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7/24: Open Game Thread, Part 2

THIS IS NOT THE LEAST BIT ACCEPTABLE

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This is dumb.
RUNS SHAFT POLISHERS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Well...

not good.

That wasn't even in the strikezone
Well we're in bad shape
I dunno...we're only down by one.

Oh. Fuck.

I think we should be buyers!
Junior boo night?
I know we have a lot of 2-1 wins.

whats our 4-3 record?

That does it.

I will never eat another kangaroo again.

Skippy burger!
Mr Hoppy is delicious with HP sauce

But I can’t support this. Grrr. Another home run. Fuck.

Skippy... Skippy.... Skippy, the Bush Kangaroo
Is that that kids show?
What I was referring to, yes.

Kind of like Aussie version of Lassie.

Ah.

I had an “incident” with that while in Melbourne…too long to go into, but suffice to say that the same cute nicknames for irritating strangers don’t always work in every country.

This is too true...
I figured it was innocent enough, but was quickly told

(By friends, thankfully) that it was not a good idea to use it. Lesson learned.

Here you go

better than watching this offense….

I now feel slightly more whole

As a human being and citizen of the world.

Thanks, I needed that.

The major key music is nicely ironic.

Only with inserts of fake Roo paws opening doors...
Travis Hafner looks like a Mediterranean Jeff
I can't get over how many muscles I have
Am I not allowed to leave the room?
According to the site linescore we are no hitting the Indians
This inning has been full of mistakes
JESUS

HARD HIT
HARD HIT
HARD HIT
HARD HIT
HARD HIT

STOP THAT JEFF!
Langerhans! :D
DAMMIT DAVE JUST SAY IT
Seriously...

a lesser defensive OF and this is an 8-0 game.

Er about that...
RRS fucking sucks
TAKE HIM THE FUCK OUT
Well things sure fell apart nicely this inning didn't they!
Maybe RRS needs to adopt that "stick your butt out" pitching technique.
Sounds fruity
YES.

That is an airline I will actually fly on.

A valiant effort
Okies RR-S you've been just dandy but time to hit the showers
And the Angels are about to extend their lead!

Sell!

Yep, Mike Napoli 3 run HR

6-2

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK
Welcome back, RRS.
I almost got beat up by Red Sox fans!

It appears that they aren’t fans of being told to fuck off and die coupled with a crotchgrab but at least I stopped their chant!

Chant?
2 people on the concourse started it but 3 or for others chimed in.
God, there were actually people chanting for the Red Sox at an Indians/Mariners game?

I hope they get in an awful car crash on the way home.

There was a Red Sox chant tonight?
You're in TX?
Were they Asian?

I saw this group of Asians decked out in Red Sox gear (with one dude in another team’s gear) on two separate occasions tonight at the game.

Fuck

BURN THE TREE!!
Look man I don't know how it goes other places you like to hang out but we here at LL aren't real big fans of homophobia
It is already flaming.
Pitching to weak contact is not sustainable
Unsustainable!

good 6 inns

only 15 pithces too many

6.5 out, fuck the Angels.
Sure getting closer to seller territory. Damn.
It's not the Mariners fault at all. they've gotten absolutely no fucking help
Well they could have helped themselves by not reverting to 2008 in May
True, but there's just no way you should lose ground during a 30-18 stretch
Yeah, chance is a bitch.
Needles to say, the day after we sell off Bedard and Washburn and Branyan the Angels will embark upon a 10 game losing streak.

But we’ll lose 10 as well.

By 'closer'....

I hope that you’re talking in terms of minutes…as in once this game and the Angels’ games are over.

I have lost all faith in life...
Needles to say, the Angels are raping the Twins.

FUCKING ANGELS DIE DIE DIE

Why does that sound like something in Penthouse?
Fucking Needles

Angels need to fly over the Andes as a team some time soon

RRS needs to blog so I can remember why I like him
He was good for 6 innings.
so much for our weak division

west is magic

AARON LAFFEY SUCKS YOU CLOWNS
What are you clowns?

And why does aaron laffey suck them?

Not even remotely funny

I suck

Remember when we loaded the bases in the first inning?
It's funny how after that inning I had a feeling we would lose this game.
I am enjoying this Beanie Baby conversation more than I'm enjoying this ball game.
I didn't completely catch it, what Beanie Baby were they talking about?
Blowers was comparing Bobble Heads to Beanie Babies
Ahhh.

They ARE bored…

Sure sign that we're losing.
BEAN LANGERHANS IN THE HEAD
HOLY SHIT ARE THEY COMPLIMENTING LAFFEY'S FASTBALL
Laffey blows
SEVEN STRIKEOUTS?!?
I'm becoming restless.

Prince Fielder, coverboy for “The BIgs 2”.

Laffey is awesome at pitching...
Mariners is Horrible at Hitting
Good grief we suck. Time to switch to DVDs of my favorite TV show and harder alcoholic drinks
The first and next person to make a Laffey pun gets a one-way ticket to Monster Island
Should I ask you what Monster Island is?
I would wager a guess and say that the name is in some way misleading
SEVEN STRIKEOUTS!!
HIS CONTACT RATE IS 86%
OWNED OWNED OWNED
OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED
Stop!

I’m starting to cry.

It's Buckner's fault.
Yeah i wish we'd just ground out like last year
UNSUSTAINABLE!!

Green in a 5-Rec System!

The Mariners are the spiritual sister team of the Hartford Whalers
Will move to Carolina?

Half of our team will have gone to school there anyway.

If we take recent history into account

we were destined to lose this one and win the next 2. It is chaos theory. pure science. really.

And the Angels are destined to win the next 10

at least. WHY WON"T THEY FUCKING LOSE ALREADY GOD DAMMIT?!?

The real question is.

Why won’t anybody beat them?

JOE NATHAN!
That single was such horseshit
Angels in the Outfield!

Infield, Clubhouse, Stadium, etc.

Nick Adenhart in the outfield!
I hear sequel!
You know we are going to hear that from someone if the Angels make it to the WS
Last game I went to

some douche bags were doing the stupid arm flapping thing.

They used to do that ...

a decade ago

This was at the Aardsma melt down.
Oh god.

That should be saved for the playoffs, when their veteran starter who is going to die from lung cancer in six months faces the menacing Yankees slugger in the 9th inning.

We'll sweep them the rest of the year

but miss the playoffs.

BASEBALL INSIDER BETTING!!!!!!!!!!
In the words of the 'Amazing Jonathan'

Fuck you they’re magic. Bastards.

Considering how bad the offense is, they have been shut out only 5 times ...
Big hitters in the 9th

Ken(gee I want my job), Homerhands, and Cedamny’all I got it out of the infield. I smell a big inning.

This game feels like 2nd half 2003

It hurts so bad

Or 2007.

That was even worse.

They should put the outfield walls on adjustable tracks that move them in every home half inning
And they should put bushes on them and move them really slowly so no one notices
I think the Boston Braves actually tried that
Boston has always been an innovative organization
Wrong Boston stupid
Pumpsie Green agrees with you
You mean Milwaukee.
I know what I meant
The Boston Beaneaters of the National Association?
Actaully they were called the Red Sox back then
You mean Atlanta
The Atlanta Braves pre-date major league baseball
They say teams did it when Bambino came. Moved the feces in for him.
Fences goddammit
Sims: "Well....they're still playing in Oakland"

That game ended ages ago.

Pretty sure he meant

That the 16.5 games-out-of-first franchise is merely existing at this point.

I took it to mean "they're 16 games back ... but, hey, they're still playing"
wild pitch.

steal first

It's a Hahnahit!
Next it's a Cedouble-Playo
holy fuckballs
Joe Smith's shit's all retarded
Still have a baserunner!
Stop caring Indians
And that's when we take their land?
I'm sure the Indians that made the deals were very happy

It’s the ones that didn’t get the beads passed down through inheritance were the ones to get mad

The Indians trade a lot better than they used to, I guess.

Or $32.00 worth of ...

junk jewelry

Deflation has hurt everyone's assets
I love Stan Freberg.
Twins start caring more
SELL! SELL! SELL!

SADNESS!

RALLY TIME BITCHES!
Hey that view sucks
Has anyone been to any of the Dylan, Nelson, Mellencamp shows yet?
Can't say I'm a big Dylan fan

the other two would be pretty interesting

They are touring together, wondering what the show is like.
This makes me want to search for a captain obvious picture

but I feel too dejected to right now

Hah.
Well I worked up the motivation

How did he make contact with that?
He is good at baseball
You can't say that about many in a Seattle Uniform...
We have five legitimate all stars on the team
Pat Kerney sucks at baseball.
Now we just made him more mad
He'll call two bad strikes at a time!
I wonder if our team chemistry got worse
NOTAKENOTAKENOTAKENOTAKE
Throw it in the dirt away and strike Ichiro out.
Season over?
FUCK FUCK FUCK
Most exciting moment of the game!
Dammit Ichiro.
Why am I still watching this?
Because if you're home on a Friday night what the fuck else are you going to do
Whack it
I presume it's possible to do both
Could be doing it right now!
Must have explained all of JI's typos.
I can type perfectly fine while whacking it thankyouverymuch
Only if Branyan or Gutierrez is up.
Maybe he's still at work

like me :(

I need something harder than the coffe table

To hit my head on

I have a suggestion

;)

Knew you would say that...
You did read

The body part of the message, right?

It's time to finish off this gin.

Fucking baseball team.

This season's been fun!
Selling time bitches...
Who knew the Cleveland Indians would end our season?
Miguel Batista has a goatee now and it is disgusting
Oh, LORD!

That is weird, isn’t it?

So how many games are we out of the wild card race after tonight?
Worse than we were before.
5.5
We can still do it.
It's not a matter of "can"

it’s a matter of likelihood.

This is f'n dumb.
Batista looks like he's dying.
That Facial hair is down right ugly...
Is it any coincidence

That Batista’s number is 43 and Felix’s number is 34? It’s like they cancel each other out.

Must be time to defect to TrueBlueLA
Good gravy you guys
Are we playing the angels?
We may not win
That's the back breaker.
Good outing by Batista

This game was over anyways

Oh, Garko.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Season over.

Time to rebuild. Sell everything of value!

That actually makes me feel better about this game.
That's it, I'm done

It’s down the road, not across the tracks.

LOL, Miguel Batista just lost all of his trade values
He had some!?!?!?
Damn!

I was really looking forward to that bucket of Gatorade…

So the DA gets some rest tonight.
How quickly can they DFA Batista?
I wanted to trade him in for some more junk jewelry.
Or maybe a bag of balls will do.
I'll run down there and DFA him right now

Wait, that’s not something I can do, right?

Now it's funny
God, it's not funny anyomore
Jamey Carroll?
He homers off a right handed pitcher every other leap year
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!????????????????
What a joke this team is.

Time to sell. I have lost all faith. We are out of it.

I agree with 3/4 of those sentiments
Which one are you in disagreement with?
Calling this team a joke
Okay, I get GTE and all but really?

A joke? Do you remember last season? It is a mid-level miracle that we have a winning record right now, let alone somewhat in contention. Come on now. Think of how much worse it could be and how much better the future looks than twelve months ago and get back to me.

It was more Game Thread Emotion than anything.

Mainly when I said team I meant Batista. I agree with all you had to say there.

BHLGDFHJK;LAGH;ASJKH;HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

Raul didn’t rob Caroll this time.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
You know what sucks?

Life.

Also,

Miguel Batista.

BURN THEM ALL.

SET THEM ALL ON FIRE.

Nice to ruin run differential.
Silva is probably telling Beltre

“Hey man, I could’ve done that too, no problem”

I am glad that in a lost game we at least let Jamey Carroll go deep
Tiny Tim finally has his day!

You want him?

No, I just feel happy for him and so does the Cleveland dugout

I’m just saying, he’s available — Garko too! Mariners love Indians first basemen!

I do hope Beltre & Silva were mocking Batista.
Beltre: "We're going to be out of it before I get back in the lineup!"
I feel like I just got Gillooly'd.
Not really hurt at all?
More like I'm on the ground hysterically screaming, "WHYYYYYYYY WHHHYYYYYYY!?!?!?!"
RED!
I was more excited to see Matthew
The smile was obviously fake as Matthew never smiles
That's all you.
Cleveland's first through fourth hitters are 0-15
Well, at least we'll actually get some good prospects this year.

Unlike during the Bavasi era.

Time for a 9-run 9th inning.

Rally!!!

And get a W for Batista woo!!
Was that Red and Matthew that they zoomed in on?
I can't believe Silva didn't name-call Matthew.
I wish Rob Johnson was catching.

This is all Kenji’s fault.

It's funny how many of Baker's commenters actually think that
They can watch a game, see Joh's mitt held down here, watch a pitch fly waaaay out there, and somehow blame him.
It's funny how if someone says something is true enough times

Others start to believe it.

If only he had a better relationship with the pitchers.

He’s the worst catcher we’ve ever had.

Needs more gin.

Motherfucker fuckballs shitfuck.

To be fair, Batista hasn't pitched in a long time. He's rusty.
Also he is bad
To Kansas!

There’s no place like home!

But he was doing so well this year.
July 19th.
He is. But we only have 2 more months of him. Good riddance.
A sniper could shorten that time frame.
Hard to rust...

When you’re covered with a good layer of grease.

There were so many hopeful, happy fans calling into 710 today, all convinced that the M's should be buyers, and go get that one more bat, one more reliever they need to get over the hump.
Obviously more drunk

Than I’m about to be.

I loved the ones who insisted the Mariners had pitching and chemistry

and couldn’t understand why Salk kept pointing out that the Angels did too

Agreed

I love listening to those guys get aggravated at dumbfucks. They have every right to be upset about the amount of idiocy they have to field.

The Angels HAVE to start coming back to earth!!!!!!
Wait, are you kidding?

haha! Sorry, my sarcasm meter is not doing so hot today.

A lot of them today were just SURE the Angels would start to lose, giving the Ms their big chance
Oh, yeah, OK

I remember a few calls like that.
They may be right, but even if that happened, there is no way we can catch up. Not with this team.
Sadly, I think we may have to be sellers at this point. I was hopeful, until this evening. This isn’t just fail, this is a massive, all-out, light-up-the-night fail. I’m totally not wanting to be a bummer about it, but I have the feeling this is our death knell tonight.

Yesterday I listened to 710 on the radio for the first time, and I heard this old guy

say that the Angels are bound to lose – it’s the Mariners’ turn. And Salk asks “okay, why do you think that?” And the caller says: “because I’ve been around a long time, and these things go in cycles. It’s cyclical. And the Angels have been good for a while. They’ve had a good run. So now the time that it’ll cycle back and the Mariners will come on strong.”

And Salk was hacked off, but still surprisingly civil in telling him why that was insane.

I switched it to NPR pretty quickly after that.

I heard that too, pretty retarded
Holy shit Batista sucks.
I am deeply impressed with Batista's suckiness.

Remember, he had an easy double play if leaves that second hit alone and lets the fielders do their job.

At least we got all this regression out in one game
Shave you disgusting animal
He looks like he has Swine Flu.
Send him to Texas and live with Vicente Padilla
Suck it up, Batista, no one else will come in to rescue you!
:

He was smiling for 90% of it
I know it made me uncomfortable
I'm not gonna ask you to gif it
Why the clapping from Matthew? Does he enjoy Batista's failures?
Mock cheer
Was it a slow clap?
It makes sense in a weird way.

Especially for a LL denizen.

Is Jeff the only LL mod without hair?
There are only three of us
If it's worth anything you're way sexier than the rest even though you don't have hair.
Wait till September!
This has never been funny
It will be when you nutshot me and you reply with it when I ask when it will stop hurting.
Wow Matthew looks really young for a 38 year old
Oh I'm gonna have some fun with this...
Matthew is known for his patience and understanding
If I should fall, I shall fall with a smile.
.

Ah the classics
Been a while since this one was REALLY appropriate.
It'sbecause Wak knows pitcher management better
He looked much better groomed back then.

I think his permanent demotion to the bullpen must’ve been demoralizing.

This game is way worse than Hobgoblins or Manos the Hands of Fate.
Mitchell.
Or my personal favorite Space Mutiny.
How about "I Accuse My Parents"?
Girl's Town
This happens to be Joel's favorite episode.

I might just agree.

I wonder if Joel's Mystery Date routine is online anywhere ...
Hobgoblins is one of the most entertaining movie in the history of the show
Nah, it's near unbearable.

Even the (great) riffing can’t save it from being hard as hell to take. Not the worst show in MST3K history by a longshot (that’s one of the Season 1 eps or maybe Hamlet), but not great.

Well it's not boring, I think the less boring movies tend to work much better

The Godzilla movies are a riot

I generally find most of the sci-fi era episodes to be very watchable.

Hobgoblins just captivates you with it’s sleaziness and the riffing is some of the best.

As a Joel guy I used to hate the Sci-Fi era.

But now I’m convinced that it’s better than the CC-Mike era. I think it’s mostly because Trace Beaulieu just seemed to lose control of his characterizations of Dr. Forrester and Crow after Joel left.

But I’m a Joel guy first and foremost. Give me seasons 1-5.5 any day. Any given episode from Season Three alone (especially the Japanese and ’50s sci-fi ones) is guaranteed to brighten my day.

Ah the old classic debate.

I’m more of a Mike guy. I’m all about delivery and I never felt Joel’s was close to being as good as Mike’s. Plus, during the Mike era they tended to riff on more modern movies which I’ve always felt had less of an excuse for being bad thus making them funnier.

Yeah, I've learned to appreciate the tone Mike brings to it a lot, but I'll always prefer the more folksy approach of the Joel years.

That meant that when they got flat-out pissed at the film onscreen (e.g. Lost Continent, Castle Of Fu-Manchu, Fugitive Alien II, Manos, Monster A-Go-Go) it meant something. I dunno, it just seems more welcoming to me. Also it probably doesn’t hurt that it’s era I came in on…I started watching as a 10 year old just as Season One was wrapping up.

Ahaa, Fugitive Alien has to be one of my favorite Joel episodes.

“Puppet ships to the rescue!” But you’re more fortunate than me. My dad was the one who turned me on to it in it’s last year of re-runs on sci-fi. Youtube has been the tonic for my addiction.

I already knew Joel from his weird stand-up appearance on SNL, but Mike grew on me.
Works 100% of the time.
Comeback win weeee.....
I knew we should've scored 10 runs today.
There's tv tomorrow for all the non-queers and foreigners
He has as many swinging strikes as RRS.
That'll happen when everyone decides to swing for the fences.
Remember back in the 1st when we had the bases loaded?

Good times…

Batista probably kept the facial hair because he thinks its lucky

Its funny because he will probably shave it after this game.

Hey it's still this inning
We can trade Washburn to Phillies for far less prospects than Toronto wants.
My God he looks awful, in like 6 different ways
HOLY HELL!!!

IT’S NOT OVER!

This is rather unnecessary.
Ichiro made to nice catches today.
"And a horrible performance by Miguel Batista in the ninth inning."

Marry me Dave

And the word 'horrible' was pronounced awesomely.
A little Waltonesque
You'll never have to be alone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wRkoGKQ8qQ

I Love That Song!!!
I actually went to her concert with my girlfriend.

Good times.

Was it Sims or Niehaus?
Sims
Niehaus doesn't sound any more pleased.
I love that they're bothering to take Batista out

Sending a message, I guess.

He couldn't get 3 outs with what was already a lost game.
Well, looks like Jakabauskas won't be starting sunday.
If it is a throw-day, a few pitches won;t matter here
So do we have an answer for who we're clearing a spot for to get Vargas for Sunday?
Batista!
That's the answer I was fishing for.
Would he be the highest-paid minor leaguer ever?

Until we send Silva down, of course.

He would have to accept minor league assignment

being a veteran, if he refused then you would have to DFA him and no team would claim him making him a free agent

But assuming he did.

It would be pretty funny anyway. Quite emblematic of the Bavasi years.

Did someone here order a 5 run comeback.

I think it got delivered to the wrong team.

That was fun.
Why Wak? Why take Batista out?
Can't have a player pitching who has been DFA'd already.
I was about to ask the same thing

Hey! I’m back! And I’m not in Boston any more!

So where is Colby now?
His signature should be "Colby is no longer in Boston"
Wilmington, NC

….and I finished dental school! Woo!

Who needs a filling done?

I actually do.

If you want to come out here to Seattle.

Speaking of signatures.

Yours seems fitting right about now.

I'll be practicing in Olympia in about a year

Stop by.

Hmm maybe I should.

Long drive from Bothell though.

It's kinda like the Sexson site logo. It'll be 99% applicable forever.
Go big or go home.

If we’re going to fuck ourselves, I’d like to witness the whole thing.

Didn't Piniella leave Mesa out there against Tampa to rot?
Are you thinking of the game that Mabry finished?
I can't remember

It was the end of the Jose Mesa era. I may have popped the ’55 Dom Perignon that night*.

  • Didn’t pop the ’55 Dom Perignon
Dom Perignon is really dry
From a PI note:

2000 May 28 John Mabry 0.2 ND

Replaced Jose Mesa after Senior Smoke gave up seven runs in the eighth of a 14-4 loss to Tampa Bay.

Yes, I love that excuse.

Maybe [Cleveland] won’t have enough energy to score tomorrow. That’s exactly how it works.

It's over! It's over! Everybody died except for oh wait...
It wasn't THAT bad

They could have scored 6 or 7…

Did that kid have on a Lopez jersey?

What are the parents teaching kids these days…

We lost 0-11 to the Twins once.
LL/USSM game is the same night as singles night
And also season ticket holder appreciation night!
Seems like a recipe for something
A DUI, perhaps. :(
Probably no sex with random strangers though
No.

Unless of course Jeff takes me up on that whole ‘charge the mound’ idea…

'Charge the mound' is my new favorite euphemism

Neck-and-neck with ‘Cooler heads prevailed’

What, you think that was an accident?
Do we get a free first dirnk?
Are they bringing out the whole piano thingy again?
Which is pointless because you'll all be ogling Franklin.
Is it 2010 yet?
Yes, the rally cap will really help now.
So now we need 10 runs to win.

This team should listen to me more often.

I think we should be buyers

just so we can have a 4% chance of making the playoffs with a -50 run differential.

They beat us when we led 14-2 once....
But they had more than 1 innings to make it up.
now 2/3 an inning.
Very true.

That game sucked donkey.

Do we speak of that game. I remember Neihaus proclaiming the game won by the 4th inning nd then the pen couldn't thow a strike to save it's life.
I think we can talk about it because it wasn't overly meaningful and was regualr season.
Glad I decided not to go tonight.
Russell Branyan is in a serious slump.
Not really
Something like a 630 OPS in July.
Do you read the posts here or do you just drop by to comment?
Yes and Yes. I know his BABIP is regressing back to mean.
So I guess technically it's a slump but it's not like he's struggling
OPS isn't all that indicative of anything
Depends on who's using it and how, bet that could indicate a couple things
More like .750
No, before today's game, he was at .678. He went 0-3 with a walk. So it will go down more.
Playoffs -------------> (o)
boob?
Black hole
I don't follow
Our playoff chances have been compressed into a singularity
I bet the decimal is long
A quantum singularity?
That guy in the Seahawks hat was clean-shaven the last time Batista had an effective outing.
So after this game Mariners end up 6.5 games back and have a single digit percentage at playoffs?
Yep
Jose Lopez is more likely to double!!
Wow

Frank Sinatra looks PISSED.

gay
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys.
Ten dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock
That's from something, isn't it?
*fifty

"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTMbd5HG6Do

Hol y shit yes!

I love me some Patton Oswalt.
He has a movie coming out, it looks WAY serious for him, and really good.

I call bullshit

physically impossible

chain link style?
Whatever it takes

To sufficiently depict the gayness.

Gayer than this.

That was only done because

THEY TOOK ’AR JAAAAHBSSS!

What this team needs is a brawl
Somebody needs to charge the mound.
There needs to be more naked male fans running out into the field like early safeco years.
Like the LA one or the Baltimore one?
The Texas one.
No Sexson to throw the helmet, though.
I'm sure we could hire him to entertain
I have $5 to chip in for this...
Hmm.

Seven players involved in Sunday’s 20 minute brawl between the Seattle Mariners and the Baltimore Orioles received a total of 27 days in suspensions yesterday from the American League president, Bobby Brown. Four Mariners were suspended — Chris Bosio for five games; Norm Charlton for four, and Mackey Sasser and Bill Haselman for three games each. The three Orioles suspended were Rick Sutcliffe for five games, Alan Mills for four and David Segui for three games.

Haselman is still around …

Bobby Brown?

Did someone need a “dookie bubble” removed?

You know, Segui got suspended after the LA game, too.

have someone taunt Lee.

Where's Jason Ellison?
Where is Richie when we need him
In my bookmarks

I will watch that for the next hour.
Aaaaaaaaand owned.
I like that Dave Sims is getting excited about how many people own hats
Remember his hat? Yeah, this guy likes hats.
I am also curious about the recent resurrection of the fedora.
D-bag store had a sale.
Ooooo.

That is a douchey thing, isn’t it? I hadn’t even thought of that.

Butt whipping!
I love you Sims.
Good thing The Stopper is going tomorrow.
They didn't shut off MLB.TV yet.
Yeah I'm here
I would still let Washburn make 1 more start on July 28 before I trade him though.
Good heavens I would not
Exactly

Sell while the stock is at its peak.

But if he doesn't make that start, you have either

Jak or Garrett Olson starting in his place. You could be down by 7.5 games instead of 6.5 games after July 28. That’s a huge difference.

Assuming we don't pick up another arm.
And assuming Washburn doesn't regress at all.
Assuming we actually score runs.
Toronto asked for Kyle Drabek, Dominic Brown and J.A. Happ for Roy Halladay.

That’s 2 grade A prospects + a guy who’s 7-1 with a sub 3 ERA this year in the major. Washburn is no Halladay, and we’d be lucky to even get a grade B prospect. Why not just keep him.

I think saying we'd be lucky to get even a grade B prospect is incorrect

He’s no Halladay, but he’s going to be one of the more attractive arms in the market for a lot of teams

Roy Halladay > Cliff Lee >>> Erik Bedard > Jarrod Washburn.
Is Bedard's trade value still higher than Washburn's at this point?
The beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Z is proving out to be a top flight wheeler dealer, it’s going to be fun to see what happens

There are still plenty of teams out there that value ERA

None of them are in contention however

Phillies, Astros, Giants and Dodgers?
Jarrod Washburn's ERA will get killed in the new Yankees stadium and

Citizens Bank park.

Not that they would know this.
They don't? I think Raul knows it pretty well in Philly.
Ah, Ichiro enjoys his Flo Rida.
What a creatively named young man.
And yet I can't guess where he might be from.
He's from Miami.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+is+flo+rida+from%3F

Go.

Don's been pretty Karnakian???

Oh, Krueger.

So do the A's ever win?

Or do they just re-stock on prospects every year?

Field test.

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd290/typicalidiotfan/redmatthew-1.png?t=1248497856

Click link please. Font is too small at 200 height.

By 8 run lead did you mean 8 run defecit
Or a .gif with a slow golf clap.
This has nothing to do with anything

But it’s way too hot out for that hat.

Indeed.
I just don't

Want a brother to get heatstroke, that’s all.

Lauren over at USSM votes for wearing Sims Hats at the USSM/LL get-together.
Cool
I wish I had one of those little fedoras he had on a while back ...
The '50's were so good to men with male pattern baldness
Hey!

field trip!

They sell them at Target now

I was debating one because I’m not a guy with shaved hair lines on my face, and a female friend of mine wore one for her birthday and it looked kind of cool and summery. Knowing my luck, I’d look like an ass in it.

But I subscribe to the Simms-taunting idea…..

A summer one would be nice-- I have a brown felt fedora, but that is really more a fall item
I have short har

So wearing hats makes me look like a 12-year-old boy. :/

I think hats are better in theory, but I REALLY like them. It’s a dilemma.

Whoa, nice one! You're a gem!
I'm so down for wearing my fedora to the game!
An entire section full of hats would be swell.

I suppose it would take some MIT students to also plan a card stunt that would spell out “Sims” or “Rally fries” ….

I couldn't read it

But I am thinking of Gutierrez naked anyway

Explanation.

I was trying to gear the humor around three things, two of which were universal.

1). .Batista’s pitching is a joke.
2). Everybody is gay for Gutierrez.
3). Matt is looking at something out of the corner of his eye.

  1. was what I was basing all this off. My first gag was just a thought balloon of him desperately trying to get Branyan to make eye contact with him (again, going with an obvious gay for Branyan theme). This was my second idea… a tuned out Matt starts to think about happier things… like … well you get the joke, I hope.

Too much? Not enough? Scrap it?

Er... that should have said "3" was what I was basing this off.
One of these two men is "foppish"
Well that fellow on the right sure is fetching.

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