I’ve watched just about every game. They’ve progressively gotten worse since about early June. They are accelerating in a negative direction. I am not nor do I think anyone else is claiming to know what Doug Melvin is thinking. But when you watch their games and follow them, it’s been quite evident for several weeks to resonable brewer fans that the team is not a buyer.
Were any of those balls hit hard? It seemed like they were almost all medium speed grounders. Why did the announcers keep making reference to Felix getting “tattooed?” Medium hard groundballs does not mean tattooed. They make everything worse.
Fangraphs has it as sixteen grounders, seven flyballs, and only two line drives. That’s 64% grounders and 8% line drives. Yeah, the two strike outs kinda sucked, but the one walk was good. Having two balls leave the yard sucked, but I don’t think that was too bad of a game. He certainly wasn’t “tattooed.”
never seem to step back and ask themselves why, if our pitching was so good, it blew up all of a sudden and that perhaps there might be other explanations.
every talking head on the radio today was advocating signing Washburn to an extension because winning in 2010 is a high priority and clearly this team is close.
before tonight’s game i believe Felix and Tim Lincecum had the same E.R.A. and Felix had 1 more win..I wonder what the stats are going to look like tommorrow.
Felix 11-4 2.70 era
Timmy Lincecum 11-3 2.35?
But Jimenez tried to steal a HR from Morales but it popped out and went over the wall for a HR. I don’t know if you’d like that because of Saunders, or hate it because fuck the Angels.
1. Please use a subject line.
2. Batting Average isn’t a good stat to use, trying looking into wOBA.
3. It seems that being a good ballplayers isn’t a qualifier when succeeding against the Mariners.
I think about 80% of the films I see fall in the “yeah, it was solid, I might watch it again” category. Ten percent blow me away. And the other 10 percent are “Crash” and “Hustle & Flow.”
UPDATE 9:28 P.M.: Here’s some good news, Mariner fans. Joe Mauer went 0-for-4 tonight, and his average dropped from .363 to .358. Ichiro has three hits, and his average is up from .359 to .363 to take over the AL batting lead.
Other than that, another rotten night for the Mariners.
Who care about the Mariners? Dirk Hayhurst is the fucking bomb. Read some of his diaries from a year or so ago…golden stuff. Guy’s a hugely talented writer.
Raben doubled in the eighth while Kenji Johjima had backspasms and John Olerud was sucking. =(edeno then took over for Yuni the monkey and [coathanger] the flipping Lilibridge. PUNS!
Indeed.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Go home, maple syrup drinkers!
section331 - July 27, 2009
Brewers lose 14-5
Washburn! Washburn!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
You think that loss is going to increase the chances of a trade?
levnclf - July 27, 2009
You think your family loves you?
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
If anything that trade is now more unlikely than before.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Wow, Melvin told you that?
Matthew - July 27, 2009
OK, my bad.
It seems to me that that trade is now more unlikely than before.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
His common sense told him that. As I would hope it would any other sane person.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
Today's loss probably lowers their playoff odds by less than 2%
And that is even granting the front office credit for evaluating them properly.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
I think a 14-6 loss to the nationals
is a little more discouraging to a front office than your run of the mill 4-3 loss to the average teams of the world.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
Try to remember that you are wrong
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
I'm sorry do you watch the brewers?
I’ve watched just about every game. They’ve progressively gotten worse since about early June. They are accelerating in a negative direction. I am not nor do I think anyone else is claiming to know what Doug Melvin is thinking. But when you watch their games and follow them, it’s been quite evident for several weeks to resonable brewer fans that the team is not a buyer.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
Yeah. Why don't you put down your spreadsheet and watch the game, Graham?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I don't watch the Brewers, but unlike you I do pay attention to how sane front offices operate.
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
Fair enough.
You know more than I do about front offices. But common sense is not specific to GM’s and stat heads and you don’t have to be a dick to disagree.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
.
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That looks warm and crunchy. Mind if I join you?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Common sense is generally retarded which is why it is called common
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Passive dickishness apparently is a-OK though
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
My apologies.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
Or their good start put them in a position where they can absorb a bad month
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Or maybe they'll see that as further proof that they need a SP.
Point being, you do not know and it would help to avoid speaking like you do if you do not.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Because...
blowouts are worth more than one game.
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
They're in on both the WC and the division
Poochie - July 27, 2009
If anything, watching another of their starters get lit up should add some urgency to get a starter.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I know, right
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I can't tell you how excited I am for the Kazmir/Carpenter/Harden/Sheets/Bedard rotation.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
You forgot Mark Prior
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Fuck and yes
abender20 - July 27, 2009
And Randy Johnson!
Matthew - July 27, 2009
YES YES YES
Two #51s
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Jeff Francis?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Mark Mulder from three years ago
Poochie - July 27, 2009
So is Swedish, they just laid foundation on a new wing
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
People have been talking like the Brewers were out of it, in the same sort of position as us
so I always forget that they only around 3 games out.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Rod Fucking Barajas did not just go deep of of Felix right?
Rod Barajas? Are you serious?
Zwakamatsu - July 27, 2009
He's a stud
BRKLN M'S - July 27, 2009
Whenever we tie the game Felix unties against the next batter
Fun!
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
I don't want to see Jeter.
msb - July 27, 2009
I was going to make a comment about the bottom
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Let's hear it
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I forget
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Figures
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
It's wasn't a Washburn joke
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I expect better from you.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Short memory
Robert - July 27, 2009
What's a 1 piece bikini?
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Potentially awesome.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Rod Barajas has an extremely square head.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Yeah it's not like they have tits
Robert - July 27, 2009
What a weird place for this to show up.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Jeff is the worst GT moderator of all time
Robert - July 27, 2009
Not for my purposes!
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Upon this, I agree.
Also, “have not speaker to you” ?
Matthew - July 27, 2009
My coworker pointed this out and yet I still missed that
Robert - July 27, 2009
There have been a lot of HR's hit here the last few days
tootthekazoo - July 27, 2009
Meteorological effects related to the hot weather?
LauraBu - July 27, 2009
I AM SO BORED
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Beer
abender20 - July 27, 2009
It made me sleepy
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
More beer!
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I feel like if I don't at least put up a chart someone will yell at me
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Matthew will do it and people cant tell the difference except for the people that get off on bugging you
Robert - July 27, 2009
You can handle the entire rest of the season with a flatline
abender20 - July 27, 2009
You could let me put it up and then people will yell at me for not being you?
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Or they wouldn't notice
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I would!
Robert - July 27, 2009
CLEMENT HOMERED TWICE YOU TWAT
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I don't write about non-prospects
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I can't beLLieve he wasn't interviwed
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Hard to interview someone with your mouth full
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Graham doesn't do interviews
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That would be the cutest
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I want Graham to interview Rob Johnson
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Robert - July 27, 2009
Exactly.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Subject line asshole
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Matthew I am going to need you to unban me in a minute
Robert - July 27, 2009
It's so he can't moderate it
Robert - July 27, 2009
So thats how it works, good to know
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
I know!
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Totally
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
This is the worst
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Why is Washburn still here?
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
It's July!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Tomorrrow is a tuesday
just saying…
Robert - July 27, 2009
I'm bored too
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Tell you what
Let’s order a pizza and HAVE SOME FUN!
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Stuffed Crust Pizza jumped the shark
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Stuffed Crust Pizza is the shark
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Should we give him the pizza back?
WHAT?!?! NO!!!!
Matthew - July 27, 2009
I'll give you five dollars to overact that in person
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Nothing's better than some sloppy wet pizza
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
ROB JOHNSON IS HERE FOR YOU JEFF
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I seriously want to hurt the idiots chanting
“Let’s go Blue Jays”
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Deception!
Teej - July 27, 2009
Does UZR count baiting baserunners
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson...
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson is somehow turning the fact that he can't catch the damn ball into something useful
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
It's the defensive equivalent of the Ronny Doublebunt
abender20 - July 27, 2009
He's probably doing it on purpose
Tricks the runners into going
tootthekazoo - July 27, 2009
I'm looking forward to this theory being established alongside his CERA.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
I thought we were batting just now...
wow…
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Did the homerun give it away?
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson is a ninja
He has given opponents the illusion he can’t catch the ball just so he can gun down everyone with a rope a dope
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Branyan's been trying to do that all season
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
WAK BALL!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Saundermania!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
SAUNDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zwakamatsu - July 27, 2009
What is that, three strides for him to first base?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Well.
msb - July 27, 2009
Get that one you old fart!
SebastianPruiti - July 27, 2009
Saunders is going to fit right in
BRKLN M'S - July 27, 2009
Saunders is a ninja too
Haha
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
HE SHOULD HAVE A HOME RUN
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
FUCK CHRIS GIMENEZ
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Steal a base!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Is Saunders good Canadian or bad Canadian?
Robert - July 27, 2009
Good I think. Victorians are good.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
He's English?
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Old, too.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
From Victoria.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
He's royalty?
JY - July 27, 2009
Nice.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Speaking of
Victorians.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
The non-French kind.
JY - July 27, 2009
Oh God we're doing it again
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
"Another good idea."
BRKLN M'S - July 27, 2009
Should've stolen that base Saunders.
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Saunders is so tall
he could trip and steal second
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Bill Brasky isn't tall enough to do that
abender20 - July 27, 2009
This game is getting repetitive.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Take that Mauer!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Guti!
BrianL - July 27, 2009
We are tied
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
We're still down one
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Gutz!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Good god Guti has no hair on his upper lip!
he’s making a conscious effort to look like his bobblehead!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI GUTI
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Gutz!
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
woohoo goooooch!
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
FRANKLIN yay
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Gootiedez!!!!!!!
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
FELIX HUG PLEASE
oh wait. he’s on base.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
That would be very entertaining, though.
msb - July 27, 2009
Yay two-hole hitter!
msb - July 27, 2009
This game is actually kind of entertaining.
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
Woo hoo!
Gutz with the big hit. Saunders scores!
Heydude - July 27, 2009
FRABKLIN IS A STUD
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Is Frabklin like the Shrabster?
section331 - July 27, 2009
Saunders is so adorable, I just want to nibble on him.
LauraBu - July 27, 2009
Tmi!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Saunders does some weird thing with his hands when running
BRKLN M'S - July 27, 2009
This is 3 more runs than I expected out of this lineup.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Franklin is responsible almost everything good and wonderful in this world.
esoteric - July 27, 2009
Im growing tired of Sims pronouncing every part of Guti's name
Goot-E-Air-Ez
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
Does he?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Every freaking time.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
I'm kidding
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Ah, gotcha.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Someone's got a man-crush.
section331 - July 27, 2009
For the last time
Gutierrez requested that.
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I don't even notice
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Probably because you are around people that know how to pronounce Latin American names
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Seriously I have never noticed him saying Gutierrez
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I hear ya brotha
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I didn't until people started whining about it
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Its pretty bad...
I think he tries to hard.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Because i've been here long enough to be a part of that specific discussion
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
This comes up literally every other day
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
This is how Gutierrez told him to pronounce it for the eleven billionth time
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Form a line with nobody else.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Or with like everyone
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
nobody else that matters
Matthew - July 27, 2009
,
This is the best I can do
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I NEVER NOTICED UNTIL GAMETHREADS
Poochie - July 27, 2009
How else would you pronounce it?
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
The American way because of [deleted, really mean personal insults]
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Goo-dee-air-is
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That's how I thought it was said.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
It's a trick he wants you to think he's a caucasian
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Gary Payton could do more damage
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Cause he's black yes we get it you are a racist
Robert - July 27, 2009
Griffey is also a brother
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
The PC term is negbros
Robert - July 27, 2009
GRIFFEY TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That went well.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Expected
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
He was better when he was good
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Griffey is no longer enjoyable to watch in the slightest.
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
Shelton is too ugly to have an irrational affection for.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
But he gets hits!
Pessimistic Optimist - July 27, 2009
I am a fan.
melenious - July 27, 2009
I am too, but it's not a whirlwind affair like with Gutierrez.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I hear if you pick him up by the ears it don't hurt so much
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Have you seen Jeff Clement
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
PeopLLe only think Clement is sexy because Graham does
Robert - July 27, 2009
He is a glorious stallion you fool
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
He does not prance
Robert - July 27, 2009
How can a stallion be a stallion if he doesn't prance?
Robert - July 27, 2009
Stallions run and stud. Prancing is not in their contract.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
.
msb - July 27, 2009
John Carlson prances and his cock is more than capable of studding my tonsils in.
Robert - July 27, 2009
Some of us don't think Clement is sexy.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I thought he was sexy when he was a highly touted catcher and not a busting DH
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Chris Shelton is busty
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I have an irrational affection for him
I have this weird problem with redheads. :/
section331 - July 27, 2009
Shelton!
BrianL - July 27, 2009
Go Shelton!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
PENNANT RACE
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Griffey:
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
Ewwwwwwwwwwww...
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
This is the worst jpeg of the night
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I disagree.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
That looks like tuna
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Giant squid?
JY - July 27, 2009
Shelton!
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
When do we crucify Mike Sweeney upside down?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
After a few hours you could pop his head like a balloon
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
They left that out of the bible.
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Ginge!
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
SINGLES! SINGLES! SINGLES! SINGLES!
It’s singles night tonight, apparently. I thought that was the USSM/LL get-together.
esoteric - July 27, 2009
It's August 8, I believe, so yes.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Can you smoke in Safeco?
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
No goddammit
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
In designated smoking areas.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
THERE AREN'T ANY
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
THEY SAY IT IS INSIDE BUT I CAN SEE THE SKY AND THERE ARE NO WINDOWS
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
SHITSHITSHIT!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Can you not smoke on the terrace by the water in the 300-level?
Granted, you can not see that game from there either.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
No.
You used to be able to but you can’t since the indoor smoking ban passed because clearly the terrace is indoors.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
If you want to smoke and aren't sitting on the first level you are going to miss at least half an inning
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
What a crock of crap.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Steaming!
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
It is probably not steaming
because that would imply some sort of smoke
Matthew - July 27, 2009
*heat
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
That is not funny at all.
God.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
How can a person drink beer and watch baseball from the bleachers without smoking?
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
People manage.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Lots.
kentroyals5 - July 27, 2009
Quite easily.
joof - July 27, 2009
It's more the total bullshit reasoning that pisses me off than anything.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I shoot up instead
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Robert could do lines off the small of Qwest's back
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
They chew
Corco - July 27, 2009
If you squit you can see the new wide screen monitors from across the way
Poochie - July 27, 2009
In the stadium? I did not know that, I thought they had to stop allowing it
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
THEY DIDN'T THEY JUST WANTED AN EXCUSE
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
It was nice, you could watch sunsets while bathing your cells in nicotine.
Christ I really want a smoke now
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
DON'T DO IT!
section331 - July 27, 2009
Just do some more qualudes
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Jeez doc, the guy on the corner is out can I get a script?
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Just find something with a Mr. Yuk sticker on it and huff some.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Your insurance provider is going to love you
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
The easiest way to cut down on the cost of health care is to just offer up what's under the sink.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
The Dr. is in!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
At least your bedside manner is probably terrific. Right?
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Shut the fuck up and huff some of this glue.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Jesus christ what degree mill did you graduate from anyway?
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Miguel Batista bestowed upon my my degree.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
me my
abender20 - July 27, 2009
And your poetic touch.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
How's that working out anyway? Subpoenaed yet?
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Apparently you can't extradite people to the DR for fictitious crimes
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Maybe he'll just use his poetic license and kill you
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
It might be heating up soon. I told my dad that story while we were watching Tits warm up at the game Friday about 10 feet from him. Maybe he heard.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Nope, but they have in/out so keep your ticket stub. They scan the bar code
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson would have moved out of the way for that split shot
SebastianPruiti - July 27, 2009
Shelton!
Xux - July 27, 2009
Oh my!
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Hahahaha
tootthekazoo - July 27, 2009
This is going green.
JY - July 27, 2009
That's all kinds of awesome.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
He's lovable and heartwarming now!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I love Hannahan's swing
If he ever made contact it would be pure sex.
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
I was trying to figure out who Romero looks like this whole time...
LL Cool J
SebastianPruiti - July 27, 2009
This lineup has four runs in five innings
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
And Felix has three runs allowed :(
JY - July 27, 2009
Boy should your face be red
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Hannahan has sort of a Pat Borders thing going.
Minus a few decades worth of sun and chaw, of course.
msb - July 27, 2009
WHY DOESN'T HE JUMP MORE
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Wow nice camerawork guys
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
We have 10 hits. All singles.
Suck it, Angels.
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
A new day, the Angels way.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
BE LESS BAD
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Extras!
Poochie - July 27, 2009
We're still winning dipshit
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
My mlbtv is ahead >:(
Poochie - July 27, 2009
ROB JOHNSON COCK FACE
kentroyals5 - July 27, 2009
Damnit.
joof - July 27, 2009
THIS IS MAY FIRST ALL OVER AGAIN
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Felix hates leads.
russak - July 27, 2009
This is not a rivalry you idiots
who the hell has a baseball team flag
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Every team?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I believe you are correct
sir
msb - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson continues not to be able to catch the ball or block the plate...
SebastianPruiti - July 27, 2009
You have no idea how to use that big piece of leather on your hand, do you Rob?
BrianL - July 27, 2009
It's good for those oocasional naps in the clubhouse.
msb - July 27, 2009
It's Felix sucks day
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
I am unsure of my feelings towards Felix's facial hair configuration.
But I’m pretty sure I don’t like all these runs.
section331 - July 27, 2009
It had an odd chin line the other day, which is fortunately now gone.
msb - July 27, 2009
His face is a bit round for that, I think.
God, I’m actually dreading tomorrow night’s game. How sad.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Well well well...
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Rather than applying the tag, Rob Johnson decided to re-adjust his athletic supporter.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Time to shave your chinny chin chin, Felix
abender20 - July 27, 2009
*chinn
Poochie - July 27, 2009
How would he feel about that?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
He'd be down.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Yes!
LauraBu - July 27, 2009
As much as we need to trade for a shortstop.
Trading for a catcher wouldn’t be too bad of an idea.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Yes it would
Matthew - July 27, 2009
I hope Adam Moore is good at the things catchers are paid to be good at.
Fuckmikereilly - July 27, 2009
Not really, but he can hit.
JY - July 27, 2009
Call up Moore and be done with it.
At least he can hit.
JY - July 27, 2009
Because Kenji/Rob Johnson is working out well?
I know Moore is on the way, but it would be nice to get another half decent catcher in there.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
If Moore is ready by 2010 and we are out of the race, why?
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Anything to replace Kenji/Rob Johnson.
Just like Hannahan, he’s not the future at 3B, but he was a cheap upgrade over Woodward.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
What is the point?
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Wieters for Bedard
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Mmmmm. Bedard.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I'll just drop it, sorry.
It was mostly game thread emotion, I can’t stand Rob Johnson.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
If you hadn't noticed, the season is essentially over. Adam Moore is waiting.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Holy butass
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I miss Beltre
melenious - July 27, 2009
Boy are we terrible
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Ahahahahahahahahahaha
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
:(edeno
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Well balls
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Hee....
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
We need a shortstop Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap
msb - July 27, 2009
Extras!
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
The Mariners are first in sucking
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
We need a shortstop.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
I HATE THIS TEAM FUCK THE TAINT BACK INTO THEIR ASS EXCEPT FOR FELIX I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU GUYS
Robert - July 27, 2009
JJ HAR-DY CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Next time we tie the game please pull Felix
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
And put in Batista?
LauraBu - July 27, 2009
How I had longed for 2008
Poochie - July 27, 2009
ITS JOE FUCKIN ENGLAND
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Jesus this inning is irritating
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
They are doing the same thing to us as we were to them.
JY - July 27, 2009
Yeah but that was us
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Sigh.
melenious - July 27, 2009
Two outs, so what?
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
MOTHERFUCK, FELIX!!!!
section331 - July 27, 2009
I'm sorry, I should have said
Chinga tu madre.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Wait a sec
That’s not even right.
I love this discussion.
section331 - July 27, 2009
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW UNDERPRIVILEGED I AM
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I'm glad I didn't go to the bar to watch this.
JY - July 27, 2009
Griffey hasn't homered since July 1st
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
How many gb in a row is this?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
like 40.
joof - July 27, 2009
This inning:
Pop out
Groundball
Groundball
Walk
Line drive
Groundball
Groundball
levnclf - July 27, 2009
You'd think Felix would just strike someone out
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Well, the clubhouse can't complain if they do start trading.
msb - July 27, 2009
The Jays are playing us at our own imitation of the Angel's game.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
This is like 2007 all over again!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
I was hoping for a walk and a Scutaro grand slam
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
Throw strikes you assbandit
Poochie - July 27, 2009
DEATH SPIRAL
LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED AHA
Robert - July 27, 2009
BURN THE TREE
Decatur - July 27, 2009
AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
What the HELL.
melenious - July 27, 2009
Them Cleveland guys were right about our defense
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
And them Taxas dudes, too.
msb - July 27, 2009
Oh for fuck's sake.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Angels in Canada.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
I think we'll still win this in extras
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
...wait for it
Poochie - July 27, 2009
...wait for it
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Waiting.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
One weekend
One weekend is all the time it took for this to feel so normal again
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
It's just like riding a bike.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I don't know how to ride a bike
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Samesies!
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Thirdsies!
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Seriously?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
WHAT IS GOING ON
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
You knew this about me.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Can you swim?
msb - July 27, 2009
Nope
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Samesies!
Poochie - July 27, 2009
JESUS
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Whoa.
Teej - July 27, 2009
I can stay afloat.
Good enough for me.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Good thing you can;t ride a bike to the lake, then.
msb - July 27, 2009
They could film a reality show about your triathlon attempt
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I bet he's big into guns
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I'm thinking of a different triathlon
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I can run in theory but watching me try to keep going would be entertaining enough.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
If you learned the backstroke, you could theoretically smoke throughout.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Will you be my physician
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
With the other hand, you could be eating kettle chips!
Matthew - July 27, 2009
You will have to keep yourself alive long enough for me to get through residency.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
My grandmother smoked two packs a day for twenty-five years and drank a sixer of Miller Lite every day until the day she died.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
She died when she was 84 by the way.
This wouldn’t be impressive if she had died in her 40s.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I was wondering if she did that from 0-25.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
She was a bartender in a whorehouse!
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I hope you were old enough to hear stories.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
She didn't tell them but he sisters had big mouths.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Out of respect for your great aunts, I won't make the jokes I want to make.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
They were a bunch of bithces except the crazy one that I never got to hang out with so go nuts
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Once I've abstained, the mood is just ruined.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
If true, this is the best grandma story I've heard in a long time.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Fantastic.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I was gonna say...
“Well that’s nice. i hope she didn’t die at 52 from lung cancer and liver failure.
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
But she took up smoking at age 59?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
She quit!
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Cough again.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I could probably still swim
but I haven’t been in a pool since high school.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
Did not.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
How on earth were you a little kid without learning this?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
PEOPLE FORGET
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Was this one of the things that you forgot in a instant?
Robert - July 27, 2009
I remember everything that happened from before and during Lieutenant Labia
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
...
…
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Sigh.
Yes?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
You sit on the seat.
You pedal.
msb - July 27, 2009
You fall
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I hadn't been on a bike in a decade and it took about five minutes to be comfortable again.
You’d figure it out.
Teej - July 27, 2009
THAT IS NUTS
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/7/27/965235/7-27-open-game-thread-part-2#18792522
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Seriously?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
It's the brain damage
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
You probably knew before the baseball hit you
abender20 - July 27, 2009
No
I knew when I was a kid, grew up, figured out it was faggy, forgot, and never re-learned.
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
This is what happens when you go to college in a cold weather state.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
I can rollerblade like a motherfucker
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
And that is somehow not faggy
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
That is SO MUCH FAGGIER than riding a bicycle
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
That was the joke
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
No you're gay
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I'm sorry
I don’t know any gays who rollerblade. Either pick something gayer, or turn in your Gay Card.
section331 - July 27, 2009
We make gays carry ID cards now?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
The original law was arm bands, but it was negotiated down.
joof - July 27, 2009
With the pink triangle and all?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Let me know the truth.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
We don't MAKE them, silly
It’s like a rite of passage – you just need poster board and a Bedazzler. Chuh!
section331 - July 27, 2009
Oh really?
huh.
msb - July 27, 2009
Jeff has nice legs in that picture!
section331 - July 27, 2009
I like the little fan/sign.
msb - July 27, 2009
I don't know that I should check it
It took me ages to find this discussion, for some reason my computer wasn’t interested in the back button actually working.
section331 - July 27, 2009
GO SENS GO
Matthew - July 27, 2009
;
This is weird now
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Is it now.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I like how my 10,000th comment was tonight. And it was
“oh, sandwiches.”
Way to excel, me.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Wake me up before you go go
abender20 - July 27, 2009
FUCK
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
I hated roller bladers on campus
except the guy who only had one roller blade and went barefoot, he was cool.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
I'm telling pdb
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Bikes are the tits knees and if they weren't so expensive I would ride them to tomorrowtown
Robert - July 27, 2009
We crash into parked cars?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Zip it the both of you.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
If only we could have switched last weekend for the 2008 Oakland series
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
We'd be watching our #1 draft pick board a plane for Japan?
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
How much money do the Angels have coming off the books the offseason after this?
Robert - July 27, 2009
No shit huh?
Zwakamatsu - July 27, 2009
Clearly this is because of the Washburn trade talk
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
If Wash sucks tomorrow and does not get traded...
JY - July 27, 2009
At least we traded for Holliday
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I hope he pulls a Hancock
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
We wouldn't get draft picks >:(
Poochie - July 27, 2009
All the better!
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
You could still try to offer him arb and hope that Washington bites
abender20 - July 27, 2009
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Poochie - July 27, 2009
What? He'll still move around better than Dunn.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
So Felix's tRA for this game
is going to indicate something much different than the number of runs scored.
levnclf - July 27, 2009
Brad is awfully defensive about the accuracy of the tracer there.
msb - July 27, 2009
And about how it belongs to EQC
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
It is?
Fin - July 27, 2009
I mean it does?
Fin - July 27, 2009
No
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I was trying to make a sarcastic joke there.
But yea, I don’t understand why it needs to be reminded so many times, unless EQC pays them more to do those little tidbits before the innings begins.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Come on Whitey
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Sean White is much better at pitching than Felix Hernandez
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
The mini buffalo ranch commercial has grown on me. I love it now.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
El oh el....me too.
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
Huh.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Jack in the Box is good at making commercials.
joof - July 27, 2009
Those "spirit of youth" commercials on the radio really, really need to go away though
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
OH MY GOD THEY ARE FUCKING INFURIATING
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
They were clearly created by an old person.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
In better news, Steppenwolf is coming to the EQC!
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
John Kay & Steppenwolf, you mean.
msb - July 27, 2009
Mars Bonfire was a cool name
Poochie - July 27, 2009
B-B-B-B-B-BAD
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
So Rob Johnson, personal catcher, is doing just great right now.
Fin - July 27, 2009
His CERA has gone to shit today.
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
Bedard had a shitty start too.
joof - July 27, 2009
Adding Insult to Injury
Were any of those balls hit hard? It seemed like they were almost all medium speed grounders. Why did the announcers keep making reference to Felix getting “tattooed?” Medium hard groundballs does not mean tattooed. They make everything worse.
DAMellen - July 27, 2009
There was one line drive. Everything else was fustrating bullshit.
joof - July 27, 2009
He gave up two home runs,a deep sac fly, and multiple line drives. He wasn't sharp today at all.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
The 6th was just a lot of grounders finding holes
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I thought it was the 5th
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Top of the 6th?
joof - July 27, 2009
Oh were they just talking about the 6th?
In that case, yeah, that inning Felix was pitching pretty well and was just unlucky.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
He got a ton of grounders.
Fangraphs has it as sixteen grounders, seven flyballs, and only two line drives. That’s 64% grounders and 8% line drives. Yeah, the two strike outs kinda sucked, but the one walk was good. Having two balls leave the yard sucked, but I don’t think that was too bad of a game. He certainly wasn’t “tattooed.”
DAMellen - July 27, 2009
Only 2 Ks, though.
Not a terrrible start, but a below average one.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I'll concede it was below average, but can someone tell that to all the old school douche bags I'm sick of listening to?
DAMellen - July 27, 2009
Who were you listening to?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Mike Blowers.
DAMellen - July 27, 2009
Wow, you would never see a walk like that in 2007.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Rob Johnson is a ninja
He just snuck up on 1st base
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
This is the worst
Poochie - July 27, 2009
You think so?
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I'm probably just letting my emotions get the better of me
Poochie - July 27, 2009
There have to be worse things out there
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
6-4 Angels
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
They'll lose
Poochie - July 27, 2009
They never lose
bluemax - July 27, 2009
Why does Kemp hit 8th?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Because Joe Torre is a fucking genius
bluemax - July 27, 2009
Alternatively because Ned Colletti is a genius
and wants to keep his cost low.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
J. Martin hits like Willie Bloomquist
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Good thing Carlos Santana is almost ready
bluemax - July 27, 2009
Not if you trade Kershaw and Loney for Victor Martinez
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Cliff Lee is a proven winner
Kershaw is just a kid.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
Note
I will personally kick spit on Frank McCourt if they deal Kershaw. Loney is replaceable.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
The best part is Martinez would play first
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Can't stop Russ J.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Ned wouldn't dare displace another fan favorite at Catcher
even though the fans hate Russell now.
bluemax - July 27, 2009
I heard the angels enjoy having penises put into their mouths.
joof - July 27, 2009
you could say woodward sacrificed...
He sacrificed johnson so he could get on base
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Rookie hazing.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
My first comment is..WE Blow Nutsack Tonight
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
LOL
abender20 - July 27, 2009
TOTALLY, D00D
abender20 - July 27, 2009
dood!
joof - July 27, 2009
Why does that poor penguin have peg legs?
BrianL - July 27, 2009
Pirate.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Prinny dood!
joof - July 27, 2009
I sense great things out of you
Robert - July 27, 2009
You're off to a great start with your username, first comment, and signature.
Have fun with the wolves.
BrianL - July 27, 2009
What if it's Matthew testing us?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Paranoia! Awesome, that's like stage 3. Or something.
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Our Win Expectancy *blows* nutsack tonight.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
<3 Dave Sims.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
You share an IP address with someone who goes by yuni4life
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Hee hee
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Your signature causes me to immediately dislike you
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
What a terrible first comment
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
rec'd
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Welcome to Lookout Landing!
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I'm not a fan of Dave Sims either.
But just FYI, a handful of opinions are not allowed around here, dissing on Sims is near the top of the list.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
It's allowed, it's just that everyone will tell you you're fucking crazy
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Which is why you'd want to keep thoughts like that to yourself.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
If your reasons for hating Sims weren't crazy we'd leave you alone.
BrianL - July 27, 2009
If it's a legitimate diss you can diss him all day long.
Make sure it’s not something like “he’s not genuine”
Zwakamatsu - July 27, 2009
HE DOESN'T READ BOARDERLINES HOMERUNS WELL!
I like Dave Neihaus though.
joof - July 27, 2009
I can tell you're going to offer a lot of insight to the blog. Welcome!
Zwakamatsu - July 27, 2009
This is going to be like the Virgin Mary getting an abortion
Robert - July 27, 2009
Is that like the boy who cried wolf?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
The boy who cried wolf didnt save the world from a bunch of trouble
Robert - July 27, 2009
No Oscar...stay AWAY from the net...
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Isn't his hat cute tonight?
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
my brother
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Use the reply function
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Well something runs in the family
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
Is it down syndrome
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
Aw Guti...
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Rad
Poochie - July 27, 2009
good catch frankie
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Well, there you go.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
REALLY GUTZ??
Fin - July 27, 2009
I HAVE NO SOUND!
WHY DO I HAVE NO SOUND!
joof - July 27, 2009
What are you hoping to hear, exactly?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
The nice commentary of Dave Sims.
Or just baseball sounds.
joof - July 27, 2009
Like sounds that should come out of the TV when a baseball game is on.
joof - July 27, 2009
Fair enough.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Boy did we ever give up
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
OH MY GOD.
melenious - July 27, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Season Over.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
uhhh could this night be any worse
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Yes.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
There is no floor.
Fin - July 27, 2009
ack gooch
So were almost to the all star break right?
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
That crash in the wall must've taken a toll on him.
Fin - July 27, 2009
This is the stupidest thing in the world.
joof - July 27, 2009
I can't comprehend the things I'm seeing
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
I think some Evil Genius has an Evil Genius ray of some kind at the ballpark tonight .
He is causing slight tremors in the fabric of time.
msb - July 27, 2009
You know.
msb - July 27, 2009
Dr. Horrible!
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
It’s not a death ray or an icebeam.
msb - July 27, 2009
That's so Johnny Snow
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I think I know what I may doing shortly.
msb - July 27, 2009
...
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Italy is such a better choice
Matthew - July 27, 2009
That would work too.
msb - July 27, 2009
By the way, I wansn't here, how the fuck did Felix give up 7 runs?
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Faggily
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
God I wish
Robert - July 27, 2009
Crappy command, crappy pitch selection, crappy luck.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Ninjas took his command of the strike zone
while he was getting gatorade
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Single, HR, single, misplay, single, HR, single, single
Something to that affect
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
I am sure Jarrod Washburn won't mind being traded now.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Way to hustle.
melenious - July 27, 2009
Langerhans has that
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Does Saunders have to stop at customs if he's trying to drive in a Mariner?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Langerhans is our last set of Griffey knees
the rest of them are our infield tonight
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Langerhans would be a superior DH
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Sweet christ
abender20 - July 27, 2009
We're going to give up 9+ runs for the fourth game in a row
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Saunders has bad work ethic
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
No we went over this, he's a white guy
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Bloody foreginers
Poochie - July 27, 2009
He's white?
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
and Canadian.
They always hustle. It’s the lousy Russians that are all about showboating.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Just watch their ice-dancing.
msb - July 27, 2009
I can't believe we're losing
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Ten grand
Poochie - July 27, 2009
My disbelief is genuine
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I don't believe this
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Your disbelief is unbelievable
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Believe that
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Buleedat. C'mon Fogel.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Both of us are white
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Believe you me?
Matthew - July 27, 2009
I hope that if I ever have a kid with a terminal disease,
and the Mariners send someone to visit him/her in the hospital, they send Bill Krueger.
How I would laugh that day!
Matthew - July 27, 2009
I'd laugh it it was Ebola
abender20 - July 27, 2009
This is wonderful.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I would laugh cause it would be almost time to get back to making babies
Robert - July 27, 2009
Remember like 4 days ago when everyone in baseball was talking about how great our pitching is?
Good times
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
I BET I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I'm just glad we got all of our regression out of the way at once!
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
ERA! ERA! ERA!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
It's called regression, you can learn about it by doing an internet search.
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Try using the Google search engine
http://www.google.com
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Alexie Ramierez's brethern came from outspace and are wearing our pitchers like body suits?
joof - July 27, 2009
It is disheartening how those people
never seem to step back and ask themselves why, if our pitching was so good, it blew up all of a sudden and that perhaps there might be other explanations.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Washburn trade rumors, duh
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
We were doing just fine until Gutierrez turned up
Graham MacAree - July 27, 2009
Washburn hasn
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
hasn't* regressed yet, so obviously they will hold this up as an example of why we need to re-sign him
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
Funny you say that...
every talking head on the radio today was advocating signing Washburn to an extension because winning in 2010 is a high priority and clearly this team is close.
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
Because signing veteran pitchers did us wonders in 2008!
Fin - July 27, 2009
And you need his veteraniocity and ability to replicate this year's success in future years.
msb - July 27, 2009
The bullpen wore down from overuse
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
If we had more guys like Washburn they wouldn't get so worn down
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
We can't even trust Felix to go out there every day and go 7 innings and win now. All we have is Washburn
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
We should have learned after 2007
Robert - July 27, 2009
That Felix Hernandez should go back to Cuba
abender20 - July 27, 2009
No
Fin - July 27, 2009
Seattle is always streaky
Especially if you threaten to put us in the playoffs. Once we don’t have to fear taking the division anymore… we’ll be awesome again
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
That used to be the Seahawks problem!
Robert - July 27, 2009
I thought their problem was that they sucked.
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
They only suck in a row
They are goodin a row too.
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
buh?
BrianL - July 27, 2009
Boy do I want to go gambling with you!
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
As long as it's your money we're playing with
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
Trenchant.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
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Robert - July 27, 2009
In case anybody is wondering this is a magiceye of Slurvey's father
Robert - July 27, 2009
Just wait until September right?
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
I see a pony
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I SEE IT!!!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
NSFW or SFW?
Robert - July 27, 2009
I'm not LFoJL
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Nobody is
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I am just so frustrated right now.
joof - July 27, 2009
What the fuck what happened toi the sock puppet?
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
bellies the truth
Robert - July 27, 2009
Did somebody say "belies"?
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Our playoff chances are deader than him
Robert - July 27, 2009
Yay Ichiro!
Fin - July 27, 2009
My stream is so far behind...
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
So how will the Mariners Angel their way to 4 runs this inning?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Why can't they just set the Bobblehead on a table?
Why do they need to pay some girl to hold it up?
Fin - July 27, 2009
She comes in the box too.
Vatinius - July 27, 2009
Not like she's good for anything else!
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Yes she is...
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
So sweet.
melenious - July 27, 2009
SHE PROBABLY COULD SUCK DICK?
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Like a bobblehead?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
If that analogy works for you
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Nice.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Yes...
but goodly?
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
She is probably paid with that Bobblehead.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
thats the rally fry girl
She was already paid
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Well Whoopdy doo.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Griffey vs. a sidearming lefty. Let's play Guess the Outcome!
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Defying expectation
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Contact!
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Who will become team tickler if GRiffey doesn't come back???!!!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I hope it's Bedard so we can call him the French tickler
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Saunders.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
He's not French
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
They speak Frenchian in Canada.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Not in British COlumbia
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
In Holland they speak Hollandaise.
msb - July 27, 2009
In Rand McNally they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Some places people juggle geese.
joof - July 27, 2009
Goslings actually.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
This whole team except Ichiro apparently has learned hopelessness.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Has Griffey retired yet?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
He was just retired. Pay better attention.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
So facebook is another place not to go to read comments on Mariners news.
In case anyone wanted to know.
Mariner John - July 27, 2009
I cannot believe Robert has not mentioned how J. Carlson is pitching.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
He's too busy being angry at me.
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
This situation is unbelievable
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I am afraid of posting pictures of dicks on work computer
Robert - July 27, 2009
Also this is the non-union version of him
Robert - July 27, 2009
Canada has different, but no less real, unions
Matthew - July 27, 2009
maybe Ichiro can steal around the bases
and then back to first
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Yay to false hope!
Fin - July 27, 2009
PH SWEENEY
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Wow we have 11 hits.
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
I thinkwe are setting up the woodward SLAM!
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
That was not a strike
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Anyone know what Felix's tRA was for this start?
joof - July 27, 2009
We're going to lose the next 14 games
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
History says only 9 or ten
then a 8 game win streak
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Fuck a duck
abender20 - July 27, 2009
So uh can we get rid of Washburn already?
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
If Washburn pitches tomorrow for the Mariners, I think I may lose it.
joof - July 27, 2009
I would just be fucking baffled. We're about to be 8.5 back.
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
I expect that he will
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
It's cool, we'll get 'em tomorrow.
Teej - July 27, 2009
Just kidding we won't.
Teej - July 27, 2009
Does it even matter?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Perhaps Washburn will outduel Halladay and we'll be able to trade for Drabek and three other good prospects.
Teej - July 27, 2009
Don't tease me, you big silly man
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Atta boy Teej.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
boned
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Well good for Lincecum
Poochie - July 27, 2009
15 strikeouts, that's some impressive stuff.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Eh, Dan Haren is better.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Is it possible to....
trade teams?
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
You can go root for the White Sox.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Cleveland and Kansas City did
They are entirely old mariners
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Washburn stopping this losing streak will be the cherry on top of his shinyness.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
AUGH
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Cito Gaston sounds like a petrol station.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Washburn almost looks sad
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Why is Halladay smiling
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Because he's an asshole.
PLU Tim - July 27, 2009
He's illiterate
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I would be happy to be leaving the shithole of Toronto.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
The only good thing about Toronto is Canada's Wonderland
Robert - July 27, 2009
Soon to be far away from JP Riccardi's crazy
Poochie - July 27, 2009
He's going to be on a contending team in the next couple days probably
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
He might like the city of Toronto
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Midget hit!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
before tonight’s game i believe Felix and Tim Lincecum had the same E.R.A. and Felix had 1 more win..I wonder what the stats are going to look like tommorrow.
Felix 11-4 2.70 era
Timmy Lincecum 11-3 2.35?
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Something entirely meaningless, I'm sure
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Ok
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
E.R. what?
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
And your point is?
Fin - July 27, 2009
Please obey the site rules to capitalize and use the subject line.
Also, pretty much nobody here cares about ERA or pitcher’s won-loss records.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
ERA doesn't have punctuations but other than that you are golden
Robert - July 27, 2009
It does in The New York Times!
Teej - July 27, 2009
Caught that one
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
FAGGOT FINALLY CAUGHT ONE
Poochie - July 27, 2009
I STILL HAVE NO SOUND! FUCK YOU VERIZON! I KNOW FIOS DOESN'T ADVERTISE SOUND, BUT I FEEL LIKE THATS PART OF TV!
joof - July 27, 2009
That's odd, I've got sound.
BrianL - July 27, 2009
It's just FSN too. It's obnoxious.
joof - July 27, 2009
Ew, that was gross, the guy telling the ball girl
“Give it here, sweetie”.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
That's for wearing a Jay's shirt to Safeco, numbnuts
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Jays :(
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Hey guys how's it going?
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Eleven inches
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Somebody's been taking their vitamins.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
He's cutting it all off for Locks of Love
abender20 - July 27, 2009
C*
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
I'm packing Blyleven inches
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I'd circle that.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
*Oval
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Not necessarily
Poochie - July 27, 2009
More of a cylinder, really.
Matthew - July 27, 2009
Sometimes I wonder how I come up with all this fresh material
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I don't know, but you did a good job to Spahn a conversation on penis geometry.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Johnny Dickshot
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Hi.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
So I don't know if it's been mentioned.
But Jimenez tried to steal a HR from Morales but it popped out and went over the wall for a HR. I don’t know if you’d like that because of Saunders, or hate it because fuck the Angels.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Gimenez?
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
You better be fucking joking
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Nope. It's in gameday if you can view that. Morales' 2nd HR.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
GOD
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I know, right?
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
I'm less lucky than minority children
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
I was going to talk about how awesome it is to root for a first place team but then I just saw Alfonso Soriano hit a walkoff gland slam
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Mehehe.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Why does every .260 hitter in the league and lower kill the mariners..cough Rod Barajas…Magglio Ordonez…Its like Tyronn Lue and the Blazers
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Yes that is so insightful please share more of your wisdom with us.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Could you please use the subject line
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
You should let Matthew do this
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
He boxes people who talk back >:(
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Cuz the gameplan says...
Don’t let the good hitters beat you
Whoopetydoo - July 27, 2009
Ok, this is painful to the eyes.
1. Please use a subject line.
2. Batting Average isn’t a good stat to use, trying looking into wOBA.
3. It seems that being a good ballplayers isn’t a qualifier when succeeding against the Mariners.
Sorry if that came off as too rude.
Fin - July 27, 2009
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE FROM OREGON WHY DOES THIS NOT SURPRISE ME?
Robert - July 27, 2009
Oregon is so much cooler than Washington
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
Assholes are cooler than the outside world in this weather I agree
Robert - July 27, 2009
A TIMBERS FAN EH???
Robert - July 27, 2009
What price veteran leadership now?
msb - July 27, 2009
And now the wave.
Eyeball Kid - July 27, 2009
Happy happy Jays Fans!
msb - July 27, 2009
Uh-ohs
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Haha who came up with the idea of the wave is what I want to know
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
They must be so annoyed
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Stellar play Rob
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL RETARD
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Another +9 run game for the opponent.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
So when can we see Moore?
w00tah - July 27, 2009
That pitch was almost a strike
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Willingham hit two grand slams?
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Why am I still watching this?
melenious - July 27, 2009
Because it's too hot to get up and change the channel?
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Car wrecks are impossible to look away from
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Because LL gets more interesting in times of despair?
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Yeah both to left center saw the highlight when i changed the channel cause I Was pissed at the Mariners
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
Comment sense makes None why subject line used though so good
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I can understand this
Robert - July 27, 2009
So can I.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Totally.
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Regression is a bitch
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
3rd straight double-digit game!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
I can't even work up any emotions over that. Rob Johnson has robbed me even of that.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Woo
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Our titties are getting murdered by Canada.
section331 - July 27, 2009
America's hat.
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
Why didn't we trade for Octavio Dotel!?
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
butterednakedman is marinersin07
Robert - July 27, 2009
I was talking about Willingham's Grand Slams
butterednakedman - July 27, 2009
USE THE SUBJECT LINE
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
AND BY THAT I MEAN REPLY FUNCTION
I’M A RETARD
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
huh
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I want to play Evony
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Wahahahaha
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Someone in SoCal please check in on Jeff and make sure he's okay.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Hilarious.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS ARE BABY RAPERS!!!!
section331 - July 27, 2009
So, White is falling on his sword for the bullpen tonight.
msb - July 27, 2009
That's awful nice of him
I guess…
section331 - July 27, 2009
Thermopylae!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Ow.
msb - July 27, 2009
.
Poochie - July 27, 2009
This is funny if you look at it.
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Harper!
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
DFA'ing Wlad made the baseball gods mad at the Mariners.
w00tah - July 27, 2009
Sure, that's what happened.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Now that we got our regression out of the way we can make a heroic run at the division
Poochie - July 27, 2009
oh fuck I blew it
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That isn't how it works....
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
What?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Huh?
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Really?
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
Your shoelace is untied
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
By this I mean duck
It’s too hot for jokes dude
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
I'm not wearing shoes
Who’s the idiot now?!?!?
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Me.
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
And there is something on your tie.
msb - July 27, 2009
STRASBURG!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Good thing they can't do this 3 days in a row.
Shit.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
What is that sound I hear?
Chants for the Blue Jays? I should have gone to the game…
SeaFan - July 27, 2009
All game long, "Let's go Blue Jays" Over and over again.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Ugh!
SeaFan - July 27, 2009
The picture of Scott Downs on Gameday says it all.
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
Holy hell the Indians have 4 runs on 15 hits.
Angels are maybe a bit lucky.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
The Angels are silly gooses.
Decatur - July 27, 2009
I hope all the Angels die in a mutual erotic asphyxiation accident.
joof - July 27, 2009
BEDARD
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
What the fuck happened?
Mariner John - July 27, 2009
This game does not deliver the perverse sexual satisfaction that I crave
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Rawr.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Perhaps we should turn this comment into a conversation about sexual fetishes
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
Foot fetishes
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
How does that work?
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
Okay well instead of sticking it in her and peeing like you normally would you rub her feet with it then pee
I don’t think babies can be made this way though
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
HOLY SHIT
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
NO WAY
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Woah
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
GENIUS
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Comment of the year
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Is there any doubt?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Yes
Poochie - July 27, 2009
This comment single handedly made me feel better.
joof - July 27, 2009
I don't really know enought about foot fetishes to confirm or disconfirm this analysis
Gihyou - July 27, 2009
....the fuck?
section331 - July 27, 2009
Sorry I'm not very good at explaining things
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
I think I'm gonna go with
“That’s quite alright.”
section331 - July 27, 2009
I unrec'd this just so I could rec it twice.
joof - July 27, 2009
You gotta practice safe sex though or you'll get athletes penis
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
As an expert on this I will have to confirm that Fogel knows what he is talking about.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Thank goodness!
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Young man.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 28, 2009
Who here likes burakke?
Robert - July 27, 2009
Awesome.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
No politics
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
Rec'd for having the stones to post it.
I was going to but pussed out.
Teej - July 27, 2009
Guilty.
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
...
Area Man Has Naked-Lady Fetish
Decatur - July 27, 2009
One of my favorites.
Teej - July 27, 2009
This is a conversation I am qualified to participate in.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
One day I will find myself in a room with you and then you will regale me with stories
abender20 - July 27, 2009
And somehow you're always around for them. Do you get like a bat signal?
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Something like that.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Maicer wiggles his ears
abender20 - July 27, 2009
He actually comes up to me and grabs my ears and wiggles them.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
That's adorable!
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Go stuff a crust
abender20 - July 27, 2009
So that's why it tastes so sketchy
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
All I know is it's white and gooey in the center and that's only part of stuffed crust pizza I like
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Meow.
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
A Pooch who liked cats would be a pretty weird fetish.
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
It would if your life was like that movie Crash.
And not the shitty one that won an Oscar because people that vote for Oscars like to give themselves handjobs. I mean the one with Jeff Goldblum.
Aaron Campeau - July 27, 2009
I would give a movie about car-crash masturbation 14 Oscars before giving one to Paul Haggis' monstrosity.
Teej - July 27, 2009
But Ludacris learns from his mistakes!
Sandra Bullock gets less racist!
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I'm usually not overly opinionated about movies.
I think about 80% of the films I see fall in the “yeah, it was solid, I might watch it again” category. Ten percent blow me away. And the other 10 percent are “Crash” and “Hustle & Flow.”
Teej - July 27, 2009
You've seen 20 movies?
joof - July 27, 2009
Rec'd for math.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
I consider it more of a genre than actually just the two movies.
Teej - July 27, 2009
Or whatever the hell it's about.
I read part of the book but haven’t seen Cronenberg’s film.
Teej - July 27, 2009
DVR pause
Half dozen folks looking miffed. Maybe I should be glad I didn’t go to the game.
SeaFan - July 27, 2009
I am sure Waka must be really frustrated now.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Alexei?
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Wait,
what is the Alexei meme?
Fin - July 27, 2009
Alexie Rameriez is an Alien.
joof - July 27, 2009
Aardsma Express time!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Stoney blogs
UPDATE 9:28 P.M.: Here’s some good news, Mariner fans. Joe Mauer went 0-for-4 tonight, and his average dropped from .363 to .358. Ichiro has three hits, and his average is up from .359 to .363 to take over the AL batting lead.
Other than that, another rotten night for the Mariners.
msb - July 27, 2009
I actually find myself caring about batting average a little bit because I want Pujols to win a triple crown.
Because even though it’s stupid, Pujols deserves every accolade ever.
Teej - July 27, 2009
His worst ever season wOBA is over .400
abender20 - July 27, 2009
I hope he allows a homerun here.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
He needs to get it out of his system
Poochie - July 27, 2009
Why is David Aardsma being dragged into this pile-up?
frown
section331 - July 27, 2009
He has to pitch sometime.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
He hasn;t been in a game since the 23rd
msb - July 27, 2009
The poor guy hasn't pitched in so long...
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
Just because someone's hungry
Doesn’t mean you feed them McDonalds. Grrr!
Never mind me, I’m just annoyed.
section331 - July 27, 2009
You do if they're going to starve to death and it's the only thing available
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
No
Not even then. I’d rather die.
Well, I guess he needs to throw something….
section331 - July 27, 2009
Seriously, I can't think of another reliever who hasn't been hit around in the last few days.
hmm…Corky?
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
He isn't with the team
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Oh. That's probably why i haven't seen him.
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
Everyone has to take a turn
Fiddling with the suck knob.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Interesting terminology.
joof - July 27, 2009
It's standard install on any sound board
Just ask a roadie.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Oh dear lord you just set them on a tee, don't you?
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
I am not 100% sure how to answer this
And even less sure that it’s directed at me…..
So I’m going to nod and say no.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Reread your comment but look for the multiple entendres.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
You could also shrug and do the diagonal head movement.
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
I'm gonna take this door
It’s too hot to think that I might have just been subconsciously filthy.
And that makes me sad.
section331 - July 27, 2009
TRADE
OlSalty - July 27, 2009
DON'T YOU DARE!
section331 - July 27, 2009
Managers always get dumb with closers on losing streaks
SeaFan - July 27, 2009
Ronny :(edeno shows us how pros do it!
HAHAHAHAHA
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Jeff: Let's see if we can go the next 48 hours without using any form of the word "regress."
Can I at least declare that we’ve been assrammed evidence that cERA to be utter bullshit?
The Typical Idiot Fan - July 27, 2009
Can anything quell the intense sorrow?
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
BOOZE
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Also boos
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Can't drink. What now???
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
You can do anything
If you try hard enough.
section331 - July 27, 2009
Beer!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Hornsby's Hard Cider is surprisingly refreshing when your face is melting from the heat
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
That is as close to beer as I'll get. The amber draft is wonderful.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Yeah, they need to sell it in 24 packs.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Yes, and YES!
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
That sounds good.
Spire Mountain cider is also good too.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Fogel just did.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
Foot fetishes for everyone!
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
God bless him!
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
Drugs
Slow Country - July 27, 2009
The Toshiba ad is very stupid.
msb - July 27, 2009
Fuentes is in the process of blowing it.
You’re welcome.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
That doesn't do us any good now.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Schadenfreude?
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
"Fantastic Play" in 5, 4, 3....
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Time to Rays them!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
:(edeño.
Fin - July 27, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHA FUENTES
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Also Willits you suck, try jumping for it next time.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
That was cute of him
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
WhoopsieFuentes!
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
Back-to-back.
ThundaPC - July 27, 2009
It just gets better! Back to back.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Fuentesaurus!
Decatur - July 27, 2009
Fuck, why can't this faggot Hayhurst copy Fuentes right about now.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Watch your mouth about Hayhurst.
That guy is awesomeness defined. Not as a pitcher, but as a writer and a humorist.
esoteric - July 27, 2009
I saw your comment posted right after mine.
And I thought to myself “O crap”
Fin - July 27, 2009
And more
here
msb - July 27, 2009
Hey, the Non-Prospect Diarist is pitching!
Who care about the Mariners? Dirk Hayhurst is the fucking bomb. Read some of his diaries from a year or so ago…golden stuff. Guy’s a hugely talented writer.
esoteric - July 27, 2009
I:(hiro.
Fin - July 27, 2009
No.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Dude...
Not even on an 0-4, three error, not smiling Ichiro day.
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
I think you need to be below the Mendoza for the frowny things.
joof - July 27, 2009
We've got a lot of players who qualify.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
Ok, how about I:)hiro!
Fin - July 27, 2009
Hmmm, maybe.
Heydude - July 27, 2009
No.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
No.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Maybe just a little bit when no one is looking?
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Ichr:O
maalox - July 27, 2009
I mean Ichir:O
maalox - July 27, 2009
GOD
Look what you’ve started.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
My bad.
Fin - July 27, 2009
Ok, this might be of your approval, I>:)hiro
Fin - July 27, 2009
No nonononono.
The face-in-a-name thing is for Cedeño only, and anything more is overuse and ruins it.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Agreed.
royalcurve - July 27, 2009
I don't think you caught the joke.
> = eyebrows, get it?
Fin - July 27, 2009
\m/ICHIRO\m/
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
I don't know what this is, but NO!
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
Huh?
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Someone make me a mod.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Let's take every meme and kill it dead
Jeff Sullivan - July 27, 2009
Or better yet put them to poor yooz.
Mariner John - July 27, 2009
I love Johjima.
Raben doubled in the eighth while Kenji Johjima had backspasms and John Olerud was sucking. =(edeno then took over for Yuni the monkey and [coathanger] the flipping Lilibridge. PUNS!
joof - July 27, 2009
Eli Whiteside has an oldtimey name that not many modern people have as their own names
Poochie - July 27, 2009
That's the spirit
Dewey N - July 27, 2009
MEME DRAG
Robert - July 28, 2009
What an awful Felix day
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Griffey blew it
Poochie - July 27, 2009
:Griffy
Fin - July 27, 2009
I think you need to stop trying that joke.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
I think I do too.
Fin - July 27, 2009
FUCK IT'S OVER
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Anyone know what the best tasting stuff under the sink is?
joof - July 27, 2009
Try mixing the Lysol with lime.
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
Tastes just like Bud with Lime!
joof - July 27, 2009
More like Death-Sprite!
JamMasterJesus - July 27, 2009
No, but Doc Minus could probably tell which one cures cancer
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
Tumors stop growing shortly after your heart stops beating.
abender20 - July 27, 2009
Impeccable treatment regimen Doc, your success rate must be phenomenal
Kermit. - July 27, 2009
42!
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Is that 42-10 in the last 4 games?
Ugh
Heydude - July 27, 2009
TRADE WASHBURN NOW!
Slurvey - July 27, 2009
You know if he pitches well tomorrow, all we will hear is that you can't trade him because he is the only good pitcher.
msb - July 27, 2009
Fuentes really screwed the pooch huh
gregrabble - July 27, 2009
Yes that would be an accurate description.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
He engaged in bestiality on the mound?
I feel like if this were true, it would be a headline somewhere.
joof - July 27, 2009
Damn east coast bias.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
The fettish st is above.
JMKaustin - July 27, 2009
Hey go Gary.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
Well shit.
Eyebrows - July 27, 2009
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