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7/11: Open Game Thread, Part 2

I predict it will be that error that kills us.

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I THOUGHT WE TRADED YUNI
Once was enough meanie head
In reply to you from the last thread

Ronny really does seem like a White Briefs kind of guy

This makes me indescribably sad
Because I'm right
I bet he goes commando
This is not a thought I need in my innocent little head
I bet he also wears little shorts
Commando and in running shorts?

Be still her heart

Called "boxers?"
Except on the outside
And not over pants.
How about boxers over sweatpants?
NONONONONONONO
Sweatpants would feel better on the junk than boxers
What kind of starchy boxers are you wearing?
Sweatpants are like down soft
True but there are some very silky boxers
They are very expensive
Your comfort is worth it.
I would rather go bareass
I'm going to patent sweatpant-material underwear first thing Monday
That's not wise in denim
It is after you wear it in
So sweatpants under the jeans until you wear them in

Then nothing.

Interesting.

I don't remember what we're talking about so something something Ronny's penis
is measured in grams?
He does not have a small metric unit
Hopefully :(edeno only applies to his baseball skills
It could be so big it hurts
Only the first couple times

Then, it’s Ce8Deno

I'm sure his wife is satisfied
His kids should be ironically old looking
I bet he lies about his birthdate
We should send fanmail to the Mariners addressed to Ronny :(edeno
Fan mail?
Spray perfume on the one you send him
He wouldn't understand it

He’d think we were all fat-fingered internet dwellers and we mistyped because of our fat-fingers

Do you want me to show you?
I'm torn on how to answer this.
So that explains all the guys wearing sweatpants to the strip club across from my old work at 10 am
No, those guys can't afford real pants
I think more to the point they are the type of person to show up at Rick's at 10am

That really says all it needs to

Too late, that image will be stuck with you now
Like Quail Man with Boxers?
Under the pants or when he's working out?
Not cool enough
:(edeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does Jeff just swoop down mysterious to post new game threads then leave? Or does Matthew fill in the text for him but publish it under his name?
Griffey pitch.

Ronny feels the heavy tootsies of Jack Wilson running up behind him
White warming up.
why? washburn only thrown 85 pitches.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sports Center just showed Jack Wilson's double play as the top play of the day. It was awesome, something Yuni can only dream. damn you Cedeno
HEHEHEHEHHOHOHOHAHAHA
And now we are even
Sorry,

NOW we are even.

AHAHAHA MARLON BYRD YOU FUCKING MORON
I love you GUTI!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

YES!

Yeah that's predicta-

HOLY SHIT BYRD FUCKED UP

Oh you are so out.
"This is how you step on a bag"

THIS
THIS RIGHT HERE

Byrd saved your ass Cedeno.
BWHAHAHAHAHAH!
AHAHAHAHAHA

He’s saying he touched the bag first, which I’m pretty sure he did

He did, but before it hit the ground.
Shouldn't matter though, should it?
I think it should.

If a runner has to wait until the fielder touches to the ball to tag up, then until the ball hits the ground the force should still be in play.

Kind of confusing the way I wrote that (grammar not withstadning).
I get what you meant,

but I still don’t think it makes a difference. You’re not required to go back to the bag on a tag-up, it just leaves the force-out in effect at your original base. In this situation, the force was on until he touched second and once the ball dropped, he had to be tagged to record the out, as far as I would assume the rule to be

I think you're right, they didn't show it on the replay though
Byrd is a terrible baserunner

I love that they benched Cruz for him.

Byrd's got a point, I think
That he touched second, erasing the force and then leaving the bag needed to be tagged to be out?
Yeah

looked like he touched the base with his right foot.

I have no idea how that works w/r/t the basepath, though

That's exactly what I saw happen

Shouldn’t matter whether the ball was still in the air or not, correct?

Yeah, I think he touched the bag

The camera angle didn’t quite show it, but that would have been odd to pull up and not touch it when he was literally on top of it

I predict Gameday will have absolutely no idea how to describe this.
Yup, they didn't do it a lick's worth of justice.
Nelson Cruz hits into fielder's choice, center fielder Franklin Gutierrez to second baseman Jose Lopez

Marlon Byrd out at second

It says "grounds into force out".
byrd is safe.
Please capitalize.
Nice grab, Lopez!
Well it certainly feels like we should be losing right now
Nonsense we're playing Texas

one of the only teams that have a worse history of success than we do.

I refuse to accept a shifting paradigm in their favor.

Washburn hasn't pitched very well at all
These things happen.
Yeah no kidding
ONLY FOUR HITS AND ONE RUN DOOD YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT GET YOUR NOSE OUT OF THE SPREADSHEET AND WATCH THE GAMES.
Genius defensive placement or dumb fucking luck?

You make the call.

Lo-p-p-p-pez,

defense!

Don't walk Andrus.
Jose got them boosties
If we can manage to get a lead, we should be able to go straight from Wash to Aardsma.
I really have no desire to see Washburn throw the eighth
You have a desire to see any of our relievers?
why? he's only at 92 pitches.
Would you rather see our bullpen?
Given that Washburn has tradtionally melted down around 90 pitches?

I’d like to see Lowe or Kelley. Olson would be fine too.

I would go with Olson.
Kinsler and Young lead off the eighth

so I don’t think that Olson would be that good of an option on second thought

I'd be alright with Lowe, I guess

Most of our bullpen terrifies me right now

Assuming Andrus gets out here.
How on earth has Washburn allowed only one run?

This is the sort of game that exposes ERA for the joke stat it is.

You'd think Washburn was a Ranger.

The way he gets talked about around here

He pitches like one, to be honest.
Accurately?
Yeah.

I just take offense to people criticizing a player’s success – lucky or not – from my team.

Get used to it here.
I am

Long time lurker here.

We appreciate Washburn's success a lot. A lot. But we don't delude ourselves about the fact that the underlying numbers suggest that he's due to crash back to earth.
And that's why I visit this site everyday
I hope that we win.
LANGERHANS!

Now we get our bottom 3 though

Ce:Deno is in that ground!
Goodie, our best hitters.
NO MAN IS AN ISLE

EXCEPT RYAN LANGERHANS.

I just want to say that I'm inordinately proud of this one.
Rally Time!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Langerhans Germanhands!
BUNT BUNT BUNT
Washburn has an ERA under 3 now.
IS THIS HOW THEY TEACH YOU TO BUNT IN MONTANA?
You know you're allowed to pull the bat back when the pitch isn't a strike Rob
So, take a strike

then bunt poorly on a ball.

You are testing my fanhood, Rob

You're currently a fan of Rob Johnson?
He might be now
I have been Rob Johnson's biggest fan all season.
Get on your knees
AND THEN YOU TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF
PRAY TO YOUR GOD MATTHEW
What.the.fuck.
... Not expecting that...
No fucking kidding.
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY FUCK I PREDICTED THAT

WHAT THE SHIT

Star predicting a World Series Championship damn you!
Holy shit. Rob Johnson?
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
ROB JOHNSON IS A HERO!
NO WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
BECAUSE ROB JOHNSON DID NOT JUST HIT HIS SECOND HOME RUN EVER
WHAT THE FUCK
ROB JOHNSON YOU ARE A MAJOR LEAGUE CALIBER PLAYER
ROB JOHNSON ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT

WHAT THE

HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Johnson!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First one of the season.

Wait, what?
BIGGEST CONTIBUTION ROB JOHNSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ummm.....

Robby!!!!(??????)

OH MY FRIGGIN GOODNESS!
The best part is how stunned everyone looks
WHAT IN THE HELL?
He knocked down the helmets!

Foreshadow?

NONONONONONONONONONON
MY JAW IS STILL HANGING
Let me just say... FUCK YEAH
I wasn't gonna comment in the GT tonight

But fucking hell that’s worth breaking my silence over.

.

Huh?

What's funny is that the broadcast mentioned it earlier in the game as well.

Something was in the air tonight, apparently.

How bad must Kevin Millwood feel to give up Rob Johnson's second-ever homer?
Hannahan doesn't fit in at all
Hannahan!!!!!!
Change of scenery
That hit reminded me of Jeff Clement for some reason.
HANNAHANANAHANAHANAHANA
Hey grabble, what's your little buddy "Nelson" doing right about now?
Hopefully taking an English class
Damn straight--that guy's ravings were insufferable. I commend you for trying to reason with him.
what
Why did Millwood start this inning anyways?
I love the new guy!
YES OUR OFFENSIVE SCRUBS ARE PULLING THROUGH.

TAKE THAT MILLWOOD! REGRESSION IS A BITCH!

HANNAWHOOOOOOO!
Alright!

And now here comes Eddie!

What's Johnson saying to Washburn?

“I just closed my eyes and swung THIS HARD”

Ronny needs to try that
I think you just want him to close his eyes
You have me figured out
That's what he already does
HANNAHAN!!!!!!!
Now for Ce:Deno to show up.
Also note that Jeff Francoeur went 2-for-4 with 2 RBIs today.

So this is just apparently one of those days when God says “hey, fuck probability” and lets ’er rip.

Timing couldn't be any better.

This game is critical.

Just drop a bunt, Cedeno.
Rob Johnson hit a homerun just now
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
Takes a bit of time to believe it, huh?
Turns out when I start a sentence with Ronny I have quite a drop down menu to choose from
Eddie Guardado in now?
Maddux needs to lend him some of that Grecian formula
Millwood looks sad

hahahaha

He gave up a homer to Rob friggin' Johnson and a double to Jack Hannahannahan.

You’d be glum too.

I really enjoyed the various Mariner reaction shots to Johnson's home run.
Wak's was the best.
Bemusement and amusement.
Bedard was all Bedard-y
Define.

You mean laconic and ho-hum? Or “pounding everyone on the back like a rock ’em sock ’em robot and grinning goofily” like he did after the Felix Slam?

He looked cute.
Could go either way then.

He did look lovable when cheering Felix on, after all.

He always looks warm and inviting
He always has a cute little face in the dugout
Always
You sound alarmingly like one of the hillbillies from Deliverance.

“You look jest like a hog, Erik.”

I know!

It was even more adorable than usual.

Matthew, I've got no problem admitting when I'm wrong,

but I’d love to see some numbers on innings pitched (both per game and overall), opponent scores, and the like. I’m not saying he’s an ace – I’m saying he’s been one of our more dependable pitchers. How much would public opinion differ if the poor bastard actually got run support when he pitched?

BTW - this is regarding my Washburn post in the other thread...
Essentially this would be basing opinion off him on W-L record

which we know is meaningless – instead a metric like tRA shows that based on his batted ball profile, he’s been ~average this season. It’s just that with our great defense, his fielding dependent stats look fantastic

Here you go

http://www.statcorner.com/pitcherSP.php?id=132220&team=SEA&year=2009&leag=A_L

So how does this make him worse than the other options we have (save for Felix)?
How is that relevant?

He has not been good. That he was better than other people is not relevant in the slightest.

See below in my response to Jeff.

If you have a house made of shit that happens to be standing fairly tall at the moment, why remove one of it’s walls?

Well why keep the house anyway when its made of shit?
Wait

are the walls shit? Who wants a shit house?

Plenty of African tribesmen, it would seem.

Though I guess they’d probably upgrade from baked cow dung to brick if they could.

That's African-American tribesmen, good sir

Dont wanna be racist now

Kudos for Bruno reference.
Someone who already smells horrible?
That doesn't make any sense.
Because only two of the walls are shit, and a lot of the furniture inside is shit

So you swap one of the shit walls for some nice furniture and replace the wall with another shit wall that you already had

Being one of our more dependable pitchers over the last few years doesn't really make him good
This.

The fallacy is caused by failing to acknowledge the ugly fact that we just haven’t have very good or reliable starting pitching. I mean, after Felix, what have you got? A lot of bullshit, that’s what.

Well I get that, but if we send him away we have even less.

Again, depending on what comes back to us.

Now is different than before.
That seems to apply to all trades
The difference between Washburn and guys like Olson, RRS, Jak, etc. isn't very big
Or, non-existent
I'm not 100% convinced of this but I am sure it is small
Right.

Hence “the difference between the two going forward is negligible.”

Plus we'd score more runs because Washburn is cursed
Get it done Ichiro, please.
Rob Johnson hit a HR.
SQUEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT

That works too...
Rob Johnson in HR derby
Does he get to use raquet balls?
Bret Boone part deux
By the way, credit to LoneStarBall for finding this

Rule 7.08(d) Comment: Runners need not “tag up” on a foul tip. They may steal on a foul tip. If a so-called tip is not caught, it becomes an ordinary foul. Runners then return to their bases.
(e) He fails to reach the next base before a fielder tags him or the base, after he has been forced to advance by reason of the batter becoming a runner. However, if a following runner is put out on a force play, the force is removed and the runner must be tagged to be put out. The force is removed as soon as the runner touches the base to which he is forced to advance, and if he overslides or overruns the base, the runner must be tagged to be put out. However, if the forced runner, after touching the next base, retreats for any reason towards the base he had last occupied, the force play is reinstated, and he can again be put out if the defense tags the base to which he is forced;

Huh

well I’ll be. Guess the ump got it right

That's a first.
You would be stunned at how many obscure baseball rules you have no idea about.

Was at a site the other day (maybe through Tango’s blog?) that quizzed you on several scenarios, and I got at least 40% of them wrong.

Well how about that

I just learned something that will likely never be applied again because who makes an idiot move like that anyway?

Fuck

YESSS!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Attaboy Ichiro good eye good hustle way to go
This game is so good it's better than Pavement's second album, that's how good it feels right now.

I’m listening to both simultaneously and I’m actually enjoying the game more.

Brighten The Corners?
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain.

GODDAMMIT I HATE CAUGHT STEALINGS.

yeah,

I kinda stopped following them after they stopped sounding just like a more melodic The Fall. I guess that would be 1992

Muscle Time

It better leave

FYI on Marlon Byrd Out at 2B

Rule 7.08(e) (http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/official_info/official_rules/runner_7.jsp) states:

(e) He fails to reach the next base before a fielder tags him or the base, after he has been forced to advance by reason of the batter becoming a runner. However, if a following runner is put out on a force play, the force is removed and the runner must be tagged to be put out. The force is removed as soon as the runner touches the base to which he is forced to advance, and if he overslides or overruns the base, the runner must be tagged to be put out. However, if the forced runner, after touching the next base, retreats for any reason towards the base he had last occupied, the force play is reinstated, and he can again be put out if the defense tags the base to which he is forced;

Grumpy face Ichiro
The hell was that Ichiro?
Oh, Ichiro.

One of the few times you are wrong.

His finely attuned leg radar failed him.
Haven't had a "should've been a two-run homer" homer yet.
Well, we'll have to settle for a

“should be first-and-second-with-no-outs”

One out?
I was thinking that.
Branyan walks a lot more than I thought he would.
Has Russ had a multi-homer game?
Not with us.
Wow, You'd think he'd have one by now.
LOAFIEBOMB TIME
Yep, he bombed.
(it was a line drive, though)
Damn.

Almost 1st and 2nd one out.

I don't really know why Ichiro would ever steal with Branyan up next.

Odds are higher for a HR or walk than a single.

He's been hitting into a lot more double plays since the @ SD series.
He has hit into two
That's a lot more then 0 on a scale of 0-3
Wow Michael Young has actually looked good defensively this series

Why is Lowe coming in? Washburn is at like 92 pitches.

Because when he sees a lead he usually gives it right back.
I kind of question Lowe over Wash here

Depends on who is coming up though…haven’t looked.

Kinsler/Young/Hamilton I believe.
Eh.

Only one lefty and Kinsler has crushed some balls off of him.

got to protect Washburn's sub 3 ERA.
Wow

I seem to have missed quite a bit around here this evening…

Now then, which pants-shitting nervewracking reliever experience will we get tonight?
Diabeetus #1
Betancourt doesn't make that play.
Bullpen Roulette Wheel time!
Cedeno makes me feel warm inside on occasion
Lowe is throwing strike tonight.
Ronny!

Okay one more then we can get to Olson.

Why do I have more confidence in Olson than the rest of our pen?

He is yet to implode in a relief appearance.
Groundballs!
Good job Mark Lowe
So why did Lowe stop throwing his change?
Mysticism
God dammit Civ 2
Stop tempting me with old games
This is what happens when your woman goes out of town isn't it?
LLLJ

DO NOT DOWNLOAD CIV 2 IT WILL CONSUME YOU

The only cure is to switch to Starcraft.

Unfortunately the cure is worse than the disease.

SIM CITY
Sim City got old in two hours
A great but not often mention sim game is Sim Tower.
YES
SOMEONE SEND THIS TO ME
I still have it somewhere.

You should have asked.

Dear Overlord of Lookout Landing

please send me Sim Tower.

Thanks!

The only thing is I downloaded it from somewhere and my computer was too fast since Sim Tower probably was ment to run on like a pentium 60

and I couldn’t find out how to slow it down.

Windows compatibility mode?
I remember trying it and it slowed it down a liiiiittle bit but not enough.

I really want to try it again though now that it’s been brought up.

The people who built the BGCC would have benefited from this game.

29 stories and two elevators is NOT ENOUGH

THAT IS PERFECT

I want an earthquake

Yes but then you discover the disaster menu
Reconstruction is always 100% gay
F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D
RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE

F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D-F-U-N-D

I know it's not a popular aspect,

but come on, the South really got screwed post-Civil War and it remains a sensitive subject to some. Please do not mock all those people by calling it a homophobic slur.

The South is fags
I'll show you a gay antebellum to prove it
Prepare to be re-owned.
You know what game didn't get old? Populous.

Anyone else remember that?

SAM AND MAX HIT THE ROAD.

CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND.
BETRAYAL AT KRONDOR.

Long live the 486.

Leisure Suit Larry

King’s Quest
Space Quest
Police Quest
but most importantly Goblins, Gobliins, and Gobliiins 3. Sierra fucking owned back then.

Sierra did all those?

Tribes was my favorite. Also I was strangely addicted to Alpha Centauri, on the original subject of Sid Meier games.

Yeah Sierra really knows how to make a point and click adventure game.
Sierra didn't do Gobliiins, did they?
Never played any of those. But I'm surprised that you pimped Sierra yet forgot to mention Gabriel Knight.
I actually never played that.
I bought the enitre collection of King's Quest, Space Quest, and Police Quest two years ago.

My computer can’t run them because it is too fast.

Along with the Monkey Island series, these are some of the best games ever made.

You know about Dos Box?

It’s a slightly more complicated version of an emulator that will play pretty much all old dos games perfectly. I bet you could get it to work with games you install even though I use DOS roms. If you download the program that fixes the sound (can’t remember the name right now) you get completely playable, full games.

I love DosBox.

It made Betrayal At Krondor playable again for me.

SCUMM VM is where the awesome is

See above, but I’ve been using the hell out of it lately

Police Quest was the first computer game I ever played.
Police Quest 4 was probably the first game that gave me nightmares.
I've been playing CMI the last couple days

After having played through the first two last week. Also have Full Throttle, Sam and Max, and Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis to get me through the rest of the summer

You want old? Try busting out Dungeon Master some time.

Still holds up well.

I only ever played like four video games
I played part of some Mario game with my niece when she was in the hospital....

does that count?

My dad still thinks it's the greatest computer game he's ever played.

Greatest strategy game, at least. Better even than the sequels.

Do you find yourself starting a new civ often?

I hate when I am going well and then some barbarians or another civ comes and ruins everything early.

I'll never get those weeks worth of playing time back
I was up until 5:30 somehow!
Do yourself a favor

and play civ 4 with the expansions. Civ 2 is great and all but Civ 4 will leave you drooling at the computer wondering where last week went.

HOW IS THAT GOOD
Depends what the alternative is
If your woman is gone.
I would literally die
That is not surprising in the least
I love it.

I actually bought my desktop a new hard-drive solely so I could play that game again.

This is a fantastic all-purpose answer to every question.
I finally saw the Wilson DP

Nice.

Hamilton will take him deep.
Who are you and why are you pissing me off?
He probably sells cocaine

So he knows what he’s talking about, if you know what I mean

LOL, just the matchup wasn't good. LH against a RH flame thrower.
Please do not use chatspeak like LOL
As godawful as "LOL" is, I confess I has a soft spot for the term "LOLOCAUST."
*have.

God, I inadvertently made my post seem more chatspeaky.

Blame "I can haz cheezburger" night.
Yes Rizzs Olson has looked great in all of his two relief appearances
Who is Rizzs Olson and is he any good?
I just told you he has looked great
He is an easy to please man that is full of life and love for baseball.
Bedard is growing some jowls
Yeah, he will have one of those triple deck jaws by time he is 40.
Bedard even talks to Kenji. He's such a nice guy
That looked like somewhat of a change
Go sniff some more CoKe!
These jokes need to get more creative
I''m sorry...
So far so good.
Was that a changeup?
Commercial mind melt.

Why is Dex the annoying yellow pages guy freaking out the small blizzard loving child in the kitchen there?

FUCK. My online game stream died, and I'm at a house without FSN.
Sims beckons you to the radio in a surprising Latino accent.
Gutierrez!

Anyone else attending his Bobblehead night?

Quite possibly
I always seem to get to games where the only giveaway is to the 14-and-under
Got myself some tickets earlier today.

Just a heads up, if you put DREAM into the promo box, field tickets are only $30.

Only hell yeah.
Time for a Langerblast
When Is Rob Johnson bobblehead night?
I don't know if I should make the dirty joke here
I am sure Johnson will get his "bobblehead" for that GAME WINNING HR!
These jokes are better left unsaid
I decided to keep it up above
Rob Johnson bobblehead night is whenever he bobbles his head whilst performing oral gratification on other dudes
...

and yet I rec'd it anyway
DANCE FOR ME, SOCK
It was funnier left as mere implication.

Although it does have a certain anti-humor humor when spelled out in grinding detail.

That's the joke, I think.
I wouldn't have used whilst if it weren't
Yeah, that's why I did a bit of CYA in my post.
Every night.
WE'RE WINNING
WE'RE WINNING AND I'M HERE TO SEE IT
*cue random power outage
WE DID THAT AS MARINER FANS
Here we go now.
Jones, Blalock and Byrd? We can do this.
Now that was a sexy sexy play
HANNAHANNAHANNAHAN
Hammerhands Hannahan!
I like this Hannahan fellow
I can't wait for the first time Hannahan gets hit in the balls by something
Does he roll commando

Like Beltre?

I just want to say that he got it in the bananahammock
Hannahan and Langerhans need a duel bobble head night.
Dual
A set whose hands you can link together to make one big bobble.
Dammit, I knew "duel" didn't look right when i typed it.
No, actually i'm surprised you corrected yourself.
YES

The first ever double-headed bobble head night.

LANGERHANNAHANS!

GET UP GET UP YOU FUCKERS OFF YOUR LAZY ASSES STAND UP
There are a lot of clean-cut-type young men on this team all of a sudden.
Just the way Baker likes it!
That man in yellow is wearing a Bollocks t-shirt
I saw that as well
The football covering their precious jewels one?
FINISH IT BABY
Splitter?

If so, more of that please.

D.J. Putzma.
Holy shit Langerhans played that PERFECTLY
Hmmm they just said that on tv
ARE YOU READING LL?
So that's where Jeff gets all of his analysis
And Loafie made a real lazy tag attempt
Why must you always give me a heart attack Aardsma?
God Lopez is so slow at making the turn to tag
No problem. No problem.
Thank god for Safeco...
Yes, that homer would have killed us.
Man, he is just DETERMINED to get to 2nd base.
Thanks Safeco

Happy Birthday!

Celebrate with a blown save!

For old time’s sake

We've got the right guy to walk the world!
Ahhhhhh, poo
That was a dramatic double
Why risk it there down 3 runs?
He probably didn't expect Langerhans to play it that well
Okay, how about a piddling ground-out here?
Nelso Cruz is scary. I wish we had him
His eyebrows are very manly.
Just strike him out already.
STOP THIS AARDSMA
NOT THAT THOUGH!

WOOOO

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
We've got this game in the bag
PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erik Bedard has a very serious face.
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
Halfway to 90!
WE HAVE VICTORY!
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN

HUGE WIN

PURE HEAT STRIKEOUT

LET’S TAKE 3 OUT OF 4 HOMOS

K inserted!

Game over.

I like the new blood.
Is Washburn still lucky or is he actually pretty good?
Unthinkably lucky
2.96 ERA. Must sell high, Jack.
Better than last year, still really lucky.
He sure does like throwing high fastballs
We will not be 8 1/2 back after this series!
5 at the most!
Clinched Worst Case Scenario!
Rob Johnson hit a home run and we won because of it
My goodness!
Tonight, I don't hate him.
That's a blog title.
My brain cannot process this.
Should've been Gutierrez
I still hate him.
Ew CERA. Ew.
Rob Johnson messed up Saltalamacchia's CERA.
Thank goodness they dragged Rob's CERA into the postgame interview.
Yeah I was refering to that. Ew.
CERA is such a digusting stat.

I hate that in a year where the broadcasters finally using stats like RZR and UZR, they are using CERA as well.

I will be behind homeplate tomorrow

Should I bring a snarky frowny Cedeno sign?

Diamond club?
I dunno.

I was told behind homeplate so I’ll probably be in the second deck. Wont get to actually see the ticket until tomorrow.

Probably 300's
that, or a "don't hurt yourself, Bedard" sign
He might see it and get distracted and hurt himself
he might sneeze and hurt himself
I knew they wouldn't start Johnson in a day game after a night game but this seems a little extreme
Double sided sign with :Cedeno for bad ab/plays and Ce:Deno for good ab/plays
I like this idea.
One side sad, the other side the happy C:Deno one

so you can flip between them, commenting on his game as it goes.

How many CW's does Rob Johnson have?
This better stand for Catcher Wins.

Nice.

Yes, you are correct.
Thank you Chuck Armstrong for not trading Jarrod Washburn last year, because he might actually get you more this year.

The team that loses on the Roy Holliday sweepstake might over pay for Washburn.

Man, maybe Chuck Armstrong knew that he would get more this year.

Which is why he nixed the deal.

He's a genius.
I don't how to imagine a world in which this would happen.
You know how awesome Jack Z has been?

Imagine him with 12M more to play with.

Not trading Jarrod Washburn was stupid then, and it is just as stupid now.

Man, Washburn's ERA under 3. TRADE HIM
Johnson and Washburn package...
He's going to be with us for the rest of the year.

And then sign with the Royals.

Do we get 2 draft picks if that happens?
No.

But if he’s a Type B, we’ll get one pick.

But that's assuming we offer him arbitration.

Which probably won’t happen anyway.

Will Washburn be a Type A FA if we keep him through the season?
Type-C ish, but we probably won't even offer him arbitration anyway because he might accept and we're on the hook for 12 million a year with a crappy below average pitcher int 2010
I like the idea of packaging him and his catcher and getting rid of both of them by the deadline.
Johnson is about 3/5 of our rotation's catcher now.

And to that I say, for one night, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Joh's caught 8 games, Rob 7 ...
Since Joh's coming off the DL?
Yup.
And he'll catch another tomorrow
I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR DEFENSE
This defense is amazing
Talking to yourself is awesome, isn't it?

I’m being serious.

This defense makes me crazy
Yes, the defense is awesome, and can make a person crazy.

Go defense go.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS GOOD AND WELCOME NEWS
Jack Wilson sure has a lot of Web Gems
Washburn better go to a good defensive team, because that's the difference between his last year's ERA and this year's ERA.
Jeff.
I predict it will be that error that kills us.

I somehow imagine that you’re happy to be wrong

Ranger Pitching!

Hey Jeff, now that Ranger pitching has owned the M’s, do you feel silly? Oh……

Rangers pitching is good!

Don’t you know!?

We have one of the worst offenses in baseball.
You haven't checked out San Diego's offense yet. At least we haven't been no-hit by a 5+ ERA pitcher who lost his starting spot.
It's too bad he didn't say "one of"
At least we have 3 above average offensive players in Ichi, Russell and Guti. Besides Gonzales, who else in the SD lineup is above average?
Hairston!

Oh wait…

Our offense currently ranks 28th in baseball.
We were by far the worst

Just a few weeks ago. Now if only we could get someone to fill in for Cedeno…

I do not recall our offense ranking "by far" 30th any time recently.
And yes, San Diego's offense is likely worse than ours.
Nope! They're awful
Go for 3-1 boys!

CLOSE OUT THE FIRST HALF WITH A BANG!

You know, I'm sitting here staring at my Morrow

Bobblehead happy that he’s no longer pitching for the big team.

Rob Johnson has 4 CW this month.Kenji Johjima only 2.

Rob is more valuable.

Washburn pitches pretty well

for being a below average AL starter

I would say he pitches exactly like a below average AL starter
I disagree

He has a pretty good ERA

And that means nothing
Well it means the other team doesn't score many runs when he pitches

Which tends to be a good thing for the Mariners

Why are these comments just now appearing
I've noticed an above average influx of them.
I thought you were in timeout
He is

This is bogus.

How is that even possible?
I would love to know

perhaps he has a really really really really really slow connection.

It's because you warned him, not banned him.

Moron.

Whoops a doodle

Force of habit. I hate boxing people because I usually forget to let them back out.

Funny story!
Who did we forget?
When you open that box up now all you're going to find is a pathetic little skeleton gripping the bars.

Sad.

I enjoy how you pluralized it.

No, I just have a bad habit of doing the exact same thing.

Poor Fogel.

Actually, fuck that guy.

Suck his dick? Like hell I will.

You'd rather fuck him?
See what you get, Fogel?

I got your favorite player traded to Mariner purgatory.

I believe you are to suck Johnson's first
Was the apostrophe necessary?
FREE FOGEL
More people will come if you tell people there's a free Fogel!
what is a fogel?
South Park reference

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Hat

Fogel’s just a commenter’s name

thanks, I don't watch that show.
Please capitalize.
I am a Fogel!
It seems quite real.
You want to try actually closing the door to the box next time
Boy is there egg on my face
Otherwise the horses are already out
You seem to have an outdated way of evaluating pitchers.

The other team not scoring many runs falls just as much, roughly, on the defense, as the pitcher.

Way to completely ignore the defense playing behind him
Yes please be more patronising to your betters
Patroni"z"ing
You're going on timeout now
You are aware that in some parts of the world people actually spell according to the rules of actual English

Are you so fucking retarded that you’ve been around LL for months without picking up on the fact that I’m not American? Considering your posting history I’m leaning towards ‘yes’.

We won a war...

To spell however we want. Sure, aluminium makes sense on the column, but it sounds silly. And why have a z if you never use it? The Kinks understood (read the back of their first album), and they’re as British as can be. The Beatles may have stolen the limelight, but The Kinks were the real trailblazers.

He's not telling you how to spell, he's telling you not to tell others how to spell
InternationaLL waters!
While I get your point

If you take a second to say the word “patronizing” out loud, you will see that the Z is pretty clearly pronounced in it

In the same way he doesn't spell like us, he doesn't talk like us

SHOCKING

WHY DOES EVERYONE AFFILIATED WITH THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON HAVE THE WIT AND INTELLECT OF A STROMATOLITE
I think you answered your own question.
Excellent use of extinct pre-Cambrian species for comparative purposes

[golf claps]

There are still stromatolites being laid down in Australia I believe

Shark Bay has some colonies?

Wikipedia says yes!
Which I learned because I had never heard of a stromatolite until you used it as an insult.
You are correct
There are also a few more but they are remote and practically inaccessible

Shark Bay is pretty much the only place ordinary people can see them

That's what I get for not confirming with wikipedia before posting.

If memory serves correctly, the fossil versions are among the most ancient evidence of life on earth.

I do love reading up on evolutionary science in my spare time.

This is fabulous.
Yes because the word "cruise"

is clearly meant to be spelled “cruz”

The Mexicans obviously know something they're not telling us.
He seems to have made a decent career..

With that spelling. And it’s certainly better than Chone.

Nelson Cruise!
BECAUSE WORDS ARE PRONOUNCED DIFFERENTLY IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES HOLY FUCKING CHRIST
HEY I JUST MANAGED TO SAY PATRONISING WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A RETARD AND RESORTING TO USING A "Z".
he should probably give about 5M of salary to the defense.
It would be pretty awesome if he bought all the outfielders each a car or something.

Not that our outfield needs anymore wheels!

Maybe KC will sign him to a 5 year 55M contract to provide veteran leadership to their club house.
Gil Meche was an amazing signing. Dayton Moore is damned good at scouting and projecting future performance (Callaspo, Soria, Meche, Bannister)

It’s just that he’s worse than blind when evaluating present value of players.

I'm not even sure I believe this anymore

I’m starting to think he’s just been wildly lucky

Kung fu Panda might be the best nickname in baseball. I love Pablo Sandoval.
See? Zito is still good for something
Seriously, how are the Giants good?

I mean, having a guy pitch a No-No who was about to be demoted. They’re playing out of their minds.

They have a dynamite pitching staff
Yup, I get that

Despite Zito.

Their pitching staff is phenomenal.

And Pablo Sandoval is a good player.

Although they need another bat

If they are going to have any chance for the playoffs (probably not in any case because the Dodgers are so far ahead and the WC will be tough).

Aaron Rowand is also underrated

But I’m surprised to see his defense has dropped off, according to UZR. Used to be great and still makes some good plays.

I wonder if he's a little timid

After hurting himself smashing into the wall with the Phillies.

He's an aging centerfielder

that’s the whole reason why that contract was insane in the first place

matt Cain is pretty good, and that local guy drafted after Morrow is currently probably the most valuable player after Pujols.
Ah Brandon

Enjoy Tacoma dude, I can’t believe we made a bobble-head of him.

Next year's bobblehead schedual won't include him.

We can have Branyan (if re-signed), Ichiro, Guti, Aardsma and Felix for next year.

Needs more Lopez.
Hmmm...interesting nickname. I like Fat Ichiro for him still, though.

What are other players in MLB who have great nicknames?

No matter how many you hear, nothing is going to beat Fat Ichiro
Was Fat Ichiro

started by M’s fans or Giants fans?

I believe it was McCovey Chronicles
Yay! The Subway en espanol commercial is on again!
Oh man

If I were a Giants fan, I would absolutely get one:

Is he really 5'11"? They list him as 5'11" and 246 pounds.
I mean Kung fu panda.
Player height and weight numbers are astonishingly unreliable (they update them about once in a guy's career it seems like)

It might be something to ask McCovey Chronicles if you’re really interested, I guess.

Jesus

That guy looks to have a pretty good defensvie range. what a nimble guy at 3B
Surprisingly, not bad. He has some real spring in his step.

He’ll probably move to first in a couple years unless he can lose some weight and keep it off, though, but even guys that gain only muscle tend to lose range from that.

I like to think it was an NBC local news alert

just to show how fat he was.

Billy Bush would call him gross
The Rangers really only had 2 hits tonight? Or did you just not update it?
That's automated and I have nothing to do with it

They had five.

Yes you do Jeff, you have everything to do with it.
When the numbers in the Mariner batting innings columnn read NEGATIVE one that one time, I thought that was you or M/G doing it at first.
Which would have been brilliant.
I think that's because the javascript run into a divide by 0 exception or something like that.
When you divide by zero, I'm fairly certain you don't get a negative number
Accountability. It is all about accountability.

Baker told me as much. You need to learn some.

Postgame caller voted Rob for first half MVP because the pitchers are so much better this year than last.

Shannon helpfully pointed out that Rick Adair, John Wetteland and even Jason Phillips have something to do with both improved pitching and improved catching.

I was in the car with my dad and heard that, I mentioned to him how the people at a blog I follow would be laughing at that.
BAHAHAHAHA

Also, I don’t think there’s a person in the world who could be nicer about explaining effectively than Drayer.

That's the damn truth.
Oh, and did you notice that that guys name was Jester?
maybe the caller doesn't understand the value of defense?
If Joh catches tomorrow, Rob wil only have caught 10 more games than Kenji, even with all of the time on the DL.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Janet's MVP of the first half would be teamwork.
I voted for sunshine.
And lollipops?
A nice surprise, someone votes Endy Chavez for getting the team off to a hot start
Wasn't Endy actually our most valuable player (in WAR terms) for almost the entire month of April?
The spirit of youth got robbed
So a GM, manager, and coaches are now players?
Most Valuable Person?

Most Valuable Positronic?

Janet's day time job is a corporate recruiter.
It was hard to be at the game last night watching so many wasted opportunities go by.

Tonight makes it feel better. And I’m in love with GMZ.

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