If the Mariners are within 30 games of .500 on May 15th next year I get to be a mod for the month of June. If not you get to fist me at the time and place of your choosing.
Okay so maybe he flirts with alot of girls and he shouldn't and there's no excuse for that but he does lots of good work and charity and he's done well this year and I'm going to explore all legal avenues if you don't stop mocking him
Sorry, spare me your "oh it's the original one and it's Japanese so it's MUST be better!"
All that psychic bullshit from the original is a bunch of laughable horseshit that completely undermines the horror factor of the film. It’s probably a cultural thing — unexplained psychic phenomena being more plausible to them than us — but still.
A lot of Japanese cinema is pure unadulterated trash only kept afloat by Japanese-obsessed Americans who assume because it’s disorientingly weird that it must be good. Not saying you’re like that.
Don’t get me wrong, Kurosawa is god. But Japanese horror? Not so much.
Losing only inspires glee when Strasburg is potentially waiting at the end of the rainbow. The Sounders’ losing ways when they’re away from Qwest must stop NOW.
I love Fister
Please continue this in further starts!
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Fister will be back for another start thats for sure
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Uno mas?
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
This reminds me of Jak's two hitter
Poochie - August 11, 2009
6'8" Wow.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
His control is much better than the 4 BBs look
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Batista?
Why?
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Who else?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Ichiro?
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Not a pitcher
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Burke?
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Not on the roster
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Dude.
Buzzkill.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Yes.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
But he can pitch.
And wants to. And couldn’t be much worse.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Aaaaand he hurt himself after that bullpen session.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
It's Morrow vs. Yankees part 2!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Did anyone else notice Fister strutting as he walked off the field?
It made every part of my body happy.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
He's almost too tall for the dugout!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Looked more like a limp to me.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
For sure, but you could sense it was a limp with purpose.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
He went as deep in the game as he could.
Our bullpen needed it.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
UMPIRE = WORST EVER
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
HEY UMP!
These guys need to be sent to Compton in November.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
That's a nice time of year for homicide.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Low strike
ignacio - August 11, 2009
There's no way he can keep this up throughout multiple starts.
None whatsoever.
Let’s not get prematurely excited.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
FISTER!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
You're totally harshing the Fister mellow, dog.
Slow Country - August 11, 2009
Someone has to.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
No they don't.
We’re not dumb.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Speak for yourself.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Wasn't the one hit an infield one too?
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Yep, Thome's.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
I think South Side Sox had more fun with his name than we did
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Fun?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Oh my God.
You didn’t, Mike.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
THATS A GROSS SIGN GUYS
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Why does the girl delivering rally fries always have a mic?
Is it broadcast somewhere?
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Rizzs' bedroom.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
As far as I know, you can't hear the mic in the stadium, on tv, or on the radio.
So I have no idea what it’s for.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
To communicate with Sims, I believe.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
Ah, that might be it.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
Yea but she gives it to the winners to speak? What's the point of that? So Sims knows their names?
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Just wait until Garlic Fry DVD night.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I dunno if Sims or Blowers has ever called them by name.
Dang, I’m getting really curious about that mic.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
"I want a Fister full of rally fries."
I thought this was a family ballpark?
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
gross
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Of course a person from Federal Way would make that sign.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Step into my Enchanted Forest.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I grew up in Federal Way.
I would make that sign.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Let's make some Wild Waves.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
The first Fister related Rally Fry sign.
Wow.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
Wow, that guy made the one bad joke punning on Fister's name that doesn't involve unspeakable acts.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
So is he just one of these AAAA guys?
There is no hope for him, never will amount to anything in the big leagues?
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Not much
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I can't believe THEY got the fries..
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
I can see Fister as a good reliever in the bigs someday
He has a lot to work with.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Sweeney is going to hit something hard into play.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Wearing Ed Hardy finally pays off!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Let's be fair, were they actually wearing such shirts?
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
I don't know for sure
But they both looked like they easily could have had a closet full.
section331 - August 11, 2009
Sweeny is old
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
That's bad.
Dead meme?
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
For old guys like him they need to offer a handicap... like golf
Maybe have him hit from the pitchers mound while the pitcher tosses from 2nd base. Then he and griffey could still hit it out regularly
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Sigh.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I thought that was hit a lot farther
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Further?
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Farther
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
Shit
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Farther
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Far-er
section331 - August 11, 2009
More Far
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
Sweeney is hitting like an unlucky Beltre.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Unlucky Beltre
redundant.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Put him on the Angels and he has 20+ homers already
Wait, they’re winning again? I like how they’re all Hogwarts Graduates or something.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Adrian was faster yesterday.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Is it unusual that Hit Tracker doesn't have Branyan or Johjima's HRs from last night yet?
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
It sometimes takes a couple days, I think.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Have they landed yet?
James F'n X - August 11, 2009
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
They're still tracking Branyan's HR.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Now someone will get hit
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Please Batista...
OMG
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
No chatspeak, please.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
My bad (first day on LL)
There weren’t words to express my anguish.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
What about "Oh my god"?
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
You'll get the hang of it.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Oh my God could have worked.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
It's ok, he is going to try really hard tonight
cause if he fails, fister is gonna have a word with him
forte40 - August 11, 2009
How so?
Batista has been in the big leagues for much longer and I doubt a rookie telling a veteran what to do would go over well.
Robert - August 11, 2009
OH GOD HE THREW A BALL
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
OH SHIT
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
GOD
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I always believed in you
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
MOTHERFUCKER
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
With Yuni gone, Batista may be my most hated Mariner.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
This is an interesting inner battle.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Old style knickers look sounds like something else
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Does anybody remember that time Jeff said Fister wasn't any good?
Robert - August 11, 2009
He had four walks and four strikeouts and beaned a guy
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
He had for walks with an asshole behind the plate.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
Adam Jones has at one point in his career had 4 walks, 4 strikesout and hit a guy with a line drive
Does that mean he sucks?
Robert - August 11, 2009
We are seven outs away from being seven over .500
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Building up wins for the regression!
Poochie - August 11, 2009
7 of our last 8 games of the month are home against Oakland and Kansas City
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
We always lose to the bad teams
Poochie - August 11, 2009
We won 4 of last 6 games last year against two teams that were a combined 54.5 games better than us
Robert - August 11, 2009
Better lucky than good?
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
This is going to be awful
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Supercuts isn't that expensive
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
Getting drunk with scissors is free
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
I FUCKING HATE YOUR PARENTS FOR MAKING YOU, MIGUEL.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Hasn't Batista cleared waivers yet?
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
I'm sure he has.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Fuck you Batista.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Why the fuck are we using Batista? What is the rationale behind this bullshit?
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
We need a warm body.
His body is slightly warm.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
No one else?
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Who else?
MFAN - August 11, 2009
I was cool staying with Fister
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
And we're off!
Goose - August 11, 2009
Batista In, chance of success in jeopardy
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Jeopardy? We just got a Whammy.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
(Older person gameshow joke)
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Everyone regardless of age has seen Press Your Luck
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Nope.
section331 - August 11, 2009
You make me sad.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I make a lot of people sad
It’s the only thing I’m really good at.
section331 - August 11, 2009
"Thaaanks fer noticin' me"
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Press Your Luck, that was a sweet show.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
I WOULD RATHER SEE ABSOLUTELY ANYONE THAN MIGUEL BATISTA
Aside from Silva – MAYBE
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Batista blowing this game would be annoying but not surprising.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Great
We are, how you say, fucked now.
section331 - August 11, 2009
Now he has his pants up high.
Everytime now it’s something different. Ego when you’re hopelessly bad and overpaid.
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Will Batista ever NOT be overpaid?
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Just don't put change in his cup on the sidewalk in two years.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Double Play!
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Jack Wilson!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Whoa
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
We must be putting him in to get his confidence up
You do that in low impact situations right? Its a one run game. We usually win those… that makes it low pressure right?
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
ITS THE SOCKS
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Heheheheheheheh.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Holy fuck our shortstop isn't a fat fuck and can catch the ball
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Gee Willakers
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
DP!
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Lucky Krusty.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
That was nice.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Hahaha! They hit it to Wilson!
ignacio - August 11, 2009
FUCK YOU BATISTA
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Groundballs!
I remember when we paid Miguel 18 million to do that.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
I remember when we paid Julio Mateo $1 million to do it.
JY - August 11, 2009
Yeah but Mateo fisted his wife or something.
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
I bet he wouldn't have gotten in as much trouble if this were the case
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I remember that time his wife wouldn't do the dishes
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
She learned
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
JOEY CORA Spotting
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
If socks is what it takes
I’ll go with that…
section331 - August 11, 2009
If it made him not suck I'd be able to tolerate the beard
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Socks aren't working.
section331 - August 11, 2009
When I remembered Fister was pitching today I almost cried.
I’d like to extend my apologies to the fistmeister. Hope he gets the W today, despite Batista “pitching”.
Timdor69 - August 11, 2009
Remember when Miguel Batista won a whole SIXTEEN GAMES?!
As if anyone needed any further proof that wins are a meaningless stat…
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
He was good that year
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
He was my third favorite starter that year
Robert - August 11, 2009
5.16 tRA
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Okay so he was average-ish and earned his contract.
Point is he wasn’t this fuck-all-terrible.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Sure
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Another BB
ignacio - August 11, 2009
I know pitcher wins are stupid, but I really hope the M's hold onto this one for Fister.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
It's so cute how you walk everyone and worry about your pants, Miguel
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
My god he is awful.
Slow Country - August 11, 2009
More walks, awesome.
Vintage stuff.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
Passing the Rays in the Wild Card standings would be hilarious.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
I like Jack
He makes me want to use announcer phrases like scrappy and gamer and squirelly
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Whoooooooo!!!
Bavasi contracts are like STD’s: A gift that keeps on giving.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
THROW STRIKES ASSCLOWN!
Goose - August 11, 2009
I love the way Batista throws the ball.
He tosses the ball towards the plate hoping it goes in for a strike.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
I'm not so sure
he’s not intentionally trying to tank.
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
He's almost like a minor leaguer with decent stuff that he can't control.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
Ramirez always looks happy, him and Mike Sweeney look like they would get a long nicely.
w00tah - August 11, 2009
Kenji tried some RJ ninja skills
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Ahead on the count for once -- then not
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Good Lawd
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
Warm up Snell
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Bring in Lowe for a 4 out hold please
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Ummm...strike?
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Nope
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Maybe not, Gameday says outside.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
It was outside
But fuck Getz for not protecting the plate
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Wak: GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Sims sounded pissed.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Good call Wak.
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
ANOTHER WALK!
SCREW YOU BATISTA!
Heydude - August 11, 2009
I hate this son of a bitch so much.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
Holy Fucking God.
Get him out of there.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Get him the fuck out.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
So does Batista get more than a minor league deal next year by any team?
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Dayton Moore, Reporting In!!!
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
His face looks photoshopped in. Bizarre.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
He tans
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
THROW SOME STRIKES KNOBGOBBLER
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
3 BBs?
Get Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe, Lowe,
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
This organization must be getting mighty tired of Batista.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
I wouldn't be surprised to see him released soon.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Eh, they only have a month and a half left. Why not just wait and use him as a mop-up guy instead?
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
Because fuck him he's awful
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Because there are better mopup guys out there and he is fucking terrible
And mostly he can’t throw strikes, which makes him a terrible mopup guy.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
All mop-up guys are terrible. Which is why they're mop-up guys.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
They're not all this disastrously bad and we have guys in Tacoma that are more interesting.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Also, if Batista is the mopup guy, what is Jak?
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Broom-wielder
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
Messenger please
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Cram in schlongwaffle
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
3.71 tRA
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Tremendous Roofie Access?
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
*tremendous
Poochie - August 11, 2009
To the windowwwsss, to the WALL
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
Miguel Batista is the destroyer of wins
He is too jealous to let someone bask in the glory of a win.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Wak should have bent Miguel Batista over on the mound and removed his trousers and fisted him with his fist
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
As opposed to his foot, which is so hot right now
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
You can't fist with your foot
Poochie - August 11, 2009
That's why it's so hot right now
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Dare me.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
What every would prompt such as graphic comment?
TheBishop - August 11, 2009
Oh, now that is just a delicious image
Please, someone who is talented with photoshop get on it.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Please no.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
DON'T DO IT, SCRUFFY/VATINIUS
Decatur - August 11, 2009
This is beautiful.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
Go on...
Robert - August 11, 2009
Fogel?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Shouldn't Fister be doing it though?
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
OK let's make this interesting
If the Mariners are within 30 games of .500 on May 15th next year I get to be a mod for the month of June. If not you get to fist me at the time and place of your choosing.
Robert - August 11, 2009
Wak does some dumb shit with the bullpen sometimes.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Good for Wak.
That was a contemptuous stroll out to the mound.
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Okay so maybe he flirts with alot of girls and he shouldn't and there's no excuse for that but he does lots of good work and charity and he's done well this year and I'm going to explore all legal avenues if you don't stop mocking him
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Hey sweet cheeks, did he just walk the bases loaded?
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Excellent!
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
This was actually a serious question, stupid gameday wouldn't load fast enough
I was getting ancy waiting to see what the hell was happening
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
You should try getting antsy. Even worse.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Stop making fun of my lisp
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Stop sounding all retardy.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Faced four, walked three.
Cool.
Timdor69 - August 11, 2009 via mobile
Someone's going to bail out Batista.
And his ERA will just go down.
svart aske - August 11, 2009
Typical.
svart aske - August 11, 2009
(not so) SHINY ERA!!!
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Gutz!
Goose - August 11, 2009
WHEW.
James F'n X - August 11, 2009
Guti!
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Saunders almost ended his career.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
GUTI GUTI GUTI RUNNIN EVERYWHERE
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
Whooooo Defense!
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Oh thank God
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Phew.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
THANK YOU, Lowe/Gucci
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Just had a Yuni/Endy flashback
ColeFitz88 - August 11, 2009
I just had a Guti colliding with the fucking wall flashback
And that was 50x worse for my heart than the Endy collision, even though I like Endy.
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
I love our defence so much.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
I love watching this team when we're not hitting
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Our offense has been good lately!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Whoever had the idea of reading Miguel his own poetry through the bullpen wall is a genius
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
bahahahaha
Decatur - August 11, 2009
OH MY GOD.
I now have a purpose.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I'm doing this
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
MIKE
WHY FORD
AND WHY NOW
Will Kier - August 11, 2009
See batista isn't bad. no runs scored. ERA lowered. trade value increased
He should be worth at least a box of otterpops
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Maybe the generic kind
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
False.
Otterpops rock.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Helmets!
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Helmets!
Goose - August 11, 2009
FUCK
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
MotherFUCK.
James F'n X - August 11, 2009
I have seen this before from another player
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Well that wasn't cool
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Godammit Russel
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Shit
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Whoopies.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
I love Branyan, but speed isn't really his thing.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
That was silly.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Ugh..
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Woops.
Goose - August 11, 2009
,
http://www.fangraphs.com/teams.aspx?pos=all&lg=all&stats=bat&type=1&season=2009&month=8
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Natinals!
JY - August 11, 2009
duh
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Neat!
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Hm.
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
One word: Nyjer
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
He is so amazing
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I wanted him first.
>:(
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Mariners are awesome at hitting!
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Riggleman!
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
I wonder if anyone will ever dislike him
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
No
He only gets the lowest expectation jobs…..and exceeds expectations.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
How is "spd" (I assume speed) calculated?
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
I believe it is some variation of this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_Score
I’ve never really taken it all that seriously, though.
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Well based on ONLY the leader, it's 100% accurate.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
About Wilson's Batting AVG
It should just be the whole year’s batting average from both leagues, correct (a.k.a. with the Pirates and Mariners)?
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Should be
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
What is 'it'?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
At Safeco, they sometimes show his average at around .233 and sometimes around .280. He's obviously better than .233.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Depends on what year the scoreboard operator thinks it is
Long ago league stats were kept separate, but now they’re not
Poochie - August 11, 2009
You waaaant it alll but youuuu can't haaave it.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
If you look at Cedeno's avg. he is now batting something like .360
looks like a heck of a pickup for those Bucs
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Yes, I'm positive he'll keep this pace up as well
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
National League!
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
He homered again!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
He hits sixth for them
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I remember when friends were mocking me in May because Reed was putting up a good BA
And how we had clearly lost the Putz trade.
katal - August 11, 2009
He's been on WebGems a few times too..
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Johjima.
I’m sick of you.
katal - August 11, 2009
I really hope we see Adam Moore next year.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
We will
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
VICTOR MARTINEZ DAMMIT
Poochie - August 11, 2009
NO WE'RE GETTING MAUER IN 2011
Decatur - August 11, 2009
It's going to take that long to ride here in his Rascal.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Awesome.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
RobJob or Adam Moore?
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
I hope Rob Johnson falls down a well somewhere and is never found.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
You know Lassie would find him so quick.
Just our luck.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
You just KNOW this would happen.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
That's where my mind went as soon as I posted.
The Japanese version though.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
American version takes place in Seattle/Western Washington.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
I never actually saw it.
But I see now why you chose it.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
And is far superior.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
Bahahahahahahahaha what the fuck no
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Everything American is better.
Duh. They fuckin speak in English.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Sorry, spare me your "oh it's the original one and it's Japanese so it's MUST be better!"
All that psychic bullshit from the original is a bunch of laughable horseshit that completely undermines the horror factor of the film. It’s probably a cultural thing — unexplained psychic phenomena being more plausible to them than us — but still.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
To be fair, it's only my opinion.
The above post came off harsh.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
I've found that most Japanese cinema is not worth half the hype they receive.
katal - August 11, 2009
I would argue the complete opposite.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
I guess I've only seen the horror movies that have been sent to theaters here or have been remade.
The Ring, those movies about the dead girl that crawls, Suicide Club… none of those did anything for me.
katal - August 11, 2009
A magnificent .gif for the draft day thread, though
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Ha. True dat.
katal - August 11, 2009
That's a really, really tiny percentage of Japanese cinema.
Like really tiny.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
No, katal's right.
A lot of Japanese cinema is pure unadulterated trash only kept afloat by Japanese-obsessed Americans who assume because it’s disorientingly weird that it must be good. Not saying you’re like that.
Don’t get me wrong, Kurosawa is god. But Japanese horror? Not so much.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
Just because you don't get and/or like something doesn't mean other people's reasons for doing so are somehow impure and/or lacking.
This whole projecting-motivations-on-matters-of-taste thing is unbearably pretentious.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Yeah, I agree with you. My bad.
But, off-topic.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
Well said, acblue.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
You probably aren't self aware how much of a dick you're coming off as.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
Yeah, this subthread needed to be re-hashed. Leave it alone.
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
Miyazaki deserves all and more.
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
I completely agree.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Eh... Howl's Moving Castle was somewhat of a letdown
but the vast majority of his work is excellent.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
His stuff blows the shit out of Disney/Pixar.
100%
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
Isn't Mayazaki part of Pixar though?
Or at least John Lasseter and the American distribution?
Decatur - August 11, 2009
He's a consultant.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
As far as storytelling goes Pixar is right on par with Ghibli.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
Yeah I don't know about this... I love a lot of pixar films but none of them hold a candle to my favorite Ghibli stuff.
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
Yes thank you for assuming that I am a a pretentious dickhole.
I can see how you would make such a mistake.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
That's why I backed up on my earlier statement.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
I cannot agree with this.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
Moore is 4-for-4 tonight with the Rainiers.
JY - August 11, 2009
Awesome.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
DH!
Poochie - August 11, 2009
No!
katal - August 11, 2009
Oh alright
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Thank you.
Very reasonable.
katal - August 11, 2009
Kenny Chesney doesn't make me want a Corona
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Sorry
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Wilson got to that ball.
Goose - August 11, 2009
DP
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Rad
Poochie - August 11, 2009
These double plays are just fantastic
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
I love Jack Wilson.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
I LOVE FAST BASEBALL GAMES
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I like games where lots of pitches are taken, many runs are scored, and many dingers are hit
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Is that you Average Joe American?
TheBishop - August 11, 2009
EXACCCCCTLY WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED!
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Our beautiful DPs!
ignacio - August 11, 2009
These guys sure turn the DP fast.
rickpo - August 11, 2009
Whooop Scrappy jack is awesome
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Mark Lowe has thrown 2 pitches this inning.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
I think Dye is feeling Rios breathing down his neck.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Rios will probably play center
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Thus ends our chance at having one of the most retarded one-hitters ever.
JY - August 11, 2009
Holy shit we had a one-hitter
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
We're still in the running
for the Most Retarded 2 hitter ever.
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
Let's do this thing.
JY - August 11, 2009
Two outs on one play is a good deal
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
So many DP's.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
At opportune times
ignacio - August 11, 2009
So much fisting, too. What a night
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Lowe is quickly becoming my favorite reliever
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
It would make sense to hit thome
then when they retaliate by hitting 2 of our guys we have runners in scoring position
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
He Gone!
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
WILD CARRRRRRRRRRDDDD
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Fuck me!
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Yeah, so Mark Lowe is dominant again.
Goose - August 11, 2009
I LOVE MARK LOWE WHEN HE IS GOOD
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
I bet Mark Lowe is so sleazy
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
HE GONE!
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Tony Reali?
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
HORN!!!
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Hawk.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
And no, Hawk Harrelson
Pure Evil
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
No. Tony Reali is cool, while Hawk Harrelson is the most annoying man on the planet
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Mark Lowe
4 Outs
10 Pitches
Nice.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Miguel Batista
2 Outs
19 Pitches
Go away.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Woooo get your K's at Lowes
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
I like this for some reason.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
2 hitter is alive!
Heydude - August 11, 2009
Be nice to get a cushion
ignacio - August 11, 2009
So do the peripherals match up with what my eyes see? That Mark Lowe
has gotten really good the last month or two?
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
It would appear so, yes
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
How long until we get a mechanical explanation?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
He's pouting his lips out a tad more before every pitch.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
5 years from now...
I will turn to someone (possibly a random stranger) and say “Remember when the M’s shut out the White Sox with Doug Fister? Hilarious.”
PLU Tim - August 11, 2009
Tit's book
is going for $0.01 on Amazon
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
Jeff apparently likes to waste money
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
It would go for more if he actually titled it
“Tits Book”
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
This would be a most decieving title
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Like that time Bart, Nelson and Milhouse paid good money to see "The Naked Lunch"
esoteric - August 11, 2009
I can think of two things wrong with that title.
katal - August 11, 2009
What's up with the debate going on in the comments section of the English version?
So much drama!
Mikky - August 11, 2009
It couldn't be that woman again, could it...
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I wonder how many times Robert will link back to J/M/G comments re: Mark Lowe
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I have always said that he has the stuff to be better
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Like those will be linked
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Seven over .500!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
What's the target date?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/8/11/986130/8-11-open-game-thread-part-2#19563453
Robert - August 11, 2009
Why whatever do you mean?
Robert - August 11, 2009
Oh nothing
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I'm just glad he's happy
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Holy fuck! Fister is Guy Pearce!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Memento photoshop now.
JY - August 11, 2009
I don't think glitter heels
Go with that jersey.
section331 - August 11, 2009
Holy fuck! I look like Guy Pierce now?
Decatur - August 11, 2009
The Condor?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Something about how he flew up and stole a homer
or hit his walkoff and flapped his arms around the bases or something
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
It was Lee Tinsley's notion
msb - August 11, 2009
"The Condor"?
Goose - August 11, 2009
Holy shit if we hold on we're only a game behind the Rays.
How the fuck?
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
IMAGINE IF WE HAD TRADED FOR ZOBRIST
Poochie - August 11, 2009
HE SHOWED THE HOME RUN PART OF HIS GAME GOD DAMMIT
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
These White Sox seem to like getting out.
I’m glad we can do that for them.
Timdor69 - August 11, 2009 via mobile
Damn
ignacio - August 11, 2009
If you watch on WGN you get to see the game unfold a second sooner
Poochie - August 11, 2009
So John Danks has sorta been owning us.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
But we're beating him!
Guy is in line for a LOSS!
katal - August 11, 2009
Whoa 6-6!
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
The White Sox broadcast has a segment called "Moving Forward"
Featured tonight: Junior.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
I hear the train
ignacio - August 11, 2009
GOOD NEWS!
You’re not deaf!
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Right ear's not so good
ignacio - August 11, 2009
BAD NEWS.
Tumor!
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Danks domination. Wow.
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
Aardsma in! Game terrifying!
esoteric - August 11, 2009
This is accurate.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Danks was absolutely dominant tonight.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Who wants an Ervin fastball update?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Only if he sucks again
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
In between!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I guess
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Hey Texas Rangers
“Danks” for trading John! I’d hate to see him three-four times a season.
katal - August 11, 2009
Earlier in the season against us
4 IP, 8 H, 5 ER.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Posh.
katal - August 11, 2009
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
...Dad?
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
You wish.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Did that graphic just say "The Green Lantern?"
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
HOLY SHIT - no kidding?
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
GUTI!
BrianL - August 11, 2009
400 foot easy out
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
GUTZ!
Goose - August 11, 2009
JESUS.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
Well that scared the shit out of me
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
HEART
ATTACK.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
GUTZ!!
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Jesus Christ DA
Goose - August 11, 2009
YES YES YES YES YES YES
Poochie - August 11, 2009
HOW MANY TIMES CAN IT HAPPEN
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Thank fucking goddddddd
Guti Guti Gutiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!
Timdor69 - August 11, 2009 via mobile
SAFECO
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
And there's the deep flyout.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sustainable
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Control over keeping the ball in the park!!!!
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
"DAT GUMMIT"
-Hawk
gilmeche55 - August 11, 2009
Wow.
katal - August 11, 2009
Long fly balls wooo
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
There's parks that won't hold all his long outs, crap
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
I want to hear Hawk's bitter disappointment
Is he on the WGN tv feed?
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
Yes
Goose - August 11, 2009
Now I don't want to risk it
the Sox still have some fight in them and I might be subject to hearing Hawk call them taking the lead.
TrashiDawa - August 11, 2009
Take the risk.
This way he’ll build his hopes up before his crushing defeat!
katal - August 11, 2009
Sorry.
I was wrong.
katal - August 11, 2009
Shiz
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
This sets up the Wilson DP.
Please?
JY - August 11, 2009
Ruh-ohs.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Oh fuck no.
Carlos Quentin.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Nothing like keeping it interesting, jeez.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Stop doing Pierzynski favors!!!!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Shit.
So many walks.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Walking Pierzynski is a unique strategy
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
4-6-3 please
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
DP DP DP DP DP
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
This could be bad.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Probably a guti beltre doubleplay\
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Carlos = the one guy who scares me in Chicago's lineup
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
For serious?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
So I feel really awful about this.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
A non-fastball might be a good idea
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
DP
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Paint the corner
upside his head
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Go Mariners!
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Phew!
That was better than I expected.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
This is not cool.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
Aarrrrrrrgh!
I see a repeat of July 8th coming.
katal - August 11, 2009
Uh oh's.
Goose - August 11, 2009
OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Battery Love.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Sad face.
JY - August 11, 2009
This won't end well.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Shit shit shit
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Well this is a precarious situation
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I bet they wish they still had Griffey
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
They wouldn't have had to eat Rios' contract
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I like how Kenji's glove was positioned right down the middle.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Happy Ramirez... DP
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
BENDY THINGS
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Thank God they dumped Uribe
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Whoops a doodle
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
This is existentially terrifying.
Decatur - August 11, 2009
Just getting the tough guys out of the way
now it should be easy sailing
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
NO
katal - August 11, 2009
FUCK YOU
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
So I feel we may be doomed.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
Doom on you for dooming
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Whatever, it was fated to happen.
I just picked up on the vibes.
esoteric - August 11, 2009
No Kotsay please.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Alexi and Sam Cassel are from the same alien planet
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Chris Bosh is a dinosaur.
MuscleManyan - August 11, 2009
Jason Blake is also from that planet.
Fuck.
88fingerslukee - August 11, 2009
FUCK ME
katal - August 11, 2009
JESUS GOD
esoteric - August 11, 2009
.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
Was that Chris Shelton?
Goose - August 11, 2009
Unfuckingbelievable
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
I don't find that hard to believe at all.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Well fuck me.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
Fuck.
Goose - August 11, 2009
POP GOES THE MOTHERFUCKING WEASEL
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
FUCKITYFUCKFUCKFUCK
James F'n X - August 11, 2009
FUCK
IceStormV1 - August 11, 2009
HAHAHA
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
FUCK
In play, runs
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Fuck
gilmeche55 - August 11, 2009
well fuck
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Wow, epic fail.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
booo
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Well, that finally happened.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
I hate this so much.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
Well...
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
FUCK ME FOR TUNING INTO WGN FOR THAT
AND FUCK YOU DAVID
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
You could see that coming...sort of.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
I can only imagine the stroke Harleson is having
WHY GIVE HIM THE PLEASURE? WHY?!
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
Maybe it will kill him.
levnclf - August 11, 2009
If it kills him it's more than worth it.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
KILL HIM WITH GLEE
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I'd prefer fire
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
YYYYYYYEEEESSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS YEEEEEEESSSSSS
Decatur - August 11, 2009
He could not have done more to ruin that moment.
I mean really, it wasn’t him that tossed a perfect game.
levnclf - August 11, 2009
REGRESSION!
Slurvey - August 11, 2009
I think he was looking fastball
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
I was afeared of that.
msb - August 11, 2009
One of the biggest disappointments of my life.
Bottom 9 better be damn good.
Timdor69 - August 11, 2009 via mobile
Danks will pitch and we will cry.
JY - August 11, 2009
Saunders flew up the wall though
That is why he is the condor
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
He is really fucking tall.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
I think we had that coming.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Oh maybe
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I thought I'd be more mad. But I'm kind of like, 'a-yup.'
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
We only need two
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Fuck.
katal - August 11, 2009
You know, Hawk is bad enough as it is
But for the nasty white sox to score 3 in the 9th against US?! It makes me feel like I’ve just been raped by an old man.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
They won a World Series!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
DA has no control tonight. He's not even coming close to Kenji's glove.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Five games over .500!
Robert - August 11, 2009
Get this hack out of there
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Mark Lowe for closer!
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Oh and the Red Sox win.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Aardsma
Fuck you. I hope you get traded to the Mets.
katal - August 11, 2009
Why the mets?
Fin - August 11, 2009
Really?
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Sorry, I forgot for a second.
Fin - August 11, 2009
A good history with trading them closers
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Curse of the JJ-pie
Decatur - August 11, 2009
They take all the bad closers.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
Because screw Aardsma.
katal - August 11, 2009
I believe it was a reference to a rather famous trade in which we traded our then closer to the Mets.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
He loses the case!
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
Like Atticus Finch?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
And the M's get the lethal injection
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Held for contempt.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Pitching fraud
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Fuck.
Slow Country - August 11, 2009
Walking Pierczynski was a very bad sign
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Yes Dave, he certainly lost this case.
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Subject line, please.
msb - August 11, 2009
Playoffs?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Nope
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
I guarantee we come back in the ninth
Poochie - August 11, 2009
So much for that.
bluemax - August 11, 2009
worked on Friday
Poochie - August 11, 2009
This is all your fault, Jeff. Fuck you.
http://www.lookoutlanding.com/2009/8/11/986130/8-11-open-game-thread-part-2#19563453
Decatur - August 11, 2009
We're only going to be 15 in front of the Royals
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Wooo!
Fin - August 11, 2009
Well, sorry, kid.
msb - August 11, 2009
At least Danks isn't pitching the 9th?
…
…
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Isn't that Jenks that is the closer?
Fin - August 11, 2009
This is why I always feel nervous as hell whenever Aardsma is closing a game.
Fin - August 11, 2009
Now it is 100% out of his system!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I knew that regression was coming!
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I got home from work in time to catch the end of the game...
and all I got to see was DA channel his inner Batista. Awesome.
schismatix - August 11, 2009
WPA on Ramirez's Homer is
.628 according to Fangraphs.
urchman - August 11, 2009
Aardsma still does not make me nervous
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I'm pretty sure we just missed Sims singing
Poochie - August 11, 2009
IS THAT WHAT IT WAS?
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Swing Low Sweet Chariot
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
What?
Did anyone hear that really weird noise for a second when the feed went from commercials back to FSN just now?
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Dave Sims singing?
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
The difference between us and the Angels
Last night when Bartlett hit the deep shot to deep left and it would’ve been gone, but it was caught right at the wall. Yup.
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
You mean like Konerko's fly out?
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
In the 9th with the game on the line
I should have clarified.
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
The game was on the line for the fly ball that was caught too
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Just let me be upset!
Jerk!
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
That may be Fister's only opportunity to ever get a ML win
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Oh yeah we're not hitting yet
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Catch the fucking ball your greasespot
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I kind of really hate Jose Lopez.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Kelly in
Game o-bleak.
section331 - August 11, 2009
Kelley
I’m a jackass with spelling tonight.
section331 - August 11, 2009
"There isn't a man on third Pods!"
Goose - August 11, 2009
"Ichiro would've been on third Pods!"
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Oh, is that what he said?
Goose - August 11, 2009
I think he said both.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Branyan funk blast to tie or win the game?
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
He's up next and we're two down.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
I thought it was Lopez
JBell523 - August 11, 2009
My bad.
Still unlikely though.
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
I take it back!
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Well fuck, they aren't going to hit shit off of Jenks.
This is gay.
Fin - August 11, 2009
They should try and distract him with pie.
section331 - August 11, 2009
It probably worked well for Rick White.
Fin - August 11, 2009
I think Rick White
Was constantly distracted by pie.
section331 - August 11, 2009
Jenks has to be too
people just haven’t tried
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Jay-sus CHRIST!
It’s like someone put a bunch of sausage in a t-shirt!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Not hitting shit is gay?
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Depends what context you are looking at it.
Fin - August 11, 2009
I would think it would be the other way around
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
This is true, it's all in the context
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
I finally realized why Ramirez looks familiar.
He looks like a Kenyan miler.
msb - August 11, 2009
PH Langerhans for Sweeney!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Or Griffey!
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Crazy enough to work!
xero3k - August 11, 2009
I know we're not going to win the wild card, but losing still sucks.
That’s one problem with your team being decent all year. A year ago this wouldn’t have phased me at all – it may have inspired glee, if anything.
katal - August 11, 2009
I was hoping that I could be hoping for a sweep tomorrow.
Fin - August 11, 2009
Since I am going to the game tomorrow.
Fin - August 11, 2009
We had to get back within 4.5
Just so we could have our hopes crushed again. At least that’s over now.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Losing inspires glee with you? Well good news
Robert - August 11, 2009
Haven't scored a goal in three games!
Four if you count the friendly!
BrianL - August 11, 2009
NO!!!
Losing only inspires glee when Strasburg is potentially waiting at the end of the rainbow. The Sounders’ losing ways when they’re away from Qwest must stop NOW.
katal - August 11, 2009
Thank god we won the bid for the cup final even though we submitted an inferior bid than DC
Robert - August 11, 2009
I hate that we're going to lose to DC in three weeks.
katal - August 11, 2009
See if this still works.
COME ON M’S
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
IT ONLY WORKS IF YOU REC IT!
Slurvey - August 11, 2009
Damn that is a cute puppy.
Too bad he can’t really rally.
msb - August 11, 2009
She rallies and isn't much of a puppy anymore.
I think all this gif really did was get rid of Silva which isn’t a bad thing.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Aw, she'll always be a puppy.
Just a big, hugging puppy.
msb - August 11, 2009
6 months and 60lbs.
She is going to be a monster.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Rec'd for hope
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
Why am I not surprised that the M's lose when everyone makes a big deal about the WC.
w00tah - August 11, 2009
Ryan Frankin's facial hair is somehow more surprising
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Oh ok that's only a strike for the White Sox
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Fucking swing you fat useless piece of shit.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS MIKE SWEENEY BATTING?
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Because this game is done.
Fin - August 11, 2009
Why Sweeney?
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Jenks looks like a giant leprechan
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
DA looks like he doesn't get much sleep.
Fin - August 11, 2009
Look how hard Sweeney runs through first
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
*Blasts Toca's Miracle*
We need one right now
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
I enjoy Felix giving D.A. the death stare
Robert - August 11, 2009
Jenks looks a fatter James Hetfield.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
I can't believe we're losing
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Really?
ralphie81 - August 11, 2009
Season over for about the 40th time
The Angels are going to lose 14 games the rest of the season, tops.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
I'm pretty sure everyone has given up all hope when it comes to the division
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Fail you fat hunk of pig fat
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
at least we have a good shot at winning tomorrow
We kill teams in the rubber game
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Yes!
Still aliv!
Fin - August 11, 2009
Fuck you, Mariners.
False hope indeed!
katal - August 11, 2009
AND HERE COME THE MARINERS!
Goose - August 11, 2009
Tying run to the plate!
Poochie - August 11, 2009
I NEED A GOOD MASTERBATION
DO IT, MUSCLE
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Hmm
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
BRANYAN FUNK PLEASE!!!
Fin - August 11, 2009
Russell gets to hit
ignacio - August 11, 2009
Here we go now.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Wow. Russell Branyan as the tying run. I have to figure that at least brings our chances up at least half a percent or so
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
And this....is my BOOOMSTICK
Whoopetydoo - August 11, 2009
Beckham's reaction sucks.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
He's been playing third for like ten minutes.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
If Sex cannon goes deep here Jeff can fist Poochie
Robert - August 11, 2009
Does Poochie know this?
section331 - August 11, 2009
Yes
Robert - August 11, 2009
Yes
Poochie - August 11, 2009
You lucked out today, looks like...
section331 - August 11, 2009
Huh?
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Win win
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Wait, you WANT to be fisted?
section331 - August 11, 2009
OK but I'm not playing for the plane tickets
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Darn
Poochie - August 11, 2009
And by here I mean the rest of the season
Robert - August 11, 2009
well this is certainly better than his walkup music from Saturday
Poochie - August 11, 2009
Swing really hard, Branyan.
Fuckmikereilly - August 11, 2009
Everyone put towels over your heads.
w00tah - August 11, 2009
Fuck over Hawk again Branyan
PUT IT ON THE BOARD FOR US, FUCK YOU HAWK!
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
GRIFFEY
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Griffey on deck!
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Jenks sticks his butt out a lot
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Has he been talking to Adair?
msb - August 11, 2009
Muscle vs. hard throwing righty
Giggity
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
This game is gonna end with Griffey.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
...standing on deck.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Trade Aardsma in November please, Jack.
katal - August 11, 2009
That's just silly.
He’s still been excellent and he’s still dirt cheap.
Aaron Campeau - August 11, 2009
That means we can get a better haul than we would otherwise.
I’m just venting.
katal - August 11, 2009
Though a closer who throws a second pitch would be nice.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
AHHHHHHHH!
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
Ends with a loss.
w00tah - August 11, 2009
Aw shit
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Damn.
BrianL - August 11, 2009
Well fuck.
Fin - August 11, 2009
Bah.
Goose - August 11, 2009
Well that isn't fun
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Cunt bucket cock fucking dick fisting ass licking bullshit
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Shutup Hawk.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
What a load of shit this game was
I fucking hate the White Sox. FUCKING HATE THEM!
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
What an arse of a game to lose :(
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
The M's outhit the Sox, right?
msb - August 11, 2009
Yes they did.
JY - August 11, 2009
Yup, 8-5
Eyeball Kid - August 11, 2009
Thought so.
I lost count towards the end, there.
msb - August 11, 2009
Two outs? So what!
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
Fister
Goose - August 11, 2009
That was painful.
Heydude - August 11, 2009
AJ PIERZYNSKI I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!
section331 - August 11, 2009
Well fuck.
10 minutes ago I was having a good day.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Poor DA, I feel for him.
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
Regression is a bitch
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
I feel more for Fister
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I agree completely.
He may not have pitched a gem, but did well enough to earn the win. DA just pitched like an asshole.
jimmylauderdale - August 11, 2009
Two outs, now what?
Fin - August 11, 2009
Fuckedy fuck fuck.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
Oh well.
ThundaPC - August 11, 2009
Aardsma just needs to bear down and keep his hard hit deep flyballs in the park.
Big Jared - August 11, 2009
LIFE IS OVER
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
I hate Alexi "Horse Face" Ramirez. Go break your leg, loser.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
I love him for being different
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
He loves you back.
Fin - August 11, 2009
I don't get how he has 13 homers.
The guy weighs 185 pounds.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
He's like Alfonso Soriano back when Alfonso Soriano played the infield.
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Quick Wrists
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
His legs are like twigs!
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
Like I said.
msb - August 11, 2009
I hope he gets deported back to Cuba. >:(
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
Can't.
http://miamiherald.typepad.com/cuban_colada/2008/03/no-change-in-ma.html
Decatur - August 11, 2009
If they "find" a pre-existing crime that he committed in Cuba they will!
Crosses fingers
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
And stupid ballpark!
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
I love you, Coach.
katal - August 11, 2009
He looks more like an alien than a horse
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
An alien horse?
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
At least Branyan gave some hope there at the end as the tying run.
Sure wish Griffey had got a chance though.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
It's was only hope
If there was a fence in the sky
Yoyogi - August 11, 2009
Yes, I understand, I meant just having the Muscle step into the box as the tying run.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
I hope Shawn Kemp jumps Hawk Harleson tonight
Along with Fraiser and Tom Hanks and that bald dude from Almost Live.
OceanBird - August 11, 2009
John Keister?
Scrupio - August 11, 2009
Not his real name
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Yes it is...well, at least it's his legal name.
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
Well, I guess he's insane then
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Would you deliberately choose that for a name?
msb - August 11, 2009
Fraiser jumping Hawk Harrelson would be interesting.
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Niles jumping Hawk would be hilarious
kentroyals5 - August 11, 2009
That seems like it would more likely be out of passion than anger, though.
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Frasier is awesome
gregrabble - August 11, 2009
Defeat :(
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Is that Howard Lederer?
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
No this is not Howard Lederer
Howard Lederer was fat
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
The similarities, though:
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Holy crap it's him! Good call
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Kevin Dillon?
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Johnny Drama but yes
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
I'm sticking with Lederer!
There is no way you can convince me otherwise!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Howard Lederer doesn't make any sense with the caption
Trenchtown - August 11, 2009
Bad beats!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
A reference to my favorite poker player?
Makes perfect sense for me!
Slica - August 11, 2009
Sweet, now I can watch baseball! Koshien is on tv
lailaihei - August 11, 2009
.
Scruffy Lefty - August 11, 2009
This actually cheered me up!
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
Sad to waste a great start by Fister (and some nice game calling by Johjima. Eat dirt Rob).
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
.
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Omigod this is awesome!
Where does it come from? Wow.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
It's the fabulously named Izzy Alcantara, right?
msb - August 11, 2009
Here's the whole thing, quality sucks.
Pitcher throws his mitt, don’t think I’ve seen that before either. Link.
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
Thank you!
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
He just wants to umpire.
James F'n X - August 11, 2009
I love this pic also. Was a terrible loss, but some great pics.
Sam Regens - August 11, 2009
Jesus, that Wakamatsu commercial is horrible.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
RedSox.com has "jacks off" in its headline
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Man up Mariners.com. Use "Feltch" in yours.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Heh. heh heh.
msb - August 11, 2009
Oh you kids.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Someone must've Googled "Fister gif"
Wilder. - August 11, 2009
About five billion times. Oh, you're talking about baseball?
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I find the pair of photos for tomorrow's starting pitchers on that page to be oddly twin-like.
msb - August 11, 2009
Oh, that Larry Stone
“Game thread, Aug. 11, Mariners vs. White Sox, Fister of Fury edition”
msb - August 11, 2009
Could be worse.
It could have been Blaine Newnham likening the game to a scrappy effort by a young paraplegic child who almost excelled at pole vault. Heartwarming.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I vaulted (poorly) in high school and was once bested by a girl with only one leg.
Mikky - August 11, 2009
Was her name Peggy, by chance?
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
No it was Hopalong Cassidy dipshit
Kermit. - August 11, 2009
No classic movies,
You know this argument always drops to who saw Goonies first. Some day you’ll get laid.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
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