Drayer was talking during the rain-delay vamp about Felix
He was reminicing about making his debut here 4 years ago— and happily telling the reporters that he had the same locker today as then, and the ball was in his locker today, just as it was back then— she then reminded us that back then he was a chubby baby with curly hair…
as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the mound beneath. It is twice blessed
He that gives hugs and him that takes strikeouts.
The mightiest in the mightiest, it becomes
The throned King better than his crown.
His Curve shows the force of royal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein there sits the dread and fear of hitters.
Larry Stone had an entertaining chat with Wak about it
here. I’ve never seen anyone with as pronounced a twist as Tiant, though.
Roger Angell pegged it:
1) Call the Osteopath: In midpitch the man suffers an agonizing seizure in the central cervical region, which he attempts to fight off with a sharp backward twist of the head.
2) Out of the Woodshed: Just before releasing the ball he steps over a raised sill and simultaneously ducks his head to avoid conking it on the low doorframe.
3) The Runaway Taxi: Before the pivot, he sees a vehicle bearing down on him at top speed, and pulls back his entire upper body just in time to avoid a nasty accident.
4) Falling Off the Fence: An attack of vertigo nearly causes him to topple over backward on the mound. Strongly suggests a careless dude on the top rung of the corral.
5) The Slipper-Kick: In the midpitch, he surprisingly decides to get rid of his left shoe.
6) The Low-Flying Plane(a subtle development and amalgam of 1, 3, and 4 above): While he is pivoting, an F-I05 buzzes the ball park, passing over the infield from the third-base to the first-base side at a height of eight feet. He follows it all the way with his eyes.
Yep.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Yep.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
RUNS DONGLORDS
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
YES!
Finally, a new word for my vocabulary!
section331 - July 22, 2009
Holy crap
There is baseball and soccer happening at the same time on Saturday. My universe may implode.
section331 - July 22, 2009
I cannot believe that has never happened before.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Same day, yes
But same time? This year?
section331 - July 22, 2009
Happened a week or two ago.
Teej - July 22, 2009
That was a soccer game in the morning
And a baseball game in the evening.
The upcoming weekend games are both going to be at 1pm, according to the ad I just saw….
section331 - July 22, 2009
There have been at least two Sounders games played during a Mariner game already this year.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
And another this weekend.
msb - July 22, 2009
Did not know that.
I have a friend with seasons, she never mentioned it (and would have, I would have thought).
section331 - July 22, 2009
Seattle Sounders FC vs Chicago Fire Saturday July 25, 2009, 12PM Qwest Field
msb - July 22, 2009
Well, no this one I knew about
Mathew was saying that simultaneous live games downtown had already happened twice this year.
section331 - July 22, 2009
No I did not.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
How is this the least bit important?
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Irony!
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Coincidence?
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
I wonder what an ironic coincidence would look like.
A mugger getting robbed and then being arrested for his prior mugging?
Matthew - July 22, 2009
A wedding DJ having a skippy Alanis Morrisette CD
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I knew that was what you getting at with your original comment
Traffic is going to be a bugger
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
I think someone's being difficult
I love obstinance for the sake of obstinance. And yes, it is.
section331 - July 22, 2009
No one said downtown.
You just said going on at the same time, so that’s what I was talking about.
Teej - July 22, 2009
I assumed - perhaps wrongly so
That people were watching this game on FSN. I saw an ad. I responded. No different than how I react to a lot of things that happen to the game.
section331 - July 22, 2009
Not when they were both at home retard
Robert - July 22, 2009
Why would that matter in the least?
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Traffic for one.
JMKaustin - July 22, 2009
As related to the OP.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Huh
Mainly, because it was my point.
section331 - July 22, 2009
Where?
And again, so? It is not like you can be at both so it makes no difference from a viewing standpoint if both are at home.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Truth.
I am no longer interested in this brand of discussion, however.
section331 - July 22, 2009
Safeco will finally be loud!
Robert - July 22, 2009
I can't remember what day it was, but I was just watching a Sounders and Mariners game at the same time.
Teej - July 22, 2009
Live?
section331 - July 22, 2009
Yes.
Teej - July 22, 2009
Traffic is going to be loltastic
Nick S - July 22, 2009
WE'RE GONNA WIN
calim - July 22, 2009
I love swinging at shit in the dirt.
The ghost of Beltre lives!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Felix should place a towel of his head again.
Maybe it will bring us good fortune once more.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Over*
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Another glove.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Hey Wladdy, how about a home run when we could use one?
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Carlos Silva is on our team
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
The Mariners and Tigers are basically a Venezuelan split-squad match-up.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
TAKE
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
TAKE
calim - July 22, 2009
Boy, you turn away to check on the spaghetti, and the GT turns over.
msb - July 22, 2009
THAT IS NOT A STRIKE YOU IDIOT
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
FUCK UMPIRES
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
That wasn't a strike
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Jesus fuck
Dewey N - July 22, 2009
Naturally
bluemax - July 22, 2009
YOU ARE TERRIBLE
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Ball 4 was called a strike.
JMKaustin - July 22, 2009
This is so much worse than yesterday
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Should have been a walk?
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
ROBOTS!
Mbad - July 22, 2009
Wlad is fucking worthless.
Goose - July 22, 2009
So are umpires, which makes for a bad combination
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Yeah, fuck Wlad for having a call go against him.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
He also swung at crap
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
The last pitch was good
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Well fuck him in the ear in any case
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
It was a strike.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Joe West.
Better known for his personality than his umpiring.
msb - July 22, 2009
This series is worse than the Colorado game.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
HE IS BAD AND YOU ARE BAD BUT BE LESS BAD
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Who do the Tigers generally use for the 8th?
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Lyon I think
Who has actually been better lately.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Galarraga
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Not if we knock him out in the seventh!
calim - July 22, 2009
102 pitches, you think so?
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Seay, Lyon or if they want to lose Zoom but Zoom's hurt.
13194013 - July 22, 2009
ATTA WIGGITYWAY
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
This is new
Dewey N - July 22, 2009
I enjoy Langerhans immensely.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Another good AB for Langerhans
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Rob Johnson double, please.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
A J-Dub?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Great, Rob up again.
msb - July 22, 2009
Rob Johnson's home run against Millwood went 430 feet
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
No
Dewey N - July 22, 2009
I will fuck your mother
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
And then complain about it
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
From what I hear she is an animal in bed so I am sure you won't be disappointed
Dewey N - July 22, 2009
Is she the clam part of Last Clam of Jose Lopez?
joof - July 22, 2009
That would be Fogel's face
Robert - July 22, 2009
I hear it is not the first time Fogel's face has been inside a clam.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
I find this impossible to believe
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Agree to disagree
Robert - July 22, 2009
Yes, but if he has the face of a clam, I would assume that one of the parents would be a clam.
joof - July 22, 2009
That's how you draw a fucking walk, Wlad.
russak - July 22, 2009
Wlad drew a walk.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
If Wlad didn't make a habit of swinging at pitches in Nebraska I might have some sympathy
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Wlad technically should have drawn a walk
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Hit something into a not-glove.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
HIT A DINGER CAPTAIN AMERICA
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I bet this umpire is just as tired of the M's flailing around as anybody
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
sfhaiopsjfgsflijo1pijkblkopbklfg ;b
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
You're fucking worthless Rob Johnson
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
But he has a good belief system!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
WHY CAN'T YOU CALL THE PITCHES YOU'RE GOING TO GET
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
He's no Miguel Cairo.
joof - July 22, 2009
SIGN CAIRO
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Worthless cunting cuntcunt
Nick S - July 22, 2009
I swear to god they've swung at every slider thrown low and away!
schismatix - July 22, 2009
Ozzie Guillen on Bobby Jenks
Goose - July 22, 2009
Classic Ozzie
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Brutally honest.
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
VENEZUELA~!
bluemax - July 22, 2009
Pfft, he abandoned them long ago.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Did he?
bluemax - July 22, 2009
He's one of us now!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
I love that guy, I have a hard time understanding how a person cannot like a man that says shit like that
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
I hate him.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I like the fact that he exists more than I like him specifically
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
I like the fact that he recruited a pitching machine for his baseball team
Robert - July 22, 2009
What if his father kicked his ass repeatedly for failing to mow the lawn correctly?
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
I would take joy in his prior suffering
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I have a friend who went to high school with Bobby Jenks.
One day at lunch, Bobby threw an orange at a kid and made him cry.
ty540 - July 22, 2009
Vids or it didn't happen
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
I can't believe we're losing.
I can’t believe we’re losing.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
I can"t believe they are winning.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
I can't believe it is not butter!
mark sobba - July 22, 2009
.
Edanger6 - July 22, 2009
Little, swarthy people.
msb - July 22, 2009
No politics [late]
Trenchtown - July 22, 2009
So, does this intensify the "they need just one more bat" drumbeat?
msb - July 22, 2009
This intensifies the "SELL SELL SELL" drumbeat for sure.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
I feel like EQC invented the tracer.
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX FELIX
Robert - July 22, 2009
He's pitching for a loss so he can't be that good
Dewey N - July 22, 2009
We're building his trade value up.
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!
forte40 - July 22, 2009
I hate you now.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
But Felix should have had a big hit in this game. Then he wouldn't have to worry about losing.
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
Excellent point.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
110 pitches
bluemax - July 22, 2009
111
Not too bad.
bluemax - July 22, 2009
SCORE
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Eighth inning
Magic things happen.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Do the towel thing, Felix!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
My goodness this game is retarded.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
So despite throwing 62 pitches in the first 3 innings, Felix still goes 7.
Suck it Bedard.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Brandon Inge is in!
Hit it at his knees!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
I want Felix to hug someone so hard this inning,
He turns him into a gif!
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
If this has to happen, I would prefer Ronny.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
We don't have anyone to replace Ronny with.
I’d prefer not to break our only shortstop, thanks.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
Hannahan single, Ronny HR?
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
I guarantee we win this game
CapSea - July 22, 2009
Take that, society.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
I guarantee we are going to win.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
That was kind of creepy.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Great minds.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
I guarantee that there will be a result in this game.
Goose - July 22, 2009
EVERYBODY DO THE WAVE
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Atta way to go Jeffie
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Jeffie?
Matthew - July 22, 2009
I take Fogel at his word
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
What is my role in all of this?
Dewey N - July 23, 2009
I mistook your sweet ass for someone else
Jeff Sullivan - July 23, 2009
I don't know if you're aware, but people with the name Jeff hate being called that.
joof - July 22, 2009
Fortunately his name is Jackie Handjob
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Indeedsie.
joof - July 22, 2009
Hannawalk!
Nick S - July 22, 2009
HANNAHAN!
LEAD OFF BASE RUNNER! BUNT?
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
HanaWalk!
forte40 - July 22, 2009
Walk pro!
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
HIT THE BALL OVER THE FUCKING FENCE IN FAIR TERRITORY!
Goose - July 22, 2009
I love me some walks.
russak - July 22, 2009
0 outs, 1 on
Lets go M’s!!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
The only good thing about the shutout,
is they’re leaving him in to blow it.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
Jack Hannahan just displayed some rare plate patience.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
I bet Galarraga was holding his breath the entire time Leyland was out there.
Didn’t want to get secondhand smoke.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Leyland also likes eating Twinkies and other junk food.
So that ball is probably covered in cream filling.
13194013 - July 22, 2009
Pregame description of Jimmy lying on a coach, smoking, with an empty bucket of KFC in front of him.
Rizzs pointed out that Leyland apparently liked the new grilled chicken.
msb - July 22, 2009
His heart is probably the size of a bus.
13194013 - July 22, 2009
Odd.
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
tiple clutch?
forte40 - July 22, 2009
They knew Ronny would ground out so they sent Hanahan.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
What the fuck, how did Cedeno not beat that out?
Goose - July 22, 2009
We need Ichiro to get a hit so badly
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
The Hit and Run works!
bluemax - July 22, 2009
This standing ovation gives me the willies
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
I see Willie Ballgame has a 0.2 WAR
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Better then Cedeno =(
joof - July 22, 2009
He's been hovering around that point all season, but I hear he's hurt
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
Ichiro is due.
russak - July 22, 2009
He seems to strike out in these situations. Or so the pessimist in me says.
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
What?
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
He seems to strike out in these situations. Or so the pessimist in me says.
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Sorry. Didn't say it loud enough.
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
HE SEEMS TO STRIKE OUT IN THESE SITUATIONS OR SO THE PESSIMIST IN ME SAYS
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
What?
joof - July 22, 2009
He'll never make it at the major league level.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
He'll be nothing but a 4th outfielder at best.
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
Maybe as a 4th outfielder.
msb - July 22, 2009
Ugh watching games against the Tigers is boring.
So many pitching changes to get the same handed matchups.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
I maintain that games in Cleveland, Texas, and Oakland are worse
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Everything in Texas is worse.
section331 - July 22, 2009
St. Louis would be the worst
Matthew - July 22, 2009
St. Louis gets the Pujols boost
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Watching someone play 1B is not terribly exciting.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Albert Pujols is the only person who actually plays baseball
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
faggot
Poochie - July 22, 2009
Possibly, but Detroit have the worst announcers.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
White Sox
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Agreed, but out of the teams Jeff listed.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
Sorry, I wasn't paying enough attention
I just saw ‘worst announcers’ and couldn’t help myself.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Branyan is still due for a home run.
And ichiro needs to stop flirting with a home run and actually put it in play!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Home runs are not in play
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Gameday disagrees.
But you are right.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
I wasn't referring to the home run
I was just saying he needs to put it in play. I should have clarified that, my bad.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
ASS
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
FUCK
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
GOD
BrianL - July 22, 2009
"ASS FUCK GOD"
Good suggestion guys
Mbad - July 22, 2009
That was one lazy handjob
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Well we're boned
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Sheeeit
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
Well shit.
bluemax - July 22, 2009
FUCK ASS TITTIES
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Sorry
I can’t let that one go without sharing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTI2xX5ttkQ
section331 - July 22, 2009
Fuck
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!
Goose - July 22, 2009
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING ATA-- HOLY SHIT HOME RUUUUUN!!!!
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
God diddily dammit
Nick S - July 22, 2009
fuck my life
IceStormV1 - July 22, 2009
Remarkable.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
There ain;t no luck but bad today.
msb - July 22, 2009
Steal 2nd
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Oh fuck
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
GONE!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
GODDAMMIT
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
FUCK YES
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
BRANYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - July 22, 2009
YES YES YES YES!
Goose - July 22, 2009
AEWTFAQIEWFJOASPDIFJASODFJNASKLFHAIUESOEFH
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
HELLLLYEAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CapSea - July 22, 2009
FELIX!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
This is fantastic.
How does this not have more recs?
JY - July 22, 2009
It had like 50 the first time it was posted
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
BECAUSE IT'S MINE
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
I'm pretty sure it got dozens the first time it was posted
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Or what acblue said.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
We've all seen it like 30 times
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
YESYESYESYESFUCKYES
BrianL - July 22, 2009
WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!!!!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES THANK YOU RUSSELL!!!
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
HOLY SHIT
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
BRANYAN JUST ASS FUCKED GOD
Matthew - July 22, 2009
FUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!!!!
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
FIST PUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
KILL!!!!!!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
BRANYAN!
joof - July 22, 2009
MUSCLE CANYON!!!!
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
AWESOME!!!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
That feels so good.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
sa,k.jfhslk.rajnk.ajlfjkd;lsakf;dsalk';flkfla;fk;dask';kfd;as'lkl;'lk';
Robert - July 22, 2009
BRANYAN YES YES YES
Mbad - July 22, 2009
BITCHES!
joof - July 22, 2009
Oh, Seay can you see!!!!!
msb - July 22, 2009
Beat me to it.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
The only joke I ever wrote.
If Ron Cey became an umpire, then the fans could sing “Oh, Cey can you see”.
It was a very long time ago.
msb - July 22, 2009
AMAZING!!!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
"A MOMENTOUS BLAST"- NIEHAUS
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
HOLY SHIT!
MFAN - July 22, 2009
A win for Felix!
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Only if Felix pitches for at least one out in the 8th.
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Nope!
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
More like "only if we don't blow the lead"
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Like that could conceivably happen.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
No
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
He closed his half of the same inning, he's good for the win
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
No, he closed the bottom half of the 7th. This is the top of the 8th, right?
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Wait is it? I lost track
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
Felix was the pitcher of record when we took the lead.
No worries.
Teej - July 22, 2009
How so? It's the pitcher of record in the inning when the lead is taken...
As long as a starter goes at least 5.
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Pitcher of record as of the last out in the half inning before when the lead gets taken.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Thanks! MLB Offical Rules are very confusing
Tons of pages on what you can and cannot do to your unifornm, but too little on other stuff.
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
WOOOO!
Goose - July 22, 2009
Ahahaha YES!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
YES!!!!!
thank you wilder
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Oh, dear...
section331 - July 22, 2009
YES YES YES
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Oh my God yes that is fucking amazing
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
This deserves 1,000 recs
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Credit Wilder
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
It's cool.
I should make a fanshot, though, so we can reference it easier.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
I went and rec a bunch of random comments by you.
Although If you could make a version where you see the homerun and then it freezes on the pitcher jacking for about 5-10secs that would be awesome.
Scruffy Lefty - July 22, 2009
I have been working on several didn't versions.
I do have the full video gif, but it is too large to upload. I will work on it this weekend.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
The Director's Cut Reissue!
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
Oh didn't know he made the gif
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Love it.
Scruffy Lefty - July 22, 2009
Perfect.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
I see a lot of people don't look at the fanshots still
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Yeah.
These should be Wilder’s rec’s people.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Vicarious recs are cool.
You got to it quicker. My internet would not load my photobucket fast enough.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
I don't give a shit about recs anyways.
Consider them yours.
Goose - July 22, 2009
This is a wonderful gif that may never be frontpaged
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
You sexy sexy piece of muscle!
ColeFitz88 - July 22, 2009
DON'T FUCK WITH BRAN MAN.
russak - July 22, 2009
YES!!!!!
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
FUCK ME IN ME ASS RUSSELL!
Scruffy Lefty - July 22, 2009
SHOW FELIX!
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
I knew it! Every time Justin Morneau passes Russ in HRs, Russ responds.
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
THANK GOD FOR SEX CANNON!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
JMKaustin - July 22, 2009
WHAT A TERRIBLE PITCH TO THROW RUSSELL
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
IceStormV1 - July 22, 2009
JUST KIDDING I LOVE BASEBALL AGAIN
Nick S - July 22, 2009
Swell!
section331 - July 22, 2009
YES!!!!
mark2 - July 22, 2009
SO I just came back what happened?
Slurvey - July 22, 2009
Branyan HR to give us a 2-1 lead.
russak - July 22, 2009
THAT FUCK BLAST BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY CURRENT STATE OF TUMESCENCE
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I just simulated the Jeff pouring beer on himself gif
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
I AM GLAD I BOUGHT A NEW SIXER
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
One run lead that was taken late? Game over. Anyone at the game may leave now to avoid traffic.
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
You must think highly of our bullpen.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
It's a Felix day.
The bullpen would’nt dare mess with his win.
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
shut up shut up shut up shut up
ColeFitz88 - July 22, 2009
RUSSELL
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
I expected to Seay jack off to that.
JMKaustin - July 22, 2009
BRANYAN
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
FUCK
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
YES
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
We need a whole series of...
Felix 8th inning thank you homer hug gifs.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
I didn;t get to see Felix' reaction to this one.
msb - July 22, 2009
Clapped, smiled, pointed at the sky, crushed a cup of water
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
The cup crushing was interesting.
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
Symbolic.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
And he did it with Sweeney! I think
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
That's what it looked like..
seattlesundevil - July 22, 2009
Huh.
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
Was that the stomping I saw?
Not unlike crushing the glass at a Jewish wedding?
msb - July 22, 2009
There was a flat cup on the dugout floor when he walked away
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
It was not the violent "finally a conjugal visit" hug he gave Gutz,
but it was sweet, respectful and romantic.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
:)
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
I JUST CAME IN MY PANTS
I Lick Squirrels - July 22, 2009
Well if baseball causes such a reaction there is one time-tested method for preventing premature ejaculation that isn't going to do much good.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I think about the Royals
abender20 - July 22, 2009
Premature e-jack-ulation?
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Russell Branyan hit a home run and I...
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
How have the Red Sox scored so few runs in Arlington?
Frustrating.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
The Red Sox are something like 5-17 against the AL West.
joof - July 22, 2009
.
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Im wearing no clothes!!!
Slica - July 22, 2009
Thanks.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Woo!
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
That was one hanging line drive
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
mammoth home run!
go m’s
tbirdad - July 22, 2009
I WOULD LET RUSSELL VIOLENTLY VIOLATE ANY OF MY ORIFICES.
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
Angels are getting beat by KC
CapSea - July 22, 2009
Hey look at that!
The Royals just took a two run lead!
schismatix - July 22, 2009
3 run lead!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Mark Teahan hit a two run single
YUNI SCORES! GOOOO YUNI!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
HAHAHA YES GO MONKEY GO
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
,
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
This is hypnotic.
schismatix - July 22, 2009
(Warning)
May kill rallys
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
IceStormV1 - July 22, 2009
For the record..
Im 2-2 on predicting home runs! I shall now retire with a perfect record.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Those baseballs are just hanging up in the air. Weird.
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
Langerhans is fast in a Jake Locker White Boy way.
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
I was about to turn off the radio and just watch TV and then I heard Dave talking about how heavy jousting armor is
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Nice job Lowe.
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Ahahahahaha Sims
BrianL - July 22, 2009
I love Dave Sims so much
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Also, Niehaus called Langerhans Langerhaus, Franklin Gutierrez Felix Gutierrez and Gerald Laird Rob Johnson
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I can understand all of them except the last one
bamfor - July 22, 2009
Jose Baez.
msb - July 22, 2009
MARK LOWE! POLO!
joof - July 22, 2009
Damint...
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
Fail
Damnit
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
That would of been funnier if Rob Johnson had chased him all the way down the line.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Dave just called him Rob Lowe
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
And then corrected himself and called him Mark Lowe 9 times.
Goose - July 22, 2009
OK Aardsma. Don't fuck this up
if you do, I’ll shove sand up your ass and fuck you
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Then you both lose
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
He will have already hurt me more than sand ever could
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
I imagine it would be wiser to fuck him and then shove sand up his ass.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Then we'll have to call you a slightly different name...
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
Hahaha Rob Johnson is slow
And what the fuck did Sims just say? All I heard was an orgy of Mark Lowes.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 22, 2009
I like Rob Johnson trying to chase Clete down
abender20 - July 22, 2009
Dave Sims is from Marklar.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
DAVE SIMS IS LOSING IT and it's hilarious
abender20 - July 22, 2009
Insurance please
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Better get Geico
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Drayer was talking during the rain-delay vamp about Felix
He was reminicing about making his debut here 4 years ago— and happily telling the reporters that he had the same locker today as then, and the ball was in his locker today, just as it was back then— she then reminded us that back then he was a chubby baby with curly hair…
msb - July 22, 2009
I miss his hair.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
I miss his hats
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
His hats flying off his hair.
msb - July 22, 2009
Falling down off his head?
as the gentle rain from heaven
Upon the mound beneath. It is twice blessed
He that gives hugs and him that takes strikeouts.
The mightiest in the mightiest, it becomes
The throned King better than his crown.
His Curve shows the force of royal power,
The attribute to awe and majesty,
Wherein there sits the dread and fear of hitters.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
This is gayer than John Travolta's fantasy life
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Poetry is gay
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Seconded.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
Gay like Fogel's mom
Matthew - July 22, 2009
I like the challenge
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
At least she acknowledged her mistake and moved on.
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I was wondering why she was calling me Maxine.
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
To be fair, that IS what's written on the back of your underwear.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
As do I.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Rob Lowe pitches for the Mariners!
ImaginaryRomances - July 22, 2009
"MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE!"
“MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE! MARK LOWE!”
ImaginaryRomances - July 22, 2009
Even Griffey's bats are old and broken down.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
This is necessary
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Leyland is proving me right.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
Need to keep the Mariners limited to two hits.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
So, Griffey should retire.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
What they're not letting Wlad tee off on Seay again?
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
I vote we start calling Wlad Hans
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Can't you see how fucking busy I am Hans Brix?
abender20 - July 22, 2009
That is not what I was going for but I do love that movie.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
I can't see the name Hans without thinking of that.
abender20 - July 22, 2009
Oh, there are far too many other Hanses in my mind.
msb - July 22, 2009
Jazz Hans
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
I got it.
I think.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Besides his penis, Felix's emotional side might be my favorite part about him
Robert - July 22, 2009
I couldn't agree with you more.
royalcurve - July 22, 2009
This might be my favourite comment ever.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Uh oh. Brandon "Machinehead" Lyon running out.
ImaginaryRomances - July 22, 2009
I love how the Tigers signed Lyons to be their closer and he lost the job in the first two weeks of last season.
Goose - July 22, 2009
And he's making more money this year than our entire bullpen.
With the exception of Batista.
schismatix - July 22, 2009
Why can't they find a decent closer?
It was their own fault with Todd Jones I guess.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Wlad!
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Up your trade value Wlad, nice.
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
Now for a steal
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
Shit since when are we able to get five lefties into a line up?
I mean, only two can hit at all but all the same
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
I actually feel someone confident with Langerhans at the plate
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
somewhat*
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
It's better without the correction.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
I concur.
section331 - July 22, 2009
eeeeh
he’s sort of a Branyan without the floppy donkey shlong
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Is it because he's somewhat competent?
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I prefer to feel insecure people
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
It is easier.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Especially if you voice your displeasure while you do it
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
That sure is lumpy.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
rawr
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
I'm amazed Money Tree hasn't bought the naming rights to Comerica Park yet
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Nobody in Detroit can qualify for even short term loans.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Eventually a black market firearms kingpin is going to say "fuck it" and buy the Pistons.
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
You mean the former mayor?
abender20 - July 22, 2009
There's a small part of me that wants to move to Detroit because it is amazing
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Also, houses for 40 dollars!
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I'm amazed that it hasn't been taken over by punk rockers yet
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Bus fair isn't cheap
bluemax - July 22, 2009
fare
bluemax - July 22, 2009
Maybe it has and we just do not know it yet.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
NormNorm took Langerhans to his first MLB game.
msb - July 22, 2009
Aahh
makes sense
msb - July 22, 2009
M y letter to the 7th inning worked!
They just didn’t get it until the 8th…
section331 - July 22, 2009
I expect great things from Rob Johnson right now.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
That would've been great if I did it
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Since when do you ever expect great things?
Unless you were expecting Great Things!
CapSea - July 22, 2009
Rob should just try and bunt on 3 straight pitches to get this over with.
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
Aardsma time
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
This would be a bad time for one of those deep flyballs to fly out of here.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
4 little numbers!
Scruffy Lefty - July 22, 2009
That's how you win 10 grand!
Goose - July 22, 2009
I thought Yuni was doing well as a Royal but it turns out he's 4-20
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
His plate discipline is the same as it ever was.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
You take that back!
He just worked an 8 pitch AB!
schismatix - July 22, 2009
I think he's great as a Royal.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
I actually hoped that a change of scenery would boost him to an average fielder with a slightly below bat
bamfor - July 22, 2009
Hannahomer?
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Shit lost track of the outs
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Let's go Aard's
Rob Lowe did his job. Now it is yours.
tbirdad - July 22, 2009
Rob Lowe is on this team?
I always got him confused with Robert Downey Jr back in the day….
section331 - July 22, 2009
Sims called him Rob Lowe today...
tbirdad - July 22, 2009
Did he really?
Maybe he gets confused, too! haha!
section331 - July 22, 2009
Marcus Thames - Freak power and contact problems.
David Aardsma – Freak fastball with command problems.
Two men enter, only one shall leave.
abender20 - July 22, 2009
Suck it, nerd
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I think I actually whispered, in a girlish little voice "please hit a homerun Branyan" before he did.
I hope Aardsma comes through.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
Me too
I’ve got a lot riding on it
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Excitement Rising!
Going Up?
Scruffy Lefty - July 22, 2009
Why
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Oh goddamnit I didn't pay attention to who posted this.
Goose - July 22, 2009
You're weird
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Dammit
Kermit. - July 22, 2009
Dammit...
Slurvey - July 22, 2009
Mark Lowe might be better looking than Rob
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
But he might not
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Mark has the mutton chops
but Rob has the eyepatch.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
His finest moment.
msb - July 22, 2009
Agreed.
I love those films.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
Anyone have Dave's regression post fresh in the mind too? Nervous...
manyoso - July 22, 2009
Hush
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Won't be a problem until Texas.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Two more.
Don’t make this interesting Aardsma.
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
So Brent Clevlen, Josh Anderson, and Clete Thomas are all white
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
There aren't black people named Brent
abender20 - July 22, 2009
K!
Goose - July 22, 2009
Well that was simple
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
YES! 1 MORE BABY
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
YOu have a baby every time DA strikes a guy out?
that’s awesome
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
Come on DA!
mark sobba - July 22, 2009
Pitch 2 was not a strike.
6-2 KC
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
Throw Inge batting practice!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
BREAKING BALL! A GOOD ONE!
ANOTHER!
MFAN - July 22, 2009
Two offspeed pitches for strikes = boned
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
Offspeed!
ignacio - July 22, 2009
AHHHH
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
CASE CLOSED!
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
YES YES YES MARINERS WIN FUCK YES
AND THE ANGELS ARE LOSING BY 4 RUNS
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Case closed!
Goose - July 22, 2009
Case Closed!
CapSea - July 22, 2009
WOOOOO!
BrianL - July 22, 2009
YES!!!!!!!!!!
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
WOOO WIN!
kentroyals5 - July 22, 2009
50 wins for Felix!
Goose - July 22, 2009
Case closed!
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
Sims: CASE CLOSED!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Sims has done a great job with Aardsma.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
come on baby
yeah
tbirdad - July 22, 2009
This has been
a lovely evening.
Attractive Nuisance - July 22, 2009
Oh my god holy crap!
And we’re getting BOOED! Sweet!
section331 - July 22, 2009
I'm sure its the tigers that are getting booed.
tbirdad - July 22, 2009
I'd like to think it's us.
section331 - July 22, 2009
THAT WAS THE BEST AARDSMA SAVE EVER!
11 wins for Felix! CY YOUNG!
Fuckmikereilly - July 22, 2009
This game was mostly retarded.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Oh shit case closed is the new thing? That's fucking awesome.
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Huh. We won.
Weird, that feels.
Matthew - July 22, 2009
Called it.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
I called it first.
You should have been faster country.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
Props homie.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
And to you, good sir.
CapSea - July 22, 2009
I love the Sims "Case closed!" call. It's one of his few really genuine calls.
abender20 - July 22, 2009
I hope it sticks, that's pretty awesome
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Mariners 50th win... Felix's 50th win too.. Hmmmm
seattlesundevil - July 22, 2009
We had two hits today.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Two hits.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
Deux?
marinerdan - July 22, 2009
do
Bearskin Rugburn - July 22, 2009
5 walks.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
Yep.
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
A win that came out of nowhere.
ignacio - July 22, 2009
I cannot believe we won.
Goose - July 22, 2009
ROB JOHNSON IS YOUR POST-GAME INTERVIEW!?
BrianL - July 22, 2009
Fuck that, I'm listening to the Branyan interview with Drayer on 710
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
When you can interview a guy who went 0-4 and is barely hanging above a .200 BA, you gotta do it.
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
SEXING FUCK YES!!!
PLAYOFFS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!
I Lick Squirrels - July 22, 2009
Rob Johnson:
“A lot of teams know we try to be aggressive and get strike one, and they try to take advantage of it and did.”
Hey, here’s a thought….
CapSea - July 22, 2009
And the Mariners AAAA team is beating the Anaheim Angels of Compton!
By 1…2…3…4! 4 runs!
ImaginaryRomances - July 22, 2009
Ze Count!
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
Anaheim could not be more different than Compton
Aaron Campeau - July 22, 2009
You should know as well as anyone
that Anacrime is pretty far from Compton.
bluemax - July 22, 2009
Royals up 6-2 vs Angels?
This is different.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
I like it. Though the Royals will inevitably blow it.
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
6-3...
It happens as we speak.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
Aww...I didn't need to hear that.
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
Texas can't sweep the Red Sox can they?
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
Looks like they're going to
But at least the Angels might actually lose a game
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
That used to be our annual thing.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Enjoy the left side of this webpage
Russell and Felix both at the top.
MLB stats
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
Ichiro, too
Fuck you, alphabet.
Eyeball Kid - July 22, 2009
RBIs are the only thing a Mariner is not listed on.
Wilder. - July 22, 2009
He ain't a king he's a cat?
Fuck you Bill Kreuger
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
A cat can look upon a king
LauraBu - July 22, 2009
And Krueger can only dream.
msb - July 22, 2009
How does Aardsma generate so many swinging strikes?
It seems like he just comes with a LOT of fastballs. (After checking the numbers, he throws them 88% of the time.)
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
He also tries to reduce any movement on them.
w00tah - July 22, 2009
But even with radical movement, can a pitch be THAT effective?
JamMasterJesus - July 22, 2009
Ask the Yankees.
joof - July 22, 2009
I came here to post that.
Especially after that pitch he got Thames to pop up. It couldn’t have been more in the middle of the strikezone.
I mean wut
maalox - July 22, 2009
I have no idea
but his SwS% rate on balls in the strike zone is one of the best in the league.
Jeff Sullivan - July 22, 2009
Cool. Krueger just made a Luis Tiant comparison in regard to Felix.
ignacio - July 22, 2009
So, Bill read all the articles after Felix' ASG appearance?
msb - July 22, 2009
I missed those... but I loved watching Luis Tiant when I was young.
ignacio - July 22, 2009
Larry Stone had an entertaining chat with Wak about it
here. I’ve never seen anyone with as pronounced a twist as Tiant, though.
Roger Angell pegged it:
1) Call the Osteopath: In midpitch the man suffers an agonizing seizure in the central cervical region, which he attempts to fight off with a sharp backward twist of the head.
2) Out of the Woodshed: Just before releasing the ball he steps over a raised sill and simultaneously ducks his head to avoid conking it on the low doorframe.
3) The Runaway Taxi: Before the pivot, he sees a vehicle bearing down on him at top speed, and pulls back his entire upper body just in time to avoid a nasty accident.
4) Falling Off the Fence: An attack of vertigo nearly causes him to topple over backward on the mound. Strongly suggests a careless dude on the top rung of the corral.
5) The Slipper-Kick: In the midpitch, he surprisingly decides to get rid of his left shoe.
6) The Low-Flying Plane(a subtle development and amalgam of 1, 3, and 4 above): While he is pivoting, an F-I05 buzzes the ball park, passing over the infield from the third-base to the first-base side at a height of eight feet. He follows it all the way with his eyes.
msb - July 22, 2009
Boy, they are all making gaffes
Felix is 10 and 2 after a Mariner loss, says Rizzs.
msb - July 22, 2009
What is wrong with that?
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
C'est moi.
I heard it as his record was 10-2 after a loss, thinking Rizzs meant win. I know realize that he was talking Felix as stopper.
Never mind.
msb - July 22, 2009
He is.
joof - July 22, 2009
That just shows how much our #5 starters have sucked
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
RRS!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
And here come the Angels!
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Kendrick with a solo shot, 6-3.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Felix for CY Young!
Slurvey - July 22, 2009
SO it sounds like Tillman is gonna get called up soon.
Slurvey - July 22, 2009
Why? Why can't you let us be happy for an hour or two?
Kidding. Sort of. I’m happy for the guy.
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
Fuck Tillman
Robert - July 22, 2009
Why?
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
Because he is an Angels fan.
And i am tried of hearing of the Bedard trade
Robert - July 22, 2009
Fucking Angels just lose already
6-4 now, Maicer Izturis is a little bitch
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Those Angels are being really annoying.
M'sin.. - July 22, 2009
I fucking love Russell Branyan. I want him to keep hitting like this for us for a few more years.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
I've already accepted that the Angels are going to win.
Goose - July 22, 2009
Thank God Abreu just K'ed
They had the tying run on 2nd base
gregrabble - July 22, 2009
Every time Bobby Abreu strikes out
an Angel gets its wings.
Slow Country - July 22, 2009
I won't let it happen even if I have to trigger my third baseman mind control device
I must kill… the queen…
maalox - July 22, 2009
Awesome Reggie.
kentcheesehead - July 22, 2009
Derek Zoolander just tried to Kill the prime minister of Malaysia!
GoCougs - July 22, 2009
I hate that claymation guy
I bet Just…Inspire!! knows the Magnum look, that son of a bitch.
short - July 22, 2009
Boston is whores
Why don’t you take all your fancy beans and professors and trade them for the magical ability to beat the fucking Rangers. You whores.
short - July 22, 2009
Am I the only one who has absolutely no fear of Texas?
I don’t even concern myself with them. I don’t see any way they hang around the whole season.
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
The Red Sox traded the ability to beat the AL West for ownership of the Yankees.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
There's a shock.
Angels tied the game.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
FUCK IT ALL.
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
I HATE THE ANGELS MORE THAN ANYTHING.
ANYTHING.
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
Aren't the Royals supposed to be the next Rays.
I mean, that’s what ESPN kept telling me.
ThundaPC - July 22, 2009
Goddamned Redsox.
Just fucking beat the Rangers. They’re swinging as badly as we are.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
The Red Sox,that is.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
Wow KC...wow....
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
Yuni will win it with a homer!
I Lick Squirrels - July 22, 2009
Roman Colon is on my shit list.
bluemax - July 22, 2009
Oh NOW you bring in Soria...
SethGrandpa - July 22, 2009
KC, you fucking disgust me and everyone else whohas to watch your pathetic excuse for a baseball team.
BrettJMiller - July 22, 2009
Fuck you Boston.
kevin_ess - July 22, 2009
Now Soria will never enter a game earlier than the 9th again.
bluemax - July 22, 2009
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