That show was my only knowledge of Baltimore accents. And him and Prop Joe seemed to have a different accent than everyone else. I couldn't put a finger on it.
“Broadcaster Dave Niehaus put a scare in his wife Saturday morning when he was hard to awaken after his blood sugar level dropped into the 30s. Paramedicss were called, Niehaus made a quick hospital stop – for food and orange juice – and made it to the ballpark in time to call the game. "I’m fine. I had a reaction to some insulin, but I’m fine," Niehaus insisted. "No big deal."”
It was less MIF depth than trying to make him a really valuable player. Hell, they didn’t move Tui from SS at the same time, and there’s no way in hell anyone thought he had the tools to stick there.
It would've been an uphill climb to get to average/plus SS.
Yes, Betancourt was there too, but still.
He was 19, they expected him to fill out, AND he was error prone without the great reactions of a natural SS.
and may have had to move off later but if I recall correctly he was moved because of Yuni rather then that he had exhausted his chance of sticking at SS
Ever since Kaz in 2001, when I had him in fantasy BB:
Whenever the Ms are up by 2-3 late in the game, I feel like I dont really want them to score, because we wont get a save. I wish I could stop feeling that way.
disgusting
coolconman - July 8, 2009
So who's coming in?
Benne - July 8, 2009
We're going to lose a series to a team with a bad road record.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
worst in the league baby
but don’t forget about our equivically reliable bullpen
swilhelmross - July 8, 2009
Maybe this thread will give us good luck
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
THAT IS UNQUESTIONABLY HOW THESE THINGS WORK
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
I know so let's hope it happens!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Well I'll be damned
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
Ahem
Where was Part 3?
calim - July 8, 2009
Thank goodness our bullpen is so relia...
Bull.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
I haven't been able to watch the game. Why did we take out Vargas? Pitch count?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Yes, 97 pitches
appleshampoo - July 8, 2009
He threw 97 pitches and sucked.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
wtf he sucked?
He missed the zone a lot, but the Orioles also missed him a lot…
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
Even when sucking... Batista? I've run out of tums.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
He had something like 100 pitches in 5 innings.
Benne - July 8, 2009
Yes.
Plus he was down to the bottom of his box of Lucky Charms.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
Maybe Olson can get as lucky as Vargas
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Just in time!
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Fuck the bullpen...and Woodward.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
This is yesterday all over again.
russak - July 8, 2009
Your matchup:
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Bugger
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Incorrect
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
ibgranny
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
You have three comments and two of them are complete nonsense
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Clearly he's just telling us who he is.
Zwakamatsu - July 8, 2009
Or she I guess,
Zwakamatsu - July 8, 2009
Well Xavier is a guy's name, so it's quite the conundrum.
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
I think he's explaining to us that he is a granny
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
.
So what does this mean?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
I'll be damned... that's a tough one.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
That's probably just how he shows his excitement!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
WHY WHY WHY I HATE THIS TEAM AND I HOPE BALTIMORE IS NEW ORLEANS V2 VERY SOON
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Yes, Baltimore needs more hard luck.
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
What relation do Baltimore and New Orleans have?
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Demographics
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Handguns
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Fried fish treats
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Jose Lopez lost a sibling in both cities?
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
Race
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Omar on The Wire seemed to have a Creole accent.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
What
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Nah
His accent and dialect are unmistakably Baltimore.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Indeeeeeeed
abender20 - July 8, 2009
How dew?
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
That show was my only knowledge of Baltimore accents. And him and Prop Joe seemed to have a different accent than everyone else. I couldn't put a finger on it.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
The accents were pretty spot on
But otherwise, the phrases used are uniquely Baltimore.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Amazing show.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
After season 1, they used mostly locals for casting.
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Right
If you recall Lieutenant Mello, he has the most authentic accent for a white Baltimorean because he is Jay Landsman in real life.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Yeah, many of the actors weren't even actors, right? And the story about Omar meeting.. crap I forget her name... but the small girl? Awesome.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Snoop? Yeah, she was apparently a gangster growing up.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Killed a girl. Spent time in prison.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Did time for manslaughter!
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Yeah
Many of the guys had some kind of history.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
He was one of the few
Who had the right accent. I thought most of the other people were more like New York or Philly. Especially the black characters.
speedomike - July 8, 2009
The police didn't have especially good accents for white people from Baltimore County
But I thought the street crew was a quite impressive.
Regardless, we’re nitpicking as the Philly accent is almost indistinguishable to the outsider.
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
I disagree
I taught in inner-city Baltimore and there was definitely a difference.
speedomike - July 8, 2009
Then you know better than I do
My point was just that there isn’t a stark contrast between the two, and therefore the authenticity of the accent was “good enough.”
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
Wendell Pierce was from NOLA
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Do you even know what a Creole accent is?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Yes what we need now is obviously Garett Olson
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Lefty at bat!!
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Don't worry guys... Mark Lowe is warming up!
Here he comes to save the daaay!
nickmo - July 8, 2009
Markakis Sucks against lefites. And everyone is great against Batista.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Lefty lefty
greg briley - July 8, 2009 via mobile
I am just sad that we don't have a better lefty
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
I heard BJ Ryan is available
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
SELL SELL SELL SELL
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Crowd noise?
What be this?
BHP - July 8, 2009
Are they all shouting "ARGH"?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
K!
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
OLSONISED!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Garrett!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
YES FUCK YOU MARKAKIS
Benne - July 8, 2009
BOOYAH!
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
What
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Please something not terrible happen
Yeay!
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009 via mobile
K!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
well then
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
I can't be the only one who sees this
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
You are not.
nickmo - July 8, 2009
I was thinking:
cogs - July 8, 2009
Bongo
abender20 - July 8, 2009
ALL WE NEED NOW IS A DOUBLE PLAY RIGHT NOW!!!
RIGHT FUICKING NOW
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
LEFTY!
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
PHEW!
Get out of this before Luke Scott comes up.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
WE RE ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
No fucking way.
Zwakamatsu - July 8, 2009
GARRETT OLSON LET ME LOVE YOU
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
The plot thickens
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
I can read this one
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Olson Time!!!
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
GARRETT OLSON MOTHERFUCKER THAT WAS BRILLIANT
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEYS
Benne - July 8, 2009
Wow
bluemax - July 8, 2009
What?
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
OH HELL FUCKING YEAH
okdan - July 8, 2009
OLSON!!!!!!!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Wahoo!!!
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
3 on, so what?!?
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
WELL HELL YES
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Thank you Mr Olson.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
FUCK YES THAT WAS LIKE MARK LOWE WHEN HE WAS PRETTY GOOD!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
REALLY?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
HAHAHA YES YES YES.
russak - July 8, 2009
Woah
Double06 - July 8, 2009
Out of everything I expected to happen there...that was not it...
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
OK OLSON HOVER YOUR FUCKING BALLS OVER MY GOB YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET A FUCKING TEABAGGING
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
I hope this comment isn't also posted from the bathroom
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
You are a genius
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Yes!!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
This comment could be completely misconstrued
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
People can decide for themselves
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Seems pretty clear to me
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Other way around neighbor
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BATTING TY WIGGINTON THIRD O'S
Benne - July 8, 2009
GARRETT OLSON IS MY HERO
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Luckiest team in baseball.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
PLAYOFFS!!!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!
ARock - July 8, 2009
Fuck me with a bandicoot I needed that
Graham MacAree - July 8, 2009
?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Something our bullpen hasn't done yet.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION - GARRETT OLSON
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Hell yeah!
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
.348!
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ROBBING US BALTIMORE WE WANT OUR PROSPECTS BACK
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
We'll give you Garrett Olson for Adam Jones
ARock - July 8, 2009
How the hell did that happen
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Hey alright six more outs!
we’re boned
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
FALSE
abender20 - July 8, 2009
I WANT OLSON TO TAKE ME BEHIND THE SHED AND MAKE A MADAIN OUT OF ME.
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Man?
Maiden?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
so close
abender20 - July 8, 2009
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Madman?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
I'm going with maiden.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Madam?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Ronny's walkup music is from before his little ass was born
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
Thought it was Paramore?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Not today!
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
They alternate for each appearance.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
I don't remember what the name of this hip hop song is
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
RUNS
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
But :(edeno is up...
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Is he still?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
No.
Stupid work
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
And down
abender20 - July 8, 2009
He swung and missed a lot
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
You just wish he swung and missed with you
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Fuck Heilman
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
We also got Olsen in that trade.
Rollo Tomasi - July 8, 2009
Aaaahh
cognitive dissonance
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
Shocker
abender20 - July 8, 2009
I'm off work in a few.
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Ronny sucks
season over
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
they are starting the wave right behind us :(
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Seriously.
Garces - July 8, 2009
At my orientation for UW, our student guide could not stop talking about
how UW “invented” the wave.
UUGGGHHHH
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
Shouldn't you be in PJs recovering from a plague rather than mobile posting?
Or are you working on biological warfare?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
UNIT 731!
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Oh, that's what that means.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
i i i i i i I I I I I I YYYYYYY I I I I I i i i i i
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
That was a really quick inning
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
The A's DFA'd Dana Eveland.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Really?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Yeah, just saw it on mlb network.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Worth a pickup, anyone?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
I think he's kind of ugly but if that's your thing then go chase some pro tail
abender20 - July 8, 2009
I hate you
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
:-D
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Doesn't throw strikes, mediocre swinging strike rate, but 55% GBs
and lefty!
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
And his name is Dallas, so he's almost assuredly a douchecracker
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Dana.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Which sounds kind of duchey as well.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Whoops. In my head it was Dallas Braden
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Which made less sense, because he's not awful
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Except his name is Dana, so he's probably a girl
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Ichiro hit for the cycle of outs
Pop Out, Line Out, Ground Out, Strike Out
ARock - July 8, 2009
Fly out?
bluemax - July 8, 2009
I shouldve called the pop out a fly out
ARock - July 8, 2009
Even when he sucks he manages to do something amazing.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
Who is ready for Lowe time? I MOTHERFUCKING AM!
abender20 - July 8, 2009
I had Lowe
In the first inning “who is going to blow this game” prediction contest.
- nervous
gustafm - July 8, 2009
I think we are due a BLOWN SAVE!!!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
2 good lefties coming up this inning, why not keep Olson in?
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Next on the Bullpen Roulette Wheel
Mark Lowe
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Woo wait did he just throw his change up???
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
That's why we love you Guti, that's why we love you.
Zwakamatsu - July 8, 2009
GUTIERREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
SEX IN MIDAIR!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
copyright NOLA
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
THAT SOUNDED EXCITING
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
I forgive you Guti...
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
Franklin Gutierrez is so awesome.
bluemax - July 8, 2009
GUTI IS CRUSING!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
GUTZ!!!!
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Holy crap I think Niehaus just had a heart attack
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
OOOOOHHHHHHH I LOVE YOU GUTI
Benne - July 8, 2009
AND HOLY SHIT ANOTHER LINE DRIVE!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
GUTI!
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Dave made that one sound iiiiincredible!
okdan - July 8, 2009
Ah, catching up from having to leave during the last game thread.
msb - July 8, 2009
GUTI WOOOOOO
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
I think I just
jizzed in my pants
jullberg - July 8, 2009
99!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
99!
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
HE THREW SOMETHING THAT WAS NOT A FASTBALL!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Game day claims he threw a slider.
bluemax - July 8, 2009
Er
a change up
bluemax - July 8, 2009
He took 1 mph off of it
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Send pitch to Huff was a change
a 90mph change
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
*second
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
STRIKE!!
russak - July 8, 2009
PAINTING 98!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Woooooooooooooo!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Wow
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Very nice Mark, very nice
Rudy4three - July 8, 2009
YES LOWE SO FAR ISN'T SUCKING TODAY
Benne - July 8, 2009
Huff smoked a liner, so yes he is
abender20 - July 8, 2009
One liner, one strikeout.. Not sure we can lean one way or the other
Rudy4three - July 8, 2009
Another K. I'll say he didn't suck today.
Rudy4three - July 8, 2009
He;s locating his change
and is ok with the FB. I’ll take it.
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
98!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
WOOOOOOOO
Benne - July 8, 2009
I thought your K rates were dropping!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
SSS!!!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
MARK LOWE!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
I love Mark Lowe on the rare occasions he's good
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
You mean in 2006?
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
Did Lowe lose a lot of velocity?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
If he lost a lot of velocity and still throws 99
he would be Sidd Finch
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
I had no idea what his velocity was today. I just thought I read somewhere that he wasn't as fast. 99 tho?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
He's got it back now
hard to say what it is. His slider/change in 2006 were just killer. Now he can’t get them by anyone.
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
So, what now? He's Brandon Morrow?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Brandon Morrow is a starter
so, no.
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
He's Mark Lowe
Brandon Morrow has diabetes
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Mark Lowe also has diabetes.
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Does he really?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Yup
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Here.
Story
abender20 - July 8, 2009
As apparently does Niehaus
here
“Broadcaster Dave Niehaus put a scare in his wife Saturday morning when he was hard to awaken after his blood sugar level dropped into the 30s. Paramedicss were called, Niehaus made a quick hospital stop – for food and orange juice – and made it to the ballpark in time to call the game. "I’m fine. I had a reaction to some insulin, but I’m fine," Niehaus insisted. "No big deal."”
msb - July 8, 2009
That's what it was? Whew, I was worried he had a mini stroke or something awful
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
That's why you gotta wrap it up during those Spartan initiations amirite?
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Goddammit
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
How many more diabetic pitchers can we get?
I guess we’ll save money on needles.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Ouch. Unneccessary stab at diabetes.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
No, surprisingly not.
His change/split used to be nasty, but it’s not been the same since his surgery, and he uses other pitches more now anyway.
marc w - July 8, 2009
I wasn't a baseball fan until '07 :(
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Nice! Two Ks for Lowe
ARock - July 8, 2009
HAWT
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
SNAP!
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
I want to know
How much money our debt-ridden state wastes on those fucking annoying Match 4 commercials
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
no politics brah
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
Thats not politics
those commercials have to be annoying to people of every political background
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
Still politics.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Uh, state? I believe that is a political entity
QED
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
I think that, regardless of politics, we can agree that the match 4 commercials are fucking horrible and need to be stopped.
Vatinius - July 8, 2009
State makes bank on numbers
waldo rojas - July 8, 2009
Now time for Aardsma to get 2BBs and 3Ks
ARock - July 8, 2009
Kid, that's sick.
cogs - July 8, 2009
Garett Olson saved our season
Garett Olson.
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Screw 1995, Garrett Olson saved baseball in Seattle.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Garrett*
And Aardsma is about to blow it anyways!
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Whoooooooo!
Can we score another run?
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
JOSE LOPEZ
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
HALL
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
OF
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
FAMEEEEE
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
(in eighteen years or so)
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
(and minus... six more siblings)
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
(e.g. his parents better get busy)
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
His parents days are numbered.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Seriously, I hope J-Lo has a good season, I really do.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Who? Nobody on this team by that name
Ever.
ever ever.
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
THE KING OF SWING
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Can imagine if Jones
hadn’t been moved from SS because of our middle infield depth?
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
Was he a good SS?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
He supposedly had the tools to stick there
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
CF is much, much better for him.
It was less MIF depth than trying to make him a really valuable player. Hell, they didn’t move Tui from SS at the same time, and there’s no way in hell anyone thought he had the tools to stick there.
marc w - July 8, 2009
It seems like SS and CF are pretty similar though in terms of production you expect from the plate, right?
And even more valuable if you’re doing it from SS, right?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
If he could be a plus defensive CF or a minus SS, you take the former.
Sure, SS is more valuable all things being equal, but all things were not equal.
They made the right move.
marc w - July 8, 2009
For Baltimore.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
He was an awful SS. right?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
But he wasn't neccessarily going to stay a minus SS
He very likely had the range and definitley had the arm to stick. Even Omar Vizquel was running the .950 fielding % in the minors
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
It would've been an uphill climb to get to average/plus SS.
Yes, Betancourt was there too, but still.
He was 19, they expected him to fill out, AND he was error prone without the great reactions of a natural SS.
marc w - July 8, 2009
He was definitely error prone
and may have had to move off later but if I recall correctly he was moved because of Yuni rather then that he had exhausted his chance of sticking at SS
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
No.
Hence the move to CF.
marc w - July 8, 2009
HE'S ON THE FUCKING ORIOLES
abender20 - July 8, 2009
THANK YOU
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
ANDINO!!!!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
ANGINA!!!
cogs - July 8, 2009
WRONG PLAYER!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
I JUST WANTED TO SAY ANGINA...as in the medical condition.
cogs - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHA THEIR SHORTSTOPS SUCK AT THROWING
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHA
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Aeroposto! 3-0!
cogs - July 8, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Muwahahahaha
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
THE O'S DEFENCE IS SIMPLY AWFUL
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
I LOVE IT WHEN BAD DEFENSE BENEFITS US
Benne - July 8, 2009
MORE LUCK!
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
This is going to be the worst shutout ever.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Still time to blow it!
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
Salazar
the Orioles’ Woodward
Trenchtown - July 8, 2009
That's right, you better IBB Langerhans.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Wheee Huff
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Love the chicken sound...
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
Wow, IBB Langerhans!?
ARock - July 8, 2009
This series has seen a couple of incredibly unlikely IBBs
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Langerhans isn't that bad
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
There were two outs
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Well yes that is kind of odd then I guess
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Have we discussed the chicken sound in the past?
Seems pretty ridiculous during an at-bat. But amusing.
Rudy4three - July 8, 2009
I am a fan of the chicken sound in almost any circumstance.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
C'mon, Kenji, make them PAY!!
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
... you're aware it's Kenji Johjima at the plate, right?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
That's not exactly the currency I expected them to be paid in.
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
I guess Langerhans >>> Johjima
ARock - July 8, 2009
A rat turd covered in guebe dust >>> Johjima
cogs - July 8, 2009
Dave Trembley: King of the Buh? IBB
Nate Dogg - July 8, 2009
I GUESS THE IBB WAS CORRECT
ARock - July 8, 2009
"Because then they struck out Johjima"
ARock - July 8, 2009
Someday, in a better, brighter future
the low and away slider isn’t going to spell automatic strikeout for half our lineup.
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
Kenji is a good teammate, he didn't want to ruin the save opp for Aardsma.
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
Correct
ARock - July 8, 2009
ALL ABOARD THE AARDSMA EXPRESS
Benne - July 8, 2009
Let's go
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
YES!
Benne - July 8, 2009
ALL ABOARD THE GAY TRAIN!!
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
Dammit, people keep coming up and asking me questions.
msb - July 8, 2009
That isn't supposed to happen
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOO REGRESSION!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
NO DAMN IT! IT CAN'T HAPPEN TO AARDSMA!!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Ever since Kaz in 2001, when I had him in fantasy BB:
Whenever the Ms are up by 2-3 late in the game, I feel like I dont really want them to score, because we wont get a save. I wish I could stop feeling that way.
ARock - July 8, 2009
Yay!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
A deep flyball that wasn't caught!?
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Zaun looks like he drives a molester van.
cogs - July 8, 2009
He's hideous
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
They have vans?
msb - July 8, 2009
Oh dear.
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
The inning will go:
2B, Walk, K, Walk, K, and then OMG GUTI CATCHES IT
ARock - July 8, 2009
I typed that before the balls
ARock - July 8, 2009
That would be nice
if terrifying.
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
YOU ARE A DAMNED LIAR!
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Uh oh
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
GET HIM OUT OF THERE THIS IS THAT ANGELS GAME ALL OVER AGAIN
EnglishMariner - July 8, 2009
And bring in whom exactly?
calim - July 8, 2009
FELIX
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
GOOD IDEA
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Cedeno w/ the encouragement
Pretend I’m batting
greg briley - July 8, 2009 via mobile
When was Aardsma last in a game?
msb - July 8, 2009
Game two of the Boston series
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Ok it's Oscar Salazar just throw strikes
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Well this is a bunch of shit.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
The Aardsma Express is getting derailed :(
Benne - July 8, 2009
Alright, who said it was time for a blown save?
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
English Mariner!
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
This is not encouraging.
BRING BACK GARRETT OLSON!
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Aardsma is getting them right where he wants to.
Then all their guys will swing at his crap trying to get RBIs, and he’ll get Ks
ARock - July 8, 2009
Is this the unexpected kablooey?
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
It'
abender20 - July 8, 2009
s cool guys.
abender20 - July 8, 2009
s
Monty Python’s Flying Circus!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Yeah yeah
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Fucking hell.
okdan - July 8, 2009
FREAK
abender20 - July 8, 2009
God damn it why is this happening
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
So Jones can hit into a triple play? Redemption?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
This is the kind of shit you can't get away with if you wanna contend.
cogs - July 8, 2009
Yes, no good team ever allows baserunners.
abender20 - July 8, 2009
REGRESSION! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Fucking dammit.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
I don't like it. I don't like it one bit.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
It's amusing to more neutral observers.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Is it now?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Yes.
Yes it is.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
I'm happy if you're happy.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
YOU ARE NOT NEUTRAL STOP IT
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
AHHHHHHHH
NO DON’T LOSE TO THE ORIOLES
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Don't get ahead of yourself
Baltimo - July 8, 2009
WHY AARDSMA WHY DO YOU HAVE TO REGRESS AS WELL
Benne - July 8, 2009
OH HOORAY ADAM FUCKING JONES
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
This is the part of the game where I shit my pants
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
A different shitty pitcher every day.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Bases loaded, nobody out with Jones up.
What could possibly go wrong?
PDXTai - July 8, 2009
Put yourself on the mound, Adair!
cogs - July 8, 2009
Dave Niehaus sure was excited for that hit
coolconman - July 8, 2009
NOOOOO
ARock - July 8, 2009
ABANDON SHIP
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
I CANT SWIM
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
STILL PREFERABLE
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
RIGHT NOW YES GOD DEATH COME SWIFTLY
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
I have a floaty.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
YOU DONT ON THIS SHIP SISTER
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
I HATE THIS SHIP
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Welcome aboard the HMS Titanic!
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
WHERE IS GARRETT OLSON
ARock - July 8, 2009
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahaha
getting cockpunched hurts less if yo see it coming and brace yourself first
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
OH CHRIST NO
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
NO NO NO NO NO
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
See?
This is fun.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Booger.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Oh I miss Beltre
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK.
okdan - July 8, 2009
Jesus fucking Christ
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
FUCK ME
I WANT YOU BACK BELTRE.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
WOODWARD YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
FOR FUCK'S SAKE WOODWARD
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAARGH
ARock - July 8, 2009
And now the cheap hit portion of the inning
gustafm - July 8, 2009
OH FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU WOODWARD GO THE FUCK AWAY
Benne - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHEN I WALKED AWAY?
BAD MARINERS
BAD
BAD
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
ANGELS BASEBALLED!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
A NEW DAY A NEW WAY
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
YOU SUCK WOODY!
cogs - July 8, 2009
;sfdjbpdfsjb'snavd';bdsrtgrhbaeb
russak - July 8, 2009
I want Adrian back.
msb - July 8, 2009
We're going to lose.
I can’t believe it.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
I can't see this ending well
ewakio - July 8, 2009
Jesus Christ this is awful
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Oh god oh god oh god oh god
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
Non-Beltre moment #2.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
AWOOOOOOOGAAAAAA AWOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAA
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAARGSMA
ARock - July 8, 2009
Quiroz for third baseman.
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
Matt Kata for third?
PDXTai - July 8, 2009
Beltre and like two other 3B in the majors make that play.
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
This is really lame.
okdan - July 8, 2009
I could do without this Woodward character
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
This reminds me of the Morrow meltdowns in the Texas series
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
LOPEZ FOR THIRD
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009
You sure about that?
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
FUCK, nevermind
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009
HOLY FUCK NO
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
"Adam Jones singles on a soft ground ball to Chris Woodward"
Even Gameday is judgmental
cyberwulf - July 8, 2009
What?
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Exactly. Just about to say that.
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
Come on come on come on
okdan - July 8, 2009
No Beltre is fail :(
ARock - July 8, 2009
I may need orthodontia for years of clenched teeth thanks to this clusterfuck of a team.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
I've already conceded the tie, just get outs.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Damn
WPA dropped to 57% it was at like 93% last I looked.
bluemax - July 8, 2009
THROW A SPLITTER OR SOMETHING
abender20 - July 8, 2009
YOU ARE FUCKING KIDDNIG MW
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
WTF!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL LOAFIE??????????????
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
OH MY FUCKING GOD, FUCK YOU LOPEZ!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Oh my lord...
SebastianPruiti - July 8, 2009
HOLY SHITTTT!!!!!!
cogs - July 8, 2009
fucking Lopez
gustafm - July 8, 2009
STOP BEING TERRIFYING ANY TIME NOW.
JY - July 8, 2009
If they hit a homerun, the fear goes away.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
OH MY GOD YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Wut.
okdan - July 8, 2009
Are they trying to lose????
msb - July 8, 2009
WTF
bluemax - July 8, 2009
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON?
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
This loss is going to be something else.
BrianL - July 8, 2009
JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST
Don275 - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCKIDNFIO NDFOIENFIODHJFJDOFJEOIJFOIENF
Benne - July 8, 2009
What the fuck is happening?!?!?!
THAT WAS A FUCKING TAILOR MADE DOUBLE PLAY HOLY SHIT
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
OH MY FUCKING GOD
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
That was much worse than Woodward's gaff
calim - July 8, 2009
Are you shitting me?!?!
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
FUCKING KEYSTONE COPS
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
This is unreal
okdan - July 8, 2009
Haven't seen that in a while.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
This is really happening. Hm.
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
BELTRE FOR EVERY FUCKING INFIELD POSITION.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
DID WE JUST LOSE?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
COCK
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Season over
calim - July 8, 2009
I AM BREAK BRAIN DID
TYPE POSSIBLE NO
DAMMIT
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
YOU DESERVE THOSE BOOS
okdan - July 8, 2009
Just leave him in
coolconman - July 8, 2009
I can't fucking believe this
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING
Benne - July 8, 2009
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Un fucking believable
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
The Ms clearly want to lose
ARock - July 8, 2009
THIS IS THE WORST LOSS EVER
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
SEASON OVER
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
I don't suppose anyone is warming up?
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Betancourt would have...wait. No he wouldn't have.
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
I can't believe we just lost.
Season over.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fuck you Lopez fuck you Woodward fuck you Aardsma
BrianL - July 8, 2009
wow.....
cogs - July 8, 2009
FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT I HATE YOU
okdan - July 8, 2009
bout effing time
coolconman - July 8, 2009
This is almost comical
ewakio - July 8, 2009
See?
Someone agrees with me.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
BOOOOOOOOOOO
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
HAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
abender20 - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
abender20 - July 8, 2009
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MOTHERFUCKERS
abender20 - July 8, 2009
YOU BELIEVE EVEN FOR AN INSTANT
abender20 - July 8, 2009
IT ISN'T FAIR
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
You're talking to yourself.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Obviously
abender20 - July 8, 2009
YES A NEW BASEBALL THAT"S WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED YOU ARSE
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Zwakamatsu - July 8, 2009
Hahahahaha Sean White guys!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OR WE'RE BANISHING YOU
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Last I check you weren't a mod so phhhbt!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Me fail english? That's unpossible!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
SIMPSONS REFERENCES WILL NOT SAVE YOU
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
WE WILL ALL VOTE YOU OUT
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Everybody loves me for being the rascal that I am.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Also, it's been established that LL is not a democracy.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
IM KIND OF INSANE RIGHT NOW
IM SURE YOURE A GREAT GUY/GIRL BUT THIS IS ANARCHY
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
Everyone loves you in an off thread.
Not mocking our pain
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
I do this to counteract the misconception that I'm a Mariners fan.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
With all the homoerotic jokes on LL I was surprised it was you that jumped out of the closet
Different closet, but hey
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
Regression sucks ass
calim - July 8, 2009
Oh, sure. Bring in Sean White NOW. Good. Thanks.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Deserved loss.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
At least the bases aren't loaded anymore, right?
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Glass half-full, eh?
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
Half full of fresh steaming manure
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Two thirds
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
I just died, I'm dead
lemonverbena - July 8, 2009
You seem to coping with it quite well
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
BOOOOOOOO
Don275 - July 8, 2009
this team is not good at baseball.
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
They are good at certain parts of it
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
Statement loss!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
THIS TEAM
russak - July 8, 2009
SEAN WHITE? WHY NOT TRY RICK WHITE
WHY NOT WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD AAAHHHH
FUCK THE UNIVERSE
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
I blame Ichiro
calim - July 8, 2009
I blame Rob Johnson
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
I blamd Torii Hunter
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
YES CLEARLY JOSE LOPEZ WOULD BE MUCH BETTER AT 3B
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Aardsma's WPA: -.857
Benne - July 8, 2009
With a shit ton of help from Lopez.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Well, he was not helped by his defense.
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
He was still pretty shitty.
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
Lopez and Woodward's WPA : EAT A DICK
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Fuck Wak.
How do you leave DA out there after 3 batters, let alone 6.
SethGrandpa - July 8, 2009
He's our best reliever.
And this is 99% the infield’s fault.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Ridiculous
Nobody in the pen was better. It’s not like Aarsdsma was giving up shots there. Chop hit by Jones, double-play ball botted, ground-ball single.
calim - July 8, 2009
Aardsma coaxed two groundballs that Woodward couldn't pick up and Lopez shat on.
BrianL - July 8, 2009
And the one that got through the middle wasn't hit hard
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
Oh right, that one.
I forgot about it because AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHH
BrianL - July 8, 2009
The Woodward ball was a hit. He wouldn't have got it. And even if Lopez gets a DP it's 2-3 runner on 3rd.
Some days guys just don’t have it. It was clear Aardsma didn’t have it 2 hitters in.
SethGrandpa - July 8, 2009
So it's Aardsma's fault that he made Adam Jones hit the ball so weakly that Woodward didn't have a chance?
Look, he obviously wasn’t great. But it’s overreacting to say our best reliever needs to be pulled after giving up a couple of hard-hit balls.
calim - July 8, 2009
Sigh.
msb - July 8, 2009
So Aardsma was having some command and control issues but they were not hitting him at all.
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
Apparently infield defense is important and not just outfield defense
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Why didn't anyone tell me?!?!
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
You were in the bedroom with Gutz, we didn't want to bother you
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Who would have thought
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
I cant wait until they have had the time to build a team with good infield defense as well.
ARock - July 8, 2009
We should replace everybody for pitchers with extreme flyball tendencies
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
YES
abender20 - July 8, 2009
Hey! Then play the rest of our schedule in Safeco!
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
I've heard something about defense and championships
but I forget the relationship.
PDXTai - July 8, 2009
They did get a couple of line drives
But for the most part, yeah, that was just terrible luck
calim - July 8, 2009
The Woodward play only Beltre and a couple other 3B can make that play.
The Lopez play was the one though. Aardsma was still pretty bad though.
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
"Can anybody here throw a strike" asks Dave
msb - July 8, 2009
Jinx.
okdan - July 8, 2009
"Can anybody here throw a strike?"
That’s a damn good question, Dave.
okdan - July 8, 2009
Niehaus: "Can anybody here throw a strike"
I love him when he’s pissed.
Benne - July 8, 2009
Thanks goodness we got that insurance run.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
What is it going to help?
Anybody believe we are going to hit Georges bendy things?
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
I was being sarcastic.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
Wow, this is some textbook baseball right here.
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Yeah know, I'm really not too upset by this inning.
Because really, we shouldn’t even of gotten to this point. It should be been about 3-8 heading into the 9th.
Goose - July 8, 2009
Me neither.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
I'm still pretty motherfucking pissed off because it wasn't 8-3, it was 3-0
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
Who gives a shit?
We still went from winning to losing.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
THIS IS THE MOST INSANE POST EVER POSTED
Poochie - July 8, 2009
That's a yellow at least
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Could you slide a little later next time, fatty?
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
Was there a reason you had to stop on the bag after stepping on it Loafie
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
GOOD THING WE GET TO FACE GEORGE SHERRILL
SO THE ERIK BEDARD TRADE CAN REPEATEDLY SHIT ON OUr FACE
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Holy Fuck Balls!
My Intern comes in to ask stupid questions and this happens. She is fired.
InSpokane - July 8, 2009
Yeah, Way to go!
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
Or at least punish her.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Stupid interns always trying to learn how to do their future jobs
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
You're right. It's not her fault.
InSpokane - July 8, 2009
Woo. Hoo.
okdan - July 8, 2009
That was the perfect time to deal with a crappy diaper.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
You and the M's both: handling crap.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Funny Wak was just thinking the same thing
calim - July 8, 2009
Sean "59' 6"" White
cogs - July 8, 2009
WHO IS HURT????????????????????
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
No-one important
just Aubrey Huff
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Huff sprained his 'stache
cogs - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHA YOU DUMBFUCK.
russak - July 8, 2009
Colorado Game!
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
We need an outfielder to break himself on a dive first.
Goose - July 8, 2009
How are there no errors in this inning?
msb - July 8, 2009
Cant be true
Loafie made a big one
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
Lopez.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
The Woodward play wouldn't have been an error, and you can't assume the double play.
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Pretty sure you can assume one out, though, dude
calim - July 8, 2009
Lopez got an error.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Ok, it wasn't in the boxscore
msb - July 8, 2009
He just got another one!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Not sure how that one was his
Made a nice play, decent throw, and Branyan dropped it
calim - July 8, 2009
It wasn't that nice of a throw, he short-hopped it
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
If the ball is short-hopped the thrower just about always gets the error.
BrianL - July 8, 2009
STATEMENT LOSS ASHSFNS
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
We got a run off GS last night
So it should happen again, amirite?
calim - July 8, 2009
Regression has feasted on all of our relievers this week.
russak - July 8, 2009
HE WENT
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Give us a fucking break blue we're being tortured
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Shitty play does not seem like a reason for leinency in umpiring.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
He obviously went around
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Bring on the umpbots, please.
cogs - July 8, 2009
What?
calim - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED DID BRANYAN DROP THE BALL?
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
YES
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
WAIT NO HE DID NOT CATCH IT AT ALL
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
HE'S THE ONE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO ABLE TO FIELD
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
This is out of control.
okdan - July 8, 2009
There is no floor?
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Ok, now it's hilarious.
Goose - July 8, 2009
That's two who agree with me.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
NO IT'S NOT WE ARE IN FUCKING CONTENTION AND WE ARE GIVING A GAME AWAY TO THE FUCKING ORIOLES IT IS NOT FUNNY
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HAHAHAHAHAHA
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
.
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
WTF is wrong with our infield?
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
BAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
GAHHHHH EVEN BRANYAN GOT INFECTED WITH TEH SUCK
Benne - July 8, 2009
Everyone is off the team.
okdan - July 8, 2009
At least we get to see Griffey in the bottom of the ninth!
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
this is one of the most absurd innings i've ever had the unfortunate displeasure of watching
Xavier1 - July 8, 2009
THIS INFIELD IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Erik Bedard just strained his oblique
coolconman - July 8, 2009
OH HELLO 1919 CHICAGO WHITE SOX I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE STILL ALIVE
Karma Police - July 8, 2009
Now it's Ronny's turn!
Goose - July 8, 2009
Baseball!
okdan - July 8, 2009
Ok now everyone is in the clown car.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Wait was it Lopez' fault or Branyan?
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Dave says Lopez has the error
msb - July 8, 2009
Lopez I think.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
That's just a guess. I had my hands full of SHIT
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
I don't get this
calim - July 8, 2009
Throwing errors are always charged to the thrower.
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
There is such thing as a dropped-catch error
It’s just not seen that often (enough)
calim - July 8, 2009
Error given to Lopez.
BrianL - July 8, 2009
Really shitty throw
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
OMG, how much money did they bribe our infield with!!
ARock - July 8, 2009
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Once again the conservative sandwich-heavy portfolio pays of for the hungry investor!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WATCH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF FUTURAMA AFTER THE GAME TO MAKE ME LESS ANGRY
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Sports night.
msb - July 8, 2009
I've never seen that show
and have easy access to Futurama
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
Sports night is sitting on my dvd player.
msb - July 8, 2009
This is the team we are without good defense. Or just plain any defense.
Kenny Knows Sports - July 8, 2009
Must be the road trip hangover.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Can't anybody play dis here game?
cogs - July 8, 2009
Let's clone Gutierrez and put him at every position except right field
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
4.5 games back guaranteed!
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Scott is gonna be out for the season with a gun shot wound to the temple.
russak - July 8, 2009
FUCK YOU M'S FUCK YOU
InSpokane - July 8, 2009
New game plan
MAKE THEM HIT IT IN THE AIR
BrianL - July 8, 2009
Holy Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash inning.
13194013 - July 8, 2009
Now would as a good of time as ever to mention that I hate the sport of baseball.
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
I'll tell Felix you said that.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Sure sure, you said that about Football when the Steelers won too
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
I can't wait to see the chart on this one!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
You don't have to!
It’s here!
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Without Jeff's witty insight it's just not the same
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Nothing's the same without Jeff... even the angst
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
You don't have to wait!
bam
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Go be late in Halos Heaven... sheesh.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
He's good people
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
That's a little harsh. Eyebrows doesn't belong at Halos Heaven.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
It's true, it's true
He’s great people. I take it back. I’m so sorry. I just wanna be sad, and mad, and angry, and beer.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
ME MARINERS FAN
ME ANGRY. ME DRINK BEER. DRINK DRINK DRINK.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
See, I call you great people, and you do this.
Isn’t our infield abuse enough for me?
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
I was paraphrasing...Coach? Hell I don't remember.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
I think it was Coach, yes.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Fogel
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
I know you were
I’m onto you, Eyebrows. I know you’re an Ms fan. It’s ok. You’re good people.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
He gave me Busey gremlins.
I can’t… he’s just…
He gave me Busey gremlins.
marc w - July 8, 2009
Goes deep, doesn't it.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Hell yeah I did.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Thank god for collapse.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
It's even better when it slows down
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
It can't get better. It's perfect, and it comes in 'fast' and 'slower'.
marc w - July 8, 2009
This thread must be huge
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
AND YOU ALL DEFENDED HIM!!
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
To the death.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
To the pain.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
There's treatment for that
Bearskin Rugburn - July 8, 2009
THIS IS WHY MARINERS GAMES SHOULD NOT BE ON DURING THE WORK DAY
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Nah, it's somehow better that I couldn't actually watch this crap.
marc w - July 8, 2009
Although I am finding it hard to leave for the bus.
msb - July 8, 2009
I can hear it and Niehaus is in physical pain
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
See, I'm glad I don't have to deal with that.
Just reading that sentence makes me choke up a bit.
marc w - July 8, 2009
This team is going to kill that poor old man
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
And he was so happy just an inning ago.
msb - July 8, 2009
Actually, he sounded confused.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Bottom of the 9th comeback?
ARock - July 8, 2009
What.
Just a second ago we were up 2-0. Alright, who was it.
melenious - July 8, 2009
Everyone
ty540 - July 8, 2009
Real team effort
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
Lopez mostly.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
What's new.
melenious - July 8, 2009
He also was the offense tonight.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Er, this afternoon.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
I am sick and tired of this bullpen. They've blown three games in four days.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Coach Owens - July 8, 2009
The infield blew this game but yeah
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
I'm really glad I decided not to go to this game.
Goose - July 8, 2009
FREE JOSH MOTHERFUCKING FIELDS
BrianL - July 8, 2009
So we can have more walks?
that would just be fucking wonderful, wouldn’t it
seattlebruin - July 8, 2009
Because balls in play lead to so much better results....
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
This game sucks so bad I think I'll go to Arby's
cogs - July 8, 2009
This is just an overreaction.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
We don't need to know these things.
BrianL - July 8, 2009
More the infield than the pen
ARock - July 8, 2009
WLAD AND CEDENO!!
I’m sure they’ll get a rally started.
MFAN - July 8, 2009
Bigger sigh.
msb - July 8, 2009
THEY JUST SHOWED A LARRY THE CABLE GUY RALLY CLIP FUCK THIS TEAM IN ITS CHERRYRIFFIC PUSSY SO IT BLEEDS ALL OVER ITSELF
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Right on!
cogs - July 8, 2009
And because of the IBB to Langerhans last inning,
Ichiro is up 3rd this inning
ARock - July 8, 2009
In Wlad we trust!
okdan - July 8, 2009
Well
Maybe you do
calim - July 8, 2009
Wait I just got here WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
esoteric - July 8, 2009
Seattle Mariners baseball.
And a really piss poor top of the 9th.
13194013 - July 8, 2009
LETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIELETTHEMDIE
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
Fucking assholes!
Lose to the fucking pissbox Orioles!
cogs - July 8, 2009
Losing to pissbox teams annoys me the most of all
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS ANGER?
russak - July 8, 2009
Murder Jose Lopez?
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Run around the block a few times?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
You're right. Theres bound to be a kitten around somewhere.
russak - July 8, 2009
Who is this Alex Cintron fella we signed to a minor-league deal?
And why is his OBP so ungodly low?
PattyB - July 8, 2009
We just signed Alex Cintron?
link?
marc w - July 8, 2009
here you go:
http://twitter.com/RainiersLand/status/2538829164
PattyB - July 8, 2009
BUH?
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
NICE JOB WLAD
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
This is why I can't believe in this team without a good infield. It has hurt the team the whole year.
Trade Washburn for a real SS PLEASE!
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
I know, mainstream is all "we can't trade wash" Well, that's why.
kentcheesehead - July 8, 2009
Exactly, Washburn + 2 overrated relieve pitchers (or whatever) for a real SS.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Ty Wigginton to Short? Hit it there!
Schuxu - July 8, 2009
It didn't work!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Vargas took all the luck when he left the game.
msb - July 8, 2009
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Ichiro getting on base might give us a chance if Branyan was still batting in the 2 hole
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
CHRIS WOODWARD!
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
Ken Griffey!
AlexM - July 8, 2009
THEY ARE PLAYING LINKIN PARK FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT
Robert - July 8, 2009 via mobile
I simply cannot believe the top of the 9th actually happened.
Thank god I forgot there was even a game.
esoteric - July 8, 2009
BURN THIS FUCKING TEAM DOWN
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
BURN THE TREE
esoteric - July 8, 2009
This is the problem with having a three-man bench
Can’t pinch-hit for Ronny fucking :(edeno in the 9th inning of a two-run game
calim - July 8, 2009
Too little too late.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Oh shit we're so going to win now
We’ve got this! Griffey will save us!
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
EVEN GRIFFEY CANNOT SAVE US FROM THE SHITSTORM OF TERRIBLENESS
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
And here comes Griffey to strike out.
Benne - July 8, 2009
What would this game be without false hope?
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Either way, this will be fitting.
Goose - July 8, 2009
Well that was quick.
Goose - July 8, 2009
Come on come on come on
okdan - July 8, 2009
Woops.
okdan - July 8, 2009
Predictable
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
Ahahaha we suck
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
HAHAHAHA ANTI-CLIMACTIC
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
ThAT WASN'T PREDICTABLE AT ALL!
Slurvey - July 8, 2009
NICE YUNI IMPRESSION ASSHAT
Benne - July 8, 2009
Well, crap.
I’m off.
msb - July 8, 2009
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Aaron Campeau - July 8, 2009
This is crushing.
okdan - July 8, 2009
DID WE LOSE??? GAMEDAY FROZE ON ME
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Gameday died for everyone.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
For our sins.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
Eat this computer chip in memory of me.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Friends! Surely you would not eat without first saying robot grace!
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
I think it expected the game to be over.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
The just showed chef Tom Douglas in the stands...I wouldn't recommend going to Dahlia Lounge tonight.
cogs - July 8, 2009
Yeah. He looked ... like a Busey troll.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
I don't think they'd finished playing Griffey's music by the time he got out.
Smegmalicious - July 8, 2009
What the holy fucking hell you old piece of crap.
InSpokane - July 8, 2009
THIS TEAM BLOWS SELL SELL SELL
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Meh.
Goose - July 8, 2009
Griffey had a serious chance of doing some damage against that left-handed pitcher.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
We really really need to play well against Texas
4 1/2 out now, not good
gregrabble - July 8, 2009
Figures. Fuck each and every one of them today.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
good golly miss molly
that was some bad baseball…aardsma couldn’t find the strike zone…Mark Lowe is pitching really well right now…back 2 closer???
tbirdad - July 8, 2009
What?
BrianL - July 8, 2009
Are you being serious?
calim - July 8, 2009
Absolutely not
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
This was Aardsma's first bad game in like a month and you want him replaced already?
Benne - July 8, 2009
No.
And no.
Kirsten Schlewitz - July 8, 2009
Season over.
4.5 games back.
Fuckmikereilly - July 8, 2009
I'm glad I'm not the only one.
melenious - July 8, 2009
If we take three of four from Tejas, this will be forgotten
And tomorrow is Felix Day!
calim - July 8, 2009
Thank you for being positive.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
Let's pray Texas keeps on being Texas.
melenious - July 8, 2009
Griffey, you fat old broken down HOFer, retire and be a coach.
mark sobba - July 8, 2009
The only good thing about this is that I didn't have to stay up 'til 6am to see it happen
Eyeball Kid - July 8, 2009
That was some clusterfuck in the ninth.
Brought to you by Ham Hands Inc.
Vatinius - July 8, 2009
What exactly is going on in this picture?
esoteric - July 8, 2009
Russel Branyan is fisting a ham.
Kinky, but eventually it tastes good.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Branyan is taking Lopez up the ass and they both have ham hands?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
So that's pretty close to bacon right? Hawt! And Yum!
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
Now you're just pouring bacon salt in the wound.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Baconsalt reference.
Where’s Fin when you need him!
appleshampoo - July 8, 2009
Yeah, I don't see any problelm with it whatsoever.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Never thought about bacon for after
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
I assume we lost?
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Oh good. It's over now.
melenious - July 8, 2009
Washburn pitched a heck of a game.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
BRYCE HARPER!
Coach Owens - July 8, 2009
Fuck you MLB
If you’re going to black shit out, you better fucking well make sure Gameday doesn’t shit the bed in the 9th inning. Fuckers.
Robert Lintott - July 8, 2009
Wait is it over?
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - July 8, 2009
It's never over.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
But yes, it is.
seattlesundevil - July 8, 2009
Gameday fired back up! Ichiro just singled! We're on bitches
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
Oh my god, GRIFFEY!!!
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
He's batting right handed!
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
AND SHIT HE FUCKED UP
Kermit. - July 8, 2009
NUH UH. REALLY?
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Griffey has a chance to be a hero!
MFAN - July 8, 2009
I think the massive replacements and loss of the DH for Baltimore
Caused gameday to have an overload.
appleshampoo - July 8, 2009
Gamecast is down too.
ralphie81 - July 8, 2009
I have a sneaking suspicion that all the other live sites just mimic Gameday
They’re always a second behind and seem to crash whenever Gameday does.
calim - July 8, 2009
I would've preferred Olson blowing it in the 7th to this
OlSalty - July 8, 2009
Griffey is officially:
Useless
eri_yoshida_is_a_stud - July 8, 2009
He has a use!
Designated Tickler.
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
You might be LL's designated tickler.
royalcurve - July 8, 2009
Well I'm glad I sat this one out.
Yikes.
Teej - July 8, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?????
Wilder. - July 8, 2009
Meltdown.
My soul is tatters.
Fearless Frog - July 8, 2009
I'm watching this shit in the 9th.
I have to know how this came to an end.
Wilder. - July 8, 2009
THROW A DAMN STRIKE, AARDVARK
Wilder. - July 8, 2009
Un-fucking-believable.
That was like watching Morrow the first week of the season. This bullpen regression has come hard and fast.
Wilder. - July 8, 2009
I became an hero.
Fearless Frog - July 8, 2009
Go back to 4chan.
Also, shouldn’t you be dead then?
Eyebrows - July 8, 2009
For all intents and purposes.
Fearless Frog - July 8, 2009
Glad we lost this game.
I’d rather not welcome Texas in with false confidence.
ThundaPC - July 8, 2009
Sigh.
Good to know when all is said and done that we’re still the Mariners.
Omerta - July 8, 2009
Um
Sweep Tejas!
calim - July 8, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
I think Loafie tanked
Jeff Sullivan - July 8, 2009
I ALWAYS HATED THAT FUCKER
Poochie - July 8, 2009
SEEING THE SCORE CHANGE FROM 2-0 TO 5-3 CAUSED ME TO ANGERLY BLURT OUT WHAT THE FUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF MY WORKSPACE
Poochie - July 8, 2009
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