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Biggest Contribution: King Felix, +45.1%
Biggest Suckfest: Adrian Beltre, -11.5%
Most Important AB: Hall double, +22.4%
Most Important Pitch: Hunter strikeout, +8.1%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +48.3%
Total Contribution by Lineup: -2.2%
Total Contribution by Opposition: +3.9%
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I love Bill Hall.

I know he’s not hitting that well, but he’s just so good defensively everywhere. Can we trade Lopez and make him our everyday 2B?

Can't have much versatility if he's the everday second baseman.
Bill says SS is his best & favorite position
I'm thinking Lopez is about as good as Hall and cheaper and signed for longer.
Not cheaper. Hall is ~free. But yes.
Oh yeah, I forgot the Brewers paid for him.
Abso-fucking-lutely not because that's a retarded idea
You know Lopez is as good as gone right?
If Felix wins his remaining starts...

and the M’s are leading in the final game of the year after 4.2IP, would Wak bring in Felix to get him his 20th win like the M’s did so Johnson could win 20 in 97?

That would certainly help his Cy Young chances.
And then get to hear it demonized when someone gets a "legit 20"

Like Moyer did a few years later. I hope not.

I'd laugh my ass off if this team

goes something like 22-6 in the remaining games and backs into the playoffs.

How would going 22-6 to finish be backing into the playoffs?
It would be more of a full on sprint
Well, that whole thing

Was just swell.

Nice tight game and a win again

Red Sox lose but the BJs did too much sucking again for the Rangers.

Hahahaha Torii Hunter got eviscerated by Felix!

Struck out looking without getting the bat off his shoulder, struck out with bases loaded two-outs, grounded out to end the sixth, and popped out to end the eight. Yays.

Then kissed his ass during post game interviews
2 out of 3, suck us off Angles!!!!
Are you sure you're at the right website?
As much as oral stimulation by geometric shapes sounds like an interesting topic, I will fully snark out and correct your spelling. It's the Angels.
Dang it, why do you have to be the responsible one.

I was moments away from perfecting a joke about right triangles. No kidding, this one was really going to work too.

Equilateral? Isosceles? Scalene?
Nope just a right one, 90 degrees and all. Easy to remember that way.
DAMMIT
I'm so obtuse :(
That's not true.

I’ve heard a lot of people say they think you’re acute.

Ok, that was some low-hanging fruit right there.

I will now channel Jeff: WHAT PART OF ON TOPIC DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND!?

SQUEAK! Sorry, Jeff.
I like these two comments.
You probably could have worked "hypotenuse" in there.

It could sound dirty if you used it right.

Apparently there was no defense played in the Mariners/Angels game.

Kazmir struck out Mariners batters in the 1st, Felix struck out a random Angel in the later innings, Bill Hall got a hit, and the ball took a funny bounce at third so that Hall could score.

Oh, wait. Erick Aybar jumping, and making the DP was a webgem.

That’s it.

Not even a mention of Bill Hall throwing from his arse?

For shame.

It would be hilarious if we could win 10 in a row here

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