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Lost in all the excitement about the Mariners succeeding by playing Angels baseball is the fact that the Angels still play Angels baseball, too. And they play it better.

Since the 27th of May, the M's have gone 30-18. They've played at the pace of a 101-win team. And over that span they have lost 2.5 games of ground to the Angels, who two days in a row have pulled off dramatic late-inning comebacks to snatch annoying-ass victory from the jaws of proper defeat. It's enough to make you want to scream, and the only real consolation is that at least we're overachieving too. But somehow I don't think that feels like enough. Watching the evil-doers rally off of Joe Nathan thanks to uncharacteristic wildness, a bloop single, and a superball grounder up the middle conjured emotions harkening back to Lollablueza. At that point, the tenth was just a formality. Why even bother playing it?

There's still a lot of baseball to be played, but games like tonight's do us a great deal of damage, and while I don't quite understand how we're closer to the Wild Card than the division, that could very well end up being something to keep an eye on, because from the looks of things the Angels may never lose again.

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Their stupid best player isn't even playing.
There are many Angels capable of ruining birthdays.
This is so fucking annoying. Ugh.

They have seriously taken the joy out of the last 2 wins (for me at least). FUCKING LOSE ALREADY YOU FUCKING FUCKS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

I don't know why but I found this hilarious when I tried to figure out what the question mark button was

WHY WON'T THEY LOSE
This must be how Oakland felt in 2001.
Or how we felt in 2003
It's like a horror movie...

…where you think you’ve finally killed the zombie and this pops back up again. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

I think they make clones

Figgins, Kendrick, Aybar, Morales, Izturis, Napoli

These guys are all the same annoying-ass player with skills for different positions. I said to a couple of my Angel-fan co-workers tonight that I looked forward to laughing my ass off when their luck turned around during a 12-game September losing streak.

Then I realized that I truly believed that could never happen. They’re too fucking lucky. And all you can do at some point is sigh or laugh or pull all your hair out or something something something

Napoli?

Napoli is an annoying motherfucker but he is nothing like the others.

I didn't want to include him but then he got the winning hit

And by “the same annoying-ass player,” I guess I mean their common characteristic is that they’re annoying asses.

I would like to see him burn.
They aren't that lucky.

They’ve had a TON of injuries. Remember the beginning of the year, with most of the rotation on the DL? And then that Adenhart thing. And Santana and Lackey aren’t really pitching to their fullest. So are they getting lucky now? Yeah, but on the whole, it balances out at least a little.

I like you Eyebrows, so don't take this personally.

But fuck you. Fuck you and you everything you stand for.

Fuck you.

I am so happy for you
Adenhart was clearly planned

The only way to deal directly with Satan is to go to his domain.

Whatever it worked.

Morrow needs to step up for you guys.

We've already destroyed him.
The Brandon Wood Special.
Robert hits trees

Morrow should be no problem.

By dying like Adenhart?
Is it wrong to accept this as a reasonable plan?
Wait until they go all 2007 Mariners on your ass.
Or 2003
You know though.

I feel like I’ve said this before.

Go get fucked
Wouldn't this be a good thing?
Go win the lottery

asshole

I HOPE YOU ENJOY A WONDERFUL FUCKING LIFE OF HAPPINESS AND PROSPERITY.
I think you misunderstand
So if they had all those guys they would've won 70 games already.

That’s the worst part is they had all these problems and they still have the 2nd best record in the AL. It’s fucking bullshit!

Napoli is one of the best catchers in the game
The Mariners are at the upper end of season expectations coming into the year at this point

And it’s only good enough for 5.5 GB of the division (and 3rd place) and 4.5GB the wild card (the free-falling Red Sox)

So, essentially, the Mariners are winning more han expected and I’m still rather discouraged.

I'm just going to avoid looking at Angels scores for awhile, and wait to see a comment here like "at least the Angels are finally losing some games!"
Avoiding the Angels scores for over two months is going to be quite a task.
I am so sick of the Angels!

I see a score in the early evening and they are losing. I start to think “YES!” finally this is the day we can pick up one lousy stinking game, but noooooooooo! Angels in the outfield? I guess fucking so.

I am giving up waiting on the Angels to lose- I have moved happily on to rooting for the Red Sox to Buckner their season.

The Rays have the best run differential in the AL
Jarrod Washburn is 4th in the AL with a 2.71 ERA just ahead of Roy Halladay

So logic can go to hell.

Damn it!

It is not as much fun to root against the Rays!

We're only a half game back with a negative run differential

Poor Rays…

Yeah

A half game back of being nowhere

Well

A) Actually, it’s a half game of being third in the WC
B) My main point was that it’s kind of funny that despite the differences in our run differential, we’re very similar in record

I know, I know

What I’m saying is, and this is not new, it’s frustrating to be exceeding expectations by a sizable margin and still only on the fringe of any kind of playoff hunt.

Nah, don't root against the Red Sox.

If we don’t make the playoffs, at least we can watch them murder the Angels in the playoffs, AGAIN!

I have a feeling us rooting against them won't make a huge difference towards whether or not they make the playoffs
Only to the emotions.
Fuck the Red Sox

I hope they get “Stranded”.

This is no consolation whatsoever.
The only possible upside I can see in this is that maybe it makes the Angels unlikely to acquire Halladay before they potentially fall back to earth after the deadline
That would be a good thing for you though, wouldn't it?

I mean 2010 would suck for the Mariners, but the farm system would be totally barren after that trade.

after that trade?
Once they leave the earth, Angels tend to stay away for good
Maybe this is the problem
Wouldn't this make them just ghosts?

Why would ghosts want to help Angels?

Because some little kid wished for it.
I'm starting to wish Nicholas Cage and Sean Connery allowed Ed Harris to launch missles at the Bay area.
I'm confused as to how this would help.
There would be no A's and the Angels would have fewer wins?

Although this also hurts us so I don’t know.

You do realize that the Angels do not play in San Francisco's footbal stadium, right?
Hey now. I kind of like the bay area.
Solution: send Silva to LA for his rehab to increase the local gravitational pull
They can't get Halladay
They have nothing to offer
They'll just get Kazmir instead and he'll be awesome for the next three years.
That would suck balls.
They could get him

they’d have to gut the ML roster

Weaver + Napoli would be a starting point, I think

Which is fine

because then the improvement is incremental. Weaver’s been good for them, and Mathis is no replacement for Napoli. They’ve been playing well because they’ve got bunch of dudes who are slaves to BABIP, and it has been kind to them What will happen when they regress? The need Napoli.

We keep expecting them to regress and they never do

they must be doing something right

Seriously.

Don’t you people fucking get it by now? They’re aren’t going to regress!

It's really rather frustrating, I must admit
I hate teams whose greatest trait is fucking magic >:(
Team BABIP is .324

last year it was .302 with mostly the same group of hitters. Their switch hitting light brigade is all having a great mid season surge but I don’t expect them to keep it up any more than I expected Branyan to hit .320. I mean, I know, speed and patience and whatever, but there’s just no way those guys are hitting their talent level.

To wit

doiing a quick scan of their regulars’ performance so far and the ZiPS RoS projections, you should expect a .020 drop in team wOBA. Which is pretty big if it’s a team-wide thing. The only players underperforming their ZiPs were Vlad and Willits. They have to regress.

Remember who we're talking about here
Jered Weaver regressed

Saunders regressed. Willits regressed. They have to.

The problem is

when they regress, someone else on their team decides to go crazy and carry them.

Aybar is the most recent fag to do this.
I am so happy that Saunder's regressed

I was getting sick of every asshole saying he was good, when even a cursory look at his K:BB numbers shows he’s mediocre.

The Angels have a pretty good offense
Sure

but not this good

Cliff Lee or Dan Haren would be just as frightening
Dan Haren is not on the trading block.
Do they have enough to get Halladay?

Their farm system is awful, and trading major league peices in a “win-now” move is kinda pointless.

I was so fucking angry watching how that game turned out.

They have won at least five games they had no business winning over the last two weeks. And those five games are the difference in the division.

If the laws of baseball are right.

They should regress hard soon, shouldn’t they?

The Angels make their own laws, unfortunately.
I turned it off after the 6th inning...

I felt I was setting myself up for disapointment, and I was right…

I doubt there's anything to this

but I really hope that the Angels, aware of their ridiculous run, keep looking back and seeing Seattle and Texas hanging on. The good news is they play us, Texas, Boston and New York in September. As long as we’re within four/five games and play well against them we have a chance.

Yeah there's no way they sweep New York
Speaking of sweeps.

Why can’t the Mariners get a fucking sweep? It’s always, lose the first game, but then win the next three, or win the series, but never just fucking sweep. The last sweep I remember was against the Diamondbacks.

I believe our only two sweeps this season were the A's in April, and the Diamondbacks in June
What I mean is.

The Mariners can never get some sort of substantial Rockies like win streak going to get us excited.

I think this is due to the weakness of the bottom of our rotation

Ian Snell please!

More the weakness of the offense.

Besides Olson’s recent meltdown, we haven’t seen our 4-5 guys keep us out of too many games.

Of course

Ian Snell just seems like an easier fix than our entire offense.

Ryan Rowland-Smith, thank you very much
Brandon Morrow, come on down (in about three weeks when you're ready to be a starter again)
Can you imagine the complete rotation.

Felix
Bedard
Morrow
RRS
and maybe Washburn

the ceilings for these guys are really high, granted Washburn will probably get traded.

At this point Washburn is ahead of Morrow

unless you’re assuming he’s traded

I assume he will probably be traded before his next start

I mean, the stock can’t get any higher, Z has to get him traded like now.

Both would be better.
Garret Olson, Brandon Morrow...

Or whatever other retarded 5th starter screws us over.

Mmmmmm

because they’re not such a great team and depleted by injuries on top of that? That would be my first guess

You are right about that, I will admit.

Watching the impotent offense only get two hits (one for Ichiro and Branyan) off some AAAA fodder really proves your point.

I'm fine winning series.

That’s .667 baseball (108 wins over a full season).

Well, that means they have to win every series.

They haven’t so that is already out of the question.

We've won 12 of the last 15 series.

We we’re only swept once (Colorado) and we won both four game series in that stretch (Texas & Cleveland).

Not too shabby. But yeah, going on a nice 8-12 game winning streak would be real nice.

It just seems like.

Being in third place in a surprising competitive division, and not going on one of those winning streaks, the Mariners seem to be forgotten by the MSM.

Like we wouldn't be anyway.
I have no problem with this whatsoever

I like sneaking up on people.

AL West is the new AL East
We get Toronto and TB

and a bunch of games with Texas (4 to end the season). I dunno. Could be an exciting month. Adrian needs to hurry the fuck up and heal.

Progressing well!
FUCK THE ANGELS!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I think every time we curse, God grants the Angels a miracle.
You'll have to post less often, then.

Or get a new alias.

I for one am excited for Lollablueza II at the end of next month.
Bloody Hell

- After we’ve played 95 games over the years…

2007 LAA: 57-40 (.588)
2008 LAA: 57-38 (.600)
2009 LAA: 56-38 (.596)

- The Rest of the Season

2007 LAA: 37-28 (.569)
2008 LAA: 43-24 (.642)
2009 LAA: 61-7 (.897) (Projected!?)
61-7 projected?!
The day the Angels break 116 is the day I quit this fucking sport.
I don't plan to stop with just the sport.
I just don't see how a team expected to win ~85 games before the year

Can then deal with injuries and still beat that projection by 15 games. It just can’t happen.

Now I’ve convinced myself of their inevitable regression again. This won’t end well. Again.

Did you all know the 2010 All Star Game will be held in Anahiem home of the Angels.
I thought Los Angeles was the home of the Angels?

I’m so confused.

Who's throwing out the first pitch?

Osama or Lucifer?

Last i heard it was the ghost of Hitler.
Sadam Hussein is catching
Did you hear Art say that it's hard to score runs while the other team is batting?

At least I got a laugh during my pain.

Needs a "fuck the angels" tag

Because I’m needy like that.

Actually, it would be fine with me to have all posts have a “fuck the angels” tag.

Hope this helps!
Pfft. Go big or go home.
Bravo!
I approve of these sigs.
Everybody's doin' it.
I'm down.
Let the record show that I was the first.
Recs for everyone!
I am also in.
I'll play
Meta
Fuck 'em all

A number of teams could use a good fucking I’d say.

Fuck the Angels?

FUCK THE ANGELS!

I like this game.

Pfft, mine's been here all season.
The Angels can suck a dick.

That’s the last I have to say on the matter.

What is/was Lollablueza?
Lollablueza

This was a promotion for the first game of a critical home series against the Angels in late August 2007.

Then THIS happened.

Followed by THIS (note the first inning).

Aaaaaaaaand THIS.

And this!

And this.

I don't remember that

What exactly is happening here

That's Rick White getting tossed for arguing balls and strikes.

This was bullpen massacre #2 in New York.

Of course

The umpiring was a bunch of crap anyway so this made Honorable Mention in the 2007 top moments.

I hated Rick White so much.

That had to be the biggest piece of shit waste of human in Mariners History, Rob Johnson doesn’t even compare to this pile of poo.

That brought a whole bunch of bad memories. I didn't need that.
All I know is

that next time the Angels come to Seattle I am ready to pull a Celtic Pride on the whole fucking team and not give them the remotest chance to escape

I feel like Ned Flanders when his house was blown down by the hurricane and Springfield built him a new, crappy version

Ah hell diddly ding dong crap, can’t you AL morons do anything right >:(

The Angels are so corny they're ugly
I hope the Angels turn out to be a long lost sibling of Jose Lopez.
Ugh, I just disgusted myself.
Not to mention..

Just before the bloop single/groundball hit off Nathan-second base-Punto shitfest, that sure did look like strike three on Matthews that would have sealed it.

Mm-hmm

I thought Nathan was getting squeezed the whole inning, but maybe it’s my emotions talking. I haven’t bothered to look it up. It’d just make me angry again.

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THE MARINERS AND NOT THE ANGELS
The thing I love about the Angels right now

Is while we play mediocre teams they play crappy teams. They’ll catch a mediocre team like the Twins when they’re transforming themselves into the Athletics, plus god forbid they face Greinke when they play the Royals, or Lee when they play the Indians. No, they are reserved for us.

They better enjoy this season now, because Lacky, Figgins, Abreu, and Vlad are all probably gone next season.

Far be it from me to rain on an Angels hate parade

But we did just miss Jackson and Verlander in a series with Detroit.

We say this every year but it never changes
We did just sweep the Yankees.
They already beat Greinke (and Tim Lincecum for that matter).
Perhaps the M's should send better players to Kansas City next time.
That is NOT how this works.
You just need to think outside the box
Don't worry, you guys just need practice, that's all. ^_^
It's like we're Jan while the Angels are Marcia

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