Biggest Contribution: Russell Branyan, +15.3%
Biggest Suckfest: Griffey, -5.1%
Most Important AB: Saunders triple, +14.1%
Most Important Pitch: Butler homer, -20.2%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +3.1%
Total Contribution by Lineup: +33.5%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +13.4%
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Here's what I get out of a quick look at French's box score:
Pounded the zone, got hammered, managed to survive 5 innings.
Anything else I need to know?
Jack Moore - August 5, 2009
Didn't really get hammered
Two homers but not much else. Missed nine bats.
Jeff Sullivan - August 5, 2009
Can we trade LAA for KC?
I’d like our division more.
SethGrandpa - August 5, 2009
I kind of wish that the AL West had 5 teams like the other divisions.
The 4 team division thing just isn’t working.
Fin - August 5, 2009
But it is the 2nd day in the row of gaining ground on the Angels.
So you know what, maybe the worst has already passed. Not quite ready to think about playoffs yet, but its nice to know that the Mariners GB aren’t in double digits yet.
Fin - August 5, 2009
Angels are due for a cold streak right?
We’ve been saying that since 2002 or so
Trenchtown - August 5, 2009
By "yet", you mean "still", right?
ralphie81 - August 6, 2009
Im so glad
a skunk decided to live under my house and unleash a spray so I could miss this game.
I musta used an entire Febreeze bottle. Filthy bastards.
So how did they get the cat to leave the field?
Slica - August 5, 2009
Sort of steered it towards and then into the Royals bullpen by chasing it.
msb - August 5, 2009
They used Gutz to lure it out
since he’s a pussy magnet.
I Lick Squirrels - August 5, 2009
I'm sorry, that was awful.
I Lick Squirrels - August 5, 2009
Or amazing.
seattlesundevil - August 5, 2009
I can't decide
Jeff Sullivan - August 5, 2009
I'm leaning towards amazing
pdb - August 5, 2009
No one calls a cat a pussy
Poochie - August 5, 2009
Tom Jones
But he may have been speaking metaphorically. Or something.
Kermit. - August 5, 2009
I do when I'm I'm feeling ribald.
Aaron Campeau - August 5, 2009
Isn't their a girl band called Pussycat Dolls?
Sec 108 - August 6, 2009
Amazing
Aaron Campeau - August 5, 2009
Borat
Corvette or hummer
LauraBu - August 5, 2009
perrrrfect.
uh, sorry.
Sundevil78 - August 5, 2009
Ill make it green if only because I wish this was the way they did it.
Slica - August 5, 2009
When a male chicken is loosed on the field, will Frabklin be effective in coralling that, too?
Decatur - August 6, 2009
How did it get there in thefirst place?
Was it Bring Ur Cat to the Game night or something?
BFR - August 5, 2009 via mobile
Apparently they've had an ongoing problem with feral cats, and have caught several of them-- just not mid-game.
Drayer said that the pitching coach’s wife called to say she’d take this one, if they’d let her.
msb - August 5, 2009
Send them to LAofA
They’ll live like kings.
The Typical Idiot Fan - August 5, 2009
You'd need bigger ones than that, they need to be bigger than the rats.
Faux - August 6, 2009
you can see a fan's view of it
with appropriate soundtrack
Spoomeister - August 5, 2009
The game was so boring that Pittman is reliving the Cleveland Meltdown of '01.
msb - August 5, 2009
So can we say Jose has finally turner the corner
or is he going to turn around and stomp on our hearts again?
houseofprime - August 5, 2009
turned*
houseofprime - August 5, 2009
Speaking for myself and fellow Lopez fans...
…we told you so.
Slica - August 5, 2009
Oh, Ow.
Jonathon Niese’ hamstring injury just hurts to watch.
msb - August 5, 2009
I'm not trying to jinx anything here, nor am I trying to get my hopes up,
but we have a real chance of gaining some ground this weekend. The Red Sox and Yankees play a four game series starting tomorrow, we play the Rays this weekend and the Rangers play the Angels…. This could get exciting!
Coach Owens - August 5, 2009
Kyle Davies has pretty good stuff
but man he is bad at sequencing pitches
Trenchtown - August 5, 2009
Ah.
Drayer tells us that she has now learned it wasn’t a kickline but “the Caddyshack dance”.
I have to admit I am as unaware as she as to what that might be.
msb - August 5, 2009
She also helpfully pointed out to Kelley & Lowe that immediately after the dance, Branyan got a double
She’s hoping for a return engagement.
msb - August 5, 2009
I'm guessing this is the dance...
Video Link
mem - August 6, 2009
Homoeroticism
How does everyone feel about the homoeroticism surrounding the team this season? Between Sweeney’s hugs, Silva’s kisses, and the constant machismo in the dugout it’s time to discuss this topic.
Yoyogi - August 5, 2009
Why?
msb - August 5, 2009
Why?
royalcurve - August 5, 2009
You're a gay, right?
kevin_ess - August 5, 2009
By the way, I totally embrace your lifestyle. Good on you.
See you at the parade!
kevin_ess - August 5, 2009
A gay makes a triumphant return!
Aaron Campeau - August 5, 2009
Robert is obsessed with Felix's penis
Poochie - August 5, 2009
I'm not allowed to comment on this,
but I did just hear a girl on the street say, “I’d totally do him if it didn’t itch so much.” I looked at her, she looked at me and laughed, and I said, “You sound like the Mariners GM.”
kevin_ess - August 5, 2009
And the correct term is longed for like a kite on memorial day
Robert - August 5, 2009
So bascially your question is...
Trenchtown - August 5, 2009
You forgot frankin guiterrez's huge man-cock.
Kirk - August 5, 2009 via mobile
Frankie say relax.
Spoomeister - August 5, 2009
Nice
Kermit. - August 5, 2009
I do not understand your question, or its supporting arguments.
Can you restate your question again, but slower, and in a more husky, yearning sort of voice?
Spoomeister - August 5, 2009
I think it's incredibly hot.
Teej - August 5, 2009
Indeed, especially this embrace.
Fin - August 5, 2009
The news that the entire Mariners roster is made up of raging homosexuals would be better than 1,000 World Series titles.
Aaron Campeau - August 5, 2009
Even I would find this to be hilarious
Corco - August 5, 2009
My wish for openly gay major leaguers is in no way related to humor.
Okay, maybe slightly, but a very different type of humor.
Aaron Campeau - August 6, 2009 via mobile
I couldn't agree more.
royalcurve - August 6, 2009
I feel a stirring in my loins that has not been there in previous Mariner seasons, why?
pdb - August 6, 2009
I find it delicious
Kirsten Schlewitz - August 6, 2009
You are fairly new aren't you?
Homo-eroticism is second nature on LL.
Sec 108 - August 6, 2009
And all sports, really.
Matthew - August 6, 2009
I wish I could remember the name of the UW Prof who wrote a book about that.
It was a damn good read.
Sec 108 - August 6, 2009
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