and how good a pitcher must be if he has a lot of wins.
katal - June 7, 2009
So.....
What have I missed?
section331 - June 7, 2009
What feels like the longest game of the year.
katal - June 7, 2009
Looks like it's already
Longer than yesterday’s.
section331 - June 7, 2009
Predictions on how many line drives Lowe will allow.
russak - June 7, 2009
This inning?
4.
katal - June 7, 2009
Thats 1
russak - June 7, 2009
2
russak - June 7, 2009
This guy...
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I thought Lowe was supposed to be the closer today.
That’s what they were saying on the radio pregame at least.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
Sounds like they're shooting for a 2-inning save.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Dave just said
Morrow is the closer today. Whoa boy.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
So uh... Burke and Lopez both homered?
abender20 - June 7, 2009
And Russel, yep.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
Branyan homers don't surprise me.
Both Loafie and Burke homering in the same inning is not exactly a high probability outcome
abender20 - June 7, 2009
And Branyan!
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
This is what our offense would look like
if we plated in New York
d rod - June 7, 2009
Played*
d rod - June 7, 2009
Women's basketball?! Tonight?! Oh boy let me clear my schedule
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Making fun of the WNBA is like kicking a kitten with no legs.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
Impressive?
katal - June 7, 2009
That's been dead for several days
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Fun and hilarious?
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Did you explain how their good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
JTA - June 7, 2009
Wait a minute wait a minute
Is the draft even going to be on tv?
katal - June 7, 2009
MLB Network.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Eff!
katal - June 7, 2009
They might stream it online, too. I'm not sure.
Teej - June 7, 2009
They had better!
I took the day off, then learned it wasn’t even on until the afternoon. I need to at least be allowed to viddy as it happens.
katal - June 7, 2009
When is it again?
I’m retarded and keep forgetting
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Tuesday.
Teej - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Actually, that would be Tuesday with Dustin Ackley
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Tuesday at 3.
katal - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
I'm hoping so.
katal - June 7, 2009
Tuesday. The draft is Tuesday. The 9th. Tuesday the 9th. Of June. 2009. This year. Two days from today.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
Well aren't you just the dog's bollocks
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Tuesday
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
Graham MacAree - June 7, 2009
He'll be co-anchoring
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Along with Eli Whiteside
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Thank you all
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
I didn't even say Tuesday
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Touche
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Time of death- 4:06 PM
abender20 - June 7, 2009
I'm....a murderer
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
And a rapist
abender20 - June 7, 2009
That meme shouldn't have dressed like it wanted it
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
With Sean Green?
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Touche
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Uh oh
JLC - June 7, 2009
I can't imagine why he'd make that sort of foolish mistake then.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
What the fuck?
David Eckstein just hit a 3 run game tying homer in the 9th. David Eckstein.
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
hahahahaha
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
That little scamp.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
Clutch
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
At Petco!
Teej - June 7, 2009
Chad Qualls should just off himself now
Would save a lifetime of shame.
Crystal for DH - June 7, 2009
A lifetime of being awesome
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Gameday calles it "Eckstein's Heroic Home Run"
Decatur - June 7, 2009
That Chi Chi is masterful.
royalcurve - June 7, 2009
As funny as that nickname is, I just can only attribute that name to a miniature French Poodle
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Is Ichiro the coolest motherfucker alive?
Now that Johnny Cash has passed away.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
You mean since David Carradine passed away.
russak - June 7, 2009
Passed away?
I guess that’s one way of putting it.
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
His cause of death kinda takes away from his coolness.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
Why?
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
He died gratifying himself in Thailand with two separate lengths of rope.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
I would say the opposite
Especially given his age
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
That's how I'm going out.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Dying while choking yourself and masturbating is pretty cool way to go out.
russak - June 7, 2009
Maybe
But when it comes out you might have been involved in some degree of incest, it’s maybe not so cool anymore…
section331 - June 7, 2009
Seriously?
That’s a cool way to go out? Attempting to pass out do to lack of oxygen in the brain in order to intensify your orgasm? While wacking off? I’m sorry, that doesn’t seem very cool to me.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
That sounds awful
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
I present to you
Icky evidence:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0605092carradine1.html
section331 - June 7, 2009
No worse than suicide.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
I don't even understand the point of this comment.
Suicide: also not a cool way to die.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
Hey lets stop this subthread now
Dewey N - June 7, 2009
Mainly because people felt bad for him when they thought it was a suicide
and now seemingly think less of him because it was most likely autoerotic asphyxiation.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Eh, to each his own.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
No worse, but not cool.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Hoorah!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
They guys hanging signs celebrating "Quick Outs" just cheered mightily when Heath Bell struck a guy out.
Fucking hypocrites.
Teej - June 7, 2009
On how many pitches?
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Five, I think.
Teej - June 7, 2009
1
abender20 - June 7, 2009
HANG ANOTHER Q, BOYS!
Teej - June 7, 2009
-3
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
White warming up.
ThundaPC - June 7, 2009
Happy birthday, fuckface!
abender20 - June 7, 2009
I hope someone buys you a sugarfree cake
abender20 - June 7, 2009
And then pies you in the face with it.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
What the fuck is on that dude's head
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Ichiro!
katal - June 7, 2009
Blake Griffin is an odd looking fellow
abender20 - June 7, 2009
?
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
This looks bigger than 300 but I followed the guide
Is it too big?
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I hate it when that happens
Robert - June 7, 2009
I think I speak for us all when I say:
wut.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
That's Blake Griffin
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
no its not
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
wait
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Pretty sure it is
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I understand. But it's Blake Griffin with a blonde girl's wig and a pink leotard.
Zwakamatsu - June 7, 2009
what
Decatur - June 7, 2009
Please don't post images
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
That's Blake Griffin though
What did I do wrong this time?
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
He was walking around my neighborhood earlier and I couldn't believe how simian he is
abender20 - June 7, 2009
So is White or Morrow closing?
russak - June 7, 2009
Musclebomb, please?
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
But walks are good too
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Funk walk
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Come on Beltre. RBIs PLEASE!
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Nope!
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
Or not
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Lame
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
This game is not good enough to hit pause to answer a phonecall but I did anyway. Why?
thewyrm - June 7, 2009
GRIFFEY!
BrianL - June 7, 2009
You can always fast forward to catch back up.
I promise you you didn’t miss much.
katal - June 7, 2009
I hate lazy fly balls.
They need grit.
Paytheline - June 7, 2009
TAKE
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Griffey got hosed on that one.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
That was a strike.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
Thought it was tad too high.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Moron!
Bucknor!
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
GRIFFEY
Robert - June 7, 2009
Anyone else see that Tinkerbell backpack?
BrianL - June 7, 2009
OK Loafie, it's late in the game.
It’s your time to shine.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Just needs a triple for the cycle.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
That's not happening with his stumpy legs.
russak - June 7, 2009
Not likely.
appleshampoo - June 7, 2009
Jose Lopez is all the proof you would ever need that RBI are meaningless.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
But he's clutch. I don't understand the point of your comment.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Or perhaps RBIs are all the proof you would need to see that Jose Lopez is productive
Dewey N - June 7, 2009
Cycle?
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
The odds of Jose Lopez hitting a triple seem low.
Aaron Campeau - June 7, 2009
At least two outfielders would have to collide.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
And die
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
I know it. Defense would have to mangle the play
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
If he needed anything other than a triple to complete it, sure.
katal - June 7, 2009
Gameday is slow.
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
Lame
Mariner Melee - June 7, 2009
3-0!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Aww.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Boooo
katal - June 7, 2009
Time for terror!
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Oh it's White and not Morrow.
abender20 - June 7, 2009
Jose Lopez had the green light 3-0?
Really?
MFAN - June 7, 2009
He's clutch!!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
It was 2-1.
Gameday has it wrong for some reason.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Ah
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Yeah, just rewound it to be sure.
The 2-0 pitch was called a strike.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Ok, thanks.
MFAN - June 7, 2009
Pizza Hut makes the worst commercials.
katal - June 7, 2009
The one in the beginning of the original Ninja Turtles movie was not bad
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
Which one was that?
Now that you mention it, I did like the one before The Land Before Time.
katal - June 7, 2009
The one with the song about the kid playing right field.
They all eat pizza after he makes the winning catch.
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
Uh oh.
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Sigh
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Would have been nice to have Olson here...
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
Yeah I don't understand why he took him out
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Because relievers cannot pitch three innings?
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
I really don't know what Wakamatsu was thinking.
I like Olson’s chances against their righties just as much as I like Lowe’s.
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
My bad, I got mixed up and thought Olson pitched the eighth, not the 7th
But it seems like Olson would have more stamina than most relievers, since he has been a starter recently
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
I was joking with my comment.
Olson should easily go three since he was just starting.
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
Oh, alrighty
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Mauer and Morneau coming up
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
K!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
K!
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 7, 2009
Good pitch
Matthew - June 7, 2009
Equal K-BB ratio!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
Mariners strategy: develop as many closers as possible
and trade them to the Mets.
katal - June 7, 2009
You forgot about the part where we pitch only closers
from the first inning to the 9th.
Kirk - June 7, 2009
Double play, lets go.
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Does Sean White seriously throw 95 now?
Simon Phoenix - June 7, 2009
White is pumping them fast balls at 95+ an hour. Impressive so far.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 7, 2009
Whew.
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Whew.
Teej - June 7, 2009
Wlad somehow turns that into a double.
katal - June 7, 2009
Scary 2nd out.
1 to go!
Heydude - June 7, 2009
A change up here would be nice.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 7, 2009
Why the hell do they insist on throwing fast ball after fast ball. Assholes.
Susheel Ramasahayam - June 7, 2009
It's the official M's relief pitcher game plan.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Thank you, Safeco.
Matthew - June 7, 2009
What are you talking about?
Blowers just said Sean White did a good job of making him hit that the other way
tootthekazoo - June 7, 2009
I LOVE DEFENSE!!!!
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
And Johjima!
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
No.
Robert - June 7, 2009
Yay beat it when it's dead!
Dewey N - June 7, 2009
FUCK YOU MEME
Dewey N - June 7, 2009
I have a fucking genius twist to this meme and if its killed before I get to use it I rip the fingers off that person and use them to play dr proctologist goes to the state fair
Robert - June 7, 2009
<:o
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
what?
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
ONE MORE STRIKE
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
A strike away...
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
God dammit
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Kubel terrifies me
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
is it because he's ginger?
section331 - June 7, 2009
Oh boy, here we go.
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Balls.
Decatur - June 7, 2009
Oh dear
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
section331 - June 7, 2009
Now they can beat us. Thanks White.
russak - June 7, 2009
Way to walk him from an 0-2 count
Crystal for DH - June 7, 2009
Mauer and Morneau were the two outs this inning
Teej - June 7, 2009
Put it in your Mariners log book!
Mariners win! Mariners win!
katal - June 7, 2009
SERIES WIN!!!!!!
gregrabble - June 7, 2009
Game over!
Series won!
Heydude - June 7, 2009
Weeeeeee!
BrianL - June 7, 2009
Bring in Morrow.
russak - June 7, 2009
I'm sorry, but you must be mistaken
The game is over
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
.Taylor - June 7, 2009
DEFENSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinking Away - June 7, 2009
Yay!
In play, out(s)
Crystal for DH - June 7, 2009
Sean White - lefty specialist.
Crystal for DH - June 7, 2009
WOOOOOOOO?
chinn - June 7, 2009
We've won the last 3 series in a row!
OlSalty - June 7, 2009
Wlad would have dropped that.
Wilder. - June 7, 2009
Be buyers not sellers!!!
jimmylauderdale - June 7, 2009
That was a tediously long game.
But yay Sunday victory!
EnglishMariner - June 7, 2009
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