I wonder how Olson feels about pitching to Johjima these days...
You have to think that it’s crossed his mind, what with the three best starters favoring Rob, that perhaps it would be worth it to experiment with a catching change of his own.
But I wonder if he feels pressure to stay with Kenji, because others have deserted him and Olson represents one of few opportunities for Kenji to play. Or perhaps demanding a personal catcher when you are a borderline major leaguer is like demanding a new 35" flatscreen monitor when you are a brand new intern.
On the other hand, Olson may be perfectly content. He might be a faithful LL reader who believes that all this talk of intangibles is the product of sportswriters with too much time on their hands.
You just have to wonder, when all the starters around you are fleeing Kenji like those little people who jump out building windows and run away in the old Sega game Rampage, how that might affect your confidence in your catcher.
I dislocated my shoulder almost exactly like that. I needed surgery and a lot of rehab.
Hopefully I’m wrong, but that is how the arm hangs after a traumatic dislocation. On the other hand, his arm wasn’t really out enough. Perhaps a separated shoulder or a broken shoulder or collar bone?
When I blew my shoulder out it was absolutely FUBAR and I wasn’t in nearly as much pain and I am not a professional athlete. Hopefully it’s just something lame like a fractured arm that’ll heal fine.
Some cruel bitch of a customer just came in here as the replay was playing
I was seeing it for the first time and feeling horrible, and she started laughing. I’ve never, in my life, felt compelled to hit a woman until that moment. Fuck, I am stewing over it
My point is with all the holes in this team Gutz being on the DL for any amount of time will kill any chance of a post season. Unless someone has a can of magic laying around.
Fuck you Jim Leyland it was foul
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
For real
Come ON, dick. Like they’re not going to murder us tonight as it is.
section331 - July 21, 2009
Yep.
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
Yep.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Review?
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
I like how we have a new thread before we've even recorded an out
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
There's one!
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
Well you stopped Fogel and I before our ST got interesting
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I really wanted to see where you were going
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Well we'll never know how much rope I could have made to hang myself with
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Given that you only need ~4 feet of rope I'm sure you'd have had plenty
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
I have a pretty fat neck
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Yes I know I gave you two extra feet for that
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Wait are you calling me tall?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
No I am very plainly saying that you are short and fat
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Wouldn't a short person need more rope?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
You've never hanged yourself before have you
calim - July 21, 2009
Chairs come in many different sizes
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
You are being hanged in a room with a very low ceiling
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Dollhouse!
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
If I wanted to hang myself I would make sure I couldn't touch the ground
So I would find this unlikely
Poochie - July 21, 2009
No you're gay
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Wanna prove me wrong?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
No
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Fag
Poochie - July 21, 2009
That's just plain mean
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
No you are mistaken
I am 6’ 4", handsome, with above average posture
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Rawr
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I am being truthful
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Double rawr
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
There's no way I could be lying
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I hope you are. 6'4" and handsome sounds nightmarish.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
You look like Mario before he finds a mushroom.
Robert - July 21, 2009 via mobile
Good heavens.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Wow you're original
Poochie - July 21, 2009
In my defense your red hat only adds to it.
Robert - July 21, 2009 via mobile
I wore a blue hat
Poochie - July 21, 2009
A lot depends on what kind of knot you use
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
So facebook tells me seattlebruin probably has Swine Flu.
joof - July 21, 2009
I want to slap Garrett Olson in the face like an angry Frenchman.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
I would also like to do that but with my genitals.
russak - July 21, 2009
Quickest new-game-thread ever?
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
To be fair we were talking about the Angels game for half the thread.
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
So then ultra quickest new-game-thread ever.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
No the tuna hot pockets GT was the quickest 2nd GT ever
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I must have missed that one.
It sounds absolutely enthralling though.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
It was deleted!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Ding dong!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Holy shit an out!
Playoffs!
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
AN OUT!
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
The thread must have caused it.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Bonzer.
Well, I’m off to sit on the bus, where I’ll get to heat Rizzs tell me more about sharing a hometime with Curtis Ganderson.
msb - July 21, 2009
Holy shit an out
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
AN OUT!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
I love how misery inspires us to comment more.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
Thank you Mr Hammerhands!
section331 - July 21, 2009
We're still gonna win
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
This is only works if you link back to this when we lose and not just if we make a miraculous comeback.
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
At this rate the final score will be 135 to 1.
rickpo - July 21, 2009
*9
rickpo - July 21, 2009
That would be wonderful.
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
120 to 9.
They’re the home team.
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
That sounds a lot better!
rickpo - July 21, 2009
Late
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Take him out this is horrifying
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Why bother?
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
He needs the public embarassment of being pulled in the first inning to teach him a lesson
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I think throwing 40+ pitches in the first inning and allowing a GS is probably humiliating enough.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Not even close
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Raburn doesn't belong in the majors if he couldn't take Olson deep.
russak - July 21, 2009
So we need at least 10 runs to win this game.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
New game thread already?
I thought we waited until at least 800 comments
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
Baseball is full of superstitions.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
2 outs and a single
IT’S WORKING
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
I think Jeff just wanted to post a RRS picture.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
Sympathy strike!
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
The Tigers are on pace to score 135 runs
Poochie - July 21, 2009
JAKJAKJAKJAKJAKJAKJAK
If Olson allows Gerald Laird to do something positive, I will never forgive him.
section331 - July 21, 2009
Oooo!
I got my wish!
section331 - July 21, 2009
2
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Hey the Angels are winning
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Aybar looks like late seventies Michael Jackson.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
FORTY PITCHES?!????!!!!!!!!
section331 - July 21, 2009
HOW IS HE STILL IN HERE
Poochie - July 21, 2009
What's up with Olson's Hollywood Hulk Hogan beard?
ImaginaryRomances - July 21, 2009
This kind of reminds me of Gil Meche
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
Wow...what a game.
*inning
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Just noticed the new headline.
Brilliant.
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
Over/Under on Olson crying in the dugout?
ImaginaryRomances - July 21, 2009
That's not how over/unders work.
But I’ll take the over.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Oops. Forgot the number.
Major fail. Let me think on it.
ImaginaryRomances - July 21, 2009
Over/under on tears shed by Olson is 0.5
I think is what you would be going for.
Nate Dogg - July 21, 2009
You mean on the time it takes him to cry?
Over/under has to be a number
calim - July 21, 2009
Why do so few understand this concept?
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
There's no crying in baseball
LauraBu - July 21, 2009
Crying because of his pitching or crying because of the 24 cockpunches he's getting?
Tube - July 21, 2009
Over
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
He won't cry.
He’ll blame Kenji. Then request that Rob Johnson be his personal catcher for the rest of the season.
schismatix - July 21, 2009
Fuck you Cubs - you could have sold Olson to the glue factory, but now we get the extra cash.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
Wahahahaha.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Hey did Magglio get rid of the long hair or am I seeing things?
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
A long time ago, yes
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
He had a nasty jheri curl looking mess last time they were in town
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
He did.
To try and bust out of his slump. Instead all it got him was a platoon with Clete Thomas.
13194013 - July 21, 2009
And a grand slam!
calim - July 21, 2009
I think that has more to do with Olson being your elbow growthless version of Nate Robertson than it does the slump busting abilities of a haircut.
13194013 - July 21, 2009
We're boned.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
So that changeup looks pretty nasty.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
What a pitch
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
I wonder how Olson feels about pitching to Johjima these days...
You have to think that it’s crossed his mind, what with the three best starters favoring Rob, that perhaps it would be worth it to experiment with a catching change of his own.
But I wonder if he feels pressure to stay with Kenji, because others have deserted him and Olson represents one of few opportunities for Kenji to play. Or perhaps demanding a personal catcher when you are a borderline major leaguer is like demanding a new 35" flatscreen monitor when you are a brand new intern.
On the other hand, Olson may be perfectly content. He might be a faithful LL reader who believes that all this talk of intangibles is the product of sportswriters with too much time on their hands.
You just have to wonder, when all the starters around you are fleeing Kenji like those little people who jump out building windows and run away in the old Sega game Rampage, how that might affect your confidence in your catcher.
Attractive Nuisance - July 21, 2009
Wak told Olson he can pitch to Johnson if he started pitching better.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Catch 22
Eyebrows - July 21, 2009
That's an easy promise to make.
Attractive Nuisance - July 21, 2009
They're trying to preserve his shiny CERA.
russak - July 21, 2009
If Olson were a faithful LL reader he would demand that he be sent down to Tacoma.
Vatinius - July 21, 2009
Kenji helped!
calim - July 21, 2009
Cedeno!
joof - July 21, 2009
Lets take this opportunity to score runs
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
2 Outs, so what?
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
2 outs, one more?
joof - July 21, 2009
Wouldn't it be great to load the bases now for Russ...
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
No, we'd be better off loading them for Lopez
guaranteed grand slam
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
Just got here.
So I guess Olson finally started looking like how he’s supposed to, eh?
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
He thought the bottom of the first was Tigers batting practice.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Hit it out
Poochie - July 21, 2009
gay
Poochie - July 21, 2009
This is going to be a terrible game
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Going to be?
seattlebruin - July 21, 2009
We're 1.5 innings in, there's a lot of time left for a shitty game
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I told you
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Going to be?
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Damn it.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Whoopsies.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
FUCKING FUCK
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
Aw Dammit!
tootthekazoo - July 21, 2009
So anyone know who is pitching on Franklin Gutierrez bobblehead night?
joof - July 21, 2009
I really hope it's Felix
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Nevermind it definitely isn't
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Baker's blog says
either Vargas or RRS, since Bedard’s start got pushed back to Saturday
PattyB - July 21, 2009
What the butt?
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
So both games I go to this year are going to be Vargas starts. Bitching.
joof - July 21, 2009
As it stands right now it should be Bedard.
I’m excited, I also decided to spend the extra money to buy tickets not in the LF bleachers. Never sat in RF before, I think I’ll be in section 108.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Annnd right on cue PattyB crushes my dreams.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Wouldn't it be something if we became sellers because Olson sucked.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Cellars?
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Holy crap bullpen please!
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Yeah, that'll stem the bleeding.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Might as well save the bullpen.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Man I wish today was Joel day
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Good holy fuck.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Jesus fucking shit.
joof - July 21, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OLSON IS HORRIBLE.
russak - July 21, 2009
We're punting this game to save the bullpen
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
I'd bring in Jak and send Olson down
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Yeah
I’m with most of you. Morrow sucks! Lets stick with Olson. Fucking retards. RRS better get called up soon.
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
You're an innning late Wak.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
The really shitty thing is that we'll probably scrape together like 5 or 6 runs tonight
And still lose
tootthekazoo - July 21, 2009
Irony.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
A new way!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
13-6 loss!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
So..
Do you think we could trade Olson to the Braves for two gum wrappers and a shoelace? Or is two a bit much?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Is the shoelace thick enough to strangle Olson?
russak - July 21, 2009
Nothing could take down that neck.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
Awww....
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
I kinda want this to get into deep blowout mode
so we can see Ichiro pitch.
craig3410 - July 21, 2009
Rain dance time!
We could start over tomorrow.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Yes, rain!
That would be awesome.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
Yeah sure Olson sucks
But that jawline is chiseled from granite
pakipaki - July 21, 2009
Branyan's is chiseled with sex.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE
Robert - July 21, 2009 via mobile
Griffey
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
Griffey hit an own-grandslam.
joof - July 21, 2009
Not enough Griffey
calim - July 21, 2009
A heaping helping of ass.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Assed potatoes.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Oh good Jakubauskas isn't throwing strikes either
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
After giving up homeruns to Magglio and Polanco
I was kinda looking forward to seeing if Olson would let Adam Everett hit one out too.
schismatix - July 21, 2009
And the fun just keeps on leaving.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
And the Angels are about to win.
Great.
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
5 games back. I think we should seriously consider being sellers.
russak - July 21, 2009
Fuck this BP.
russak - July 21, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Teej - July 21, 2009
OH FUCK GUTI
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Oh fuck
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
NONONONONONO
BrianL - July 21, 2009
NONO NONONOON
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Fuck.
I hope Guti isn’t hurt badly.
13194013 - July 21, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
PLEASE BE OK
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUKC
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NO
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
NO NO NO NO NO GUTI!!!!!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
OH FUCK THIS COULD NOT GET ANY FUCKING WORSE
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
FUCKUFUCKFUCUKFUFUCUFKFUCKFUCKUFUFUKCUFKCKCUKFCUCKFU
joof - July 21, 2009
NO NO NO
Poochie - July 21, 2009
NONONONONONONONONONONONNONONONONONONO
I hope the wind was just knocked out of him. What a great effort.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST NO OH MY GOD NO
PLEASE GOD WHY DO THIS TO US. NO NO NO NO OH MY FUCKING GOD
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
WORST GAME EVER!
Vatinius - July 21, 2009
OH MY GOD
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Shit!
SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
GRIFFEY'D
Poochie - July 21, 2009
That looked rough.
Teej - July 21, 2009
Seasons over
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
FUCK
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Have we seen the last of Garrett Olson?
brian_sun - July 21, 2009
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT GARRETT OLSON
GUTZ IS HURT
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
THIS GAME IS EVIL
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK PLEASE BE OK
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MOTEHRFUCKERMOTHERFUCKERMOTHERFUCKER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
section331 - July 21, 2009
Figures things would happen this way.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
joof - July 21, 2009
I logged to say exactly this.
short - July 21, 2009
His wrist!!!!!!!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKED BAD
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
It's been a fun year though.
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
Jesus christ he hit the wall hard.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Judging from the last 30 seconds of posts
I’m going to assume our playoff chances just hit 0%
schismatix - July 21, 2009
Just the wind kid, breathe breathe breathe
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
This please please please please please please please
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
The radio description sounds grim
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
He's not moving
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Well, he's moving, just not getting up.
Teej - July 21, 2009
No ambulance
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
That's what's supposed to comfort us?
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
I had forgotten that there isn’t a fucking floor
darmok - July 21, 2009
At least we won't be afraid to sell now.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
YOU JUST PICK US UP AND THEN FUCKING THROW US ON THE GROUND DON'T YOU GOD
FUCK YOU
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I missed it, please tell me you guys are overreacting
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
No, it looks terrible. Just terrible.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
I wish dammit.
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
No
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Full Speed into the wall
He didn’t let up at all.
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
Guti basically ran into the scoreboard at full speed. It looked like the scoreboard hit Guti after catching a pass over the middle.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Could have broken his wrist
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Looks like his elbow is completely fuxxored
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
Yeah that or his shoulder
Poochie - July 21, 2009
This is terrible.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I'm trembling
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Hold me
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I'm numb
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Isn't Guti like an 8 win player?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Gutz is down for the count
Can of Gasoline, check
Lighter, check
Will, check
anything I need to know before I light myself on fire?
IceStormV1 - July 21, 2009
Fuck me, right up to the fucking tonsils.
russak - July 21, 2009
Sell Sell Sell =(
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
I'm hoping he just knocked himself silly.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Looks like a concussion or something
hopefully not a bad one.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
I would like to die now.
Torrid - July 21, 2009
That looks bad
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
This is getting really frightening now.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
we could be down by 5.5 games by the end of the day.
brian_sun - July 21, 2009
There are more pressing matters at the moment.
russak - July 21, 2009
we could be down a hell of a lot more than that
darmok - July 21, 2009
I feel fear
Poochie - July 21, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONONONOONONONONONONOOOOOOOO
Fin - July 21, 2009
We appreciate your nostalgia, Gutz
But reprising Griffey’s injury isn’t going to bring 1995 back.
short - July 21, 2009
I can't believe this is happening
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
JESUS FUCK
Robert - July 21, 2009 via mobile
Please be OK Franklin
Corco - July 21, 2009
This feels worse than when Felix got Beltraned.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Only because there is no vehicle for my anger
darmok - July 21, 2009
How ironic that before the game Guti was showing us how to catch a ball and hit the wall.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
What. The. Fuck.
ImaginaryRomances - July 21, 2009
Fuck.
Corco - July 21, 2009
Maybe we can still trade for Rick Ankiel
Poochie - July 21, 2009
So...
Out for the year?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Looks like his shoulder is fucked.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
So much for his developing power stroke!
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Another Cinjury for Kenji.
Attractive Nuisance - July 21, 2009
Now really doesn't seem like the time.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
This is like a fucking injury scene from a fucking football game.
Jesus fucking Christ.
ImaginaryRomances - July 21, 2009
If Gutierrez is injured, all bets are off, this season's basically over
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Oh cool I walk away for 2 minutes and come back to see Gootch dying on the field
Shit!
tootthekazoo - July 21, 2009
Never leave your TV, ever.
w00tah - July 21, 2009
I am totally going to start crying, you guys
NOT cool. :( :( :(
section331 - July 21, 2009
Stupid fucking scoreboards being hard, why dont they have protective padding.
FUCKING BULLSHIT.
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
This better just be Gutierrez setting up his comeback to save baseball in Seattle.
FUCK
joof - July 21, 2009
If we lose Guti it probably takes us out of contention, huh?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Unquestionably
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
Probably?
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
We were already out of contention.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Not according to coolstandings.
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
He has been worth 3.5 wins so far this year.
You tell me.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
WORST GAME EVER!
z
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
So much for the playoffs
Corco - July 21, 2009
Hopefully he just has a concussion or something and didn't damage his wrist or shoulder
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
Um what happened?
I went away from my desk and now I see injury delay.
bluemax - July 21, 2009
Read the hundreds of posts above yours
calim - July 21, 2009
Walking!!!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Thank god
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
You can walk with a broken wrist, right?
:(
darmok - July 21, 2009
They were acting like it's his collarbone.
rickpo - July 21, 2009
That's a pretty good guess, and also a fairly mild injury.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Thank God he's walking off
Corco - July 21, 2009
This would never have happened if RRS were starting
Simon Phoenix - July 21, 2009
Looks like a broken arm or wrist or something
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Let's pray for the collarbone.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
I dunno, broken collarbone and he's still probably be out 6 to 8 weeks.
FlaskInSafeco - July 21, 2009
Oh thank fuck he's on his feet at least.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Yeah, so I feel a wash of hopeless despair submerging me in its icy, soporific clutches.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Dave is retarded
JBell523 - July 21, 2009
Why can't our team have nice things?
russak - July 21, 2009
Dislocated shoulder
I dislocated my shoulder almost exactly like that. I needed surgery and a lot of rehab.
Hopefully I’m wrong, but that is how the arm hangs after a traumatic dislocation. On the other hand, his arm wasn’t really out enough. Perhaps a separated shoulder or a broken shoulder or collar bone?
spittle8 - July 21, 2009
I agree.
I’m no MD, but his shoulder was hanging low and forward. Dislocated shoulder is probably best case scenario.
FlaskInSafeco - July 21, 2009
He moved his fingers in one shot.
That has to be a good sign for his arm right?
levnclf - July 21, 2009
Not really
spittle8 - July 21, 2009
It didn't fall off at least
darmok - July 21, 2009
This is really bad.
When I blew my shoulder out it was absolutely FUBAR and I wasn’t in nearly as much pain and I am not a professional athlete. Hopefully it’s just something lame like a fractured arm that’ll heal fine.
spittle8 - July 21, 2009
My arm was hanging at a 90 degree angle in the middle of the forearm, I could still wiggle my fingers
It was really cool
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
There is no floor.
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
Holding his left arm...leaving the game
Oh yay…Balentien’s in. That’s a nice like a-bajilion drop to team WAR.
short - July 21, 2009
Yes, but the mole on his cheek is worth 1.2 wins.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
I predict we will make the playoffs.
Robert - July 21, 2009 via mobile
In 2011
calim - July 21, 2009
We will beat the Angels in a one game playoff.
Fin - July 21, 2009
Before getting into a rochambeaux contest, I'd suggest icing down your nuts first.
This will cause them to retreat up into your body cavity and reduce the chances of them being ruptured. Just a suggestion
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
FUCK YOU RABURN!!
russak - July 21, 2009
At least his throwing arm is okay
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
Anyone else crying right now?
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Just freaking about. :(
section331 - July 21, 2009
I feel like it.
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
Close.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
About as close to crying over a baseball injury as I can be.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Saunders!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Can't we just forfeit this game?
russak - July 21, 2009
Should have done that about 10 minutes ago
calim - July 21, 2009
I appreciate the Detroit color guy recognizing he was having "an amazing season"
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
This is why having groundball pitchers is important.
schismatix - July 21, 2009
Swear to god
Someone started playing taps outside my house within seconds of Guti going down…
BigR - July 21, 2009
It's funny how literally no one in the world gives a shit about this game.
Dave seems absolutely shaken.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
I think everyone realizes what it means if we lose Gutz
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Well, it was a nice season... I was really enjoying it. Too bad.
manyoso - July 21, 2009
Some cruel bitch of a customer just came in here as the replay was playing
I was seeing it for the first time and feeling horrible, and she started laughing. I’ve never, in my life, felt compelled to hit a woman until that moment. Fuck, I am stewing over it
tootthekazoo - July 21, 2009
Hopefully she crashes into a door and someone laughs at her.
13194013 - July 21, 2009
I probably would be in hand cuffs right now if I was you
Roy Weaver Stuckey - July 21, 2009
Like the guys that buy a PPV boxing fight and talk shit about the fighters
No honor in laughing at an athlete for putting his heart on his sleeve.
spittle8 - July 21, 2009
I'm praying for rain/tidal waves/seeing the ground give way/watching it all go down.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Reply fail.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Well
this certainly hurts the chances of Guti having a good game on his bobble head night.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
God fucking damnit don't remind me.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
I think I will cry on his bobblehead night
darmok - July 21, 2009
Yep, you'll catch me in the RF seats alternating chugging and pouring out beers for Guti.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
I am going to open the package, shake his little, tiny head...
and break down in tears!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
I haven't bought tickets yet, probably won't even bother now
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Well that's dumb
the bobblehead will still be cool to have, and Guti still rules.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Better make get well soon signs.
I will be.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Ah, great idea!
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
God damn it.
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
GRIFFEY
Poochie - July 21, 2009
If Gutz is out for 2+ weeks this season is over. Just trade everything they can and get ready for 2010.
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
2 weeks?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
A month or more seems more likely at this point
It looked really bad
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I don't know that there is any possible way to estimate the length of time he'll be out.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
There isn't.
Wait and see.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
I sure hope it's 2 weeks or less. That doesn't seem so bad.
darmok - July 21, 2009
At least six innings.
Probably more.
Vatinius - July 21, 2009
I didn't see it.
My point is with all the holes in this team Gutz being on the DL for any amount of time will kill any chance of a post season. Unless someone has a can of magic laying around.
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
Michael Saunders!
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I can't get excited about Saunders right now.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
This isn't how I wanted that to happen.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
This isn't how anyone wanted it to happen.
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Griffey finds fountain of youth outside of safeco field
pleasssseeee
darmok - July 21, 2009
At this point he would have to eat the blood of a unicorn and then use parts of the unicorn's horn in his bat.
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
BONDS
calim - July 21, 2009
Not really concerned with how much of this season he misses. I just want him to have a full recovery from
whatever the injury is
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
Come on M's!
Lets score a rare 10 runs and win one for Guti!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
BALENTIEN YOU BETTER FUCKING HIT A HR IN HIS HONOR
YOU BETTER DO IT
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Lets see some of that RAW power you supposedly have.
Supposedly.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Is it February yet?
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
So does Langerhans take over in center for the foreseeable future?
schismatix - July 21, 2009
I would think so, with Wlad in left
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I don't see why not
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Probably.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Either him or Ichiro.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Win it for Franklin!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
DOINK!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Whats up with all the bitch hits?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
GET THAT FUCKING SMILE OFF YOUR FACE LOPEZ.
NO ONE CARES THAT YOU JUST SCORED.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Scrappy saw the new LL headline and thought@
FUCK YOU
marinerdan - July 21, 2009
What do we know about Seattle under Wakamatsu?
They value defense? Nope, they won’t give up
CKel - July 21, 2009
That doesn't matter
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
The announcer said that
but I realized a lot of you have the SEA feed, im on Detroits
CKel - July 21, 2009
IF you start going Don't Stop Believin' on us
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Rizzs sounds so depressed
not that I blame him.
bluemax - July 21, 2009
Niehaus has lost all enthusiasm for the game entirely.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
I can't imagine that he sounds nearly as depressed as Dave does right now.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Probably not
but he has lost all energy from his voice. It’s pretty disheartening to listen to.
bluemax - July 21, 2009
It must be hard to continue to commentate this game and sound the least bit interested.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
You know it's bad when he starts talking about the economy.
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
Now we need to take out one of their players to make this game more fair.
russak - July 21, 2009
I wanna puke...
This game is a steaming pile of horseshit.
That’s all.
PLU Tim - July 21, 2009
Time to hit the phones Jack
GO GO GO
Poochie - July 21, 2009
PLAYOFFS!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Call me Brad Majors, this game sucks ass
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
Time to start trying to get excited about next year
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Good luck with that.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Dustin Ackley and Michael Saunders in the OF.
russak - July 21, 2009
Not next year.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Did they add a fourth outfield position or are you bouncing one of our best players?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 21, 2009
Langerhans is not one of our best players so I don't know what you're talking about.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
Wait, nevermind I'm an idiot.
Zwakamatsu - July 21, 2009
He's been gone for 20 minutes and already forgotten. =(
joof - July 21, 2009
Yes, lets not write off 2010 just yet.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 21, 2009
How is that going to work
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
If the Nationals can do it then so can we.
russak - July 21, 2009
Please don't imply that Gutz will be hurt still next year.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Maybe we can pull a Dodger..
And win without one of our best players.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Is there anyone to blame for this?
russak - July 21, 2009
Well, there's the guy that allowed that deep fly ball...
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Jak!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Jesus
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Scrappy?
bluemax - July 21, 2009
Garret Olson has a tattoo on his ass that reads, "Owned."
Curiously, only the letters “wned” sit on his right buttock.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
SEE YOU LATER WASHBURN!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Maybe we can kidnap Granderson tonight
Teej - July 21, 2009
Matt Holliday!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Josh Hamilton!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
One of these guys is available
Poochie - July 21, 2009
But cocaine jokes!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Hell, I'll get jacked up and bat.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
Bloomq -
…
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
I have never seen/heard the announcers this sad over a injury before. Both Daves are on pins and needles.
Be okay Gut!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
That diddn't look good...
ChaseB - July 21, 2009
Why do you hate us baseball gods?
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
So.....
Is there a contender that needs from LH pop? Branyan should now be available.
PLU Tim - July 21, 2009
I would try to ink Branyan to a one or two year extension if possible.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
How sure are we that Branyan is going to give Seattle a discount as I believe he stated?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 21, 2009
Trade him and sign him after the season >_>
joof - July 21, 2009
Yes.
Branyan is going to chase the cash. This off-season will be his one and only shot at cashing in. He’d be a fool not to.
PLU Tim - July 21, 2009
He still won't get that much
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Ok then...
trade him and then re-sign him…
PLU Tim - July 21, 2009
I see no reason to sell until we are out of the race
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Yessir
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Not even Sims' hat can cheer me up :(
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Hooray....?
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Well how bout that
BrianL - July 21, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
HANAHANAHANAHAN
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
GD is frozen, I guess it couldn't handle the loss of Gutz either.
russak - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHANS!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Nice going, Hannahan.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Well that was fascinating!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Yay?
No.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
I was just joking to my friend how Hannahan can't hit
And he hits a home run.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
I bet you look like an idiot right now
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I hate that we have lost 2/3 of our Opening Day starting outfield
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
And starting 3B, mind you
calim - July 21, 2009
Yeah but Beltre's injury wasn't an in-game thing.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Which matters why?
calim - July 21, 2009
Umm... because we didn't watch him lay on the ground?
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
I know.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
And our 3rd one sucked.
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Ichiro? :(
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Make me a happy again Branyan.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Branyan says no.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Just coming in, didn't see the injury.
How did it look? 4-6 weeks bad?
sammy - July 21, 2009
Hard to say, but it didn't look good
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
No way to tell how long she is going to be out.
He was hurting though. Down for 10 minutes or so.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
he*
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
If the Mariners can get this game to a 2-run deficit, I'll rethink their possibility of winning the game.
Until then, I’m just going to sit here shaking thinking about Gootz and being thankful that at least he wasn’t taken off the field by truck.
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 21, 2009
Boned?
Goose - July 21, 2009
Griffey to CF?
d0nkey - July 21, 2009
I've got my toe on the rail
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
.
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
What the hell?!? I don't get it but it's funny
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
what? NO WAY!
sammy - July 21, 2009
Free Emoticons you say!
joof - July 21, 2009
dammit
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
Way to ruin our evenings
Poochie - July 21, 2009
It was totally this that ruined my evening.
joof - July 21, 2009
STUPID NON-PADDED WALLS!
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
D=
joof - July 21, 2009
Fuck off Raburn
calim - July 21, 2009
So is there any reason major league baseball doesn't require all outfield walls to be padded?
BrianL - July 21, 2009
The Ivy looks neat
Poochie - July 21, 2009
No one dropped a "HANNAHAN SOLO!"?
Wow, we are depressed.
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
hahaha...
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
So, should I avoid watching the inevitable repeat of the wall crash?
msb - July 21, 2009
yes
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009
Less gruesome than:
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I blame Johjima.
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
This wouldn't have happened if he knew how to call a better game.
faceplant_04 - July 21, 2009
More selfish than Ichiro. Goddamned Jews and their Fang Shway.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
If someone did a gif of it would they get negatively rec'd?
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
They should be banned
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
OH THANK GOD
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Day to day!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
BRUISED ELBOW AND KNEE XRAYS NEGATIVE
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
X-rays are negative!
He’s day-to-day!
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
Day-to-day
FUCKING AWESOME!!
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
Gutz is Day-to-Day
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Contusion!
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
YES
Corco - July 21, 2009
Only elbow and knee contusion. X-Rays Negative!
Playoffs!
joof - July 21, 2009
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUY. SELLSELL:SELLSELL
w00tah - July 21, 2009
YES YES YES
Corco - July 21, 2009
OMG YESYEYSYEYSEYSYEYSYEYSEYSYEYSYEYS
YES!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
DAY 2 DAY
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
OH MY GOD IVE NEVER BEEN MORE RELIEVED IN MY LIFE
I have tears of relief right now
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
WOW
awesome
spikefriedman - July 21, 2009
Thank god, I almost don't care about the outcome of this game any more.
brian_sun - July 21, 2009
LANGERHANS!!
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
LANGERHANS!
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Let us hope that it stays day-to-day
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 21, 2009
Holy shit, that was great
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
HOLY SHIT WE'RE BACK IN THIS
BrianL - July 21, 2009
LANGERHANS!!!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
What the hell is happening?
Teej - July 21, 2009
LEFTIES MOTHERFUCKER
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Wooo it's a ballgame!
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Someone needs to relay this info to the dugout so we care again
calim - July 21, 2009
Whoa, win one for the Gipper
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
LANGERHANS AND HANNAHAN HIT HOMERUNS!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Langerslam!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Langerhanhanhan!!!
msb - July 21, 2009
LANGERHANS
HOLY FUCK THIS GAME IS GOING TO LEAVE ME A GIBBERING MESS!
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
GERMANHANS AND HAMMERHANS!
Homer Power!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Happiness!
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Holy shit, things just went from awful to not so bad at all
Gutz is alright and we’re back in this game
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
YES!!!!!!!
I can’t get describe my feelings right now.
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
wow fail. I can't describe*
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
You can't describe how to describe that you can't describe your feelings.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
GUTZ TRANSFERED HIS OFFENSIVE POWER TO LANGERHANNAHAN!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Is FSN showing the Twins-A's game from last night by mistake?
LauraBu - July 21, 2009
Wow, it's a 3 run game?
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
3 run game, and Guteirrez is all right!
joof - July 21, 2009
Han brothers hr.
w00tah - July 21, 2009
Our free stuff is awesome
Corco - July 21, 2009
Drayer Twitter
Guti update. Left knee and elbow contusions, X-rays on the elbow were negative. He is day to day.3 minutes ago from web
msb - July 21, 2009
Late
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
And I missed the note above-- I was too startled by the HR
msb - July 21, 2009
If Seattle ends up winning,
this could become the most bipolar game thread ever.
schismatix - July 21, 2009
I'm fairly certain nothing will ever top Felix getting Beltran'd.
BrianL - July 21, 2009
Felix Slam?
joof - July 21, 2009
And I'm a fool for not thinking of that.
My apologies.
schismatix - July 21, 2009
What the fuck is up with Brandon Inges random power?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
He hit 20 something homeruns in 2006
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I see
But didn’t he have around 16 at the all-star break?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Yeah, but he's always been a strong dude, but hasn't got the PT/or slumpped
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Looks like Chris is going to be right.
Coach Owens - July 21, 2009
Christ?
brian_sun - July 21, 2009
Gerald Laird's gameday photo makes me think that Gerald Laird is someone you wouldn't want to let children be around.
faceplant_04 - July 21, 2009
He probably smells.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Remember when Felix struck out the side with 9 pitches? Weren't they all called strikes?
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
Random?
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts
darmok - July 21, 2009
Cheering us up!
LauraBu - July 21, 2009
Remember when Edgar hit that double? Didn't Griffey score from first?
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
Pretty much, the radio guys were kind of yammering about nothing. It isn't mentioned very often
Pretty rare, I liked it as much as his grand slam
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
There were a bunch of swinging strikes, and one foul tip.
And Dan Uggla was so traumatized by the experience that he commited an error during the next inning.
joof - July 21, 2009
Ryan doing his best Guti impression
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
I really want to hug Franklin Gutierrez right now
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
I'd be afraid of making it worse.
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
I'm sure he is sore and wouldn't like it very much.
Well not being gay and all.
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
I would be gentle
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
So, what's the prognosis on Guti?
craig3410 - July 21, 2009
X rays negative, two contusions, day to day.
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Thank god.
Though how the hell he only got a contusion from that crash involved dark magic.
craig3410 - July 21, 2009
Fate was on our side today
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
He's OKAY!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Near death, searching for a priest
Poochie - July 21, 2009
He's gotta roll a d20 for a constitution check?
Robert Lintott - July 21, 2009
He needs to make a saving throw.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
That's what I was looking for!
My nerd memory failed me. Dammit.
Robert Lintott - July 21, 2009
I don't think its a saving throw if you have negative hp. Just a stabilization check against your constitution.
But I haven’t played in a long time.
joof - July 21, 2009
He has -1 HP. He needs to roll to stop the bleeding.
joof - July 21, 2009
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation needed... Call gregrabble
…
LauraBu - July 21, 2009
I was just yelling at the computer screen earlier, while watching the game.
Ess Jr said, "Daddy, those guys just need some bubble gum and a new outlook on things. Huh.
kevin_ess - July 21, 2009
Fu Ti Ni
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
To the cocktail lounge!
section331 - July 21, 2009
Hahahaha
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
Good about Gutz. Very good
Also, is it wrong that I’m now have the mad loves for Jak for taking one for the team in this shitty-ass game?
section331 - July 21, 2009
Fu what?
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
Fu-ka-you? Fu-te-ni!
Groovy baby, groovy
LauraBu - July 21, 2009
HOLY SHIT YES
darmok - July 21, 2009
FUCK YEAH
Poochie - July 21, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BrianL - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHANDS!!!1
w00tah - July 21, 2009
HOLY KDLJSATEY(UROIE#WQAHTGRIOLGFAI$RH
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHANS WHAT THE HELL!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Un fucking real
Teej - July 21, 2009
Hell Yeah!
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
HANNAHAN SOLO!
Number Two!!!!!
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
Dude
What
Corco - July 21, 2009
HANANANANANANAHAAAAAANNN!!!!!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Ja! Iss gud!
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
section331 - July 21, 2009
hanannanananananananananananahanb
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
Looks like I missed some excitement
Holy shit Hannahan
JLC - July 21, 2009
JACK HANNAHAN HOLY SHIT!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? I FEEL LIKE DANCING AROUND AND SINGING
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Fucking hell!
Eyeball Kid - July 21, 2009
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
I LOVE YOU MARINERS!
joof - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHAN!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
GUTIERREZ MIND MELDED WITH HANNAHAN BEFORE LIMPING OFF THE FIELD
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Guti and Hannahan switched bodies.
w00tah - July 21, 2009
Wak is laughing his ass off!
section331 - July 21, 2009
Dave mentioned on the radio side that Wak had Hannahan working in the cages for an hour before the game ...
msb - July 21, 2009
Pay off!
section331 - July 21, 2009
HAHAHAHAHANANNANANANANH!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHANANNANANANANH!!!!!!!!
BigR - July 21, 2009
Hot shit!
Two Rs and Two Ls - July 21, 2009
Oh my goodness!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
WOO
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Big
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
I honestly am just in complete shock, this day has gone from horrible, to potentially awesome
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
This game can only be topped with a Cedeno home run and a Johnson pinch hit home run.
w00tah - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHAN, HAMMERHAN, HAMMERHAN
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
HANNAHASEX!
Benne - July 21, 2009
This has been the weirdest, most bi-polar 2 hours of my life...
GoCougs - July 21, 2009
It just occurred to me that if Franklin had made that catch we'd be tied.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
:)edeno!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
CE:DEN:O
Poochie - July 21, 2009
THIS FUCKING TEAM
IF I HAVE A HEART ATTACK I’M SUING THE MARINERS
craig3410 - July 21, 2009
CEDENO!
I LOVE BASEBALL!
joof - July 21, 2009
This is nuts!
ThundaPC - July 21, 2009
RONNY!
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
It seems like someone might have a can of magic afterall.
mark sobba - July 21, 2009
I am so bewildered but I love it.
Torrid - July 21, 2009
Fu-Te Ni
I guess missing out on signing this guy worked out for the Mariners
JLC - July 21, 2009
Ok, it's the 6th inning
Let’s DO this shit!
section331 - July 21, 2009
What the fuck is going on
No me gusta
maalox - July 21, 2009
Sims just called Gutz "By far the best player the Mariners have"
I dont know how I feel about that. The “by far” may be a bit much.
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
He's been amazing.
joof - July 21, 2009
Could be though.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
I would say
1. Ichiro
2. Felix
3. Guti
Karma Police - July 21, 2009
Probably you should switch Guti and Ichiro.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
For the record, it's a very close 1-2-3
But I guess we’ll just agree to disagree
Karma Police - July 21, 2009
Yeah.
JMKaustin - July 21, 2009
He's the 12 most valuable player in all of baseball this season so far.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
*12th.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Im aware. Im just not ready to say he's better than Ichiro yet
Rudy4three - July 21, 2009
BUT HE ALSO HAS THE SPEED AND SEX OF 12 MEN
Karma Police - July 21, 2009
He probably should have qualified it by saying "this month"
maalox - July 21, 2009
Yeah
Or hottest instead of best.
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
I'm afraid to get too excited because I remember we still have to pitch to these assholes.
esoteric - July 21, 2009
Holy Crap we are still in it!
I left after the Guti injury…
SebastianPruiti - July 21, 2009
HAMMERHANS
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
AKA THE BANANAHAMMER
OlSalty - July 21, 2009
I love Dave Sims.
joof - July 21, 2009
Hannaslam?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 21, 2009
Time to tie this motherfucker up
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Steal Ichiro
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Wait a batter
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I don't want to.
ralphie81 - July 21, 2009
Branyan who you gonna call?
Slumpbusters!
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Garrett Olson!
calim - July 21, 2009
Branyan time!!!
Mariner Melee - July 21, 2009
Well this is the weirdest game I've picked up in the middle.
BrettJMiller - July 21, 2009
New game thread up
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957239/7-21-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957239/7-21-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957239/7-21-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957239/7-21-open-game-thread-part-3
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/21/957239/7-21-open-game-thread-part-3
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
It looks like they forgot to finish the letters on Ni's jersey.
section331 - July 21, 2009
So looking at the pitcher, am I the only one who thinks of the Knights who say Ni?
Robert Lintott - July 21, 2009
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