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7/10: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Well this has been a treat.

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I can't believe Sanchez hasn't walked anyone yet
The Padres have been no-hit through six innings two days in a row.
Johnathan Sanchez is throwing a no hitter
If anyone could do it for him it's the Madres

Bottom 7th

Against the Padres.

Although you’d have to put an asterisk by it because the Padres are a joke.

I'm watching this game until it is over or the perfect game is destroyed.
Through 7 IP!
And Lincecum flirted with one last night, too.
Kouzmanoff struck out on a pitch that hit him.
That was hilarious.
He should be one of us!
I mean perfect game

MLB network is awesome for stuff like this

And he did it!

How about that, the guy called up to pitch for Randy Johnson on the DL pitched a no-hitter. Yeah, it was against the Padres, who make our Ms look like offsensive geniuses.

Another reason why Lincecum is so great — he was mad at himself for how ‘bad’ he pitched yesterday, a no-hitter going into the 7th inning…

The Mariners are offsensitive geniuses. Bastards.
Offsensitive, I like it!

Better than unassuming geniuses that nobody is afraid of, I guess.

I would like to think that LL is made up of offensive geniuses
That would make a good LL award, I can't believe this hasn't been done
He was already on the roster
I show know by now to check stuff that guys on FSN say...

My bad. I parroted what FSN said when they cut to a clip of Sanchez’ final pitch. My fault for not checking.

Someday we won't even need irony
Well it worked last night :)
Good job Garrett
Good job M's offense!
I'm watching this game from the future.

Go out and enjoy your Fridays.

If it ends badly why would you be watching it in the future?
There's not a lot to do here.

F’n robots.

I like what you did there.
So how are we going to win this one?
Griffey grand slam
Tony Gwynn lost a lot of weight
I can't get over how they don't announce him as Tony Gwynn Jr at the ballpark
Maybe he doesn't like it
He's was always Anthony before, even at San Diego State
It's confusing, like with Cal Ripken.
So we can mark the 7th as a 0.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OFFENSE?!
What

i thought this was normal

Holy crap Chris Woodward is on the team
He is 1-1 in the playoffs with a double
Oh well my surprise was misplaced then
LEAN INTO IT WITH YOUR FACE
NO hitter. NO hitter. NO hitter. NO hitter. NO hitter.

Lets see him do it now.

Except he has more than a no-hitter going.
First strikeout for Feldman

we’re so good at hitting.

Just lay down and take it Ronny, that way Ichiro will lead off the 8th
He can't even do that right.

He should’ve been on the 2008 Mariners.

What a terrible at bat
Wow, fuck you Yankees pitching
The Yankees have tied it up at 5-5?

The Angels were winning?

I thought the Yankees were ahead.
Yankees tied it up by tossing a cookie to Morales.
Blow a cowboy, Rizzs
Like he could be any more strange after that Girl Scout Cookie revelation
Yeah, what the hell WAS the point of that story yesterday?
I was kind of half joking about the pervy thing before, but that was a little too much
It was scary!
21 in a row.
Derek Holland looks like he makes a really convincing scared face
For some reason he just looks like he would be a giant douche.
Cedeno makes me think I could have been a professional athlete, too.
Holy strikeouts Jonathan Sanchez!
Come on you bizziches!
I was not prepared for that GE commercial.
Ichi Blast please
Civilization 2 is literally the most addicting game ever made
ADDICTIVE
This is bait
Assume all of my typos or omissions are bait
Civ 2 ... now that is a game I have not play in a very long time.
That's what I assume about myself
It is time to seriously fuck up some Ranger bullpen.
How about f'ing up their airplane? It's parked at Boeing Field over by Clay Lacey.
AN ERA of Almost 6!
Now I am concerned
Let's go Branyan!
They will probably IBB him.
Yes that would be the responsible thing to do with a lefty
Yes!!!

We will rock them!

ICHIRO!!!!

WE NEED YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW RUSSELL

Here comes a walk!
Uh-oh hopefully this isn't a prelude to another faggy Lopez homer
360 feet the other day!
SCORE PLEASE
Beltre catches that
most 3B catch that

Is one of the worst 3B in the league for a areason

A single here would be very, very nice.
Maddux looks like he's singing tenor with a barbershop quartet.
Please please please Russell
Branyan is swinging for the fences
Oh fuck this is going to be ugly
Annnnd there it is
PLEASE RUSSELL JUST GET A HIT
This will not end well.
Well that was ugly.
Fun fact

So as a proxy for number of times stranded: (1B+2B+3B+BB+HBP)-(R+HR)
Not counting today, Ichiro comes out with 86 times this year.
Hank Blalock has 9.

Wow, that's ugly.
Poor Ichiro. What a waste, we need another bat in the middle desperately.

But Blalock’s number is amazingly low.
They got too much oomph in Texas for some reason.

This is going to be some comeback
FUUUUUUCK...
I don't think we're going to get another chance like that
Against that 13 year old.
Branyan presses too much.
I'd guess around 275.
I'd let him press me against a headboard
Not all our players are giant faggots like you
I didn't say he would take me up on it
I'll take you up on it.
Wait what site is this?
Lookout Landing
Which O is supposed to be capitalised?
R:Ob J:Ohns:On
GET IT CAUSE HE SUCKS.
If you don't want to be pressed so much stop screaming
16 bit take me out to the ballgame!
The 8th is our inning!

Right?

Lopez-Griffey-Gutz

Maybe

It would be nice

If our 3-4-5 hitters had more than like a .260 combined average

Switching to Giants game!
Tom Hallion is there!
What's the status of Sanchez?
Very, very dirty.
Well... Gutierrez will be up in the 8th... perhaps with men on base.
Let's go Sanchez!
Need to get by Gonzalez here.
SO, did Maddux ever actually pitch in a game for the Ms?
I remember him being terrible.
Or I could be misremembering.
Six of them
Glory but '97 had some painful moments

sheesh

I think I would have noticed something that sexy
He got Gonzalez out.

Perfect game guaranteed now.

Sanchez doesn't deserve a fucking no-hitter.
No one should ever succeed at anything, in my opinion.
Except my parents
FUCK YOU URIBE!
E-5!

What a fair sport

Suck on that, perfect game attempt
BOO URIBE DOWN! BOO URIBE DOWN! BOO URIBE DOWN!
Fat Ichiro would have had it.
I wish they had Uribe at short and Sandoval at third
Dammit

as soon as I tune in to the Giants game they fuck up.

Shows how rare a Perfecto is
I wonder how many people here are watching the M's game...
I'm going to guess most.
I don't have MLB TV or else I wouldn't be.
I jinxed the Giants by turning to the Padres home broadcast

Here goes the no-no

Wow you must think you are really important
I really believe this
Um me?
Hand waving over here

thought not so much waving as drowning, perhaps.

I am.
No, you are not.
So what's going on there?
whoops

This was supposed to be in reply to FuckMike Reilly

Shawn Kelley really likes that slider
Kelley in, game outcome unknown
Not anymore!
Pathetic Padres can't scrounge a hit together.
THREE MORE OUTS! THREE MORE OUTS! THREE MORE OUTS!
Jesus Christ.
Nelson Fucking Cruz
Alright that's your ballgame
Nelson Cruz is an All Star!
Remember when Kelley was good
Game is over...
oh well

not tonight, it seems

aw shit were gonna lose
House Season 3 DVD time
Full House season 3 DVD time
Well that was an absolute meatball
So, that guy is the All Star, huh?
Late, but I really liked how Olson looked

Would prefer Olson (or Vargas, or even Jak) starting over Morrow.

Why start the game with a disadvantage?

Morrow is better than those guys.
Hindsight is the best sight
Lincecum!
Did I spell that wrong? Cause that name looks retarded when you type it out
I hate when that happens.
I don't recall ever writing it out before, some words are like that I guess
We were doing this last night, random goofy conversation when all hell broke lose
That's because we're always having random goofy conversation.
So, Goofy.

Why was he a single dad in all those Disney cartoons?

I always thought he was babysitting
And now look at you. Babysitting allllllllll day long.
Yeah, like Michael Jackson.
I have often wondered that, believe it or not
There was an entire random conversation about Goofy in Stand By Me, I can't remember what about
I think his sexuality
If Pluto is Mickey Mouse's dog

What is Goofy? Still a dog?

I feel like I should have noticed that before now, but that does look completely retarded.
Lincecum himself looks retarded with that hair

And a face only a mare could love.

I thought he was adorable before he decided to grow that mane.
I'd still do him if it would get his arm to Seattle

Which is why guys become sports stars and rock musicians. Chicks dig the long ball!

Better than blind love.

I would prefer Morrow get seasoning in Tacoma than worsening our chances up here.

Who blindly loves Brandon Morrow?

He’s still a better starter than Garrett Olson.

Watching his starts versus Olson's start, you could have fooled me.

I agree fully that he has the better stuff.

But he seems like a damn headcase. It may be preference, but I can’t stand watching headcases.

Olson's starts, that is
Jeez, did I fuck up the "reply" button? Meant to reply to Jeff.
You did
Thanks, was tough to see with the separation.
So I'm pretty new around here

but this strikes me as results based analysis.

Well, Washburn and Bedard going next 2 days
I'm glad we didn't tie the game up earlier.
I am shocked that Eliezer Alfonso failed to get a hit.
Kelley sucks since coming off the DL.
He caught the Morrow and Lowe disease.
Interesting at bat to Cruz

the first two pitches were right on the border. As is, the count was 2-0, and that’s fine. But it also could’ve easily been 1-1 or even 0-2, and then who knows? On the plus side, that home run won’t matter, on account of us.

I wonder if we were McC how long it would take for someone to make the first Uribe lynching reference
When did they get him?
For the sake of this wondering let's say today
Trade comment thread
It was a genius move to also trade for rope and a stepladder
Would the reference be funny or unfunny?
High risk/high reward
Those are the jokes the big dogs make
Fogel :(
You had to ban him for the greater good.
Fogel was banned?
No

Fogel is adored

Too much of a clown sympathizer for my tastes
That's what I thought.
One second.
He's not even black
I'm an equal opportunity lyncher
That I can respect
Couple seconds
LET'S GO M'S!!!@!


START THE WAVE BOYS!

Notice that Eli Whiteside is catching this game
Eli Whiteside is so old that when he wants change for a quarter he says gimmie five bees
His best jokes come from Captain Billy's Whiz Bang
Jeff, are you getting one of those Gutierrez bobbleheads?
When is the giveaway?
July 24
I would like to but I don't know how
Consider it done
HOORAY!
When I mail it can I address it to

Jeff Sullivan
San Diego

like when you write letters to Santa Claus, North Pole?

I'm pretty famous
So, just Jeff-- San Diego
Sanchez only has 99 pitches too
It's funny how those Miller High Life commercials are based on the assumption that people in the V.I.P. sections drink Miller High Life ever
Juan Uribe would look better hanging from a tree branch
We do need a new monkey
Juan Uribe strikes me as an angrier version of Yuni
And better
Wonder if this means Guardado is coming in?
FUCK THE FUCKING YANKEES AND ANGELS
Kelley = White = Lowe = Corcoran = Whoever = Can't get it done.
RANGERS PITCHING IS 100% TERRIBLE!
I'm right
I'm using it as a rally cry
MORE MORE MORE
6-5 Angels

Chonee on third, no outs

I'd really love something to happen this inning, but I also want to watch the Giants.

Such a dilemma!

Dual screen!
Both go slow.
dial back the picture quality
Griffey has had literally the worst three-hit game I've ever seen
Hey, one of them wasn't bad
Well, that's fun.
KEN GRIFFEY JUNIOR FAGGOTS
Sweet name for a little league team or something
Maybe a chocolate candy
Sponsored by your local NAMBLA chapter
Sponsored by Chickenhawks Bar & Grill?
Kiss me on the mouth.
Here we go again.
GRIFFEY IS ON FIRE
Sure, now you guys start hitting.
That Cruz HR really fucking hurts now.
What did I tell you guys? 8th inning.
Who's the bowling pin coming in for Texas?
Question

Why not walk Gutz and use Holland for Langerhans? I know the intentional walk is stupid, but it seems like Gutz is on fire and Langerhans is a lefty.

Because then the tying run comes to home plate and we do in theory have Shelton on the bench
There aren't any outs, that would be stupid.
Even for Washington.
How was that not giffed?
If it was the towels, it was
It was Felix exclaiming in pure angry delight
Man we'd be right back in this if not for that HR
Holy shit it's Jason Jennings
Gutz is going to hit a home run and it is going to take all of our momentum away.
Come on Gutz, you can doo eet
Shelton sighting
DON'T APPLAUD THAT IDIOTS
The dead only know it is better to be alive
WE SCORED A RUN
That was dumb. I expect better from a 2-0 count.
Atta way to do the funnymentals
Langerhans is the least patient hitter ever.
We just traded that guy.
What? Did a run not score on that??
Griffey was at 3rd,
Argh.

C’mon Kenji!

Kenji needs to get on to allow Ichiro to bat in the 9th.
Yeah don't put in a pinch runner for Griffey or anything
I don't understand why you wouldn't pinch hit Rob Johnson here.
Umm...

how does griffey not score on that?

Can people give a holler when it's top of the ninth for the Giants?

I don’t have MLBtv, just waiting for them to switch over on ESPN. so I have to keep flipping channels.

Commercial break right now.
Kenji double?
Here we go, Sanchez, here we go! Here we go, Sanchez, here we go! Here we go, Sanchez, here we go!
HOLY SHIT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT RANGERS
MHM... Fuck Nelson Cruz
WELL ALL RIGHT THEN
Kenji!!!

PINCH HIT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Dammit Kelley.
FUCK YOU SHAWN KELLEY. I HATE OUR BP. HOW MANY GAMES CAN YOU COST US IN ONE WEEK?
If Cruz doesn't homer this inning could be going completely differently
Griffey has quite the lackadaisical jog.
He probably has a couple gallons of fluid in his knees after all the running he's done today
I can't believe he scored from 1B
MAKE US PROUD SHELTON
SHELTONNNNNNN
SHELTON. DO IT!
Shelty Shelty!
Shelton doesn't look like he's old enough to shave.
Leprechaun!
Why don't we play our good catcher more?
Holy shit

How long has Frank Zappa worked for the Rangers?

SHELTON!!!
Your slow ass comment made me think something awesome happened.
Gimme Shelton
That dive was great in slow motion.
One out in the top of the ninth
This is really helping my ESPN team
Why
Perfect games are valuable as far as scoring goes
Fuck your nose
I'm all you got
2 OUTS TO GO!
Red hair does not look good on men
Members of my family say screw you.
Have you not seen Shelton?
That;s just red hair on top of a whole lotta homely.
Sheltnoooo
I like that typo.
Back to Tacoma for you
Momentum is in our favor.
By the way we will not be scoring on Francisco
I bet you we will
You've been on a roll tonight
SANCHEZ!!!!!
Oh my god, unreal
SANCHEZ!!!!!
AARON ROWAND!!!
SANCHEZ!!!!!
Juan Uribe looks like such a dick right now.
Yeah, what an asshole.

How dare he do that…to his own teammate, even.

Whoahhhhhhh
No hitters are stupid
My thoughts exactly.
But still fun.
I hate Sanchez and his luck.
These Sanchez comments really make sense to someone watching the M's game.
Oh jesus don't bunt
I love the bunt idea
In a one-run game, I'm cool with it.

If they did it down 8 runs, I would be pisssed.

I love when people get mad
Bullshit strike
How long has it been since the last no hitter?
How dare you give him that call?
FUCKING JONATHAN SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
FUCKING JONATHAN SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!
But Poochie he earned it.
28 up, 28 retired
So they day's not a total loss.
Looked like a gift call.

But congrats, Mr. Sanchez! That was fun to watch.

Gameday says it was legit
Huh. It does look good on Gameday. Close enough to call a strike, at least.
I'm surprised

I thought he got two gift calls, but Gameday says they were just perfectly placed.

I thought as it crossed the plate, aww, ball.

and then the game was over.

How do you watch that pitch

Jesus the Madres suck

Uhhhh...robots and stuff

But still cool to watch

Man, Omar is even older than me.
BULLSHIT THAT WAS NOT A STRIKE. THE UMP GAVE IT TO HIM.

FUCK THAT.

Game day disagrees with you
Yeah I just checked that too

Huh. Could have sworn that was a blown call.

SANCHEZ!!

Looked like a strike to me, dropped right down the back of the dish
OMG FUCK EVERYTHING THE WORLD IS SO UNFAIR
How bout that?
SOOO AWESOME...
congratulations Mr. Sanchez!
That is so cool.
Kelley sure fucked up.
Padres are a AAA caliber team.
Alright, back to this probably hopeless Mariners game now.
So Juan Uribe really fucked up.
At least we're guaranteed to see Ichi and Russ
Against a righty!
I feel extra innings
Ok, massive warm fuzzies from watching Sanchez and his dad.
.

Clicks!
You have to click at least 31 times in order for it to work.
These Clicks smell kinda sketchy
I want to get my clicks but I don't know how
I also don't know what they are or why I want them
They sound unpleasant
But it just makes up want them more.
RANGERS PITCHING IS 100% TERRIBLE!
That is one white Latino
How did Sanchez get a no-no without HOF SS Vizquel?
Tying this game up isn't COMPLETELY inconceivable
Clearly you need to watch "The Princess Bride" again. Inconstheevable...
This is the third time I have watched the Padres get no-hit
And, they have never tossed a no-hitter
I was thinking of who could pinch-hit for :(edeno

I got nothin

wlad
Easy K.
cedeno... .150
Who plays short if we tie it?
Wilson
Is already playing so nobody
Branyan---> 3rd, Wilson ---> SS
Who plays short if we tie it?
My God

Wilson is finally in a game.

Ronny :(edeno is unthinkably fucked
No perfect game though. Suck it, Sanchez.
At least he can't hit into DP
By the way the Padres have a .726 OPS away from Petco so they're not the worst offense ever
No shit? Color me surprised
So no need for Scott Hairston!
Most of that is Adrian Gonzalez being a beast though
That's still bad though
What??? I was positive Ronny was going to hit a home run..
When the catcher stands up behind you how can you possibly justify swinging?
We are boned
DAMMIT MCOWEN YOU BITCH
Hey a :(edeno pop up

Looks like he’s trying to make up for Yuni leaving

James McOwen :(
Our hitters seem to have this Francisco guy figured out.
They figure he is better than they?
No chance on the split finger

that was wicked

Whatever SBN changed with the Z and C buttons is throwing me for a loop.
Alright now we're definitely fucked
If the Ms are going to win the next two games, maybe they have to give this one to the Rangers so as to not commit hubris
Well this will make the comeback all the move awesome
Last night was fun.
Ichiro really wants that swing back
Ugleeeeeeeeee.
Let's pinch hit Roberto Petagine for someone.
Another 3-run homer to win the game?!

Griffey bomb, coming right up

Does Branyan realize there are other hits than HRs?
Yes damn him for being productive
touche...I guess that was pretty productive
I would be shocked if he didn't
He is who he is.

And that is awesome.

And Francisco is extraordinarily good
Also, his BABIP is lower than his LD%
Branyan doesn't handle pressure

Which is why he bats 2nd. Look at how many of his HRs have been solos. If he’s up first in an inning the probability goes way up.

THIS WHOLE TEAM IS CHOKERS
Trade for Jeter!
What the fuck
Probability, dumbass. It's a math thingy
Math term! That's what it is
Yeah he's had an assload of runners on in front of him and hasn't done shit
He's the best hitter on the team and that's all there is to it
Unfortunately not lately, BA .285 and dropping

He’s still hot though!

Looking at BA alone is useless.

Branyan is second on the team in OBP, and his SLG is almost 100 points higher than the next-best guy. He’s been the best hitter on the team.

I agree he's awesome, but

I just don’t think he believes it quite yet himself. That he’s the guy who can crush the ball out in a do-or-die situation and win the game.

Let’s hope he rests up during the All-Star break. He seems to come out swinging after a day or two off.

Also, his OBP is < .100 more than his BA

It was .125 higher a month ago when he was batting .320. You can feel him getting less patient, either pressure or green-lighted to go for his personal best HR record.

To be precise, OBP is .384, BA is .283.
Why can't Branyan hit these pitches?

He keeps swinging through them.

He was way ahead of strike #2
If he walks Lopez is most certainly going to hit a HR
The first of two in the inning.
lopez clutch hr
Baserunners!
We're boned aren't we
I have mixed feelings about this.
Russell, you're always dreamy to me.
Funk walk!

LOAFIE!

Ohhhhhhhhhh

That was close

wow

DO IT FOR YUNI, JOSE!
We have life

sort of

Why does Guti bat #5 =(
Because Wak has optimized his lineup correctly
Because walk off grand slams are cooler than walk off three run shots

and that’s what Guti is gonna do

Hit a grand slam
Wait a minute

What is he gonna do?

because it would make too much sense to bat him 4 or 3
My head would explode.
LOAFIE IS A HERO
Indifference!
Haha Yes

I’m watching this on ESPN gamecast and all it shows is "R Braynay to second on fielder’s indifference

People just cheered indifference

our fans are retarded.

This beanball is going to smart
I will willfully shit my pants if we tie this up.
You will also make gifs.
And jump on your roof and dance?
I would probably do it on accident
Better get some towels ready!
I'm against the pant-shitting
Needs a moment to ask Yuni for guidance
Yuni was traded earlier today
Yuni says

SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING SWING

im sure this helped some how in that strikeout
There is a lot of flesh on Francisco's head
That wasn't the least bit surprising
I can't believe we lost
That was a hanging slider
I just clicked the x on mlb.tv hard as fuck

I’m angry

Oh man.

Nice.

Dammit!

Rally caps don’t work!

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
What the fuck Loafie how do you not even get a piece of that
Motherfucker.

We lose and Matsui was 5 feet away from hitting a grand slam against the Angels.

2010 MLB DRAFT: BULLPEN ARM.
We just traded for two.
Our need for BP arms is insatiable.
Also have Fields and Aumont

Are we reasonably sure these guys aren’t already better than what we have up here?

That would be particularly retarded.
But we need them
We better fucking win tomorrow
Well, it was the bad matchup.

Wash and Bedard to save the season.

lynch whitey time
Let's just forget this game.

And pretend it is last night?

Works for me.
Gutierrez's HR tonight was awesome!
And how about Felix striking out the the side in the 8th?!
Man that was a great dinner.

Too bad I didn;t get to watch the game.

At least we got rid of all those damn ni
Niggers?
I guess we only got rid of half of one
According to one statistic I saw LL's traffic is 1.9% African-American
Does that meet quota?
Maybe they've lost their eyes to diabetes
There's got to be an odd stick in a few woodpiles
I don't know if this is trending up or down
Did you ban Teej as well?
I blame Morrow and Kelley
I personally blame the Yankees and Bud Selig.
Well Kelley is obviously to blame

You have one job, to get one out, and he can’t do it without giving up 2 runs.

Bring up Cortes for the bullpen now!

I blame that fan out in RF that messed with Ichiro on that 3-run home run by Michael Young.
Yuni's gone!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
I am happy but if we don't subsequently make a move for another shortstop I will be a little less happy
I hear Khalil Greene is available!
I can't believe :(edeno is this bad
He has five line drives
To go with his four homers
What do you mean Krueger we would have had a chance?

It would have been tied.

Change one thing you change everything

If Kelley doesn’t allow that homer, you can’t assume we would have scored exactly two runs.

You're right

We would have had more life and we would have subsequently gone out to score 3 runs to win the game

It's possible — maybe the infield would have been in on Langerhans' grounder and it would have been a hit and we'd have scored five

Also, Tejas might have used pitchers differently or thrown different pitches or defended differently and we’d have lost by two anyway.

Yuni wore 42 as well for you collectors out there
What if Betancourt was up in the 9th.. We probably would have won.
Hahaha. Good one!
Frickafracking Kelley and Wakamatsu

Yet again, Wak takes out Garrett Olson after he pitches great. Then in 1/3 of an inning, Shawn Kelly gives up 2 runs (54.0 ERA). Wak has to take some blame for this one.

Good news of the bad news is that the Ms actually rallied a bit in the 8th. Not Angels or Orioles quality rallying, but it was something.

Here come the Wakamoles.
Olson's job was to get lefties
We aren't going to care about this game once we've won the next two
Now to go read the "Losing tonight would be a buzzkill" post.
Who was that dufus calling the game next to Blowers?

That jerk jinxed Ichiro’s at-bat! While Ichiro’s up there, this moron was talking about some minor leaguer’s hitting streak being broken.
What a gawdamn buzz-killing thing to talk about when the home team is down a couple runs in the ninth, and the 1-2-3 hitters coming to the plate!!!

Fire that jerk!

This is the best first comment I've ever seen
How old are you?

Because if you are older than 5, you should know who he is.

You sir are a racist
Dave Sims and I disagree with you.
Pretty sure it was Rissz
Ah. I don't listen anymore.
Good news!

Tui played 3B tonight on his rehab assignment. And homered.

call him up RITE NOW
I believe this to be a fantastic idea.
Erick Aybar just hit a 3-run home run.
Yeah. Being anything more than the third wheel

is looking less likely by the minute.

Fuentes will blow it
HOW ARE THEY THEM
If we start tanking now we can still get the 5th pick in the draft.
If we tank, we'd better be the best at it this time.

No mediocre 2nd-best tanking this year. We need to be the best at something. If we’re gonna suck, let’s be the #1 sucker.

Slurp.
She'd make a great head coach. Put her on the staff.
So. Washburn with another 1 hitter tomorrow?
It will be so.
BREAKING NEWS!!

All of the Angels team has shrinked to midgets!

That still makes them better players that :(edeno and Rob Johnson
This team always loses
Really? I haven't checked the stats but it seems that way
Tear down time
If I knew where Young lived he'd have quite the pile of feces to clean off his lawn.
You should probably just go shit all willy-nilly in Seattle hotels until the series is over
Is it wrong that I still laugh at poop jokes?
No, as long as you don't do it in public.
The willy-nilly really sells it
On a slightly different note. Which hotel do opposing teams stay in now when in Seattle?

They used to stay at the Crowne Plaza, but not anymore. Anybody know?

ESPN has it all screwed up

One of ESPN’s headlines on its website is “Mets land Braves’ Francoeur in trade”

It definitely should be “Braves fleece Mets in a one-for-one trade as they land Ryan Church”

I just got a brilliant idea!

Have the bullpen wear those cool warrior helmets. Then, it would intimidate them..

Might help in visualizing the strike zone too.
Also, what we need to do is add Jim Cavaziel to our lineup.

Did you see those swings!?

So I'm ready for a fresh arm in the pen.

And just in case anyone forgot YUNI’S GONE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

So

 I’m ready for a fresh good arm in the pen

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