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7/4: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Time for closing arguments.

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What's our WE now?
90% TERRIFYING
I thought that was when we had bases loaded
That's just 100 % infuriating

But this is going pretty good so far

fangraphs has %79
88% after the groundout
We got Phoenix Wright on our side, nothing to fear.
COME ON DA!
you guys think we'll ever have a relaxing win again?

Doesn’t look like it.

We started Garrett Olson in this game against the Red Sox

We should just be happy we have a shot

Correct, sir.

House money right here.

Even when we're winning by 3, it's not relaxing.
PLEASE DON'T BLOW IT
I think Ichro popped up on purpose

to help Saito save face.

If I turn it off right now, we win.

Don’t ruin my day, David.

DA, please be good.
Please I beg of you make this an easy save.
THAT IS A VERY GOOD START, THANK YOU SIR.
Phew

first one was easy!

1 down, 2 to go
PLEASE DO NOT TERRIFY ME BY GETTING TWO OUTS AND THEN PUTTING SOMEONE ON
DA sure loves the fastball.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ONE MORE ONE MORE ONE MORE
OH GOD I HATE THIS PARK
ONE MORE OUT!
Come on...
This is where Aardsma is fucking terrifying
VENTRICLES EXPLODINGSMA
I laughed.
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

No more warning track shots

MAKE THE RED SOX REGRET GIVING YOU UP, DA
Blood pressure imminent.
Oh god not the backup catcher.
Aardsma will soon be a plot device in an episode of House
I hate 292 foot warning track shots.

Get a real stadium!

C'mooooooon, SOCKS!
GO GO GO GO GO
one more strike one more strike one more strike
ONE MORE STRIKE
ONE MORE STRIKE GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
ONE MORE STRIKE
K! YES YES YES! DA!
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New York! New York!
GOTCHA BITCH
A STRIKE AWAY.

PLAYOFFS!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM
MARINERS WIN!!!!!!!!!
I need to lose some weight

My diet + Aardsma = imminent death

HE DID IT! WE DID IT
WIN WIN WIN WIN SERIES WIN HOLY FUCK SHIT YES YES
OH MY GOD WE DID IT
WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON! WE WON!
HOLY SHITBALLS WE WON TWO FROM THE RED SOX!!!
FUCKING YES YEAH WOO WAHOO YAY
AARDSMA YOU SEXY MOTHERFUCKER
WINNING F'N ROAD TRIP!
WIN WIN WIN!!
YES

AARDSMA!

MOTHER FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!
WINNING ROAD TRIP! HOW HOW HOW?
BETTER THAN THE 2001 TEAM!
I LOVE AMERICA
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT WE DID IT\

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

FUCK OFF BOSTON
World Series here we come
WE WERE MOST FORTUNATE THIS DAY!
ABOVE .500 ROAD TRIP FROM HELL!
YES YES YES We have proven ourselves.
APPROACH THE BENCH AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH
Wow, did we just guarantee ourselves a winning road trip? Awesome.
Loving this team right now
WINNING ROAD TRIP BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
U-S-A U-S-A
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! WOOOOO!
SWEEP!!!

PLAYOFFS!!!

HOW DID THEY DO IT HOW HOW HOW
TWO OUT OF THREE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN' RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SWEEP!!!!!!!!

FOUR GAMES OVER .500
Winning series in LA and Boston. Not too shabby.
AND THE JUDGE RULES IN FAVOR OF THE PROSECUTION!!!!
WINNING ROADTRIP

Against the dodgers, yanks and the fucking red soxs. what the hell?

SWEET DELICIOUS GRAVY YES
GO GET US A SHINY NEW INFIELDER GMZ
YES. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
It would be playoffs, automatically if we got a decent infielder.
I don't know how that comma got in there...
I can't believer we're doing this with these players
Those R's are kind of sneaky too
Wak for Coach of year!
SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP

We still need a SS.
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SPORTS!

WIN!

Loving this team right now
You gotta love these guys!
"Outstanding performance by Wak's warriors".... love it, Sims
We're supposed to be decent, not good. Will anyone take notice?
This season feels special.
This is our year. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
We're getting better
Yummmm. Gravy.
HOW
MAGIC
Magic and some incredible luck.
THIS IS WHAT I WAS THINKING
Fairy dust
Gutierrez is amazing
Our bullpen is using some sort of magic voodoo

to make fly balls die on the warning track.

PLAYOFFS!!!
3 home games against Baltimore while LA and Texas duke it out again. First place within reach by Texas series?!?
Quite possibly, and I really have a good feeling about that Texas series
So just took at least 5 of 9 from probably the 3 best teams in baseball
We*
Well, we are the 4th best team in baseball obviously
You mean from the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th best teams in baseball

amirite?

Even the losses against the Yankees could've gone either way.
If that was the world series we won game seven yesterday
Pbbbtt we'll never do anything even if we reach the playoffs.
Let's get there

I’ll take my chances with Felix and (healthy) Bedard going Games 1-2

Yes, let's get there.

Anything can happen, as we’ve just seen on this road trip.

No I think our odds are still 0% if we reach.
LET'S GO TAMPA BAY AND BALTIMORE
SUCK ON IT RED SOX NAITON!

SWEEP TOMORROW!

Now 21-23 on the road

Nice job boys, very good road record.

The best part

After this series we will have played 9 more road games than home games, which is good news for us.

Jon Lester career 5.48 ERA against Seattle. Brandon Morrow career 3.00 against Boston.
Nagonnahappen
Nothing makes any sense anymore. I smell a sweep
Your shoe is untied
ERA is bad and that's an insignificant sample size.
I know it is, I'm reaching because I'm hopeful.
Lester does seem to blow it whenever he pitches at Safeco, even though you are right, it is a small sample size.
Obviously, Lester is the better pitcher right now, and pitching as well as anyone.
Yuni OPSes 1.600 v. Lester so we are at a huge disadvantage
Go away
Trying to be positive is frowned upon around here?

My bad.

Aw, we're just conditioned to expect the worst

Especially when the numbers are stacked against us

Being positive with useless stats is.

But seriously, yea, we have a tendency to be pessimists here, the Mariners tend to be heart breakers.

It actually was supposed to go under your other comment.
No women are just naturally bitchy, think nothing of it.

ALL you guys and gals(NOLAmarinergirl) make me laugh with your comments like,matthew with DO.NOT.SWING. its GREAT and HILLARIOUS. oh and keep them coming……you guys and gals ROCK!!!!!

Do you think Poochie is a fag?

(A) yes
or
(B) no

B

Poochie is the hippest dawg around.

I call bullshit
A

You have no idea man

Someone tell Graham to grease up the slide...
I always thought it was grease up the pole
That sounds like more of a private thing.
I slept through this game, but

PLAYOFFS

Playoffs?!

Replace Chris Woodward then we’ll talk playoffs.

Sorry, I'm a negative Nelly sometimes.
It's getting cold in here.

So put on extra clothes.

Suck it Boston
Gravy Train!

Climb on board, bitches!

WHAT WE WON?

HOW?

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