Thoughts On A Picture
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2009 12:47 PM PDT
in Miscellaneous
- Betancourt: Hey there, how's i
Ichiro: I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
- When moving a heavy crate, a shortstop, or a large piece of furniture, it's important to remember to push with your legs, not your back.
- Yuni was a much better dancer as a rookie, too.
- Nobody builds a fortune by leaving change on the ground, and as such Ichiro is very serious about finders-keepers.
- Though Mariner fans have always wanted to see what Ichiro would look like on the mound, he is more interested in moonlighting as a linebacker.
- Ichiro: You feel your legs moving? You feel them moving as a push you? That's called "motion." You need it to field baseballs.
- Though no longer on the 25-man roster, Endy Chavez is far from forgotten.
- Ichiro is fascinated by big spiders, but Yuni's always been squeamish.
- Experiencing a severe blow to the stomach is a cardinal part of Royal orientation.
We know Ichiro likes the hippity-hop, so how about:
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
GET OUT THE WAY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY
waldo rojas - August 7, 2009
No, all of Jeffs' are better except maybe the linebacker one.
waldo rojas - August 7, 2009
Ichiro as a LB?
My dream of a 1-9-1 defense comes ever closer!
Robert - August 7, 2009
I'd run a 10-1-0
waldo rojas - August 7, 2009
Cup-check!
Eyebrows - August 7, 2009
You put your left hand in, you put your left hand out ...
msb - August 7, 2009
Unstoppable force vs. immovable object
Eyebrows - August 7, 2009
This is funny
Bearskin Rugburn - August 7, 2009
Fantastic! I love it!
Also, thank you for finally making the flagbearer of inane pseudo-philosophical questions useful!
Terminator X - August 7, 2009
Yuni thought it was just going to be a normal burp.....
But now he has a mouthful of delicious carnitas infused stomach acid.
Big Jared - August 7, 2009
I mean this in the most flattering way possible:
This series reminds me of Daniel Tosh’s “Let’s See How Many Comments I Can Make Before the Video is Over” bit.
Teej - August 7, 2009
I brought this up the last time Jeff did one of these.
evanr - August 7, 2009
So this means
that Yuni’s dream of physically assaulting our entire opening day OF has come true.
Yoyogi - August 7, 2009
Ichiro didn't play on opening day.
He had that ulcer, remember?
I Lick Squirrels - August 7, 2009
Thanks!
For the reminder, it seems like so long ago
Yoyogi - August 7, 2009
Why can't Ichiro want to play safety instead?
>:(
Matthew - August 7, 2009
He'd go down like Bo.
Eyebrows - August 7, 2009
Watching Ichiro blow up Frank Gore would be absolutely stellar.
abender20 - August 7, 2009
I picture Ichiro more as a Deion Sanders type corner.
Jed MC - August 7, 2009
I wouldn't mind seeing him end Vernon Davis' career or life.
Teej - August 7, 2009
Sounds like Vernon's taking care of item one hisself.
waldo rojas - August 7, 2009
We have to have one white guy on the defense!
Coach Owens - August 7, 2009
Nope!
waldo rojas - August 7, 2009
Patrick Kerney!
(provided his shoulders don’t explode)
BrianL - August 7, 2009
He's a condiment!
Coach Owens - August 7, 2009
Brian (ugh) Russell.
Thingray - August 7, 2009
That's why Ichiro can't play safety!
Coach Owens - August 7, 2009
Good News!
You don’t have testicular cancer!
CapSea - August 7, 2009
Yuni did not remember to cough.
abender20 - August 7, 2009
Ichiro may have also been too thorough.
CapSea - August 7, 2009
It's not like Yuni had any, er, "male parts" in the first place.
Coach Owens - August 7, 2009
Ok seriously the racism needs to stop
Just because we disliked his play on the field it doesn’t make him any different from the rest of us. Monkeys have the same genitalia that humans do.
Robert - August 7, 2009
It's not racist if it's true.
Coach Owens - August 7, 2009
Gutierrez has a swollen ass when he's in heat.
CapSea - August 7, 2009
Does Griffey have the same condition?
HARRYP09 - August 7, 2009
Άρης swells for no one.
CapSea - August 7, 2009
"Sometimes he tickles me here, Yuni. Shhh. Our secret."
Spoomeister - August 7, 2009
Show me on the monkey where the Gutz touched you.
PDXTai - August 7, 2009
This is much better.
The Typical Idiot Fan - August 8, 2009
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