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7/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Erik Bedard looks absolutely spectacular.

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I'm debating whether watching Griffey in the dugout all game is more or less exciting than watching the game itself.
I love how we are watching Griffey and not the game.

Seriously, there should be a split-screen on Griffey at all times.

That used to be half the fun at some of the Dome games, watching the bench.
Especially on foul balls into the dugout.
kinda like

Beckham cam for the Galaxy. Worked well for them.

I'm lovin the ump a little less now
Auto tagging pisses me off
Yeah I was expecting a hilarious link
So this is where his arm falls off isnt it
Also, what the fuck is Kenji doing.
Discussing his greying pattern.
At the point I made that comment, Kenji was making faces
He is an animated speaker.
Damn Bedard isn't even going to be eligible for a win.
72 pitches.

One more inning it looks like.

71 pitches--will Bedard go another inning, or is he done for the night?
I guess he stays in unless he allows a runner

but I’m terrified now

I feel like that was a play Yuni would have messed up in some adorable way and I miss that
So does this help or hinder

our quest to trade Bedard?

How would it hinder?
Don't know.

That’s why I ask people smarter than I. This is the first game I’ve been able to watch all year that wasn’t in Boston.

Helps helps helps
I do not see anyway that it could hurt.

He’s been fantastic.

It says Phils sent scouts to to check out Bedard. Chose a great day to be awesome.
Who says?
Click on Bedard's name at the top of the thread.
"Did you know you can comment on Lookout Landing from your phone or PDA?"

Welcome to 2002, Lookoutlanding.

"Erik Bedard looks absolutely spectacular."

and his pitching isn’t bad, either.

Way to go, RJ.
Wooooooooooooo below the Mendoza line now!
Still better than :(edeno.
"singles night" and "romance will be in the air"

two phrases that just don’t go together.

God Rangers stop losing until you get here next series.
I'm happy to pass them
I was hoping they'd slow the Halomentum.

But you’re right, we should take what we can get.

8 strikeouts through 4 innings?

Am I reading that line correctly? Dang.

Is it possible to win a baseball game by nmore than one run?
We won by five about 23 hours ago.
The Mariners won by five runs 22 hours ago.
The Mariners won by 5 runs 21 hours from this moment.
Depends on what's on the pizza
The Orioles mock you
Shouldn't he be out?
If you hit the ball on your backswing, you're out. Why not here?
Absolutely no idea
I didn't make that up right? You are out if you hit the ball again on your follow through?
Wow!!!!! Cedeno Funk Bunt!
Ronny Ce:Deno!
What, really?
As much of a positive impact our 7-8-9 hitters have had over the last week, I still hate them.
Best hit of all time
So couldn't you make that a strategy?

Throw your bat at the bunted ball.

In fact, couldn't that be part of bunting practice?

I had no idea that was a good play.

PS Chris Fucking Pronger

Unreal awesomeness

Chris Pronger is a massive cunt.
And I love cunts.

[subthread closed]

Actually, I take it back

Chris Pronger lacks the warmth and depth.

Yeah, if you like fucking criminals
I do when they are on my team

Also him breaking Crosby is good for everyone

Him breaking McAmmond is grounds for murder
Pshh everybody breaks McAmmond
FUCK YOU
I did a quick YouTube search for McAmmond.

Poor guy, 2 of the first 3 videos are him getting wrecked. Although the other one is a GWG in the Finals so there you go.

PS. Good God that Downie hit was ridiculous. If I was McAmmond I’d still be knocked out

And now we pray
You probably should've specified who or what we were supposed to be praying to

Because I think we got it wrong.

Blackscreen?
None more black.
FUCK MY TITTIES AND CALL ME RON JEREMY
Bedard done it looks like.
Does he know it?
Click click click click click click clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
It's like they're slowly trying to drive all of us insane
I love the mute key.
Uh FSN?
Where'd it go?

shit shit shit

I got a black screen...
I'm listening to radio, is FSN still crapping out on you guys?
Also, Jak is in.
She's in the dark here...
Lets give it up for FSN!

Fucking Shitty Networking?

At least you got to miss the stinging Matt Wieters line drive single.
I got mine back on
and there it goes
I'm not seeing anything odd.

Broadstripe issues?

I doubt it since the other channels were fine
I have Comcast and it was fucked too
Awww... Erik is out.
Well that was fun for a few innings
And apparently PITCHf/x is down now.
Without looking I bet Andino had really shitty numbers in the minors
I bet he smells bad.
I find this plausible.
.287/.356/.497, .365 wOBA in his last minor-league stint with the Marlins in '08.

It’s his major-leauge numbers that suck.

No, I was right

.733 AAA OPS

And holy christ good numbers in Albuquerque do not count as good numbers
Yeah, I didn't look any further than Fangraphs.

His walk rate in ‘09 is absolutely breathtaking. Glad we’re not the only team in the league with SS issues.

Joe Posnanski has chronicled well the problems facing the Royals.
Play Willie Bloomquist at SS!
Lets go DEFENSE lets go
This reminds me

some dude was chanting this at the last M’s Angels game I went to. I’d never heard this at a baseball game before.

For the whiners

The ass bump/ball in glove/strike call sequence is glorious
I keep watching expecting him to do a roundhouse kick afterwards.
Are we supposed to be watching the umpire, or the butt-thrust?

It’s sexy

He's presenting
Needs more feathers?
He's not going to impress anyone with plumage like that
You can see the batter trying not to mess his pants and failing a little
Needs a stategically timed flatulence sound effect
A bit off topic

but does anyone have that old pic of Griffey blowing a big pink bubble? I had it saved somewhere on my school harddrive but don’t have access right now, can’t find it online for some reason.

?

No, it wasn't that one, unfortunately.

He was looking straight at the camera and had a bat in his hand.

This search makes me realize how much I despise Google Images.

I originally saw it on there less than a month ago, where the hell could it have disappeared to?

Damn that guy is straight from Bawlmur
Hahahaha Adam Jone's brother looks like he just stole something.
Why? Because he's black?
I love that I am never scared on a ball hit to CF

I love Gut

That one A-Rod hit last week was pretty scary
Well hey fuck me right?
3-3 Angels/Texas
Just as I was about to post that Lackey's dealing!
Rotate 180
"Digging for Second"?
digging with a plastic spoon
I wouldn't be at all surprised if all of the balls Lopez hit for doubles or homers

were pitches thrown at the same speed in the same spot.

Hendrickson ain't givin Griffey no respect
Gutz gets his respect.
That's a guy that knows he's a specialist
I hate the ornithologically correct O's cap
LANGERHANS WILL MAKE YOU PAY
Hey, stop that.
Make 'em pay, Lagerhans!
GUTI STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEART OF HENDRICKSON
Let's sit around and wait for the 3-run HR
Wrong team for that
Gap-teeth does not approve.
Well fuck that was too much waiting
Love me some Andruw Jones!
I forgot all about him until recently
I can't remember anyone's career going into the shitter as quickly as his did.
Check extreme upper left of this page
He hits the ball a country mile...

BIG RICHIE

My gf was trying to get me to remember his name

the other day by describing him as the guy on the Dodgers last year who sucked and struck out all the time and it took me several minutes to remember that he had played on the Dodgers and I’d seen him in person.

Yeah I thought that it was a pretty good contract when they signed him.

Big oops

Nomar?
Yeah but a lot of that was due to the broken wrist.

Jones just went from good to suck overnight

But now he's sort of good again
Holy shit a 24-37 BB/K rate?

Where is the Andruw I thought I knew

Come on 'hans...get that Budweiser!
Bobby Abreu's stolen more bases than Ichiro
He's played longer
His stolen base total this year

is one of the most baffling things in baseball to me.

It's like he decided that the whole power/patience/average thing wasn't working

and decided to become Juan Pierre

I saw a repeat of the 2005 Home Run derby the other night

and remembered that was the point when his power disappeared.

?

Juan Pierre has only taken more walks one year in his career then Abreu already has this year

That was a bad comparison, you're right

I dunno… Figgins?

Rickey Henderson lite
He's at .300/.400/.440 this year.

Early 90’s Tim Raines?

Strike..?
Yup...not where he meant to throw it so the ump said 'ball'
So that should have been a K
What percentage of the trains that blow through Safeco are Rabanco trash trains?
6-3 Texas
That was quick.
So odd

Lackey’s line until 15 minutes ago: 4.2IP 4H 0BB 6K 80 pitches.

Then he proceeded to cough up six runs.

The big inning always gets you!
He couldn't get anything against Murphy

something about giving up a homerun to an overweight has been seemed to have wounded him

Huff + 'stache = inmate
I think it is Jeff Kent's old mustache.
What does Ronny have to add to this?
I don't have a good feeling about this.
Now I really don't have a good feeling about this.
Tie ballgame

Damnit.

Oh no, now this game is going to never end.
Nevermind.

Thanks Luke Scott…I guess.

Thank goodness we have two catchers on that play.
Was it me..or did Cedeno have a real good chance at getting the runner at 2nd on that slow hit ball to him?
I thought so too.
Ugh lets get a nice DP
This feels exceedingly uncomfortable
Well that was new
Gutz what the fuck???
FUCK GODDAMMIT
What the fuck just happened?
Luke Scott.
Game over!
DO you ever say anything else?
What the flying fuck is going on???!?!?!?!?
What the hell Guti?
How the fuck are people booing Gutz?
Booing the error maybe?
The Lopez error?

Because, yeah okay, Lopez blows.

Booing the whole inning?
Seemed like a very direct reaction to Gutierrez's misplay
I'm trying to be in denial and I appreciate I'm not alone.
That was a smoking line drive that changed directions.

I guess people didn’t notice.

They were booing Bedard earlier.
Seriously?

The first inning?

Yup
Was it the 'hit by pitch' and 'Trembely freaking out' though, or Bedard?
Before that.
Err, after, but unrelated.
If I recall correctly it was after the Scott two run single.
I do remember the booing of Trembley, though.
I somehow missed that.

Ugh, that is ridiculous.

Albert Pujols syndrome.

They got too used to a great thing.

Where?
Pujols is appreciated in general, but not nearly enough.

He doesn’t get 3 times the attention Ryan Howard does even though he’s 3 times the player.

Well also Philly>>>STL in terms of coverage.
He did misplay that.

That’s one he usually gets that we scream about. Damn, he’s human.

My goodness.
Was Gutz first step was in on that hit?
Shot
I mean shit

Damn mobile

GOAL SOUNDERS!
You mean..

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

Haha Lopez gets an error.
Nope.

Someone pressured the official scorer.

Stellar work by Jakubauskas
Fuck our long relievers.
We really only have two that are trustworthy

those who think otherwise are in for some heartbreak

Bring Back Silva!.........

or maybe not

Don't even joke of that tom foolery.
Good spot for Kelley
Niehaus thinks Hallion is squeezing Kelley.
Argh.

Well this one got away in a hurry.

6-3 Texas!

I’m mean Baltimore!

You seem nice enough to me.
Wasn't really ours to begin with

and was a lost cause pretty much as soon as Jaku was brought in. Olsen would have been a better bet, I think.

Righty-heavy lineup

Jak was the right move.

That was another missed strike call
Ugh I hate drawn in infields sometimes
In case no one's mentioned it our bullpen is bad
That was a groundout
So that's twice this inning an umpire hasn't called strike 3 and the batter has gone on to fuck us
It was outside
Oh, well I was basing it on Joe's tracer which showed it basically right down the middle
Lots of borderline pitches..
At least the DP was pretty kind of
Branyan is do for a homerun.
He just hit one yesterday.
Like he said
Yes but Branyan is always do for a homerun
Sometimes he's just due
Due you think so?
I see what you did there.
With Johnson, Woodward, and Cedeno coming up I see no way this game isn't tied in a hurry
Back to back to back homers!
3 runs down?

No problem.

Time for The Kid to put the team on his back

Ichi slam?
Felix slam after he pinch hits for Woodward.
How do you hit a grand slam with a maximum of one on base?
Because hes Ichiro fucking Suziki
Well I'm befuddled
They bat around
How bout now?
The umps are so impressed they award him an extra two runs.
I did not say it would happen this inning.
I will bet you 100 dollars that Felix does not hit a grand slam this season
I'll bet you a hundred dollars Wak does not pinch-hit with him this season either.
Rob Johnson, Chris Woodward, and Ronny Cedeno

Is what I was getting at. That’s more than one person.

If Cedeno gets on base chances are that's BP guy out there so yeah

Ichi slam

So much for going a game without hearing that fucking song
That misplay by Gutz was just really shitty luck.

He read it to his right off the bat and it sliced to his left, just enough to force him to turn, which cost him his bead on the ball. Shame

Line drives to straightaway center are impossible
The CFs least-favorite play.
It just proves how amazing Gutz is
I still like to think he should've caught it
Oh but that's a strike?
Rob Johnson is a waste of everything that is human.
That makes no sense...
He's supposed to swing at pitches six inches inside?
Alright guys just get 1 run per inning from here on out
C'mon Chris, take one in those skinny ribs.
WHY ARE YOU SWINGING
Ah that was your ticket on base shiteyes
Fuck, what a pick
Woodward just got Beltre'd.
Just what I was thinking.
Tip of the cap to Mora
If we're in Baltimore Mora's too tired to make that play
Damn vacation roadtrips.
Mora has more kids than Travis Henry
Oh gently caress this
I miss Yuni

/slaps self

I initially read that as "stabs self"

I didn’t bat an eye

Do you miss Rich Aurilia?
Well golly I didn't expect that to be a 1-2-3 inning at all
Well, at least Ichiro will lead off next inning.
7-8-9

Auto-out
Auto-out
Auto-out

Did that old bird on the radio say "hair on her hip" standing up?

Hmmm.

Audtioning for a deadline trade
Dammit loafie.
Angels got the sacks juiced

which I think is the dirtiest baseball phrase really

Aand they get a run on patience

aaand Abreu is up

Suicide squeeze.

Just ask David Carradine.

Topical.
The pathologist ruled that out.

It’s back to rumors of naughty games.

m's need a dp rite here
no doubt about it
Ok, now we really need a DP.
blowwwwwwwwwwwww out.
Oh good, we're losing by more!
I want Raffy back
So this went to shit real fast
Well im going to go drown my sorrows and pray for a small hangover tomorrow
I love how that comment fits your username
I'm glad Shawn Kelley is back.
Vargas will save us!

Tomorrow…

Wait, we were going to use our bullpen arms to trade for something?
I want my money back.

I was told the Mariner pitching staff was their strength and they just needed a bat or two to go all the way.

YES

WARM UP CORCORAN!

Gotta pitch him sometime
Christ on a crutch
Pretty much

Fuck and shit

Just one?
He can hover

The crutch is just for show

He works in mysterious ways
Why would Jesus of all people ever require help walking?
He threw out his back

doing carpentry.

He ran with a tough crowd and he needed to earn their trust somehow
Well that's it for this game
THIS IS KILLING OUR BULLPEN ERA
At least Rob Johnson's CERA is regressing alongside!
The ugly side of regression!!!
In other news...

McOwen = 44

9-3, NOW IT'S REALLY UGLY.
How the fuck did Wash one-hit this team?
They are just trying to make the bottom of the 9th more epic.

You just wait.

FTL.

Fuck Their Lives.

It was still a good day.

Bedard being healthy and sharp could go a long way towards improving this team for the future.

I probably should've warned you guys that Shawn Kelley isn't so much really good as just better than the alternatives
The Orioles threw away every game angainst the Angels and now they're beating us

I guess they weren’t content with just pillaging our farm system :(

Well it's good that the bullpen is getting all of this regression out of their system before the ASB
REGRESSION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
You don't say
This is a Futurama reference
I do not know Futurama as well as I should
This is the best Futurama reference
Oh yeah. Turtles.

That episode was also the debut of Hedonism Bot if I recall correctly.

Wikipedia.
The Hedonism Bot thing no

but I Googled the reference because I couldn’t place it.

Regression didn't work like that

It’s not the flu

Oh, good, Corco's coming in.

Just the guy you need when you need to stop the bleeding.

WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY??!!!
You gotta be shitting me
At first glance I thought that was Fahey
Well this is fun
Ahahahaha was that his first pitch?
FUCK YOU CORCO
He hates having men on base.
Angels baseball:

K, GO, ROE, HBP, BB, BB, Abreu K.

LUKE SCOTT YOU ARE A DOUCHE.
Really though, two first names.
Luke Scott loves Safeco.

Hard to hit?

Ha!!!!!

YAHOOOO!!!!!!
Yes Dave Sims, we are getting it as bad as the Phillies
Are the Orioles using lube? Doesn't feel like it.
We can still win this shit!

Where’s Rally Puppy???

Guthrie only lasted 2.1 innings.
Ahaha this got out of hand very quickly

Oh cool, and its 12:30! 5 hours till I get up for work. UGH

So without Luke Scott..... we're still losing by two runs.
To a team with eight players
You're counting Adino?
As much as I'm counting Woodward
What the hell is that on Corcorans ear in his gameday photo?
Hair or mud
Or poop because he's gotten good at shitting all over himself this season
Oakland DFAs Dana "fatass" Eveland

Started tonight, got shelled, got DFAd. Rough day.

I think he got called up yesterday too.

Sucks to be him

He isn't that bad
Then I'm glad he's getting DFAd
We should have thrown Bedard for 160 pitches
Well at least now Kelly has it out of his system?
This is good.

In case there were any illusions about our pen or the offensive capacity of the reserves.

I am happy that we are staying close, and i would be thrilled to watch them play in October, but for Christ’s sake let’s not trade for veteran help.

My favorite part is how Baker said getting Bedard back would be good for our run differential
Yeah that worked out great
One thing to look for, potentially, is that Luke Scott is a 2B from the cycle

Assuming he bats again, I like his chances.

Wow, this went downhill fast.
Fuck this noise I had says to myself.
She could play SS!
sex slave?
Different position.
Yeah that's pretty much all they're good for amirite
Without Sweeney there's just no life in these guys
It's like when the pitchers aren't being caught by Johnson.
But they are!
He's catching.
HE'S IN THE DAMN DUGOUT
PROBABLY
He's probably making cookies for the guys in the clubhouse
When not distributing hugs and kisses.
He's the M's Grandma.
Raul used to make coffee in the clubhouse
He's there bitching about his back
"OH IT'S THE BIG ONE! ELIZABETH... I'M COMING TO YOU HONEY!"
You are fantastic.
I can't believe I cracked a Sanford and Son/Red Foxx joke.
Lost in all this is the fantastic game calling by Rob Johnson.

Round of applause

PALC PALC PALC
His CERA is marvelous!
NOT ANYMORE!
Goodness gracious what happened to this game
Goodness had nothing to do with it.
Oh look Corcoran is walking someone
Andino.

sheesh.

This is so tragic

all that hope against hope, that fragile little eggshell of belief in this unlikely team as a playoff contender that I had caringly, cautiously build up over the last month or so just got the Nanjing treatment.

This is a great opportunity for Ichiro to pitch.

Would at least provide some entertainment.

So grammar naziism is really obnoxious and normally I would never do this

but please fix your sig. If it didn’t show up every time you posted I wouldn’t care, but yeah.

Your such a grammar nazi.
Yeah change in to their

like its suppose to be

Why are there so many people still there?
The clubs don't really pick up until 10:30 or so
Waiting for the meaningless Griffey HR.
It's 5:45am

I figure I may as well stick around ’til the end.

Most of the people at Safeco pay very little attention to the game

They want to see who wins the hydro races, methinks

So I know Safeco fans are more passive than we would like but this statement is just silly.
You're right. They want to play Music Trivia
And don't forget the hat trick.
I figured I'm already depressed

maybe this game will do me in!

This is the first time we have given up 12+ runs all year
Remember when we were ahead?

That felt great

christ

we were ahead, i went and made dinner. Did laundry. Cleaned the kitchen. Constructive things in life, and what do I get?

Women post at LL?
Rec'd for abashed sexism
Just because she didn't capitalize doesn't mean she's a woman
It's cool guys!

Where is the enthusiasm? I mean, not even an exclamation point?
What's the big deal

it’s not the WBC or anything

So Bedard looked pretty good today.
Did he hurt himself?
Did Junior pull a hammy or something?
And here come the Mariners!
Oh crap Griffey slide
ouch!

Call the medics.

He beat the shift?
HAHAHAHAHA GRIFFEY!!!
Don't look now but we're right back in this thing
60 days on the DL and he'll be right as rain
I think you mean left as rain
gay as rain
as left as gay?
Swollen as brain

We'll see how much he hurt himself when he is up again later this inning.
Good to see Santa taking a break to catch a ballgame
I wish Santa would punch the kid sitting infront of him
Langerhans!

Please make contact this time…

I'm still a little sore from that shot to the nuts.

Jeezus. The only thing that helps is checking the Angels game one in a while to see how they managed to leave the bases loaded this time.

So this game blows.
I never liked Langerhans
This is the 2001 Indians rally game. Except this time we obviously win.
Oh well, I couldn't figure out who our John Rocker was anyway.
Help me out, who is our John Rocker?
Corco for accent, Silva for anger.
Langerhans has had himself a Cedeno Day today
You know the game sucks

When Gutz fails to make an awesome defensive play to save the game and Langerhans strikes out 3 times.

SWING THE BAT YOU STUPID FUCK
See what happens when RJ swings the bat?
I gotta keep reminding myself that Langerhans is here to replace Chavez
And only cost Mike Morse.
Why are we suddenly being patient when we're doing 12-3 and they're throwing nothing but fastballs down the middle
doing?

How unfortunate.

down*

Way to go Captain Cockworship
Wow way to fucking end our rally Johnson you stupid retard
Rob Johnson is a shit's turd's dump.
But at least he calls a good game!
He clearly doesn't
Orioles Bullpen 4 Cy Young
More like Orioles BP for Most Birdland.
hay is is vitor artinez
We do need a catcher.
And I'd rather be doing something else

then being in this shitty commercial

I'm stunned that Johnson somehow has 14 XBH's.
Spiderman has clearly entered his rebellious phase
Eye-liner is next.
Dressing your kids up before you go out is a surefire way to turn them
Hope that hurt like a motherfucker
Jesus H. Christ on a fucking pogo stick

This is the worst blowout of the year, isn’t it?

Seems like this happens every week.
No

We lost 11-0 at Minnesota once. Don’t remember when, but I remember that score. This is the most runs we’ve given up

TNF man

there’s no floor.

Does this really apply any longer at this point?
There is no ceiling to how often it applies
We won the first 5 innings!

That has to count for something, right?

half a win.
% of people who leave the ballpark

Prior to the end of the 6th?

If it had rained and the roof was broken

Then it would have counted.

Ty Wiggington

looks WAY too much like the Stay Puffed Marshmellow Man to have ever played middle infield

Bahahaha be more of a worthless dickrag Wiggington
HEY! HEY DUDES! I PAID $8 FOR THIS SHIT BEER AND I'M WATCHING THE WORST GAME EVER! FUCK YEAH FAGS, YOU CAN"T TOUCH ME!!!
Awesome, fuck Luke Scott
That was our first K since Bedard left.
If I wanted to see a fag cycle I'd watch Lance Armstrong
WHERE WAS THAT SHIT BACK IN THE 6TH?
come on

Tejas! Keep us even.

7-4 Texas

top of 7, two runners on second and third.

Sac Fly!

8-4 Tejas

Now they're just trying to make us angry
GS52?

Really.

TOO LITTLE TOO LATE, MONKEY BOY
What the fuck!! Why is George Sherill out there in a blowout.

Fucking Orioles must be loving this.

Sherill in to hold the Mariners to 3 runs.

I don’t think the replacement manager knows how saves work.

Wow she knows how to shag balls.
That's how it starts!
WE ARE SO ABOUT TO SCORE 9 RUNS
Holy fuck Adam.
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
This would be the perfect time to trade for A-Rod
That's going to dip into our Griffey retirement fund.
Actually the seventh would have been better because then he would have hit in the seventh and not the ninth when he quite obviously would have choked because he is less than stellar in situations which might be described as high-pressure or "clutch

situations" but your point seems moot because I do not think that he could be an active member of the Mariners roster until tomorrow at the earliest.

Oh shit

Ronny you get TWO scoops of ice cream today

Time for Ichiro to boost that RISP batting average
A 9-run rally on Sherill would be the best thing ever.
Hey D-Bag you're not gonna get a ball if you're a college age, emo-shirted, Orioles cap-wearing asshole who's hitting on the ballgirl
Wait blue, didn't that hit him?
If Woodward and Ronny hit you, who are you going to get out?

Our lineup is so awesome

Baserunners asshole
Only 8 more runs to tie it.
That would be Rob Johnson
yeah

but they will probably be smart and try and pitch around him again

Another IBB?
The best part is how RJ's baseball card will have an IBB on it

People will laugh about that for years to come

I still can't get over it.
I know, right?
Let's at least put a dent in this fucker's ERA.
at this point

a sac fly is a net negative.

We're not even close to it being a positive
Ichiro's padding those stats again
A home run here would raise our Win Expectancy up to 0%
Mr. Clutch is up to the task
How bout back-to-back homers?
TWO OUTS SO WHAT
oh....

that….

That game hurt my anus
I thought your ass had gotten plenty of stretching after all of the rough anal sex you have
That was a royal ass whuppin'
Well, that went well.
This will not help our run differential at all
This wipes out the +7 run differential in Bedard starts that baker pointed out.
That felt like we got swept.
GO TEJAS

Beat LA, keep us even over 2 games.

Wow. This game went on so long I forgot about Trembley being tossed.
After the wheels fell off for us, so did he.

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