Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +14.4%
Biggest Suckfest: Garrett Olson, -44.1%
Most Important AB: Lopez single, +12.2%
Most Important Pitch: Ordonez grand slam, -16.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -45.7%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -4.3%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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"You ain't so beautiful anymore" - what?
Whatever, brah. Chicks dig scars…and contusions.
Decatur - July 21, 2009
As do dudes.
Decatur - July 21, 2009
Yes they do.
Lucky for Charles Bukowski.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
We were able to get to Porcello which was pretty nice. Also, I like how Ichiro kneeled over Gutz like he was watching over his injured cub.
russak - July 21, 2009
Or mourning his dying lover.
I Lick Squirrels - July 21, 2009
Their sex tape
would outdo Backdoor Sluts 9
Decatur - July 21, 2009
Nice link!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Necessary link as well.
That and the South Park picture are the only safeguards against making non-fans of South Park think I’m a gigantic creep.
Decatur - July 21, 2009
I understand you.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
You're so understanding, rc!
Decatur - July 21, 2009
JOSE LOPEZ 4 BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION!
joof - July 21, 2009
Erick Aybar 3 run triple
Looks like we’re 5.5 back
gregrabble - July 21, 2009
Has there ever been a worse closer who gets the job done consitently than Rodney?
Maybe Todd Jones? Maybe?
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
Well back when Byung-Hyun Kim was a D-back
apparently he saved 36 games one year. Even though every single time I saw him pitch on TV it was a complete disaster. Seriously, I don’t know how his career ERA isn’t infinity. Complete disaster every time
Karma Police - July 21, 2009
Good God, you're right, I remember that.
Kim was almost inexplicably in meltdown mode every time he took the field.
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
How could I forget.
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
QUESTION MARK
SethGrandpa - July 21, 2009
Joe Borowski?
jimmylauderdale - July 21, 2009
He said gets the job done consistently
bluemax - July 21, 2009
Norm Charlton?
Poochie - July 21, 2009
He's the sherriff.
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
I am pleased by the fact that we are 5 games above .500.
I am displeased by the fact that we’re 5.5 out and Franklin Gutierrez was injured today.
Fearless Frog - July 21, 2009
He accidentally the whole season
:(
Trenchtown - July 21, 2009
Robert?
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Internet Meme
tootthekazoo - July 21, 2009
Actually it looks like not!
appleshampoo - July 21, 2009
Close game
Detroit has a good record and this was a road game for us. Besides that Bottom of the 1st meltdown this was an exciting game.
We scored atleast a run in 6 of the 9 innings, and each time we had an at bat it felt like were were gonna do something good. Plus just one hit away from tying it in the 9th. I think after this game, and with Felix and Washburn in the next 2, this will be a successful series, followed by 3 home games against again Cleveland..
fortyniners - July 21, 2009
Glass half full, YES SIR.
Sinking Away - July 22, 2009
I'm sure people have already pointed out that THIS INJURY IS ALL JEFF'S FAULT
BUT I’D JUST LIKE TO REITERATE THAT THIS IS ALL THE FAULT OF JEFF
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Obviously the baseball gods do no like Facebook.
Goose - July 21, 2009
Or the new tagline
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
Or human happiness.
Decatur - July 21, 2009
YES THAT YOU DUMB WHITEFOLK
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Preach the revolution brotha
Poochie - July 21, 2009
It is clear that there is a racism problem on LL and you are all guilty
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Zip it, cracker.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
With content like this comment it is also evident that there is a sexism problem on LL
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Make me a sandwich.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
How dare you objectify a southern woman like myself in front of other people
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
I believe I asked for a sandwich.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Make him dance for his tip
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Hee.
Tip.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
What happens if I don't get it for you?
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Try it and find out.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Rawr?
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
Meow.
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
Hey there are children on this website so try to keep it PG
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Thank you.
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
No prob little buddy
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
I feel oppressed.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I am very good friends with all the children of LL.
Very good friends.
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
When Fogel busts out italics you better pay attention.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I don't like where this subthread went
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
I am very interested where it ends up.
Poochie - July 21, 2009
;)
Poochie - July 21, 2009
I WANT TO TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
I'm sorry sub thread closed
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
Hey sailor
Poochie - July 21, 2009
Neverending Subthread Part 1
Dewey N - July 21, 2009
You're my luck dragon, Fogel.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
All we need to do is chainsmoke and we'd be an episode of Mad Men
Shrug - July 21, 2009
Where's my whiskey?
msb - July 21, 2009
I call Joan
Aaron Campeau - July 21, 2009 via mobile
Should we also point out that Matthew extolled the virtues of Jack Hannahan and Ryan Langerhans, and they both immediately hit home runs?
seattlebruin - July 22, 2009
For some good news i got to see a solar eclipse today.
Here
I’m in Korea so I didn’t get the complete thing. Still pretty crazy.
Slow Country - July 21, 2009
FIRST OUR BELOVED GUTIERREZ IS INJURED, AND NOW A VAST, MALEVOLENT DARKNESS JUST SWALLOWED THE SUN!
Now is the time for penance, sacrifices, and wise counsel from the LL Council of Elders. We must have done something to truly anger the Gods.
Decatur - July 21, 2009
It was nice.
I’m at Osan AB down near Pyongtaek and it got a little dim and cooler here, but I didn’t have any luck using a mirror to see it.
hairofthedawg - July 21, 2009
The people I work with and I
looked at it through a drum.
Slow Country - July 21, 2009
From my niece's exchange group:
“We ventured south to Bu yeo City to see some of the countryside and learn some history. On the way there we were able to see the solar eclipse. It was spectacular! Of course, we were all very careful while glimpsing the sky. One benefit of the eclipse was that it made the morning much cooler.”
msb - July 22, 2009
Ya.
Ichiro is totally from Asia. That must be it.
Slow Country - July 21, 2009
Reply fail.
Slow Country - July 21, 2009
Matt Pitman's Twitter:
Good to hear Gutty is OK…xrays negative. Hope day to day means no more than a day. M’s can’t lose DTFT!!
Death to Flying Things has new wings!
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
SELL SELL SELL
All is lost!
Spoomeister - July 21, 2009
Coming from the guy who has the name "Spoomeister"
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
What does that have to do with anything?
Spoomeister - July 21, 2009
Your name is spoomeister.
M'sin.. - July 21, 2009
This is probably the funniest comment ever uttered. Today.
Sorry RC, the sandwich thing is still terrific.
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
I'll come back better than ever.
royalcurve - July 21, 2009
I expect you to out-outrageous New Fogel.
Decatur - July 22, 2009
No way. I know when I'm out of my league.
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
Get well soon, Franklin. Just saw the video. What’d he run, 3 miles?
westbrook - July 21, 2009
I watched it as well he ran a long ways to get there.
The Tiger’s announcers were weird to listen to. One of them was watching Guti and noticed he was hurt and was quiet and the other was getting excited over the triple.
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
And I didn't notice Cedeno all the way over there.
Slurvey - July 21, 2009
Yeah, Yuni ran up from KC and shoved him...
PositivePaul - July 21, 2009
Don't forget,
JACK FUCKING HANNAHAN
Snowman1025 - July 21, 2009 via mobile
Does anyone know why Bedard is being moved back to Saturday?
Shoulder a problem, or are the M’s moving him to set up the starting rotation for match ups in the schedule? Something else?
Kermit. - July 21, 2009
Probably just getting him rest when they can
Jeff Sullivan - July 21, 2009
That's what Drayer said...
msb - July 22, 2009
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