Biggest Contribution: Doug Fister, +35.9%
Biggest Suckfest: David Aardsma, -76.1%
Most Important AB: Gutierrez DP, -11.2%
Most Important Pitch: Ramirez homer, -64.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): -18.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -31.9%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%
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Biggest Suckfest: David Aardsma, -76.1%
Ouch….
urchman - August 11, 2009
God dammit this is so close to working
Jeff Sullivan - August 11, 2009
Not all Aardsma's fault - more offense tonight would have been nice.
Spoomeister - August 11, 2009
He gave up a 3-run HR. he was mostly to blame.
Slurvey - August 11, 2009
He had no control and couldn't come close to where Kenji set up.
The offense scored enough.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
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lemonverbena - August 11, 2009
It feels as though we should have had more than one run.
This regression shit is stupid and I hate it
BrettJMiller - August 11, 2009 via mobile
That's what happens when we score a bunch of runs in one game. >:(
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
So do you think there's like a sack full of runs laying around, and if we empty it one game, there's no more for the next?
Actually, I might be close to believing this.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
We scored 11 against KC. Two days later we score 2 runs.
We scored 11 against TB on Sunday. Two days later we score 1 run. I dunno, it’s a weird coincidence.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
I'm actually really liking my description above. I'll call it the Sack Theory.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I wish we could save them in a little Piggy Bank for runs
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Wonder what would have happend if Branyan didn't run himself off the bases twice in the
game with less than 2 outs.
Rudy4three - August 11, 2009
Can we just blame Batista?
MFAN - August 11, 2009
Batista's suck rubbed off on Aardsma.
I buy it.
xero3k - August 11, 2009
Batista cursed Aardsma's ass donut.
I Lick Squirrels - August 11, 2009
Too bad there weren't any fights
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Alexei Ramirez looks like an alien
peetah - August 11, 2009
He looks anerexic. How can someone that skinny get a homerun?
Sinking Away - August 11, 2009
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msb - August 11, 2009
You should see the buffet he was running toward. Gorgeous.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
she*
That’s Catherine Ndereba…but really all you need to know is guys don’t wear tops like that.
RunningFool - August 11, 2009
Speak for yourself. I'm very comfy in mine.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I was going for the win. not the gender :)
msb - August 11, 2009
I felt like something bad was going to happen.
Constantly throwing fastballs is just such a bad idea that was going to catch up to Aard eventually.
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
We didn't lose any ground in the WC!
BRKLN M'S - August 11, 2009
Boston won.
xero3k - August 11, 2009
Not in his head, they didn't.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
"If I close my eyes I'm invisible."
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
Doug Fister is the man
Corco - August 11, 2009
Dude, we lost the game. We have to kill him.
Don’t get all attachy.
kevin_ess - August 11, 2009
I enjoyed watching him baffle Jim Thome with nothing more than crap
Corco - August 11, 2009
I really want him to make t-shirts
that he gives to his strikeout victims that say YOU GOT FISTED on them.
pdb - August 12, 2009
Dear Dennis
I’m sorry I struck you out. I’m sure your family is embarrassed of you, since you just got publically fisted. Signed, Douglas.
Mariners Baseball. A new day, a new way, BIATCH.
CapSea - August 12, 2009
The curve he buckled Quentin with was magical
Steven was taken - August 11, 2009
I'm really happy for Mr. Fister.
One start in, and I can’t imagine ANYONE disliking him! That’s rare.
JamMasterJesus - August 11, 2009
I was at this game tonight
and besides the obvious elation over Fister and disgust over Aardsma, I was very perplexed by a group of guys who had Jack Wilson’s name painted on their chests. Just seemed a little odd…
Torrid - August 11, 2009
Those guys were awesome.
Eyebrows - August 12, 2009
They needed RUN HOME JACK signs like the pirates in Hook
d0nkey - August 12, 2009
YES YES YES
royalcurve - August 12, 2009
I bet Fister is glad his first name isn't Will! *Chuckles at this horrible joke*
Coach Owens - August 11, 2009
He does, however
Wish his first name was Vagina.
Jordan of Boise - August 11, 2009
What horrible parenting.
SethGrandpa - August 11, 2009
His parents named his brother 'Dry'
Eldukey - August 11, 2009
Do you even know what this means?
Robert - August 12, 2009
Didn't watch the game, but looking at Fangraphs' play log....
Can someone explain what happened here in the 9th inning twice?
“Advance-No Play”
“Advance-No Play”
With Branyan at bat and Beltre on base.
Wild pitch? Balk? Stolen base attempt ruled as catcher indifference?
Benne - August 12, 2009
Fielder's indifference, twice
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Gotcha.
Benne - August 12, 2009
Question about this..
I understand taking 2nd.. but 3rd? Really?
Why would you chance getting thrown out there? Or did I miss him getting a 40’ lead at 2nd..
d0nkey - August 12, 2009
Zero risk
No one was going to throw.
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Also, they had the shift on.
Nobody was covering third.
Eyebrows - August 12, 2009
Wow
I change my avatar and the next day the guy with the hilarious picture beats us. What a coincidence.
Snowman1025 - August 12, 2009
Make your avatar Rob Johnson or someone tomorrow.
I Lick Squirrels - August 12, 2009
I'm assuming this was on the tv broadcast, but just in case -
There were a bunch of guys in left field with their shirts off, doing Jack Wilson chants. They were so loud at one point I thought there was a Sounders match next door. He even gave them a little hat tip! Aw Jack.
royalcurve - August 12, 2009
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