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8/12: Open Game Thread, Part 3

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18 innings

my prediction

our bullpen isn't strong enough to last 18
Miguel Batista loses this game.

My prediction.

actually I'll go with this
So Jak throws 6 shutout innings?
HURRY THE FUCK UP
So that wasn't close to being a strike
Hannah Montana will win it

my prediction

She doesn't play baseball
Seriously, it's not going to stick.
Please stop using this nickname because oh my God it is terrible
It's the Best of Both Wo-

NO.

Flagged for knowing a Hannah Montana song
He does have a daughter....
I could quote you lines from that show.

Having a child has its drawbacks.

I'm stuck on Spongebob and other random cartoons...

I know what you mean.

A "tween" daughter, no less.

Sort of unavoidable unless I lock her in a Skinner box for 10 years or so.

Jenks already pitched
Stop. This isn't going to catch on.
I would have sex with

him if he did

I have a friend whom made a deal like this.

He now owes fellatio to Ryan Langerhands.

What was the risk?
Being wrong. Then you lose twice.
Don't take this crap from them. Be persistent.
I really wish I'd introduced myself at that softball game
Any reason in particular?
Good sense of humor, if I had to pick one
I believe you were bald? If so, I remember you.
He was bald with a hat
His hat was not hairy.
Hat is my hair color, I tagged a few pictures on LL FB.
Do you dye it, or is it natural?
Dude that hat is so old it's just stains at this point
Please end this game before we get to Batista Time.
WHAT KIND OF CALLED STRIKE WAS THAT ROBOTS BRING ME ROBOTS
as long as a walkoff occurs I will be happy
The umpire wants to go home
Well he's taking the wrong approach
Apparently the umpire thinks you can win -1 to 0.
Egads they're still going.
14 k's is pretty impressive.
Looks like Snell is on his own tomorrow....
I believe.
I want to

I’m going to try and get some photos of him before the Yankees make him their bitch. :/

That is probably how he'd like it
Albeit in a darkened room. On a grey day.
What, because he's depressed?
Social Anxiety Disorder!
Heh

You have a point…

TITS AND OLSON

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

If he swings at the first pitch I swear to Jesus
How many pitchers do they have left?
Alright, stop holding the game up.
GUTI !!!

The 21 kind of looks like a dong about to enter a rectum.

I bet that is on purpose.

That's one optical illusion I'm not picking up on.
Jesus. Really? Huh.
Do me a favor.

Don’t tell me what you see in Rorschach inkblots.

I don't see it...

And I can’t say I’m too disappointed.

I see, so what do you see here?

Moster/Spider thing.
Rabid gerbil?
Handprint on Gutz' ass
two goblins and a lobster
a flying lobster
Grinning monkey
Does anyone else see Rob Johnson dropping a pitch?
No, but I see Wakamatsu putting Sweeney in the lineup at DH, batting cleanup...
The number 21 entering a rectum
God, finally
Bat hanging upside-down with two women wearing bonnets in the upper corners.
I asked you not to do that. >:(
Damn, sorry. Thought it was open to all.
Holy Fuck

Player A

I think it's more like his tattoo.
Look at the white space at the bottom

as some faggy beard design on Player A’s face. It all comes together

A Dave Sims hat.
Seahorse and tiki man
This has spurred the greatest subthread ever.
We all deserve to be institutionalized
At least it won't be lonely.
I see

Ken Griffey Jr. hitting my fastball into the right field seats.

I'ma go with two flying baby carriages and a big floaty chicken thing in the middle.
He could score from first on a double, yeah?
He'll be running on contact, so yes.
Time for some CLUTCH.
'The Mob Goes Wild' will hopefully be appropriate.
I love you because you know who Clutch is!!!
Everyone should, frankly.
In typical Lopez fashion, watch him erase a hideous night at the plate with a GW hit
HE DIDN'T SWING
HE DIDN'T SWING AGAIN
Another GW hit

Do it Loafie

I like that ball.
Runner in scoring position!
Stolen base!
That was gutsy and awesome
C'Mon, let's do it right here.
If I had a nickle for every time I heard that.

I’d still be broke.

I wonder if Lopez loves Guti like a brother
Gotta love someone like a brother right
I like Guti so I hope not
Gootch don't steal bases

he pimps bases

NOW IS THE TIME
To go to the 14th
I tend to think of Franklin Gutierrez as being Sizemore-lite.

I like this.

Guti is rocking Sizemore this year
I kind of think of him as being better than Sizemore.
This game is never going to end
That pitch was pretty tough to hit
His brother literally could've had a better at bat
His brother would have had greater plate discipline.
That was the joke
I thought you liked it when the joke was spelled out.

Anyway, it’s 12:30, give me some slack here.

No angels in this outfield.
Frick

I wanna go to bed, but I’ve invested so much!!!

What a stalemate.
Sadly, that doesn't win games.
That was a horrible pitch.
AHAHAHAH Lopez struck out on an obvious ball.
As long as we're done by 11, I should be ok....
I most certainly wouldn't count on that
Especially if Tits comes in.
I don't know that I would, either

Just glad I’m not actually there…

Keystone Commercial.

The beer all over the store. The girl’s whimper as the guy hands her his beer. The ass shot at the end of the commercial.

I love beer commercials because they’re so gratuitous, and I wish I could write them for a living.

That outing vs Tampa is just sticking in my mind. Just a matter of tie with this guy.
Not a bad game for my birthday

Especially if the Ms win.

I find it hard to believe this game will remain scoreless.
Wait until Selig gets involved.
Damnit.

Come on Jax, bear down and get a DP!

Jak hurts the team by not taking that in the ankle and making an out.
Well that was irritating
WOW

way to get out of the way there Jak

Maybe this game and the fact NYY is coming in leads to a DFA of Batista

to get another long guy up here

If Kotsay's hit was against the Angels

It would’ve hit off of second base and ricocheted right into the 1B man’s glove for the out.

That's because the ghost of Adenhart is helping them.
Being played by Christopher Lloyd
I believe you are onto something
Quit trying to save face
His curveball almost looks sharp in relief
So that is his curveball? That is pretty sharp

What was Jenks throwing, a hard slider or does he have a splitter in his repertoire? This streaming game is kind of herky jerky, it’s hard to tell how fast the pitches are moving

Biting curve
Speaking of curves, how decent would Fister's be if he had any idea where it was going?
How much of an idea?
Just up or down would be fine with me.

I remember seeing the one he got Quentin looking on and was fairly impressed.

Any.
This seems like a vague question
Just give the poor guy an answer so he can sleep tonight.
I've heard biting curve used a few times, is it the same as a forkball?
Not the same thing but the movement is similarly sharp and severe
Quit trying to save face
Most amazing thing

Its the 14th and this game is just 3.5 hours long.

I am sitting on gif gold but refuse to post it until the game is over
gif silver
A decent gif
I went from excited to moderately intrigued.

POST POST POST!

Sears catalog
Now unhook me from this thing, I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!

BUUUZZZZZZZZZZ

A gif I spent eleven minutes struggling through MLB.tv DVR to make and stubbornly refuse to throw away without posting
you'll crack by 11:30
Do we get it regardless of outcome?
You make it sound dirty
Cock Teasing Bitch!
Why do you tease us?
fat m's fan is bored
I can't believe we have to watch Sweeney bat again
is that Johnson still at catcher?
Its almost like Wak doesnt want to get a run.
Hey skip, can I get a blow today?
m's need a dp rite here
No they don't

Would be nice though.

Shut up Blowers. No one sympathizes with either catchers cause they are both hated.
Not to mention Rob just had two days off
I like when Rob Johnson blocks pitches.
He can do that ?!
I just saw him do it, I swear.
I don't believe you.
END THIS FUCKING AB ALREADY
I think I'm going to start the Wave.
In your living room?
Yep

Me and the cat.

Awesome.
Except for the fact that

She’s a Yankees fan.

Cats aren't sensible.
They are not

They are, however, snappy dressers.

Wheee!!!!!!!
Wheee!!!!!!!!
Wheee!!!!!!!!!!
Wheee!!!!!!!!!
WHEEEEE!
Wheee!!!!!!!!!
I got distracted.
....Wheee!!!
Wheeee!!!!!!!!
Wheeee!!!
Wheee?????
Wheeeee!!!!!

With feeling, now….

WHEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Wheee!!!!!
bbbbBBBYAH!
I think I'm going to put a towel on my head...
My cat is just staring at me.
Mine is sleeping

This Wave sucks.

CHI 8, 9, 1 hitters = 6-for-15. Rest of lineup = 4-for-31.

Clutch pitching time!

ump

surely you jest

On the plus side, the longer this goes the less chance Rob Johnson plays tomorrow.

Minor victories people.

Am I the only one who is starting to hate Rob Johnson less and less?
I hate him more and more by the day.

Just my personal opinion.

Wakamatsu will play another C when Johnson is healthy?

NOT POSSIBLE!

No you don't send Kotsay

He’s f-ing slow.

Yes Jakubauskas is much more likely to K a batter than induce a groundball
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh fuck you Jak
What...the...fuck...
Well that was pretty shitty
This would be a fine time for a DP.
Rorschach tests need to become a regular event in future extra inning games
Love it, as long as it is only in extra innings.
impart some knowledge

about how to tell an umpire to fuck off

It takes the luster of of the broadcast when you can here the stat guy feed Sims the stats.

ie. “11 pitch at bat”

That random "Helloooo!" was amusing.
I've just had a shower, what'd I miss?
Whiole lot of zeros

That’s what.

A couple scoreless innings and fail on both teams.
So nothing unusual then.
Nothing

No really… nothing

umm

lots of runs Rob Johnson failing

Seattle has really embraced this defense stuff
Z's influnce is spreading
SIT DOWN SCOTT!
Bendy stuff.

SIT DOWN!

Podsednik makes some things better
Funny thing about the D

CWS and SEA are #1 and 2 in the AL for most errors.

Errors are a retarded stat
Indeed.
I'm starting to think UZR might settle the age old defense argument

That better defensive players get more errors because they have greater range

They impart some amount of useful information, namely a brain fart.

That small amount is vastly overblown by non-SABR people.

Hey Blowers said something everyone else noticed 20 minutes ago.
Jack'K'd

Come on…

Blowers is even worse

when he has to stretch out his ramblings to 14 innings, he can’t do it.

How did this team beat the Yankees three of four?
I was there for two of the games

They just teed up on the pitchers.

The same way we will.
Damn that curveball looks good tonight.
YES YES YES YES I LOVE YOU AGAIN JAK
wtf

least likely strikeout

Jakubauskas!!!!!
Wow, back to back strikeouts
OSTRICH I LOVE YOU SO HARD!
Second time K'ing Beckham with the same pitch.
I'd love a Branyan Blast just about now

I’d take it.

That's not all I would take from Branyan...
Now please end this game so I can go to bed.
Gordon Beckham has been terrible tonight.
I think he may be hittng the rookie wall

Kid was just drafted LAST year, went basically straight up and has head an amazing rookie year.

He's a beast. Love his game, but tonight he's had a rough time
Let's get FIRED UP!!!!

Such a classiv because it's a gif you don't have to alter.

It’s just Van Damme being Van Damme.

You seriously need to stop.
Unless you want to become our new pinata.
I don't understand what he did wrong here
Whatever, it seems my sensibilities are all out of whack.
I liked it personally.
Showing up and posting a bunch of images isn't real endearing
And coming up with retarded nicknames doesn't help either.
From now I dub thee "Loosey Goosey!"

How do you like your new nicnkame?

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called that.
I'm going to call you Hannah Montana.
Ok, I laughed at that.
I've been around for a little while

and tonight is a special occasion so it deserves special treatment!

It seems your'e not all bad. I'll dance.
I could get used to these K's.
RUSSELL WILL DELIVER US.
So why wasn't that promo done when the Giants came to town?
I never want this game to end though

I want to wake up tomorrow and see it in the 47th inning.

RUNS COCK TACOS
At first when I read this I didn't string the words together and thought this was one of the most random outbursts I had ever seen.
I'm trying to decide how this would be interpreted

If made into a big sign and placed on the side of a building

Please end this madness
I like how the bat boy thinks he's somehow a part of that celebration
WHY THE FUCK IS SWEENEY STILL IN THIS GAME
Wak got an abridged version of MLB's rules, without the section on pinch hitting.
VETERAN LEADERSHIP
Probably the same mystery reason Rob Johnson is still in the game.
Saving the bench guys for the 27th.
WAK!!! PINCH HIT!!!!

GRIFFEY…SAUNDERS…LEFTY!!!

Didn't Griffey hit his PH 2 run bomb off this guy?
What is this "PH" you speak of?
Yes

When he was still with the D-Backs. I was there, so awesome.

Don Wakamatsu is a fucking retard.
I bet he uses errors
Wait, why isn't this Tony Pena the awesome shortstop Tony Pena who is now becoming a relief pitcher?

Because that would make this game awesome.

Or Tony Pena the awesome catcher and manager?
Those two are father-son related, I believe.

This one is just a shitty knockoff Tony Pena.

Lousy Mexican imitations
Probably a lot of lead and dangerous substances in him.
Jesus, I never thought I would miss Turbo

But Sweeney’s at bats look even more meek.

This is one of the worst managed games we've had since McClaren.
He's not even managing.
I've seen three slow ground balls tonight out of Sweeney

and every time I think “maybe that was hit slowly enough that he can beat it out.”

Turns out, not so much.

Im just hoping he combusts as he hits the bag
Wow,

This umpire’s zone is starting to slip badly.

He is gettin tired too..
THE MAGIC OF RED!
Red better go home happy
FALSE HOPE!!!!!!!
Obligatory : Red!
Red's got the section to himself.
I like that Sims just referred to Red by name.
RED!

I really hope they can resign Beltre, just for Red’s sake.

I think Red inspired that hit.
WHERE IS HE ON ALL THE STUPID AT BATS
Success rate is the same as Beltre's batting average.
According to Bajek

Beltre is 5 spots away from Type A free agency. His score is 71.43. Chone Figgins, the lowest of the Type A’s, has a score of 72.79.

Fucking Figgins having a career year. Bad timing for us,
I read that wrong. Thought he was just behind Figgins
This statement is not correct

if assuming Elias doesn’t use UZR at least

Isn't that still, like, really far away?
Pretty far, considering how little time is left
What happened to Beltre?
Russ really wanted that one.
What the fuck, ump?
Maybe he's paid by the inning.
BS BLUE!

Another bad call, if you want to go home, call it fair.

How the hell is that a strike?

This ump needs a red bull, he’s falling asleep

Terrible strike 2 call on Russell

Ugh

I respectfully disagree with your strike call, ump.

Asshat.

That should be strike 2!
COME ON JACK!

LETS DO THIS!

That was strike 2 Russ, where are you going?
Hannah Montana time!!!!

Come on let us go to bed!

IT IS NEVER HANNAH MONTANA TIME
Are you retarded
You've been warned.

Now stop.

Dont diss the name

since it was invented he hasn’t made a single mistake!

Except you didn't invent it
I prefer Hanrahan, your wife is a lesbian!

BTW: Hannnahan’s favorite movie: Slapshot, according to the Diamondvision. This wins. The end.

I;m going to freak out.
Sometimes I think I'm just a humorless prick around here.

And then it’s times like these that fortify me in my surliness.

Flagged for annoyance.
Can't the home plate guy switch with a base umpire?
OH HEY PH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By this I mean Griffey's on deck for Johnson.
Maybe the ump saw an eye floater
Just finished scrolling through the game thread at South Side Sox.

The fans are about as clever and as classy as one might expect White Sock fans to be.

Why would you do that?
Fuck, finally Griffey on deck.
Griffey is in

uh…LF?

Wak ball at it's best
No. Kenji would replace him at C.
Even Reddy the Robot knows that call sucked.

Of course he does.

HE’S A FUCKIN ROBOT

Griffey sighting!!!
Griffey sighting
Two batters too late!!!
An inning too late.
Take your walk Hannahan
WALK THIS WAY JACK!
GRIFFEY TIME
HANNAWALK!!!!!!!!
PH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannahan!

IT’S GRIFFEY HEROICS TIME!

GRIFFEY TIME!!!!!
Bend and snap

works every time

GRIFFEY!!!!!!!
HE DID IT! HE DID IT!
Oh God and Baby Jesus.......
Let this be a moment of destiny, Junior.
Griffey up in this motherfucker
It's never iffy when it's Griffry.

Yahtzee.

I want him to strike out so bad.
What?

Why???

Because it would be fucking hilarious
He obviously wasn't here in 1995
Neither were you
I was born and breed in Seattle

Northwest profile #69

So badly that it scores a run!
GRIFFEEEEEEEEY
ITS GRIFFDAWG
Fred Mcgriff


Is issuing you a cease and desist order

Super Star >>> Superstar
C'mon, JR, it's still Irish Heritage night!!!!!
MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE!
Give me that Old Time Religion
Hell yes! Best home run call of the season
GRIFF DONG THE BALL IS GONE
Blowers sounds finished. Has he even been speaking?
All we need is a blooper pussy hit
Here comes a bloop base hit
Then he injures his knees when the team mobs him
Junior is PHing?

UNPOSSIBLE!

COME ON GRIFFEY
DINGER TMIE
I'd take a chump single

Don’t care.

Setting up like a bull?

Really?

So....are we swinging today Griff?
What is Griffey waiting for?

Something NOT down the middle?

Jeez Grif, what was wrong with those two?
Right...down the middle.
Wait he homered off Tony Pena as a DBack
Well this was well timed
Why does this fell like

A f-ed up version of “Casey at the Bat”?

GODDAMN RIGHT
JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO@@@@@@@@@@@@@
YESYESYESYES

YES

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MARINERS WIN MARINERS WIN THE SERIES
THE OLD MAN DID IT!
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!111
JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GRIFFEY GRIFFEY GRIFFEY
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
SIRENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FGLKJNRE[OFIUM

9320R02CIMO[IWEMF[IUAWEFN[OIN ER9=]F

GRIFFEY~!~!~!

SOUND THE ALARM!

WIN!!!!!!!! YES JUNIOR!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEY GUYS

GRIFFEY!

FINALLY!!!

GRIFFEY!!!! PARTY TIME!!!!!!!

Griffbones crushes it!
Holy shit

Finally.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ladies and Gents I give you...

KEN GRIFFEY JR.!

HAPPY BIRTHRDAY TO ME!

NOT A BAD BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Tickle him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING GRIFFEY JR.!!!!
GRIFFEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy balls he actually did that
SIRENS SPINNING GRIFFEY HEAD SIRENS

GRIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHGSSUXDHEDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!111

I m hrny ass fuck!!!!!!!!!

FUCKING KEN FUCKING GRIFFEY FUCKING JUNIOR!

FUCK!

CRAZY WHAT PH'ING CAN DO.
MY OHM Y!

MARINERS WIN!

I wish they'd stop this rubber game stuff
There goes USSM!
Pshhh, couldn't he at least hit it out of the park?
EXCELLENT PINCH HITTING!
JOEY JOE JOE JR SHABADOOO!!!
PH for a win.

Guess Wak was saving it.

I SEE THE NUMBER 24 ENTERING HIS PENIS INTO SOUTH CHICAGO'S RECTUM
Numbers have penises?
Sesame Street: After Dark
You aren't the only one.
If we wasnt so old he could have gotten to second on that
Few things warm my heart like the little sidebar cropping up with the deluge of new comments.
Put it on the board Hawk
Alright.

Good night, everyone.

Tony Pena is Griffey's bitch.
Must have seen Sosa reaching for his pepsi down the line there.
Wak pinch-hits for entertainment.
No joke

Maybe this will be a lesson learned that pinch hitting can work

That was one shitty pitch
Does he throw a breaking ball? Seems to just pump fastballs
That was either a shitty slider or, more likely, a shitty changeup
Now I can finally get to work.. Thanks KGJ
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD!

WHITE SOX LOSE, MARINERS WIN!

Beltre's voice sounds different
Injured his voicebox hustling
In honor of Griffey, I bring you his favorite superhero dancin!

You should post on DRB.
I love the Bat Dance.
That's some funny stuff.
It's a Super Cool dance in regular speed.
Jakubaustrich gets the win!

I was going to post that picture like 10 minutes ago, but I'm lazy

Good choice

Let's be clear about this

Red is the reason we won this game.

Well, duh.
He actually picked up some speed as he saw Rob bearing down on him out there
Who wouldn't?
Who was the guy climbing up high on the pile? Langerhans?
It was Branyan

Bad back and all

Rob would've dropped him.
I'd run away from him too.
Hope he doesn't get hurt during what is sure to be a super ambiguous walk-off celebration
woohoo

that was fun

That was f-ing awesome

No seriously, it was.

Cutest punching ever.
Awesome, so awesome...
What an awesome time to check the score.
Can Griffey face Pena all the time?

Seriously, dude kicks his ass.

The first thought out of Brad Adams' mouth?

why didn’t Griffey pinch hit earlier?

He may be onto something

By the way, I’ve always wondered – what do you guys think of Brad Adam? Obviously Krueger is an idiot, but I’ve rarely heard anyone mention Adam

He hides in Krueger's considerable shadow
I don't mind the guy. He's kind of the the matter-of-fact dude of the bunch.
I knocked a piece of pizza out of his hand one time
There was a shot of Griffey earlier, with Sweeney up against a RH pitcher

He was joking, sort of. It was easy to read in between the lines at the least.

We keep winning most of these games so Wak never has to answer to why he does these stupid things
Several comments have been made post-game

Wak said something about getting Griff in around 9:30, and so home for a nice dinner — I

 couldn’t tell if he was saying it, or quoting Griffey :)

"Griffey said if I'da been a little amarter, I'da got him in sooner, and we could have been home for a good dinner"
We deserve more runs for that.
Even the Match 4s are tolerable tonight.

FOUR LITTLE NUMBERS!

That's how you win 10 grand!
So Jeff, where's the .gif we were promised?
I think Poochie is working on it
No, I got the stink eye for even mentioning it
I'm glad I didn't pee for hours waiting for this.
There are commercial breaks.

Do you have a 15 minute bladder, or something?

I was at work where I can't leave the desk unless somebody relieves me.
As it were.
I just realized I made a pun. My clever moments are always unintentional.
Griffey

Old but still f-ing awesome.

God damnit that was incredible
I got home just in time to see the very last pitch.

I clearly picked the best one to watch.

Speaking of only seeing one pitch...

what’s Wilson’s status?

Never mind...just heard Wak talk about it.

Also heard him say “My hat is off [to Hannahan]”….with his hat on.

Hopefully no one's bitching that we're happy to have scored 1 run in a 14-inning game

Because that was MAGIC.

Winning tends to put me in a non-bitchy mood*

*Rob Johnson aside

Dave Niehaus is doing a voice on the post game radio

This is fucking hilarious, I’ve never heard him do that before

What kind of voice?
GOD TELL US!
Some pitcher he used to know, he was mimicking the guy

High pitched, doing a little bit telling this story. Good stuff

Sparta defended tonight.
That old timers softball was a bit like the LL softball game...
First caller:

‘This is a team that will not give up, they will not give up ’til the post season, they’re coming after Boston, they’re coming after LA"

"Hold on... [bong sounds] So anyway... World Series dude!"
Hey now

That is insult to educated sports fan stoner…[bong sounds]cough cough….I mean most really under…hold, where did my twinkie go?

...You just ate it.
Hey cool we won!
We're getting some ESPN love after this commercial break.
Any case any of you are still awake and/or interested...
I'll watch it with you.
Nice of you!

You know, after viewing that takeout at thrird again, I hope Beltre didn’t re-aggravate his shoulder.

His bone is going to grow at an extraordinary rate overnight.

He will have a third arm by the time he wakes up in the morning.

That could come in handy.
Grow an arm, not a hand.
"and they finally put him in, and boom, just like in '95, it's happening, it's happening again, just like in '95"
Oh, lord, Vinnie has just been uttering gem after gem tonight.

Please oh please find someone else to handle the postgame.

We already have found someone else to handle the postgame.

Jeff!

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