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Biggest Contribution: Russell Branyan, +15.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Griffey, -5.1%
Most Important AB: Saunders triple, +14.1%
Most Important Pitch: Butler homer, -20.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +3.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +33.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +13.4%
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Here's what I get out of a quick look at French's box score:

Pounded the zone, got hammered, managed to survive 5 innings.

Anything else I need to know?

Didn't really get hammered

Two homers but not much else. Missed nine bats.

Can we trade LAA for KC?

I’d like our division more.

I kind of wish that the AL West had 5 teams like the other divisions.

The 4 team division thing just isn’t working.

But it is the 2nd day in the row of gaining ground on the Angels.

So you know what, maybe the worst has already passed. Not quite ready to think about playoffs yet, but its nice to know that the Mariners GB aren’t in double digits yet.

Angels are due for a cold streak right?

We’ve been saying that since 2002 or so

By "yet", you mean "still", right?
Im so glad

a skunk decided to live under my house and unleash a spray so I could miss this game.

I musta used an entire Febreeze bottle. Filthy bastards.

So how did they get the cat to leave the field?

Sort of steered it towards and then into the Royals bullpen by chasing it.
How did it get there in thefirst place?

Was it Bring Ur Cat to the Game night or something?

Apparently they've had an ongoing problem with feral cats, and have caught several of them-- just not mid-game.

Drayer said that the pitching coach’s wife called to say she’d take this one, if they’d let her.

Send them to LAofA

They’ll live like kings.

You'd need bigger ones than that, they need to be bigger than the rats.
you can see a fan's view of it

with appropriate soundtrack

The game was so boring that Pittman is reliving the Cleveland Meltdown of '01.
So can we say Jose has finally turner the corner

or is he going to turn around and stomp on our hearts again?

Speaking for myself and fellow Lopez fans...

…we told you so.

Oh, Ow.

Jonathon Niese’ hamstring injury just hurts to watch.

I'm not trying to jinx anything here, nor am I trying to get my hopes up,

but we have a real chance of gaining some ground this weekend. The Red Sox and Yankees play a four game series starting tomorrow, we play the Rays this weekend and the Rangers play the Angels…. This could get exciting!

Kyle Davies has pretty good stuff

but man he is bad at sequencing pitches

Ah.

Drayer tells us that she has now learned it wasn’t a kickline but “the Caddyshack dance”.

I have to admit I am as unaware as she as to what that might be.

She also helpfully pointed out to Kelley & Lowe that immediately after the dance, Branyan got a double

She’s hoping for a return engagement.

I'm guessing this is the dance...

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Homoeroticism

How does everyone feel about the homoeroticism surrounding the team this season? Between Sweeney’s hugs, Silva’s kisses, and the constant machismo in the dugout it’s time to discuss this topic.

You're a gay, right?
By the way, I totally embrace your lifestyle. Good on you.

See you at the parade!

A gay makes a triumphant return!
Robert is obsessed with Felix's penis
I'm not allowed to comment on this,

but I did just hear a girl on the street say, “I’d totally do him if it didn’t itch so much.” I looked at her, she looked at me and laughed, and I said, “You sound like the Mariners GM.”

And the correct term is longed for like a kite on memorial day
So bascially your question is...

You forgot frankin guiterrez's huge man-cock.
I do not understand your question, or its supporting arguments.

Can you restate your question again, but slower, and in a more husky, yearning sort of voice?

I think it's incredibly hot.
Indeed, especially this embrace.

The news that the entire Mariners roster is made up of raging homosexuals would be better than 1,000 World Series titles.
Even I would find this to be hilarious
My wish for openly gay major leaguers is in no way related to humor.

Okay, maybe slightly, but a very different type of humor.

I couldn't agree more.
I feel a stirring in my loins that has not been there in previous Mariner seasons, why?
I find it delicious
You are fairly new aren't you?

Homo-eroticism is second nature on LL.

And all sports, really.
I wish I could remember the name of the UW Prof who wrote a book about that.

It was a damn good read.

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