I'm late to the party and have no idea what I'm doing, and nothing's funnier than watching a guy who doesn't know what he's doing, so here's a link to my perplexing mystery. Go ahead and follow it or become a fan of it or something. I promise mind-blowing benefits.
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I think you should start an LL MySpace page
with blinking text, neon-pink background, and lots of pics of your BFF.
pdb - July 21, 2009
I actually started an LL MySpace page years ago and was even more clueless than I am with this now
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
I ask this without snark whatsoever
but what is the point, or I guess more specifically, the goal, of having an LL facebook page?
pdb - July 21, 2009
Robert is first officer of the group, and this is another way to shut him out
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Plus, the group is for faggots
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Reach a new audience? Expand our content?
I don’t know. But the bigwigs support it and I’m willing to find out what it can do.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
I for one would love to see lots of stupid quizzes and suchlike
pdb - July 21, 2009
Find which LL mod you are!
Matthew - July 21, 2009
I volunteer to create this quiz.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
I'm like Gomez!
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
I'm the one that likes beer!
pdb - July 21, 2009
I'm 2x Graham!
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
You are: GRAHAM
Self-assured, you come off as arrogant to most, but you actually have the pedigree to back it up. Sadly, most people do not recognize this and would rather resort to nitpicking trivial word choices than the brunt of your ideas. In retaliation you will withdraw from offering too many opinions and laugh as others continue to remain less educated.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
Needs more lazy and references to not writing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
It says you're Graham, not Loafie
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
OOH DO ME NEXT
Poochie - July 21, 2009
rawr ;)
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
I volunteer for this.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
What they don't tell you is that the only reason you got this result is because you said you like tea.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
You are: MATTHEW
What the fuck?! You spend your days constantly amazed by others people’s predictable and unpredictable bouts of stupidity and inconsiderateness. Prolonged exposure has lead you to a life of depressants to dull the pain and anger. Sadly, that also inhibits your ability to feel happiness for extended periods of time. Lucky for you, there’s always more beer!
Matthew - July 21, 2009
This makes me a little sad.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
eh he's happy deep down I think
Robert - July 21, 2009
I hope so.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Maybe he's just one of those people that get colors confused and is actually always happy
Robert - July 21, 2009
You are: JEFF
amhmh? ajhfuhhuhhh. ….. mhuh i donnt…
//armwave
jkehfhmmm. uhmhmhggg
//glare
Matthew - July 21, 2009
I use words
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
You use a curious hybrid of English and 'man eating a sandwich while speaking'
Graham MacAree - July 21, 2009
Fine.
You are: JEFF
You use words sometimes. People think you are a funny and creative person but in fact you have just riding the world’s longest fluke streak. None of your humor is original and all of your wit is by pure accident. You complain a lot about other people’s runs of luck while ignoring your own good fortune. Life will regress you so hard.
Better?
Matthew - July 21, 2009
You forgot bald
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Regression starts at the top.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
My regression starts at the temples
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
I tried to tell you all those line drives were a bad sign.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
There's no way I'm pitching at softball
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Don't worry, you guys always say that there's no way for a hitter to aim batted balls.
Faux - July 21, 2009
It's much easier in softball.
abender20 - July 21, 2009
no religion
pdb - July 21, 2009
You are: JEFF
You think you’re going to be Jason Statham but Jason Statham talks sexy and works out.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
This explains the Sean Michael Scott impressions.
Faux - July 21, 2009
Who said you get to do your own answer?
Matthew - July 21, 2009
Matthew did, he can too
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
You are: JEFF
You are a filthy filthy whore.
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Go on
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I hear Jeff only got to be a mod by sleeping with the other mods
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
He is the only known male to ever go DPHDA with four other guys
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Amazing.
Teej - July 21, 2009
Nothing compared to going DMDHJDA with six guys
Poochie - July 21, 2009
.
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Attaboy
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Is that Kirk?
joof - July 21, 2009
You are: DEVIN AND/OR TRENT
You cultivate an air of mystery up to and including even your very existence or that if you exist as one person or more, if you do so exist. You enjoy the outdoors and have sometimes been spotted on grainy video camera footage. Under appreciated, you did once play a vital role in your surroundings if you actually existed or if not then never mind.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
You are: GOMEZ
Matthew - July 21, 2009
stc
pdb - July 21, 2009
I think the rest of your post got cut off
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I think this cruel jape should be [coathangered]
Graham MacAree - July 21, 2009
Which Mariner player would you be?
I bet Robert would be Robert Johnson
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
No he'd be Jared Wells
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Arthur Rhodes
joof - July 21, 2009
He is decent and I would like to add him to our bullpen
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I wanted to resign him and trade him at the deadline again.
joof - July 21, 2009
No.
He is Jared Wells.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
My best friend couldn't tell the pictures apart.
Robert - July 21, 2009
Jared Wells has had facial hair.
abender20 - July 21, 2009
Robert - July 21, 2009
Or
abender20 - July 21, 2009
On occasion I attempt to grow a hilarious mexistache
Robert - July 21, 2009
How much did Scott Tenorman charge you for that?
abender20 - July 21, 2009
Your hairlessness is good because some people are allergic to other breeds.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
We need an update of the how racist are you quiz
Poochie - July 21, 2009
You are: ENGLISHMARINER
you make comments like this
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
Anyone want to play some Scramble?
I am seriously addicted.
Nadingo - July 21, 2009
At what point do you draw a line and say fuck it I'm going back to wordpress or whatever and L43?
Bearskin Rugburn - July 21, 2009
I'm hoping for a return to the 80's style punk fanzine
typed up, photocopied, and available at all good record stores.
pdb - July 21, 2009
YES
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I'm expert at using the saddle-stapler.
msb - July 21, 2009
And I can totally use the mimeograph machine at school
pdb - July 21, 2009
I have a typewriter!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
this will be the best zine ever
pdb - July 21, 2009
I could draw a really awesome cool picture for the cover!!!
msb - July 21, 2009
we should come up with a name that screams WE ARE ANARCHIST REBELS without being too obvious about it
and use Sex Pistols-like lettering for every cover.
pdb - July 21, 2009
I'm your guy for the lettering.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I could bring back The B-Line!!!
msb - July 21, 2009
I will take your zine, copy it word for word and just add color
and the street punks will still say yours has better content.
Sec 108 - July 21, 2009
Seems to me there are a couple.
It both promotes the page to outsiders (others see us as fans) and it allows people that don’t subscribe to LL via an RSS to be able to see that there is a new post up.
Assuming, of course, that Jeffrey learns how to put links in.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
I will help make the Blingees.
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
I wanted the Blingees, you ding dong.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I am so tired of bands with animated .gif avatars.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
How about the caricature/cartoon yourself apps?
msb - July 21, 2009
What is this Facebook I am hearing so much about?
Shawk - July 21, 2009
I can't even figure out what it is you're trying to figure out.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
I DON'T KNOW
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Why would you want an RSS feed to a facebook page? It goes on the front page of facebook anyway. Eliminate the middleman.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
To put posts from here straight to the page
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Oh, I don't know if it is smart enough to do that.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 21, 2009
I know that it does that on BtB (kind of) so maybe ask Sky?
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
THT also does that, or something similar.
EnglishMariner - July 21, 2009
I, for one, will not be joining as facebook promotes junior high douche bag behaviour
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Totally.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
So this happened
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Liar.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
This is rather amusing.
Mariner John - July 21, 2009
I look forward to LL on YouTube
frightening, really.
Shawk - July 21, 2009
LL Podcast!
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
Special guest this week - Ironically Batless Adrian Beltre!
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
We tried that already dammit.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
Try harder
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
I will download the podcasts and listen to them on the way home from work
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
Lookout Landing for Super Nintendo.
Shawk - July 21, 2009
This stupid post is overshadowing the greatness of Jack Hannahan and Ryan Langerhans.
Matthew - July 21, 2009
Wow if only you could bump it up the page
Poochie - July 21, 2009
...
Scruffy Lefty - July 21, 2009
Whilst we are on the subject of new features, can somebody explain to me what that retweet button is supposed to do?
And how you can actually reply to comments [tweets?] on twitter?
EnglishMariner - July 21, 2009
The retweet button publishes a link to the post on your Twitter feed.
To reply to a tweet you put @(username) and it shows up in that user’s mentions box.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
So are we gonna be funneling everything LLLJ to the LL Facebook?
Goose - July 21, 2009
Hopefully not
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I can't wait for the LL Facebook jokes to hit LL.
Robert - July 21, 2009
?
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/5/6/860216/the-5-6-ot-a-new-hope#15381990
Faux - July 21, 2009
Everything LLLJ can be funneled directly to your own personal live journal
Matthew - July 21, 2009
That would be awful
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Oh God now I have twice as many places to moderate
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
If only you had help.
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Wait till September!
Robert - July 21, 2009
Facebook has an "ignore" button which is the most awesome thing ever known to computerized mankind.
pdb - July 21, 2009
I'm bumping this post to annoy Matthew
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Whoa tagline changed too
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
Hmmm...
I think Indians fans might have a bit of a beef with it.
I Lick Squirrels - July 21, 2009
I don't know, but I would like to disagree strongly with it.
He is in no way sexier than Melvin Emmanuel Upton.
Tyler - July 21, 2009
He's better though
Graham MacAree - July 21, 2009
Ehh, he's been better this year. I don't expect that to continue.
Tyler - July 22, 2009
.
Poochie - July 21, 2009
The landing strip on the chin will always be gross.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I am happier when it goes away.
msb - July 21, 2009
Also, the "I'm going to rape you" look is strange.
abender20 - July 21, 2009
He has too many angles on his face. Cuddling with him would hurt.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
msb - July 21, 2009
Ew. Also yuck.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Yes but it screams I like dudes which is a big plus when you are a dude and debating who the sexiest dude is
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Hmm.
msb - July 21, 2009
He looks like the main character from the Kite Runner movie in this one.
joof - July 21, 2009
Or my college Spanish teacher. One or the other.
joof - July 21, 2009
Oh so sensitive.
msb - July 21, 2009
.
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
BIGGER
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Getting there
abender20 - July 21, 2009
It's 300 pixels.
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
No I mean I actually want it bigger
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Looks like he forgot to take out the boogie plug.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Or bootie plug. I don't know what a boogie plug is. Something that prevents you from dancing, I suppose
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I would assume both would prevent that.
Faux - July 21, 2009
Depends on the dance.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
rawr!
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
Retweet'd
Teej - July 21, 2009
Who will beg for the most likes?
Mariner John - July 21, 2009
Great Scott!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Robert/JI 09 for LL Facebook admins!
Robert - July 21, 2009
HPOE
Poochie - July 21, 2009
ZMOG ON PLOITICS
Decatur - July 21, 2009
I'm carrying the ticket this time loser
Robert - July 21, 2009
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