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Which is it?
Shadow
263 votes
Moustache
718 votes

981 votes | Poll has closed

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Ostriches can't grow feathers on their beaks.
HAZZA!!!

The treachery for the dominance of Grass creek knows no bounds!!

The Royal-isian mustache has infiltrated the Mariners. Pray, pray he doesn’t start pitching like Jamey Wright.

Moustache.

He’s probably just got the same problem as I do in that that’s his moustache after not shaving for a month.

Seriously, I’ve had the same razor for six months and I’ve only used it four or five times, and THAT’s only because the tiny little nothing hairs on my chin are annoying me.

Well this needs to be linked

here

It would really help if someone could get a NexDef screengrab

I can’t load the high def feed at work.

Give me the time stamp and I can do it.
Well he threw the last two innings but around 3:30:00 or so should do it
Here's this one:

I can go bigger.
Please!
.

His mustache is wispier than that guy that played basketball for Gonzaga and cried

what was his name…….

Now I'm not so sure
Does he just have ugly deep dimples?
Gatorade-stache?
It's like the moustache I've been trying to grow so I can shave...
Maybe this is...

an infamous eye liner ’stache?

The "I rape children" look is all the rage these days.
I voted shadow, but I should qualify that:

Even if it is a ‘stache, it doesn’t deserve to be called one.

Attempted moustache
I got arrested for attempted moustache once
Maybe this is some sort of reverse Dominican thing and he's actually 15.
I think that's actually more of a methstache
I don't understand how it could be a shadow.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW IT COULD BE A MOUSTACHE
Got to be a stache

Looks like too perfect of a shape not to be.

A Gary Neville stash?
It still makes me laugh that his dad's called Neville.
No, that's more like four long hairs under his nose that have gone out of control
I voted shadow

if only because it’d be depressing if it was an attempt at a ’stache.

Oh God Jeff Nelson
I vote "C"

Dirty Sanchez.

This rookie bullpen hazing stuff has gotten way out of hand.
It's like mustache I could grow if given a week or two

It’s barely there!

Note to men:

If you’re going to go with the stubble look, make sure you can grow a beard first.

This is why I am sticking with Gatorade-stache.

Just enough pigment in the drink to give color to the fuzz.

I was thinking chocolate milk.
Hmmm...

Looks like shadow/weird muscular definition to me…

Let's see what Jak thinks:

The correct answer is molestache.

(That is pronounced molest-ash, not mole-stash, in case that was unclear.)

Way FUNNY!!

I usually don’t comment much or at all,but i REALLY like ALL of the comments made here at Lookout Landing(Jeff,Graham,Matthew,Poochie etc). keep it up and never change guys. you guys ROCK!!!!!

This is an amazing thread.
It's moustachetastic!
Jak is the Spirit of Youth

And he’s trying to bring the moustache back for the 18th time.

Fuck off, Pepsi.
I still have my Pepsi "Gotta Have It" card.
YOU FUCKING COPYCAT
Where's my voting option for "crustache?"

Because that is clearly a crustache

Team confirmation!

It’s a moustache.

It is reminiscent of a 70s comedy!

Like Meatballs! Or a different kind of movie!

But reminiscent!
Remember me Chris Jakubauskas, for I am your only fan.

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