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8/5: Open Game Thread, Part 2

God this game is boring. Again. But this wasn't.

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Thats's what I'm talking about
The cat looks a bit like Wilson.

Scrappy and fast

Scrappy?

Moore is about to offer him a 3yr/12mil dollar deal

I don't think this game has been boring

Offense WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHH

That was fun.

Willie will not be a fan of this freeze frame
The cat kind of looks like it's bounding like a kangaroo.

Johnson also got a hit past Callaspo.

Rob Johnson!
They thought the game was boring too.
Loved Wak's look right there
That was a great little league play.
THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME
New Game Thread works its magic!
Woohoo little league playt
This is easily my favorite game of the year.
We just got three extra bases on one throw
YES!

It feels so good being on the “HA HA” side of the battle for once!

I got to see the Julio Cruz 'blow the ball foul' trick.

Turns out it doesn’t work.

Wasn't Julio Cruz.
Agreed.

Growing up, I watched the Mariners on the wrong side of games like this far too often.

Only the 7th?
I can't believe I missed the kitty and the bullpen Rockette kicks
They never showed the kicks
That's too bad. Those fellas are busy back there.
And a foul ball trying to take out Shannon

see?

And them lying down in front of the bullpen bench
Dear Lord.

We are becoming like the Angels.

When was the last time we scored 20?
Ok...

that may have been the funnest play of the season.

So he ran all the way to third on the throw?

That’s what Gamecast says…

Yeah someone who is watching please notify what just happened.

Gameday just says that he ran on the throw.

Single up the middle, Jack Wilson held up at third, throw went all the way home so Rob Johnson broke for second

Olivo threw to second, Rob Johnson slid in safe and Jack Wilson came home, Callaspo threw home, Wilson safe, Rob Johnson went to third on the throw from Callaspo to Olivo.

Not quite

Throw went to the catcher.
Johnson went to second. Catcher threw to second.
Wilson went home Second threw home
Johnson went to third.

Ah. Thanks.
That's why it was so Little League--the runners kept beating the throws

It’s hard to explain such bad defense.

Seems kind of like they could have just held it at home.

Would have kept the whole thing from happening. This is also one of the first things that you are taught as a catcher,don’t throw the ball to second with a runner on third.

And thus our run to first place begins

Sorry guys, anyone who denies that this team is going to win 15 in a row is DUMB…

Call me stupid then, please.
15 in a row wouldn't get us all that much closer
If we did the Angels would win 16. It's foreordained.

Like an extended version of “Anything you can do, I can do better”.

I laugh more every time I look at that picture.
I hope to see "marinerscat" on the WE chart.
That's naughty
I hope Jeff takes this idea and makes an ironic LOLcats joke.
yes, but the humor is so layered.
They took a dump on WE charts all last season
Did you Laugh out loud at the cat?

Cause I think that gets you banned on this site.

The Angels lose! Hooray!
We made up 2 games on first place woohoo

Playoff chances up 2% more yay!

And we'll only be 6 out in the WC!!
Er, 6.5.
That would be hilarious if we made the play-offs

and Washburn didn’t.

This game is inspiring me!

I am going to make a music video feating face shots of Ichiro to the tune of “When I see you Smile” and Youtube it!

Enjoy yourself.
I've had Barbara Streisand's version of Jingle Bells stuck in my head all day long
Thanks, Mary!
Where she sings really fast, it's so annoying
Dammit, now that put it back into mine.
I hate that song almost as much as the beatles Christmas song.
For some reason I am laughing a lot.

This comment made me happy.

I'm good.
;)

   

Haha.

I got my first RC smiley.

The cat has distracted Scrappy!

Gogogogo!

I feel like an asshole for not enjoying this as much as I should
I think we're going to win this game
"Fellow Aardsma also needs rally fries"?

I think he’d rather have more painkillers, fewer abscesses

Aardsma might think Rally Fries are a pain in the ... um never mind
The abscess is probably from sitting on his butt doing nothing for way way too long.
Only 11 - 5? This game sucks.
I'm bored with Royals games

I can’t imagine actually being in Kansas City and exposed to them 162 times a year

You do realize you're a Mariners fan?
You do realize that we're not nearly as bad as the Royals.
And actually have a decent FO.
We have been nearly every year since 2003 until now.
Incompetence goes a long way.

Especially in the FO. When did Bavasi take over? I know it was around 2003.

After 2003.

It nearly perfectly coincided, but 2004 probably wasn’t his fault.

Thats what I thought.
I've been a fan since before that

Teams have up and down cycles. I remember the Mariners being good, and I can see a point in time when they will be good again. The Royals haven’t been good since when my dad was my age, and there isn’t much hope for the near future, either.

Bryce Harper!
We suck ... less?
That was quick.
Sean White = 1, 2, 3.
Gutierrez looked disapointed he ran so hard to the spot when in reality he had more time than he initially thought
Umpire School

Has anyone signed up yet thanks to the constant ads on MLB.TV?

I've done it

but not because of mlb.tv

Nice

I look forward to you supplanting Angel Hernandez.

Angel Hernandez. Growl.......
I appreciate Wak's pitch fast attitude

It makes it feel more like those playback games where they cut out all the sniffing,scratching and walking around. Except when Bautista is pitching. Then it is Slooooooooow Mooootiooon

Jose Lopez...

Guy has some home/road splits that would make Mike Cameron blush…

Home: .577 OPS
Road: .915 OPS

Oh jeez.

If only he didn’t have to hit at home. That would make him seem so much more appealing.

Safeco really hates loafie
.685 and .734 for his career
trade trade trade
How much would this be worth in wins?
WAR is park-adjusted
Well I totally forgot about this.
Which seems more normal
.840 Home .688 Road in 2008.

Also .212 BABIP at home and .330 on the road.

i don't follow
BABIP is for 2009
Do you think...

they put together those tracer spots because they read LL game threads and felt the need to defend themselves?

Juan Cruz is another one of those guys who looks way older than he is in his picture.
At least Sims keeps finding things to talk about.

Like that guy behind home plate waving.

What was that noise he made?
It was a fart
Tiger Woods is in KC?
I would it noted that I think Real Salt Lake have a fucking stupid name.

They sound like a pub team.

Has Loafie actually had to do any of those tests?

His physical ability tests they speak of on mlb.tv?

Yes he did, there are clauses in his contract about weight and general finess.

They suspect he will become a fatty.

"General finess" oh boy how silly I am
More people should be required to display general finesse.
Ichiro leads the league in general finesse
For position players anyway.

Moyer has to lead it for pitchers.

Prince Fielder
Too many homers.
He's just big-boned.
I know the clauses are there

but have the M’s actually made him do the 60 yd dash, vertical leap, etc. tests? Or is it just a threat in case he gets fat(ter)?

I would assume contractual obligations would be respected
This game is still going? Christ.

Also, what the fuck happened to Juan Cruz? He use to be the premier K/9 guy in the game.

Hmmm

SwStr% 2008-15.4
SwStr% 2009-9.5

That’s a hell of a drop.

Holy balls what a terrible call right?
That wasn't a strike.
Garret Olson warming up!
Bring back Hannahan
He was my favorite player
Well don't i feel silly with these flowers.
Bathe my taint
I'm just not a big fan of players who play black
fuck yeah givin' the people what they want
The last couple games I feel like we actually have a lineup

where we don’t HAVE to PH anybody to try and get one run.

Wak wouldn't PH anyway.

Seems like anathema to him.

Hanahan at SS
So they decide to skip giving him some time to get used to it in the minors?
Maybe they know something we don't
This is a normal thing to do

Get in Mah belly!

I want mah babybackbabybackbabyback

Mmmm...

The person on the other end is describing the most delicious food in the world.

Nom nom nom om nom.
What in the world?!
I just figured out what I am looking at
Perhaps one of the funniest .gifs I have seen.
At first, I thought it was about Lopez actually not swinging at a ball
He's what ... 8 months along?
It took me a long time to figure out what was going on, but that's great
I'm so confused

Someone let me in on it.

Haha suck it Yuni
NOT SAFE

Sit down motherfucker

NO ONE IS SAFE FROM THE MARINERS.
But he made the signal!
Fly, Yuni, Fly.
Maybe if Yuni had used his arms more effectively
Robles faced 8 batters tonight

7 reached base, five scored.

Shhhhh.

You’re just going to fuel the “Bring back Washburn” shouts.

BRING BACK WASHBURN!

or a reasonable equivelant and some AA pitcher to fill our farm

So you're telling me he got 3 people out?

I feel like that would be the Bavasi way of seeing that

His parents are really disappointed
Singled to death.
Chris guys it's 11-5

Just let Olson finish.

This morning LaRussa brought in a situational lefty, mid-inning, down nine runs
How's that work out?
Held the deficit at nine
You're on fire tonight
I caught the typos from Poochie
Typos? I was appreciating the deadpan delivery
Oh yeah. The deadpan.... delivery. Right!
You can never be too careful
Its like WBC.

Minus the mid at bat switches.

I was wondering if Olson could go 2 innings without trouble
Replace innings with pitches and you're on the right track
Obligatory

Wilson makes that play.

Ball always finds, rolls by the new guy
That'll kill his UZR
Weird

Game day is behind MLB.tv

It's lucky that everybody else is hitting or Beltre would be killing us

He looks terrible at the plate, I think he needs some rehab starts in AAA. His bat has been pretty feeble this year in the first place and adding rust to it makes its unpalatable.

Hopefully it continues

so no one else will want him :)

French missed nine bats today

Five on the change.

Better than Washburn!
Sounds like he has a nice change that he needs to use more.
A nice summation of the game so far

from Shannon

The cat was from our bullpen?

WUT?

The cat was dropped onto the field from the left field bleachers

per mlb.tv

KC Star agrees

“when the cat appeared — dropped over the wall, grounds personnel believe, by someone up the left-field line.”

Maybe its Lowe's cat and was streaking on the field to protest
That would be all kinds of awesome.
I would like to hear more about the cat for the next few years, please.
Yuni almost crashed into someone again. No body awareness.
Sounds like a problem that I have as well.

I wonder if he runs his shoulder into walls a lot too.

Damnit Dave!
SWUNG ON AND BELTED
It was a sweet foul ball I have to admit
On Hannahan?

Sims didn’t even raise his voice.

Dave N was hoping it was a good thing for Hannahan....
That catch was spectacular
Would've been better if he caught the cat
Bruce Chen seems like he should be 47 by now.
Who's going ou for the 9th?
It's the 9th inning already? Damn.
The RRS commercial is back!
New RRS commercial?
they stopped playing it when he was demoted
So that's why they don't make Bedard commercials.
They don't make Bedard commercials because a Canadian accent isn't shit compared to Australians
LOB IT OVER THE MIDDLE
That would lead to homeruns
Only 11% of the time!
I like those odds
Solo homers are OK.
Outfielders would probably catch some of them at the fences..
I forgot about Olivo

2004 Mariner Zombie Nation, this Royals club.

So generally when games are in he central time one I get to watch half an hour or so.
I can't believe people are paying to watch the Royals
Maybe they're just there for the fountain.

KC loves its fountains.

or the BBQ and Limeade
And its grass
So do we all. So do we all.
There is apparently a worm problem in KC that Olson is trying to solve.
YUNIBOMBER TIME!
HIT THE MONKEY ON THE FACE
That was satisfactory
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
PERFECT ENDING
Suck it Yuni
Thank merciful christ that's over.
Wait? Yuni didn't swing?
CHOO CHOOOOOOO
ANGELS LOST TONIGHT OMG WORLD SERIES
that is what happens when you don't let him swing at the first three pitches
I like these drawn-out games beating the hell out of a shitty team.
Reminds me of Little League.
Fairy tale ending

And the handsome prince vanquishes the evil troll, THE END.

YES SIR!!!

NINETY-FIVE! NINETY-FIVE! NINETY-FIVE! NINETY-FIVE!

Can we sign the cat for backup 2nd base? He has a lot of hussle.
"Ahm not a cat guy, Ah got out of the way"--Russell.
WE WANT 1-RUN GAMES !!!!!!
Krueger thinks Jack has grit and hustle.
I think grit is his favorite spice.
Wilson's bunt-single was awfully nice. He's a pro.
Well unfortunately he's right
It's just nice that for once the Adored One actually is a good player.
Keys to the Games vs KC: (1) Show up (2) Don't fall asleep (3) Show up.
Blowers thought the cat was the player of the game.

Rally cat to replace Rally fries?

Sure! Vietnamese food is tasty.
So Neftali Feliz comes in, throws one pitch, and gives up a 2-run homerun.

Whoops!

No fiddle cat?

Or is that a dead meme

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