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by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 12, 2009 10:26 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners Game Threads
I don't even remember this.
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my prediction
Will Kier - August 12, 2009 reply
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009 reply
magistermilitum - August 12, 2009 reply
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009 reply
My prediction.
Big Jared - August 12, 2009 reply
uw_chris - August 12, 2009 reply
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009 reply
gregrabble - August 12, 2009 reply
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009 reply
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009 reply
NO.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009 reply
section331 - August 12, 2009 reply
Having a child has its drawbacks.
I know what you mean.
Sort of unavoidable unless I lock her in a Skinner box for 10 years or so.
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009 reply
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009 reply
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009 reply
him if he did
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009 reply
He now owes fellatio to Ryan Langerhands.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009 reply
Kermit. - August 12, 2009 reply
royalcurve - August 12, 2009 reply
Benne - August 12, 2009 reply
esoteric - August 12, 2009 reply
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009 reply
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009 reply
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009 reply
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009 reply
I’m going to try and get some photos of him before the Yankees make him their bitch. :/
katal - August 12, 2009 reply
You have a point…
Heydude - August 12, 2009 reply
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009 reply
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009 reply
I bet that is on purpose.
Don’t tell me what you see in Rorschach inkblots.
And I can’t say I’m too disappointed.
JLC - August 12, 2009 reply
xero3k - August 12, 2009 reply
PLU Tim - August 12, 2009 reply
Poochie - August 12, 2009 reply
Player A
as some faggy beard design on Player A’s face. It all comes together
Ken Griffey Jr. hitting my fastball into the right field seats.
Interceptor - August 12, 2009 reply
Mikky - August 12, 2009 reply
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009 reply
Fear - August 12, 2009 reply
James F'n X - August 12, 2009 reply
Do it Loafie
HARRYP09 - August 12, 2009 reply
Manzanillos Cup - August 12, 2009 reply
I’d still be broke.
he pimps bases
I like this.
svart aske - August 12, 2009 reply
Anyway, it’s 12:30, give me some slack here.
Dewey N - August 13, 2009 reply
I wanna go to bed, but I’ve invested so much!!!
Goose - August 12, 2009 reply
Just glad I’m not actually there…
Is that a used copy of Hudson Hawk?
The beer all over the store. The girl’s whimper as the guy hands her his beer. The ass shot at the end of the commercial.
I love beer commercials because they’re so gratuitous, and I wish I could write them for a living.
Especially if the Ms win.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009 reply
msb - August 12, 2009 reply
Come on Jax, bear down and get a DP!
way to get out of the way there Jak
to get another long guy up here
It would’ve hit off of second base and ricocheted right into the 1B man’s glove for the out.
pmc47 - August 12, 2009 reply
What was Jenks throwing, a hard slider or does he have a splitter in his repertoire? This streaming game is kind of herky jerky, it’s hard to tell how fast the pitches are moving
I remember seeing the one he got Quentin looking on and was fairly impressed.
Its the 14th and this game is just 3.5 hours long.
POST POST POST!
BUUUZZZZZZZZZZ
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009 reply
w00tah - August 12, 2009 reply
Would be nice though.
Me and the cat.
She’s a Yankees fan.
They are, however, snappy dressers.
With feeling, now….
This Wave sucks.
Clutch pitching time!
surely you jest
Minor victories people.
Just my personal opinion.
NOT POSSIBLE!
He’s f-ing slow.
about how to tell an umpire to fuck off
Hancock.Brett - August 12, 2009 reply
ie. “11 pitch at bat”
That’s what.
No really… nothing
lots of runs Rob Johnson failing
BrianL - August 12, 2009 reply
drblacknwhite - August 12, 2009 reply
SIT DOWN!
CWS and SEA are #1 and 2 in the AL for most errors.
That better defensive players get more errors because they have greater range
That small amount is vastly overblown by non-SABR people.
Come on…
OceanBird - August 12, 2009 reply
when he has to stretch out his ramblings to 14 innings, he can’t do it.
They just teed up on the pitchers.
Graham MacAree - August 12, 2009 reply
least likely strikeout
ZOOM!
I’d take it.
Karma Police - August 12, 2009 reply
Kid was just drafted LAST year, went basically straight up and has head an amazing rookie year.
It’s just Van Damme being Van Damme.
How do you like your new nicnkame?
and tonight is a special occasion so it deserves special treatment!
I want to wake up tomorrow and see it in the 47th inning.
Torrid - August 12, 2009 reply
If made into a big sign and placed on the side of a building
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009 reply
GRIFFEY…SAUNDERS…LEFTY!!!
When he was still with the D-Backs. I was there, so awesome.
Because that would make this game awesome.
This one is just a shitty knockoff Tony Pena.
But Sweeney’s at bats look even more meek.
and every time I think “maybe that was hit slowly enough that he can beat it out.”
Turns out, not so much.
This umpire’s zone is starting to slip badly.
Zu Long - August 12, 2009 reply
Grady Clapp - August 12, 2009 reply
I really hope they can resign Beltre, just for Red’s sake.
Beltre is 5 spots away from Type A free agency. His score is 71.43. Chone Figgins, the lowest of the Type A’s, has a score of 72.79.
if assuming Elias doesn’t use UZR at least
Another bad call, if you want to go home, call it fair.
This ump needs a red bull, he’s falling asleep
Ugh
Asshat.
LETS DO THIS!
Come on let us go to bed!
Now stop.
since it was invented he hasn’t made a single mistake!
BTW: Hannnahan’s favorite movie: Slapshot, according to the Diamondvision. This wins. The end.
And then it’s times like these that fortify me in my surliness.
The fans are about as clever and as classy as one might expect White Sock fans to be.
uh…LF?
HE’S A FUCKIN ROBOT
IT’S GRIFFEY HEROICS TIME!
works every time
Yahtzee.
Why???
Robert - August 12, 2009 reply
Northwest profile #69
HO
Is issuing you a cease and desist order
Steven was taken - August 12, 2009 reply
UNPOSSIBLE!
Don’t care.
Really?
Something NOT down the middle?
A f-ed up version of “Casey at the Bat”?
YES
9320R02CIMO[IWEMF[IUAWEFN[OIN ER9=]F
SOUND THE ALARM!
GRIFFEY!
GRIFFEY!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!!!!
Finally.
KEN GRIFFEY JR.!
NOT A BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
Tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachmaninoff - August 12, 2009 reply
GRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I m hrny ass fuck!!!!!!!!!
MarinerFaninAZ - August 12, 2009 reply
FUCK!
MARINERS WIN!
Jeff Nye - August 12, 2009 reply
“GET FOUL…. IT WON’T! DAT GUMMIT!”
He didn’t say that. Rec removed.
Wilder. - August 12, 2009 reply
I have already stated that I was just guessing that’s what he said. I’m sure whatever he did say was annoying and fucking retarded though
gregrabble - August 13, 2009 reply
Just silence.
Wilder. - August 13, 2009 reply
Guess Wak was saving it.
Good night, everyone.
Maybe this will be a lesson learned that pinch hitting can work
WHITE SOX LOSE, MARINERS WIN!
Good choice
Red is the reason we won this game.
Bad back and all
BrettJMiller - August 12, 2009 via mobile reply
that was fun
gilmeche55 - August 12, 2009 reply
No seriously, it was.
Slow Country - August 12, 2009 reply
Seriously, dude kicks his ass.
why didn’t Griffey pinch hit earlier?
By the way, I’ve always wondered – what do you guys think of Brad Adam? Obviously Krueger is an idiot, but I’ve rarely heard anyone mention Adam
He was joking, sort of. It was easy to read in between the lines at the least.
Wak said something about getting Griff in around 9:30, and so home for a nice dinner — I
couldn’t tell if he was saying it, or quoting Griffey :)
FOUR LITTLE NUMBERS!
ralphie81 - August 12, 2009 reply
JAH - August 12, 2009 reply
Do you have a 15 minute bladder, or something?
Old but still f-ing awesome.
Jack Moore - August 12, 2009 reply
I clearly picked the best one to watch.
what’s Wilson’s status?
Also heard him say “My hat is off [to Hannahan]”….with his hat on.
Because that was MAGIC.
Aly Edge - August 12, 2009 reply
*Rob Johnson aside
This is fucking hilarious, I’ve never heard him do that before
High pitched, doing a little bit telling this story. Good stuff
‘This is a team that will not give up, they will not give up ’til the post season, they’re coming after Boston, they’re coming after LA"
That is insult to educated sports fan stoner…[bong sounds]cough cough….I mean most really under…hold, where did my twinkie go?
n.crees - August 12, 2009 reply
seattlebruin - August 12, 2009 reply
You know, after viewing that takeout at thrird again, I hope Beltre didn’t re-aggravate his shoulder.
He will have a third arm by the time he wakes up in the morning.
kevin_ess - August 13, 2009 reply
w00tah - August 13, 2009 reply
Please oh please find someone else to handle the postgame.
Jeff!
JamMasterJesus - August 13, 2009 reply
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18 innings
my prediction
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Guti walk off
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
our bullpen isn't strong enough to last 18
magistermilitum - August 12, 2009
jaka!
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009
Miguel Batista loses this game.
My prediction.
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
actually I'll go with this
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
So Jak throws 6 shutout innings?
uw_chris - August 12, 2009
HURRY THE FUCK UP
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
So that wasn't close to being a strike
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Hannah Montana will win it
my prediction
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
She doesn't play baseball
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Seriously, it's not going to stick.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Please stop using this nickname because oh my God it is terrible
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
It's the Best of Both Wo-
NO.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Flagged for knowing a Hannah Montana song
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
He does have a daughter....
section331 - August 12, 2009
I could quote you lines from that show.
Having a child has its drawbacks.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I'm stuck on Spongebob and other random cartoons...
I know what you mean.
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009
A "tween" daughter, no less.
Sort of unavoidable unless I lock her in a Skinner box for 10 years or so.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Jenks already pitched
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Stop.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Stop. This isn't going to catch on.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
I would have sex with
him if he did
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
I have a friend whom made a deal like this.
He now owes fellatio to Ryan Langerhands.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
What was the risk?
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Being wrong. Then you lose twice.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Don't take this crap from them. Be persistent.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
I really wish I'd introduced myself at that softball game
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Any reason in particular?
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Good sense of humor, if I had to pick one
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
I believe you were bald? If so, I remember you.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
He was bald with a hat
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
His hat was not hairy.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Burn!
royalcurve - August 12, 2009
More like sunburn
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Hat is my hair color, I tagged a few pictures on LL FB.
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Do you dye it, or is it natural?
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Dude that hat is so old it's just stains at this point
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Please end this game before we get to Batista Time.
Benne - August 12, 2009
WHAT KIND OF CALLED STRIKE WAS THAT ROBOTS BRING ME ROBOTS
esoteric - August 12, 2009
as long as a walkoff occurs I will be happy
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
The umpire wants to go home
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
Well he's taking the wrong approach
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Apparently the umpire thinks you can win -1 to 0.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Egads they're still going.
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
14 k's is pretty impressive.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
Looks like Snell is on his own tomorrow....
section331 - August 12, 2009
I believe.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
I want to
I’m going to try and get some photos of him before the Yankees make him their bitch. :/
section331 - August 12, 2009
That is probably how he'd like it
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Albeit in a darkened room. On a grey day.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
What, because he's depressed?
katal - August 12, 2009
Social Anxiety Disorder!
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Heh
You have a point…
section331 - August 12, 2009
Pretty much.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
TITS AND OLSON
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Gutz!
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
If he swings at the first pitch I swear to Jesus
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
How many pitchers do they have left?
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
Alright, stop holding the game up.
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
GUTI !!!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
The 21 kind of looks like a dong about to enter a rectum.
I bet that is on purpose.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
No it doesn't
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
That's one optical illusion I'm not picking up on.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
You could see it of you tried.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
*if
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Jesus. Really? Huh.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Do me a favor.
Don’t tell me what you see in Rorschach inkblots.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
I don't see it...
And I can’t say I’m too disappointed.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
I see, so what do you see here?
JLC - August 12, 2009
Moster/Spider thing.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Squirrel?
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Squirrel
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Rabid gerbil?
xero3k - August 12, 2009
Pelvis and ovaries
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Same here.
PLU Tim - August 12, 2009
Handprint on Gutz' ass
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
two goblins and a lobster
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
a flying lobster
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Grinning monkey
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Does anyone else see Rob Johnson dropping a pitch?
JLC - August 12, 2009
No, but I see Wakamatsu putting Sweeney in the lineup at DH, batting cleanup...
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
...Yes...
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Penises
Poochie - August 12, 2009
The number 21 entering a rectum
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
God, finally
JLC - August 12, 2009
Bat hanging upside-down with two women wearing bonnets in the upper corners.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
I asked you not to do that. >:(
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Damn, sorry. Thought it was open to all.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Holy Fuck
Player A
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
I think it's more like his tattoo.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Look at the white space at the bottom
as some faggy beard design on Player A’s face. It all comes together
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
A Dave Sims hat.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Seahorse and tiki man
royalcurve - August 12, 2009
This has spurred the greatest subthread ever.
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009
We all deserve to be institutionalized
JLC - August 12, 2009
At least it won't be lonely.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
I see
Ken Griffey Jr. hitting my fastball into the right field seats.
Interceptor - August 12, 2009
I'ma go with two flying baby carriages and a big floaty chicken thing in the middle.
Mikky - August 12, 2009
C'mon Loafie!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
He could score from first on a double, yeah?
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
He'll be running on contact, so yes.
Fear - August 12, 2009
Time for some CLUTCH.
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
'The Mob Goes Wild' will hopefully be appropriate.
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
I love you because you know who Clutch is!!!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Everyone should, frankly.
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
In typical Lopez fashion, watch him erase a hideous night at the plate with a GW hit
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
HE DIDN'T SWING
JLC - August 12, 2009
HE DIDN'T SWING AGAIN
Benne - August 12, 2009
Another GW hit
Do it Loafie
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
I like that ball.
HARRYP09 - August 12, 2009
FUCK YES HUGE
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Runner in scoring position!
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
OH SHIT
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
Guti!!
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Stolen base!
katal - August 12, 2009
Single ends it
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Stolen!
section331 - August 12, 2009
That was gutsy and awesome
Manzanillos Cup - August 12, 2009
C'Mon, let's do it right here.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
If I had a nickle for every time I heard that.
I’d still be broke.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
I wonder if Lopez loves Guti like a brother
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Gotta love someone like a brother right
Poochie - August 12, 2009
I like Guti so I hope not
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
Gootch don't steal bases
he pimps bases
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
NOW IS THE TIME
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
To go to the 14th
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
I tend to think of Franklin Gutierrez as being Sizemore-lite.
I like this.
katal - August 12, 2009
Guti is rocking Sizemore this year
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
I kind of think of him as being better than Sizemore.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
JESUS ASS
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Well fuck.
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
COCKS
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
FUCK
Benne - August 12, 2009
This game is never going to end
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Clutch K, Loafie.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
MUST SLEEP
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
That pitch was pretty tough to hit
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
His brother literally could've had a better at bat
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
HAHAHA
svart aske - August 12, 2009
His brother would have had greater plate discipline.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
That was the joke
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
I thought you liked it when the joke was spelled out.
Anyway, it’s 12:30, give me some slack here.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
I know what I like
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Do you?
Dewey N - August 13, 2009
No angels in this outfield.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
Frick
I wanna go to bed, but I’ve invested so much!!!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
What a stalemate.
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
Sadly, that doesn't win games.
xero3k - August 12, 2009
That was a horrible pitch.
Goose - August 12, 2009
AHAHAHAH Lopez struck out on an obvious ball.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
As long as we're done by 11, I should be ok....
section331 - August 12, 2009
I most certainly wouldn't count on that
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Especially if Tits comes in.
Benne - August 12, 2009
I don't know that I would, either
Just glad I’m not actually there…
section331 - August 12, 2009
We're done when Tits comes into the game.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
.
Is that a used copy of Hudson Hawk?
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
Keystone Commercial.
The beer all over the store. The girl’s whimper as the guy hands her his beer. The ass shot at the end of the commercial.
I love beer commercials because they’re so gratuitous, and I wish I could write them for a living.
katal - August 12, 2009
That outing vs Tampa is just sticking in my mind. Just a matter of tie with this guy.
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Not a bad game for my birthday
Especially if the Ms win.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
I find it hard to believe this game will remain scoreless.
msb - August 12, 2009
Wait until Selig gets involved.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
21 LOB
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Damnit.
Come on Jax, bear down and get a DP!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Jak hurts the team by not taking that in the ankle and making an out.
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
Well that was irritating
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
WOW
way to get out of the way there Jak
Manzanillos Cup - August 12, 2009
Maybe this game and the fact NYY is coming in leads to a DFA of Batista
to get another long guy up here
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
If Kotsay's hit was against the Angels
It would’ve hit off of second base and ricocheted right into the 1B man’s glove for the out.
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
That's because the ghost of Adenhart is helping them.
katal - August 12, 2009
Being played by Christopher Lloyd
pmc47 - August 12, 2009
I believe you are onto something
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Quit trying to save face
Poochie - August 12, 2009
His curveball almost looks sharp in relief
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
So that is his curveball? That is pretty sharp
What was Jenks throwing, a hard slider or does he have a splitter in his repertoire? This streaming game is kind of herky jerky, it’s hard to tell how fast the pitches are moving
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Biting curve
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Speaking of curves, how decent would Fister's be if he had any idea where it was going?
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
How much of an idea?
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Just up or down would be fine with me.
I remember seeing the one he got Quentin looking on and was fairly impressed.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Any.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
This seems like a vague question
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Just give the poor guy an answer so he can sleep tonight.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Really good
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
I've heard biting curve used a few times, is it the same as a forkball?
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Not the same thing but the movement is similarly sharp and severe
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Quit trying to save face
Poochie - August 12, 2009
Lick my giblets
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Most amazing thing
Its the 14th and this game is just 3.5 hours long.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
I am sitting on gif gold but refuse to post it until the game is over
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
gif silver
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
A decent gif
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
I went from excited to moderately intrigued.
POST POST POST!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Sears catalog
JLC - August 12, 2009
Now unhook me from this thing, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!
BUUUZZZZZZZZZZ
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
A gif I spent eleven minutes struggling through MLB.tv DVR to make and stubbornly refuse to throw away without posting
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
you'll crack by 11:30
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Do we get it regardless of outcome?
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
You make it sound dirty
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
Yes
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Cock Teasing Bitch!
PLU Tim - August 12, 2009
Why do you tease us?
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
fat m's fan is bored
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
I can't believe we have to watch Sweeney bat again
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
is that Johnson still at catcher?
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Sadly, yes.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Its almost like Wak doesnt want to get a run.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
Hey skip, can I get a blow today?
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Oh Sims...
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
m's need a dp rite here
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
No they don't
Would be nice though.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Shut up Blowers. No one sympathizes with either catchers cause they are both hated.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Not to mention Rob just had two days off
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
I like when Rob Johnson blocks pitches.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
He can do that ?!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
I just saw him do it, I swear.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
I don't believe you.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
I'm super serial!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
END THIS FUCKING AB ALREADY
Benne - August 12, 2009
I think I'm going to start the Wave.
section331 - August 12, 2009
In your living room?
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Yep
Me and the cat.
section331 - August 12, 2009
Awesome.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Except for the fact that
She’s a Yankees fan.
section331 - August 12, 2009
Cats aren't sensible.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
They are not
They are, however, snappy dressers.
section331 - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!!!
msb - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!!!!
section331 - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!!!!!!
msb - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!!!!!
section331 - August 12, 2009
WHEEEEE!
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!!!!!
section331 - August 12, 2009
I got distracted.
msb - August 12, 2009
....Wheee!!!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Wheeee!!!!!!!!
section331 - August 12, 2009
Wheeee!!!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Wheee?????
msb - August 12, 2009
Wheeeee!!!!!
With feeling, now….
section331 - August 12, 2009
yyyyYYYEAH!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
msb - August 12, 2009
Wheee!!!!!
section331 - August 12, 2009
bbbbBBBYAH!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
I think I'm going to put a towel on my head...
section331 - August 12, 2009
My cat is just staring at me.
msb - August 12, 2009
Mine is sleeping
This Wave sucks.
section331 - August 12, 2009
CHI 8, 9, 1 hitters = 6-for-15. Rest of lineup = 4-for-31.
Clutch pitching time!
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
ump
surely you jest
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Hoooooly Christ
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
On the plus side, the longer this goes the less chance Rob Johnson plays tomorrow.
Minor victories people.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Am I the only one who is starting to hate Rob Johnson less and less?
Manzanillos Cup - August 12, 2009
Yes.
Benne - August 12, 2009
I hate him more and more by the day.
Just my personal opinion.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Probably.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Wakamatsu will play another C when Johnson is healthy?
NOT POSSIBLE!
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
No you don't send Kotsay
He’s f-ing slow.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Yes Jakubauskas is much more likely to K a batter than induce a groundball
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Oh fuck you Jak
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
What...the...fuck...
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
oh god
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Well that was pretty shitty
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
This would be a fine time for a DP.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Rorschach tests need to become a regular event in future extra inning games
JLC - August 12, 2009
Love it, as long as it is only in extra innings.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
impart some knowledge
about how to tell an umpire to fuck off
Hancock.Brett - August 12, 2009
C'mon Sparta
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
It takes the luster of of the broadcast when you can here the stat guy feed Sims the stats.
ie. “11 pitch at bat”
ColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
That random "Helloooo!" was amusing.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
I've just had a shower, what'd I miss?
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
Whiole lot of zeros
That’s what.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
A couple scoreless innings and fail on both teams.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
So nothing unusual then.
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
Nothing
No really… nothing
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
umm
lots of
runsRob Johnson failingColeFitz88 - August 12, 2009
Seattle has really embraced this defense stuff
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Z's influnce is spreading
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
SIT DOWN SCOTT!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Wooo!
BrianL - August 12, 2009
Kay!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
15 K's
drblacknwhite - August 12, 2009
Bendy stuff.
SIT DOWN!
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Podsednik makes some things better
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Funny thing about the D
CWS and SEA are #1 and 2 in the AL for most errors.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Errors are a retarded stat
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Indeed.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
I'm starting to think UZR might settle the age old defense argument
That better defensive players get more errors because they have greater range
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
They impart some amount of useful information, namely a brain fart.
That small amount is vastly overblown by non-SABR people.
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
Hey Blowers said something everyone else noticed 20 minutes ago.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Jack'K'd
Come on…
OceanBird - August 12, 2009
Blowers is even worse
when he has to stretch out his ramblings to 14 innings, he can’t do it.
Hancock.Brett - August 12, 2009
How did this team beat the Yankees three of four?
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
I was there for two of the games
They just teed up on the pitchers.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
The same way we will.
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
Damn that curveball looks good tonight.
BrianL - August 12, 2009
Wait seriously
Graham MacAree - August 12, 2009
YES!
BrianL - August 12, 2009
BECKHAM FAIL!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
YES YES YES YES I LOVE YOU AGAIN JAK
Benne - August 12, 2009
wtf
least likely strikeout
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Wowza.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
K
ZOOM!
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
Jakubauskas!!!!!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
Wow, back to back strikeouts
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
JAK!!!
Heydude - August 12, 2009
K!
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
SIT DOWN.
xero3k - August 12, 2009
HOLY CRAP JAK!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Sparta'd
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
OSTRICH I LOVE YOU SO HARD!
section331 - August 12, 2009
Second time K'ing Beckham with the same pitch.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
Neat
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Happy Ostrich!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
YAY!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
STUPID LLAMAS!
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
I'd love a Branyan Blast just about now
I’d take it.
OceanBird - August 12, 2009
That's not all I would take from Branyan...
Karma Police - August 12, 2009
Now please end this game so I can go to bed.
Benne - August 12, 2009
Gordon Beckham has been terrible tonight.
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
ROY!!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
I think he may be hittng the rookie wall
Kid was just drafted LAST year, went basically straight up and has head an amazing rookie year.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
He's a beast. Love his game, but tonight he's had a rough time
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Let's get FIRED UP!!!!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Such a classiv because it's a gif you don't have to alter.
It’s just Van Damme being Van Damme.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
You seriously need to stop.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Unless you want to become our new pinata.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
I don't understand what he did wrong here
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Whatever, it seems my sensibilities are all out of whack.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
I liked it personally.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Showing up and posting a bunch of images isn't real endearing
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
And coming up with retarded nicknames doesn't help either.
Goose - August 12, 2009
From now I dub thee "Loosey Goosey!"
How do you like your new nicnkame?
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Wouldn't be the first time I've been called that.
Goose - August 12, 2009
I'm going to call you Hannah Montana.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Ok, I laughed at that.
Goose - August 12, 2009
I've been around for a little while
and tonight is a special occasion so it deserves special treatment!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
It seems your'e not all bad. I'll dance.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
I could get used to these K's.
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
RUSSELL WILL DELIVER US.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
So why wasn't that promo done when the Giants came to town?
Goose - August 12, 2009
I never want this game to end though
I want to wake up tomorrow and see it in the 47th inning.
OceanBird - August 12, 2009
RUNS COCK TACOS
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
At first when I read this I didn't string the words together and thought this was one of the most random outbursts I had ever seen.
Torrid - August 12, 2009
I'm trying to decide how this would be interpreted
If made into a big sign and placed on the side of a building
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Please end this madness
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
I like how the bat boy thinks he's somehow a part of that celebration
JLC - August 12, 2009
WHY THE FUCK IS SWEENEY STILL IN THIS GAME
Benne - August 12, 2009
Wak got an abridged version of MLB's rules, without the section on pinch hitting.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
VETERAN LEADERSHIP
xero3k - August 12, 2009
Probably the same mystery reason Rob Johnson is still in the game.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Saving the bench guys for the 27th.
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
WAK!!! PINCH HIT!!!!
GRIFFEY…SAUNDERS…LEFTY!!!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Didn't Griffey hit his PH 2 run bomb off this guy?
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
What is this "PH" you speak of?
Karma Police - August 12, 2009
Yes
When he was still with the D-Backs. I was there, so awesome.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Don Wakamatsu is a fucking retard.
Goose - August 12, 2009
I bet he uses errors
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Wait, why isn't this Tony Pena the awesome shortstop Tony Pena who is now becoming a relief pitcher?
Because that would make this game awesome.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Or Tony Pena the awesome catcher and manager?
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Those two are father-son related, I believe.
This one is just a shitty knockoff Tony Pena.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Lousy Mexican imitations
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Probably a lot of lead and dangerous substances in him.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Jesus, I never thought I would miss Turbo
But Sweeney’s at bats look even more meek.
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
This is one of the worst managed games we've had since McClaren.
Goose - August 12, 2009
He's not even managing.
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
I've seen three slow ground balls tonight out of Sweeney
and every time I think “maybe that was hit slowly enough that he can beat it out.”
Turns out, not so much.
pmc47 - August 12, 2009
Im just hoping he combusts as he hits the bag
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
RED~!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
BELTRE!
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
YO ADRIAN!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
RALLY LION!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
YES
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Wow,
This umpire’s zone is starting to slip badly.
Zu Long - August 12, 2009
He is gettin tired too..
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009
BELTRE!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
THE MAGIC OF RED!
Grady Clapp - August 12, 2009
King Awesome!
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Red better go home happy
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
FALSE HOPE!!!!!!!
Benne - August 12, 2009
Obligatory : Red!
Torrid - August 12, 2009
Red's got the section to himself.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I like that Sims just referred to Red by name.
katal - August 12, 2009
RED!
I really hope they can resign Beltre, just for Red’s sake.
pmc47 - August 12, 2009
King Awesome!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
I think Red inspired that hit.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
WHERE IS HE ON ALL THE STUPID AT BATS
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Success rate is the same as Beltre's batting average.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
Aw shit
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
According to Bajek
Beltre is 5 spots away from Type A free agency. His score is 71.43. Chone Figgins, the lowest of the Type A’s, has a score of 72.79.
JLC - August 12, 2009
Fucking Figgins having a career year. Bad timing for us,
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
I read that wrong. Thought he was just behind Figgins
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
This statement is not correct
if assuming Elias doesn’t use UZR at least
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Isn't that still, like, really far away?
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
Pretty far, considering how little time is left
JLC - August 12, 2009
What happened to Beltre?
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Russ really wanted that one.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
What the fuck, ump?
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
Maybe he's paid by the inning.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
BULLFUCKINGSHIT
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Not even close.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
BS BLUE!
Another bad call, if you want to go home, call it fair.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
ROBOTS!
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
Awesome
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
How the hell is that a strike?
This ump needs a red bull, he’s falling asleep
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Terrible strike 2 call on Russell
Ugh
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
I respectfully disagree with your strike call, ump.
Asshat.
xero3k - August 12, 2009
GOD
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
That should be strike 2!
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
COME ON JACK!
LETS DO THIS!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
That was strike 2 Russ, where are you going?
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
Hannah Montana time!!!!
Come on let us go to bed!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
IT IS NEVER HANNAH MONTANA TIME
Karma Police - August 12, 2009
STOP IT
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
Are you retarded
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
You've been warned.
Now stop.
katal - August 12, 2009
Dont diss the name
since it was invented he hasn’t made a single mistake!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Except you didn't invent it
Karma Police - August 12, 2009
NO
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
I prefer Hanrahan, your wife is a lesbian!
BTW: Hannnahan’s favorite movie: Slapshot, according to the Diamondvision. This wins. The end.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
Ugh.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
I;m going to freak out.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Sometimes I think I'm just a humorless prick around here.
And then it’s times like these that fortify me in my surliness.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Indeed.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Flagged for annoyance.
Goose - August 12, 2009
I love you.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
I'd hit it
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Can't the home plate guy switch with a base umpire?
Heydude - August 12, 2009
OH HEY PH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
By this I mean Griffey's on deck for Johnson.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Maybe the ump saw an eye floater
JLC - August 12, 2009
Just finished scrolling through the game thread at South Side Sox.
The fans are about as clever and as classy as one might expect White Sock fans to be.
katal - August 12, 2009
Why would you do that?
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
Fuck, finally Griffey on deck.
w00tah - August 12, 2009
Griffey is in
uh…LF?
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
Wak ball at it's best
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
No. Kenji would replace him at C.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Good.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Ruh Roh.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Even Reddy the Robot knows that call sucked.
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
Of course he does.
HE’S A FUCKIN ROBOT
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Griffey sighting!!!
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
Griffey sighting
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Two batters too late!!!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
An inning too late.
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Take your walk Hannahan
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
WALK THIS WAY JACK!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY TIME
BrianL - August 12, 2009
Hanna-walk!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
HANNAWALK!!!!!!!!
Benne - August 12, 2009
PH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
Hannahan!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
Hannahan!
IT’S GRIFFEY HEROICS TIME!
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY TIME!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Walkahann!
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY TIME!!!!!
Heydude - August 12, 2009
HJ Jackie!
Poochie - August 12, 2009
Bend and snap
works every time
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
Goose - August 12, 2009
Oh God and Baby Jesus.......
section331 - August 12, 2009
Let this be a moment of destiny, Junior.
esoteric - August 12, 2009
Griffey up in this motherfucker
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
It's never iffy when it's Griffry.
Yahtzee.
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
Griffey!!!
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
I want him to strike out so bad.
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
What?
Why???
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Because it would be fucking hilarious
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
He obviously wasn't here in 1995
Robert - August 12, 2009
Neither were you
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
I was born and breed in Seattle
Northwest profile #69
Robert - August 12, 2009
So badly that it scores a run!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
OH
Robert - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEEEEEEEEY
Mikky - August 12, 2009
Come on Griffey!
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
MY
Robert - August 12, 2009
GOD
Robert - August 12, 2009
HEY
HO
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
ITS GRIFFDAWG
Robert - August 12, 2009
Fred Mcgriff
Is issuing you a cease and desist order
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Super Star >>> Superstar
Steven was taken - August 12, 2009
C'mon, JR, it's still Irish Heritage night!!!!!
msb - August 12, 2009
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
Goose - August 12, 2009
Give me that Old Time Religion
PLU Tim - August 12, 2009
Hell yes! Best home run call of the season
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
GRIFF DONG THE BALL IS GONE
Robert - August 12, 2009
Blowers sounds finished. Has he even been speaking?
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
All we need is a blooper pussy hit
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
Here comes a bloop base hit
JLC - August 12, 2009
Then he injures his knees when the team mobs him
JLC - August 12, 2009
Junior is PHing?
UNPOSSIBLE!
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
COME ON GRIFFEY
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
DINGER TMIE
Poochie - August 12, 2009
I'd take a chump single
Don’t care.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Setting up like a bull?
Really?
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
So....are we swinging today Griff?
Goose - August 12, 2009
What is Griffey waiting for?
Something NOT down the middle?
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Jeez Grif, what was wrong with those two?
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Right...down the middle.
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Wait he homered off Tony Pena as a DBack
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Well this was well timed
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Why does this fell like
A f-ed up version of “Casey at the Bat”?
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
WIN
appleshampoo - August 12, 2009
GODDAMN RIGHT
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BrianL - August 12, 2009
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Goose - August 12, 2009
that was nice
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
YESYESYESYES
YES
Torrid - August 12, 2009
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
WOOOOHOOOOOO
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
That was drilled
Aaron Campeau - August 12, 2009
THE OLD MAN DID IT!
BrianL - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!111
IceStormV1 - August 12, 2009
YES!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY GRIFFEY GRIFFEY
pmc47 - August 12, 2009
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
SIRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
FGLKJNRE[OFIUM
9320R02CIMO[IWEMF[IUAWEFN[OIN ER9=]F
section331 - August 12, 2009
GRIFFY!!!!!
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY~!~!~!
SOUND THE ALARM!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
WIN!!!!!!!! YES JUNIOR!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
GRIFFDOG
Poochie - August 12, 2009
HEY GUYS
GRIFFEY!
pmc47 - August 12, 2009
gay
Robert - August 12, 2009
FINALLY!!!
GRIFFEY!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!!!!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
Griffbones crushes it!
Grady Clapp - August 12, 2009
Holy shit
Finally.
xero3k - August 12, 2009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Benne - August 12, 2009
Ladies and Gents I give you...
KEN GRIFFEY JR.!
magistermilitum - August 12, 2009
Finally
w00tah - August 12, 2009
HAPPY BIRTHRDAY TO ME!
NOT A BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENT!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BrianL - August 12, 2009
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goose - August 12, 2009
FUCKING GRIFFEY JR.!!!!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
WOOOOOO
Rachmaninoff - August 12, 2009
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heydude - August 12, 2009
Holy balls he actually did that
Graham MacAree - August 12, 2009
SIRENS SPINNING GRIFFEY HEAD SIRENS
GRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
JLC - August 12, 2009
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHGSSUXDHEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!111
I m hrny ass fuck!!!!!!!!!
PLU Tim - August 12, 2009
!
msb - August 12, 2009
Perfect finish
MarinerFaninAZ - August 12, 2009
FUCKING KEN FUCKING GRIFFEY FUCKING JUNIOR!
FUCK!
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
CRAZY WHAT PH'ING CAN DO.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
MY OHM Y!
MARINERS WIN!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
I wish they'd stop this rubber game stuff
Will Kier - August 12, 2009
There goes USSM!
Jeff Nye - August 12, 2009
Pshhh, couldn't he at least hit it out of the park?
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
THE KID RETURNS
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
EXCELLENT PINCH HITTING!
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
JOEY JOE JOE JR SHABADOOO!!!
Kenny Knows Sports - August 12, 2009
Hawk Harrelson
“GET FOUL…. IT WON’T! DAT GUMMIT!”
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Rec'd for Hawk misery.
Eyeball Kid - August 12, 2009
I'll have to punch up the archive tomorrow and listen to that
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Good idea
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
I'm just guessing that's what he said
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
What the fuck?
He didn’t say that. Rec removed.
Wilder. - August 12, 2009
I never claimed it was
I have already stated that I was just guessing that’s what he said. I’m sure whatever he did say was annoying and fucking retarded though
gregrabble - August 13, 2009
He didn't say anything.
Just silence.
Wilder. - August 13, 2009
PH for a win.
Guess Wak was saving it.
eponymous_coward - August 12, 2009
I SEE THE NUMBER 24 ENTERING HIS PENIS INTO SOUTH CHICAGO'S RECTUM
JLC - August 12, 2009
Whoa.
Crystal for DH - August 12, 2009
Numbers have penises?
w00tah - August 12, 2009
Sesame Street: After Dark
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
You aren't the only one.
jimmylauderdale - August 12, 2009
<3
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
If we wasnt so old he could have gotten to second on that
Robert - August 12, 2009
Few things warm my heart like the little sidebar cropping up with the deluge of new comments.
Torrid - August 12, 2009
win!!!
Mariner Melee - August 12, 2009
Put it on the board Hawk
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
Alright.
Good night, everyone.
section331 - August 12, 2009
Tony Pena is Griffey's bitch.
Goose - August 12, 2009
Must have seen Sosa reaching for his pepsi down the line there.
Zu Long - August 12, 2009
Wak pinch-hits for entertainment.
ThundaPC - August 12, 2009
No joke
Maybe this will be a lesson learned that pinch hitting can work
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
That was one shitty pitch
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Does he throw a breaking ball? Seems to just pump fastballs
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
That was either a shitty slider or, more likely, a shitty changeup
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Now I can finally get to work.. Thanks KGJ
seattlesundevil - August 12, 2009
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD!
WHITE SOX LOSE, MARINERS WIN!
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Beltre's voice sounds different
Robert - August 12, 2009
Injured his voicebox hustling
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
In honor of Griffey, I bring you his favorite superhero dancin!
Yoyogi - August 12, 2009
You should post on DRB.
Goose - August 12, 2009
I love the Bat Dance.
msb - August 12, 2009
That's some funny stuff.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
It's a Super Cool dance in regular speed.
msb - August 12, 2009
Jakubaustrich gets the win!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
I was going to post that picture like 10 minutes ago, but I'm lazy
Good choice
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
Let's be clear about this
Red is the reason we won this game.
Grady Clapp - August 12, 2009
Well, duh.
msb - August 12, 2009
He actually picked up some speed as he saw Rob bearing down on him out there
msb - August 12, 2009
Who wouldn't?
Torrid - August 12, 2009
Who was the guy climbing up high on the pile? Langerhans?
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
It was Branyan
Bad back and all
BrettJMiller - August 12, 2009 via mobile
Rob would've dropped him.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I'd run away from him too.
Heydude - August 12, 2009
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Poochie - August 12, 2009
Hope he doesn't get hurt during what is sure to be a super ambiguous walk-off celebration
BRKLN M'S - August 12, 2009
woohoo
that was fun
gilmeche55 - August 12, 2009
That was f-ing awesome
No seriously, it was.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
Cutest punching ever.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Awesome, so awesome...
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
What an awesome time to check the score.
Slow Country - August 12, 2009
Can Griffey face Pena all the time?
Seriously, dude kicks his ass.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
The first thought out of Brad Adams' mouth?
why didn’t Griffey pinch hit earlier?
msb - August 12, 2009
He may be onto something
By the way, I’ve always wondered – what do you guys think of Brad Adam? Obviously Krueger is an idiot, but I’ve rarely heard anyone mention Adam
gregrabble - August 12, 2009
He hides in Krueger's considerable shadow
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
Anus.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I don't mind the guy. He's kind of the the matter-of-fact dude of the bunch.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I knocked a piece of pizza out of his hand one time
Steven was taken - August 12, 2009
There was a shot of Griffey earlier, with Sweeney up against a RH pitcher
He was joking, sort of. It was easy to read in between the lines at the least.
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
We keep winning most of these games so Wak never has to answer to why he does these stupid things
Rudy4three - August 12, 2009
Several comments have been made post-game
Wak said something about getting Griff in around 9:30, and so home for a nice dinner — I
couldn’t tell if he was saying it, or quoting Griffey :)
msb - August 12, 2009
"Griffey said if I'da been a little amarter, I'da got him in sooner, and we could have been home for a good dinner"
msb - August 12, 2009
We deserve more runs for that.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Even the Match 4s are tolerable tonight.
FOUR LITTLE NUMBERS!
James F'n X - August 12, 2009
That's right
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
That's how you win 10 grand!
ralphie81 - August 12, 2009
So Jeff, where's the .gif we were promised?
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
I think Poochie is working on it
Robert - August 12, 2009
No, I got the stink eye for even mentioning it
Poochie - August 12, 2009
Will have its own post!
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
Oh! Wonderful.
SethGrandpa - August 12, 2009
And it's up!
Jeff Sullivan - August 12, 2009
I'm glad I didn't pee for hours waiting for this.
JAH - August 12, 2009
There are commercial breaks.
Do you have a 15 minute bladder, or something?
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I was at work where I can't leave the desk unless somebody relieves me.
JAH - August 12, 2009
As it were.
msb - August 12, 2009
I just realized I made a pun. My clever moments are always unintentional.
JAH - August 12, 2009
Rally urgency!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Griffey
Old but still f-ing awesome.
skywaker9 - August 12, 2009
God damnit that was incredible
Jack Moore - August 12, 2009
I got home just in time to see the very last pitch.
I clearly picked the best one to watch.
ralphie81 - August 12, 2009
Speaking of only seeing one pitch...
what’s Wilson’s status?
ralphie81 - August 12, 2009
Never mind...just heard Wak talk about it.
Also heard him say “My hat is off [to Hannahan]”….with his hat on.
ralphie81 - August 12, 2009
Hey Hawk!
Trenchtown - August 12, 2009
Hopefully no one's bitching that we're happy to have scored 1 run in a 14-inning game
Because that was MAGIC.
Aly Edge - August 12, 2009
Winning tends to put me in a non-bitchy mood*
*Rob Johnson aside
Graham MacAree - August 12, 2009
Dave Niehaus is doing a voice on the post game radio
This is fucking hilarious, I’ve never heard him do that before
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Voice of what?
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
What kind of voice?
msb - August 12, 2009
GOD TELL US!
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Some pitcher he used to know, he was mimicking the guy
High pitched, doing a little bit telling this story. Good stuff
Kermit. - August 12, 2009
Sparta defended tonight.
Big Jared - August 12, 2009
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msb - August 12, 2009
That old timers softball was a bit like the LL softball game...
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
First caller:
‘This is a team that will not give up, they will not give up ’til the post season, they’re coming after Boston, they’re coming after LA"
msb - August 12, 2009
"Hold on... [bong sounds] So anyway... World Series dude!"
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Hey now
That is insult to educated sports fan stoner…[bong sounds]cough cough….I mean most really under…hold, where did my twinkie go?
n.crees - August 12, 2009
...You just ate it.
JamMasterJesus - August 12, 2009
Hey cool we won!
seattlebruin - August 12, 2009
We're getting some ESPN love after this commercial break.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
Any case any of you are still awake and/or interested...
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
*IN case
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
I'll watch it with you.
Wilder. - August 12, 2009
Cool!
Wilder. - August 12, 2009
Nice of you!
You know, after viewing that takeout at thrird again, I hope Beltre didn’t re-aggravate his shoulder.
kevin_ess - August 12, 2009
His bone is going to grow at an extraordinary rate overnight.
He will have a third arm by the time he wakes up in the morning.
Wilder. - August 12, 2009
That could come in handy.
kevin_ess - August 13, 2009
Grow an arm, not a hand.
w00tah - August 13, 2009
"and they finally put him in, and boom, just like in '95, it's happening, it's happening again, just like in '95"
msb - August 12, 2009
Oh, lord, Vinnie has just been uttering gem after gem tonight.
Please oh please find someone else to handle the postgame.
msb - August 12, 2009
We already have found someone else to handle the postgame.
Jeff!
Wilder. - August 12, 2009
Yes!
JamMasterJesus - August 13, 2009
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