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by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 12, 2009 3:31 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
We have scored a remarkably unimpressive five runs.
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gregrabble - July 12, 2009 reply
Liebkartoffel - July 12, 2009 reply
Just like in 2001.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009 reply
Matthew - July 12, 2009 reply
I remember some folks would hang it over the edge of the left field bleachers every time we get 2 outs starting around July if not earlier.
Kermit. - July 12, 2009 reply
Because we sucked, as was usual, until August 1995 when all of a sudden we became awesome.
Robert - July 12, 2009 reply
Don’t you remember game 5 at the Dome? The day the Mariners earned Seattle’s love in many ways, so awesome.
What the fuck?
The Dome?
Either that or you’re like 11.
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009 reply
But very advanced for his age.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009 reply
joof - July 12, 2009 reply
royalcurve - July 12, 2009 reply
He’s something of the resident prankster around here, but he means well.
Every blog needs one.
You fuckers all bought it.
I donated part of it to the LL fund, but I think Jeff may have used it to buy a jersey.
BrianL - July 12, 2009 reply
kevin_ess - July 12, 2009 reply
I’ll send you the press clippings. It was terribly exciting
So I would have thought you’d remember it, oh well.
so 7 should be OK, too.
seattlebruin - July 13, 2009 reply
He’s a little simple and he gets angry when you imply he’s stupid.
I only watch the Mariners cause I’m living in Seattle.
msb - July 12, 2009 reply
Weird.
How could I have made such a foolish error!
And the slogan for the 2009 Mariners is born
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009 reply
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009 reply
And needs more playing time.
OceanBird - July 12, 2009 reply
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009 reply
cogs - July 12, 2009 reply
pmc47 - July 12, 2009 reply
Today always felt like we were winning.
abender20 - July 12, 2009 reply
The way in which we are winning is by using impressive intangibles that have been impressively used as weapons at the most opportune times.
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009 reply
Rudy4three - July 12, 2009 reply
Best thing my dad’s managed to think up all weekend.
Xux - July 12, 2009 reply
If not, inform him
I’ve learned all sorts of things from lurking here this season, and that’s certainly one of them. Unfortunately, he just likes to think up dumb names. His previous try this afternoon was “Metro Magic!” for Franklin.
Come to get us a 3-1 series win!
One run is all I ask
JBell523 - July 12, 2009 reply
Heydude - July 12, 2009 reply
esoteric - July 12, 2009 reply
Trade him! We’ll buy.
LauraBu - July 12, 2009 reply
MFAN - July 12, 2009 reply
I thought it was illegal to put foreign substances on the baseball for pitching purposes.
Willie Mays Haze - July 12, 2009 reply
Any word on where his fastball was sitting?
He’s good when he uses that changeup
I’m just going to keep making the same joke until it gets not funny. Then I will continue until it gets funny again.
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009 reply
Nice work
tbirdad - July 12, 2009 reply
Well done Lowe!
Perhaps that is what Krueger was getting at.
bluemax - July 12, 2009 reply
No, Rick. That’s a swing.
steals the souls of toddlers and puggle puppies.
meant to say “Change up”.
LOVE IT!
Nate Dogg - July 12, 2009 reply
What a bunch of balloey.
Why can’t they just lose?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009 reply
THERE’S A FREAKING GAME GOING ON
so it’s better this way.
Gihyou - July 12, 2009 reply
yet
Over the break.
That is also the exact some dance move the guy who won the rally fries did!
WTF is our guy doing on the right?
So THAT’s why we sent him down :-).
Schuxu - July 12, 2009 reply
who appears to be trying to blow a ball of fire onto the field.
Eyeball Kid - July 12, 2009 reply
13 by my count on their 25-man roster.
That would require Aardsma blowing this save
Enjoy your break, you deserve it.
Let’s rock!
And they couldn’t prevent Jack from being scrappy
Unfortunately it doesn’t have any penis jokes
With our new 3B and rampant diabetes in the pitching staff
Actually loud!
seattlebruin - July 12, 2009 reply
sighs
hate this asshole.
with the weird tooth rope thing. Right before the first pitch to Murphy.
TheTank123 - July 12, 2009 reply
tootthekazoo - July 12, 2009 reply
either that or a strange paralellogram that doesn’t include the inside corner to righties
wouldn’t an inverted “W” be an “M”?
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO END THE FIRST HALF
Crystal for DH - July 12, 2009 reply
WE WIN!
so does Wak get on the plane first and put on the earphones really quickly, or delay until the last so that he can avoid sitting near Jr?
3 OUT OF 4 FROM TEXAS
YES!
NOW GET BUSY JACK
Zu Long - July 12, 2009 reply
Yay Bill Krueger.
russak - July 12, 2009 reply
Turns out it isn’t drag racing, as the info button would lead you to believe.
On MLB.com. FOR FREE.
JY - July 12, 2009 reply
It’s a great story, so they say.
Rob Johnson.
Like a deformed version of Simon Pegg’s face
Then it won’t really matter
lemonverbena - July 12, 2009 via mobile reply
Fifth best ERA! Shiny!
Simple fractions
SW!
Look 6 wins! 6! Trade! Trade! Trade!
Slurvey - July 12, 2009 reply
Vinnie is hosting the postgame show.
Trenchtown - July 12, 2009 reply
Snowman1025 - July 12, 2009 reply
It’s also fun to shout “Nippert” many, many times.
OlSalty - July 12, 2009 reply
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Lowe then Aardsma?
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
It's the Mariner way.
Liebkartoffel - July 12, 2009
Two outs, SO WHAT?
Just like in 2001.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
1995.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
But we actually had the sign in 2001
I remember some folks would hang it over the edge of the left field bleachers every time we get 2 outs starting around July if not earlier.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
1995.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Refuse to lose
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
Yup 1995 was the "Refuse to Lose" year.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
I don't think it kicked in until late in the season, I can't remember now
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
Yes
Because we sucked, as was usual, until August 1995 when all of a sudden we became awesome.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Didn't we actually make the playoffs that year?
Robert - July 12, 2009
Of course
Don’t you remember game 5 at the Dome? The day the Mariners earned Seattle’s love in many ways, so awesome.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
The Dome?
What the fuck?
Matthew - July 12, 2009
What, I can't call the Kingdome
The Dome?
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
What the hell is the Kingdome?
Matthew - July 12, 2009
You are just yanking my chain aren't you?
Either that or you’re like 11.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
A brilliant 11
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
He's actually ten.
But very advanced for his age.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
That's not COPPA compliant.
joof - July 12, 2009
Matthew is 38.
Robert - July 12, 2009
Hey.
royalcurve - July 12, 2009
Golly gee.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Just ignore Matthew.
He’s something of the resident prankster around here, but he means well.
Liebkartoffel - July 12, 2009
Got it
Every blog needs one.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Nothing beats the time I convinced everyone that the Rays were going to be good in 2008.
You fuckers all bought it.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
I have friends who think I'm a baseball genius because of this prediction.
joof - July 12, 2009
I won money because of this prediction.
I donated part of it to the LL fund, but I think Jeff may have used it to buy a jersey.
BrianL - July 12, 2009
Sigh.
kevin_ess - July 12, 2009
There was a one game playoff! Griffy saved saved the season!
I’ll send you the press clippings. It was terribly exciting
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
Sir, I love you.
Liebkartoffel - July 12, 2009
I was a Yankee fan till recently so I didn't really care about Mariner stuff till after the 04 season
Robert - July 12, 2009
It was against the Yankees
So I would have thought you’d remember it, oh well.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Robert is only 8 years old
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
My wife is going need some explaining
Robert - July 12, 2009
Remember, if she's only nine it's acceptable.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
(n/2)+3 rule
so 7 should be OK, too.
seattlebruin - July 13, 2009
Be gentle with Robert.
He’s a little simple and he gets angry when you imply he’s stupid.
Liebkartoffel - July 12, 2009
I only followed them from 96 to 04 than I became a Sawk fan.
I only watch the Mariners cause I’m living in Seattle.
Robert - July 12, 2009
And both were fan-created slogans
msb - July 12, 2009
For some reason I've alway credited Niehaus with the "two outs.." and Buhner with the refuse to lose
Weird.
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
Shit.
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
Oh, shit. Really?
How could I have made such a foolish error!
Matthew - July 12, 2009
"Well-opportuned success spot"
And the slogan for the 2009 Mariners is born
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
That was classic.
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009
Because Shelton is the man
And needs more playing time.
OceanBird - July 12, 2009
Guess who gets the win if this lead holds?
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
Tits
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Oh what a tangled tit web we weave.
cogs - July 12, 2009
He did it on purpose.
msb - July 12, 2009
You're just unimpressed because the majority of our singles have been dirtier than the ones on the floor at Deja Vu.
pmc47 - July 12, 2009
How long have you been waiting to crack out that gem
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
I feel legitimately bad that a team has to lose to us today
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I disagree.
Today always felt like we were winning.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
I feel the need to interject that we have not yet won
Robert - July 12, 2009
THANK YOU
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
I am now confident in our abilty to win
Robert - July 12, 2009
We are like black people and white people
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Water is dry
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Living in perfect harmony?
msb - July 12, 2009
I disagree...
The way in which we are winning is by using impressive intangibles that have been impressively used as weapons at the most opportune times.
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009
How very exacting of us.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
I havent been all that impressed with Texas today.
Rudy4three - July 12, 2009
Neither have I but have you seen how we scored our runs?
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I take it you don't find our singles attack all that impressive?
Rudy4three - July 12, 2009
Rob Getting-The-Job-Done Johnson
Best thing my dad’s managed to think up all weekend.
Xux - July 12, 2009
Does your dad know that Rob Johnson sucks
If not, inform him
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Oh, I have.
I’ve learned all sorts of things from lurking here this season, and that’s certainly one of them. Unfortunately, he just likes to think up dumb names. His previous try this afternoon was “Metro Magic!” for Franklin.
Xux - July 12, 2009
Can we just refer to him as RMFJ?
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009
I like "CQS"
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Rob Johnson in the old days when he played against Sing Sing
msb - July 12, 2009
Pitch Lowe, sweet Chariot
Come to get us a 3-1 series win!
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Jeter, Teixiera, AROD
One run is all I ask
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
You would think this trio could score a run.
Heydude - July 12, 2009
Not when we care about it!
esoteric - July 12, 2009
It's down to Bitch Tits
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
FUCK A ROD
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
That's how it works, yes
abender20 - July 12, 2009
So I hate the Angels again
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Rebar? Sexy!
kevin_ess - July 12, 2009
All against a lefty closer too
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Geez, the Halos play better without Torii Hunter
Trade him! We’ll buy.
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
I'd rather see Olson to face Hamilton-Jones-Blalock...but whatever.
MFAN - July 12, 2009
I'm not sure if I want to find out what Lowe's Rubout slider is
abender20 - July 12, 2009
I wish Bill would do the broadcast every day!
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009
Thanks, I'd blocked that out for five minutes
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
"A rub out slider"?
I thought it was illegal to put foreign substances on the baseball for pitching purposes.
Willie Mays Haze - July 12, 2009
Sounds like RRS did good today.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
The line looks good.
Any word on where his fastball was sitting?
BrianL - July 12, 2009
7IP, 2H, 1BB, 4K, 84 pitches, 9GO, 7FO
Matthew - July 12, 2009
He's a Major League Pitcher, you know.
msb - July 12, 2009
Nice pitch!
cogs - July 12, 2009
CJ Wilson looks like he goes to the petting zoo to pet the petters
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Wooooooooo!
BrianL - July 12, 2009
Nice inning by Lowe
He’s good when he uses that changeup
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
CH!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Kenji may have more CS, but Rob is setting up for another CS
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
This bout of cleverness is getting fresher by the minute!
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Hehe
I’m just going to keep making the same joke until it gets not funny. Then I will continue until it gets funny again.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
m's need a dp rite here
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
A classic!
abender20 - July 12, 2009
So Lowe has looked outstanding these last few days
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I wonder why. It's almost like he's starting to mix in an other pitch, a slower pitch...
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Maybe he reads USSM
Robert - July 12, 2009
So Lowe has looked sexy lately
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Nice!
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
yeah lowe!
Nice work
tbirdad - July 12, 2009
SIT THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK DOWN!!!
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
UNO DOS TRES!
Well done Lowe!
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
YOUR BREAKING BALLS ARE MAKING ME HOT
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Do they make you want to rub one out?
Perhaps that is what Krueger was getting at.
bluemax - July 12, 2009
That'll do, pig.
abender20 - July 12, 2009
"Called strike three!"
No, Rick. That’s a swing.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Mark Lowe's Slider...
steals the souls of toddlers and puggle puppies.
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009
Epic Fail...
meant to say “Change up”.
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009
That was a sick strikeout pitch
LOVE IT!
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
So would it be unreasonable to hope that Lowe has figured it out all of a sudden?
Nate Dogg - July 12, 2009
This has happened once before this year I believe
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
To hope?
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Would it be unreasonable to expect Lowe to have figured it out and be consistently good going forward?
Nate Dogg - July 12, 2009
It would be a stretch
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Take, Ronny!
cogs - July 12, 2009
HOLY SHIT
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
D'aw Ronny
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Well now.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
4-pitch walk to Cedeno should get you immediately sent down.
cogs - July 12, 2009
AHAHAHAHA
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Oh dear.
BrianL - July 12, 2009
A-Rod strikes out. Yankees get swept.
What a bunch of balloey.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
Damn you Kate Hudson
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
"..we'll be in the Hudson..."
cogs - July 12, 2009
This upsets me to no end
Why can’t they just lose?
Willie Mays Haze - July 12, 2009
Anyone else find it pathetic that Jeter, Tex, and A-Rod couldn't do ANYTHING against Brian Fuentes?
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Nothing better than walking Cedeno
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
Fuck the Yankees and the Angels.
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
This is the fucking thanks we get for taking 2 out of 3 from the Red Sox
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Ball 6...not a strike
cogs - July 12, 2009
First time Ronny's reached base three times
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Not with NOLA it isn't.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
So these are the secrets I spill after too many beers.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Apparently it's not just secrets that you're spilling after too many beers
abender20 - July 12, 2009
My goodness
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
He's on fire today.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
I had a near death experience this morning so my mind is sharp.
abender20 - July 12, 2009
It appears that you did not fall so I find this near-death thing hard to believe.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
HARROWING
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Fine, how about near-pretty battered and maybe concussed
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Did the concussion knock you back to your senses?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
near-maybe concussed. I didn't crash
abender20 - July 12, 2009
I think we just looped ourselves
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
You spill other things
Robert - July 12, 2009
Too slow
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Too slow
abender20 - July 12, 2009
My beer?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
What else could I have ever meant
Robert - July 12, 2009
I also spill condiments
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
I read that wrong
Robert - July 12, 2009
How could you spill a condom?
Robert - July 12, 2009
Uh
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Open your wallet quickly
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Or what Jeff was thinking, which is more gross
abender20 - July 12, 2009
And will likely happen if the condom was in your wallet as long as Robert's has been
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
It's just for decoration anyway
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Go jack off a crack pipe
Robert - July 12, 2009
Certainly was.
royalcurve - July 12, 2009
ah goddammit
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Yeah, it sure was an accident when you spilled that condimentirely all over the place
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Bwhahaha
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Ever?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
No that would be retarded
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I like Cedeno.
joof - July 12, 2009
He's like a young Jose Lopez.
joof - July 12, 2009
Who walks more.
joof - July 12, 2009
young Jose Lopez hit
Matthew - July 12, 2009
Griffey is such a dork
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Don looked at him like he was crazy.
tbirdad - July 12, 2009
Boooo!!!
cogs - July 12, 2009
HEY! BROADCAST TEAM!
THERE’S A FREAKING GAME GOING ON
BrianL - July 12, 2009
They were chatting about ERA before that
so it’s better this way.
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009
You're just jealous of Bill Krueger's virile black hair
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
Why don't they just give Sweeney the moose costume and get it over with
abender20 - July 12, 2009
You can't be a veteran leader inside of the suit
Gihyou - July 12, 2009
Please HR thanks.
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Who is that fat fuck?
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Jose isn't that big
yet
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Russ needs to really try and get out of this slump
Over the break.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Slumpbuster!
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
I volunteer to pinch-slump bust
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
..and now on the monud for the Rangers, a Brunswick bowling pin...
cogs - July 12, 2009
Everybody see this?
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
What was this in regard to?
joof - July 12, 2009
After the Ichiro called strikeout
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
A comparison
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Haha
That is also the exact some dance move the guy who won the rally fries did!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Okay seriously
WTF is our guy doing on the right?
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Morrow is "warming up"
Heydude - July 12, 2009
Freaky
So THAT’s why we sent him down :-).
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
That and not throwing anything but his fastball.
Heydude - July 12, 2009
Warming up his arms
Schuxu - July 12, 2009
I also like the angry woman at the bottom of the screen...
who appears to be trying to blow a ball of fire onto the field.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
That's a woman?
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Wait, bottom left or bottom middle?
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Good catch...sha has an angry dragon lady cousin who creeps into the picture at the end
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Are you sure the bottom middle one is a woman?
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
I'll take your word for it
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Pectoral fly to grow his breasts
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
That kid could only hope to be as talented as Brandon Morrow at the double wanking.
joof - July 12, 2009
This seems to have come out slightly wrong.
joof - July 12, 2009
I think Morrow's trying to distract us from endless line of people walking into the stargate.
Eyeball Kid - July 12, 2009
On the Ichiro K?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
WIER MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSSAFECO
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Oh he's not heiling at the end. Nevermind.
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Oh come on he does look like a little Hitlerjugend.
esoteric - July 12, 2009
Well done. My thoughts exactly.
esoteric - July 12, 2009
Dang Texas carries a lot of pitchers
13 by my count on their 25-man roster.
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Be nice to see Guti hit one last time before the break.
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
NO IT WOULDN'T
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I hope we don't
That would require Aardsma blowing this save
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Until Thursday, Guti.
Enjoy your break, you deserve it.
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
ARRGHHHHHHHHH, It's Aardsma time!
Let’s rock!
skywaker9 - July 12, 2009
Fuck these guys in their nose!
cogs - July 12, 2009
Based on 100% of the Mariner's games I've attended in person, Aardsma will blow this save.
joof - July 12, 2009
Guys I am scared :(
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Smooth waters ahead!
Matthew - July 12, 2009
SEXAHAN!
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
HANNAHAN!
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Still looked like he double clutched it
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
But they couldn't stop Jack or the fans from clapping
And they couldn’t prevent Jack from being scrappy
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Nice
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
I've been waiting. I like Scrappy Jack.
Unfortunately it doesn’t have any penis jokes
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Maybe there's some room to work in the whole Isle of Man line
With our new 3B and rampant diabetes in the pitching staff
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
hahaha
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Well alreet, well alroot, well alright!
cogs - July 12, 2009
SLIDERS!
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
That was a stupid 0-2 pitch but hooray!
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Rob!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Ok, now for Aardsma heart attack time
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Hush you!
bluemax - July 12, 2009
Every damn time
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
It's all your fault
bluemax - July 12, 2009
More the person who wants a Guti home run
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Yes well he isn't great
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
There was one time against the Red Sox were it was really quick.
joof - July 12, 2009
Safeco is loud!
Actually loud!
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
It was!
royalcurve - July 12, 2009
One more out.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
THERE'S A GUY IN A UCLA SHIRT
seattlebruin - July 12, 2009
He probably bought it to balance out you buying a Lopez jersey
abender20 - July 12, 2009
You're not alone!
bluemax - July 12, 2009
Everyone has a Trojans jersey in their wallet
abender20 - July 12, 2009
Clever and original!
bluemax - July 12, 2009
Except Leinart, apparently.
abender20 - July 12, 2009
OFF WITH HIS HEAD
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
He wants your attention
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Batista in line for the win?
sighs
Heydude - July 12, 2009
I want a post-game interview.
cogs - July 12, 2009
Kiss our collective scrotum, Texas!
cogs - July 12, 2009
I elect not to be a part of this "collective scrotum."
kevin_ess - July 12, 2009
Stupid David Murphy....
hate this asshole.
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009
They're all up!!!!
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
Fucking mlb.tv wont return from its break...
Schuxu - July 12, 2009
Are you sure you are not on NexDef?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
I dont know it keeps switching, restarted it and it is back on though. Missed the first 2 outs.
Schuxu - July 12, 2009
Please tell me someone saw the guy
with the weird tooth rope thing. Right before the first pitch to Murphy.
TheTank123 - July 12, 2009
Oh dear
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Fuck
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Oh Lawd
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Urghhhh
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Ruh-ohs.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
Please get Andrus
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
That sure looked good
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK UMP
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
He's not working the ASG-- he doesn't care
msb - July 12, 2009
That was a strike
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
ROBOTS ROBOTS
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Strike.
BrianL - July 12, 2009
RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
Come on , Blue!
cogs - July 12, 2009
What the
abender20 - July 12, 2009
I will forever call him Androos instead of Andrews
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
He's been calling a lot of those balls all game.
Matthew - July 12, 2009
UP UP UP
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
IN IN IN
tootthekazoo - July 12, 2009
I think this strike zone is an inverted W
either that or a strange paralellogram that doesn’t include the inside corner to righties
seattlebruin - July 12, 2009
hmmm....
wouldn’t an inverted “W” be an “M”?
PLU Tim - July 12, 2009
WIN WIN WIN!
Nate Dogg - July 12, 2009
WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - July 12, 2009
STRIKE THREE BITCHES
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL WAY TO END THE FIRST HALF
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
FUCK YOU!!!!
cogs - July 12, 2009
I LOVE EVERYTHING!!!
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
M'S WIN!!!!!!
Crystal for DH - July 12, 2009
WE WON THE SERIES! !!! WE WON WE WON WE WON!
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tootthekazoo - July 12, 2009
YEEHAW!!
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
GAME OVER!
WE WIN!
Heydude - July 12, 2009
FUCK YOUR PITCHING, TEXAS
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
And off to the plane!
so does Wak get on the plane first and put on the earphones really quickly, or delay until the last so that he can avoid sitting near Jr?
msb - July 12, 2009
Win vulture!
Kermit. - July 12, 2009
3 OUT OF 4 FROM TEXAS
3 OUT OF 4 FROM TEXAS
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
K!
YES!
Eyeball Kid - July 12, 2009
I'm just glad we got off the field before getting hit with a ball of flame from that woman
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
THE SEASON IS NOT OVER
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 12, 2009
FUCK YES
NOW GET BUSY JACK
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
HOW THE FUCK ARE THE ANGELS 49-37
seattlebruin - July 12, 2009
I don't know it's bullshit
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Luckiest team in baseball according to BaseRuns
Matthew - July 12, 2009
This sounds familiar
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
THEY DO INTANGIBLE THINGS THAT WE SHOULD STOP IGNORING
Matthew - July 12, 2009
...EVERY FUCKING YEAR!!!
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
Why am I not suprised?
Zu Long - July 12, 2009
Because BaseRuns is a biased statistic designed to make you guys look worse than you are
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I KNEW it!
Zu Long - July 12, 2009
SABERMETRICS IS A PLOY
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
THE CAKE IS A LIE
Zu Long - July 12, 2009
Angels in the Outfield.
ThundaPC - July 12, 2009
HOW THE FUCK DID THE YANKEES BLOW A 4-RUN LEAD IN TWO GAMES?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
Same way we blew an 8-1 lead to the Halos
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
"A lot of success can be spread across this lineup"
Yay Bill Krueger.
Craig Powers - July 12, 2009
Watching the Futures Game and Liddi is up and Gillies is fast as shit.
russak - July 12, 2009
Any M's?
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Liddi has drawn 2 walks. Gillies has had a bunt hit and stolen two bases.
russak - July 12, 2009
They're both younger than me. Yikes.
JBell523 - July 12, 2009
Is the game on TV?
Heydude - July 12, 2009
ESPN 2
russak - July 12, 2009
Cool, thanks.
Heydude - July 12, 2009
ESPN Dos.
Turns out it isn’t drag racing, as the info button would lead you to believe.
msb - July 12, 2009
That's what threw me off when I glanced at the guide.
Heydude - July 12, 2009
Not only that.
On MLB.com. FOR FREE.
JY - July 12, 2009
Gillies is the guy who is deaf, right?
joof - July 12, 2009
Why don't you just ask him
Robert - July 12, 2009
Erin Andrews says yes.
It’s a great story, so they say.
msb - July 12, 2009
He might be a jerk
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Because he might be deaf, and unable to hear my question.
joof - July 12, 2009
Though apparently he can read lips, so whatever.
joof - July 12, 2009
Everyone loves
Rob Johnson.
TheTank123 - July 12, 2009
Everyone loves a Johnson
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
New York deserves another terrorizing
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
They just were
Robert - July 12, 2009
Mission Accomplished. ;-)
Zu Long - July 12, 2009
Wow Chris Shelton is really weird looking
Like a deformed version of Simon Pegg’s face
tootthekazoo - July 12, 2009
That's okay, he'll be rich soon
Then it won’t really matter
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
He is very unattractive
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
I was thinking "Corky" from Life Goes On.
cogs - July 12, 2009
Put a paper bag on his head and he's fine
LauraBu - July 12, 2009
2009 Mariners: "Well-opportuned success spot"!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
yeah baby!
tbirdad - July 12, 2009
Why is Rob Johnson the go-to interviewee after games?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
Why do you think?
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Because he's white?
Wilder. - July 12, 2009
He really is the new Willie
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Racist.
TheTank123 - July 12, 2009
ONE WORD YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND: ACCOUNTABILITY
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
First half MVP
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Maybe he will be the next Bill Krueger
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
NO SALE!
lemonverbena - July 12, 2009 via mobile
SELL WASHBURN NOW!
Fifth best ERA! Shiny!
EnglishMariner - July 12, 2009
BARTER WASHBURN FOR A SHORTSTOP!
BrianL - July 12, 2009
We lost ground to the Angels during this series
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
That's because the Angels won 3/3 and we won 3/4
Simple fractions
Robert - July 12, 2009
Yeah. Next time do the math before you post a dumb question.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
It was a statement
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
My post was a serious critique!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Let's just make this clear. I was making fun of Robert.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
I know, I just like to run things into the ground
Jeff Sullivan - July 12, 2009
Me too.
SW!
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
but we didn't beat ourselves, we did all we could do really.
cogs - July 12, 2009
We could have won on Friday
Robert - July 12, 2009
We could have lost on Thursday
gregrabble - July 12, 2009
Yeah, we could have won that Yankee series too.
cogs - July 12, 2009
Yeah! 4>3 idiot.
Attractive Nuisance - July 12, 2009
Batista takes another win.
Look 6 wins! 6! Trade! Trade! Trade!
Slurvey - July 12, 2009
Oh lordy.
Vinnie is hosting the postgame show.
msb - July 12, 2009
That dude needs to donate a good 2/3 of his tongue to science so the rest will actually fit in his mouth.
kevin_ess - July 12, 2009
Victory!
Trenchtown - July 12, 2009
Fuck Anaheim
Snowman1025 - July 12, 2009
I couldn't agree more.
Eyeball Kid - July 12, 2009
Man it's fun to watch Gutierrez play in person
It’s also fun to shout “Nippert” many, many times.
OlSalty - July 12, 2009
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