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Answered questions for Richard Durrett at the Dallas Morning News (.com!) again concerning the upcoming series. Check them out. I'll be honest with you, I really like the Mariners but I kinda really want to get swept. The Angels are smelly.

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They edited my favorite line :(
What was it?
The one referenced in the comments

Technicalities. >:(

I enjoyed your Ray Lewis comment

It made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

And they edited it again

I’m not cut out for newspapers.

Newspapers aren't cut out for you, Jeff.
I'm going to be at the game tonight

to witness Morrow’s execution firsthand. The sky looks like rain so hopefully its game on. I’ll be back later with a full report on my thoughts on Morrow plus any happenings with Ft. Worth rednecks.

Execution

Provided it’s the Rangers doing the executing instead of, say Franklin Gutierrez.

As much as I want to See the Red Sox go down, I really want to finish .500
Jeff, you are a fun fun man.
So you're asserting that our defensive MVP hasn't blown anybody's brains out?
I thought it was a stabbing
One usually follows the other, right?
Not if you do it well.
Great interview blah blah laughed out loud blah blah blah Ray Lewis blah blah some people from Texas are idiots blah blah we are boned.
Do any other blogs approach you for interviews?

Seems there’s usually one when we play Texas but never for anyone else.

As an aside, I’m a Ravens fan who has consciously avoided the whole ‘Ray Lewis killed someone’ thing so I don’t get angry at the inevitable jokes.

Durrett always asks me

He’s by far the highest profile guy who makes such requests.

!!!

I can smell him through the internet!
So in other words we're boned...
Only in the sense that we probably won't win the series.

But protected 1st round!

You have to plan on signing another team's Type A who declined arbitration..

For a protected 1st round pick to matter. Is there anyone you see the M’s signing to be worth your soul rooting for the Mariners to lose?

There are some guys that would be worth signing if they don't cost you your 1st rounder, yeah.
People who've never rooted for the Mariners to lose before are crazy
Strasburg!

sigh…

I try to block last year out

As I was rooting for Bavasi to get fired, which just happened to necessitate the Mariners losing?

Since you weren't forced to speak any truth about the Rangers rotation, it looks like the readers have taken to you!
I crave validation
Obviously if you watched Rangers' games everyday your opinion would be valid.
Well that went over a lot better

than the first time. See, if you just make jokes about famous black men and the criminal charges leveled against them Texas fans will love you.

Huh

This article is currently the #4 Google result for “trick shoulders.”

I thought Gutz was mudering people's heterosexuality?
Jack Wilson proved to be the antidote.
Awesome interview. But you gave them too many tips about our starters!

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